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Ensign Parker is put in the brig after being framed by the McHale's crew for stealing Captain Binghamton's dictation machine. To get Parker out of trouble, the gang devises a plan to make Binghamton believe he's losing his mind, which they hope will cause him to drop the charges.
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00:00Okay, guys, gather around. New duty roster's in.
00:06And we, uh...
00:07Hey, isn't that going to be kind of confusing?
00:09Lieutenant Parker and Ensign Parker in the same outfit?
00:11Don't you get it, Mr. Parker? This is for you.
00:13Today's the day the promotion list comes out.
00:15You're a sis to get your silver bar.
00:17Hey, you guys think I'm finally going to make it?
00:19You can't miss. Right now, you're the world's oldest living ensign.
00:24Uh, Parker-san, I finished your cake.
00:28How you like?
00:29Hey, congratulations, Lieutenant Parker.
00:33Boy, that's great.
00:34Oh, it should say Lieutenant J.G. That's junior grade.
00:38Here, I'll fix it.
00:39You sure you can handle it?
00:40Are you kidding? I'm the best weapons man in the outfit.
00:43Oh, uh...
00:44Hold it.
00:52What's going on here?
00:54Oh, well...
00:54Sorry, Skip, my finger froze on the trigger.
00:56Did you get the news, Skip?
00:57Yeah, Mr. Parker finally made lieutenant, didn't he?
00:59Get out the cake knife, Fuji. It's party time.
01:01Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
01:03Chuck, I'm afraid you got the wrong letter in on that cake.
01:05Yeah, I know. It should be Lieutenant J.G.
01:07I was just working on it.
01:08No, it should be Ensign.
01:10Ensign? Hey, did you guys hear that?
01:12I made Ensign.
01:13I am an Ensign.
01:15Chuck, I'm afraid Binghamton gave you the zinger again.
01:18Oh, that no good trick.
01:19Wait a minute.
01:21Wait a minute.
01:23All right, agreed.
01:24He got a raw deal.
01:25But the main thing is,
01:26Chuck, don't let it get you down.
01:29Well, don't worry, Skip.
01:31I'll be the same guy I've always been.
01:33On my toes.
01:34Fishing.
01:35Alert.
01:36Real Navy.
01:37Oh, my God.
02:07We're not making lieutenant really got him down.
02:31Say, Mr. Parker, I just heard a great joke.
02:34How do you get four elephants into a jeep?
02:37I give up.
02:38Two in the front and two in the back.
02:43Hey, Mr. Parker, don't you have an Uncle Joe?
02:46I give up.
02:48No, no, no.
02:48It says right here the new head of Naval Affairs Committee is the Senator Joseph Parker.
02:52No kidding.
02:53Hey, if your uncle's a senator, you're a cinch to get promoted.
02:56Why didn't you tell us?
02:57That's not my Uncle Joe.
02:58Are you sure?
02:59I'm positive.
03:00My Uncle Joe's a plumber back in Chagrin Falls.
03:02The only way he'd get in the Senate is if it sprung a leak.
03:05Psst.
03:07Psst.
03:16Hey, it's...
03:17Wait a minute.
03:17What's the bit, Groove?
03:18It's a punching dummy.
03:19It's the image of him.
03:20It's a little business item Fugia and I whipped up.
03:23Clabber the cap and incorporate it.
03:25Get a half a buck a sock, we'll make a fortune.
03:27Hey, Groove, that's beautiful.
03:28Hey, let me try it.
03:29Oh, stand back.
03:30Mr. Parker gets first back.
03:32On the house.
03:33That's why we rushed it through.
03:34To perk him up.
03:35That's a great idea.
03:36Hey, let's get him over here.
03:37Hey, Mr. Parker.
03:38Come here.
03:41Now what?
03:44Oh, look, you guys.
03:45How many times do I have to tell you that it's no use to...
03:48Oh, half noon, sir.
03:49Bink!
03:50Pooji, you better get out of here.
03:52At ease, Mr. Parker.
