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00:00The End
00:30ever paid me. Well, after all, you've been a hard-working, loyal employee of O'Rourke
00:33Enterprises, and this saloon has turned out to be a goldmine.
00:36Knock on wood. Sarge! Somebody's after us.
00:41A note on that thing. I don't need no note. I got the message from the knife.
00:45I am in the alley next to the saloon. Come quick.
00:50Your cousin, Pierre. I ain't got no cousin, Pierre.
00:53But I do. He's a fur trapper in Canada. Fur trapper?
00:57Yeah.
01:00Cousin Wanda, c'est moi!
01:10Who is he?
01:11Can he be trusted?
01:13Oh, sure. He's my best friend. This is Sergeant O'Rourke.
01:18Sarge, this is my cousin, Pierre Eganyar, otherwise known as Lucky Pierre.
01:25Glad to meet you.
01:26Glad to meet you.
01:28Pleasure, Sarge.
01:29Sergeant, excuse me. I cannot be seen. I must stay out of sight.
01:34Listen, if you're so lucky, why are you hiding in an alley?
01:36I'm being pursued by crooks. They want to steal my furs.
01:41VoilĂ . These are worth our fortune.
01:44I never saw that kind of fur before.
01:46Ah, you are right, monsieur. I developed this myself.
01:49Through careful cross-breeding, I mated a lynx with a marmoset.
01:54What do you call it?
01:55What do you call it? Minks.
01:56Oh, that's very clever of you, Lucky. Cross-breeding, huh?
02:01I'm also thinking of mating fox with my minks. You could call it a fink.
02:06Very good, cousin. Very good.
02:12Or you could even cross a lynx and a fox, and you'd have a lox.
02:16Never mind the cross-breeding. Now listen, if you're worried about somebody getting at those pelts, why don't you leave them with our friends of Hakawis?
02:23But they're Indians, no?
02:25They are Indians, yes. But they're our friends. We do business with them.
02:28Yeah, you'll be safe up there. Now listen, you go up and tell them we sent you. Their camp is just about three miles off the road up near the lake.
02:33Very good. I go there after dark.
02:36All right, we'll see you tomorrow, Lucky. Come on, Agan.
02:38Au revoir, mes amis. That means goodbye in French.
02:44Ah, Agan, your cousin Lucky Pierre has really brought us some luck.
02:48He has?
02:49Well, don't you get it? We're going in the fur business with him.
02:51He's got the pelts, we got the Hakawis squaws to make them into fur coats.
02:56Sarge, you're right. We'll make a fortune off those minks, finks, and lox.
03:10Not you, Dobbs.
03:13Dobbs was just trying out his new bugle.
03:16Ain't it a beauty? Captain requisitioned it for me. Listen to this.
03:21Now we know what happened to the old one.
03:24It committed suicide.
03:27Now Dobbs just has to practice with this new...
03:30Tramp, tramp, tramp along the highway.
03:33Tramp, tramp, tramp, the road is free.
03:37For Trampers and Canucks, Virginians and Canucks,
03:40Captain Dick's own infantry.
03:43Captain Dick's own infantry.
03:47Sergeant Ramston, Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
03:54We always get our man.
03:57Welcome to Fort Courage, Sergeant.
03:59Hey, look here.
04:01He's got wheels on this thing.
04:03Just a clever innovation of mine.
04:06A first for the Mounties.
04:08A sled with retractable wheels.
04:10We bring you to Fort Courage, Sergeant.
04:12I am looking for a fugitive from justice.
04:15A notorious fur thief.
04:17How many, how many, how many...
04:18What's his name?
04:20They call him...
04:22Lucky Pierre.
04:23Oh, yeah.
04:32What do you mean?
04:35What do you mean?
04:36Yeah.
04:36What do you mean?
04:38What do you mean?
04:40What are you mean,
04:42what do you mean?
04:43What is it different for?
04:45I mean...
04:46Think....
04:49do you mean
04:51you can only
04:51more
04:53Sarge, I'm sure my cousin can explain this.
05:20You and your crooked relatives.
05:21Wait a minute, Sarge.
05:23My relatives are as honest as the day is long.
05:25Oh, yeah?
05:26What about that cousin of yours down in Mexico, that bandit El Diablo?
