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Marooned on a supposedly deserted island, for their mandatory survival test, Parker and Binghamton are captured by a Japanese patrol.
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00:00Way down upon the Swanee River, far, far away, that's where my heart is burning and burning.
00:13Step aside, groomer, it's time to laugh and yell with Tinkerbell.
00:24Believe me, ladies and gentlemen, the funny thing happened on my way to the war.
00:27I walked into the airport and I said, this must be the place.
00:30Hey, Tinkerbell, will you knock it off? You're busting up the master's concentration.
00:33I got all the airport jokes.
00:35But I got a bathroom, I got a bathroom.
00:37Here we go.
00:38Oy vey, chew over. Little bottom coming.
00:42Car trick of course.
00:45Tain hut.
00:45And there's your cart.
00:47Joker.
00:49That worked.
00:50All right, you piano grabbers, where is it?
00:53Where, where, where, where?
00:55Where, where?
00:56Piano what piano, sir?
00:59That piano.
01:00Oh, I got it.
01:00Well, now, now, Captain, maybe the boys shouldn't have borrowed your piano, sir, but they are entitled to try out for the Navy show.
01:09That was orders from complete, sir.
01:11McHale, if you think I would let these sticky-fingered buccaneers carouse around New Caledonia on the pretense of being in a show, forget it.
01:20All right, get that piano back where it belongs.
01:22Hey, fellas, I got it, I got it.
01:24Hey, look, you guys, I got my juggling down.
01:26Parker.
01:27Boy, I think if I really get good, I'm going to use two suckling pigs.
01:30Parker.
01:32Hi, Captain.
01:33Oh, Chuck, no.
01:35Well, now, don't let his calmness fool you, Skip.
01:36He's going to yell at me.
01:38Timeline.
01:38Oh.
01:39What the hell are you, huh?
01:42Ah!
01:44¶¶
02:14Oh, that's stupid, and coconutted me right on the sick call.
02:37Oh, I'll get even with him.
02:38Sir, there's someone here to see you.
02:39Oh, criminal, how dare you shout at a commanding officer in my condition?
02:44Well, I'm terribly sorry, sir, but it's the new Comfleet training officer, Captain Covings.
02:47I don't care if it's Captain Kidd.
02:50My head is pounding so...
02:51Did you say Comfleet training officer?
02:55That's right, Binghamton, and I'm here on official business.
02:58Oh, Captain, welcome aboard.
03:00I'm sorry I wasn't out there to welcome you myself, but I've had a terrible accident.
03:04So I see.
03:05May I suggest a little hair of the dog that bit you?
03:08Well, thank you very much, Captain, but in this case, it's impossible because the dog is bald-headed.
03:13Besides that, he's also the...
03:16Are you suggesting that I've been drinking?
03:18Forget it, Binghamton.
03:19I've been going over the Comfleet training records, and I find that there are still two officers here on Taratupa that haven't taken the compulsory 48-hour survival test.
03:29You know the one, sir, where they drop you off on a deserted island with nothing but a knife...
03:33I know the one!
03:34No sense so close to me.
03:35I'm fogging my glasses.
03:36These two men have to qualify immediately.
03:39Oh, sir, one of the men is Ensign Parker.
03:43Ensign Parker?
03:44Yes, sir.
03:45Well, that can't be true.
03:46Look, sir, that's too good to be true.
03:47Yes, one of the men is an Ensign Charles Parker.
03:50Oh, Ensign Parker.
03:51Think of it, Elroy.
03:52Ensign Parker, that bumbling putz out there on a deserted island all alone.
03:56No food, no shelter, nothing but a knife to destroy himself with.
04:00Oh, I wish I could be there to see that.
04:02You will be, Captain.
04:04I will be.
04:05I'll be there with a knife, and you'll get me.
04:08You and Ensign Parker will leave for Makoo Island at 0800 tomorrow morning.
04:12I'm to spend 48 hours along with that pea brain?
04:16I can't do that.
04:17I won't do that.
04:18I'm sorry, Binghamton, but those are my orders.
04:20I've got to bring your fitness records up to date.
04:22But, Captain, I'm fit for heaven's sakes.
04:24I'm fit.
04:25I do 40 push-ups every morning.
04:27I run to work all the time.
04:28I run.
04:28Don't I run to work, Elroy?
04:30Oh, I run everywhere I am.
04:31I run to the safe whenever I have to go to the safe.
04:33I run back to my desk and run all the time.