03:53Yeah, look.
03:54Groove, what are you doing?
03:56Oh, look, sir, you've got to forget...
03:57Hey, gosh!
03:59Take a shot at him, Mr. Parker.
04:01It'll relieve your frustrations.
04:02Clabber, go ahead, Mr. Parker.
04:04But, boy, I'd sure like to, Groove,
04:05but you sure you can't get court-martialed for striking a superior dummy?
04:09Go on, be my guest.
04:11Well, all right.
04:13Take that, sir.
04:14Hey!
04:15And that!
04:16And that!
04:17And that!
04:17Hey!
04:18And that!
04:18Hey, boy, this is great.
04:19I'm going to get my boxing gloves.
04:22Lester, you are a genius.
04:23Oh, I'd sure cheer him up.
04:24Hey, listen, let's call the skip-over and let him have a whack at him.
04:27Let him, huh?
04:27Oy vey!
04:29Little Binghamton's coming!
04:30Quick, guys, let's stash him.
04:32Get rid of him, fast.
04:37All right, Captain Binghamton.
04:41Now, what are you doing here, sir?
04:42Just a little surprise inspection, McHale.
04:45Make sure you haven't sold everything to the nips.
04:47Look at that.
04:51McHale, how dare you ask me to promote that punch-drunk dodo.
05:04Hi, Skip.
05:05Okay, stupid.
05:05This is for nothing.
05:10Leave him alone, Skip.
05:11He'll bounce back.
05:12Hey, at me.
05:13Hey, slut.
05:14Come on.
05:15Chuck, what have you done?
05:16Oh, boy.
05:17Unless Goober's punch-a-bag can talk, I made a boo-boo.
05:20Just point me out of a cup.
05:22Where is he?
05:23Well, I'm awfully sorry, sir.
05:24I thought you were a dummy.
05:25A dummy?
05:26I'm not pointing, sir.
05:26No, no, no, no.
05:27I'm McHale, sir.
05:28I'm McHale.
05:28I'm McHale.
05:29Okay, calm down, sir.
05:30Calm down.
05:30He's just shook up about his promotion.
05:32His promotion.
05:32Where are my glasses?
05:33Glasses.
05:34Oh, here he is.
05:35Get the glasses.
05:36Where did everybody go?
05:39Here they are, sir.
05:42Here they are.
05:43Those aren't glasses.
05:44Oh, no.
05:44They look a little broken, sir.
05:47I feel a little broken, too.
05:48Yes, okay.
05:49But if I remember correctly, sir, you do have another pen, don't you?
05:52Yes, in my drawer.
05:53To my desk with my manual on criminal procedure.
05:56Now, you know, you speak out, Parker.
05:57I know you're here somewhere.
05:59Here you are.
05:59All right, you're on the rest.
06:00I'm taking you in.
06:01I'm taking you in.
06:02I'm taking you in.
06:04Clobber the captain.
06:07I ought to clobber you.
06:09If only the real dummy hadn't shown it.
06:11Knock it off.
06:12Of all the...
06:15Oh, what's the use?
06:19I'm going to go over and try, try to talk Binghamton into letting Chuck out of the break.
06:27Poor Mr. Parker.
06:28Maybe the skip will spring him.
06:30Are you kidding?
06:31With Binghamton as mad as he is, even the White House couldn't get him off the hook.
06:34Yeah.
06:35Wait a minute.
06:36Maybe not the White House, but what about the Senate?
06:39What are you driving at, Groob?
06:40Well, suppose nephew Charles gets a little letter from his Uncle Joe.
06:45Senator Joseph Parker of the Naval Affairs Committee.
06:48And Binghamton gets to read it.
06:50Mr. Parker would be out in a minute.
06:52Sure thing.
06:53Well, I start writing.
06:54What the skipper just said.
06:55They'll never know.
06:56Let's go.
06:56Come on, move, move, move, move, move.
07:04Geneva Convention say no.
