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00:00The End
00:01The End
00:02The End
00:03The End
00:25Well, there you are, Agarn. Your share of this month's profits.
00:27Gee, Sarge, this is the most money you ever paid me
00:30Well, after all, you've been a hard-working, loyal employee of O'Rourke Enterprises
00:34And this saloon has turned out to be a goldmine
00:36Knock on wood
00:37Sarge! Somebody's after us
00:41A note on that thing
00:42I don't need no note, I got the message from the knife
00:45I am in the alley next to the saloon, come quick
00:49Your cousin, Pierre
00:51I got no cousin, Pierre
00:53But I do, he's a fur trapper in Canada
00:56Fur trapper?
00:57Yeah
00:57Cousin Wanda, c'est moi
01:07Who is he?
01:12Can he be trusted?
01:13Oh, sure
01:14He's my best friend
01:15This is Sergeant O'Rourke
01:17Sarge, this is my cousin
01:19Pierre Eganyar
01:22Otherwise known as Lucky Pierre
01:24Glad to meet you
01:25Glad to meet you
01:27Pleasure, Sergeant
01:29Excuse me
01:30I cannot be seen
01:31I must stay out of sight
01:33Listen, if you're so lucky
01:35Why are you hiding in an alley?
01:36I'm being pursued by crocs
01:38They want to steal my furs
01:40Voila
01:41These are worth our fortune
01:43I never saw that kind of fur before
01:46Ah, you are right, monsieur
01:47I developed this myself
01:49Through careful crossbreeding
01:51I mated the lynx
01:53With a marmoset
01:54What do you call it?
01:56Minx
01:56Oh, that's very clever of you
01:59Lucky
02:00Crossbreeding, huh?
02:01I'm also thinking of mating
02:03Fox
02:04With my minx
02:05You could call it a fink
02:06Very good cousin
02:11Very good
02:12Or
02:12You could even cross
02:13A lynx
02:14And a fox
02:15And you'd have a lox
02:16Never mind the crossbreeding
02:19Now listen
02:19If you're worried about somebody
02:20Getting at those pelts
02:21Why don't you leave them
02:22With our friends
02:22The Hikawis
02:23But they're Indians, no?
02:25They are Indians, yes
02:26But they're our friends
02:27We do business with them
02:28Yeah, you'll be safe up there
02:29Now listen
02:29You go up and tell them
02:30We sent you
02:31Their camp is just about
02:31Three miles off the road
02:32Up near the lake
02:33Very good
02:34I go there after dark
02:35All right
02:36We'll see you tomorrow, Lucky
02:37Come on, Egon
02:38Au revoir, mes amis
02:39That means goodbye in French
02:41Ah, Egon
02:46Your cousin Lucky Pierre
02:47Has really brought us some luck
02:48He has?
02:49Well, don't you get it
02:50We're going in the fur business with him
02:51He's got the pelts
02:52We got the Hikawis squaws
02:54To make them into fur coats
02:55Sarge, you're right
02:57We'll make a fortune
02:58Off those minx, finks, and rocks
02:59Not you, Dobbs
03:11Dobbs was just trying out his new bugle
03:15Ain't it a beauty?
03:17Captain requisitioned it for me
03:18Listen to this
03:19Now we know what happened to the old one
03:24It committed suicide
03:25Now Dobbs just has to practice with this new
03:30Tramp, tramp, tramp
03:31Along the highway
03:33Tramp, tramp, tramp
03:35The road is free
03:36For crampers and Canucks
03:38Virginians and Canucks
03:40Captain Dick's own infantry
03:43Captain Dick's own infantry
03:46Sergeant Ramston
03:52Royal Canadian Mounted Police
03:54We always get our man
03:56Welcome to Fort Courage, Sergeant
03:58Hey, look here
04:00He's got wheels on this thing
04:02Just a clever innovation of mine
04:05A first for the Mounties
04:07A sled with retractable wheels
04:10We bring you to Fort Courage, Sergeant
04:12I am looking for a fugitive from justice
04:14A notorious fur thief
04:17I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
04:18What's his name?
04:20They call him
04:21Lucky Pierre
04:23He's got a Baoanto
04:24per
04:25He's got a
04:46He needs aолот
04:47The End
05:17Sarge, I'm sure my cousin can explain this
05:20Ah, you and your crooked relatives
05:21Wait a minute, Sarge
05:23My relatives are as honest as the day is long
05:26Oh, yeah? What about that cousin of yours down in Mexico, that bandit El Diablo?