05:29Well, the days are shorter in Mexico.
05:33Maybe we could make as much on the reward as we could at the fur coat business.
05:36Reward?
05:37Sure.
05:38Sarge, you can't turn in lucky Pierre.
05:40He's my cousin, son of my Aunt Charlene, who was married to my Uncle Harry,
05:44who was my mother's favorite, next to Habertha Seymour,
05:47who's married to the lovely Lily Farquart of the Mosaic Farquarts,
05:51who lived in the big house on the hill next to the Langtons,
05:53whose daughter Shirley married...
05:54Hey, Bart.
05:55Walensky.
05:56Walensky?
05:57Yeah!
05:58Shirley married Irving Walensky, whose son Malvin...
06:00I won't turn your cousin in until I talk to him.
06:05But, he better have a good explanation.
06:20Now that you've got a new bugle, why don't you requisition new lips?
06:25Go!
06:30Thank you, Sergeant.
06:31At ease, man.
06:33Now, today I would like you all to meet Sergeant Ramsden of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
06:40We always get our man.
06:43That's true, that's true
06:46And as a matter of fact, that's what has brought him to Fort Courage
06:49He is looking for a notorious French-Canadian fur thief
06:53Named Lucky Pierre
06:55Now I want you all to cooperate
06:58And be neighborly to our good neighbor from the north
07:01While he's here in the neighborhood
07:03Sergeant Ramsden, could you give the men a description of this thief?
07:07I have found my man
07:09Uncle Legard? Oh no, he can't be the man
07:12Oh, sergeant, you must be mistaken
07:14I'd know this face anyplace
07:16Even though he has cleverly shaved off his mustache and beard
07:20You're cunning, Pierre
07:21Now, wait a minute, didn't you say this fur thief was a French-Canadian?
07:25Corporal Agarn speaks English as well as anyone from New Jersey
07:28In the three years I've been tracking him, it has possibly lost his accent
07:32But I will give him a test
07:34A test?
07:36The French have great difficulty pronouncing the letters T-H-V
07:40Get after me
07:43Thoughtful thinkers think thoughtful thoughts through thick and thin
07:45Thoughtful thinkers think thoughtful thoughts through thick and thin
07:48Ah, you see there, sergeant?
07:50Yeah
07:50And if Peter Piper picked a pack of pickle peppers
07:52How many pickle peppers did Peter Piper pick?
07:56Very good, Agarn
07:57I always have trouble with that
07:59Peter Piker pick...
08:01Still say he's French
08:03How long have you been in the cavalry?
08:05Ten years
08:06How long have you been in Fort Courage?
08:07Four years
08:08When was your last furlough?
08:09A year ago, last March
08:10Where'd you go?
08:11Canada, to visit my cousin Pierre
08:12Help the power of this
08:13Well, this man and I...
08:15Now, wait a minute, he hasn't done anything
08:17Sergeant O'Rourke is right
08:18Corporal Agarn is not his cousin's keeper
08:20He may be his accomplice
08:22I suggest you can find this man to quarters
08:25I know his cousin is in this area
08:27And I'm sure lucky Pierre will make some attempt to contact him
08:30Well, under the circumstances, I guess it's the only thing to do
08:33I'm sorry, Corporal
08:35But I'm going to have to confine you to your quarters
08:37I understand, sir
08:38Sergeant, dismiss the troop
08:40Pissed!
08:41Troop!
08:42Dismissed!
08:45Hey, Agarn
08:46Are you really in cahoots with your cousin lucky Pierre?
08:48Do you think you'd get me a fur coat wholesale?
08:51No, I'm not in cahoots
08:53And I'm not gonna get you a fur coat!
09:00Hi, Wilton
09:04Hi, Jane
09:05Sergeant Ramsden
09:06I'd like you to meet Wrangler Jane
09:07This is Sergeant Ramsden of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police
09:10We always get our man
09:12And we, uh, get our woman, too
09:16I dream of Wrangler with the light yellow hair
09:27Floating like a vapor
09:29If he sings any higher, those dogs will tear him apart
09:31Many were the wild notes her merry voice would pour
09:37Many were the blize birds that warbled them all
09:40Sergeant, what are we gonna do about my cousin?