07:06Come on, Groob, let's take that letter from the Senator and show it to Captain Binghamton
07:21before it's too late.
07:23Absolutely not, Tinker.
07:25Captain Binghamton is never to find out that Mr. Parker's uncle is Senator Joseph Parker,
07:30head of the Naval Affairs Committee.
07:32Mr. Tinker, Mr. Parker made us promise never to tell.
07:36He wants to make it on his own.
07:41You then.
07:42Why, Lieutenant Carpenter.
07:44What is this that I just heard about Ensign Parker's uncle being a United States Senator?
07:48Mr. Parker's uncle?
07:49A Senator?
07:50Why, that's ridiculous, sir.
07:52He's just an ordinary plumber.
07:54Honest.
07:55Let me see that letter.
07:56Letter, sir?
07:57What letter?
07:59That one...
07:59Groob, the letter!
08:00To Ensign Charles Parker, from the Senate of the United States, the office of the Honorable
08:09Joseph Parker.
08:11Plumber, huh?
08:12Some plumber.
08:13Wait till the captain sees this, huh?
08:14I tried everything.
08:24Everything.
08:25But that Binghamton just would not call out the court-martial.
08:29The question now is, how will you plead?
08:32Well, how about on my knees?
08:34Come on, will you?
08:35Now, look.
08:37Captain Binghamton.
08:39Hello, Quentin.
08:40Hello, Chucky.
08:41Oh, uh, sailor, unlock the cell.
08:45Unlock the cell?
08:46You mean you're letting Ensign Parker out?
08:48No, I'm letting Lieutenant Parker out.
08:51Hello, Chucky.
08:52Brought to you new silver bars.
08:54Gee, I didn't know he got promoted before he got court-martialed.
08:56Who's getting court-martialed?
08:57Who, who, who, who?
08:58Oh, but you said he was, sir.
09:00Oh, that's just hazing a new lieutenant.
09:02You know how I love a good joke, Lieutenant.
09:05Love it, love it, love it.
09:06Let's get out of this terrible place.
09:15Well, I have to be running along now.
09:17Oh, uh, by the way, Chucky, uh, here's a letter that, uh, came from your Uncle Joe.
09:23Uncle Joe?
09:24Well, how did you, I mean, uh, he was...
09:25Oh, now, don't worry, Chucky.
09:27I'll keep it a secret about your uncle's job.
09:30Oh, uh, well, you don't have to keep it a secret, sir.
09:32He even advertises in the Yellow Pages.
09:33I knew you'd make it, Mr. Parker.
09:44Congratulations, sir.
09:45Congratulations, Mr. Parker.
09:46You'll make a fine lieutenant.
09:47Something screwy going on here.
09:49Oh, no, Skip, they pin on it.
09:51Oh, no.
09:53I don't believe it.
09:55Huh?
09:55Well, no, look, right here's the pin.
09:57Come over here, you guys.
09:59Come over here, you guys.
10:03You meatballs have done some dumb things in your day, but this takes all the marbles.
10:10Forging a letter from a senator.
10:12Oh, well, wait a minute, Skip, that's not from a senator, that's from my Uncle Joe.
10:14Didn't you hear, Binghamton?
10:15That's what these apes wanted him to think.
10:18Chuck, the only reason Ledbottom promoted you is because he thinks that Senator Joseph Parker of the Naval Affairs Committee is your uncle.
10:25But, uh, Brian, but you, but he...
10:27Look, Skip, what's a terrible...
10:28It got Mr. Parker off the hook.
10:30It even got him his promotion.
10:32Sure, and Binghamton will never find out.
10:34Oh, yeah?
10:35Oh, Lieutenant!
10:36Chucky!
10:37I got some wonderful news.
10:40Chucky, what's wonderful news?
10:42I just got this message from your uncle, Senator Parker.
10:45He's making a tour of all the bases in the South Pacific, and he's coming here to Tarantumbo today to refuel.
10:51What?
10:52Senator Parker's coming here?
10:54Yeah, isn't that wonderful?