05:30Well, the days are shorter in Mexico
05:32Maybe we could make as much on the reward as we could at the fur coat business
05:37Reward? Sure
05:38Sarge, you can't turn in lucky Pierre
05:40He's my cousin, son of my Aunt Charlene
05:43Who was married to my Uncle Harry
05:45Who was my mother's favorite
05:46Next to Habertha Seymour
05:47Who was married to the lovely Lily Farquart
05:49Of the Mosaic Farquarts
05:51Who lived in the big house on the hill next to the Langtons
05:53Whose daughter, Shirley, married...
05:55Hey, Bart
05:55Walensky
05:56Walensky?
05:57Yeah, Shirley married Irving Walensky
05:59Whose son, Malvin, I mean...
06:01I won't turn your cousin in until I talk to him
06:05But, he better have a good explanation
06:07Now that you've got a new bugle
06:22Why don't you requisition new lips?
06:24Who, did, hut?
06:28F-2, bald, present counterforce, hut
06:30Thank you, Sergeant
06:31At ease, man
06:32At ease
06:33Now, today, I would like you all to meet Sergeant Ramsden
06:37of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police
06:39We always get our man
06:43That's true, that's true
06:46And as a matter of fact, that's what has brought him to Fort Courage
06:49He is looking for a notorious French-Canadian fur thief
06:53Named Lucky Pierre
06:55I want you all to cooperate
06:58Be neighborly to our good neighbor from the north
07:01While he's here in the neighborhood
07:03Sergeant Ramsden, could you give the men a description of this thief?
07:08I have found my man
07:09Corporal Agarn?
07:11Oh no, he can't be the man
07:12Oh, Sergeant, you must be mistaken
07:14I'd know this face anyplace
07:16Even though he has cleverly shaved off his mustache and beard
07:20You're cunning, Pierre
07:21Wait a minute, didn't you say this fur thief was a French-Canadian?
07:25Corporal Agarn speaks English as well as anyone from New Jersey
07:28In the three years I've been tracking him, it has possibly lost his accent
07:32But I will give him a test
07:34A test?
07:35The French have great difficulty pronouncing the letters T-H-tha
07:40Get after me
07:43Thoughtful thinkers think thoughtful thoughts through thick and thin
07:45Thoughtful thinkers think thoughtful thoughts through thick and thin
07:48Ah, you see there, Sergeant?
07:50Yeah
07:50And if Peter Piper picked a pack of pickle peppers
07:52How many pickle peppers did Peter Piper pick?
07:54Very good, Agarn
07:57I always have trouble with that
07:59Peter Piper pick
08:01Still say he's French
08:03How long have you been in the cavalry?
08:05Ten years
08:06How long have you been in Fort Courage?
08:07Four years
08:08When was your last furlough?
08:09A year ago, last March
08:10Where'd you go?
08:11Canada to visit my cousin Pierre
08:12Help to throw this man in iron
08:15Now wait a minute, he hasn't done anything
08:17Sergeant O'Rourke is right
08:18Corporal Agarn is not his cousin's keeper
08:20He may be his accomplice
08:22I suggest you confine this man to quarters
08:25I know his cousin is in this area
08:27And I'm sure Lucky Pierre will make some attempt to contact him
08:30Well, under the circumstances, I guess it's the only thing to do
08:33I'm sorry, Corporal, but I'm going to have to confine you to your quarters
08:37I understand, sir
08:38Sergeant, dismiss the troop
08:40Yes, sir
08:41Troop is pissed
08:43Hey, Agarn
08:46Are you really in cahoots with your cousin Lucky Pierre?
08:48Do you think you'd get me a fur coat wholesale?
08:51No, I'm not in cahoots
08:53And I'm not going to get you a fur coat
08:54Hi, Wilton
09:04Hi, Jane
09:05Sergeant Ramsden
09:06I'd like you to meet Wrangler Jane
09:07This is Sergeant Ramsden of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police
09:10We always get our man
09:12And we, uh, get our woman, too
09:16I dream of Wrangler with the light yellow hair
09:27Floating like a vapor
09:29If he sings any higher, those dogs will tear him apart
09:31Summer air
09:33Many were the wild notes her merry voice would pour
09:37Many were the blise birds that warbled them all
09:40Sarge, what are we going to do about my cousin?
