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Parker is jailed for swiping a machine, and he and the crew try to make Binghamton drop charges by making him think he's losing his mind.
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00:00Thanks a million.
00:05All right, you swabbies.
00:06Who's going to sound like the next two-fisted hero of World War II?
00:09Measly old sawbuck, nail yourself a nip fighter.
00:12And it's all recorded for the folks back home.
00:14I got a ten spot. I want to shoot down a zero.
00:17Just up right down, lad. Your slightest wish is our command.
00:20One zero, coming up.
00:22There he is!
00:23Zero at three o'clock!
00:25They've had it!
00:30Hello, Mr. and Mrs. North America and all the ships at sea.
00:33This is your combat correspondent, John Cameron Gruber,
00:35speaking to you from somewhere in the South Pacific.
00:37One of the greatest battles in a war is now in progress.
00:39Watch out! The bandits don't think it's humorous!
00:43Somebody just shot down a nip zero!
00:47I tell you, folks, this is the greatest exhibition of shooting I have ever seen.
00:51You there, Gunner, what's your name?
00:54Seaman First Class Larry Foster from Fort Wayne, Indiana.
00:57Hi, Mom!
00:58Okay, mate. That'll be $2.50 extra.
01:02$2.50?
01:03That's right, $2.50 extra for a little personal salutation.
01:06All right, now, who's the next satisfied customer?
01:09Come on, show Mom the kind of stuff you're made of.
01:11Hey, hey, hey, hey, now, what's going on here?
01:14Come on, you guys don't belong here. Shove off!
01:18All right, you bunch of screaming memes.
01:21You're making enough racket here to start World War III.
01:23Yeah, we haven't finished with the second one yet.
01:25Just giving a guy some main side and a little gunnery practice.
01:27So?
01:29Gunnery practice, my Aunt Matilda.
01:32Send the records to the folk back.
01:36Sound like a hero?
01:37Oh?
01:37You lockers!
01:47You took Binghamton's new dictating machine?
01:50You know he's just taking a pin something on us.
01:52So this machine is going right back to his office right now.
01:57Hey, Skip, look!
02:01Hit the deck, boys! Get on that gun!
02:03Hi, Mom. This is your son, Charles, talking.
02:13Right now, the guys are in the middle of a real swell air raid.
02:17Air raid?
02:19Yike!
02:23Chuck, take cover!
02:25Hi, Mom. This is your son, Charles, chickening out.
02:32Chicken out.
02:33So long.
02:33Well, I'll ask you.
02:44feel, be tough for you.
02:48You look good.
02:50My daughter's love.
03:23Oh, I put the light on, sir.
03:28I have to put the light on when I need it.
03:30Watch where I'm going.
03:31But, sir, how could I when you were the one who fell on?
03:33Oh, shut up. Don't argue with me.
03:35Let's get these reports out before you get in any more trouble.
03:37Aye, aye, sir. But, sir, couldn't they wait until morning?
03:39After all, it is late and I'd like to...
03:41Couldn't they wait until morning?
03:42Why do you think I rush back from Comfleet?
03:44I want to get these things out tonight.
03:46I can't wait to use my new dictating machine.
03:48Think of it, Elroy. My very own dictating machine.
03:51Oh, sir.
03:52Oh, I'm going to have these reports out in no time.
03:54I can hardly wait.
03:55All I'm going to do is pick up the microphone,
03:57push the little button, and it's gone.
03:59Gone, gone, my very own friend who dictates God.
04:02Oh, no, sir. It can't be, sir.
04:03Let me take a look. Maybe it's in...
04:05Don't tell me why I can't see.
04:08What are you crying about? It's my dictating machine.
04:10Sir, would you please open the drawer just a little, sir?
04:14Thank you, sir. You're so kind.
04:15Aren't they sacred to these pirates?
04:18Pirates, sir?
04:18What pirates?
04:20McHale and his pirates, you fathead.
04:22Now, you call the MPs and meet me down at the gate.
04:24Look out for the chair, sir.
04:25I'm going to catch them with the goods.
04:27Yes, sir.
04:28What happened?
04:41Who was that?
04:43Sorry, sir.
04:43I'm sorry.
04:44No harm done, sir.
04:45You.
04:45I might have known it was you.
04:47Here, sir, hold this.
04:47I'll brush you off.
04:48What happens?
04:49Why should I hold this?
04:51What am I?
04:51You're serving this?
04:52Hold this yourself.