04:34I've got stomach muscles like steel, Captain.
04:36Just like steel, huh?
04:37Show him, Elroy.
04:38Show him.
04:38Show him, boy.
04:39Show him.
04:39Oh, I guess you say so, sir.
04:41No!
04:42That's right over on me.
04:45That was a rabbit punch.
04:47I didn't see that.
04:48I didn't see that.
04:49Binghamton, all I want to see is you dockside at 0800.
04:53I'll be there.
04:57That was a rabbit punch.
04:58No, sir.
04:59No, sir.
04:59You'll get me a rabbit punch.
05:00I'll get him up.
05:03No, sir.
05:03No, sir.
05:03I'll get him up.
05:03I'll get him up.
05:04No, sir.
05:05Look, Captain, I'm telling you for the last time,
05:08I just can't go.
05:09I can't make it.
05:10I've got to stay here and dedicate
05:12the new soft drink machine.
05:14It's a question of morale.
05:15Sorry, Binghamton.
05:16Sorry, but orders are orders.
05:18Now, turn.
05:18Hut!
05:19How good morning, gentlemen.
05:21Captain Cummings, the 73, is ready to shove off, sir.
05:23Good.
05:24Let's go, Binghamton.
05:25Well, just a minute, sir.
05:26Don't you think the captain ought to have
05:27an extra jacket or a blanket?
05:28I mean, after all, he's an older man.
05:30I don't want any special privileges.
05:32All I want to do is just go and get this thing over with.
05:35Well, now, wait a minute, sir.
05:36Sir, it's going to be cold out there in Mocko,
05:37and if you don't have your winter lining...
05:39Now, wait a minute.
05:39Don't unzip your commanding officer.
05:41Well, I'm warm.
05:42No, you're zipping.
05:44Don't un...
05:44Holy Hannah.
05:50Captain Binghamton.
05:51How do those things get in there?
05:53Well, I just can't imagine, sir.
05:55Binghamton, let me see that jacket.
05:56Now, wait a minute.
05:57There's nothing in the regulations against wearing it.
05:59Tell me, sir, who's your tailor?
06:07Oscar of the Waldorf?
06:09I just don't know what...
06:10You put those things in there, didn't you?
06:13Of course, sir.
06:14Don't you remember?
06:15You're the one who gave me the needle and thread
06:16to sew everything in.
06:17So I just...
06:18Oh, Captain, I'm surprised at you.
06:24Cheaters never prospered.
06:27I've got one for you.
06:28Dead men tell no tales.
06:30No, no, no.
06:34Okay, sir.
06:42Wrap once and ready to board.
06:45Okay, men.
06:46This is it.
06:47Over the side.
06:47Let me help you, Captain.
06:49Wait a minute, Captain.
06:50You can't send me out there.
06:51I'm a sick man.
06:52I'm not well out.
06:52I've got a terrible cold.
06:54This is who?
06:55Look at those germs here.
06:56And the carpet.
06:58Oh, come on out, Captain.
07:00Over you go.
07:00Get your hands off of me.
07:02I'm a sick man.
07:03I tell you, the cough is killing me.
07:06Sir, it's probably just a nervous tickle.
07:08Here, let me help you out.
07:09Somebody get a boat hook.
07:13Hang on, Brimpton.
07:14Hang on.
07:15Hang on.
07:15Oh, my goodness, I'm out of your help.
07:18Well, look at it this way, sir.
07:19At least your cough's gone.
07:20Forty-eight hours alone with a metal case.
07:26No food.
07:28No shelter.
07:29Anything but this lousy knife.
07:32Hold on.
07:32Wait a minute, sir.
07:34According to the service manual, a knife can be a sailor's best friend.
07:37Right.
07:38Oh, the orb.
07:39I'll get it.
07:41Oh, look what you did.
07:42That's it.
07:43I'm going to play mumbling, Peggy.
07:45I'm going to hide with this knife.
07:46There's no time for games, sir.
07:48I've begun any bubblegum.
07:49Oh, that's kidding.
07:51I'm gone.
07:52I'm going to get you.
07:54Hey, ow.
07:56You'll prick me.
07:57Meg, Meg, Meg.
07:59Ow.
08:00Don't prick this hole.
08:01Ow.
08:03Meg.
08:04You got 48 hours.
08:12Parker, will you hurry up like a fire would?
08:15I'm coming, sir.
08:16You know, after all, this stuff doesn't grow on trees.
08:20This stuff does grow on trees.
08:22Oh, shut up.