10:55Is that amazing news, boy?
10:57Just think of it.
10:57You and I today, we're going to be down at Airstrip at 1,600 hours saying hello to your uncle.
11:02Now, Chucky, you go and get dressed, and while you're putting on your new bars, you're thinking of some wonderful things to tell your uncle.
11:08About me.
11:15When that senator gets here, we're goners.
11:17You know, why does everything have to happen to us?
11:19I don't know.
11:20It's all my fault.
11:21I should have never forged that stupid letter.
11:24It's all my fault for hitting the captain and breaking his glasses.
11:28I should have known he wasn't a dummy.
11:29You sure should have known he wasn't a dummy.
11:31Hey, hold it.
11:33Hold it.
11:35Chucky, you just chewed me on to something.
11:38It's a long shot, but it could work.
11:40It better be good, Skip, or Binghamton will see right through it.
11:43Well, if Chuck and I have any luck, Binghamton won't be able to see through anything.
11:47Gather on, you guys.
11:53What do you want, barging in here when I'm giving my speech to the...
11:56Oh, Chucky boys.
11:59We're just reporting his audit, sir.
12:00Yes, yes, yes.
12:01Well, come in, boys.
12:02Come in.
12:02I'm sorry that I snapped at you like that, but I'm a little shook up about meeting your uncle.
12:07You know, I never met a senator before.
12:10Me neither.
12:12How what Lieutenant Parker meant, sir, was that, well, when he left the States, his uncle Joseph was still in the house.
12:20Yeah.
12:21Well, as a matter of fact, he was out in the backyard, fixing the cesspool.
12:24I'm fixing it.
12:28Sir Sprint, it's a riot as it's out.
12:33Sir, why don't we get down to the airstrip, person?
12:36What's the rush?
12:38I'm a carpenter down here.
12:39He's taking care of everything.
12:40The honor guard, the band, the works, and my jeep isn't here yet.
12:43Oh, well, sir, I had an idea that with the airstrip so close to the water, why don't we all go down on the 73?
12:51Yeah, Uncle Joe's wild about boat rides.
12:53Yes, sir.
12:54Yes, oh, well, a dear man.
12:56If that's what he likes, that's what he'll do.
12:59Fixing a cesspool.
13:03Let's get ready to go, boys.
13:06How do I look, Chuckie?
13:08Just fine, sir, except for the hat.
13:10The hat?
13:11What's the matter?
13:11Well, you see, Uncle Joe's a middle-of-the-road man, and he doesn't like anything that leans to the left or right.
13:16Here, let me fix it for you, sir.
13:18My glasses.
13:20Where are my glasses?
13:22Right over here, sir.
13:23Right over here, sir.
13:24Right over here, sir.
13:24I don't know.
13:25Right over here on your left foot, sir.
13:27Oh, no, McHale.
13:29Well, what's the broken glass, sir?
13:31Oh, that's my last pair of glasses.
13:37Parker, you old burnt brain, you clutch.
13:40Oh, no, no, sir.
13:41It was just an accident, sir.
13:43Besides, we don't want to keep the senator waiting, sir.
13:45Oh, no, no, no, no.
13:49That's right, McHale.
13:50I mean, what's the little pair of glasses?
13:52It'd be two of the friendship like Chucky boys.
13:54Here, sir.
13:55Oh, yes, yes, yes.
13:56I see you, boys.
13:57I see you.
13:57Well, let's go.
13:59We don't want to keep the senator waiting, do we?
14:01No.
14:01I mean, who needs glasses anyway?
14:03Yes, come on, boys.
14:05Here we go.
14:06Everybody go.
14:07You see that's a doctor.
14:10You see that's a doctor.
14:11You're moving at me.
14:12Yes, sir.
14:16Come right this way, Captain.
14:19I know you can see fine.
14:21Easy, that's a good man's name.
14:23I get it, sir.
14:24Watch your step, man.
14:25What?
14:26No, that's nothing, sir.
14:27You just came off the boat.
