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00:00The end of the Civil War was near
00:05Went quite accidentally
00:07A hero who sneezed
00:09Abruptly seized retreat
00:11And reversed it to victory
00:14His medal of honor
00:17Pleased and thrilled
00:18His proud little family group
00:20While pinning it on
00:22Some blood was spilled
00:24And so it was planned
00:25He'd command
00:26Neft Troop
00:27Where Indian fights
00:29Are colorful sights
00:31And nobody takes a licking
00:33Where pale face
00:35And red skin
00:36Both turn chicken
00:38When drilling and fighting
00:40Get them down
00:41They know their morale can't droop
00:43As long as they all relax in town
00:47Before they resume
00:48With a bang and a boom
00:49Neft Troop
00:57Feeding
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01:14Ah, you're smiling, Wild Eagle.
01:42Now, you've got to look vicious. Come on, give us that famous Hakawi war look.
01:45Hakawi, not fighters. We love us.
01:49Why are we always losing picture?
01:51Because we couldn't sell them otherwise.
01:53Let Indian win once. They make good novelty souvenirs.
01:56Yeah, listen, Wild Eagle. Those tomahawks and peace pipes you're making for us are not selling at all.
02:01Hold it.
02:06Not understand to make them unbreakable tomahawk, 90-moon guarantee.
02:11Well, I don't know, but they're not moving.
02:13Now, the blankets are fine. Everybody loves them.
02:15So we're going to need some more. I'd say about two dozen.
02:17No, no. Braves complained they worked last three weekends.
02:20If we don't get them, we're going to lose the season.
02:22They make great gifts for Thanksgiving.
02:24We not celebrate Thanksgiving.
02:26We celebrate Mishaguna Festival.
02:29Festival of Moon.
02:30What do you need for that? Some toothpicks? Extra plates?
02:34We give you more blankets.
02:35You give us something.
02:36We're partners. You get half the profits on the blankets, much wampum.
02:40Not one profits this time.
02:43One something more important.
02:45Chief, you name it and you got it.
02:48Our cannon?
02:49Wild Eagle wants us to give him our cannon?
02:52Not give. Lend. Lend.
02:54They just need it for one night for their moon festival.
02:56That's the only cannon we have if Captain Parma just sees it missing.
02:59How's he going to find out?
03:01We'll take it out after retreat, bring it back in the morning before readily.
03:04But the cannon is the best protection we have against the Shogues.
03:06What have they attacked tonight?
03:07They haven't attacked for months.
03:09Now listen.
03:12Giving an Indian cannon is practically treason.
03:15I won't have anything to do with that.
03:16All right. Go on. Walk out on me.
03:19Just forget that I saved your life.
03:21Well, I'll get somebody else to help me.
03:23Maybe a stranger. He'd do more for me than a long and trusted friend.
03:27And who put that tourniquet on your leg the day the rattlesnake bit you?
03:30And who jumped in the day you fell off your horse crossing the river, huh?
03:34And who threw the surprise birthday party for you?
03:36I'm all right. A dirty, ungrateful rat.
03:38What time do we move the cannon?
03:40Right after retreat.
03:42What about Captain Parma?
03:43Don't worry. I'll take care of him.
03:45If he ever sees the cannon, miss him.
03:46He won't.
03:49He's going to be very busy.
03:51Very busy.
03:52Hi, fellas.
03:53Angler?
03:54You got a minute?
03:55What?
04:00What is it?
04:01Well, now, I'm not supposed to tell you this, but it's about Captain Parmiter.
04:05Wilton?
04:06Poor Wilton.
04:07You know the story of John Alden and Priscilla.
04:10Yes, it's a beautiful story, but what's it got to do with us?
04:14Well, it's about this man that was too bashful to court the girl he loved.
04:18I know, but what's it got to do with us?
04:21Well, now, look, don't ever tell him I told you this, but the captain wants to have dinner
04:28with you, and he's too shy to ask you.
04:31Oh, I'd like that, too.
04:34Uh, would you say at the trading post after retreat tonight?
04:38All right.
04:39I'll meet him there.
04:40Good girl, Wrangler.
04:41I feel like Cupid shooting little arrows into her heart.
04:45Yeah.
04:46Well, if we don't get Captain Parmiter over to that trading post tonight, the Hakawis are
04:50going to be shooting little arrows into your britches.
