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00:00The End
00:23Well, there you are, Agarn.
00:26Your share of this month's profits.
00:27Gee, Sarge, this is the most money you ever paid me
00:30Well, after all, you've been a hard-working, loyal employee of O'Rourke Enterprises
00:34And this saloon has turned out to be a gold mine
00:36Knock on wood
00:37Sarge! Somebody's after us
00:41A note on that thing
00:42I don't need no note, I got the message from the knife
00:45I am in the alley next to the saloon, come quick
00:49Your cousin, Pierre
00:51I got no cousin, Pierre
00:53But I do, he's a fur trapper in Canada
00:56Fur trapper?
00:57Yeah
00:57Cousin Wanda, c'est moi!
01:10Who is he?
01:12Can he be trusted?
01:13Oh, sure
01:14He's my best friend
01:15This is Sergeant O'Rourke
01:17Sarge, this is my cousin
01:19Pierre Eganyar
01:22Otherwise known as Lucky Pierre
01:24Glad to meet you
01:25Glad to meet you
01:27Pleasure, Sergeant
01:29Excuse me
01:30I cannot be seen
01:31I must stay out of sight
01:33Listen, if you're so lucky
01:35Why are you hiding in an alley?
01:36I'm being pursued by crocs
01:38They want to steal my furs
01:40They want to steal my furs
01:40Voila
01:41These are worth our fortune
01:43I never saw that kind of fur before
01:46Ah, you are right, monsieur
01:47I developed this myself
01:49Through careful crossbreeding
01:51I mated the lynx
01:53With a marmoset
01:54What do you call it?
01:56Minx
01:56Oh, that's very clever of you
01:59Lucky
02:00Crossbreeding, huh?
02:01I'm also thinking of mating
02:03Fox
02:04With my minx
02:05You could call it a fink
02:06Very good cousin
02:11Very good
02:12Or
02:12You could even cross
02:13A lynx
02:14And a fox
02:15And you'd have a lox
02:16Never mind the crossbreeding
02:19Now listen
02:19If you're worried about somebody
02:20Getting at those pelts
02:21Why don't you leave them
02:22With our friends
02:22The Hikawis
02:23But they're Indians, no?
02:25They are Indians, yes
02:26But they're our friends
02:27We do business with them
02:28Yeah, you'll be safe up there
02:29Now listen
02:29You go up and tell them
02:30We sent you
02:31Their camp is just about
02:31Three miles off the road
02:32Up near the lake
02:33Very good
02:34I go there after dark
02:35All right
02:36We'll see you tomorrow, Lucky
02:37Come on, Egon
02:38Au revoir, mes amis
02:39That means goodbye in French
02:41Ah, Egon
02:46Your cousin Lucky Pierre
02:47Has really brought us some luck
02:48He has?
02:49Well, don't you get it
02:50We're going in the fur business with him
02:51He's got the pelts
02:52We got the Hikawis squaws
02:54To make them into fur coats
02:55Sarge, you're right
02:57We'll make a fortune
02:58Off those minx, finks, and rocks
02:59Not you, Dobbs
03:11Dobbs was just trying out his new bugle
03:15Ain't it a beauty?
03:17Captain requisitioned it for me
03:18Listen to this
03:19Now we know what happened to the old one
03:24It committed suicide
03:25Now Dobbs just has to practice with this new
03:30Tramp, tramp, tramp
03:31Along the highway
03:33Tramp, tramp, tramp
03:35The road is free
03:36For crampers and Canucks
03:38Virginians and Canucks
03:40Captain Dick's own infantry
03:43Captain Dick's own infantry
03:46Sergeant Ramston
03:52Royal Canadian Mounted Police
03:54We always get our man
03:56Welcome to Fort Courage, Sergeant
03:58Hey, look here
04:00He's got wheels on this thing
04:02Just a clever innovation of mine
04:05A first for the Mounties
04:07A sled with retractable wheels
04:10We bring you to Fort Courage, Sergeant
04:12I am looking for a fugitive from justice
04:14A notorious fur thief
04:17I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
04:18What's his name?
04:20They call him
04:21Lucky Pierre
04:23Pierre
04:23Hmm?
04:24Ha, ha, ha!
04:54Sarge, I'm sure my cousin can explain this.
05:20Ah, you and your crooked relatives.
05:21Wait a minute, Sarge.
05:23My relatives are as honest as the day is long.
05:26Oh, yeah?
05:26What about that cousin of yours down in Mexico,
05:28that bandit El Diablo?
05:30Well, the days are shorter in Mexico.
05:34Maybe we could make as much on the reward
05:36as we could at the fur coat business.