14:29Everything's in fine shape.
14:30Yes, sir.
14:31Here we are, sir.
14:33Right at the airstrip.
14:34Oh, you don't have to tell me, McHale.
14:36This airstrip's my pride and joy.
14:38Boy, sure is a beautiful sight, sir.
14:39I can remember when this place was nothing but jungles.
14:42Oh, yes, yes.
14:43Darn I wish I had my glasses.
14:45I love to look at the airstrip, you know.
14:47Yes, sir.
14:48Everything ready for the senator's arrival?
14:50Oh, yes, sir.
14:51As a matter of fact, here comes the color guard now.
15:00Look.
15:03Left, left, left.
15:04Company, halt.
15:07Left, face.
15:10Present, arm.
15:14I'm the guard ready for your inspection, sir.
15:17I know it, McHale.
15:18I'm not completely blind, you know.
15:20You're not, sir?
15:21No, no, of course not.
15:22Ah, square that hat, sailor.
15:25Square that hat.
15:27Oh, good, good.
15:28Yes, green.
15:29The guns are all painted.
15:31There's quite a few of them out here.
15:33Are you, sir?
15:33Oh, I tell you, these men are the cream of the Jarratouple fighting.
15:36Yes.
15:37Got everybody out today, didn't they?
15:39Oh, yes.
15:39A long line of them, sir.
15:40Why can't you have your men look like this?
15:43Well, I'll certainly give it a try, sir.
15:45Yes, sir.
15:45Oh, oh.
15:46I hear a plane, sir.
15:48Yes, a plane.
15:48Yes, it's the Senator's plane, all right, sir.
15:54He's coming in for a landing.
16:01Hi, Senator.
16:02Hi.
16:03Look at that, sir.
16:03Perfect landing.
16:05Hi.
16:05He's texting toward us now.
16:08That's good.
16:09What's that wingtip, sir?
16:11Stand back.
16:11Oh, I'm worried.
16:12That was close.
16:13Yeah, we must be standing right on the runway.
16:16Stand back, Chuckie.
16:17I don't want you to get hurt before you have a chance
16:18to tell the Senator about the promotion.
16:20Yes.
16:22The band here to come, sir.
16:24And they're marching better than ever.
16:30Oh, isn't that amazing?
16:31A little band never sounded better.
16:33Yes, sir.
16:34They sure do it.
16:35And they're marching far better than the underguards, sir.
16:37Oh, don't tell me.
16:38Carpenter put on quite a show here, didn't he?
16:40Yes, sir.
16:41And by the way, where is Carpenter?
16:43Oh, he's not here, sir.
16:43He's probably down at the airstrip.
16:44Oh, yes.
16:45Mr. Parker means down at the other end of the airstrip, sir,
16:49with the refueling crew.
16:51Oh, oh.
16:52Here comes Senator Parker now, sir.
16:59Right this way.
17:01Now, right this way, Senator Parker.
17:14Right this way.
17:16Announcing the right honorable Senator Joseph Parker.
17:20That's indeed an honor.
17:21Thank you, my fellow Americans.
17:23And special felicitations to you, nephew Charles.
17:25Nice to see you again, Uncle Joe.
17:27How's Aunt Julia?
17:28It's indeed an honor, Senator.
17:29Julia's fine, boy.
17:31Fit as a bowl weevil at chitlin' time.
17:33I'm sorry she couldn't send you a miss of her home-cooked hush puppies.
17:36Oh, well, that's all right.
17:37We're not allowed to keep pets here, anyway.
17:39We're not allowed to keep pets, sir.
17:41That's a good one, isn't it, Captain?
17:43Oh, good one, yes.
17:44A regular knee slapper.
17:46Right, Chucky boy?
17:47Who in the name of Rhett Butler is this laughing hyena?
17:54Excuse me, Senator, but this is Captain Binghamton, our base commander.
17:58Captain Binghamton, eh?
18:05Well, my nephew wrote me about you.
18:07Said you were kind of a pushy sword.
