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02:01Hi.
02:04Hi.
02:12What's with the outfit?
02:18Still can't swim?
02:18Of course, of course I can swim.
02:21I just, I had a huge lunch and, uh, you know they say you should wait at least three hours
02:27before I get in the pool.
02:29I'm heartbroken.
02:29This is how I learned.
02:37Help!
02:38Help!
02:39Help!
02:40Help!
02:41Help!
02:42Help!
02:43Very funny, Baker.
02:46Give it up.
02:47When you spend your days playing the pool, nobody believes you when you cry for help.
02:52I sank like a stone.
02:59A stone wearing a bathrobe.
03:01The ear left me and my panic was replaced with the calmness that giving up brings.
03:07I gave in to the water.
03:14I felt completely at peace.
03:21Mine was a short life, but it was a good life.
03:24The light was so beautiful that for a moment I wanted to go to it.
03:35Mark!
03:41Am I dead?
03:44You should be.
03:45Fox saved your life.
03:48You mean...
03:50I almost died?
03:52Rich!
03:53What'd I tell you about lying on the pool deck?
03:56What?
04:06My sister got me this mascara that gives me calm.
04:08I love it.
04:09Use it all the...
04:15Dumb asses.
04:17Frank.
04:34I'm Mike Campbell.
04:35Filling in for Dick Dunphy on Dick's Discs.
04:41Sorry I'm late, boys.
04:42Whoa!
04:43What happened here?
04:44What?
04:45This?
04:46That's from a beer bottle.
04:47Me and Candy broke up.
04:48She's so mad at me.
04:49Dick, Mr. Murphy is looking for you and he is not happy.
04:54You better get to work now before he...
04:56Wait again, Dick?
04:57How many times is it now?
04:59I told you, if you didn't start to fly right, I'm gonna fire you, buddy.
05:03Please.
05:04No, Mr. Murphy.
05:05I can't lose this job.
05:06Me girlfriend dumped me.
05:08I'm homeless.
05:09I only ever lives with girlfriends.
05:11You can get your own apartment, Dick.
05:14No.
05:15I'll find love and then take root.
05:18Like a sexy dandelion.
05:21Where do you live to, girlie?
05:23Dick, you're done.
05:24Oh, God, please.
05:26Mr. Murphy, I'll talk to him, sir.
05:28I'll make it my personal responsibility to...
05:30Fine.
05:31Take the basement apartment over at Mike's house.
05:34Next door better be close enough to get you here on time, Dick Dumpy.
05:38Uh, look, uh, with all due respect, Mr. Murphy, it's my house.
05:42It's the company house, Mike.
05:43That makes it my house.
05:45And I can put whoever the hell I want in there.
05:52Well...
05:54Kinda sounds like you're Dick's new girlfriend, Dad.
05:56Um, Sister Rosa to come get you.
06:06We're loading up the bus.
06:07Straight off.
06:11First time?
06:14Come out.
06:15I can help you.
06:16Really.
06:22Um, here.
06:23You can keep this on until you get back to school.
06:26They'll have what you need there.
06:28Oh.
06:30Uh, thanks.
06:34I'm sorry.
06:35For what?
06:36Come on, you can sit next to me on the bus.
06:44Well, this is it.
06:45Huh?
06:46I never even knew this was down here.
06:47What are you up to?
06:48Shh, shh, shh.
06:49I've been empty for a while.
06:50Take my butt.
06:52It sure is nice.
06:53Is that Dick?
06:54Why won't you?
06:55Thanks for helping me move in, boy.
06:56All right, I'll be upstairs if you need, Annie.
06:59Move?
07:00Hm?
07:01We got a rat.
07:02No.
07:12Mike?
07:13What the actual frig?
07:15This isn't my idea, all right?
07:16Mr. Murphy wants him down there.
07:18He's got nowhere else to go.
07:20Anyway, at least I got a key.
07:22Good.
