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00:00The End
00:23Well, there you are, Eegard.
00:26Your share of this month's profits.
00:27Gee, Sarge, this is the most money you ever paid me
00:30Well, after all, you've been a hard-working, loyal employee of O'Rourke Enterprises
00:34And this saloon has turned out to be a goldmine
00:36Knock on wood
00:37Sarge! Somebody's after us
00:41A note on that thing
00:42I don't need no note, I got the message from the knife
00:45I am in the alley next to the saloon, come quick
00:49Your cousin, Pierre
00:51I got no cousin, Pierre
00:53But I do, he's a fur trapper in Canada
00:56Fur trapper?
00:57Yeah
00:57Cousin Wanda, c'est moi
01:07Who is he?
01:12Can he be trusted?
01:13Oh, sure
01:14He's my best friend
01:15This is Sergeant O'Rourke
01:17Sarge, this is my cousin
01:19Pierre Eganyar
01:22Otherwise known as Lucky Pierre
01:24Glad to meet you
01:25Glad to meet you
01:27Pleasure, Sergeant
01:29Excuse me
01:30I cannot be seen
01:31I must stay out of sight
01:33Listen, if you're so lucky
01:35Why are you hiding in an alley?
01:36I'm being pursued by crocs
01:38They want to steal my furs
01:40Voila
01:41These are worth our fortune
01:43I never saw that kind of fur before
01:46Ah, you are right, monsieur
01:47I developed this myself
01:49Through careful crossbreeding
01:51I mated a lynx with a marmoset
01:54What do you call it?
01:55Minx
01:56Oh, that's very clever of you, Lucky
02:00Crossbreeding, huh?
02:01I'm also thinking of mating fox with my mink
02:05You could call it a fink
02:06Very good, cousin
02:11Very good
02:12Or, you could even cross a lynx and a fox
02:15And you'd have a lox
02:16Never mind the crossbreeding
02:19Now listen, if you're worried about somebody getting at those pelts
02:21Why don't you leave them with our friends of Hakawis?
02:23But they're Indians, no?
02:25They are Indians, yes
02:26But they're our friends
02:27We do business with them
02:28Yeah, you'll be safe up there
02:29Now listen, you go up and tell them we sent you
02:31Their camp is just about three miles off the road up near the lake
02:33Very good
02:34I'll go there after dark
02:35Fine, we'll see you tomorrow, Lucky
02:37Come on, Egon
02:38Au revoir, mes amis
02:39That means goodbye in French
02:41Ah, Egon, your cousin Lucky Pierre has really brought us some luck
02:48He has?
02:49Well, don't you get it?
02:50We're going in the fur business with him
02:51He's got the pelts
02:52We got the Hakawi squaws to make them into fur coats
02:55Sarge, you're right
02:56We'll make a fortune off those minks, finks, and locks
02:59Not you, Dobbs
03:11Dobbs was just trying out his new bugle
03:15Ain't it a beauty?
03:17Captain requisitioned it for me
03:18Listen to this
03:19Now we know what happened to the old one
03:24It committed suicide
03:25Now Dobbs just has to practice with this new
03:30Tramp, tramp, tramp, along the highway
03:33Tramp, tramp, tramp, the road is free
03:36For crampers and Canucks
03:38Virginians and Canucks
03:40Captain Dick's own infantry
03:43Captain Dick's own infantry
03:46Sergeant Ramston, Royal Canadian Mounted Police
03:54We always get our man
03:56Welcome to Fort Courage, Sergeant
03:58Hey, look here
04:00He's got wheels on this thing
04:02Just a clever innovation of mine
04:05A first for the Mounties
04:07A sled with retractable wheels
04:10We bring you to Fort Courage, Sergeant
04:12I am looking for a fugitive from justice
04:14A notorious fur thief
04:17I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
04:18What's his name?