04:53I don't...
04:53Wait a minute.
04:54That's my dictating machine.
04:56You'll give it back to me, you man.
04:57Yes, sir.
04:58Talk to it in good health, sir.
05:00Parker, you come back here, you thief.
05:03Harbonaire!
05:04Harbonaire!
05:05Come back here, you thief!
05:06Come here, sir.
05:07Come here.
05:07Come here.
05:08You'll kill me a baboon.
05:10Yes, sir.
05:10I'm a baboon.
05:12Sir, you found it.
05:13But what happened?
05:14Is that Parker...
05:14That thief, that brigand, he stole my dictating machine.
05:17I saw him with my own two eyes.
05:19Here, hold this.
05:20I want to get all this down.
05:21To whom it may concern, this is Captain Wallace B. Binghamton speaking.
05:25I hereby swear that I saw him, sir, Charles Parker.
05:28Sir!
05:29What is it?
05:29Sir, you better stop dictating.
05:31The machine isn't plugged in.
05:33Well, go plot, plot, plot!
05:34Yes!
05:37Well, that's the whole story, Skip.
05:38I handed him the machine and ran like crazy.
05:41Oh, brother.
05:42Of all the lousy breaks, he'll charge you with everything in the books.
05:46Yeah, what?
05:47Wait a minute.
05:47Not everything, Skip.
05:48At least I remembered a salute.
05:49All right, where's that bald-headed Dillinger?
05:53Where, where, where?
05:54Oh, boy, there he is now, Skip.
05:56Look, shut your eyes.
05:57If you don't see where I'm going to hide, then you won't have to tell her I.
06:06All right, McCann, where is he?
06:07Where is that, Parker?
06:08He's under arrest for stealing my dictating machine.
06:11Now, you hand him over to me, or I'll nail you for harboring a public enemy.
06:15Mr. Parker, a public enemy?
06:17Oh, come on now, Captain.
06:19You, you gotta be kidding.
06:21Don't you bat those beady little eyes at me, you big figure.
06:25Now, where is he?
06:26Spread out you, man.
06:27Look for him.
06:27Is he out here?
06:28He must be out here.
06:29Ow!
06:36Oh, hi, gang.
06:37I just lost a collar button.
06:39You just lost 20 years, you ex-Hence and you.
06:42Get up out of there.
06:43That's the penalty for grand larceny.
06:46Grand larceny?
06:47Oh, come on now, Captain.
06:48It was just a small dictating machine.
06:50It's a small dictating machine worth over $100, and that makes a grand larceny.
06:54No, no, no.
06:55Wait a minute, Captain.
06:55Look, you got Mr. Parker all wrong.
06:57You see, actually, the truth is that he had found it, and he was just returning it.
07:02That's the truth.
07:03All right, my name is Rumpelstiltskin.
07:04Who?
07:05Look, I hate to interrupt, but you're stretching my ear.
07:08Is that right?
07:08I have to stretch your neck.
07:10Come on, I can't wait for the court, Marshal.
07:11No, no, no.
07:12Court, Marshal?
07:13No, that's ridiculous, Captain.
07:14Besides, you didn't even have any witnesses.
07:16Oh, didn't I?
07:17Well, last time I had two witnesses, McHale.
07:19I caught this sneak thief with my own two eyes.
07:21How do you like that?
07:22I saw him with my own two baby blues.
07:25Gee, I always thought they were brown.
07:26Oh, the...
07:27Ow!
07:27Oh, boy.
07:28And I promised my mom I'd be right home after the war.
07:38We're sure sorry, Mr. Parker.
07:39Yeah, it's all our fault.
07:41If it wasn't for our crummy racket, you wouldn't be here.
07:43Don't worry about it, you guys.
07:44They say you get used to prison life after the first 20 years.
07:47I don't know.
07:48Come on, Chuck.
07:48Believe that kind of talk.
07:49We got you into this mess, and we're going to get you out.
07:51That's what you think, McHale.
07:54Flying in tomorrow to preside over the court-martial at my personal invitation
07:57is the chief legal officer of the Pacific Fleet, Admiral Chester Beattie.
08:03Old Rock Pile Beattie?
08:05Oh, no.
08:05He'd lock up his own grandmother for jaywalking.
08:07Oh, shut up.
08:08Come on.
08:09You can't do that.
08:10Knock it out.
08:11Now, the Admiral will be here at 1,300 hours tomorrow.
