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F Troop - Season 2 Episode 31
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00:00
The End
00:24
Well there you are, Agarn.
00:26
Your share of this month's profits.
00:27
Gee, Sarge, this is the most money you ever paid me
00:30
Well, after all, you've been a hard-working, loyal employee of O'Rourke Enterprises
00:34
And this saloon has turned out to be a goldmine
00:36
Knock on wood
00:37
Sarge! Somebody's after us
00:41
A note on that thing
00:42
I don't need no note, I got the message from the knife
00:45
I am in the alley next to the saloon, come quick
00:49
Your cousin, Pierre
00:51
I got no cousin, Pierre
00:53
But I do, he's a fur trapper in Canada
00:56
Fur trapper?
00:57
Yeah
00:57
Cousin Wanda, c'est moi
01:07
Who is he?
01:12
Can he be trusted?
01:13
Oh, sure
01:14
He's my best friend
01:15
This is Sergeant O'Rourke
01:17
Sarge, this is my cousin
01:19
Pierre Eganyar
01:22
Otherwise known as Lucky Pierre
01:24
Glad to meet you
01:25
Glad to meet you
01:27
Pleasure, Sergeant
01:29
Excuse me
01:30
I cannot be seen
01:31
I must stay out of sight
01:33
Listen, if you're so lucky
01:35
Why are you hiding in an alley?
01:36
I'm being pursued by crocs
01:38
They want to steal my furs
01:40
Voila
01:41
These are worth our fortune
01:43
I never saw that kind of fur before
01:46
Ah, you are right, monsieur
01:47
I developed this myself
01:49
Through careful crossbreeding
01:51
I mated the lynx
01:53
With a marmoset
01:54
What do you call it?
01:56
Minx
01:56
Oh, that's very clever of you
01:59
Lucky
02:00
Crossbreeding, huh?
02:01
I'm also thinking of mating
02:03
Fox
02:04
With my minx
02:05
You could call it a fink
02:06
Very good cousin
02:11
Very good
02:12
Or
02:12
You could even cross
02:13
A lynx
02:14
And a fox
02:15
And you'd have a lox
02:16
Never mind the crossbreeding
02:19
Now listen
02:19
If you're worried about somebody
02:20
Getting at those pelts
02:21
Why don't you leave them
02:22
With our friends
02:22
The Hikawis
02:23
But they're Indians, no?
02:25
They are Indians, yes
02:26
But they're our friends
02:27
We do business with them
02:28
Yeah, you'll be safe up there
02:29
Now listen
02:29
You go up and tell them
02:30
We sent you
02:31
Their camp is just about
02:31
Three miles off the road
02:32
Up near the lake
02:33
Very good
02:34
I go there after dark
02:35
All right
02:36
We'll see you tomorrow, Lucky
02:37
Come on, Egon
02:38
Au revoir, mes amis
02:39
That means goodbye in French
02:41
Ah, Egon
02:46
Your cousin Lucky Pierre
02:47
Has really brought us some luck
02:48
He has?
02:49
Well, don't you get it
02:50
We're going in the fur business with him
02:51
He's got the pelts
02:52
We got the Hikawis squaws
02:54
To make them into fur coats
02:55
Sarge, you're right
02:57
We'll make a fortune
02:58
Off those minx, finks, and rocks
02:59
Not you, Dobbs
03:11
Dobbs was just trying out his new bugle
03:15
Ain't it a beauty?
03:17
Captain requisitioned it for me
03:18
Listen to this
03:19
Now we know what happened to the old one
03:24
It committed suicide
03:25
Now Dobbs just has to practice with this new
03:30
Tramp, tramp, tramp
03:31
Along the highway
03:33
Tramp, tramp, tramp
03:35
The road is free
03:36
For crampers and Canucks
03:38
Virginians and Canucks
03:40
Captain Dick's own infantry
03:43
Captain Dick's own infantry
03:46
Sergeant Ramston
03:52
Royal Canadian Mounted Police
03:54
We always get our man
03:56
Welcome to Fort Courage, Sergeant
03:58
Hey, look here
04:00
He's got wheels on this thing
04:02
Just a clever innovation of mine
04:05
A first for the Mounties
04:07
A sled with retractable wheels
04:10
We bring you to Fort Courage, Sergeant
04:12
I am looking for a fugitive from justice
04:14
A notorious fur thief
04:17
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
04:18
What's his name?
