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the show's regular hierarchy is turned upside down when the base is temporarily put under the command of Lieutenant Elroy Carpenter (played by Bob Hastings) while Captain Binghamton is incapacitated. Drunk with power, Carpenter proceeds to arrest McHale and his crew, leading to a frantic effort by McHale and Parker to get Binghamton back in charge and the crew out of trouble.
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02:38THE TIGER OF
02:39TARATUPA
02:40IN DRY DOCK
02:41WELL CHUCKING
02:42I'LL BE
02:43RUNNING ALONG
02:44BUT DON'T YOU WORRY SIR
02:45WE'LL KEEP THINGS RUNNING
02:46YES SIR
02:47I KNOW HOW YOU THINK
02:48YOU'LL BE KEEPING THINGS RUNNING
02:49MCHALE
02:50BUT JUST YOU FORGET IT
02:51BECAUSE WHILE I'M IN HERE
02:52I'M PUTTING CARPENTER IN CHARGE
02:54CARPENTER IN CHARGE
02:55CARPENTER?
02:56YOU HEARD HIM CARPENTER
02:57ME SIR
02:58IN COMMAND
02:59THANK YOU CAPTAIN
03:01AND BELIEVE ME
03:02I SHALL MAINTAIN YOUR HIGH STANDARD OF LEADERSHIP
03:04AND DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO
03:05OH SHUT UP
03:07SO YOU REMEMBER MCHALE
03:09HE IS MY GOOD RIGHT ARM
03:11AND YOU KEEP THOSE CUTTHROATS OF YOURS IN LINE
03:13OH AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT MY BOYS
03:15THEY'LL DO THEIR JOB SIR
03:17YES SIR
03:18YOU CAN COUNT ON US
03:19NOW LOOK
03:20WHY DON'T YOU JUST LIE BACK AND RELAX
03:21OH
03:22NOW SIR
03:23GET OUT OF HERE
03:24YOU'RE ALL FLOW
03:25COME ON
03:26COME ON
03:27COME ON
03:28BYE-BYE CAPTAIN
03:29BYE
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04:03MNY
04:03HEY
04:04EH
04:17So that is the situation, men. While our fallen leader is in sickbay, I shall take the helm and I shall steer our base through the stormy waters that lie ahead.
04:31Okay, copy, okay. Now let's go down to the club and have a few beers, huh?
04:35Give that man four demerits.
04:37Yes, sir.
04:37Oh, my God, knock it off.
04:40What was that, McHale?
04:41What, what, what, what? Speaking at staff meeting without being recognized?
04:45Another two demerits.
04:47Brother.
04:48Now hear this. You men will learn that I run a taught ship. I expect the hatches battened, the brass polished, and the bilge is pumped.
04:59Ensign, do you know what that means?
05:01Yes, sir. It means you're drunk with power.
05:03Watch yourself, Ensign. Gentlemen, that will end our first briefing.
05:07This, nice!
05:09Look lively, look lively, go.
05:12Just a minute, you men. I have a very special assignment for you two.
05:16Yes, sir.
05:17I want a complete inventory of the oil dump.
05:20The oil dump?
05:22Commonwealth's oil drums?
05:23Precisely. And you better get started right away if you want to get back by chow time.
05:27Ha!
05:28Disposed!
05:29I say, Captain, I'm going to be mad when he sees his desk.
05:31Yeah.
05:32You better get out of here before Admiral Bly takes away our good conduct medals.
05:37Hey, let's go, workers. Speed it up. The boys, those trenches are waiting.
05:40Yeah, the boys, it's got to get through, huh?
05:41The office sure are pouring in.
05:43Hey, with that Patsy Carpenter in charge, we can take over the whole South Pacific.
05:47Yeah!
05:49All right, you men, you're surrounded.
05:51Oh, wait! Sayonara!
05:58Anybody move. You're all under arrest.
06:01Come on in, men.
06:02Get out of my face, sailor!
06:04What's the matter with you?
06:07Aha! Aha! Aha!
06:08Was I right? Get a picture of that, sailor.
06:11Now, wait a minute, Lieutenant Carpenter. I can explain.
06:12You wait a minute and hold those.
06:14Hey, these are just medical supplies.
06:15Oh, knock it off.
06:16Gruber, who are you trying to kid?
