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02:02Of course.
02:03Gotta have that.
02:04Five CD carousel, dual cassette, and a 14-channel graphic equalizer.
02:09I have a Mickey Mouse record player myself, but I am in the market.
02:13It is.
02:14Don't touch.
02:15Nothing.
02:16Not even the light switches, okay?
02:17You have to clap her.
02:25Fox, your new house is awesome.
02:27I'm not living here.
02:29Yeah, I don't see how you could.
02:31Three bedrooms, and one's a weight room, and the other's a storage room for the weights.
02:35I mean, not a lot of space for a soon-to-be family of six and a petiole.
02:39Well, this is all just temporary anyway.
02:41After the wedding, we're gonna look for a bigger spot where we can all be together, right?
02:45That's the plan?
02:46Uh-huh.
02:47This is just a show home, so I don't really own it.
02:50We can't stay here, babe.
02:51Well, listen here, babe.
02:52Don't worry about this place, right?
02:55Because we'd love to help.
02:57No, just Fox.
02:58No guests.
02:59We don't want another New Year's.
03:03One little trick with the plants.
03:07You just want to use one ice cube at a time, and that way you don't overwater them.
03:13Would you like to try?
03:15I think I got it.
03:17Oh, Fox, my seizures.
03:22$3.50.
03:24Right, done my part.
03:26Well, just read the instructions again, will you?
03:30Drop pork chop into shaker bag.
03:33Shake, then bake.
03:36Think you can manage that?
03:37I have good news.
03:39You're gonna make supper?
03:40The career college found me a work term.
03:42I'm gonna be giving tours at a historic site.
03:45And a girl, Mary?
03:46What's the pay like?
03:47Well, it's a work term, which they say is a course upgrade, so I'll have to pay a small fee.
03:52But once I do, I get to graduate.
03:54Wow!
03:54Well, let's celebrate with a nice home-cooked meal, hmm?
03:58Hmm, I have to study the guidebook.
04:02I start tomorrow.
04:05Save me a pork chop.
04:06I'll eat later.
04:08It's not that hard.
04:11And shake.
04:14Oh, boy.
04:15We're gonna starve to death.
04:16The party wagon.
04:23Fresh from my car lot.
04:24I just bought it for myself.
04:25Okay, here's the plan.
04:26Amanda here, dressed up as Logo Girl, drives around and picks up lucky listeners.
04:30Then she drops them off down to Bender's Bar on George Street, which I also just bought.
04:34Buck a beer all night, you're winding it in.
04:36Mike, you broadcast the entire thing.
04:38We established Magic 97 as the station to get primed to, and Bender's as the prime spot to get loaded.
04:45Deadly what?
04:46Yeah.
04:47Deadly.
04:48Mr. Bartlett, sir, she's a dandy-looking rig, but driving around a bunch of drunks sounds like trouble.
04:54The trouble with trouble, Dick, is people love trouble.
04:57No, I get it.
04:58We're promoting Magic 97 while helping curb drunk driving.
05:01Win-win.
05:02And you're loading up your new bar with a bunch of drunk college kids.
05:05Win-win-win.
05:06Sure, you okay with this?
05:07I'm a big girl.
05:09So's he.
05:10You've got pluck.
05:11You're going places, Missy.
05:13You're going places.
05:16Yeah, going to hell.
05:19I guess I'll see you tonight.
05:24Relax, Dick.
05:25Amanda can take care of herself.
05:27She's part done for you.
05:32Your stepdad has an eel?
05:36Lucky.
05:36He's not my friggin' stepdad.
05:38Yet.
05:39I mean, Paul gave you a key.
05:41So he trusts you.
05:42I mean, that's something, right?
05:44Listen up.
05:46My folks canceled their vacation, so there's no party tonight.
05:50Oh, why?
05:50I know.
05:51It sucks.
05:52Pass it on.
05:54Hey, what's going on?
05:56Every year, there's a grade 10 end of your blowout party.
05:59Brad was going to host this year because his parents were going on vacation.
06:02But they just canceled their trip because his mom caught his dad cheating.