04:20
They call him
04:21
Lucky Pierre
04:23
Into the Old home
04:26
Here
04:27
Hello
04:29
Help
04:30
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
04:31
Do it
04:32
Yeah
04:32
heh
04:32
I'm gonna
04:33
I need you
04:35
Rather
04:36
It's going to
04:37
Todd
04:37
Into the Old room
04:38
Of course
04:38
Teen Soldiers
04:38
Roger
04:39
Stevenson
04:40
Ja
04:49
Even
04:50
You
04:50
You
04:51
Anybody
04:51
A
04:51
You
04:52
liking
04:52
Sarge, I'm sure my cousin can explain this.
05:20
Yeah, you and your crooked relatives.
05:21
Wait a minute, Sarge.
05:23
My relatives are as honest as the day is long.
05:26
Oh, yeah?
05:26
What about that cousin of yours down in Mexico,
05:28
that bandit El Diablo?
05:30
Well, the days are shorter in Mexico.
05:34
Maybe we could make as much on the reward
05:36
as we could at the fur coat business.
05:37
Reward?
05:38
Sure.
05:38
Sarge, you can't turn in lucky, Pierre.
05:40
He's my cousin, son of my Aunt Charlene,
05:43
who was married to my Uncle Harry,
05:45
who was my mother's favorite,
05:46
next to Habertha Seymour,
05:47
who was married to the lovely Lily Farquart
05:49
who lived in the big house on the hill
05:52
next to the Langtons,
05:53
whose daughter, Shirley, married...
05:55
Hey, Bart.
05:55
Walensky.
05:56
Walensky?
05:57
Yeah, Shirley married Irving Walensky,
06:00
whose son, Malvin, I'm...
06:01
I won't turn your cousin in until I talk to him.
06:05
But, he better have a good explanation.
06:20
Now that you've got a new bugle,
06:22
why don't you requisition new lips?
06:24
No!
06:27
Get up!
06:28
F-2 fall, President, counterforce.
06:30
Up!
06:30
Thank you, Sergeant.
06:31
Head ease, man.
06:32
Head ease.
06:33
Now, today, I would like you all to meet
06:36
Sergeant Ramsden
06:37
of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
06:41
We always get our man.
06:45
That's good.
06:45
That's good.
06:46
And as a matter of fact,
06:47
that's what has brought him to Fort Courage.
06:49
He is looking for a notorious
06:51
French-Canadian fur thief
06:53
named Lucky Pierre.
06:56
Now, I want you all to cooperate
06:58
and be neighborly
06:59
to our good neighbor from the north
07:01
while he's here in the neighborhood.
07:04
Uh, Sergeant Ramsden,
07:05
could you give the men
07:06
a description of this thief?
07:07
I have found my man.
07:10
Oh, the legard?
07:11
Oh, no, he can't be the man.
07:12
Oh, Sergeant, you must be mistaken.
07:14
I'd know this face anyplace,
07:16
even though he has cleverly
07:18
shaved off his mustache and beard.
07:20
You're cunning, Pierre.
07:21
Now, wait a minute.
07:22
Didn't you say this fur thief
07:23
was a French-Canadian?
07:25
Corporal Agarn speaks English
07:26
as well as anyone from New Jersey.
07:29
In the three years I've been tracking him,
07:31
it has possibly lost his accent.
07:33
But I will give him a test.
07:35
A test?
07:36
The French have great difficulty
07:38
pronouncing the letters T-H-thuh.
07:42
Get after me.
07:44
Thoughtful thinkers think thoughtful thoughts
07:45
through thick and thin.
07:45
Thoughtful thinkers think thoughtful thoughts
07:48
through thick and thin.
07:49
Ah, you see there, Sergeant?
07:50
Yeah.
07:51
And if Peter Piper picked
07:52
a pack of pickled peppers,
07:53
how many pickled peppers
07:53
did Peter Piper pick?
07:56
Very good, Agarn.
07:58
I always have trouble with that.
