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00:00The End
00:29ever paid me. Well, after all, you've been a hard-working, loyal employee of O'Rourke
00:33Enterprises, and this saloon has turned out to be a goldmine.
00:36Knock on wood. Sarge! Somebody's after us.
00:41A note on that thing. I don't need no note. I got the message from the knife.
00:45I am in the alley next to the saloon. Come quick.
00:50Your cousin, Pierre. I got no cousin, Pierre.
00:53But I do. He's a fur trapper in Canada. Fur trapper?
00:57Yeah.
00:59Cousin Landon! C'est moi!
01:10Who is he?
01:11Can he be trusted?
01:13Oh, sure. He's my best friend. This is Sergeant O'Rourke. Sarge, this is my cousin, Pierre
01:20Eganyar, otherwise known as Lucky Pierre.
01:25Glad to meet you. Glad to meet you.
01:27Pleasure, Sergeant. Excuse me. I cannot be seen. I must stay out of sight.
01:34Listen, if you're so lucky, why are you hiding in an alley?
01:36I'm being pursued by crooks. They want to steal my furs.
01:41Voila. These are worth our fortune.
01:44I never saw that kind of fur before.
01:46Ah, you are right, monsieur. I developed this myself. Through careful crossbreeding, I made it a lynx with a marmoset.
01:54What do you call it? Minks.
01:57Oh, that's very clever of you, Lucky. Crossbreeding, huh?
02:01Hmm. I'm also thinking of mating fox with my minks. You could call it a fink.
02:09Very good, cousin. Very good. Or you could even cross a lynx and a fox and you'd have a lox.
02:16Never mind the crossbreeding. Now listen, if you're worried about somebody getting at those pelts, why don't you leave them with our friends of Hakawis?
02:23But they're Indians, no?
02:25They are Indians, yes. But they're our friends. We do business with them.
02:28Yeah, you'll be safe up there. Now listen, you go up and tell them we sent you. Their camp is just about three miles off the road up near the lake.
02:33Very good. I'll go there after dark.
02:36All right, we'll see you tomorrow, Lucky. Come on, Egan.
02:38Au revoir, mes amis. That means goodbye in French.
02:41Ah, Egan, your cousin Lucky Pierre has really brought us some luck.
02:48He has?
02:49Well, don't you get it? We're going in the fur business with him.
02:51He's got the pelts, we got the Hakawis squaws to make them into fur coats.
02:56Sarge, you're right. We'll make a fortune off those minks, finks, and lox.
02:59Not you, Dobbs.
03:13Dobbs was just trying out his new bugle.
03:16Ain't it a beauty? Captain requisitioned it for me. Listen to this.
03:22Now we know what happened to the old one. It committed suicide.
03:25Now Dobbs just has to practice with this new...
03:30Tramp, tramp, tramp, along the highway.
03:33Tramp, tramp, tramp, the road is free.
03:37For crampers and Canucks, Virginians and Canucks,
03:40Captain Dick's own infantry.
03:44Captain Dick's own infantry.
03:46Sergeant Ramston, Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
03:54We always get our man.
03:57Welcome to Fort Courage, Sergeant.
03:59Hey, look here.
04:01He's got wheels on this thing.
04:03Just a clever innovation of mine.
04:06A first for the Mounties.
04:08A sled with retractable wheels.
04:10We bring you to Fort Courage, Sergeant.
04:12I am looking for a fugitive from justice.
04:15A notorious fur thief.
04:17How many, how many, how many...
04:18What's his name?
04:20They call him...
04:22Lucky Pierre.
04:23Yeah.
04:23Ha ha ha ha!
04:53Ha ha ha ha!
05:23My relatives are as honest as the day is long.
05:26Oh, yeah? What about that cousin of yours down in Mexico, that bandit El Diablo?
05:30Well, the days are shorter in Mexico.
05:32Maybe we could make as much on the reward as we could it if we're a coat business.
05:37Reward?
05:38Sure.
05:39Sarge, you can't turn in lucky, Pierre.
05:40He's my cousin, son of my Aunt Charlene, who was married to my Uncle Harry, who was my mother's favorite, next to Herbertha Seymour.
05:47Who's married to the lovely Lily Farquart of the Mosaic Farquarts, who lived in the big house on the hill next to the Langtons.
05:53Whose daughter, Shirley, married...
05:55Hey, Bart.
05:55Walensky.
05:56Walensky?
05:57He, yeah, surely married Irving Walensky, whose son, Malvin, I'm on...
06:01I won't turn your cousin in until I talk to him.