18:09Oh, no, no, no, no.
18:10What he meant is that I pushed him up from ensign to lieutenant, right?
18:14Yes, sir.
18:16Ha!
18:16Oh, the way you can twist a simple statement around, boy, you ought to be in politics.
18:20And now, Senator...
18:24Uh, it's Chucky boy.
18:25Who?
18:26Chucky boy.
18:27Are you sure that man hasn't had too many mint juleps?
18:29Ah, sir, sir, your plane is waiting.
18:31There's a pilot signaling.
18:32Here we go.
18:33Well, just a cut and pick a minute there, commander.
18:36Why, I'd be a possum out of water.
18:38If I didn't hear that fine band of yours, play at least one call, sir, Dixie.
18:41But your plane, sir, is waiting.
18:43It is, McHale.
18:44If Senator wants to hear Dixie, then he's going to hear Dixie.
18:46Is the band still here?
18:47Yes, sir, most of them.
18:48God, play Dixie.
18:55Stand up, straight boy.
18:57Take off your hat.
18:58That ain't no hoedown, that plan.
19:00Sorry, sir.
19:03Well, I can't understand it, Senator.
19:05Captain Binghamton should have been here half an hour ago.
19:07Lieutenant, this is an outrage.
19:09I have never seen such gross incompetence in all my live-long days.
19:14Your plane is refueled and ready for takeoff, sir.
19:16Well, now, that's the best news I had all day.
19:19We'll take off immediately.
19:20Oh, but, Senator, aren't you going to wait for Captain Binghamton?
19:23We do need the base commander's clearance for takeoff, sir.
19:26Oh, that's right.
19:26He's absolutely right, sir.
19:27All departing flights must be cleared by the CO.
19:30That's a Navy regulation, sir.
19:31And we are Navy, sir.
19:32Navy.
19:33Unhandly, sir.
19:34Unhandly.
19:35Oh, I'm sorry.
19:36Then tell the captain I'm going to do all my waiting at Comfort.
19:39While Admiral Nimitz is typing up his court-martial papers.
19:42Forget the clearance and let's go.
19:43Oh, my God.
19:46Yay!
19:47Yay!
19:49Michael, sir.
19:50I haven't been so happy since I was knee-high to a filibuster.
19:53Knee-high to a filibuster?
19:56You got off another good one, Senator.
20:01Goodness, Senator.
20:02Now, come on, Senator.
20:03Sir.
20:04Yes.
20:04It's a Chucky boy.
20:05Oh, Chucky, yes.
20:06Unidentified aircraft at 1 o'clock.
20:08I didn't give any plane permission to fly over here.
20:11It must be a nip air.
20:12The senator was here.
20:13Oh, a nip.
20:14Hey, hit the deck, Air Raid.
20:15Wait a minute, Chuck.
20:17Wait a minute.
20:18Easy, Captain.
20:19Easy does it, sir.
20:21Easy.
20:21Take it easy.
20:22See it, Captain.
20:23I beg your pardon, sir, but your crush on my seersucker suit.
20:30Don't anybody panic.
20:40Try to shoot a U.S. Senator, will you?
20:44Chuck, Chuck, cease fire.
20:46Chuck, I got him.
20:49I got him.
20:51Chuck, you just downed an American plane.
20:53Yeah, I know.
20:54Boy, you see the way you can't.
20:55I, uh, I think I'm going to be safe.
20:57Boy, are we in trouble now?
20:59Hey, Skip, what are we going to do?
21:00Leavenworth, here we come.
21:01Never mind that.
21:02Willie, Radio Air Rescue, tell them to pick up those guys if they go into the drink.
21:05I'm a double.
21:06Would you stop all the...
21:08What's this?
21:09There's something...
21:10Oh, that's better.
21:16At least now I can see this.
21:18This isn't an airstrip.
21:20This is McHale's Island.
21:22Wait a minute.
21:23Who...
21:24Gruber!
21:25What are you doing in that ridiculous outfit?