08:00
Peter Piker pick...
08:01
You still say he's French.
08:04
How long have you been in the cavalry?
08:05
Ten years.
08:06
How long have you been in Fort Courage?
08:07
Four years.
08:08
When was your last furlough?
08:09
A year ago, last March.
08:10
Where'd you go?
08:11
Canada, to visit my cousin Pierre.
08:12
Captain Piper is...
08:13
Throw this man in iron.
08:15
Now, wait a minute.
08:16
He hasn't done anything.
08:17
Sergeant O'Rourke is right.
08:18
Corporal Agarn is not his cousin's keeper.
08:21
He may be his accomplice.
08:23
I suggest you confine this man to quarters.
08:25
I know his cousin is in this area,
08:27
and I'm sure Lucky Pierre
08:28
will make some attempt to contact him.
08:30
Well, under the circumstances,
08:32
I guess it's the only thing to do.
08:34
I'm sorry, Corporal,
08:35
but I'm going to have to confine you
08:36
to your quarters.
08:37
I understand, sir.
08:39
Sergeant, dismiss the troop.
08:40
Yes, sir.
08:41
Trope is pissed.
08:45
Hey, Agarn,
08:46
are you really in cahoots
08:47
with your cousin Lucky Pierre?
08:48
Do you think you'd get me
08:49
a fur coat wholesale?
08:51
No, I'm not in cahoots,
08:53
and I'm not going to get you
08:54
a fur coat.
09:03
Hi, Wilton.
09:04
Hi, Jane.
09:05
Sergeant Ramsden,
09:06
I'd like you to meet
09:07
Wrangler Jane.
09:08
This is Sergeant Ramsden
09:09
of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
09:11
We always get our man,
09:13
and we get our woman, too.
09:21
I dream of Wrangler
09:24
with the light yellow hair
09:27
floating like a vapour
09:29
If he sings any higher,
09:30
those dogs will tear him apart.
09:31
in the summer air
09:33
Many were the wild notes
09:35
her merry voice would pour
09:37
Many were the blithe birds
09:38
that warbled them all
09:40
Sarge, what are we going to do
09:41
about my cousin?
09:42
Don't worry about it.
09:43
I'll go up to the Hakawi camp
09:44
and see if Pierre is telling the truth,
09:46
and, well, then,
09:46
I'll figure out what to do.
09:47
Oh, that was just beautiful,
09:59
Sergeant Ramsden.
10:00
Don't be formal, my dear.
10:02
My friends call me
10:03
the Singing Mountie.
10:06
Jane, I think you'd better go.
10:07
Sergeant Ramsden has a lot of work to do.
10:09
Yes, I'm going to run down
10:10
a couple of leads on the case.
10:12
Would you, uh,
10:13
care to join me in the sled, my dear?
10:16
My dogs are waiting
10:18
with wagging tails.
10:20
I'd rather be fun.
10:22
Bye, Wilton.
10:24
Jane, I thought we were going riding.
10:25
See you later, Captain.
10:26
Marsh!
10:28
Tramp, tramp, tramp
10:29
along the highway
10:31
Tramp, tramp, tramp
10:33
The road is free
10:34
Oh, uh, Captain,
10:35
I want to go search the area
10:36
and see if I can find
10:36
this lucky Pierre.
10:37
I think the only tail
10:39
that's wagging is his.
10:42
Oh, uh, nothing, Sergeant, nothing.
10:44
Well, what is it?
10:45
Uh, I said I'd like to go see
10:47
if I can find lucky Pierre.
10:48
Oh, uh...
11:07
Voilà, mes amis.
11:20
You're about to have the pleasure
11:21
of tasting a gourmet's delight.
11:24
You taste first, crazy cat.
11:33
No, not to you.
11:35
You're the chief.
11:36
If you want to be like chief,
11:38
you taste first.
11:39
If you taste first,
11:40
maybe I be chief.
11:41
Please, I will taste first.
11:44
Oh, la, la, Pierre.
11:53
You've done it again.
11:56
Hey, Wild Eagle, crazed.
11:59
Listen, lucky Pierre.
12:01
Where is my cousin?
12:02
He's under house arrest,
12:03
thanks to you.
