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01:30A new school meant that former bullies somehow became buddies.
01:36And new bullies bullied us both.
01:38You're dead, Jason.
01:40Damn, not Jason.
01:41That's what it says on your arm.
01:43This is my brother's hoodie. My name's Rodney.
01:46Yeah, most everybody calls him Fox, though.
01:49Funny story. His sister has the same nickname.
01:52His older brother, too. You might have seen him around.
01:54He's the school janitor.
01:57Sorry, I'm interrupting.
01:59I thought you said Bridget's kids were supposed to be tough.
02:02Oh, I assure you, we are not, honestly.
02:05I mean, Fox, Rodney here is arguably the toughest.
02:08And as you can see, he won't be winning WrestleMania anytime soon.
02:12Name's Mark.
02:15Where did you go to school?
02:16St. Rita's.
02:17You St. Bridget's dicks better watch your backs.
02:21Oh, really?
02:23I'll have you know I am a St. Bridget's dick myself.
02:28Want to try your luck?
02:30No, sister.
02:33See you around.
02:34Nice meeting you.
03:00I need a ride downtown.
03:02I am not going nowhere in that jeezly car.
03:06The muffler's shot.
03:07Sounds like I'm driving a lawnmower.
03:08Well, get it fixed.
03:10We don't got any money for that until payday.
03:13In fact, we don't got any money at all.
03:15Well, I need a ride to get my moose license.
03:19Moose license?
03:21What are you going to do, strangle it to death?
03:24I'm not wasting gas. I've got to get groceries.
03:27A moose is all the groceries you'll ever need.
03:31Look, take me now.
03:32I'll put ten bucks in it.
03:34Fifteen.
03:34Twelve.
03:35Fine.
03:36As soon as I get my check.
03:37What?
03:39Shit.
03:39Well, gentlemen, my wife wants to spend more time in Florida, so I'm going to be selling
03:49the station.
03:50Mr. Murphy, you can't just...
03:52I don't want to hear it, Mike.
03:53My doctor says I'm one bad day away from leaving here in a box.
03:59I'm done, Mike.
04:01It's all right for you two.
04:02But me and Mike here are too young to retire.
04:05You need to get the ratings up so I can get a better price.
04:09V-O-A-Q is kicking our arse.
04:12Show them what you showed me, Mike.
04:15The, uh, winner's spotlight.
04:18V-O-A-Q is dressing this guy up in a superhero suit and having him hand out cash and stickers
04:22for your car.
04:23I know.
04:23Half the cars in town got him.
04:25And now we will, too.
04:28Oh.
04:29Stickers.
04:30Cool.
04:30If you scratch them, do they have the smell?
04:32Mr. Murphy, with all due respect, that's almost a total ripoff of the V-O-A-Q campaign.
04:36Not almost, Mike.
04:38It's a total ripoff.
04:41Because it works.
04:45Gertie, get in here.
04:47I give you Logo Girl.
04:49Well, look at you, Gertie.
04:54Help.
04:54Save me.
04:56Pick me up and fly me to your bat cage and poke me in your spiderweb.
05:00You're mixing up a lot of superheroes there, bud.
05:04I'm not doing this.
05:07I should be on the phones.
05:08This is embarrassing.
05:10I suppose that's why they have the mask.
05:12It's sexist.
05:14Sex sells, Gertie.
05:15Uh, Mr. Murphy, before you get yourself sued, I think Gertie has a point.
05:19She'll be better used at her desk, where she is very much appreciated.
05:23Gertie, you can take that off now.
05:25Don't even think about it, Dick.
05:30I want results, Mike.
05:32And I want them today.
05:34Today, Mike.
05:36Mike, just get on the phones and hire a student or something, will you?
05:40Make sure they have a driver's license.
05:44I can't lose this job.
05:46I live in the company house.
05:48Somebody will buy the station, right?
05:50Yes.
05:51But who's going to want to buy two old fellers like us?
06:03Frig.
06:06You okay?
06:07Yeah, just dumb cutting board.
06:09Want some help?
06:10I'm not an idiot.
06:12No, this place just sucks.
06:13What kind of wood shop doesn't have a planer?
06:17What's your name?
06:19Fox.
06:22Jennifer.
06:23Fox is just a dumb nickname.
06:25I'm sick of it.