08:22I'm going to get the fire started.
08:23If you're going to get those clothes dry pretty soon, I'm going to freeze in there.
08:26Don't worry, sir.
08:27Oh.
08:28One fire coming right up.
08:30All I need is a stick and a stone.
08:32Yes.
08:32All right.
08:33All right.
08:33Here.
08:33Here.
08:35Here's the stick.
08:36Now you get the stone.
08:37Oh, right, Captain.
08:39Hey, wait a minute.
08:40That's a match.
08:41Well, you can't use a match.
08:42That's against the rules.
08:43Here, I'll throw it away.
08:44I won't tell anybody, sir, either.
08:45I'll shut up a minute, Drew.
08:46Stupid Daniel Boone.
08:48It's that match of your life.
08:49Well?
08:50Well, you wouldn't kill me for a match.
08:52You would.
08:53I'll use it.
08:54Over here, Captain.
09:19Where?
09:20Right here, sir.
09:22What's the matter with you, Law?
09:23No, I'm just clearing my sinuses.
09:28I can't find any fruit or any berries or anything.
09:31How about you?
09:31Oh, nothing, sir.
09:32I couldn't find anything in you.
09:33What do you got in your mouth?
09:33No, let's get the leaf.
09:34Shut the leaf, sir.
09:36But don't worry, sir.
09:36At least we're going to be warm.
09:37I got a blazing fire going for you.
09:39Come on.
09:41Kind of a leaf, sir.
09:44Don't amaze me, Parker.
09:45I thought a boob like you would let the fire go out.
09:47Oh, no, sir.
09:48Our clothes will be done any minute.
09:50Oh, no.
09:51No, no, no.
09:53I'm sorry, sir.
09:54I guess we're a little overdone.
09:58Wow, boy, that's what I call bribe.
10:00I call ruin.
10:02Well, they're not actually ruined, sir.
10:04Charcoal gray is the latest color.
10:06Oh, Parker, I'm going to get you for this.
10:07I'm going to kill you.
10:08Oh, you can't kill me, sir.
10:10This is a survival test.
10:11You kill me, and I'd flunk.
10:13Hey, sir, you better put this around you.
10:15Keep warm.
10:15Yeah, that doesn't look too bad.
10:16Let's do that.
10:17One thing's for sure.
10:29The captain deserves every bit of suffering he's going to do out there.
10:31You can say that again last year.
10:33What a crumb not letting us try out for the talent show.
10:35All right.
10:36All right.
10:36Ease off.
10:37Hey, wait a minute.
10:38Look, Skip.
10:39As long as the captain is out of the way, why can't we buzz over to Caledonia and try out
10:43for the show?
10:44Hey, Groob, that's a great idea.
10:46Sure, Binghamton will never know the difference.
10:47Then if we make the show, he'll be happy to horn in on all the glory.
10:50How about it, Skip?
10:52Well, that bulletin from Comfrey did say that all hands were entitled to an audition.
10:56Keep going, Skip.
10:57We're hanging on every word.
11:00And I guess we could be back in time to pick them up.
11:02Yeah, yeah.
11:03Okay, we go.
11:06Caledonia, here we come.
11:07Stand back, everybody.
11:08It's showtime.
11:09Caledonia, Skip.
11:11I got my hands.
11:12I don't think I can do it.
11:15Well, I can never remember which side a lean-to is supposed to lean-to.
11:18The right or the...
11:19Well, anyway, I'll take another palm.
11:24You suck your hands off of me, you nicholish.
11:27Just get your hands off of me.
11:28That's all.
11:28Yes, sir.
11:29Sorry, sir.
11:29I thought you were baby palm.
11:30Get that thing off your head, too.
11:33Get up, up.
11:37I don't want this thing, you're a bitch.
11:41What are you doing?
11:44It's a little strange.
11:44It's a night.
11:46Let's go.
12:00Turned off food, maybe, huh?
12:03Hey, I got it.
12:04I can entertain you.
12:05I can juggle.
12:07I can use those coconuts.
12:08Why don't you just...
12:09Coconuts?
12:11But why didn't you mention the coconuts before you, dope?
12:14Now we can eat.
12:15Well, maybe I would if you weren't always yelling at me.
12:16I know.
12:17You are too.
12:18You are too.
12:18Set, set.
12:19Let's get lunch.
12:20I'm only human.
12:24Here.
12:24Don't mind that.
12:26We need something to knock him down now.
12:28Long.
12:28Here.