04:56We picked these for her, Captain.
04:58She'll love them.
04:59Give them to her at dinner time.
05:01Well, are you sure she really wants to have dinner with me?
05:04Captain, didn't you ever hear the story of John Alden and Priscilla?
05:08Yes, but what's that got to do with me?
05:10Well, it's the story of a man who was too shy to court the girl he loved.
05:15Oh, then you're John Alden, and she's Miles Standish?
05:19Wait a minute.
05:21Doesn't that make me Priscilla?
05:23Captain, please, just answer the call of love.
05:27Answer it with flowers.
05:29Gentlemen, the call of duty comes first.
05:31Sound retreat.
05:33Paul in!
05:34Retreat!
05:36Captain, I can't play retreats yet.
05:40Well, I thought you'd been taking lessons.
05:42Well, I have.
05:42I learned to play Dixie.
05:44It's a Confederate song.
05:46Where did you learn that?
05:47Well, I think my teacher's from Georgia.
05:50Well, do the best you can.
05:52Yes, sir.
06:03Fire.
06:03Fire.
06:03Fire.
06:03Fire.
06:03Fire.
06:03Fire.
06:03Fire.
06:04Fire.
06:05Fire.
06:05Fire.
06:07Fire.
06:07Fire.
06:07Fire.
06:07Fire.
06:08Fire.
06:09Fire.
06:09Fire.
06:15Fire.
06:16It's good we only do this twice a day.
06:20Fire.
06:35Show a little respect. Take off your hat.
06:37Yes, sir.
06:39He and that horse practically grew up together.
06:43I should write a letter to Lincoln.
06:46That should I do, a letter to Lincoln.
06:49Shut up. We're outside.
06:57Pull, Raptor.
06:59All right, move them out.
07:15Well, there's your cannon, Chief.
07:17Now you owe me two dozen blankets.
07:18Just one minute.
07:20We've been stuck before by fast-talking pale face.
07:23I tell you, boys, this is the real cannon.
07:25It works perfectly.
07:26Me see first.
07:27If not good, me suit.
07:30Oh, me not suit.
07:31Me, Hakawi.
07:34Me, me, me funny.
07:41Isn't this romantic?
07:43Hmm, yes.
07:44It's like John Alden and Miles Standish.
07:48John Alden and Priscilla.
07:50We do moon dance.
07:52Cloud over face of moon.
07:54We shoot cannon at the clouds.
07:56Rock-a-mock-a-mock-a-mick-a-roo-ma.
08:01Cut them, speeches.
08:02Bring on squaws.
08:04What?
08:04Squaws.
08:05Joint party.
08:09Oh, Wilton.
08:10You're so sweet.
08:14And so thoughtful.
08:18And so kind.
08:19Did you feel that?
08:27Somewhere between thoughtful and kind, I think the earth moved.
08:31I do thank you for that compliment, but you deserve most of the credit.
08:36Wilton Parmely, you're a kiss and bear game.
08:38Come on now, pucker up.
08:43Yahoo!
08:43Yeah, careful now.
08:45You'll bend my saber.
08:50Keep party going.
08:51You say magic words.
08:53Me, fire cannon.
08:55Me, no, sabi, poofsu, akrimatoshi.
09:00Me, no, sabi.
09:02Make a boo-boo.
09:03Make a boo-boo.
09:04Wilton, you sure don't kiss like a boy from Philadelphia.
09:20Did you feel that?
09:22Feel it?
09:23My toes are still tingling.
09:29Make another boom-boom.
09:30Another boom-boom?
09:31Yes.
09:33Make one more boom-boom.
09:34Clouds still cover moon.
09:36You make it.
09:37Me, no dance.
09:38Me, sit this one out.
09:42Boom-boom.
09:47Good night, Jane.
09:48Good night, Wilton.
09:54Oh, Wilton, you're making history tonight.
09:58Good night, Jane.
10:01Wild Eagle, we gotta have this cannon right now.
10:21No, you not take.
10:22We have business agreement.
10:23You take cannon back, you give me two dozen blankets.
10:27I sold him.
10:28Then we keep cannon.
10:29Look, if the captain finds it's missing, we're gonna...
10:32Not touch cannon.
10:34We keep a moon festival.
10:36You've had your festival.
10:37No, cloud.
10:38Cover moon.
10:39How we have moon festival without moon?