09:42Don't worry about it
09:43I'll go up to the Hakawi camp and see if Pierre is telling the truth
09:46And, well, then I'll figure out what to do
09:47Floating like a paper
09:49Thanks, Sarge
09:50On the soft summer air
09:55Oh, that was just beautiful, Sergeant Ramsden
10:00Don't be formal, my dear
10:02My friends call me the Singing Mountie
10:04Jane, I think you'd better go
10:07Sergeant Ramsden has a lot of work to do
10:09Yes, I'm going to run down a couple of leads on the case
10:12Would you, uh, care to join me in the sled, my dear?
10:16My dogs are waiting with wagging tails
10:20I'd rather be flying
10:21Bye, Wilton
10:23Jane, I thought we were going riding
10:25See you later, Captain
10:26Marsh!
10:28Tramp, tramp, tramp
10:29Along the highway
10:31Tramp, tramp, tramp
10:33The road is free
10:34Oh, uh, Captain, I want to go search the area
10:36See if I can find this lucky Pierre
10:37I think the only tail that's wagging is his
10:40What's that, sir?
10:42Oh, uh, nothing, Sergeant, nothing
10:44What is it?
10:45Uh, I said I'd like to go see if I can find lucky Pierre
10:48Oh, uh
10:49What?
10:51Voila, mes amis.
11:20You're about to have the pleasure of tasting a gourmet's delight.
11:32You taste first, Crazy Cat.
11:34No, not to you.
11:35You're the chief.
11:37If you want to be like chief, you taste first.
11:39If you taste first, maybe I be chief.
11:42Please.
11:43I will taste first.
11:50Oh, la, la, Pierre, you've done it again.
11:57Hey, Wild Eagle, Craze.
11:59Listen, Lucky Pierre.
12:01Where is my cousin?
12:02He's under house arrest, thanks to you.
12:04But I would never do anything to cause the arrest of my cousin Randolph, the son de ma tante
12:10Becky, who was married to Uncle Freddy, who was my mother's favorite brother, whose sister
12:16Zelda...
12:17All right, Pierre.
12:18...Wilensky.
12:19So you're a crook.
12:20I'm a crook?
12:21Well, all I know is that the Mounties never go after the wrong man.
12:24Please, Sergeant.
12:25You must believe me.
12:27Sacre bleu.
12:30I should have thought of it before.
12:32Thought of what?
12:33This must be the work of the most infamous fur teeth in all Canada.
12:37Who's that?
12:38The burglar of bamf.
12:40The burglar of bamf.
12:43He was so clever he once stole a beaver coat.
12:46Well, what's so clever about that?
12:47It was still on the beaver.
12:49Yeah, well, I don't think there is a burglar of bamf.
12:52Come on.
12:53All right, Sergeant.
12:56Au revoir, crazy pussy.
12:58Wild eagle.
12:59My only regret is that we could not go into the fur coat business together.
13:04It would have made a fortune for you, for the tribe, for Sergeant Aurore, for all of us.
13:11Uh, just a minute here, Pierre.
13:14I'd like to hear a little more about this burglar of bamf.
13:18What happened, Sarge?
13:21This cousin of yours is a pretty persuasive fellow. Now, he keeps telling me he's innocent.
13:30Oh, you can believe him, Sarge. He may be a crook, but he's not a liar.
13:43Pierre tells me that this Mountie may be looking for another fur thief altogether.
13:48Somebody called the burglar of bamf.
13:51Captain, I assure you, I am closing in. I am tightening the noose on lucky Pierre.
14:00Well, I don't think you'll ever take him by surprise. It's pretty hard to sneak up on a man when you're singing tramp, tramp, tramp at the top of your voice.
14:07Captain, I never have to worry about that. With my new techniques in criminology, do you realize that I can sift the ashes of a campfire and know exactly how long the fire has been burning, what food the man was eating, and how tall he is?
14:25You can tell all that just from sifting the ashes?
14:27On a good day, I can even tell the color of his eyes.
14:30If you can do all that, how come you've never found lucky Pierre?
14:34I've never found his campfire.
14:38And then how do you know he's in this area?
14:40I've been following him by the broken twig method.
14:47Come in.
14:51Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't realize you were busy.
14:53No, no, no. Come in, O'Rourke. Sergeant Ramsden was just giving me a lecture on criminology.
14:57Well, that must be very fascinating. Of course, I didn't mean to interrupt.
15:01As a matter of fact, it is fascinating, Sergeant.
