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Captain Binghamton panicking when a valuable jade necklace he "borrowed" from the Officers' Club goes missing, leading him to try framing McHale and his PT-109 crew to cover his tracks before Naval Intelligence arrives, but the necklace reappears, complicating his scheme.
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00:00Oh, no, it's you, secret agent XJ-12.
00:25Please, no number.
00:30All right, now, baby, talk.
00:31Where's Dr. Ledfinger?
00:33Ledfinger, I can't tell you he'll kill me.
00:35I'm sworn to secrecy.
00:37Nothing will make me talk.
00:39Oh, yeah?
00:40That's what they all say.
00:50All right, talk.
00:52Hello?
01:00Well, they sure don't make girls the way they used to.
01:11You're looking for me, XJ-12.
01:16Dr. Ledfinger.
01:18You're too late.
01:19I have perfected my formula.
01:21I intend to blow up the world.
01:23Call me a quack, will they?
01:28Blow up the world?
01:29And let somebody get hurt?
01:30Oh, no.
01:31Not while I'm on the job.
01:32I warn you.
01:33You take one more step, and I will blow you to smithereens.
01:36Yes, my master.
01:42The mad mandarin.
01:43Ah, give it to him, mad.
01:45Steve.
01:46Steve.
01:46Oh, now, wait a minute.
01:49Ah, lament us, human.
01:51All right.
01:52No, that's Steve.
01:53No, no.
01:54That's Steve.
01:55Eh, eh, eh, eh.
01:57No, no.
01:58No, no, that's Steve Meyer.
02:00No, you're wielding my collar.
02:01No, no, no.
02:03Wow, is he having a nightmare?
02:05Well, no wonder.
02:05Look at the comic book he's reading.
02:07Mr. Parker, please wake up.
02:08Hey, wake up, will you, Chuck?
02:09Wake up, boy.
02:10Hey, hey, you guys, you better watch out.
02:12The mad mandarin's after me.
02:14What mad mandarin?
02:15Oh, come on, Chuck.
02:16You've been dreaming.
02:17Huh?
02:17Oh, no, no, really.
02:19I saw him.
02:20He had a steam iron, and he was mean and ugly.
02:22Hey, speaking of steam iron,
02:23you better get over to the main base
02:25and pick up our rashes
02:25before Binghamton gets mean and ugly.
02:28Now, come on, boy.
02:29You feel all right now?
02:29Oh, I thought I saw him.
02:31Oh, Parker-san, I just finished your shirt.
02:33Hey, the mad mandarin, watch out for the steam iron.
02:37How does he expect me to do shirts?
02:39Must be packing for Section 8.
02:46You feel alpha?
02:49Yay, forгolies give me a bit easier.
02:51How does he know what you do Jack in your head can be on the cuff?
02:52What do you think with rumor spec dichy iron?
02:54Oh, you know how you want?
02:55So good, David.
03:25I'll wait till Pumpkin sees this birthday present.
03:51I tell you, she'll wear this to the yacht club.
03:54She'll knock all those other wives right in their poop deck.
04:02Carpenter, what are you doing looking in the window?
04:07That's not Carpenter.
04:07Come on, you little snoop.
04:08You get away from here.
04:09You scat, scat, scat.
04:10Come on.
04:10Scat, scat, scat.
04:11That's an order.
04:12You scat.
04:13You on report.
04:15Captain.
04:15Captain, there's a crisis and emergency.
04:17What's the matter with you rushing in here like that for heaven's sake?
04:23You're going to smash my wife's birthday present.
04:25I'm sorry, sir.
04:25I didn't...
04:26Oh, sir.
04:27That's going to make a big hit with your wife.
04:29Women are just crazy about costume jewelry.
04:32I don't.
04:32Costume jewelry?
04:33This isn't costume jewelry.
04:35It's the real thing.
04:36This is genuine jade.