05:37Reward?
05:38Sure.
05:39Sarge, you can't turn in lucky, Pierre.
05:40He's my cousin, son of my Aunt Charlene,
05:43who was married to my Uncle Harry,
05:45who was my mother's favorite,
05:46next to Habertha Seymour,
05:47who's married to the lovely Lily Farquart,
05:50who lived in the big house on the hill
05:52next to the Langtons,
05:53whose daughter, Shirley, married...
05:55Hey, Bart.
05:55Walensky.
05:56Walensky?
05:57Yeah.
05:58Shirley married Irving Walensky,
06:00whose son, Malvin,
06:00I mean...
06:01I won't turn your cousin in
06:04until I talk to him.
06:05But, he better have a good explanation.
06:20Now that you've got a new bugle,
06:22why don't you requisition new lips?
06:26Proof!
06:27Sheet, hut!
06:28F, troop, fall, present, counterforce, hut!
06:30Thank you, Sergeant.
06:31At ease, man.
06:32At ease.
06:33Now, today,
06:35I would like you all to meet
06:36Sergeant Ramsden
06:37of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
06:41We always get our man.
06:44That's true.
06:45That's true.
06:46And as a matter of fact,
06:47that's what has brought him to Fort Courage.
06:50He is looking for a notorious
06:51French-Canadian fur thief
06:53named Lucky Pierre.
06:56Now, I want you all to cooperate
06:58and be neighborly
06:59to our good neighbor from the north
07:01while he's here
07:02in the neighborhood.
07:04Uh, Sergeant Ramsden,
07:05could you give the men
07:06a description of this thief?
07:07I have found my man.
07:10Corporal Agarn?
07:11Oh, no, he can't be the man.
07:13Oh, Sergeant,
07:13you must be mistaken.
07:14I'd know this face anyplace,
07:16even though he has cleverly
07:18shaved off his mustache and beard.
07:20You're cunning, Pierre.
07:21Now, wait a minute.
07:22Didn't you say this fur thief
07:23was a French-Canadian?
07:25Corporal Agarn speaks English
07:26as well as anyone from New Jersey.
07:28In the three years
07:30I've been tracking him,
07:31it has possibly lost his accent.
07:33But I will give him a test.
07:35A test?
07:36The French have great difficulty
07:38pronouncing the letters
07:39T-H-T-H.
07:42Take it after me.
07:44Thoughtful thinkers think
07:44thoughtful thoughts
07:45through thick and thin.
07:46Thoughtful thinkers
07:47think thoughtful thoughts
07:48through thick and thin.
07:49Ah, you see there, Sergeant?
07:50Yeah.
07:51And if Peter Piper picked
07:52a pack of pickled peppers,
07:53how many pickled peppers
07:53did Peter Piper picked?
07:54Very good, Agarn.
07:58I always have trouble with that.
08:00Peter Piper picked...
08:01I'd still say he's French.
08:04How long have you been
08:05in the cavalry?
08:05Ten years.
08:06How long have you been
08:06in Fort Courage?
08:07Four years.
08:08When was your last furlough?
08:09A year ago, last March.
08:10Where'd you go?
08:11Canada, to visit
08:11my cousin Pierre.
08:12Help to fire with this
08:13throw this man in iron.
08:15Now, wait a minute.
08:16He hasn't done anything.
08:17Sergeant O'Rourke is right.
08:18Corporal Agarn
08:19is not his cousin's keeper.
08:21He may be his accomplice.
08:23I suggest you confine
08:24this man to quarters.
08:25I know his cousin
08:26is in this area
08:27and I'm sure Lucky Pierre
08:28will make some attempt
08:29to contact him.
08:30Well, under the circumstances,
08:32I guess it's the only thing to do.
08:34I'm sorry, Corporal,
08:35but I'm going to have
08:36to confine you to your quarters.
08:37I understand, sir.
08:39Sergeant, dismiss the troop.
08:41Pissar!
08:41Troop!
08:43Dispressed!
08:45Hey, Agarn.
08:46Are you really in cohoots
08:47with your cousin Lucky Pierre?
08:48Do you think you'd get me
08:49a fur coat wholesale?
08:50No, I'm not in cohoots
08:53and I'm not going
08:53to get you a fur coat!
09:03Hi, Wilton.
09:04Hi, Jane.
09:05Sergeant Ramsden,
09:06I'd like you to meet
09:07Wrangler Jane.
09:08This is Sergeant Ramsden
09:09of the Royal Canadian
09:10Mounted Police.
09:11We always get our man
09:12and we get our woman, too.