08:14And in the meantime, just to make sure there is no hanky-panky...
08:18Carpenter!
08:21Oh, now, Captain, aren't you going a little bit too far?
08:25You and your bunch of pirates running around free?
08:27Don't be ridiculous.
08:28Carpenter, you've got your orders?
08:30Yes, sir.
08:31Maintain an around-the-clock watch.
08:33Safety off.
08:34And if Benson Parker tries to escape, or any of these men try to enter, shoot.
08:38To kill.
08:39Got questions, McHale?
08:40I have a question, sir.
08:42Could I leave the room?
08:44Shut your mouth.
08:46Now, the rest of you bills rats, I want you out of here.
08:49I want you out of here on the double.
08:50Because if you're not, Carpenter will make mincemeat out of you.
08:55This is no piece.
08:56Shut up!
09:02Here you go, Captain.
09:04Trust me, you nitwit them.
09:07There must be something we can do.
09:09Yeah, but what?
09:10The only thing caught him with the goods that you guys took.
09:13He actually saw Chuck with that dictate machine.
09:16And there's no way to change that.
09:18More reds there.
09:21What are you driving at, Skip?
09:25Take a look at that.
09:26The man of a thousand faces.
09:28Of course!
09:29That's it!
09:31Look, boys.
09:32Why not make the man of a thousand faces out of Mr. Parker?
09:35What are you talking about?
09:38Come here, boys.
09:38Come here.
09:42Look.
09:43What if we can convince Binghamton...
09:45Huh?
09:46...that he sees Chuck all over the place.
09:48I mean, everywhere he goes.
09:51If we can shake up Binghamton enough, who knows?
09:54He might even be getting a question in his own testimony.
09:56He might even call off the court-martial.
09:58Good work, Skip.
10:03Yeah.
10:05Hey, what are you guys doing here?
10:07Come on, Mr. Parker.
10:08It's getaway day.
10:11Hey!
10:11Don't you know they're breaking out of the friggers against regulations?
10:14Besides, Carbondale hears us.
10:15Shh!
10:16Don't worry about a thing.
10:16The skippers get an idea to kill a sound.
10:18Now, look.
10:19Mess up your bunk.
10:20Quick.
10:20Make it look like you're still in it.
10:22Mess up my bunk?
10:23Mess up my bunk inspection.
10:29Hold it, you two.
10:30Keep it up and step it on fire.
10:31Now, now, now, Carby.
10:33Is that any way to talk?
10:35We just came here to spread a little sunshine into the life of your poor prisoner.
10:39You see, this is Ensign Parker's tuba.
10:42His mother just sent it to him.
10:44Nobody, but nobody, goes near the prisoner.
10:46All we want him to know is that his tuba is here.
10:50Ah, now, come on.
10:50Play, maestro.
10:51Play.
10:53Well, that's about as noisy as it's going to get.
11:06Stop the music!
11:09Lord, you can stop coming in.
11:10What do you say, Carby?
11:12I guess I know when we're licked.
11:37He's just not a music lover.
11:38And the captain is going to hear about this.
11:40Yeah, I know, I know.
11:42Come on, Ticker.
11:43Let's roll.
11:44Anything you say, Skip.
11:45No, no.
11:47Come on.
11:48Oh, you mean that blow.
11:55Come on, get going.
11:56Will you get going?
11:57Mr. Parker, will you stand still?
11:59Oh, wait a minute.
11:59You can't do this to me.
12:00I'm an officer.
12:01Quiet, quiet.
12:02Now, look.
12:02Stop your yakking and start listening.
12:04I'm going to explain to you everything on the way over to Lidbottom's office.
12:07Come on.
12:07Let's go.
12:07Let's go.
12:09Let's go.
12:10Uh, testing.
12:11One, two, three, four.
12:12Testing.
12:13I'll never smile until I smile at you.
12:19What do you want, breaking in here like that?
12:21What is it?
12:21Well, sir, you see, I came over here, sir, to make a personal appeal to you, sir, for Mr. Parker.
12:27Well, negative, appeal denied.
12:29When I get through with that menace, he is going to end up as a cage tender for the birdman of Alcatraz.
12:35That's all recorded, too.
12:36Now, Yeoman Tate, send those court-martial papers in here.
12:40Yes, sir.
12:43Uh, will there be anything else, sir?
12:44No, that'll be all, Tate.
12:47And another thing, McHale.
12:49I don't have...
12:50Anything wrong, sir?