15:03For instance, do you know I can take one look at you and tell exactly where you've been this morning?
15:09You can?
15:10A little clay dust on your boots.
15:13You've been off the fort.
15:15Oh, yeah, well, I went into town, sir.
15:17Your pants a bit shiny.
15:20You've been riding some distance.
15:22Oh, yes, well, I was out looking for lucky Pierre.
15:24Gravy stains on your uniform. You had pork and beans for lunch.
15:28Uh, right again, Sergeant.
15:32What do we hear?
15:34Captain Harmenter, come take a look.
15:37What is it, Sergeant?
15:38Look for yourself.
15:41What do you see under this magnifying glass?
15:43A big fat thumb.
15:45Captain, what am I holding with that thumb?
15:48A big fat finger.
15:50Captain, don't you see?
15:52It is a hair of a fur-bearing animal.
15:55Oh, yes.
15:56I guess it is at that.
15:57Ah!
15:58Well, when I was out in the woods, sir, you see, this squirrel ran right up my arm.
16:03I just...
16:04This is not the hair of a squirrel, Captain Harmenter.
16:07This is a hair of the fur of the rare and valuable mink.
16:11A fur that is known to be in the possession of lucky Pierre.
16:15Well, maybe that squirrel was playing around with a mink.
16:19Yeah, well, I certainly don't have any idea how that hair got on my shirt, Sergeant.
16:23I mean...
16:24Well, I do.
16:25So?
16:26Is it not true that you sleep in the same barracks with Corporal Agarn, the cousin of lucky Pierre?
16:30Yes.
16:31Well, it's obvious that a big, healthy man like you must sleep with the windows open.
16:36Oh, sure.
16:37What are you getting at, Sergeant?
16:38I submit to you that Corporal Agarn has made contact with his cousin.
16:44And the wind from the open window blew the fur from his uniform to O'Rourke's.
16:51Oh, I can't believe this of Agarn.
16:54It proves conclusively lucky Pierre is in this area.
16:59I'm going to make a reconnaissance.
17:02I'll be back by sunset.
17:04Oh, and I must ask both of you not to reveal these findings to Corporal Agarn.
17:13You have our word.
17:14Good.
17:15I really can't believe this, Sergeant.
17:20Well, I admit it looks pretty bad for my buddy, sir, but I...
17:25For my files.
17:27Sir, I heard some fur traders over at the saloon talking and they said that the real culprit
17:36that you should be looking for was a notorious fur thief known as the Burglar of Banff.
17:41The Burglar of Banff?
17:43Oh, no.
17:44I think that's just a name that Lucky Pierre uses to throw people off the track.
17:47No, no.
17:48I don't believe that, Captain.
17:49You know, Sergeant, I may not be able to sing, but I am a bit of a criminologist myself.
17:54You are, sir?
17:55Fur thieves steal furs from people who trap furs, right, Sergeant?
17:59Right.
18:00Now, Sergeant, who around Fort Courage goes in for trapping furs?
18:04Well, I don't know.
18:05Who?
18:06Indians.
18:07Oh, sure.
18:08We are going to look for Lucky Pierre in the Hekawi camp.
18:14Captain, I tell you we're on a wild goose chase.
18:16No.
18:17We're on a wild mink chase.
18:21You can be a criminologist with a sense of humor, don't you?
18:24Well, listen, you better let me talk to Wild Eagle.
18:26I mean, he might not talk as freely in front of you.
18:28No, no, no.
18:29I'm just going to explain to the chief that all we're looking for is a little information on Lucky Pierre.
18:33Hey, Wild Eagle, hey, how are you there?
18:35Listen, Captain Parmen here is looking for some information about Lucky Pierre, who he thinks is a fur thief.
18:41Of course, I told him that you hadn't seen Lucky Pierre and that if Lucky Pierre was here, that he'd be hiding in a teepee.
18:47Sergeant O'Rourke, speak truth, Captain.
18:49We not see this man, Lucky Pierre.
18:52Well, how do you know you haven't seen him?
18:53You may have seen him and not know it.
18:54I mean, I don't think you'd walk into camp and say,
18:56Hi there, Chief Wild Eagle, I'm Lucky Pierre, the fur thief.
18:59No, no, you don't understand, Captain.
19:01Now, you see, Wild Eagle knows all about fur thief.
19:03Why, he could recognize Lucky Pierre a mile away.
19:06Nevertheless, Sergeant, I think the chief should have some idea of what he looks like.