07:23Then I'll just go down and ask him to turn the stereo down before I kick the living crap out of it.
07:28No.
07:29This is only to check the furnace or the hot water boiler.
07:31No more going down there.
07:33This is only for emergencies.
07:35This whole damn situation is an emergency.
07:38Yeah.
07:39Here for a good time.
07:40Here for a good time.
07:41Here for a good time.
07:43Not a long time.
07:45Not a long time.
07:46Not a long time.
07:48Well, have a good time.
07:49Have a good time.
07:50The sun can't shine.
07:51Every day.
07:52The sun can't shine.
07:53The sun can't shine.
07:54The sun can't shine.
07:55The sun can't shine.
07:56Yeah, I'll see you.
07:58Hey.
07:59Uh, thanks for saving me.
08:01Even, even though you almost killed me.
08:03Whatever.
08:04Uh.
08:07You know, there was a chance we'd get together before, but then I made things weird by dying.
08:12Look on the bright side.
08:14She liked you enough not to let you drown.
08:20I didn't drown, but I was sinking into a deep depression.
08:27Copy down these math questions.
08:29I had bigger problems than even Sister Rose could give me.
08:33And questions even she couldn't answer.
08:35Like, can you really cheat death?
08:38I don't mind.
08:39Will you try to beat death?
08:40I need a deer.
08:41To beat death?
08:42Book.
08:43But then...
08:44Me.
08:45I need a deer.
08:46I need a deer.
08:47Eve.
08:48Money.
08:49To beat death?
08:50Me.
08:51E-4.
08:52Me.
08:53I want to beat that.
08:54I need a deer.
09:01Me.
09:03Miss.
09:04You're not scared.
09:05I need a deer.
09:06Next time
09:17I'll get you
09:19Any questions?
09:25Mr. Critch
09:27What happens when we die?
09:31Excuse me?
09:33Mark died recently
09:34I saw something
09:35And what, pray tell, did you see?
09:41Nothing
09:42Come now
09:44Don't be shy
09:46No, that's what I saw
09:48Nothing
09:50Just a light
09:52A beautiful light
09:54And it was warm and peaceful
09:56And I wasn't afraid anymore
09:59Could that be heaven?
10:02Impossible
10:03Heaven is most certainly not nothing
10:06It has angels, harps, and St. Peter
10:10The bouncer of paradise
10:12Maybe you didn't get in
10:14If anyone's name was not found in the book of life
10:19He was thrown into the lake of fire
10:21Revelations, 2015
10:24Maybe that was your light
10:27You saw hell?
10:30Wicked
10:30The bible is very clear about what heaven and hell are
10:34Anything else is blasphemy
10:35But if it wasn't heaven or hell, then what was it?
10:40Mark Critch
10:41The classroom is no place for asking questions
10:44What was I to believe?
10:48What Sister Rose said I had to?
10:50Or my own eyes?
10:53Whoa
10:54I was not the only one lost between realms
10:59It looks right hot
11:00I'm like Florida
11:02Oh, Dick
11:03You're some poet
11:04Now shove over
11:06You're crushing me smoke
11:08I'm going down there
11:09Absolutely not
11:10See?
11:15Sorted itself out
11:17We're trying to sleep up here
11:22I'm trying to get some down here
11:25Who's that?
11:26Oh, that's my roommate, Mike
11:28Pleased to meet you, Mike
11:30Hello
11:31Will you keep it down?
11:36Mary
11:36Say hi to Tammy
11:38Tammy?
11:39My name's Lisa
11:40Who the hell is Tammy?
11:42Tammy?
11:42I don't know no Tammy
11:43Stop it!
11:44Get off me!
11:45Where are you going?
11:46Anywhere but here
11:47Don't be like that, Tammy
11:48I met Lisa
11:49Sure
11:50Nice going, Mike
11:52Pop, can I ask you something?
12:00Yeah
12:00Yeah
12:01Right
12:02Make it quick
12:03What happens when we die?