06:18Sailor, let's get a profile of the ringleader.
06:21Oh, look, that's my bad side.
06:23All right, now, a volunteer for fingerprints. We need some fingerprints. You're a volunteer.
06:28I demand a lawyer.
06:29You demand nothing and put your hand on there and have your fingerprints taken.
06:33Now, we'll just round up all this little evidence and we shall call this Exhibit A.
06:38Don't you smile. Take that smile off your face.
06:41And give me those bottles.
06:42This will...
06:43Don't you touch that. That's Exhibit B.
06:45And it's evidence against you. Don't you ever touch something like that.
06:48Now, let's see what else we can find on you boys.
06:51Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:53Hey, with all that evidence, we're dead. What are we going to do, Gru?
06:56Don't worry about a thing. Leave it to me.
06:57Uh, Lieutenant Carpenter, sir, if you please, get away from that steam. It's wrinkling your suit.
07:02I'm sorry, prisoner.
07:04But there will be no mercy shown. Don't ask for any.
07:07Well, there's no getting around it, sir. You've got us dead to right.
07:10But, uh, since we're all servicemen, we were wondering if you'd be in the market for a little, say, uh, something under the table.
07:18A bribe?
07:19What did you have in mind, Gru?
07:22Well, since you put it so crudely, say, 50 or 75 in cash, plus a bottle of genuine Terratupa bourbon.
07:31How much?
07:34Well, tell you what. Make it 100 even and a piece of the action.
07:37How does that sound, Lieutenant?
07:39I just hope it was loud enough.
07:40Loud and clear, sir.
07:43Oh, you have a nice voice, Gruber.
07:45And we're going to call that...
07:47Exhibit C.
07:50Make it 100 even and a piece of the action.
07:53How does that sound, Lieutenant?
07:55Oh, play it again, Al Roy. Play it again.
07:58Sir, you haven't seen the photographs yet.
08:01Here.
08:02Oh, here's one you like, sir.
08:03It's a group picture of all of them standing around the still.
08:06Oh, my. This one alone should be good for life, huh?
08:12Sir, the whiskey.
08:14Oh, the whiskey, yes.
08:15The whiskey.
08:17Fingerprints.
08:17Fingerprints.
08:18And, sir, movies in living color.
08:22Sit closer, Al Roy.
08:23Oh, thank you, sir.
08:25Sit closer, boy.
08:26Now, I'm going to get out of here Saturday morning.
08:29We'll set the court-martial for Saturday afternoon.
08:31Oh, what a wonderful get-well present.
08:33Help me!
08:34Oh, we've got them this time, sir.
08:37We've really done it this time.
08:38Yes, we really...
08:40What do you mean, we?
08:43Who is we? What? We.
08:46Sir, after all, I was...
08:48I...
08:48Oh, no, sir. No, sir. No, sir.
08:49I didn't mean we, sir.
08:51It was you, sir.
08:52It was all your idea. Yes, sir.
08:54Now, don't you forget that.
08:55You're just following my orders.
08:57Now, don't get pushy, Carpenter.
08:59Sir, I'm still in command here.
09:02Now, get off of the bed.
09:03What are you doing sitting on the bed, anybody?
09:04Wait a minute.
09:05I'm sorry, sir.
09:05I didn't mean to do anything wrong.
09:06Of course you're in command, sir.
09:08After all, I'm just a lowly lieutenant.
09:09No, no, forget it.
09:10Now, give me my pictures.
09:12Get out of here.
09:13Sir, here you are, sir.
09:14Go on over and tidy up the office.
09:15Yes, sir.
09:15I'm sorry, sir.
09:16I didn't mean to be pushy, really.
09:18Oh, shut up.
09:19If I could only see the look on McHale's face, then.
09:28Oh, you guys.
09:30Why didn't you just go out and stick your heads in a noose?
09:32With all the evidence against you,
09:34you're going to have to have a Clarence Darrow as a lawyer
09:37just to get a life sentence.
09:39Life?
09:39I'll never live that long.
09:41You can say that again.
09:42My back is killing me.
09:43That's terrible, making you guys work with picks and shovels.
09:46But, of course, I learned a trade path for the war.
09:47He saw it, Chuck.
09:49This is a rough spot.
09:50Creep Carpenter's trying to out Binghamton Binghamton.