10:41What if the shogs attack us?
10:43Then use bow and arrow like Indian to make contest even.
10:47We keep cannon till moon come out.
10:50We cannot go back without this cannon.
10:52Then not go back.
10:53Get Feather's blanket.
10:55Join tribes.
10:55It's cannon's government property.
10:59Honest fun, Wild Eagle.
11:01Give us back the cannon.
11:02It's almost time for reveille.
11:03You get cannon.
11:05After we see moon.
11:07Wild Eagle, we are gonna be court-martialed.
11:11Court-martialed?
11:12Why'd you have to save my life?
11:14Next time I'm drowning, mind your own business.
11:15Hey, Doc.
11:20Wake up.
11:21Huh?
11:22Better blow reveille.
11:23Oh.
11:23Oh.
11:44That's two-ball pressure on the counter for us, sir.
11:50Excellent, corporal.
11:52You may fire the cannon.
11:53Where's our cannon?
11:58Oh, well, sir, you see, sir, we sent the cannon away, sir, to have the bore flaminized and the barrel bominated and polished and refurbished.
12:06Oh.
12:07How long will that take?
12:09I should think about a week, sir.
12:11Here comes Colonel Donnelly, sergeant.
12:14Who?
12:15He's from the inspector general's office, sir.
12:18Captain Farmer.
12:26Yes, sir.
12:26General Ulysses asks Grant's compliments, sir.
12:29The general is on an inspection tour in this area.
12:31He'll be here by noon tomorrow.
12:33Yes, Colonel.
12:33I expect Fort Courage to be in tip-clop condition.
12:37Yes, sir.
12:38I also expect the customary 18-gun salute for the general.
12:43Where's your cannon, Captain?
12:45Cannon?
12:46Oh, oh, we sent the cannon out, sir.
12:48We're having the bore flaminized and the barrel glaminized with polishing and refurbishing.
12:52What?
12:52What are you talking about, Captain?
12:54We sent the cannon to be repaired, sir, so that it would be in first-class condition for the general's visit.
13:00And how did you know the general was going to visit?
13:03Well, we have scouts, sir.
13:04We have scouts everywhere.
13:06Well, that cannon better be back here and in perfect shape for General Grant's visit by noon tomorrow.
13:11If he wants that cannon back by tomorrow at noon, maybe we'd better skip the flaminizing and just glaminate it.
13:32I'm telling you, Sarge, if General Grant shows up here and sees they've got our cannon,
13:36he'll wipe out Fort Courage, F Troop, and the Hakawis.
13:39Wait a minute.
13:43I got an idea.
13:49What are you doing?
13:51Oh, perfect, perfect.
13:53I salute you, General Grant.
13:57Are you joking?
13:58Do you know the penalty for impersonating a general?
14:01Do you know the penalty for giving a cannon U.S. government property to the Indians?
14:06I don't want to do it.
14:08All right.
14:08I'll get a stranger to help me.
14:11He'd do more for me than an old and trusted friend.
14:14Forget the tourniquet that I put on your leg when the rattlesnake bit you.
14:18And who jumped in the river when you fell off the horse.
14:20And who threw the surprise party.
14:22All right.
14:24What time will my beard be ready?
14:25Saddle your horse, Sergeant.
14:29We're going to the gunsmith to fetch back our cannon.
14:31Oh, I'm sorry, sir, but I have to report a most unfortunate incident.
14:34Well, what's that, Sergeant?
14:35Well, Agarn was on his way to fetch back our cannon.
14:38Yeah, yes?
14:39A sneak attack by the Hakawis, sir.
14:40They overpowered him and stole our cannon.
14:43Really?
14:43Seven of them were tommy hawks, sir.
14:45He's badly hurt.
14:47We'll accept the challenge.
14:49Sound the bugle.
14:49We'll attack.
14:50Do you really want all that blood shed, sir?
14:52It's hardly worth it.
14:53I mean, it's going to be all right.
14:56Well, I...
14:56We could negotiate, sir.
14:58Go over there under a flag of truce and bring back our cannon peacefully.
15:02I think we should attack.
15:04Sir, you're already known as the Scourge of the West.
15:07Now, if you would become known as the Great Peacemaker,
15:11I just imagine if Washington were to hear of that,
15:14it could be Colonel Parmenter, sir.
15:17Do you have anything, sir?
15:19I do indeed, Colonel Parmenter.