04:20They call him
04:21Lucky Pierre
04:23Pierre
04:30Jim
04:32Yeah
04:34Yeah
04:36Yeah
04:37Yeah
04:39Yeah
04:47Yeah
04:49Yeah
04:50Yeah
04:51Sarge, I'm sure my cousin
05:19Can explain this? Ah, you and your crooked relatives
05:21Wait a minute, Sarge
05:23My relatives are as honest as the day is long
05:26Oh, yeah? What about that cousin of yours
05:27Down in Mexico, that bandit El Diablo?
05:30Well, the days are shorter in Mexico
05:32Maybe we can make as much on the reward
05:36As we could at the fur coat business
05:37Reward? Sure
05:38Sarge, you can't turn in lucky, Pierre
05:40He's my cousin, son of my aunt Charlene
05:43Who was married to my uncle Harry
05:45Who was my mother's favorite, next to Harper the Seymour
05:47Who's married to the lovely Lily Farquart
05:49Who lived in the big house on the hill
05:52Next to the Langtons
05:53Whose daughter, Shirley, married
05:54Walensky
05:56Yeah, Shirley married Irving Walensky
05:59Whose son, Malvin
06:00I won't turn your cousin in
06:04Until I talk to him
06:05But, he better have a good explanation
06:07Now that you've got a new bugle
06:22Why don't you requisition new lips?
06:24Two, eight, hut
06:28F, troop ball, present counterforce, hut
06:30Thank you, Sergeant
06:31At ease, man
06:32At ease
06:32Now, today, I would like you all to meet
06:36Sergeant Ramsden
06:37Of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police
06:39We always get our man
06:43That's good, that's good
06:46And as a matter of fact
06:47That's what has brought him to Fort Courage
06:49He is looking for a notorious
06:51French-Canadian fur thief
06:53Named Lucky Pierre
06:55Now, I want you all to cooperate
06:58And be neighborly
06:59To our good neighbor from the north
07:01While he's here in the neighborhood
07:03Uh, Sergeant Ramsden
07:05Could you give the men a description of this thief?
07:07I have found my man
07:09Oh, the legard?
07:11Oh, no, he can't be the man
07:12Oh, Sergeant, you must be mistaken
07:14I'd know this face anyplace
07:16Even though he has cleverly shaved off his mustache and beard
07:20You're cunning, Pierre
07:21Now, wait a minute
07:22Didn't you say this fur thief was a French-Canadian?
07:25Corporal Agarn speaks English
07:26As well as anyone from New Jersey
07:28In the three years I've been tracking him
07:31It has possibly lost his accent
07:32But I will give him a test
07:34A test?
07:36The French have great difficulty
07:38Pronouncing the letters T-H-th
07:40Get after me
07:43Thoughtful thinkers think thoughtful thoughts
07:45Through thick and thin
07:45Thoughtful thinkers think thoughtful thoughts
07:48Through thick and thin
07:48Ah, you see there, Sergeant?
07:50Yeah
07:50And if Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers
07:52How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
07:56Very good, Agarn
07:57I always have trouble with that
07:59Peter Piker pick
08:01I still say he's French
08:03How long have you been in the cavalry?
08:05Ten years
08:06How long have you been in Fort Courage?
08:07Four years
08:08When was your last furlough?
08:09A year ago, last March
08:10Where'd you go?
08:11Canada to visit my cousin Pierre
08:12Help them fire with it
08:13Throw this man an iron
08:15Now wait a minute
08:16He hasn't done anything
08:17Sergeant O'Rourke is right
08:18Corporal Agarn is not his cousin's keeper
08:20He may be his accomplice
08:22I suggest you confine this man to quarters
08:25I know his cousin is in this area
08:27And I'm sure Lucky Pierre
08:28Will make some attempt to contact him
08:30Well, under the circumstances
08:32I guess it's the only thing to do
08:33I'm sorry, Corporal
08:35But I'm going to have to confine you to your quarters
08:37I understand, sir
08:38Sergeant, dismiss the troop
08:40Pissed
08:41Troop
08:42Dismissed
08:44Hey, Agarn
08:46Are you really in cahoots with your cousin Lucky Pierre?
08:48Do you think you'd get me a fur coat wholesale?