09:42Don't worry about it
09:43I'll go up to the Hakawi camp and see if Pierre is telling the truth
09:46And, well, then I'll figure out what to do
09:47Floating like a vapor
09:50On the soft summer
09:53Oh, that was just beautiful, Sergeant Ramsden
10:00Don't be formal, my dear
10:02My friends call me the Singing Mountie
10:05Jane, I think you'd better go
10:07Sergeant Ramsden has a lot of work to do
10:09Yes, I'm going to run down a couple of leads on the case
10:12Would you, uh, care to join me in the sled, my dear?
10:16My dogs are waiting with wagging tails
10:20I'd rather be thrilling
10:21Bye, Wilton
10:23Jane, I thought we were going riding
10:25See you later, Captain
10:26Marsh!
10:28Tramp, tramp, tramp
10:29On the highway
10:31Tramp, tramp, tramp
10:33The road is free
10:34Oh, uh, Captain, I want to go search the area
10:36See if I can find this lucky Pierre
10:37I think the only tail that's wagging is his
10:40Oh, uh, nothing, Sergeant, nothing
10:44Well, what is it?
10:45Uh, I said I'd like to go see if I can find lucky Pierre
10:48Oh, uh
10:49Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
11:19Voila, mes amis, you're about to have the pleasure of tasting a gourmet's delight.
11:31You taste first, Crazy Cat.
11:33No, not to you. You're the chief.
11:36If you want to be like chief, you taste first.
11:39If you taste first, maybe I be chief.
11:41Please, I will taste first.
11:49Oh, la, la, Pierre, you've done it again.
11:56Hey, Wild Eagle, Craze.
11:59Listen, Lucky Pierre.
12:01Where is my cousin?
12:02He's under house arrest, thanks to you.
12:04But I would never do anything to cause the arrest of my cousin Randolph.
12:09The son de ma tante Becky, who was married to Uncle Freddy,
12:13who was my mother's favorite brother, who's sister Zelda...
12:16All right, Pierre.
12:18Walensky.
12:18I say you're a crook.
12:20I'm a crook?
12:21Yeah, well, all I know is that the Mounties never go after the wrong man.
12:25Please, Sergeant, you must believe me.
12:29Sacre bleu.
12:31I should have thought of it before.
12:33Thought of what?
12:34This must be the work of the most infamous furtive in all Canada.
12:38Who's that?
12:39The burglar of Banff.
12:41The burglar of Banff.
12:43So clever, he once stole a beaver coat.
12:46What's so clever about that?
12:47It was still on the beaver.
12:49Yeah, well, I don't think there is a burglar of Banff for foot.
12:53Come on.
12:54All right, Sergeant.
12:56Au revoir, crazy pussy.
12:59Wild eagle.
12:59My only regret is that we could not go into the fur coat business together.
13:04It would have made a fortune for you, for the tribe, for Sergeant O'Rourke, for all of us.
13:11Uh, just a minute here, Pierre.
13:13I'd like to hear a little more about this burglar of Banff.
13:18What happened, Sarge?
13:36This cousin of yours is a pretty persuasive fellow.
13:39Now, he keeps telling me he's innocent.
13:40Oh, you can believe him, Sarge.
13:42He may be a crook, but he's not a liar.
13:43Pierre tells me that this Mountie may be looking for another fur thief altogether.
13:48Somebody called the, the burglar of Banff.
13:51Captain, I assure you, I am closing in.
13:56I am tightening the noose on Lucky Pierre.
14:00Well, I don't think you'll ever take him by surprise.
14:02It's pretty hard to sneak up on a man when you're singing tramp, tramp, tramp at the top of your voice.
14:09Captain, I never have to worry about that.
14:11With my new techniques in criminology,
14:14do you realize that I can sift the ashes of a campfire
14:18and know exactly how long the fire has been burning,
14:21what food the man was eating,
14:23and how tall he is?
14:25You can tell all that just from sifting the ashes?
14:27On a good day, I can even tell the color of his eyes.
14:30If you can do all that, how come you've never found Lucky Pierre?
14:34I've never found his campfire.
14:38And then how do you know he's in this area?
14:41I've been following him by the broken twig method.
14:47Come in.
14:51Oh, I'm sorry, sir, I didn't realize you were busy.