09:16I dream of Wrangler
09:24with the light yellow hair
09:27floating like a vapour
09:29If he sings any higher,
09:30those dogs will tear him apart.
09:32Summer air
09:33Many were the wild notes
09:35her merry voice would pour
09:37Many were the blize birds
09:38that warbled them all
09:40Sarge, what are we going to do
09:41about my cousin?
09:42Don't worry about it.
09:43I'll go up to the Hakawi camp
09:44and see if Pierre is telling
09:45the truth and, well,
09:46then I'll figure out
09:47what to do.
09:49Thanks, Sarge.
09:50On the soft summer air
09:55Oh, that was just beautiful,
09:59Sergeant Ramsden.
10:00Don't be formal, my dear.
10:02My friends call me
10:03the Singing Mountie.
10:06Jane, I think you'd better go.
10:07Sergeant Ramsden
10:08has a lot of work to do.
10:09Yes, I'm going to run down
10:10a couple of leads on the case.
10:12Would you, uh,
10:13care to join me
10:14in the sled, my dear?
10:16My dogs are waiting
10:18with wagging tails.
10:20I'd rather be fun.
10:22Bye, Wilton.
10:24Jane, I thought
10:24we were going riding.
10:25See you later, Captain.
10:26Marsh!
10:28Tramp, tramp, tramp
10:29along the highway
10:31Tramp, tramp, tramp
10:33the road is free
10:34Oh, uh, Captain,
10:35I want to go search the area
10:36and see if I can find
10:36this lucky Pierre.
10:37I think the only tail
10:39that's wagging is his.
10:42Oh, uh, nothing, Sergeant.
10:44Nothing.
10:44Well, what is it?
10:45Uh, I said I'd like
10:46to go see if I can
10:47find lucky Pierre.
10:48Oh, uh...
10:49...
10:53...
10:54...
11:03Voila, mes amis.
11:20You're about to have the pleasure of tasting a gourmet's delight.
11:24You taste first, crazy cat.
11:33No, not to you. You're the chief.
11:36If you want to be like chief, you taste first.
11:39If you taste first, maybe I be chief.
11:41Please, I will taste first.
11:44Oh, la, la, Pierre. You've done it again.
11:56Hey, Wild Eagle, crazed.
11:59Listen, Lucky Pierre.
12:01Where is my cousin?
12:02He's under house arrest, thanks to you.
12:04But I would never do anything to cause the arrest of my cousin Randolph,
12:09the son de ma tante Becky,
12:11who was married to Uncle Freddy,
12:12who was my mother's favorite brother,
12:15whose sister Zelda...
12:16All right, Pierre.
12:18Wilensky?
12:19So you're a crook.
12:20I'm a crook?
12:21Well, all I know is that the Mounties never go after the wrong man.
12:25Please, Sergeant, you must believe me.
12:30Sacrebleu.
12:31I should have thought of it before.
12:33Thought of what?
12:34This must be the work of the most infamous fur teeth in all Canada.
12:38Who's that?
12:39The Burglar of Banff.
12:40The Burglar of Banff.
12:43It was so clever he once stole a beaver coat.
12:46Well, what's so clever about that?
12:48It was still on the beaver.
12:49Yeah, well, I don't think there is a burglar of Banff.
12:52Come on.
12:53All right, Sergeant.
12:54Au revoir, crazy pussy.
12:59Wild eagle.
13:00My only regret is that we could not go into the fur coat business together.
13:04It would have made a fortune for you,
13:06for the tribe,
13:08for Sergeant Aurore,
13:09for all of us.
13:11Uh,
13:12just a minute here, Pierre.
13:13I'd like to hear a little more about this Burglar of Banff.
13:18What happened, Sarge?
13:36This cousin of yours is a pretty persuasive fellow.
13:39Now, he keeps telling me he's innocent.
13:40Oh, you can believe him, Sarge.
13:42He may be a crook, but he's not a liar.
13:45Pierre tells me that this Mountie may be looking for another fur thief altogether.
13:48Somebody called the Burglar of Banff.
13:51Captain, I assure you,
13:54I am closing in.
13:57I am tightening the noose on Lucky Pierre.
14:00Well, I don't think you'll ever take him by surprise.
14:02It's pretty hard to sneak up on a man
14:04when you're singing tramp, tramp, tramp at the top of your voice.
14:09Captain, I never have to worry about that.
14:11With my new techniques in criminology,
14:14do you realize that I can sift the ashes of a campfire
14:18and know exactly how long the fire has been burning,
14:21what food the man was eating,
14:23and how tall he is?
14:25You can tell all that just from sifting the ashes?
14:27On a good day, I can even tell the color of his eyes.