06:05But, he better have a good explanation.
06:07Now that you've got a new bugle, why don't you requisition new lips?
06:26Prove!
06:27Seed, hut!
06:28F-2-4, present counterforce, hut!
06:30Thank you, Sergeant.
06:31At ease, man.
06:32At ease.
06:33Now, today, I would like you all to meet Sergeant Ramsden.
06:37Of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
06:41We always get our man.
06:44That's true.
06:45That's true.
06:46And as a matter of fact, that's what has brought him to Fort Courage.
06:50He is looking for a notorious French-Canadian fur thief named Lucky Pierre.
06:56Now, I want you all to cooperate and be neighborly to our good neighbor from the north while he's here in the neighborhood.
07:04Sergeant Ramsden, could you give the men a description of this thief?
07:07I have found my man.
07:10Corporal Agarn?
07:11Oh, no, he can't be the man.
07:13Oh, Sergeant, you must be mistaken.
07:14I'd know this face anyplace.
07:16Even though he has cleverly shaved off his mustache and beard.
07:20You're cunning, Pierre.
07:21Now, wait a minute.
07:22Didn't you say this fur thief was a French-Canadian?
07:25Corporal Agarn speaks English as well as anyone from New Jersey.
07:28In the three years I've been tracking him, it has possibly lost his accent.
07:33But I will give him a test.
07:35A test?
07:36The French have great difficulty pronouncing the letters T-H-T-H.
07:42Take it after me.
07:44Thoughtful thinkers think thoughtful thoughts through thick and thin.
07:46Thoughtful thinkers think thoughtful thoughts through thick and thin.
07:48Ah, you see there, Sergeant?
07:50Yeah.
07:51And if Peter Piper picked a pack of pickle peppers, how many pickle peppers did Peter Piper pick?
07:56Very good, Agarn.
07:58I always have trouble with that.
08:00Peter Piker pick...
08:01I still say he's French.
08:04How long have you been in the cavalry?
08:05Ten years.
08:06How long have you been in Fort Courage?
08:07Four years.
08:08When was your last furlough?
08:09A year ago, last March.
08:10Where'd you go?
08:11Canada to visit my cousin Pierre.
08:12Help them!
08:13Throw this man in iron.
08:15Now, wait a minute.
08:16He hasn't done anything.
08:17Sergeant O'Rourke is right.
08:18Corporal Agarn is not his cousin's keeper.
08:21He may be his accomplice.
08:23I suggest you confine this man to quarters.
08:25I know his cousin is in this area, and I'm sure Lucky Pierre will make some attempt to contact him.
08:30Well, under the circumstances, I guess it's the only thing to do.
08:34I'm sorry, Corporal, but I'm going to have to confine you to your quarters.
08:37I understand, sir.
08:39Sergeant, dismiss the troop.
08:41Pesant!
08:41Troop!
08:43Dismissed!
08:45Hey, Agarn, are you really in cahoots with your cousin Lucky Pierre?
08:48Do you think you'd get me a fur coat wholesale?
08:51No, I'm not in cahoots, and I'm not going to get you a fur coat!
09:03Hi, Wilton.
09:04Hi, Jane.
09:05Sergeant Ramsden, I'd like you to meet Wrangler Jane.
09:07This is Sergeant Ramsden of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
09:11We always get our man.
09:12And we, uh, get our woman, too.
09:21I dream of Wrangler with the light yellow hair floating like a vapour.
09:29If he sings any higher, those dogs will tear him apart.
09:31Many were the wild notes her merry voice would pour.
09:37Many were the blithe birds that warbled them all.
09:40Sarge, what are we going to do about my cousin?
09:42Now, don't worry about it.
09:43I'll go up to the Hakawi camp and see if Pierre is telling the truth, and well, then I'll figure
09:47out what to do.
09:47Oh, that was just beautiful, Sergeant Ramsden.
10:00Don't be formal, my dear.
10:02My friends call me the Singing Mountie.
10:05Jane, I think you'd better go.
10:07Sergeant Ramsden has a lot of work to do.
10:09Yes, I'm going to run down a couple of leads on the case.
10:12Would you, uh, care to join me in the sled, my dear?
10:16My dogs are waiting with wagging tails.
10:20I'd rather be thrilling.
10:22Bye, Wilton.
10:24Jane, I thought we were going riding.
10:25See you later, Captain.
10:26Marsh!
10:27Oh, uh, Captain, I want to go search the area, see if I can find this lucky Pierre.
10:38I think the only tail that's wagging is his.
10:41What's that, sir?