14:54No, no, no, come in, O'Rourke.
14:55Sergeant Ramsden was just giving me a lecture on criminology.
14:58Well, that must be very fascinating.
14:59Of course, I didn't mean to interrupt.
15:01As a matter of fact, it is fascinating, Sergeant.
15:04For instance, do you know I can take one look at you
15:08and tell exactly where you've been this morning?
15:10You can?
15:11A little clay dust on your boots.
15:14You've been off the fort.
15:15Oh, yeah, well, I went into town, sir.
15:18Pants a bit shiny.
15:20You've been riding some distance.
15:23Oh, yes, well, I was out looking for Lucky Pierre.
15:25Gravy stains on your uniform.
15:27You had pork and beans for lunch.
15:28Uh, right again, Sergeant.
15:32What do we hear?
15:34Captain Parmander, come take a look.
15:37What is it, Sergeant?
15:39Look for yourself.
15:41What do you see under this magnifying glass?
15:44A big fat thumb.
15:46Captain, what am I holding with that thumb?
15:49Big fat finger.
15:51Captain, don't you see?
15:52It is a hair of a fur-bearing animal.
15:55Oh, yes.
15:56I guess it is at that.
15:57Ah, well, when I was out in the woods, sir, you see,
16:00this squirrel ran right up my arm.
16:03I just...
16:03This is not the hair of a squirrel, Captain Parmander.
16:07This is a hair of the fur of the rare and valuable mink.
16:12A fur that is known to be in the possession of Lucky Pierre.
16:15Well, maybe that squirrel was playing around with a mink.
16:19Yeah, well, I certainly don't have any idea how that hair got on my shirt, Sergeant.
16:23I mean...
16:24Well, I do.
16:25So?
16:25Well, is it not true that you sleep in the same barracks with Corporal Agarn,
16:29the cousin of Lucky Pierre?
16:30Yes.
16:31Well, it's obvious that a big, healthy man like you must sleep with the windows open.
16:36Oh, sure.
16:37What are you getting at, Sergeant?
16:38I submit to you that Corporal Agarn has made contact with his cousin,
16:44and the wind from the open window blew the fur from his uniform to a ruck's.
16:52Oh, I can't believe this of Agarn.
16:54Which proves conclusively, Lucky Pierre is in this area.
17:00I'm going to make a reconnaissance.
17:03I'll be back by sunset.
17:09Oh, and I must ask both of you not to reveal these findings to Corporal Agarn.
17:14You have our word.
17:15Good.
17:19I really can't believe this, Sergeant.
17:21Well, I admit it looks pretty bad for my buddy, sir, but...
17:23For my files.
17:32Sir, I heard some fur traders over at the saloon talking,
17:35and they said that the real culprit that you should be looking for
17:37was a notorious fur thief known as the Burglar of Banff.
17:42The Burglar of Banff?
17:43Oh, no, I think that's just a name that Lucky Pierre uses to throw people off the track.
17:48No, no, I don't believe that, Captain.
17:50You know, Sergeant, I may not be able to sing, but I am a bit of a criminologist myself.
17:54You are, sir?
17:56Fur thieves steal furs from people who trap furs, right, Sergeant?
18:00Right.
18:00Now, Sergeant, who around Fort Courage goes in for trapping furs?
18:05Well, I don't know who.
18:06Indians.
18:07Oh, sure.
18:08We are going to look for Lucky Pierre in the Hikawi camp.
18:14Captain, I tell you we're on a wild goose chase.
18:16No, we're on a wild mink chase.
18:18You can be a criminologist with a sense of humor, don't you?
18:24Well, listen, you better let me talk to Wild Eagle.
18:26I mean, he might not talk as freely in front of you.
18:28No, no, no.
18:29I'm just going to explain to the chief that all we're looking for is a little information on Lucky Pierre.
18:33Hey, Wild Eagle, hey, how are you there?
18:36Listen, Captain Parmenter here is looking for some information about Lucky Pierre,
18:39who he thinks is a fur thief.
18:41Of course, I told him that you hadn't seen Lucky Pierre,
18:43and that if Lucky Pierre was here, that he'd be hiding in a teepee.
18:47If Sergeant O'Rourke speak truth, Captain, we not see this man Lucky Pierre?