09:52Yeah, he probably figures this court-martial's
09:54going to get him a promotion.
09:55Yeah, that's right.
09:56All right, all right.
09:57Hold it.
09:58Can't you see I'm trying to think, you guys?
10:01Promotion.
10:03Hey, that's it.
10:08Oh, Quint, Chuck, did you see the new director
10:11from Acting Commander Carpenter?
10:13He's having a staff meeting in 15 minutes.
10:16Another one?
10:17And what about the inspection he ordered?
10:19And the inventory?
10:21And what about that practice alert he scheduled?
10:23Boy, that carpenter sure is an eager beaver.
10:26Boy, I'll say, if you ask me,
10:29I think he's taken advantage of Binghamton's accident
10:32to make a name for himself.
10:35Go on, Quint.
10:36It's time to take our temperatures.
10:38I don't want my temperatures taken.
10:40What is all this about carpenter?
10:42Now, now, no talking.
10:43I tell you, Captain, you certainly made a wise choice
10:48putting Lieutenant Carpenter in charge.
10:50Why, he's the talk of the whole base.
10:53Such efficiency.
10:54And so bright and inspiring.
10:57What about me?
10:58I'm bright and inspiring.
10:59At least I want you to listen to this stupid thing.
11:00Of course you are.
11:02I guess it's just the idea of having
11:04new blood in charge.
11:07You know, youth and all that.
11:09You remember.
11:10You remember.
11:12Buddy, you mean youth.
11:13I'm only 41.
11:15And he's only 31.
11:16Oh, dear.
11:18You're running a temperature.
11:19You just lie back there and relax.
11:29Relax.
11:30Cook and relax in a time like this.
11:36Well, I'll be by to check that supply depot again.
11:39And this time, my friend, it better be neat.
11:40Do you hear me?
11:41Neat, neat, neat.
11:42Oh, what is it, McHale?
11:44Wah, wah, wah, wah.
11:45Oh, well, we've just been by to see the captain, sir.
11:48And I hate to worry you, but
11:50oh, he's feeling kind of low.
11:53Captain Binghamton?
11:55Low?
11:56What's wrong?
11:57Well, I've been so busy here,
11:58I haven't been able to get over to the hospital.
11:59He's feeling pretty depressed.
12:00In fact, he's even thinking of, well, you know.
12:04Well, we figured it.
12:05If we brought up a few of his personal belongings,
12:08you know, like the ship's clock
12:10or a few pictures, you know,
12:11anything to make him sort of feel at home.
12:14Oh, that's a splendid idea.
12:15You fellas gather it all up,
12:16and then we'll all go over to the hospital together.
12:18Hey, you, sir?
12:19Oh, yes.
12:20Do you think you should leave headquarters?
12:22After all, you're in command here.
12:24What if there was emergency or something?
12:26Yeah, suppose there's an air raid.
12:28Or suppose somebody's mother calls.
12:31I think maybe you're right, McHale.
12:32I'd better not leave my post.
12:33Hi, Captain.
12:40We just brought over a few of your things from the office.
12:44Those are my citations.
12:46My ship's clock.
12:47I'll ask you to bring them over here.
12:48All right.
12:49Oh, I think Commander Carpenter, sir.
12:51It was an order.
12:52What did he say again, Skip?
12:53Oh, sure.
12:55Forget it, Chuck.
12:55Forget it.
12:56It's nothing.
12:56What did Carpenter say?
12:57Why did he say?
12:57Why, why, why, why?
12:58Oh, well, it was really nothing, sir.
13:00Nothing.
13:00Besides, why aggravate yourself?
13:03McHale, I want to know what he said.
13:04I want to know what he said right now.
13:05It's an order.
13:06Well, if you insist, Captain.
13:08Well, he said, um, get the old man's junk out of here.
13:13Old man?
13:15Junk?
13:16How dare he take those things out of my office?
13:18I want to see him, and I want to see him right now.
13:20Oh, boy, he's out inspecting, sir.
13:22Oh, he's driving us crazy with all that spit and polish and...
13:26Oh, please, sir.
13:27Get well, please.
13:29I don't understand it.
13:30You know, it's almost as though he were bucking for a promotion.
13:32Now, Chuck, you and your rumors.
13:34Why, no, no.