12:04
But I would never do anything
12:06
to cause the arrest
12:07
of my cousin Randolph,
12:09
the son de ma tante Becky,
12:11
who was married to Uncle Freddy,
12:13
who was my mother's favorite brother,
12:15
whose sister Zelda...
12:16
All right, Pierre.
12:18
...Wilensky.
12:19
No, no, no.
12:19
So you're a crook.
12:20
I'm a crook?
12:21
Well, all I know
12:22
is that the Mounties
12:23
never go after the wrong man.
12:25
Please, Sergeant,
12:26
you must believe me.
12:30
Sacre bleu.
12:31
I should have thought of it before.
12:33
Thought of what?
12:34
This must be the work
12:35
of the most infamous fur thief
12:37
in all Canada.
12:38
Who's that?
12:39
The burglar of Banff.
12:41
The burglar of Banff.
12:43
He's so clever
12:44
he once stole a beaver coat.
12:46
Well, what's so clever about that?
12:48
It was still on the beaver.
12:49
Yeah, well, I don't think
12:51
there is a burglar of Banff.
12:52
Come on.
12:53
All right, Sergeant.
12:56
Au revoir, crazy pussy.
12:59
Wild Eagle.
12:59
My only regret
13:01
is that we could not
13:02
go into the fur coat
13:03
business together.
13:04
It would have made
13:05
a fortune for you,
13:06
for the tribe,
13:08
for Sergeant O'Rourke,
13:09
for all of us.
13:11
Uh, just a minute here, Pierre.
13:14
I'd like to hear
13:15
a little more
13:16
about this burglar of Banff.
13:18
Uh.
13:18
What happened, Sarge?
13:36
This cousin of yours
13:37
is a pretty persuasive fellow.
13:39
Now, he keeps telling me
13:39
he's innocent.
13:40
Oh, you can believe him, Sarge.
13:42
He may be a crook,
13:42
but he's not a liar.
13:45
Pierre tells me
13:46
that this Mountie
13:46
may be looking
13:47
for another fur thief
13:48
altogether.
13:48
Somebody called
13:49
the burglar of Banff.
13:51
Captain,
13:52
I assure you,
13:54
I am closing in.
13:57
I am tightening
13:57
the noose
13:58
on Lucky Pierre.
14:00
Well, I don't think
14:01
you'll ever take him
14:02
by surprise.
14:02
It's pretty hard
14:03
to sneak up on a man
14:04
when you're singing
14:05
tramp, tramp, tramp
14:06
at the top of your voice.
14:07
Captain,
14:09
I never have to worry
14:10
about that.
14:11
With my new techniques
14:13
in criminology,
14:14
do you realize
14:15
that I can sift
14:16
the ashes of a campfire
14:18
and know exactly
14:19
how long the fire
14:20
has been burning,
14:21
what food the man
14:22
was eating,
14:23
and how tall he is?
14:25
You can tell all that
14:26
just from sifting the ashes?
14:27
On a good day,
14:28
I can even tell
14:29
the color of his eyes.
14:31
You can do all that.
14:32
How come you've never
14:33
found Lucky Pierre?
14:34
I've never found
14:35
his campfire.
14:38
And then how do you know
14:39
he's in this area?
14:41
I've been following him
14:42
by the broken twig method.
14:47
Come in.
14:51
Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
14:52
I didn't realize
14:53
you were busy.
14:54
No, no, no.
14:54
Come in, O'Rourke.
14:55
Sergeant Rampton
14:55
was just giving me
14:56
a lecture on criminology.
14:58
Well, that must be
14:59
very fascinating.
14:59
Of course,
15:00
I didn't mean to interrupt.
15:01
As a matter of fact,
15:02
it is fascinating, Sergeant.
15:04
For instance,
15:06
do you know
15:06
I can take one look
15:07
at you and tell
15:08
exactly where you've been
15:09
this morning?
15:10
You can?
15:11
A little clay dust
15:12
on your boots.
15:14
You've been off the fort.
15:15
Oh, yeah, well,
15:16
I went into town, sir.
15:18
Your pants a bit shiny.
15:20
You've been riding
15:21
some distance.
15:23
Oh, yes, well,
15:23
I was out looking
15:24
for Lucky Pierre.