04:37I bought this from an Air Force officer for a thousand dollars.
04:41A thousand dollars?
04:42Sir, where did you ever get your hands on that kind of money?
04:44Oh, I borrowed it from some friends.
04:48Friends?
04:49Yes, friends.
04:49You have friends, sir, here on this base?
04:52Of course I have friends.
04:54I played chess with Commander Barnes once.
04:58Right there.
04:59What am I talking?
05:00What are you doing here, Barney?
05:01What is it?
05:02What?
05:02I almost forgot, sir.
05:03There's an emergency.
05:04There's a fire down by the warehouse.
05:06Well, you dodo, what do you see?
05:07You want to stand here?
05:08The whole base burns down for heaven.
05:10So get hopping.
05:12Hopping, sir.
05:12Hopping.
05:14Fire!
05:15Fire!
05:16Fire!
05:16Fire!
05:31Hurry up, boys.
05:32Get a little more done in there.
05:33That's it.
05:34That's it.
05:35Look out.
05:36All right.
05:36We're done, boys.
05:37All right.
05:38So there's the pyromaniac here.
05:40Who, who?
05:40Pyromaniac?
05:41Oh, no, sir.
05:42You see, we were just passing by.
05:43We noticed the smoke and the fire.
05:45I know.
05:45You tried to bird down the base to collect insurance, right?
05:48Right.
05:49No, that's not it, sir.
05:51Stand back.
05:51Let the fire control officer in here.
05:53Wait a minute.
05:54What is this menace doing here?
05:56How are we seeing, sir?
05:57Fire control officer Parker reporting, sir.
05:59Everything under control.
06:00Oh.
06:00I'll put your fire out for good.
06:05No, no, no, no, no.
06:06It was just an accident.
06:07There wasn't an accident.
06:08Yeah, just an accident.
06:08I don't know.
06:10See?
06:10I tell you, carpenter, they started this whole fire, and I'm going to send this necklace
06:17to pump in, and then I'm going to have a complete investigation, because I don't have
06:21to...
06:21Ah!
06:22Ah!
06:23Let's go.
06:24Let's go, my necklace.
06:25Oh, sir.
06:25Hide the necklace.
06:26Hide the necklace.
06:27Stop it.
06:27No, no, no.
06:29Don't afford to lose the necklace.
06:30Hide the necklace.
06:32But what could have happened, sir?
06:33You put it right there on the table.
06:34I saw you myself, sir.
06:36I...
06:36Yes, you were the last one to see the necklace, weren't you?
06:40Yes, sir.
06:40All right, you sneak thief, you.
06:42You empty your pockets.
06:43But, sir, I was with you all the time, sir.
06:46Sir, you're tickled, sir.
06:48Sir, look.
06:49Sir, sir, your window, it's open.
06:50Somebody could have come in there, sir.
06:52Are you suggesting that there's anybody on this base that would be so low and so criminal
06:56as to...
06:58Of course.
06:59Mikhail.
07:01Imagine that lead bottom shaking us down like this.
07:03Yeah.
07:04Willing us like we were common ordinary criminals.
07:06I say we sue for defamation of character.
07:08All right, all right.
07:09He's off, you guys.
07:10We're in a clear on this one.
07:12I'm still worried about Mr. Parker.
07:13Yeah, he's been in there longer than any of us.
07:15Binghamton has probably browbeaten him into a physical wreck.
07:21The light's not in my eyes anymore.
07:23Why don't you fix this part?
07:24Oh, thanks.
07:25Sir?
07:25Oh, for the last time.
07:38Where is that necklace?
07:39Where, where, where, where?
07:40Look, Captain, I told you, I don't know where it is.
07:43And if you don't stop banging the table, you're going to nick a knuckle.
07:46A knuckle.
07:46I'll nick your noodle now.
07:48You tell me the truth.
07:49The truth, the truth, the truth, the truth.
07:50Or else...
07:51The house.