12:54That Yeoman.
12:57Did he look like my Yeoman to you?
12:59Yeoman Tate?
13:00But, of course, who else?
13:02Well, I don't know who else, but, I mean, for a minute there, he would tell...
13:06Oh, good enough.
13:08I've got to be getting over to the barbershop, McHale.
13:10I want to look my best for the court-martial.
13:12Yes, but I'm not coming to anything good.
13:13Just give Mr. Parker a break, sir.
13:15Oh, I'll give him a break, all right.
13:16I'll give him a rock pile with little rocks.
13:24Okay, boys, step number one worked out for step number two.
13:34Chuck, we're heading to the barbershop.
13:36A barbershop?
13:36Wait a minute, I just got a haircut two days ago,
13:38and with a head like mine, who needs another one?
13:40Come on, let's go to six.
13:44How's that, sir?
13:45Oh, yeah.
13:47Psst.
13:47Here you are, Smitty.
13:57Take yourself a short walk and buy yourself a long beer.
14:00I'll be alone with the captain.
14:01Oh, what for?
14:02I'm a big tipper.
14:04You want my 20 or his dime?
14:07Just a second.
14:11And drink slow.
14:12Hey, Chuck, it's shaving time.
14:18That'll never work, Skip.
14:19I can't stand a sight of blood.
14:20I want either your neck or his.
14:22Now, come on, get going.
14:23Get going.
14:23Get going.
14:23Get going.
14:24I want you to be careful, you clod.
14:51Now, how close would you like it, sir?
14:55I mean, how close would I like it?
14:57I...
14:57Oh, no, no, no.
14:59What are you doing here?
15:01Well, I'm just getting ready to shave you, sir.
15:02Oh, no, you can't wait for me.
15:03You're not the barber.
15:04You're not, Smitty.
15:05You're...
15:06Well, uh...
15:09I guess I'm next, huh, Smitty?
15:11All right, Commander.
15:12You're the next victim.
15:13Hey, my...
15:13Well, uh, Smitty.
15:15Why do you call them Smitty?
15:16Why not, Smitty?
15:16That's Parker.
15:18Captain, you feeling all right?
15:19Uh, how could Smitty here be Mr. Parker
15:22when you know Mr. Parker's behind bars?
15:24Come on, I haven't got all day.
15:26Hey, guys, he's not behind bars, that's why.
15:27How could he be behind bars?
15:29And I'm gonna prove he's not be what I do.
15:31Oh, believe me.
15:33Are you people gonna get it?
15:34Oh, this guy.
15:35Oh, boy.
15:37Gina, I'm just getting the hang of it.
15:38Come on.
15:39Come on, now.
15:39Come back way into your cell.
15:41Hurry up.
15:41I'll trade a stone.
15:43Oh.
15:45Goodness.
15:46Oh, Captain, sir, you've really worked yourself up into a lather this time.
15:50Now, what are you, you bumbling nincompoop,
15:52deserting your post against orders
15:54and letting that other bumbling nincompoop escape?
15:58Sir, no, no.
15:58I haven't left this room, sir.
16:00And Ensign Parker has not left that cell either, sir.
16:05Don't you lie to me.
16:06I tell you, Parker's as free as a bird.
16:08Sir, I saw it in my office.
16:09I saw it in the barbershop.
16:11No, no, no, no, Captain.
16:12Then you've got too much Ensign Parker on the brain, sir.
16:15Yes.
16:16You've been so bugged with him lately.
16:18Well, you're having hallucinations.
16:20Oh, hallucinations.
16:21Since when is a hallucination?
16:23Hold a razor blade right up to his captain's throat.
16:26I tell you, Parker's gone.
16:27He's gone, gone, gone, gone.
16:29Now, you look for yourself.
16:30Just look in there.
16:31There you go.
16:32Look at that.
16:34Oh, hi, Captain.
16:35Hey, a little early in the year for trick-or-treating, isn't it?
16:38No, no, no.
16:40I can't for him.
16:41He can't behead of him.
16:44Okay, Mr. Parker, here we go again.
16:47You think you keep seeing Mr. Parker everywhere,
16:50like the night that you thought you saw him with your dictating machine.
16:54Oh, no, no, no.
16:56I saw him.
16:57I tell you, I saw him.
16:58I just...
16:59Oh, my nerves.
17:00Yes.
17:00My nerves.
17:01I shot.
17:02I'm more than I can just mourn to a friend.