13:36You never have to worry about acting commander carpenters, sir.
13:41Remember, he's your protege.
13:43Chuck, Chuck, we forgot the flowers.
13:46Oh, the flowers, yeah.
13:47They're both mechanic carpenters.
13:48Pick them himself.
13:49Sir.
13:50How L.R. did this to me?
13:51Well, and I think I was beginning to suspect the boy.
13:56You know, I almost sat there for a minute that he tried to trip me on purpose.
14:00He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he.
14:02Oh, look at that.
14:03Isn't that, yeah?
14:05How about you?
14:07That's you!
14:09Goldenrod.
14:10Goldenrod?
14:11He knows I'm allergic to goldenrod.
14:15That's the one.
14:16I, it couldn't have been intentional, sir.
14:19At least I don't think it was.
14:20Here, let me get rid of him.
14:30Carpenter's coming.
14:31I'll back up.
14:32Well, we better be on our way, Captain.
14:34Where are you running off to now, McHale?
14:36Oh, we have to get back to headquarters.
14:37Carpenter wants us to scratch your name off the door.
14:39Oh, that sneaky little rat.
14:43Oh, hi, Captain.
14:44I've got news for you.
14:45I've got news for you, too, you ambitious punk.
14:48Mrs.
14:48Stripping my office, shining me goldenrod.
14:51You're great.
14:52Goldenrod?
14:53But, but, sir, I don't understand.
14:54I don't know what you're talking about.
14:54No, no, no, you better get out of here, sir,
14:56because, you see, the cabins are in no mood for visitors.
14:59Yeah, yeah.
14:59Well, like a person can get violent, boy.
15:01Stop it.
15:02Get back, Arnold.
15:04Hey, he doesn't even remember your name.
15:09But I don't understand.
15:13Look, I don't understand.
15:14I just wanted to tell him that Admiral Rogers
15:15is arriving this afternoon for an inspection.
15:17Admiral Rogers is coming here?
15:20Yes, that's right.
15:21And I thought the captain should be the first to know.
15:23Oh, wait, wait.
15:24Well, we'll tell him, won't we, Chuck?
15:26Yeah.
15:26Yeah, just as soon as he's finished with his fit.
15:30Well, now, you must have an awful lot of work
15:31to do at headquarters.
15:32And with the Admiral coming, I...
15:34Oh, I have you.
15:34No, I have.
15:35And you be sure to tell him.
15:36Yes, yes.
15:37Oh, yes, sir.
15:39Oh, no.
15:40Look.
15:41The Admiral's coming here.
15:43If he finds out about the court-martial
15:44and sees that evidence, the boys have had it.
15:46Yeah, well, I'll go along with that.
15:48Well, what are we going to do, Skip?
15:50Well, some way, somehow,
15:52we've got to get that court-martial over with
15:54before the Admiral gets here.
15:56Hey, that's a great idea.
15:57How would you go about doing that?
16:01Well, maybe we can get Coppin'
16:05to reschedule it for this afternoon.
16:07Oh, without Tom Binghamton?
16:08Oh, boy, he'd blow his top, Skip.
16:11Yeah.
16:12That's exactly what I had in mind.
16:14Come on.
16:22Hey, Skip.
16:23Hey, Skip.
16:24Hey, boy, we glad to see you.
16:26Hey, Skip, what gives?
16:28We just heard that our court-martial's
16:29been moved up to this afternoon.
16:30That's right, boys.
16:31Believe me, you don't know all the trouble
16:32we went through to get a change.
16:34You mean you're the guys that got us switched?
16:36Thanks a lot.
16:36They'll hang us.
16:38No, no, no.
16:38Don't try to figure it out, boys.
16:40Chuck and I got a lot of work to do,
16:41but we just don't want you to worry about a thing.
16:43Okay?
16:44Come on, Chuck, let's go.
16:45Oh, I beg your pardon, sir,
16:55but we're conducting a base inventory.
16:58Base inventory?
16:59Sorry, I didn't ask for any base inventory.
17:01Oh, wait, it's Commander Koppner's order, sir.
17:03Yes, sir.
17:04You see, you...
17:05Oh, incidentally, sir,
17:07how many blankets are you using?
17:09Well, I've been using two on these chilly nights,
17:12but I don't see what...