06:27I'm Brad.
06:29Did you go to St. Bridget's?
06:32So?
06:33Nah, it's cool.
06:35I know a couple kids from there.
06:39Hey, me and my friends are having a field party tonight, up at the quarry.
06:42Why don't you come?
06:44I got a boyfriend, arsehole.
06:45It's not like that.
06:47Bring him.
06:47Bring whoever.
06:48Hey.
06:50Cutting boards aren't going to cut themselves.
06:56See you tonight?
06:57See you tonight?
06:57Stage combat is the illusion of danger.
07:18The minute the audience is worried about you getting hurt, it's the game over.
07:22Right?
07:22You just lost them.
07:23It's called fight choreography for a reason.
07:26You're dancing, right?
07:29Perfect.
07:30I was a lover, not a fighter.
07:32Giddy up.
07:36Oh, calm, dishonorable, vile submission.
07:40Tybalt, you rat catcher.
07:42Will you walk?
07:43What wouldst thou have with me?
07:44Oh, good king of cats.
07:46Nothing but one of your nine lives.
07:49I am for you.
07:51I don't believe you.
07:52She's got a knife on you, man.
07:54Protect yourself.
07:55Good, excellent.
08:03I am for you.
08:04Come, sir.
08:05You're a passato.
08:07Gentlemen, for shame.
08:09Forbear this outrage.
08:11Hold, Tybalt.
08:12Good Mercutio.
08:13Ah!
08:13I'm hurt.
08:22A plague of both your houses.
08:25They've made worse meat of me.
08:29I was a natural.
08:31If there was one thing I was good at, it was getting my ass kicked.
08:34Yeah!
08:35Right on.
08:38You're born for this, buddy.
08:42God, that muffler's so bloody loud, even I can hear it.
08:55Get used to it till payday.
08:57Oh, that reminds me.
08:59Could I just borrow a few bucks, you know, for the moose license?
09:03You've got about as much chance of killing a moose as I do.
09:07Well, the way you're driving, that's almost inevitable.
09:10Yeah.
09:11Oh, flying friggers, we're getting pulled over.
09:14Pigs, where?
09:16Oh, do we need to toss anything?
09:17Good day, officer.
09:25You've been caught in BOAQ's winner spotlight.
09:28Pick a lucky envelope for your chance to win $25, $50, or $100.
09:32Oh, I'm sorry we can't.
09:34My husband...
09:34Could you give us a moment, sir?
09:38Don't you start.
09:39Look, if we win $100, then there's a little something in it for both of us.
09:44Just think of it as God's way of saying he wants you to have a muffler.
09:49And he wants me to have a moose.
09:52Hmm?
09:53Fine.
09:54But it might find out.
09:55I'm just kidding.
09:56Well, I think we're ready to play.
09:57Yeah.
09:58Yeah.
10:04Come here.
10:05Ah!
10:07Look, I like making out just as much as the next fill up, and I'm going to be late for a fancy night.
10:11Okay, no, no, no, no.
10:11Shut it, shut it.
10:13Do you want to go to a party tonight?
10:15Richie's having a party?
10:16No.
10:17Tina?
10:18No.
10:18We don't have any of her friends.
10:20Okay, it's this guy Brad from my shop class.
10:22Brad, a boy who could use power tools.
10:25Oh, well.
10:26I had a good run.
10:28I don't want to go.
10:29Come on.
10:30Rodney can drive us.
10:32It'll be fun at the field party.
10:33Like a garden party?
10:34Oh, sucky baby.
10:36Never been to a field party before?
10:39Break off, loser.
10:40Why now?
10:40You're in my office.
10:42What happens at a field party?
10:44Beer?
10:44Smokes?
10:46Got mattresses and everything up there?
10:47More cushion for the cushion.
10:50Gross.
10:51Better be careful, though.
10:52Kids from the Protestant schools go drinking up there, too.
10:55They can get a little tangly.
10:57How so?
10:58Fights me.
11:00Oh.
11:00Why would we fight the Protestant kids?
11:02We don't even know them.
11:04Because they're Protestants, but you don't need a reason.
11:07You ever heard of Irish Troubles?
11:08It's in your culture.
11:10Mind your own business, Jason.
11:11Look, you got your theater, Geeks, but I never met anyone since we came here.
11:22Please?