12:15Well
12:16Depends on who you ask
12:19Now the church
12:20They either think you play the harp all day
12:22Or burn for eternity
12:25Well
12:26Either way
12:28Not much fun
12:30But the Buddhists think you come back as a bug
12:33Which is all very well
12:35Until somebody else comes back as a bird and eats you
12:38Wait
12:41What if there's nothing?
12:45Well then you'll never know the difference, will you?
12:49So
12:50Who cares?
12:53You know, I died once
12:55I was jumpstarting me buddy's truck
12:57And I licked one of the jumper cables
12:58Shut up, Dick
13:00Sorry
13:00Good night
13:02Good night
13:03If Sister Rose didn't have the answers I needed
13:11Maybe it was time to check out the competition
13:14So
13:14I'm thinking of converting
13:16Oh
13:17What is it about our faith that speaks to you?
13:20Well
13:21All the best entertainers are Jewish
13:23Don Rickles
13:24Jerry Lewis
13:24Sammy Davis Jr
13:25Plus
13:27There's too much guilt in Catholicism
13:29Oh
13:30Well, if guilt is the problem
13:32Not sure Judaism is the way to go
13:34How do we even know there is an afterlife?
13:37Hmm
13:37Okay
13:39I see
13:39You're not looking for a faith
13:41You're struggling with the lack of faith
13:44I wish I could go back to not thinking about all of this
13:49Like when I was young
13:51Well, listen
13:53Growing up doesn't mean you get all the answers
13:54It just means you discover new questions
13:56And the only place to find the answers to those questions
13:59Is inside yourself
14:01It's just
14:02Everyone's saying something different
14:04The nuns say I should have seen herbs
14:06And Pop's saying I might turn into a bug
14:08And the girl that saved me
14:09She's avoiding me
14:11Hmm
14:11Keep asking questions
14:14And just know
14:16Nobody really has the answers
14:19Life
14:20And everything after
14:21Are a mystery
14:22And for me
14:24That's what makes faith so beautiful
14:27I
14:31Do you guys have a pamphlet?
14:34Sure
14:34It's called the Old Testament
14:35I, uh
14:43I washed it
14:44Thanks again
14:46That was pretty wicked of you
14:50I get it
14:51I got my first period watching Footloose
14:54And I had to hide in the bathroom
14:55Until my mom came to get me
14:56Still don't know how it ends
14:58Anyway, I'll see ya
15:05Wait
15:06Do you want to hang out?
15:09Dick!
15:22You'll also help me
15:24Dick!
15:25I don't think he's home
15:30Wow, the cat's away
15:37Hello?
15:42Don't hurry up
15:43Michael Camilla
15:44City finds us down here
15:45Oh, jeez
15:48No
15:52Oh, jeez
15:56The outhouse reader
15:58Put that back
16:00Oh, come on
16:02Don't tell me you don't like
16:03Digging around a little bit
16:05Fine
16:06Poke around a little
16:08Oh, shoot
16:11Oh, God
16:12That must be Mike
16:13Oh, shh
16:14Mike, Mike
16:15I can hear you through the thing
16:17What are you doing down there?
16:19We just got off work
16:19Dick's on his way home
16:21Oh, my God
16:22We need you to stall
16:24Over
16:24Oh
16:28Dick, eh
16:30What a nice surprise
16:31We can explain
16:33You want a beer?
16:43Hey, Mark
16:44Phone's for you
16:46It's a girl
16:50Good on you
16:52Mark speaking
16:58Hey
16:59What are you at?
17:02Alive
17:02Thanks to you
17:03Listen
17:05Is everything okay?
17:07How do you mean?
17:09Well
17:09Seems like ever since
17:12Valentine's Day
17:13You might hate me a little
17:14Then you almost killed me
17:16So we're even
17:18And
17:21Maybe
17:23Ever since the pool
17:26You might see me as less
17:27Manly
17:30Please
17:32Watching you almost drown
17:35Made me realize that
17:36I don't want you dead
17:37You still have a lot of
17:40Explaining to do, though
17:41Like
17:45Is it true
17:46That you kissed Tina
17:47Twice?