07:53The house, Captain, at the house.
07:54Right here, sir.
07:55And, sir, don't forget, we've got a whole box of toothpicks for us.
07:57Oh, wait a minute, Captain.
07:59Now you sit right there and knock, you little hoodlum, you.
08:04Oh, my God, all right.
08:06This is gone far enough.
08:07Come on, Captain.
08:08You're not laying another finger on poor Mr. B.
08:11Skip, it's me.
08:12I'm all right.
08:13It's a captain.
08:13Boy, he gave himself an awful whack.
08:15Okay.
08:15Get them out of my sight.
08:17They're all under arrest.
08:17Take them to the brig.
08:18The brig?
08:19Wait a minute.
08:19What for?
08:20What charges?
08:21The charges?
08:22Stealing my wife's birthday present.
08:24And you are going to rot in that brig until you return that necklace.
08:27Do you understand that?
08:27You're going to rot, rot, rot.
08:29Captain, if you just want a present for your wife, why don't we all chip in and get her a
08:33gift certificate down at the ship's store?
08:35A gift certificate?
08:37Yeah, they're running a sale on shower clogs down there.
08:39No, they're bound to have her size.
08:42Now, get out.
08:45Come on, Chuck.
08:46You just try to railroad us and there's nothing we can do about it.
08:49Oh, in case you're interested, if you'd like some tips on how to use a rubber hose,
08:52XJ-12 could really teach you.
08:54See, it's all in the flick of the wrist.
08:55Come on.
09:01You've got to relax, Wallach.
09:03Relax.
09:04Just let every one of those screaming little muscles go in.
09:07Oh, Captain, Captain.
09:10Oh, my goodness.
09:12Oh, sir.
09:12What happened?
09:13What's wrong?
09:14I'm relaxing, you don't know anything.
09:16Get me off the deck.
09:17Oh, yes, sir.
09:17Please, please.
09:19But don't you like this?
09:20Sir, sir, sir, sir.
09:21Please, sir.
09:21Your necklace, your necklace is as good as found, sir.
09:24You found?
09:25My necklace is a bit found.
09:27Oh, Elroy.
09:28Oh, that's wonderful news.
09:30Oh, it's beautiful, Elroy.
09:31Where is it?
09:31Where is it?
09:31Give me it.
09:32Give me it.
09:32Oh, well, it hasn't been found yet, sir.
09:34But it's just a matter of time.
09:35You see, I figured as long as we weren't getting anywhere with Commander McHale, it was time
09:38to call in professionals.
09:40Sir, I wired naval intelligence.
09:42You wired naval intelligence?
09:45Yes, sir.
09:46They said that they are going to send immediately one of their crack criminal investigators.
09:49He should be here within 24 hours.
09:51Sir, wasn't it brilliant of me to think of it?
09:55You wired naval intelligence?
09:57Oh, they'll turn this base upside down.
10:02They'll go over the books at the officer's club.
10:05Oh, but sir, don't you care as long as you get that necklace back, huh?
10:08Don't you see, Elroy, the money for the...
10:10I didn't have the money.
10:11I have borrowed it from the...
10:13From the what?
10:18You mean the officer's club fund?
10:21You...
10:22You dipped your hand in the till?
10:24Oh, sir.
10:25Oh, please, Elroy, please.
10:27I mean, I didn't mean...
10:28I mean, it was just a temporary loan.
10:30I was going to pay it back, honestly, Elroy.
10:32I mean, 1% interest to me.
10:35Wait a minute.
10:36What am I telling you all this for?
10:38You open your mouth about anything, and I'll give you a good one.
10:40Sir, I wouldn't tell the soul, but this is awful.
10:42I'd better call naval intelligence right away and tell them the whole thing was a mistake
10:45that you just imagined it all.
10:47No, no, no, no.
10:48Then they'd really get suspicious, and they'd come snooping around here.