15:25
Gravy stains
15:26
on your uniform.
15:27
You had pork and beans
15:28
for lunch.
15:29
Uh, right again, Sergeant.
15:31
What do we hear?
15:34
Captain Harminer,
15:36
come take a look.
15:37
What is it, Sergeant?
15:39
Look for yourself.
15:41
What do you see
15:42
under this magnifying glass?
15:44
A big fat thumb.
15:46
Captain,
15:46
what am I holding
15:47
with that thumb?
15:49
Big fat finger.
15:51
Captain,
15:51
don't you see?
15:52
It is a hair
15:53
of a fur-bearing animal.
15:55
Oh, yes,
15:56
I guess it is at that.
15:57
Ah, well,
15:58
when I was out
15:59
in the woods, sir,
15:59
you see,
16:00
this squirrel
16:01
ran right up my arm.
16:03
I just thought
16:03
this is not
16:04
the hair of a squirrel,
16:06
Captain Parmenter.
16:07
This is a hair
16:08
of the fur
16:09
of the rare
16:10
and valuable mink.
16:12
A fur that is known
16:13
to be in the possession
16:13
of Lucky Pierre.
16:15
Well, maybe that squirrel
16:16
was playing around
16:17
with a mink.
16:19
Yeah, well,
16:20
I certainly don't
16:21
have any idea
16:21
how that hair
16:22
got on my shirt, Sergeant.
16:23
I mean...
16:24
Well, I do.
16:25
So?
16:25
Is it not true
16:26
that you sleep
16:27
in the same barracks
16:28
with Corporal Agarn,
16:29
the cousin
16:29
of Lucky Pierre?
16:30
Yes.
16:31
Well, it's obvious
16:32
that a big, healthy man
16:34
like you
16:34
must sleep
16:35
with the windows open.
16:36
Oh, sure.
16:37
What are you getting at, Sergeant?
16:38
I submit to you
16:40
that Corporal Agarn
16:41
has made contact
16:42
with his cousin
16:43
and the wind
16:45
from the open window
16:46
blew the fur
16:47
from his uniform
16:49
to a ruck's.
16:52
Oh, I can't believe
16:53
this of Agarn.
16:54
It proves conclusively
16:56
Lucky Pierre
16:58
is in this area.
17:00
I'm going to make
17:01
a reconnaissance.
17:03
I'll be back
17:03
by sunset.
17:09
Oh, and I must ask
17:10
both of you
17:11
not to reveal
17:12
these findings
17:12
to Corporal Agarn.
17:14
You have our word.
17:15
Good.
17:19
I really can't
17:20
believe this, Sergeant.
17:21
Well, I admit
17:21
it looks pretty bad
17:22
for my buddy, sir,
17:23
but I...
17:25
For my files.
17:32
Sir, I heard
17:33
some fur traders
17:34
over at the saloon
17:34
talking and they said
17:35
that the real culprit
17:36
that you should be
17:37
looking for
17:37
was a notorious
17:38
fur thief
17:39
known as
17:40
the Burglar of Banff.
17:42
Burglar of Banff?
17:44
Oh, no.
17:45
I think that's just
17:45
a name that Lucky Pierre
17:46
uses to throw people
17:47
off the track.
17:48
No, no.
17:48
I don't believe that, Captain.
17:50
You know, Sergeant,
17:50
I may not be able
17:51
to sing, but I am a bit
17:53
of a criminologist myself.
17:55
You are, sir?
17:56
Fur thieves steal furs
17:57
from people who
17:58
trap furs, right, Sergeant?
18:00
Right.
18:00
Now, Sergeant,
18:01
who around Fort Courage
18:02
goes in for trapping furs?
18:05
Well, I don't know who.
18:06
Indians.
18:07
Oh, sure.
18:08
We are going to look
18:09
for Lucky Pierre
18:10
in the Hikawi camp.
18:14
Captain, I tell you
18:14
we're on a wild goose chase.
18:16
No, we're on
18:17
a wild mink chase.
18:18
You can be a criminologist
18:22
with a sense of humor,
18:23
don't you?
18:24
Well, listen,
18:24
you better let me
18:25
talk to Wild Eagle.