17:49Oh
17:49Well
17:52Did you?
17:54I had survived
17:55One brush with death
17:57But I would have given
17:57Anything in the world
17:59To drop dead
17:59Then and there
18:00You see
18:01It's
18:02It's
18:02It's just
18:03You should kiss Fox again
18:04To even up the score
18:05So
18:11Nice to have you so close
18:17Dick
18:17Our house is your house
18:19Mary
18:21Get out of there
18:22Dick's on the way
18:23Hello, Dick
18:24Can you see Mary?
18:26Oh, Mike
18:27I'm glad you're here
18:28I gotta tell you
18:30Thanks you now
18:31But I'm moving out
18:33What?
18:34Why?
18:35No offense
18:36But ye crowd are too loud
18:37You're always
18:39Barking at each other
18:40And I can't move
18:41For fear of waking you
18:42Because you goes to bed so early
18:43Well, nine o'clock's
18:45Not early
18:46And I got no privacy
18:48He snoops around
18:50I have a key
18:51You really helped me see
18:54That family living
18:55Isn't for me
18:56So you'd rather
18:58Go couch to couch
18:59For the rest of your life
18:59Than live here with us
19:01Yup
19:01No offense
19:03Oh, no you don't
19:05You don't move out on us
19:07I'm gonna talk to Mr. Murphy
19:10And have you kicked out
19:11Stuck up arse
19:15I'll have a beer
19:20Aren't you gonna say your prayers?
19:31Do you think he'll see Nanny again one day?
19:33No
19:33I hope not
19:35I mean, I don't deserve to be where she is
19:39And if she's stuck where I'm going to go
19:43Well
19:44God really is an arse
19:47Maybe I didn't see anything
19:54Maybe I was just passing out
19:58Maybe we don't go anywhere
20:02When we die
20:03This is all the time we get with each other
20:06Yeah
20:09Well it sure makes it feel more special
20:12When you think of it like that
20:14I'm scared
20:19Look
20:28Where were you before you were born?
20:35I don't know
20:36Well maybe it's the same place you go when you die
20:39I mean
20:40It's just not that memorable
20:42You know
20:43People are born crying
20:45And if you're lucky
20:47You'll die laughing
20:50Don't you wanna know
20:56For sure?
21:00No
21:00When you're old
21:01You're in no rush
21:02You know
21:04When I look out to the sea
21:06You can't see the end of it
21:09But you know it's there
21:11Somewhere
21:12And that's good enough for me
21:16So
21:18Worry about
21:21Who you are in this life
21:24And the rest of it will just take care of itself
21:32You can end up down with the sinners
21:48Or up with the saints
21:50But most probably land somewhere in between
21:57Where the comfort is
21:58That there's a lot of company
22:00And it's like
22:00There's a gross hair in the pool
22:02But we will never know
22:04For sure
22:05Hello darling
22:09It's been a while
22:14Well wherever you are
22:17I just wanted you to know
22:20You're still my girl
22:23What I do know is
22:27That life
22:29Is for the living
22:30Yeah
22:31Legs
22:32Okay
22:33Straight legs
22:35Straight legs
22:35Straight legs
22:36This is good?
22:42Yeah it was good
22:43entitle
22:47That life
22:48That life
22:48No
22:49Stay
22:49inguém
22:50No
22:51No
22:51Like
22:53No
22:53No
22:54No
22:55No
22:55Right
22:56You
22:57That's
22:57You
22:58Yeah
22:58Young
22:58Now
23:00You
23:00GER
23:01You
23:02You
23:04Two
23:04God
23:05Well
23:05I
23:06No
23:06I
23:07I
23:08Yeah
23:09Yeah
23:09And
23:10Luc
23:11I
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