10:51Now, I've got to find some way to keep them from coming.
10:53But how, sir?
10:54Well, I've got to solve this thing before they get here.
10:57You see, I've got to catch McHale with the goods.
10:59But, sir, we have tried everything.
11:01Even the third degree didn't work.
11:02And they are hardened criminals.
11:04I know.
11:07That's right.
11:07They're criminals.
11:08They're criminals.
11:09They're criminals.
11:09I'll turn them loose.
11:10Well...
11:10You see, I'll turn them all loose.
11:11Well, look...
11:12Because the criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.
11:16I know, sir.
11:17They will lead us to the necklace, and then we nab them.
11:19Oh, sir, you are a genius.
11:21You certainly know the criminal mind.
11:22But why not being one yourself?
11:25Thank you, Bill.
11:26All right, sir.
11:26What do you mean being one of my...
11:28Sir, sir, please don't get mad.
11:29Remember, it's only your first defense.
11:32Skip!
11:32Skip, guess what?
11:33A naval intelligence man's coming.
11:35Oh, are you a kid?
11:36Naval intelligence?
11:37Are you sure?
11:38Yeah, I got it straight from my buddy at the radio shack.
11:40Carpenter warned him that the captain's necklace is missing,
11:42and they're sending up a gumshoe.
11:44Holy jumping hat.
11:46Well, that's all we need around this island.
11:48There's a naval intelligence poking around.
11:50Yeah, and if they find our underground still, we've really had it.
11:53Never mind that.
11:54What about Fuji?
11:55If the fuzz puts the finger on him, he's dead.
11:57And so are we.
11:59Oy vey.
12:00I tell you, that miserable necklace is going to be the end of us yet.
12:03That miserable necklace is...
12:04Hey, wait a minute.
12:05That's it.
12:06The necklace.
12:07We gotta come up with that necklace fast, boys.
12:10And Binghamton'll have to call out the naval intelligence.
12:12Boys, we gotta come up with some fancy detective work.
12:15We gotta go over to the main site and find out who swiped that necklace.
12:18And remember, everybody's a suspect.
12:21He's right.
12:21X-J-12's words, exactly.
12:23Everybody's a suspect.
12:25All right, Fuji.
12:27Where were you on the night of March 24th?
12:29Mr. Park, I said...
12:30Don't try and get cozy with me, all right?
12:32Come clean, and I'll try and get you a job in the prison laundry.
12:34I'll try and get it.
12:35Look, will you stop already with this X-J-B-12 stuff?
12:39Look, we gotta make tracks.
12:40Come on, boys.
12:40Let's go.
12:41Come on.
12:42I don't know.
12:43I don't know anything.
12:45Where was I on the night of March 24th?
12:55Now, Group B.
12:56B.
12:57They will keep their eye on him from the north.
13:00See that?
13:00Yes, sir.
13:01Now, Group C.
13:02Sir, if I may make a suggestion.
13:04If Group A and B are covering the flanks,
13:06I would suggest that we take a reserve group
13:09and deploy them right about there.
13:12No, sir.
13:13What's going on, are you?
13:14You're trying to make a pen question out of your credit?
13:16No, sir.
13:16No, sir.
13:16No, sir.
13:17Sir, sir.
13:18I'm trying to be helpful, sir.
13:19Please, sir.
13:20Never.
13:21No, sir.
13:21Excuse me.
13:22Is this Captain Binghamton's office?
13:26No, this is Abbotsfield, and I'm Leo DeRocha.
13:28What do you want?
13:29I'm sorry, sir.
13:30I'm Lieutenant Crawford.
13:32I just flew in by air transport,
13:33and I'm reporting for duty at the base hospital.
13:36Does this look like a hospital to you?
13:37Now, get out of here.
13:38Go report to head nurse.
13:40Lieutenant, I'll show you the way.
13:41And on behalf of Captain Binghamton...
13:42You won't show anything at all.