18:26
I mean, he might not
18:27
talk as freely
18:27
in front of you.
18:28
No, no, no.
18:29
I'm just going to explain
18:30
to the chief
18:30
that all we're looking for
18:32
is a little information
18:32
on Lucky Pierre.
18:33
Hey, Wild Eagle,
18:34
hey, how are you there?
18:36
Listen, Captain Parminer
18:37
here is looking
18:37
for some information
18:38
about Lucky Pierre,
18:39
who he thinks
18:40
is a fur thief.
18:41
Of course, I told him
18:42
that you hadn't seen
18:43
Lucky Pierre
18:43
and that if Lucky Pierre
18:44
was here,
18:45
that he'd be hiding
18:46
in a teepee.
18:47
Does Sergeant O'Rourke
18:48
speak truth, Captain?
18:50
We not see this man
18:51
Lucky Pierre?
18:52
Well, how do you know
18:53
you haven't seen him?
18:53
You may have seen him
18:54
and not know it.
18:55
I mean, I don't think
18:55
you'd walk into camp
18:56
and say,
18:57
hi there, Chief Wild Eagle,
18:58
I'm Lucky Pierre,
18:59
the fur thief.
19:00
No, no, you don't understand,
19:01
Captain.
19:01
Now, you see,
19:02
Wild Eagle knows
19:02
all about fur thief.
19:03
Why, he could recognize
19:05
Lucky Pierre a mile away.
19:06
Nevertheless, Sergeant,
19:07
I think the chief
19:08
should have some idea
19:09
of what he looks like.
19:10
Now, he can best
19:11
be described as
19:12
Corporal Agarn
19:14
with a French accent.
19:16
No man like that
19:17
been around
19:18
our collie camp.
19:20
Chief Wild Eagle,
19:21
ready to taste
19:21
delicious bouillabaisse?
19:23
Oh, bouillabaisse.
19:24
Bouillabaisse?
19:25
That's a French dish.
19:26
No, no, that's
19:27
an Indian dish.
19:28
You see,
19:29
the French took it
19:29
from the Indians.
19:30
Now, bouillabaisse
19:30
means bark of tree
19:32
and baisse
19:33
means soup.
19:34
So bouillabaisse
19:35
is soup of bark of tree.
19:37
I see.
19:39
Go ahead, Chief.
19:39
Don't let us
19:40
interrupt your meal.
19:40
Just take one taste.
19:46
Ooh la la.
19:48
That's good.
19:49
Ooh la la?
19:50
That's an old
19:51
Indian saying, yes.
19:52
You see, ooh
19:52
means hot
19:53
and la means very.
19:55
So ooh la la
19:56
means very, very hot.
20:07
I suppose
20:08
that fur coat
20:09
is squirrel.
20:10
Lucky Pierre
20:11
is around here
20:12
someplace
20:12
and I'm going
20:13
to find him.
20:14
Now, Captain,
20:14
really, I, uh,
20:16
listen, you've got
20:16
to find Lucky Pierre
20:17
and get him out of here.
20:18
I not know
20:19
where he is.
20:19
I know where he is.
20:22
I've got him, Sergeant.
20:24
You should never
20:25
cook with garlic.
20:25
No more, Captain,
20:26
I'm going to save.
20:27
Captain, listen,
20:28
I've got to be honest
20:28
with you.
20:29
Now, I knew
20:29
that Lucky Pierre
20:30
was here all the time,
20:31
but police convinced
20:32
me that he is
20:33
not the fur thief
20:33
and I didn't want
20:34
that smug Mountie
20:35
to be getting
20:35
the wrong man.
20:36
Sergeant, I don't like
20:37
that singing Mountie
20:38
any more than you do,
20:39
but the evidence
20:40
is clear.
20:40
The singing Mountie?
20:42
But he's my friend.
20:44
I taught him
20:44
to sing Frère Jacques.
20:47
That's the only song
20:48
he hasn't sung.
20:49
That is his favorite.
20:51
He goes around
20:52
always singing.
20:52
Frère Jacques,
20:54
Frère Jacques,
20:55
dormez-vous,
20:57
dormez-vous.