06:05So, party's off.
06:07Well, I'd be more disappointed if I were actually invited, but...
06:10Yeah, neither was I, so whatever.
06:14Grade 10s, shut up!
06:17The party's moved to One Strawberry Tree Crescent.
06:208 p.m., uh, no parents around, so I'll see you there.
06:23Yeah!
06:26Fox, that's Paul's place.
06:29Yeah, so?
06:29What's that smell?
06:35Good God.
06:39Ah, Jesus.
06:44You let the kettle boil dry.
06:46The bottom's black.
06:47What?
06:47I just put that on.
06:49Well, didn't I?
06:51What is all the racket about?
06:53Pop almost burned a bloody house down.
06:55Oh, the kettle's faulty.
06:57I smell a lawsuit.
06:59Good God, Mary, what the hell do you have on?
07:01It's one of my costumes I gotta wear for this historic site.
07:05For my internship.
07:07So I can graduate.
07:08Nice.
07:09Nice, yeah.
07:10Suppose you want me to go down there, which, uh, take the tour and all that?
07:14God, no, I'm nervous enough as it is.
07:17The missus from the college is gonna grade me.
07:20It's okay.
07:21You just stay the frig home out of it, hmm?
07:26See you later.
07:28You are going, right?
07:30She told me to stay home.
07:31No, she said it was okay.
07:34Now, you remember when you were a kid and you'd shag something up and I'd say, don't worry, son.
07:39It's okay.
07:40Well, it wasn't.
07:43I'll call a cab.
07:45Huh.
07:45Good.
07:46I'll come with you.
07:47We need a new kettle.
07:51All right.
07:52I think that's it.
07:55Yeah, um...
07:57Listen, Mike, I...
07:59I'm going with you.
08:00Dick, she can handle herself.
08:02I'm not letting me daughter do this alone.
08:05You don't let me do anything.
08:06I do what I want.
08:08But, fine.
08:09I'll let you drive while I work the mic.
08:12Dandy.
08:14This will make up for all the drives I never got to give you when you were small.
08:20Hey, uh, what were you going to say?
08:23Uh, it's nothing.
08:25We'll talk later.
08:26I gotta go be a superhero.
08:30Fox, look, you can't throw this party.
08:37Watch me.
08:39But it's not your place.
08:42And it's so last-minute, right?
08:44You need a punch, light snacks, maybe a dip of some kind?
08:47Hey, relax, will ya?
08:48It's not a big deal.
08:49It's just a few grade tens, okay?
08:53We had our own forums with social media back then.
08:56And Fox's party went viral back when viral was just the flu.
09:21That's fine.
09:28Hey.
09:33So, I've been thinking, and you're right.
09:37Thank God.
09:37Look, there's no shame in cancelling.
09:39I'm not cancelling the party.
09:41What was I right about?
09:42Being last-minute.
09:43Look, I need your help getting ready.
09:45Like, now.
09:46You mean, pip-off?
09:48No, I have theater arts.
09:50God, don't be a wuss.
09:51My art is my life.
09:52Mr. Lewis always says that...
09:54I think people prefer their soft cheesies to the heart.
10:00Good thinking.
10:01Come on.
10:02Oh, hello, hello.
10:14I didn't see you there.
10:16Oh, I've no time for gawkers.
10:18I am starting supper for the Lord and the Lady of the House.
10:21Yes, I am.
10:22Oh, making the bread, making fish, peeling potatoes.
10:27Well, such is the life of a scullery made in 1830s Newfoundland, which is right now.
10:33Oh, I mix the tea, I do.
10:37Mind that kettle, they've been known to boil dry.
10:39Shut up, will you?
10:40Oh, look at the time.
10:45Oh, the Lady of the House will be back soon.
10:48You, Crouch, move on.
10:50She doesn't like landlubbers lollygagging about.
10:54Don't mind me, Mary.
10:55Just pretend I'm not even here.
11:01What the frig are you doing?
11:02Yeah, I tried to stop him.
11:04You know what he's like.
11:05Just wanted to show you some support.