10:42Oh, uh, nothing, Sergeant, nothing.
10:44What is it?
10:45Uh, I said I'd like to go see if I can find lucky Pierre.
10:48Oh, uh.
10:57Voilà , mes amis.
11:20You're about to have the pleasure of tasting a gourmet's delight.
11:24you taste first crazy cat no not to you you're the chief if you want to be like chief you taste
11:38first if you taste first maybe i be chief please i will taste first
11:44oh la la pierre you've done it again
11:55hey wild eagle craze listen lucky pierre where is my cousin he's under house arrest thanks to you
12:04but i would never do anything to cause the arrest of my cousin randolph the son de ma tante becky
12:10who was married to uncle freddie who was my mother's favorite brother whose sister zelda
12:16all right pierre walensky so you're a crook i'm a crook now well all i know is that the mounties
12:23never go after the wrong man please sergeant you must believe me
12:28i should have thought of it before thought of what this must be the work of the most infamous
12:36furtive in all canada who's that the burglar of bamf the burglar of bamf
12:43so clever he once stole a beaver coat what's so clever about that it was still on the beaver
12:49yeah well i don't think there is a burglar of bamf come on all right sergeant
12:54au revoir crazy pussy my only regret is that we could not go into the fur coat business together
13:04it would have made a fortune for you for the tribe for sergeant aurore for all of us
13:10uh just a minute here pierre i'd like to hear a little more about this burglar of bamf
13:18what happened sarge this cousin of yours is a pretty persuasive fellow now he keeps telling me
13:39he's innocent oh you can believe him sarge he may be a crook but he's not a liar
13:43pierre tells me that this mountaine may be looking for another furtive altogether somebody
13:48called the the burglar of bamf captain i assure you i am closing in i am tightening the noose
13:58unlucky pierre well i don't think you'll ever take him by surprise it's pretty hard to sneak
14:03up on a man when you're singing tramp tramp tramp at the top of your voice captain i never have
14:10to worry about that with my new techniques and criminology do you realize that i can sift the
14:16ashes of a campfire and know exactly how long the fire has been burning what food the man was eating
14:23and how tall he is you can tell all that just from sifting the ashes on a good day i can even tell
14:29the color of his eyes you can do all that how come you've never found lucky pierre i've never found
14:35his campfire how do you know he's in this area i've been following him by the broken twig method
14:45come in
14:48oh i'm sorry sir i didn't realize you were busy no no no come in o'rourke sergeant rampton was just
14:56giving me a lecture on criminology well that must be very fascinating of course i didn't mean to
15:00interrupt as a matter of fact it is fascinating sergeant for instance do you know i can take
15:07one look at you and tell exactly where you've been this morning you can a little clay dust on your
15:13boots you've been off the fort oh yeah well i went into town sir pants a bit shiny you've been riding
15:21some distance oh yes well i was out looking for lucky pierre gravy stains on your uniform you had pork
15:27and beans for lunch uh right again sergeant what do we hear captain harminer come take a look what is
15:38it sergeant look for yourself what do you see under this magnifying glass a big fat thumb captain what
15:46am i holding with that thumb big fat finger captain don't you see it is a hair of a fur bearing animal
15:55oh yes i guess it is at that ah well when i was out in the woods sir you see this squirrel ran right
16:02up my arm this is not the hair of a squirrel captain parminer this is a hair of the fur of the rare
16:10and valuable mink a fur that is known to be in the possession of lucky pierre well maybe that squirrel
16:16was playing around with a mink yeah well i certainly don't have any idea how that hair got on my shirt
16:23sergeant i mean well i do oh is it not true that you sleep in the same barracks with corporal agarn the
16:29cousin of lucky pierre yes well it's obvious that a big healthy man like you must sleep with the
16:35windows open sure what are you getting at sergeant i submit to you that corporal agarn has made contact
16:42contact with his cousin and the wind from the open window blew the fur from his uniform
16:49to a rork's oh i can't believe this of agarn it proves conclusively lucky pierre is in this area
16:59i'm going to make a reconnaissance i'll be back by sunset
17:04oh and i must ask both of you not to reveal these findings to corporal agarn you have our word good
17:15i really can't believe this sergeant well i admit it looks pretty bad for my buddy sir but
17:23for my files
17:27sir i i heard some uh fur traders over the saloon talking and they said that the real culprit that
17:36you should be looking for was a notorious fur thief known as the burglar of banff
17:41burglar of banff oh no i think that's just a name that lucky pierre uses to throw people off the