20:58
Sonnez les matines,
20:59
sonnez les matines,
21:01
dindon-da,
21:02
dindon-da.
21:04
Sergeant,
21:05
this man is guilty.
21:07
How can you tell
21:07
that, Captain?
21:08
Because he is imitating
21:09
a baritone
21:10
and the singing Mountie
21:11
is a tenor.
21:12
Mais mon capitain,
21:14
the singing Mountie
21:14
is a baritone,
21:15
I swear!
21:17
He is?
21:17
A captain.
21:18
Now, just a minute here.
21:19
If Lucky Pierre
21:20
is right,
21:21
then Sergeant Ramsden
21:22
is not the real
21:23
singing Mountie.
21:24
I mean,
21:24
unless his voice
21:25
is changed.
21:26
And who could he be?
21:28
The burglar
21:30
of Banff.
21:32
I dream
21:35
of Wrangler
21:36
with the light
21:37
yellow hair
21:39
floating like a vapor
21:41
on the soft
21:44
summer air.
21:46
Many were the wild notes
21:48
her merry voice
21:48
would pour.
21:49
Many were the blize birds
21:51
that warbled them o'er.
21:53
I dream
21:55
of Wrangler
21:56
with the light
21:57
yellow hair
21:59
floating like a vapor
22:02
on the soft
22:04
summer air.
22:09
Good work, Captain.
22:11
You've captured
22:12
Lucky Pierre.
22:13
I'll take him back
22:14
to Canada
22:14
to stand trial.
22:17
In the dog sled,
22:18
you blackguard.
22:23
One last song
22:24
before I leave,
22:25
my dear.
22:26
Just a minute, Sergeant.
22:27
Lucky Pierre,
22:28
is this the singing Mountie?
22:29
No.
22:30
This man is
22:31
an imposter.
22:33
Would you sing
22:33
Frere Jacques, Sergeant?
22:35
You mean you believe
22:36
this fur thief?
22:38
Would you just sing
22:39
Frere Jacques?
22:43
I believe that's
22:44
your key, Sergeant.
22:47
Frere Jacques,
22:48
Frere Jacques,
22:49
dormez-vous,
22:51
dormez-
22:51
Stop!
22:52
Stop the music!
22:53
I accuse this,
22:54
this tenor
22:56
of being the burglar.
22:57
of BAMPF!
23:00
Be the burglar
23:01
of BAMPF!
23:02
This man is mad!
23:04
Afraid I'm going
23:05
to have to place you
23:05
under arrest,
23:06
Sergeant Ramsden,
23:07
or whoever you are.
23:09
Not on your life, Captain.
23:10
You'll never take
23:11
the burglar of BAMPF
23:12
alive!
23:13
MASH!
23:29
Dobbs!
23:29
Dobby!
23:31
Let's put this canary
23:32
in the cage.
23:33
Yes, sir.
23:35
Oh, Wilton,
23:36
I'm so proud of you.
23:36
You weren't taking him
23:37
by him a minute.
23:38
No, but you were.
23:39
Yeah, he's right.
23:40
You were dazzled
23:41
by his pitchfights.
23:42
Oh, I think
23:42
you're both awful.
23:43
The world is free.
23:46
We're planters and canards.
23:47
You hear that?
23:48
Why, he's escaped already.
23:49
No, look!
23:50
Captain Dick's own infantry.
23:53
Captain Dick's own infantry.
23:58
Rocky Pierre.
23:59
Allo, there,
24:00
singing Mountie.
24:01
Sergeant Ramsden,
24:02
Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
24:04
We always get our man.
24:06
I'm Captain Parmenter,
24:07
this is Sergeant O'Rourke,
24:08
and this is Wrangler Jane.
24:10
Wrangler Jane.
24:14
I dream of Wrangler
24:18
with a light yellow hair
24:20
Born like a vapor
24:22
on the summer air
24:24
I see her tripping
24:28
where the bright streams play
24:30
go as drunk
24:57
to God's parents.
24:57
I see her pad.
24:58
I see her pad.
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charlie
2 months ago
I remember watching this with my parents when I was about 12 or 13. Sometimes they laughed at stuff I didn't get. This was better than what the show was given credit for. Thanks for posting the series.
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