17:05Yes.
17:05Oh, that could be it, sir.
17:06Yes, sir.
17:06Well, what you need is a tranquilizer, sir.
17:08Come, I'll take you down to the hospital right away.
17:11Come right now.
17:12I take you, sir, but I'm on duty.
17:14No, you would have a good count on you.
17:16Thank you, McHale.
17:18I mean, one Parker is enough.
17:20If you see, Parker's everywhere.
17:22Yes.
17:22No, I'm sick.
17:24Oh, sick, sick, sick.
17:26Gentle, gentle.
17:27Yes.
17:30Well, now, where is everybody?
17:32I need help.
17:33Yes.
17:33Yes, a nurse.
17:34Nurse!
17:35You rang?
17:42She's him.
17:43I mean, he's her.
17:44He's Parker.
17:44There you go again, sir.
17:46No, no, no.
17:47That's Nurse Collins.
17:48See, right there.
17:50But you can call me Eloise.
17:51No, no, no, no.
17:52You keep away from me, you hallucination.
17:54I tell you, it's him, him, him.
17:56Well, if you're referring to me, at least you could say it's her, her, her.
17:59Oh, what?
18:01Oh.
18:02Such a little pulse with such a big boy.
18:04Well, quarter to two.
18:06Now, let me see.
18:07Open your mouth, please.
18:09Say, ah.
18:10Ah.
18:10Hmm.
18:11Ears.
18:11Check.
18:13Well, he's got it.
18:14Definitely got it.
18:14No doubt about it.
18:15Bad case, desk fatigue.
18:17Desk fatigue?
18:18Oh, yes.
18:19Definitely, definitely, you little dear.
18:21But don't you worry.
18:21Lucky for you, the Dr. Von Kleinkramer's on base.
18:24Dr. Von Kleinkramer?
18:26The free psychiatrist here on Tarotuba?
18:29Yes, but just for a day.
18:30But don't you worry, little dear.
18:32I'm going to send him right over to your quarters.
18:33Would you do that?
18:35Oh, that's a blessing, nurse.
18:36Bless you, because I need help and love.
18:39Lots of love.
18:40Oh, well, I get off duty in a couple of hours.
18:44Come on, Captain.
18:47We'd better go wait for the doctor.
18:48Just a minute.
18:49I...
18:49This should happen to me.
19:04I mean, the tiger of Tarotuba is cracking up in my prime.
19:09Oh, yes.
19:10Well, now, you just lay right down there, sir.
19:12Yes.
19:13Don't you worry about a thing, Dr. Kleinkramer.
19:15Should be here any minute now.
19:16I want to be here any minute now.
19:21Yes, yes, I will.
19:23Come right in, doctor.
19:24Come in.
19:27Good having me in here.
19:33Well, now, this must be the sick of it, the psychosomatic head.
19:37Yes.
19:37Dr. Kleinkramer, you're Dr. Kleinkramer?
19:42You're expecting maybe Sigmund Freud?
19:45No, no.
19:46Sit down.
19:47Oh, yes.
19:48No, no.
19:49Now, tell me your problem.
19:50When did you first start hating your mother?
19:53I bet you believe that.
19:54No, no.
19:55Well, maybe I'd better explain, doctor.
19:57You see, the captain doesn't really hate his mother, do you, sir?
19:59No.
20:00You see, he's sort of a...
20:02Well, he kind of hates an Ensign Parker, you know.
20:05And it's gotten so bad that every time he sees somebody,
20:08he thinks they look exactly like Ensign Parker.
20:12I even think that you look like Ensign Parker.
20:16Isn't that ridiculous?
20:18Isn't that ridiculous?
20:22Oh, yes.
20:23Kimmel, his levito is our gender, this is the men of luck.
20:27I know, I know.
20:28He's out of his schnitzel, picking mine?
20:29Yes.
20:30And he certainly isn't fit to appear on a witness stand, is he, sir?
20:34No.
20:35Why, he's an absolute schnitzel.
20:37Says German for fruitcake.
20:40I forgot about the court-martial, McHale.
20:42I mean, if the Admiral sees me in this condition, I'll lose my stripes.
20:46McHale, what am I going to do?
20:47Well, sir, you could call off the court-martial.
20:52Yes.
20:52Why don't you send an urgent call to fleet headquarters
20:55and tell Admiral Beattie not to come tomorrow?
20:58That is an excellent suggestion, Bublop.