12:29Here's one right here.
12:31Here.
12:31Oh.
12:32Here.
12:35Hey, boy.
12:35We got enough for a banquet.
12:37Oh.
12:39Oh.
12:39He did it to me again.
12:41That's stupid.
12:43Oh.
12:44If anybody saw this, he wouldn't believe it.
12:47You're my prisoner.
12:49Did you see what he did?
12:51Oh, no.
12:52Parker.
12:53Yes.
12:54I'm coming.
12:56Here.
12:56Would you mind holding me?
12:58Yes.
13:00What?
13:00Two together.
13:03Hey.
13:03Did you see these guys?
13:04Yes.
13:04Same thing happened to me over here.
13:05Oh, please don't hurt us, sir.
13:07We're harmless.
13:07I swear.
13:08Harmless.
13:08Silence.
13:09You American dogs are out of uniform.
13:11You will be shot as spies.
13:13Boy, he's even more chicken than you are.
13:16Oh.
13:17Oh.
13:17Didn't mean it.
13:18I'm just an American dog.
13:19He's right.
13:20Woo.
13:20Woo.
13:21Woo.
13:21I got a little carcass painting in me.
13:23Quiet, you fool.
13:25Quiet, you fool.
13:26Oh, honorable warriors.
13:28Really, you're mistaken, sir.
13:30You see, we're not American servicemen.
13:31We're castaways.
13:32We've been cast up on this desert island.
13:34Hey, you've probably heard of me.
13:35My name is Robinson Crusoe.
13:37Ricky?
13:38Oh, so.
13:39Famous story.
13:41But you're not Robinson Crusoe.
13:42Oh, yes.
13:43I'm him.
13:43I'm him.
13:43You see the profile?
13:44You can tell by that.
13:45And this is Friday.
13:46Friday?
13:46Friday.
13:47Oh, no, Captain.
13:48It's Saturday.
13:48Saturday.
13:49I saw you, Captain.
13:52You lied to me.
13:53Why could I have treated you?
13:55Why are you treated you?
13:57Why are you treated you?
13:57Why are you treated you?
13:57Why are you treated you?
13:58Why are you treated you?
13:58Why are you treated you?
13:59Hey, Skip, did you hear this one?
14:07What did one rifle say to the other rifle?
14:09Why don't we go out and get loaded?
14:11Oh, you heard it.
14:12You know that with jokes like that, you're going to need a rifle to protect yourself.
14:16I laughed when I heard it.
14:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:18There you go, Skip.
14:19Look, take a card.
14:20Any card.
14:20Take two, they're small.
14:21Skip, what do you say?
14:23I hit him with this for an encore.
14:24Over the waves, over the waves, where are the frames who go?
14:28Over the waves.
14:28Down, down, down, a ham bone.
14:32Ham bone?
14:33Ham bone upon a swan.
14:35He went far, far off.
14:38Knock it off.
14:39All right, I'm still running a peachy boat here, not a floating amateur hour.
14:44Hey, Skip, we're off course for New Caledonia.
14:46What gives?
14:47Well, if you really want to know what gives, I'll tell you.
14:50We're stopping off at Marco Island.
14:52I want to peek into Mr. Parker and the captain.
14:54Just want to see if they're still in one piece.
14:55I see you're surprised.
14:59Welcome to a secret listening post.
15:02Now, I've given you information.
15:03You will give me some.
15:05Oh, no.
15:05Uh-uh.
15:06No, sir.
15:06All we have to give is our name, rank, and serial number.
15:09That's according to the Geneva Rules of War.
15:11Article 6, paragraph B.
15:13Er, was it C?
15:14D.
15:15So, you just make big joke, yes?
15:18Yes, yes.
15:20He's always making...
15:22What do you want to know?
15:23I'll tell you anything.
15:24I'll tell you my address, my phone number, my wife's birthday.
15:28What do you want to know?
15:28Wow, wow, wow.
15:29That's better.
15:30You're my kind of coward.
15:32How long we gonna call him?
15:34I got rehashed.
15:35I should be quiet.
15:36Will you be quiet?
15:38We don't want Binghamton and Chuck to know that we're checking on him.
15:40Be quiet.
15:43Hey, here it is.
15:45Hands up, Yankee, or you die.
15:46It's a nip trap.
15:47Run for it.
15:48It's no use, Skip.
15:49They got us.
15:50Now, when are we going to find Chuck and Binghamton?
15:52Thanks!
15:53You're all prisoners.