08:51No, I'm not in cahoots
08:53And I'm not gonna get you a fur coat
08:54Hi, Wilton
09:04Hi, Jane
09:05Sergeant Ramsden
09:06I'd like you to meet Wrangler Jane
09:07This is Sergeant Ramsden of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police
09:10We always get our man
09:12And we, uh, get our woman, too
09:16I dream of Wrangler with the light yellow hair
09:27Floating like a vapor
09:29If he sings any higher, those dogs will tear him apart
09:31Many were the wild notes her merry voice would pour
09:37Many were the blize birds that warbled them all
09:40Sergeant, what are we gonna do about my cousin?
09:42Don't worry about it
09:43I'll go up to the Hakawi camp and see if Pierre is telling the truth
09:46Well, then I'll figure out what to do
09:47Floating like a vapor
09:50On the soft summer air
09:55Oh, that was just beautiful, Sergeant Ramsden
10:00Don't be formal, my dear
10:02My friends call me the Singing Mountie
10:05Jane, I think you'd better go
10:07Sergeant Ramsden has a lot of work to do
10:09Yes, I'm going to run down a couple of leads on the case
10:12Would you, uh, care to join me in the sled, my dear?
10:16My dogs are waiting with wagging tails
10:20I'd rather be flying
10:21Bye, Wilton
10:23Jane, I thought we were going riding
10:25See you later, Captain
10:26Marsh!
10:27Tramp, tramp, tramp
10:29On the highway
10:31Tramp, tramp, tramp
10:33The road is free
10:34Oh, uh, Captain, I want to go search the area
10:36See if I can find this lucky Pierre
10:37I think the only tail that's wagging is his
10:40Oh, uh, nothing, Sergeant, nothing
10:44Well, what is it?
10:45Uh, I said I'd like to go see if I can find lucky Pierre
10:48Oh, uh...
10:49Huh
10:51Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha . . . blemmh
10:58Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I said. . . . .
11:13Voila, mes amis.
11:20You're about to have the pleasure of tasting a gourmet's delight.
11:31You taste first, crazy cat.
11:33No, not to you.
11:35You're the chief.
11:36If you want to be like chief, you taste first.
11:39If you taste first, maybe I be chief.
11:41Please.
11:42I will taste first.
11:50Oh, la, la, Pierre.
11:53You've done it again.
11:57Hey, wild eagle, crazed.
11:59Listen, lucky Pierre.
12:01Where is my cousin?
12:02He's under house arrest, thanks to you.
12:04But I would never do anything to cause the arrest of my cousin Randolph,
12:09the son de ma tante Becky,
12:10who was married to Uncle Freddy,
12:13who was my mother's favorite brother,
12:15whose sister Zelda...
12:16All right, Pierre.
12:18Walensky?
12:19So you're a crook.
12:20I'm a crook?
12:21Well, all I know is that the Mounties never go after the wrong man.
12:25Please, Sergeant, you must believe me.
12:27Sacre bleu.
12:31I should have thought of it before.
12:33Thought of what?
12:34This must be the work of the most infamous fur thief in all Canada.
12:38Who's that?
12:38The burglar of bamf.
12:40The burglar of bamf.
12:43It was so clever he once stole a beaver coat.
12:46Well, what's so clever about that?
12:48It was still on the beaver.
12:49Yeah, well, I don't think there is a burglar of bamf.
12:52Come on.
12:53All right, Sergeant.
12:56Au revoir, crazy pussy.
12:59Wild eagle.
12:59My only regret is that we could not go into the fur coat business together.
13:04It would have made a fortune for you,
13:06for the tribe,
13:08for Sergeant Orore,
13:09for all of us.
13:11Uh, just a minute here, Pierre.
13:14I'd like to hear a little more about this burglar of bamf.
13:29What happened, Sarge?
13:36This cousin of yours is a pretty persuasive fellow.
13:39Now, he keeps telling me he's innocent.
13:40Oh, you can believe him, Sarge.
13:42He may be a crook, but he's not a liar.
13:45Pierre tells me that this Mountie may be looking for another fur thief altogether.