17:47track no no i don't believe that you know sergeant i may not be able to sing but i am a bit of a
17:53criminologist myself you are sir fur thieves steal furs from people who trapped furs right sergeant
18:00right now sergeant who around fort courage goes in for trapping furs well i don't know who indians
18:07oh sure we are going to look for lucky pierre in the hekawi camp
18:11captain i tell you we're on a wild goose chase no we're on a wild mink chase
18:18you can be a criminologist with a sense of humor too well listen you better let me talk to wild
18:26eagle i mean he might not talk as freely in front of you no no no i'm just going to explain to the
18:30chief that all we're looking for is a little information on lucky pierre hey wild eagle
18:34hey how are you there listen captain parminer here is looking for some information about
18:38lucky pierre who he thinks is a fur thief of course i told him that you hadn't seen lucky
18:43pierre and that if lucky pierre was here that he'd be hiding in a teepee sergeant auroch speak
18:49truth captain we not see this man lucky pierre well how do you know you haven't seen him you may
18:54have seen him and not know it i mean i don't think you'd walk into camp and say hi there chief wild
18:58eagle i'm lucky pierre the fur thief no no you don't understand captain now you see wild eagle
19:02knows all about fur thief like he could recognize lucky pierre a mile away nevertheless sergeant i think
19:07the chief should have some idea of what he looks like now he can best be described as corporal agarn
19:14with a french accent no man like that been around alcali camp chief wild eagle ready to taste delicious
19:22bouillabaisse oh bouillabaisse bouillabaisse that's a french dish no no that's that's an indian dish you
19:28see the french took it from the indians now bouillabaisse means bark of tree and bays means soup
19:33so bouillabaisse is soup of bark of tree
19:36oh no go ahead chief don't let us interrupt your meal just take one taste
19:42ooh la la that's good
19:49that's an old indian saying yes you see ooh means hot and la means very so ooh la la means very very hot
20:03i suppose that fur coat is squirrel lucky pierre is around here someplace and i'm going to find him
20:13now captain really i uh listen you've got to find lucky pierre and get him out of here i not know
20:19where he is i know where he is i've got him sergeant you should never cook with garlic
20:25captain listen i've got to be honest with you now i knew that lucky pierre was here all the time but
20:31police convinced me that he is not the fur thief and i didn't want that smug mountie to be getting
20:35the wrong man sergeant i don't like that singing mountie any more than you do but the evidence is
20:40clear the singing mountie but he's my friend i taught him to sing frere jacques that's the only song
20:48he hasn't sung that is his favorite he goes around always singing frere jacques frere jacques dormez-vous
20:56dormez-vous sonnez les matines sonnez les matines dindon dindon dindon dindon
21:03sergeant this man is guilty how can you tell that captain because he is imitating a baritone and the
21:10singing mountie is a tenor the singing mountie is a baritone i swear he is a captain now just a
21:19minute here if lucky pierre is right then sergeant ramsden is not the real singing mountie i mean
21:24unless his voice is changed who could he be the burglar of banff
21:32i dream of wrangler with the light yellow hair floating like a vapor on the soft summer air
21:46many were the wild notes her merry voice would pour many were the blize birds that warbled them more
21:53good work captain you've captured lucky pierre i'll take him back to canada to stand trial
22:15in the dog sled you blackguard
22:19one last song before i leave my dear just a minute sergeant lucky pierre is this the singing
22:29mountie no this man is an imposter would you sing frere jacques sergeant you mean you believe this
22:36fur thief would you just sing frere jacques i believe that's your key sergeant
22:45stop stop the music i accuse this this turner of being the burglar of bamf
22:59be the burglar of bamf this man is mad afraid i'm going to have to place you under arrest sergeant
23:07ramsden or whoever you are not on your life captain you'll never take the burglar of bamf alive
23:13mass
23:14dobs dubby let's put this canary in the cage
23:33yes sir
23:33oh wilton i'm so proud of you you weren't taking him by him a minute
23:38no but you were yeah he's right you were dazzled by his pitch pipe
23:41oh i think you're both off the room the world is free we're planters and canada you hear that
23:47why he's escaped already no look
23:50sergeant ramsden
23:57sergeant ramsden royal canadian mounted police we always get our man captain barminger this is sergeant
24:08o'rourke and this is wrangler jane
24:10wrangler jane
24:11i dream of wrangler with the light yellow hair
24:20he's gone like a vapor on the summer air i see her tripping where the bright dreams play
24:30he has more than may have won
24:37he's gone like a delicacy
24:38yeah
24:38nothing
24:38anthony
24:43it's no
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