15:54Step inside.
15:55Watch what they get.
15:56Watch it.
15:57Watch it.
15:58Watch it.
15:59Watch it.
16:04McHale.
16:05Skipper, what are you guys doing here?
16:07Ah, you know each other.
16:09Very good.
16:09Now we get down to real business.
16:11Yeah, that's what you think, Buster.
16:12The only thing you're getting from us is our name, rank, and serial number.
16:16Hell, you don't know what you're saying.
16:17If we don't talk, it's sure it's sure.
16:19It's a good thing you got here, Skip.
16:20He was just about ready to blab everything about us coming from territory.
16:23There'll be no talking.
16:25And that's final.
16:26All right, Yankees.
16:28I don't have time to waste.
16:29I radio our submarine.
16:31You will talk when we get you back to main base.
16:33Excuse me.
16:34I'm going to go to the end of the show.
16:36What if we could just send a message through to Comfleet?
16:39Not a chance, Skip.
16:41Instead of a Navy show, we're going to wind up in the Yokohama Follies.
16:43Hey, wait a minute.
16:46That's it, group.
16:47Prisoners!
16:48Stop talking!
16:50Follow my lead.
16:52Okay, Lieutenant.
16:54We know when we're licked, sir.
16:55You win, we'll talk.
16:57So, you changed mine.
16:59Just wait.
17:01Yeah, well, we thought it best to tell the truth, sir.
17:04Yes, sir.
17:04Actually, we're USO show troop number 73.
17:09We're really entertainers.
17:11Entertainers?
17:12Right, boys?
17:13That's right, Mr. Amp.
17:14Yeah, we do everything.
17:15Songs, dancing.
17:16Happy Padding.
17:17We're even available for private parties.
17:18Sure, we just did a bar mitzvah in New Zealand.
17:20How'd you like to book us for a bonsai ball?
17:23How'd you like to book us for a bonsai ball?
17:25How'd you like to...
17:26You wouldn't?
17:27I don't believe you.
17:28Well, of course not.
17:30That's why we want you to sit right down here, sir,
17:33and prove it to you.
17:35Am I right, boys?
17:36Yeah, sure.
17:37Away, here we go.
17:39Come on, sit right down over there.
17:43Sit right down over there.
17:45And now, honored members of the Japanese Imperial Forces,
17:50to begin the show, I would like to introduce to you
17:53one of the greatest names in prestidigitation,
17:56the one or the only Gruber the Magnificent.
18:01Bring him on with a big hand, boys.
18:03Yay!
18:04Go get her, Gruber.
18:05Yay!
18:06Thank you, fans.
18:08You're too kind.
18:09First, I would like someone from the audience to assist me.
18:13Why, here's your assistant, Gruber the Magnificent.
18:17Yes, sir.
18:18Here is your willing subject.
18:19Thank you, sir, for volunteering.
18:21Now, I'd like to assure the audience that you and I are total strangers.
18:25Will you look at me closely?
18:28Have we ever met before?
18:31Good.
18:31Now, sir, may I borrow your watch?
18:33Thank you, lad.
18:35Hmm, made in New Haven.
18:37Now, I shall prove that the hand is fasted on the eyes.
18:40I place the watch here, covered with the bandana.
18:44So, you're watching closely.
18:46Ah, this will do fine.
18:50Alakazoo, alakazam, alakawam.
18:54Hey!
18:54Come on, Gru!
18:56Hey!
18:57Don't be worried, sir.
18:58Rest assured, I have no fear.
19:00I know you think your watch is fully destroyed.
19:02But observe.
19:04Presto!
19:08Bob's in perfect shape.
19:09Sorry, lad.
19:19What kind of trick is that?
19:20Oh, I'm sorry, sir, but we magicians never reveal our secrets.
19:23Yes, yes, yes, yes.
19:24Would you believe it?
19:26Well, that's the first time that Gruber the Magnificent has missed in two years.
19:29We've still got a wonderful show for all you brave Japanese soldiers here on Baku Island.
19:37And I would like to present to you the great American warbler, the man with the golden tussles, our own Virgil Edwards.
19:46Hey!
19:48Ah, Virgil, make like you've got a microphone.
19:52Oh, Chichornia, let us warn ya.
19:58We were sailing to New Caledonia.
20:03Now we're prisoners on Maku Island.
20:07We just wanted to, to inform ya.
20:13Mayday, mayday.
20:15Oh, Chichornia.