13:48Somebody called the burglar of bamf.
13:51Captain, I assure you,
13:54I am closing in.
13:56I am tightening the noose on Lucky Pierre.
14:00Well, I don't think you'll ever take him by surprise.
14:02It's pretty hard to sneak up on a man
14:04when you're singing
14:05tramp, tramp, tramp
14:06at the top of your voice.
14:09Captain, I never have to worry about that
14:11with my new techniques in criminology.
14:14Do you realize that I can sift the ashes of a campfire
14:18and know exactly how long the fire has been burning,
14:21what food the man was eating,
14:23and how tall he is?
14:25You can tell all that just from sifting the ashes?
14:27On a good day, I can even tell the color of his eyes.
14:31If you can do all that,
14:32how come you've never found Lucky Pierre?
14:34I've never found his campfire.
14:38And then how do you know he's in this area?
14:41I've been following him
14:42by the broken twig method.
14:47Come in.
14:51Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
14:52I didn't realize you were busy.
14:53No, no, no. Come in, O'Rourke.
14:55Sergeant Ramseyden was just giving me a lecture on criminology.
14:58Well, that must be very fascinating.
14:59Of course, I didn't mean to interrupt.
15:01As a matter of fact, it is fascinating, Sergeant.
15:04For instance,
15:06do you know I can take one look at you
15:08and tell exactly where you've been this morning?
15:10You can?
15:11A little clay dust on your boots.
15:14You've been off the fort.
15:15Oh, yeah, well, I went out of town, sir.
15:18Pants a bit shiny.
15:20You've been riding some distance.
15:23Oh, yes, well, I was out looking for Lucky Pierre.
15:25Gravy stains on your uniform.
15:27You had pork and beans for lunch.
15:29Uh, right again, Sergeant.
15:31What do we hear?
15:34Captain Parmander, come take a look.
15:37What is it, Sergeant?
15:39Look for yourself.
15:41What do you see under this magnifying glass?
15:44A big fat thumb.
15:46Captain, what am I holding with that thumb?
15:49Big fat finger.
15:51Captain, don't you see?
15:52It is a hair of a fur-bearing animal.
15:55Oh, yes, I guess it is at that.
15:57Ah, well, when I was out in the woods, sir, you see,
16:00this squirrel ran right up my arm.
16:03I just...
16:03This is not the hair of a squirrel, Captain Parmander.
16:07This is a hair of the fur of the rare and valuable mink.
16:12A fur that is known to be in the possession of Lucky Pierre.
16:15Well, maybe that squirrel was playing around with a mink.
16:19Yeah, well, I certainly don't have any idea
16:21how that hair got on my shirt, Sergeant.
16:23I mean...
16:24Well, I do.
16:24Well?
16:25Is it not true that you sleep in the same barracks
16:28with Corporal Agarn, the cousin of Lucky Pierre?
16:30Yes.
16:31Well, it's obvious that a big, healthy man like you
16:34must sleep with the windows open.
16:36Well, sure.
16:37What are you getting at, Sergeant?
16:38I submit to you
16:40that Corporal Agarn has made contact with his cousin,
16:44and the wind from the open window
16:46blew the fur from his uniform
16:49to a ruck's.
16:52Oh, I can't believe this of Agarn.
16:54Well, it proves conclusively
16:56Lucky Pierre is in this area.
16:59I'm going to make a reconnaissance.
17:03I'll be back by sunset.
17:09Oh, and I must ask both of you
17:11not to reveal these findings to Corporal Agarn.
17:14You have our word.
17:15Good.
17:15I really can't believe this, Sergeant.
17:21Well, I admit it looks pretty bad for my buddy, sir, but...
17:23For my files.
17:32Sir, I heard some fur traders over at the saloon talking,
17:35and they said that the real culprit that you should be looking for
17:37was a notorious fur thief known as the Burglar of Banff.
17:42Burglar of Banff?
17:43Oh, no, I think that's just a name
17:46that Lucky Pierre uses to throw people off the track.
17:48No, no, I don't believe that, Captain.