17:13Oh, I'm sorry, sir,
17:15but you see,
17:16one is all that you're allowed.
17:18Yes, sir.
17:19You see, it's Commander Koppner's
17:21new economy program.
17:23Commander, my foot.
17:25Hey, I'm sick and tired of that tyrant.
17:26Now, you give me my blanket.
17:28Now, where is he?
17:28Where, where, where, where?
17:29Oh, no, no, no, sir,
17:30your nerves,
17:31don't get upset.
17:32Hey, hey, let me...
17:33Let me turn out some music!
17:35How do we leave your tensions?
17:36Yes, sir.
17:37It's 12 o'clock,
17:38and time for the Armed Forces Radio News.
17:40I don't want any news.
17:42I want to...
17:43There's late word in from Territu.
17:45Rumor has it that there's
17:46a high-level personnel shake-up
17:48in the making.
17:50Personnel shake-up?
17:51What's he talking about?
17:52Acting Commander Koppner
17:53has submitted a plan
17:54to conflict for a
17:55scrape-the-barnacles program.
17:57Carpenter plans to retire
17:59all elderly,
18:00that's elderly,
18:01naval officers,
18:02and replace them
18:02with young men like himself.
18:04Not retire.
18:06Elderly?
18:07I'm only in my mid-thirties.
18:09Oh, but, sir,
18:10a carpenter's only in his twenties.
18:12Hey, that's not that liar.
18:13He's over 31.
18:15The youthful Carpenter,
18:16barely out of his teens,
18:17took over command
18:18from the aging,
18:19ailing Captain Binghamton.
18:21That's aging and ailing...
18:22That does it!
18:24Oh, that double-flash
18:38of that carpenter.
18:38Oh, I trusted that man
18:40and he turned on me.
18:41Don't worry, sir,
18:42it's going to be all right.
18:43Of course, everything's
18:44going to be all right.
18:44Now, you just get some shut-off.
18:46Yes.
18:46Bye-bye, Captain.
18:47Oh, that carpenter.
18:49That skunk.
18:50I've been taking over,
19:02so...
19:03Mr. Binghamton!
19:10Old man, come here!
19:12Hurry up with that!
19:13Oh, please, Admiral Carpenter,
19:27please, show me some mercy.
19:29I've scraped the barnacles.
19:31I've waxed the mizzen mast.
19:33I even vacuumed a poop deck.
19:35What's raining, are you?
19:36Just for that,
19:38I am cutting off
19:39your water ration.
19:40Let out my water.
19:41Let out my water, sir.
19:42I need my water.
19:44I'm parched.
19:44I'm parched.
19:45Water.
19:46Water!
19:46Water?
19:48I shall give you
19:49some water,
19:49you slimy bilge rat.
19:51There.
19:52Take some!
19:52Ha ha ha ha ha!
19:54Yes!
19:56Ha ha ha ha!
19:58Ha ha ha ha ha!
20:02Sir! Sir!
20:04Wake up!
20:05Wake up!
20:06There's no...
20:07No, Admiral Compton.
20:09Admiral Compton!
20:10Mercy!
20:11Mercy!
20:12I...
20:13Where am I?
20:15I'm a kale.
20:17I'm a parker.
20:18Yes, sir.
20:18We heard you yelling.
20:19You must have been having a nightmare.
20:21That'd be more accurate.
20:22A daymare.
20:22Oh, that company was trying to drown me, you know.
20:25I was drowning. You can see why I'm all wet.
20:28We just came by to say goodbye.
20:31Maybe we'll see you after the war.
20:34After the war? What are you talking about?
20:36How long have I been asleep?
20:38Well, you see, after the boys get court-martialed a day,
20:40well, Skip and I will probably be shipped out.
20:42There's no court-martial today.
20:43The court-martial is not till Saturday.
20:46Didn't he tell you, sir?
20:47Why, he switched it to this afternoon.
20:49Hey, what? He switched it. Without asking me?
20:53Well, I guess he figured that with the admiral coming to discuss your retirement...
20:57Oh, the admiral's going to discuss the admiral's coming.
21:01What retirement? I'm not retiring.
21:03Oh, we heard you were, sir, right after the court-martial.
21:06Oh, you did, huh? Is that what you heard?
21:08No one does it! Help me out of here!