14:31If you can do all that,
14:32how come you've never found Lucky Pierre?
14:34I've never found his campfire.
14:38And then how do you know he's in this area?
14:41I've been following him by the broken twig method.
14:47Come in.
14:50Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
14:52I didn't realize you were busy.
14:54No, no, no.
14:54Come in, O'Rourke.
14:55Sergeant Ramseyden was just giving me a lecture on criminology.
14:58Well, that must be very fascinating.
14:59Of course, I didn't mean to interrupt.
15:01As a matter of fact, it is fascinating, Sergeant.
15:04For instance,
15:06do you know I can take one look at you
15:08and tell exactly where you've been this morning?
15:10You can?
15:11A little clay dust on your boots.
15:14You've been off the fort.
15:15Oh, yeah, well, I went into town, sir.
15:18Pants a bit shiny.
15:20You've been riding some distance.
15:23Oh, yes, well, I was out looking for Lucky Pierre.
15:25Gravy stains on your uniform.
15:27You had pork and beans for lunch.
15:28Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, right again, Sergeant.
15:32What do we hear?
15:34Captain Harminer, come take a look.
15:37What is it, Sergeant?
15:39Look for yourself.
15:41What do you see under this magnifying glass?
15:44A big fat thumb.
15:46Captain, what am I holding with that thumb?
15:49Big fat finger.
15:51Captain, don't you see?
15:52It is a hair of a fur-bearing animal.
15:55Oh, yes, I guess it is at that.
15:57Ah, well, when I was out in the woods, sir, you see, this squirrel ran right up my arm.
16:03I just thought this is not the hair of a squirrel, Captain Parmenter.
16:07This is a hair of the fur of the rare and valuable mink.
16:12A fur that is known to be in the possession of Lucky Pierre.
16:15Well, maybe that squirrel was playing around with a mink.
16:18Yeah, well, I certainly don't have any idea how that hair got on my shirt, Sergeant.
16:23I mean...
16:24Well, I do.
16:25Oh?
16:25Is it not true that you sleep in the same barracks with Corporal Agarn, the cousin of Lucky Pierre?
16:30Yes.
16:31Well, it's obvious that a big, healthy man like you must sleep with the windows open.
16:36Oh, sure.
16:37What are you getting at, Sergeant?
16:38I submit to you that Corporal Agarn has made contact with his cousin, and the wind from
16:45the open window blew the fur from his uniform to O'Rourke's.
16:52Oh, I can't believe this of Agarn.
16:54It proves conclusively Lucky Pierre is in this area.
17:00I'm going to make a reconnaissance.
17:03I'll be back by sunset.
17:04Oh, and I must ask both of you not to reveal these findings to Corporal Agarn.
17:14You have our word.
17:15Good.
17:19I really can't believe this, Sergeant.
17:21Well, I admit it looks pretty bad for my buddy, sir, but I...
17:25For my files.
17:27Sir, I heard some fur traders over at the saloon talking, and they said that the real
17:36culprit that you should be looking for was a notorious fur thief known as the Burglar
17:40of Banff.
17:42Burglar of Banff?
17:44Oh, no, I think that's just a name that Lucky Pierre uses to throw people off the track.
17:48No, no, I don't believe that, Captain.
17:50You know, Sergeant, I may not be able to sing, but I am a bit of a criminologist myself.
17:54You are, sir?
17:55Fur thieves steal furs from people who trap furs, right, Sergeant?
18:00Right.
18:00Now, Sergeant, who around Fort Courage goes in for trapping furs?
18:05Well, I don't know who.
18:06Indians.
18:07Oh, sure.
18:08We are going to look for Lucky Pierre in the Hikawi camp.
18:14Captain, I tell you we're on a wild goose chase.
18:16No, we're on a wild mink chase.
18:18You can be a criminologist with a sense of humor, too.
18:24Well, listen, you better let me talk to Wild Eagle.
18:26I mean, he might not talk as freely in front of you.
18:28No, no, no.
18:29I'm just going to explain to the chief that all we're looking for is a little information
18:32on Lucky Pierre.
18:33Hey, Wild Eagle.
18:34Hey, how are you there?
18:36Listen, Captain Parmenter here is looking for some information about Lucky Pierre, who
18:39he thinks is a fur thief.
18:41Of course, I told him that you hadn't seen Lucky Pierre and that if Lucky Pierre was
18:45here, that he'd be hiding in a teepee.
18:47Sergeant O'Rourke, speak truth, Captain.
18:50We not see this man, Lucky Pierre?
18:52Well, how do you know you haven't seen him?
18:53You may have seen him and not know it.