11:07I have worked too hard for you to shag this up for me.
11:11Stay in the back and keep your mouth shut.
11:15This is a nice one.
11:20Give me that.
11:23And now it's time to check in with Logo Girl at the Magic 97 Party Wagon.
11:28It's Logo Girl coming at you live from the Magic 97 Party Wagon.
11:33We've got our first lucky listeners on board,
11:35and they're headed to Benders-on-George.
11:38Woo!
11:39And what club are you guys going to?
11:41All of them.
11:42We're on a pub crawl.
11:43Woo!
11:46But mostly benders, right?
11:48Hey, put your shagging back there.
11:51I'll turn this rig around.
11:52All right.
11:53Sounds like we've got some happy winners.
11:55Remember, drive safe, arrive alive.
11:58Magic 97 cares.
11:59I'm so glad that's not me.
12:03I wouldn't want to be driving around in a van full of drunks.
12:11Okay.
12:11That needs something.
12:19What are you doing?
12:20Just a splash.
12:22It's fine.
12:23Okay, this is getting out of hand, okay?
12:26Why are you doing this?
12:27You're the one who told me I should try and make more friends.
12:30Geez.
12:30I think you're doing this out of spite.
12:32Yeah, you're trying to break your mom and Paul up subconsciously.
12:35No, actually, I'm doing it consciously.
12:38Paul's a dork.
12:39Mom'd be better off without him.
12:41It's not your call.
12:43It's your mom's.
12:45It's not too late to cancel.
12:48Now it's too late.
12:52Hindu, you're early.
12:54Couldn't wait.
12:55I'm ready to party.
12:56Woo!
13:02My, wherever is that made?
13:04Oh, we have a dinner with the governor tonight, and there's so much to be done.
13:10I hope she's finished peeling the potatoes.
13:13Oh, such is the life of an animal's wife.
13:17She's sucking the life out of the place.
13:20Do something and ask her a question.
13:22Mike Critch, VOCM News.
13:24Life must have been heard back then, and I mean, now.
13:28Can you elaborate?
13:29Mike.
13:29Um, I mean, I do not understand you, strange man, from another time.
13:37Huh?
13:37Huh?
13:39Oh.
13:41Oh.
13:44Jesus, get a little sugar.
13:46All those great toys.
14:07Put that back.
14:08Oh, don't listen to him.
14:09Touch as much stuff as you can.
14:11Me?
14:11Hey, you're going to leave prints.
14:13Okay, why are you so worried?
14:15I mean, these kids are lightweights.
14:16My baby brother's more on the go than this crowd.
14:19Hey!
14:22Let's party!
14:25Okay, now can I worry?
14:27Guys, come on.
14:47Just use a coaster.
14:50Can you turn down the music?
14:54Okay, we need to get people to leave.
14:56I'm in a groove.
14:57They love me.
15:00That was easy.
15:03Whoa.
15:04Whoa.
15:05It's funny.
15:06It needs more booze.
15:08Do not do that.
15:09Come on.
15:13Cindy, can you stop them from tapping on the fish tank?
15:16No problem.
15:18Shoo, shoo, shoo.
15:22Well, at least the fish got fed.
15:24This is Paul's house.
15:31What the frig is going on?
15:33What does it look like?
15:34I'm throwing a party.
15:35This is crack.
15:36There are big kids here.
15:38You're like 40.
15:39You are.
15:40This is Paul's place.
15:42Yeah, so?
15:43Paul's a dick.
15:44Yeah, but he's mom's dick.
15:46What?
15:47You're going to ruin this for her.
15:49You're supposed to be the smart one in the family.
15:52Come on.
15:54Childish.
15:54Fox, your brothers are...
15:58Hold on, okay?
15:59Shh.
16:02What are you doing?
16:07Nothing.
16:08Just looking around.
16:10Yeah, have at it.
16:11Okay?
16:11Fox, enough is enough.
16:12You two out now.
16:14Now.
16:16Please?
16:17The music is too loud, okay?
16:27Sindhu threw up in the fish tank.