13:44I'm a punctier commanding officer.
13:46I had to get you.
13:48You keep out of this.
13:50Where's it, Group B?
13:51Are there?
13:52McHale and his pirates are storming the beaches?
13:54Good.
13:54We'll be right there.
13:55Let's go, man.
13:56I'll have it.
13:56Sir, is there anything I can do?
13:58You're still here.
13:58Well, you can get out of my way for one thing.
14:00You know, if you've got any jewels,
14:02hide them, hide them.
14:02Hide them, Mr. Donald.
14:03You're out of my way.
14:07I've got to sit down and think.
14:11Now, who would want to take a necklace?
14:14A woman!
14:15A woman.
14:16A woman.
14:16Let's see.
14:17Where am I going to find a woman around here?
14:21Hey!
14:23Nurses are women.
14:24That's my first clue.
14:27I'm going to bust this case.
14:28Why don't...
14:29Pardon me, nurse.
14:50How do you think it's for an expert and, uh...
14:53Huh?
14:54Oh.
14:54Sorry.
14:55Don't panic, XJ.
14:57Could happen to anybody.
15:04I give up.
15:05Don't shoot.
15:06Oh.
15:06Oh.
15:08Oh.
15:10I'm going to find that necklace.
15:12Now, let's see.
15:13Uh-huh.
15:15Uh-huh.
15:17Uh-huh.
15:30What is this?
15:32What's going on here?
15:34Is there somebody in this room?
15:43Pardon me.
15:44I have to operate right away.
15:45Who are you?
15:46Don't touch me.
15:47I'm sterile.
15:48We're quietly operating.
15:49Help!
15:49Help!
15:50Help!
15:51Shh!
15:51You'll wake up the sickies.
15:54Help!
15:55Somebody help!
15:58Roger.
15:59Group B reporting in, sir.
16:01Commander McHale is heading back to the dock with Machinist Bell and Gunners made Edwards,
16:04but there's still no sign of the necklace.
16:06Oh, drat it.
16:07It's that trick that throws off the track.
16:09We're being bamboozled.
16:11Well, they are not going to get away with this, copper.
16:13All right.
16:13I'll tell you that.
16:14They're not going to get away.
16:14Sir!
16:15Didn't anybody ever tell you it's not polite to point and stop that infernal chattering?
16:20I...
16:20The hairy boob is back.
16:23She's got the necklace.
16:24You give me that.
16:24That's my necklace.
16:25You give me that.
16:26That's my necklace.
16:27You give that to me.
16:28I'll have you shot.
16:29You ape, you.
16:29You'll never see another banana again.
16:32Let's throw the necklace.
16:36Carpenter, he's making a break for it.
16:37Quick, after him.
16:38Have a rest.
16:38Have him thrown an iron.
16:39Sir, what do you care about him?
16:40At least you've got your necklace back.
16:42Oh, isn't that wonderful?
16:42Now you can contact Naval Intelligence and tell them not to come.
16:46That's right, Elrod.
16:47It's beautiful.
16:47I've got the...
16:49Naval Intelligence.
16:51If they file a report that my crime wave was nothing but a monkey, Admiral Rogers will
16:55laugh me right off the promotion list.
16:57That's right, sir.
16:57That's too bad.
16:58It's a shame that you couldn't have caught Commander McHale with a necklace instead of
17:01that monkey.
17:03Why does everything have to happen to me?
17:05I try so hard and I...
17:07Elrod.
17:09Sir.
17:10You're a genius.
17:11Oh.
17:11You are a...
17:12If I can get this thing into McHale's grubby little hands before the Naval Intelligence
17:17man gets here...
17:18Oh, but sir, how do we get Commander McHale to take the bait?
17:20Well, there's got to be a way.
17:21There's got to be a way.
17:22Captain Binghamton, sir.
17:23I want to report a peeping Tom in the nurse's quarters.