18:55I mean, I don't think you'd walk into camp and say, hi there, Chief Wild Eagle.
18:58I'm Lucky Pierre, the fur thief.
19:00No, no, you don't understand, Captain.
19:01Now, you see, Wild Eagle knows all about fur thief.
19:03Why, he could recognize Lucky Pierre a mile away.
19:06Nevertheless, Sergeant, I think the chief should have some idea of what he looks like.
19:09Now, he can best be described as Corporal Agarn with a French accent.
19:16No man like that been around a colleague camp.
19:20Chief Wild Eagle, ready to taste delicious bouillabaisse?
19:23Ah, bouillabaisse.
19:24Bouillabaisse?
19:25That's a French dish.
19:26No, no, that's an Indian dish.
19:28You see, the French took it from the Indians.
19:30Now, bouillabaisse means bark of tree and baisse means soup.
19:34So bouillabaisse is soup of bark of tree.
19:36Oh, no, go ahead, Chief.
19:39Don't let us interrupt your meal.
19:41Just take one taste.
19:47Ooh la la, that's good.
19:49Ooh la la?
19:50That's an old Indian saying, yes.
19:52You see, ooh means hot and la means very.
19:55So ooh la la means very, very hot.
19:58I suppose that fur coat is squirrel.
20:10Now, Lucky Pierre is around here someplace and I'm going to find him.
20:14Now, Captain, really, I, uh, listen, you've got to find Lucky Pierre and get him out of here.
20:18I not know where he is.
20:20I know where he is.
20:21I've got him, Sergeant.
20:24You should never cook with garlic.
20:25Mais mon, Captain, I'm going to serve.
20:27Captain, listen, I've got to be honest with you.
20:29Now, I knew that Lucky Pierre was here all the time,
20:31but police convinced me that he is not the fur thief
20:33and I didn't want that smug Mountie to be getting the wrong man.
20:36Sergeant, I don't like that singing Mountie any more than you do,
20:39but the evidence is clear.
20:40The singing Mountie?
20:42But he's my friend.
20:44I taught him to sing Frère Jacques.
20:47That's the only song he hasn't sung.
20:49That is his favorite.
20:51He goes around always singing.
20:53Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques, dormez-vous, dormez-vous.
20:58Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines.
21:01Dindon, da, dindon, da.
21:04Sergeant, this man is guilty.
21:07How can you tell that, Captain?
21:08Because he is imitating a baritone and the singing Mountie is a tenor.
21:12Mais mon, Captain, the singing Mountie is a baritone, I swear.
21:17He is?
21:17A captain.
21:18Now, just a minute here.
21:19If Lucky Pierre is right, then Sergeant Ramsden is not the real singing Mountie.
21:24I mean, unless his voice is changed.
21:26And who could he be?
21:28The burglar of Banff.
21:32I dream of Wrangler with the light yellow hair floating like a vapor on the soft summer air.
21:46Good work, Captain.
22:11You've captured Lucky Pierre.
22:13I'll take him back to Canada to stand trial.
22:16In the dog sled, you blackguard.
22:19One last song before I leave, my dear.
22:26Just a minute, Sergeant.
22:27Just a minute, Sergeant.
22:27Lucky Pierre, is this the singing Mountie?
22:29No.
22:30This man is an imposter.
22:33Would you sing Frere Jacques, Sergeant?
22:35You mean you believe this fur thief?
22:37Would you just sing Frere Jacques?
22:40I believe that's your key, Sergeant.
22:45Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques, adormez-vous, adormez-
22:51Stop, stop the music.
22:53I accuse this, this tenor of being the burglar of Banff.
23:00Be the burglar of Banff?
23:02This man is mad.
23:04Afraid I'm going to have to place you under arrest, Sergeant Ramsden, or whoever you are.
23:09Not on your life, Captain.
23:10You'll never take the burglar of Banff alive.
23:14Ash!
23:21Dabbs!
23:29Dabby!
23:31Let's put this canary in the cage.
23:33Yes, sir.
23:35Oh, Wilton, I'm so proud of you.
23:36You weren't taking him by him a minute.
23:38No, but you were.
23:39Yeah, he's right.
23:40You were dazzled by his pitchfights.
23:42Oh, I think you're both off.
23:45You hear that?
23:48Why, he's escaped already.
23:49No, look!
23:51I dream of Wrangler with a light yellow hair.
24:20Warm like a vapor on the summer air.
24:25I see her tripping where the bright dreams play.
24:30I dream of Wrangler with a light yellow hair.
24:35No, look!
24:35And you are alive!
24:36You have to be murdered.
24:37No, look!
24:37No, look!
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