17:50You know, Sergeant, I may not be able to sing,
17:52but I am a bit of a criminologist myself.
17:54You are, sir?
17:56Fur thieves steal furs
17:57from people who trap furs, right, Sergeant?
18:00Right.
18:00Now, Sergeant,
18:01who around Fort Courage
18:02goes in for trapping furs?
18:05Well, I don't know who.
18:06Indians.
18:07Oh, sure.
18:08We are going to look for Lucky Pierre
18:10in the Hikawi camp.
18:14Captain, I tell you,
18:14we're on a wild goose chase.
18:16No?
18:17We're on a wild mink chase.
18:21You can be a criminologist
18:22with a sense of humor, too.
18:24Well, listen,
18:24you better let me talk to Wild Eagle.
18:26I mean, he might not talk as freely in front of you.
18:28No, no, no.
18:29I'm just going to explain to the chief
18:30that all we're looking for
18:32is a little information on Lucky Pierre.
18:33Hey, Wild Eagle,
18:34hey, how are you there?
18:36Listen, Captain Farmer here
18:37is looking for some information
18:38about Lucky Pierre,
18:39who he thinks is a fur thief.
18:41Of course, I told him
18:42that you hadn't seen Lucky Pierre
18:43and that if Lucky Pierre was here
18:45that he'd be hiding in a teepee.
18:47Sergeant O'Rourke, speak truth, Captain.
18:50We not see this man, Lucky Pierre?
18:52Well, how do you know
18:53you haven't seen him?
18:53You may have seen him
18:54and not know it.
18:55I mean, I don't think
18:55you'd walk into camp
18:56and say,
18:57hi there, chief Wild Eagle,
18:58I'm Lucky Pierre, the fur thief.
19:00No, no, you don't understand, Captain.
19:01Now, you see,
19:02Wild Eagle knows all about fur thieves.
19:03Why, he could recognize
19:05Lucky Pierre a mile away.
19:06Nevertheless, Sergeant,
19:07I think the chief should have
19:08some idea of what he looks like.
19:10Now, he can best be described
19:12as Corporal Agarn
19:14with a French accent.
19:16No man like that
19:17been around Alcali camp.
19:20Chief Wild Eagle,
19:21ready to taste delicious
19:22bouillabaisse?
19:23Oh, bouillabaisse.
19:24Bouillabaisse?
19:25That's a French dish.
19:26No, no, that's an Indian dish.
19:28You see, the French
19:29took it from the Indians.
19:30Now, bouillabaisse means
19:31bark of tree
19:32and baize means soup.
19:34So bouillabaisse
19:35is soup of bark of tree.
19:37I see.
19:39No, go ahead, chief.
19:39Don't let us interrupt your meal.
19:41Just take one taste.
19:47Ooh la la, that's good.
19:49Ooh la la?
19:50That's an old Indian saying,
19:52yes.
19:52You see, ooh means hot
19:53and la means very.
19:55So ooh la la
19:56means very, very hot.
20:07I suppose that fur coat
20:09is squirrel.
20:10Lucky Pierre is around here
20:12someplace and I'm going
20:13to find him.
20:14Now, Captain, really,
20:14I, uh, listen,
20:16you've got to find Lucky Pierre
20:17and get him out of here.
20:18I not know where he is.
20:20I know where he is.
20:22I've got him, Sergeant.
20:24You should never cook
20:25with garlic.
20:25Mais mon, Captain,
20:26I'm going to serve.
20:27Captain, listen,
20:28I've got to be honest with you.
20:29Now, I knew that Lucky Pierre
20:30was here all the time,
20:31but police convinced me
20:32that he is not the fur thief
20:33and I didn't want
20:34that smug Mountie
20:35to be getting the wrong man.
20:36Sergeant, I don't like
20:37that singing Mountie
20:38any more than you do,
20:39but the evidence is clear.
20:40The singing Mountie?
20:42But he's my friend.
20:44I taught him to sing
20:45Frère Jacques.
20:47That's the only song
20:48he hasn't sung.
20:49That is his favorite.