17:25It was awful.
17:26Well, I'm sure it was, but I don't have time to bother myself with your petty little inconveniences.
17:31I...
17:31A peeping Tom in the nurse's quarters?
17:34Yes, sir.
17:35He was a pudgy, weird-looking ensign.
17:38A pudgy, weird-looking ensign?
17:43Was he bald-headed and sort of goofy?
17:47Yes.
17:47Oh, that sounds like Chuck the Ripper has struck again.
17:53Chuck the Ripper?
17:54Uh, yes.
17:55Uh, McHale's mom.
17:57Oh, Chuck the Ripper.
17:58Oh, yes.
17:59Uh, my dear, you wouldn't believe this, but they even tried to steal this present that
18:03I bought for my wife.
18:04How do such awful men ever get into the Navy?
18:06I mean, can't somebody do something?
18:08We could, uh, get the goods on McHale if we had an outsider.
18:13Uh, somebody that they don't know, so they know me.
18:16Well, sir, nobody knows me.
18:19Is there anything I can do?
18:22Would you do that?
18:23Well, you dear, patriotic little thing, you can run over here and you sit down.
18:29Now, you listen to this brilliant scheme that your commanding officer has, because this
18:33is something that cannot help but benefit the entire free world.
18:39I don't get it.
18:41That necklace has got to be somewhere.
18:43You sure you guys didn't overlook anything?
18:44Skip, we pumped every known operator on the base.
18:48Hey, Skip, someone's coming.
18:50Hey, it's that new nurse.
18:51She's after me.
18:52She's probably going to slap a subpoena on me for a hanky-panky.
18:57Yeah, I wonder what she's doing strolling around this time of night.
19:00Hey, lover boy, battle stations.
19:03Go over there and check around, see what gives.
19:04Roger.
19:05Skip, this is my kind of mission.
19:13Excuse me, Lieutenant, the name is Virgil.
19:15If you're lost, I'd like to help you.
19:17Why, thank you, Sally, but Captain Binghamton's waiting for me in his office.
19:20Well, what about next Saturday night?
19:22The boys are having an all-night lua over the base.
19:24Oh, I'm sorry, but the captain's having a party, too, and he's asked me to come.
19:27Why, he's even offered to let me wear a beautiful jade necklace.
19:31Look, I know these Binghamton parties are the lowest.
19:35A jade necklace?
19:37Yes.
19:37Binghamton's got a jade necklace?
19:40Yes, and it must be very valuable because he said he keeps it locked in his safe.
19:44It does.
19:44Well, listen, I'll be right back.
19:47I've got to go and check something very important with a skip.
19:49Maybe you'll give me Sunday night off for a date.
19:51Now, you wait right here.
19:52Skip, will you hear this?
19:57I just found out from that nurse that Binghamton's got the necklace.
20:00What?
20:00Stashed in his safe.
20:01He had it all the time.
20:03And it never was stolen.
20:05Of all the dirty...
20:07He was trying to frame us.
20:08I should have known.
20:09I should have known.
20:10Maybe Seamus's will be here by morning.
20:12Skip, what are we going to do?
20:14Our only chance is to break into Binghamton's safe.
20:16And if that necklace is there, maybe we can force them into calling off those boys from intelligence.
20:22Hey, well, Skip, what about the chick?
20:25Oh.
20:26Well, we need somebody to back up our story.
20:28We'll use her as a material witness.
20:30You, Gruber, come on, let's go.
20:32The rest of you guys stay here.
20:33Ah, Lieutenant!
20:46There she is, Gruber.
21:01Get to work.
21:03Yes.
21:04There you go, you nimble little devils.
21:06The flashlight's steady.
21:07Skip.
21:10We sure appreciate your coming along with us, Lieutenant.
21:13I just couldn't let the captain take advantage of you men.
21:15If what you say about the necklace is true.
21:17Oh, it's true, all right.