19:10Now, he can best be described as Corporal Agarn with a French accent.
19:16No man like that been around Alcali camp, Captain.
19:20Chief Wild Eagle, ready to taste delicious bouillabaisse?
19:23Ah, bouillabaisse.
19:24Bouillabaisse?
19:25That's a French dish.
19:26No, no, that's an Indian dish.
19:28You see, the French took it from the Indians.
19:30Now, bouillabaisse means bark of tree, and baisse means soup.
19:33So bouillabaisse is soup of bark of tree.
19:37I see.
19:38Oh, no, go ahead, Chief. Don't let us interrupt your meal.
19:40Just take one taste.
19:46Ooh la la! That's good!
19:48Ooh la la?
19:49That's an old Indian saying, yes.
19:51You see, ooh means hot, and la means very.
19:54So ooh la la means very, very hot.
19:57I suppose that fur coat is squirrel.
20:10Lucky Pierre is around here someplace, and I'm going to find him.
20:13Now, Captain, really, I...
20:15Listen, you've got to find Lucky Pierre and get him out of here.
20:18I not know where he is.
20:19I know where he is.
20:21I've got him, Sergeant.
20:23You should never cook with garlic.
20:25Captain, listen, I've got to be honest with you.
20:28Now, I knew that Lucky Pierre was here all the time,
20:30but police convinced me that he is not the fur thief,
20:33and I didn't want that smug Mountie to be getting the wrong man.
20:36Sergeant, I don't like that singing Mountie any more than you do,
20:39but the evidence is clear.
20:40The singing Mountie?
20:42But he's my friend.
20:43I taught him to sing Frère Jacques.
20:46That's the only song he hasn't sung.
20:49That is his favorite.
20:51He goes around always singing.
20:53Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques,
20:56dormez-vous, dormez-vous.
20:58Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines.
21:00Dindon da, dindon da.
21:04Sergeant, this man is guilty.
21:06How can you tell that, Captain?
21:08Because he is imitating a baritone, and the singing Mountie is a tenor.
21:12But, Captain, the singing Mountie is a baritone, I swear!
21:16He is?
21:17A captain.
21:18Now, just a minute here.
21:19If Lucky Pierre is right, then Sergeant Ramsden is not the real singing Mountie.
21:23I mean, unless his voice is changed.
21:25And who could he be?
21:27The burglar of Banff.
21:30I dream of Wrangler with the light yellow hair floating like a vapor on the soft summer air.
21:46Good work, Captain. You've captured Lucky Pierre. I'll take him back to Canada to stand trial.
22:15In the dog sled, you blackguard!
22:23One last song before I leave, my dear.
22:25Just a minute, Sergeant.
22:27Lucky Pierre, is this the singing Mountie?
22:29No. This man is an imposter.
22:32Would you sing Frère Jacques, Sergeant?
22:35You mean you believe this fur thief?
22:37Would you just sing Frère Jacques?
22:40Frère Jacques.
22:43I believe that's your key, Sergeant.
22:47Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques, dormez-vous, dormez-
22:51Stop! Stop the music!
22:53I accuse this, this tenor of being the burglar of Banff.
23:00Being the burglar of Banff?
23:02This man is mad!
23:04Afraid I'm going to have to place you under arrest, Sergeant Ramsden, or whoever you are.
23:08Not on your life, Captain.
23:10You'll never take the burglar of Banff alive!
23:13Merch!
23:29Dobbs! Dobby!
23:31Let's put this canary in the cage.
23:33Yes, sir.
23:35Oh, Wilton, I'm so proud of you.
23:36You weren't taken in by him a minute.
23:38No, but you were.
23:39Yeah, he's right.
23:40You were dazzled by his pitch pipe.
23:42Oh, I think you're both off it.
23:47Did you hear that?
23:48Why, he's escaped already!
23:49No, look!
23:50Left in Dick's own infantry.
23:52Left in Dick's own infantry.
23:58Lucky Pierre.
23:59Allô, there singing Mountie.
24:01Sergeant Ramsden, Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
24:04We always get our man.
24:06Captain Parmenter.
24:07This is Sergeant O'Rourke.
24:08And this is Wrangler Jane.
24:10Wrangler Jane.
24:15I dream of Wrangler with a light yellow hair.
24:21Like a vapor on the summer air.
24:25I see her dripping where the bright streams play.
24:31Come come, is jal reducing love!
24:32I don't know!
24:39To be continued.
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