21:28Gruber, I'm talking to you.
21:30McHale!
21:31Hey, you got it.
21:34All right, what are you trying to pull at me now?
21:35Why, why, why, why, why?
21:36No, no, no, easy does it.
21:37Easy does it, sir.
21:38Calm down.
21:38Remember your answers, sir.
21:40Hey, Skip, here comes a parachute.
21:46Holy jumping jack...
21:47That's Senator Parker.
21:49You shot down a senator?
21:52Oh, but this whole thing is a hoax.
21:54I'll bet the senator isn't even your uncle.
21:56Well, not by marriage.
21:57Believe me, sir, we can explain.
21:59Explain it to the executioner, because I want to have your court-martial.
22:02And you're going to be first, Senator Gruber.
22:04You can't strike me, sir.
22:06Congressional immunity.
22:07Oh, don't just stand there, you pirates.
22:13Go help the senator, you guys.
22:15Let's go, let's go.
22:18Here, let me help you, Senator.
22:22Captain Binghamton, it's your service, sir.
22:24Binghamton?
22:24Well, then you are the murdering fool who's responsible for shooting down my plane.
22:28Oh, no, no, no, no.
22:29These are the murdering fools, Senator.
22:30And this is the trigger man.
22:31Oh, no, no, no, Senator, it's all been a terrible mistake, sir.
22:35Mistake?
22:35Sir, it was a mistake to put you men in the uniform of our glorious country.
22:39Why could I have you shot for this outrage?
22:41Oh, Senator, you don't know the half of it.
22:43A radio to air rescue, Skip.
22:44They'll be sending a boat out as fast as you can say Stonewall Jackson.
22:47Captain, I'm not leaving this base until I see each and every one of these men court-martialed here, here.
22:51And I can promise you that when I get back to...
22:55Did you say Stonewall Jackson?
22:58Yes, sir.
22:59Well, now, pardon me, son, but you all sound like you come from my neck of the woods.
23:05Yes, sir, Senator.
23:06I'm from your home state.
23:07You are?
23:08Well, are you a voting age boy?
23:11I will be by next election time.
23:13And not only that, Senator, the whole family's a voting age, and that includes nine brothers and sisters.
23:20You know what?
23:20He's got so many pictures in his wallet, he's got to carry it around like a knapsack.
23:23Shut up.
23:24Just shut up.
23:24Both of you.
23:25Shut up.
23:26Senator, you were talking about court-martials.
23:27Now, now, you must be twisting my words, Binghamton.
23:31I was talking about giving these men a citation.
23:34Citation?
23:34But they shot your plane down.
23:36Naturally.
23:37It took off without proper clearance and should have been shot down.
23:41Well, now, come on, son.
23:42We got a lot of visiting to do.
23:44Of course, you've heard about my new superhighway program, haven't you?
23:47I can't believe it's going to be one of them.
23:49And now, Captain, about those citations.
23:51Somebody up there hates me.
23:53I'm not feeling so good down here, either.
23:56Way to go.
23:57Take that.
24:02And that.
24:03And that.
24:04And that.
24:04And that.
24:04And that, Mr. Parker, I'll teach old Leadbottom to break you the ensign.
24:07Yeah, you old windbag, and that's for Mom.
24:09That's Uncle Elton.
24:11Condition red.
24:12Binghamton's coming.
24:13Let's get out of here.
24:13Let's go.
24:14Let's go.
24:14Let's go.
24:14Let's go.
24:17All right, you've been out.
24:18The senator's not here.
24:19Captain Binghamton.
24:23I had no idea.
24:25Oh, for heaven's sakes.
24:27I'm going to kill those men.
24:29Get out of the way.
24:34Oh, no.
24:35My new glasses.
24:37Where are my new glasses?
24:38McHale.
24:39Help me find my new glasses.
24:41That's an order.
24:43McHale.
24:44Oh, no.
25:14Oh, no.
25:23Oh, no.
25:31Oh, no.
25:37Oh, no.
25:39Oh, no.
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