21:01You like it?
21:01That's a good idea.
21:03Yes, everybody.
21:04Here you are, sir.
21:05Here's the phone, sir.
21:07Hello.
21:07Hello, this is your Bublop speaking.
21:10Sir, it's going.
21:11Ah, don't worry.
21:12The skip knows what he's doing.
21:13Yeah, but does Mr. Parker.
21:15There's one consolation.
21:16Even if Mr. Parker bombs out, he can't be in any worse trouble than he's in now.
21:19That's what you think.
21:20Fire in the paint locker.
21:23It's a VIP chariot.
21:25It couldn't be anyone but Admiral Beattie.
21:26He must have flown in a day early.
21:28Oh, brother, what are we going to do?
21:30We're going to pray a lot.
21:31That's what we're going to do.
21:32You heard me.
21:33I want the court-martial canceled.
21:34I want you to give this thing top priority.
21:37I want it wiped off of the record.
21:40Off the record?
21:41Yeah.
21:41Well, I guess they closed the book on this case.
21:47Come along, doctor.
21:48Now I think you've got some more house calls to make.
21:49Oh, no.
21:50Actually, this is the last kook of the day.
21:53Oh, Dr. Lieber.
21:54Why are you not sure now, doctor?
21:56You're a partner.
21:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Captain.
21:58No, no.
21:59He's just having another one of your hallucinations.
22:01Oh, hallucinations.
22:02My USO makeup kit of all the slimy, dastardly...
22:05No, no, no, no, Captain.
22:06Listen to me about the beard, sir.
22:08You see, the doctor here is so young that he uses the beard to make himself older.
22:12Better be running on, doctor.
22:13Bye-bye.
22:13You come back.
22:14You come back.
22:15You think I'm cracked?
22:17Where do you see your skull when I get through with it?
22:19Now, now, calm down, sir.
22:21Calm down.
22:21You're a very sick man.
22:23And you're a very cooked goose, McHale.
22:24The court march was on again.
22:26Bigger than, better than ever.
22:27No, no, you stop that.
22:28Stop that.
22:29Listen to the captain.
22:30You get me the radio shack.
22:31Don't you do that again.
22:32I don't care if the line is busy.
22:33You get busy and you unbusy it.
22:35Now, Captain, you're getting yourself all excited.
22:40What have you got cooked up this time?
22:43Oh, for heaven's sake.
22:45Don't you two know when you've had enough?
22:48I beg your pardon.
22:50I'm Admiral Beattie.
22:51Admiral Beattie.
22:52Put those phony up the ledge and a phony brain on your head.
22:58Captain, no.
22:59Stop.
22:59You don't know what you're doing, sir.
23:01Stop.
23:01I don't, huh?
23:02And those phony chicken feathers on your upper lip.
23:05Get your hands off me, you brothering idiot hoax.
23:10How dare I?
23:11I dare because you're no Admiral.
23:13You are Parker, Parker, Parker.
23:16Oh, how...
23:17Did you call me, sir?
23:18I was going to call me.
23:20I was...
23:21Parker?
23:24I know, Captain.
23:26I know.
23:27No.
23:27No.
23:37Have a cup of food.
23:38Oh, hi, Skip.
23:39Mr. Parker.
23:40Yeah.
23:40How about some fresh coffee?
23:42Hey, where'd you guys get the neat coffee maker?
23:44Wait a minute.
23:45This looks exactly like the one that Binghamton just bought for the officers' club.
23:48Oh, no.
23:50Hey, what do you say we draw straws to see who takes it back this time?
23:53The thick skull.
23:54Marble brain, boneheaded stunts!
23:57Haven't you schlock masters had enough?
23:59Don't you know what Binghamton will do to us this time if he catches us?
24:04Oh, McHale here!
24:06And Captain Binghamton here.
24:08Captain Binghamton?
24:12Oh, now, now, now, look, Captain.
24:14I can explain everything, sir.
24:16Now, hold it, McHale.
24:17Hold it, hold it.
24:18Before you start with those cockamamie excuses of yours,
24:21I want you to know that I know that you and your bunch of privateers
24:25have swiped my new coffee maker.
24:27But after what I have just been through, I don't care.
24:31Do you understand that?
24:32I don't care.
24:33You can keep it.
24:34You can keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it!
24:39Are you all right, sir?
24:41I'm fine.
24:42Oh.
24:42Come on.
24:48Come on.
24:48Come on.
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