15:22I'll go see the Hakawis right now.
15:23I think you'd better let me go first, sir.
15:26What, ahead of me?
15:27You know how hostile they can be?
15:28There may be snipers.
15:30I mean, we can spare sergeants,
15:32but hardly a man who's on his way to becoming a colonel.
15:40Dob, Dob, where's our truce flag?
15:43Where's our truce flag?
15:44We're going to go get our cannon back from the Hakawis.
15:45General Grant is coming,
15:47and we have to have everything like the Inspector General said, tip-top.
15:50Are you sure we should go over there, sir?
15:52I mean, there'll only be a handful of us.
15:55Only a handful?
15:56What of it?
15:57Have you forgotten, Dobbs?
15:59They refer to me as the scourge of the West.
16:07Oh, Ken.
16:08Now listen, the captain's going to be here any minute,
16:13and you remember that you're supposed to be hostile.
16:16Hostile?
16:16Right.
16:16What is hostile?
16:21Unfriendly.
16:22No friends.
16:24Why you always make us back?
16:26I keep telling you,
16:27Hakawis, not fighters.
16:30Lovers.
16:31Lovers.
16:31And don't say anything about the blankets.
16:35He's pretty bad about you keeping that cannon.
16:36We not give cannon back.
16:38Well, I'd advise you to give it back.
16:40I'll tell you one thing.
16:41General Grant is in the area,
16:42and if he ever finds out about this and comes over here,
16:45ho, ho, look out.
16:47We bring greetings to brave Hakawis.
16:49We come in peace.
16:51Chief Wild Eagle,
16:57you have our cannon.
17:01We want cannon back.
17:06No, we keep cannon.
17:07Need cannon for festival.
17:09You give us cannon,
17:10we give you many things.
17:13We trade.
17:14What you trade?
17:15First,
17:16we offer you magic fire stick.
17:20Look.
17:24Ooh.
17:25You're very funny.
17:27We got 100 boxes,
17:29magic fire sticks.
17:30What you think,
17:31we rub sticks together?
17:34Sorry about that.
17:35Well,
17:36now,
17:36we offer you
17:37magic
17:38tick-tock.
17:40Listen.
17:41Tick-tock.
17:42Tick-tock.
17:43Tick-tock.
17:45You take one.
17:50Thank you very much.
17:51It does have a better sound than mine.
17:57Now,
17:58we offer you
17:59rare delicacy,
18:01small,
18:02round,
18:02white,
18:02tasty,
18:03fruit of chicken.
18:06Egg?
18:07You give eggs for cannon?
18:09Captain,
18:10we don't seem to be having very much luck.
18:12Perhaps we ought to try.
18:13I will not give up.
18:15Captain,
18:16sir,
18:17can it be?
18:18Yes,
18:18it is,
18:19sir.
18:19Yes,
18:19it is.
18:20General Grant.
18:24What's he doing here?
18:25Now?
18:26Probably heard about this
18:27from one of his scouts.
18:28He's got them everywhere.
18:29by these.
18:44So,
18:45you are Captain
18:46Wooten Parmenter.
18:47At your service, sir.
18:48Well,
18:49I bring regards
18:50from the President
18:50and Mrs. Lincoln.
18:52Had lunch with them
18:52at the White House
18:53yesterday.
18:54You were in Washington
18:55yesterday?
18:56I'm riding ever since.
18:5746 hours in the saddle.
18:59Lucky the wind was with me.
19:01General,
19:02we seem to have
19:03a problem here, sir.
19:05Problem, problem?
19:06Yes,
19:06the Hakawis have borrowed
19:07their,
19:08appropriated our cannon
19:10and they won't give it back, sir.
19:12Outrageous!
19:13Yeah,
19:13well,
19:13I came here to negotiate, sir,
19:14and try to get it back,
19:15but so far,
19:16no luck.
19:17General,
19:18I thought perhaps you
19:19might speak
19:20to the Hakawis.
19:22Yes,
19:22yes,
19:22I will.
19:23Funny thing happened to me
19:24on the way to Aquamatics.
19:26Bob and I,
19:27that's generally,
19:28sipping some sauce.
19:30Like Panberry sauce?
19:34Very good,
19:34you're a card.
19:35What's your name again,
19:36boy,
19:36I forgot?
19:37Wilton Parmenter.