11:22Every instinct I had told me to say no.
11:25But she was the one person I could never say no to.
11:28Sure.
11:29Whatever you want.
11:30I love you.
11:31If you need someone to buy your beer, you know, I could call them.
11:35Loser.
11:44You gone, Dad?
11:46Oh, uh, hi.
11:49Am I in the right place?
11:52Sorry.
11:53Uh, I thought you were my father.
11:58You were very obviously not.
12:00You, uh, you are...
12:01Are you here to pick up a prize, or...?
12:08Oh, no, I'm here about the job.
12:10The stickers?
12:13It's yours.
12:14You got it.
12:17That's it?
12:17There's no interview or anything?
12:20Right.
12:21Um, yes, I have, uh, a question for you here.
12:30Somewhere, um...
12:31Some...
12:33God, I...
12:35Do you have a driver's license?
12:39Yeah.
12:40Oh.
12:41Then you're hired.
12:49Friggin' thing won't come off!
12:51Packing Commander Q.
12:53Here, where there's, uh, turpentine.
12:56Nature's do-over.
12:58Oh, good God.
12:59Sticking more!
13:00Oh, what's wrong with the car now?
13:02Nothing.
13:03The muffler's afternoon again.
13:04We got no money to fix that.
13:06Not until payday.
13:07Or do we?
13:09What?
13:09Why don't you go in the house and relax?
13:11Hell of a day, Mary.
13:12I got some bad news.
13:14Well, you can tell me inside.
13:16Yeah.
13:17Oh, God.
13:18I almost forgot.
13:20Mr. Murphy will kill me if I don't stick this on the car.
13:22Mike, no!
13:22Oh, God!
13:29Can't friggin' believe it.
13:36You gotta hold that door or she'll fly open.
13:38She don't close.
13:40You sure this is safe?
13:42Yeah, it's fine.
13:43Unless it rains.
13:44Then you gotta pull this string to move the wiper.
13:50You need gas.
13:51None of that stuff works.
13:53How do you know if you run out of gas?
13:55The car stops.
13:57Duh.
13:57Do you even have your license?
14:01Yeah, he's got his letters from it.
14:03Same thing.
14:04I wasn't worried about the field party anymore.
14:06I'd never make it there, so why worry?
14:08We should get gas.
14:10Got no money?
14:11But we'll chip in.
14:12Okay.
14:18How much we got?
14:20Almost five bucks.
14:22That's pretty good.
14:26What?
14:26What yet?
14:27Silky babies?
14:29What are you doing here?
14:30Getting some air for me pedal bike, losers.
14:33I was gonna go check out the field party.
14:35Got beer money, do ya?
14:37It's gas money.
14:38Can't show up to a field party without beer.
14:40You'd be killed.
14:41He's not wrong.
14:43I'll buy it for you if she gives me two.
14:45Six in a box.
14:46Each gets one.
14:47And I guess two.
14:49I'm a grown-up.
14:52No way.
14:53Wait.
14:54Let's get beer.
14:56But you buy it.
14:57Me?
14:57Why not him?
15:00Because we can't show up at the janitor, and you look the oldest.
15:03Hey, I'm older.
15:04Yeah, but you're an idiot.
15:05Oh.
15:06Come on.
15:07You can do it.
15:08I just couldn't say no to her.
15:21Decisions, decisions.
15:22How hard could it be?
15:35I was a trained actor.
15:37Hello, me love.
15:41Hell of a day, huh?
15:42Figured I'd crack a cold one.
15:44Oh, no smokes for me today.
15:45The missus is after me to quit.
15:47She did want me to get a lottery ticket, though.
15:49I mean, can you believe it?
15:51You know, you ask me, the herders are quitting the smokes.
15:53I always use my lucky number.
15:561970.
15:58The year I was born.
16:08Shop over, losers.
16:10Takes a real man to buy beer.
16:1235, bitch.
16:32Wicked.
16:33I was out of my comfort zone.
16:36It was like Wicker Man meets Degrassi.
16:39Hey, you made it.
16:39That's Brad?
16:40Here.
16:41It's just like drinking lemonade.
16:43Everything's cooler with a cooler.
16:45Fox's new friend was my new bully.
16:47Uh, these are my friends, Mark and Richie.
16:50And, uh, that's my brother, Rodney.