21:18That's why I was sneaking around your quarters.
21:20I'm really not a masher.
21:21What's your reputation?
21:22I heard you're known as Chuck the Ripper.
21:25The Ripper?
21:26They must have been talking about the time I got my pants caught on the torpedo rack.
21:30You know, I almost caught pneumonia that day.
21:32Shh, keep it going.
21:33How you coming, fingers?
21:34Just one more turn, and bingo.
21:38What was that, Jimmy Valentine, anyway?
21:42Ah-ha.
21:43The necklace.
21:44Listen, how about that?
21:45That Binghamton had it all the time.
21:46Why, that no good.
21:48I was right.
21:49He was trying to frame us.
21:51Correct, McHale.
21:52All I need to go with that frame is a picture.
21:55You're not those lights.
21:56You want to get us in trouble?
21:59Captain Binghamton.
21:59I've seen you stoop to some pretty low things in my day, but this is the lowest.
22:05Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, McHale Flattery will get you nowhere.
22:09Your thieves are all under arrest.
22:11As to you, my dear, the Navy owes you a debt of gratitude.
22:14What?
22:15You mean she was in on us, too?
22:17Oh, thanks a lot, Miss Benedict Arnold.
22:20Yeah, boy, I wish I were a masher.
22:22I'd mash you.
22:23Now, attention to that, Lieutenant.
22:24All we have to do is wait to have the picture developed, and then we wait for Naval Intelligence.
22:28You don't have to wait any longer, Captain.
22:30I'm Lieutenant Crawford from Intelligence.
22:32I'm the investigator you've been expecting.
22:34Are you kidding?
22:35She's a gumshoe?
22:36She's getting excited.
22:38Well, no, no, no, no, no, wait a minute.
22:39I mean, you couldn't, you're just a nurse.
22:42What is this, some kind of a prank?
22:44I assure you, Captain, this is no joke.
22:46I'm from Naval Intelligence, and I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you for attempted fraud and false arrest.
22:51No, no, no, no, wait a minute, you little bixen, you.
22:54You're probably in this whole thing with McHale.
22:56Let me see that silly badge.
22:58What does that say?
22:58Chicken Inspector?
22:59I mean...
22:59Oh, that was no fair.
23:06She got me from behind.
23:07I wasn't ready.
23:08Hey, that was terrific.
23:09Just like XJ-12.
23:11You see that, Skip?
23:11I told you it was on the wrist.
23:12I saw it.
23:13I saw it.
23:13It was beautiful.
23:14I saw it, sir.
23:14It was a sneak attack.
23:16Maybe you can get a return match.
23:17I don't want a return match.
23:19You're making a terrible mistake here.
23:22I'm not the fraud.
23:23You shouldn't be throwing me around the room.
23:24You ought to be throwing them around with the fraud.
23:27I've been explaining that to the Board of Employees.
23:28Now, come along quietly.
23:30Thanks a lot, ma'am.
23:31And look, forgive me for that crack about Miss Benedict Arnold, huh?
23:35Not at all, Commander.
23:36Oh, and don't worry, sir.
23:37Prison life won't be so bad.
23:38You can learn a trade, like making license plates.
23:42You know, maybe you can get a load number for our Jeep.
23:44I know you've been through a terrible ordeal, sir, but at least that Board of Inquiry was easy on you.
24:12Easy on me.
24:13You call it easy to be dropped to the absolute bottom of the promotion list?
24:18It'll be World War IV before my name even comes up again.
24:22Hey, Captain.
24:23Here's those supply requisitions you wanted, sir.
24:25No, I just leave them in takeoff.
24:27Yes, sir.
24:28Before we go, sir, if you need any judo lessons, huh?
24:31No, no, no, Chuck, never mind.
24:32Well, let's go.
24:33Well, I just thought the next time he gets in a fight with a girl, he could make a better showing.
24:36I'm not going to make a showing right now.
24:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
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