19:38Wilton Parmenter,
19:39well,
19:39I like you,
19:40Parmenter,
19:40like you,
19:40like your saver.
19:41General.
19:42The cannon.
19:44Hakawis,
19:44greet great white general.
19:46Then we greet him,
19:47Hakawis.
19:47Love them all,
19:48love them all.
19:49You got our cannon,
19:50boy,
19:50and you better give it back.
19:52We not gonna give
19:52nothing back.
19:54We talk,
19:55negotiate,
19:56without shouting.
19:57No talk!
19:58I'm a man of action,
19:59big winner at Gettysburg.
20:03Now,
20:03General,
20:04what's your temper?
20:06Yeah,
20:06tell him about it.
20:07He has a terrible time
20:08with his temper.
20:09You not take cannon?
20:11Keep cannon here
20:12till festival,
20:13till moon come,
20:14then festival over.
20:16No,
20:16wait!
20:17You give us
20:18that cannon right now.
20:19I want my 18-gun salute!
20:26Not that much cannon,
20:28spoil moon festival!
20:29Uh,
20:30General,
20:30don't you think
20:31that you ought to warn
20:31the chief
20:32of what he's up against?
20:34Your troops, sir.
20:36By what?
20:37Your troops
20:38over by the hill.
20:39Oh, yes!
20:40I have 3,000 troops
20:42by that hill.
20:43You see those
20:44trubs and trees?
20:45Every one of them
20:46is a soldier.
20:46You ever heard
20:47the camouflage, chief?
20:48Well,
20:49it's up to you
20:49if you want to have
20:50your tribe wiped out
20:51by 3,000 trees.
20:53Uh,
20:53soldiers.
20:54I not see soldiers.
20:57You see soldiers
20:58by hill?
20:59I not see hill.
21:01It's up to you.
21:02You'll see the soldiers.
21:03Are you ready?
21:04When I count three,
21:05I want all of you
21:06trees to charge!
21:07No,
21:08no,
21:08you've done it.
21:09You've made him mad.
21:10He'll wipe you out.
21:11I not give up cannon.
21:13I not see soldiers.
21:15Number one tree!
21:16Bar!
21:20Listen,
21:21it's only a cannon.
21:25Move the cannon
21:25to Fort Currie.
21:28Farewell,
21:29Roaring Chicken.
21:30Farewell,
21:30Wild Eagle.
21:31Captain Parmender,
21:32you have your cannon.
21:46Farewell,
21:48O'Cowey.
21:49Fine further friend.
21:50Peace be with you.
21:52I will wipe you out.
21:59Fake!
22:01Cheat!
22:02Indian give up!
22:03I know you did it
22:12for the good
22:13of the troop,
22:13Sergeant,
22:14but if you ever
22:14do it again...
22:15Robert,
22:15we did it for you,
22:16sir.
22:17We wanted you
22:17to be Colonel.
22:19General Grant
22:20is approaching,
22:21sir!
22:22Dobbs,
22:22Dobbs,
22:22I'm the bugle.
22:23Welcome,
22:23General Grant.
22:24What should I play,
22:26sir?
22:26Play Battle Hymn
22:27of the Republic.
22:29Well,
22:29I don't know that one,
22:30but if you'll hum
22:30a few bars...
22:31Hum a few.
22:36Sir,
22:37ain't that
22:37beautiful dreamer?
22:40You're right.
22:40Don't play that.
22:41Play something else.
22:48Welcome to Fort Courage,
22:50General Grant.
22:51Corporal,
22:52fire the salute.
22:57Fire the salute.
23:27he'll never look natural now without an arrow through his hat i should have been firmer with
23:38sergeant o'rourke wilton there may be a big fat old moon out again tonight corporal agarn too
23:45impersonating an officer a general we should have us another picnic supper well i should have thrown
23:52the book at them well i mean sharks there's nothing so much fun as a little old picnic
23:58any other fort commander would have court-martialed them just like that
24:03a picnic like we had before of course they did do it for the good of the truth
24:07just a little picnic well one thing's for sure after the lecture i gave him it'll be a long
24:14time before either of them gets out of line again
24:16oh yeah looks good to me what do we call it uh how about how about the end of the trail
24:29this will make a great calendar item i got better idea oh what's that
24:35this bigger cellar than blanket
24:45i got better idea oh
24:47what i got better idea oh
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