16:53It was a trap.
16:56Guys, come on, don't be weird.
16:57Say hi.
16:58I'm Jason.
17:00I'm the, uh...
17:00Janitor.
17:02Hey.
17:03What's going on?
17:06So, Mark, you gonna tell her?
17:08Wait, you know him?
17:10Oh, well.
17:11At least I was gonna pass my Lord of the Flies quiz.
17:15So how much did you win?
17:18Just a hundred.
17:20I hope it was worth it.
17:22Oh, Mike.
17:23It's only a game.
17:24Denounce the names of the winners on the radio, Mary.
17:28What am I gonna tell my boss when he asks me if you're the same Mary Critch who won a hundred bucks on VOAQ?
17:33There's something else.
17:36What is it you wanted to tell me?
17:37Don't go changing the topic.
17:39Tell me.
17:42He's selling the station.
17:44What?
17:45Well, screw him, then.
17:47Oh, for love of God.
17:50Look.
17:50I'm owed $50, which is the exact amount for my moose license.
17:56We don't even have a deep freeze.
17:59This is Newfoundland.
18:00I'll toss it in a snowbank.
18:02Just keep the money, all right?
18:04It doesn't matter anymore.
18:06A hundred bucks.
18:07Is that the price of loyalty around here now?
18:10And what if the new boss says we can't live here, Mary?
18:12What then, hey?
18:13This rent's gonna be a hell of a lot more than a hundred bucks.
18:16Mike.
18:17I can't believe you St. Bridget's suckers actually came.
18:26But you asked us.
18:28He tricked you.
18:29He wants your brother.
18:30What?
18:30Yeah?
18:32Well, you can't hit a teacher.
18:34Oh, man.
18:37You're not a teacher.
18:39Come on.
18:40You've got to get out of here.
18:41I spent my whole life running away, but no longer.
18:50What this situation called for was more drama.
18:53No cop.
18:55Dishonorable, vile submission.
18:57For Frank's sake.
18:58Hey, this is our field.
19:12We go to Beaconsville.
19:13You Catholics better shag off from where you came from.
19:16You're St. Reedus.
19:17We were St. Bridget's.
19:18But none of that matters anymore.
19:20Look, we're wholly hurt now.
19:21We fight together.
19:27Nothing brings people together like a common enemy.
19:33Get over here.
19:36Back to the car.
19:38Back to the car.
19:39Go, go, go.
19:40As Shakespeare once said, cowards die many times before their deaths.
19:44The valiant never taste of death but once.
19:47I would live to die another day.
19:54Hey, Dick.
19:55You want to meet the new girl I hired?
19:57Do I?
19:58Do I?
20:10Where's your toe?
20:17Dick Dunphy.
20:18Meet.
20:20Logo girl.
20:22Well, hello, me lovely.
20:24I gotta say, it feels out there so pretty.
20:30Hi.
20:32Dad.
20:33What?
20:34Oh, no.
20:35Oh, no.
20:36No, no.
20:36Stop staring at her.
20:43That outfit is sexist.
20:46I'm gonna give you two some space.
20:48Hey, really nice meeting you.
20:53You, you can't work here.
20:55I don't want you living the same kind of life I did.
21:00I waited in that diner for hours for you.
21:02So you don't get a say in the kind of life I'll have.
21:07You lost that right when you walked out on mine.
21:11And I don't need a father.
21:14But I do need a job.
21:17You weren't there for me when I needed you,
21:19so please don't stand in my way now that I don't.
21:21You're crazy.
21:44Crazy about you.
21:45Some things are worth fighting for.
21:47Some people, too.
21:48Crap, we're out of gas.
21:54Idiot.
21:55You're the one who spent the gas money on beer.
21:57Cops.
21:58Act sober.
21:59We are sober.
22:00They stole our beer.
22:13Is there a problem, officer?
22:16Hi.
22:16I'm Logo Girl.
22:18Pick an envelope for your chance to win up to $100.
22:26Sometimes you find yourself in the right place at the right time.
22:34And if you're there with the right people,
22:36well, it doesn't get any better than that.
22:39Making new friends is great,
22:41but keeping old ones, that's the best.
22:44It's great.
22:53It's good to see.
22:53It's great.
22:57It's great.
22:57Transcription by CastingWords
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