20:17And now, most illustrious members of the listening post here on Maku Island, we have another song for you.
20:27By two more American prisoners, Willie Moss and Christy Christopher.
20:32Hey!
20:35Way down upon old Maku Island, bearing three, two, five, three, two, five.
20:42We're our gang of guys, our city, hoping you'll hear our jive.
20:49Wait!
20:49Stop the show!
20:51Those are strange words for song.
20:53I think something fishy in Nagasaki.
20:55Oh!
20:57Something fishy in Nagasaki!
20:59Oh, Lieutenant, you're a scream!
21:01I read your sub now.
21:02Oh, no, no!
21:02Oh, please, wait, sir.
21:04With your beautiful ears for jokes, you've got to hear our King Kong of comedy.
21:09Mr. Funnypats himself, our own Tinkerbell!
21:13Oh, I'm back again, I'm back again.
21:20Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. Yokohama and all the rescue ships at sea.
21:24Did you hear about the panhandler on Guadalcanala?
21:26Went up to the second lieutenant and said,
21:28Lieutenant, I haven't eaten in a week.
21:29And the lieutenant said, you ought to force yourself.
21:31Come on, you're not shut up!
21:34All right, you guys, rip it up.
21:36These are the jokes.
21:37Go, go, go!
21:37Stop, stop, we had enough.
21:39Oh, but, sir, we're just getting started.
21:40Silence!
21:41You're all lucky you go to the Japanese prison camp.
21:43You see real show there.
21:44Samurai dancers, clowns, acrobats.
21:47Clowns and acrobats?
21:48Well, why didn't you say so?
21:51Sir, right here in our very midst,
21:53we have the greatest acrobatic clowns in the Pacific area,
21:57the Flying Punchinellos!
21:58Flying Punchinellos?
21:59Yes, sir!
22:00And here they are!
22:02Yes, sir!
22:03Chuck and Wally Punchinellos!
22:07He's so modest now!
22:08Alley-oop!
22:09Here he goes!
22:10Hop, hop, hop!
22:11Hop, hop!
22:11Hey!
22:12Hey!
22:13Hey!
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22:15Down!
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22:38Hey!
22:38Hey!
22:39How bout' that, boys?
22:39The Flying Puccinellos...
22:40What a finney!
22:43Acrobatic team?
22:45That two-man kamikaze!
22:46I should sub right away!
22:47I was about to say.
22:48You haven't seen the bandit.
22:49Who is this? Who is this?
22:51Who is this?
23:19Who is this?
23:21Who is this?
23:23Can't, Lieutenant!
23:25To our boys!
23:26They got the message!
23:28Yeah!
23:29It's on!
23:30Are you a saying, Lieutenant?
23:32It was a great show!
23:34Suckle!
23:35Look what?
23:36Sensational!
23:37We want more!
23:38We want more!
23:39We want more!
23:41We want more!
23:42We want more!
23:44We want more!
23:46We want more!
23:48We want more!
23:49We want more!
23:50We want more!
23:51We want more!
23:52We want more!
23:53We want more!
24:00Radio message from the Admiral, Skip.
24:02He says to forget the survival test and head for New Caledonia instead.
24:05What?
24:06No, no, no, no, no.
24:07Hey, listen to this, Captain.
24:08Heard rave notice about show put on by crew of PT-73 and insist you audition.
24:14I'm especially anxious to see flying punchinellos in action.
24:19Signed, Admiral Rogers.
24:21Hey!
24:22Hey!
24:23Hey!
24:24What'd you hear that, Captain, from Admiral Rogers?
24:25We're gonna start rehearsing.
24:26No!
24:27I'm not gonna do it!
24:28I'm not gonna do it!
24:29I'm through it!
24:30Show business!
24:31Never!
24:32Never!
24:33Never!
24:34Captain!
24:36Gosh, we worked so well together.
24:38Oh, that's what I love about this war.
24:40Just one big happy show.
24:43Can I stand by and pick him up?
24:45Stop!
24:46Stop!
24:47S Dusk,295,6.
24:52Look!
24:53Look!
24:54You're too funny!
24:55You're too funny.
24:56Look!
24:57I've got a chance.
24:58It's too funny.
24:59You have a chance!
25:00Oh, okay!
25:01Oh!
25:02Oh!
25:03Oh.
25:04Oh!
25:05Oh!
25:06Oh!
25:07Oh!
25:08Oh!
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25:10Oh!
25:11Oh!
25:12Oh!
25:13Oh!
25:14Oh!
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