20:51He goes around
20:52always singing.
20:52Frère Jacques,
20:54Frère Jacques,
20:55dormez-vous,
20:57dormez-vous.
20:58Sonnez les matines,
20:59sonnez les matines.
21:01Dindon, da.
21:02Dindon, da.
21:04Sergeant,
21:05this man is guilty.
21:07How can you tell that, Captain?
21:08Because he is imitating
21:09a baritone
21:10and the singing Mountie
21:11is a tenor.
21:12Mais mon Captain,
21:14the singing Mountie
21:14is a baritone.
21:15I swear.
21:17He is?
21:17A captain.
21:18Now, just a minute here.
21:19If Lucky Pierre is right,
21:21then Sergeant Ramsden
21:22is not the real
21:23singing Mountie.
21:24I mean,
21:24unless his voice
21:25is changed.
21:26And who could he be?
21:28The burglar
21:29of Banff.
21:32I dream
21:35of Wrangler
21:37with the light
21:37yellow hair
21:39floating like a vapor
21:41on the soft
21:44summer air.
21:46Many were the wild notes
21:48her merry voice would pour.
21:49Many were the blize birds
21:51that warbled them o'er.
21:53I dream
21:55of Wrangler
21:56with the light
21:57yellow hair
21:59floating like a vapor
22:02on the soft
22:04summer air.
22:09Good work, Captain.
22:11You've captured
22:12Lucky Pierre.
22:13I'll take him back
22:14to Canada
22:14to stand trial.
22:17In the dog sled,
22:18you blackguard.
22:23One last song
22:24before I leave,
22:25my dear.
22:26Just a minute, Sergeant.
22:27Lucky Pierre,
22:28is this the singing Mountie?
22:29No.
22:30This man is
22:31an imposter.
22:33Would you sing
22:33Frere Jacques, Sergeant?
22:35You mean you believe
22:36this fur thief?
22:38Would you just sing
22:39Frere Jacques?
22:43I believe that's
22:44your key, Sergeant.
22:47Frere Jacques,
22:48Frere Jacques,
22:49dormez-vous,
22:51dormez-
22:51Stop!
22:52Stop the music!
22:53I accuse this,
22:54this tenor
22:56of being
22:57the burglar
22:57of Banff.
23:00Being the burglar
23:01of Banff?
23:02This man is mad!
23:04Afraid I'm going
23:05to have to place you
23:05under arrest,
23:06Sergeant Ramsden,
23:07or whoever you are.
23:09Not on your life,
23:09Captain.
23:10You'll never take
23:11the burglar of Banff
23:12alive!
23:13Yes!
23:14Yes!
23:14Dobbs!
23:29Dobby!
23:31Let's put this
23:32canary in the cage.
23:33Yes, sir.
23:35Oh, Wilton,
23:36I'm so proud of you.
23:36You weren't taken in
23:37by him a minute.
23:38No, but you were.
23:39Yeah, he's right.
23:40You were dazzled
23:41by his pitch pipe.
23:42Oh, I think
23:42you're both off.
23:45Did you hear that?
23:48Why, he's escaped
23:48already!
23:49No, look!
23:53Captain Dick's
23:54own infantry.
23:58Rocky Pierre.
23:59Allô,
23:59there singing
24:00Mountie.
24:01Sergeant Ramsden,
24:02Royal Canadian
24:02Mounted Police.
24:04We always get
24:05our man.
24:06I'm Captain
24:06Parmenter,
24:07this is Sergeant
24:08O'Rourke,
24:08and this is
24:09Wrangler Jane.
24:10Wrangler Jane.
24:11I dream
24:16of Wrangler
24:18with a light
24:19yellow hair
24:20Born like a vapor
24:22on the summer air
24:24I see her
24:27tripping
24:28where the bright
24:29streams play
24:30the bright
24:36name of the
24:40choir
24:41and the
24:43wind
24:43on the
24:44way
24:45to
24:45the
24:47I see her
24:47a
24:48little
24:48in the
24:48way
24:49I see her
24:50in the
24:50show.
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