21:10Hey, wheelchair! Wheelchair! Wheelchair!
21:14Somebody get my wheelchair!
21:16Oh, that phony carpenter trying to drown me.
21:19Let me carry this big egg here.
21:21Yes, yes.
21:21Come on, right this way, sir.
21:23Here you go.
21:23Coming through!
21:31Captain Binghamton!
21:33Surprised to see me, aren't you?
21:35Sir, you're up, you're out of bed.
21:37Yes, no thanks to you, you power-hungry maniac.
21:40You, yes, try to do me in with a mop handle.
21:42Don't forget the golden rod.
21:44Oh, yes, the golden rod.
21:45That's a very deceitful, treacherous act you try to pull grabbing my job like that.
21:50Take it easy, sir.
21:50Oh, take it easy.
21:52Oh, sir, please, I don't understand.
21:54What do I do?
21:55I don't understand.
21:56Don't you hand me that.
21:57I'm going to teach you to try to use my broken body as a stepping stone.
22:01Push me in the water, will you?
22:03I did anything.
22:05Sir, you're destroying the evidence.
22:11There goes your case and your promotion.
22:20Oh, sir, the tape recorder, let's not forget that.
22:23Oh, man, break the...
22:24What the...
22:27What in the name of Halsey's going on here?
22:31Oh, Admiral Rogers, I know why you're here, sir, but believe me, I am not ready to retire.
22:36Retire?
22:37I heard you were in the hospital, because...
22:39He hasn't been himself, sir.
22:41He's overworked.
22:42Oh, I'll vouch for that, sir.
22:43The captain's tired.
22:44He needs a long rest, sir.
22:45Oh, don't you listen to him, Admiral.
22:47He's a traitor.
22:48Just look at me, Admiral.
22:49I am just as good as new, sir, and I am barely past 30.
22:52I'm just like a spring.
22:53Shoot me.
22:53Look at that.
22:55There's a lot of good years left in me yet, Admiral.
22:57I'll poke you out the pasture.
22:59He slipped.
22:59He didn't fall on his leg.
23:01He fell on his head.
23:02There, there, there, captain.
23:04Come along now, sir.
23:05Hey, just sit right down here.
23:07Yes, that's it.
23:08Yes, that's right, captain.
23:10Everything's going to be all right.
23:11You have nothing to worry about, Wally.
23:13Oh, thank you, Admiral.
23:14It's so good to be among friends again, sir.
23:17But, you know, keep your eye on him, Admiral.
23:19He's a rat.
23:19He's a real rat.
23:20He tried to steal my blanket, and he sent me a golden rod, and he was going to push me
23:24in the water, and he faked a phony court-martial.
23:26Yeah, well, you forget the court-martial.
23:28You forget everything, Wally.
23:30You need a long rest.
23:32So long, Wally.
23:33Enjoyed your dance.
23:34There goes the court-martial.
23:37All my hard work right down the drain.
23:39Yeah, well, that's the way the ball bounces.
23:42So, shall we all go down to the brig and let out the prisoners?
23:46Oh, I, I, I...
23:48It's okay, Carpy.
23:49You can say it.
23:54I could just scream.
23:55Come on, Carpy, let's go.
24:04Ah, ah, Carpenter.
24:06Sir.
24:07I just fart over there.
24:08You forgot to.
24:09What kind of an orderly are you?
24:10I'm sorry, sir.
24:11I'm sorry.
24:12I'll wait for a week, and the place looks like a stable.
24:14Yes, think of day.
24:15Welcome home, sir.
24:16Ah, hope you had a nice leave.
24:18Okay, now what is the idea of barging in here without knocking?
24:21Now, you'll just go over there.
24:22All right, easy, nothing, easy.
24:25Carpenter, Carpenter.
24:26All right, go get it out of here.
24:27Turn it off.
24:28Captain, this time, could I be acting commander?
24:31Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
24:34What do you say, Skip?
24:35Translated, it means run for your life.
24:37Go, man, go.
24:39Oh, why is it me?
24:40Why is it always me?
24:52Oh, why is it always me?
25:22Oh, why are you?
25:24Oh, why are you?
25:27Oh, my God.
25:39Oh, my God.
25:41Oh, oh, my God.
25:42Oh, my God.
25:43Oh, my God.
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