16:28The punch is double spiked.
16:30And those two were about to do it in Paul's bed.
16:34Look, let's call it a night.
16:35That's a nice picture of your mom.
16:50Yeah.
16:51Yeah, it is.
16:55I think he really likes her.
16:57I mean, he keeps her photo on his nightstand.
17:02Pop keeps hands on his.
17:03And I have yours on mine.
17:12I mean, he's a massive dork, but...
17:17I think he really does like my mom.
17:21That's something, right?
17:24Yeah.
17:27I'll never get them out.
17:29We can't.
17:31But I know somebody who can.
17:33And now we're checking in with Logo Girl
17:42in the all-new Magic 97 Party Wagon.
17:48Well, Mike, we have some more lucky listeners
17:51who are coming from an office party.
17:53And boy, are they excited.
17:54We're experiencing technical difficulties.
18:07Mike, check in later.
18:09Okay.
18:10Drive safe, Dick.
18:11I don't feel like a superhero.
18:15You okay?
18:17I just feel stupid.
18:20I want to do more than driving around drunks.
18:24I want to be a real reporter.
18:27There is this journalism course on the mainland
18:30that I wanted to take, but...
18:33So do it.
18:35Why, did your brains I throw mine away?
18:37I don't have the heart to tell, Mike.
18:43You just did.
18:47Oh, my God.
18:49Mike, I'm so sorry.
18:50No, no, no, no.
18:51Don't be...
18:53Look, you have to follow your dream.
18:56I'm already living mine.
18:58It's just...
18:58It's a bit smaller than yours.
19:01But what about us?
19:05They have phones, you know.
19:07And I do take long-distance dedications.
19:18I've got to pull over.
19:20My eyes is fired up.
19:21Listen up, men.
19:33You've been caught deserting.
19:36And the last man I caught
19:38ended up in the stocks.
19:42They say that his spirit
19:45walks these floors
19:48and on a cold, cold night
19:51you still feel the ice.
19:56Sorry, sorry.
19:58I was just looking for the pisser.
20:06Mike.
20:07Sorry, Mary.
20:08Just you're always supporting me.
20:10I just want to be there for you.
20:13I love you for that.
20:15The next time you want to support me,
20:17could you please stay
20:18the freak home out of it?
20:20Yeah.
20:21Mary?
20:22The use of the old man
20:23to stir emotion
20:24in the tour group.
20:26Nice touch.
20:27What old man?
20:28What?
20:29Congratulations.
20:30You've earned your certificate
20:31of hospitality and tourism.
20:33Well done, Mary.
20:35Well done, well done, yes.
20:37There's just a small matter
20:38of the $100 course completion fee.
20:42Oh, what a rip-off.
20:44Let's go.
20:48Party's over.
20:51Thanks for the tip, Mark.
20:53Yeah, no problem, officer,
20:54but happy to help.
20:56Gonna have to confiscate
20:58these beer for proper disposal.
21:01Of course.
21:02They love me.
21:03Thanks for this.
21:10You know, I'm good at ruining parties.
21:12It's a gift.
21:13Don't work.
21:16It's a friggin' mess.
21:20So let's get at it.
21:21When you're young,
21:29life is one big party.
21:32Even the cleanup can be fun
21:34if you're with the right people.
21:37Though sometimes,
21:52you just need to acknowledge
21:53when the party's over.
21:55Provincial news,
21:57the education minister
21:58was a blip
21:59and pressed for comment today.
22:01Students at a career college
22:02arrived at the school today
22:03only to find the doors locked shut.
22:06Linda Leahy, CEO and instructor,
22:09has filed for bankruptcy protection.
22:11Mary, cancel that check!
22:13And take the time
22:16to put things back
22:17the way they were.
22:21Everything's perfect.
22:22Or replace the things
22:24that got broken.
22:29And then,
22:30the cops showed up.
22:32I'm telling you,
22:33best party ever.
22:35And take pride
22:36in a year-ender
22:37that was absolutely legendary.
22:43To be continued...
22:49To be continued...
23:13You
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