18:52Well, how do you know you haven't seen him?
18:53You may have seen him and not know it.
18:55I mean, I don't think you'd walk into camp and say,
18:57Hi there, Chief Wild Eagle, I'm Lucky Pierre, the fur thief.
19:00No, no, you don't understand, Captain.
19:01Now, you see, Wild Eagle knows all about fur thief.
19:03Why, he could recognize Lucky Pierre a mile away.
19:06Nevertheless, Sergeant, I think the chief should have some idea of what he looks like.
19:10Now, he can best be described as Corporal Agarn with a French accent.
19:16No man like that been around Alcali camp, Captain.
19:20Chief Wild Eagle, ready to taste delicious bouillabaisse?
19:23Ah, bouillabaisse.
19:24Bouillabaisse?
19:25That's a French dish.
19:26No, no, that's an Indian dish.
19:28You see, the French took it from the Indians.
19:30Now, bouillabaisse means bark of tree, and baisse means soup.
19:34So bouillabaisse is soup of bark of tree.
19:37I see.
19:39Go ahead, Chief.
19:39Don't let us interrupt your meal.
19:41Just take one taste.
19:42Ooh-la-la.
19:48That's good.
19:49Ooh-la-la?
19:50That's an old Indian saying, yes.
19:52You see, ooh means hot, and la means very.
19:55So ooh-la-la means very, very hot.
19:58Hot.
19:58I suppose that fur coat is squirrel.
20:10Lucky Pierre is around here someplace, and I'm going to find him.
20:14Now, Captain, really, I, uh, listen, you've got to find Lucky Pierre and get him out of here.
20:18I not know where he is.
20:19I know where he is.
20:21I've got him, Sergeant.
20:24You should never cook with garlic.
20:25Mais mon, Captain, I'm going to serve.
20:27Captain, listen, I've got to be honest with you.
20:29Now, I knew that Lucky Pierre was here all the time, but police convinced me that he is
20:33not the fur thief, and I didn't want that smug Mountie to be getting the wrong man.
20:36Sergeant, I don't like that singing Mountie any more than you do, but the evidence is clear.
20:40The singing Mountie?
20:42But he's my friend.
20:44I taught him to sing Frère Jacques.
20:47That's the only song he hasn't sung.
20:49That is his favorite.
20:51He goes around always singing.
20:53Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques, dormez-vous, dormez-vous.
20:58Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines.
21:01Dindon, da, dindon, da.
21:04Sergeant, this man is guilty.
21:07How can you tell that, Captain?
21:08Because he is imitating a baritone, and the singing Mountie is a tenor.
21:12Mais mon, Captain, the singing Mountie is a baritone, I swear!
21:17He is?
21:17A captain.
21:18Now, just a minute here.
21:19If Lucky Pierre is right, then Sergeant Ramsden is not the real singing Mountie.
21:24I mean, unless his voice is changed.
21:26And who could he be?
21:28The burglar of Banff.
21:32I dream of Wrangler with the light yellow hair, floating like a vapor on the soft summer air.
21:46Many were the wild notes her merry voice would pour.
21:49Many were the blise birds that warbled them o'er.
21:53I dream of Wrangler with the light yellow hair, floating like a vapor on the soft summer air.
22:07Good work, Captain.
22:10You've captured Lucky Pierre.
22:12I'll take him back to Canada to stand trial.
22:15In the dog sled, you blackguard.
22:23One last song before I leave, my dear.
22:26Just a minute, Sergeant.
22:27Lucky Pierre, is this the singing Mountie?
22:29No.
22:30This man is an imposter.
22:33Would you sing Frere Jacques, Sergeant?
22:35You mean you believe this fur thief?
22:38Would you just sing Frere Jacques?
22:40I believe that's your key, Sergeant.
22:47Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques, dormez-vous, dormez-
22:51Stop!
22:52Stop the music!
22:53I accuse this, this tenor of being the burglar of Banff.
23:00Being the burglar of Banff?
23:02This man is mad!
23:04Afraid I'm going to have to place you under arrest, Sergeant Ramsden, or whoever you are.
23:09Not on your life, Captain.
23:10You'll never take the burglar of Banff alive!
23:14Marsh!
23:29Dobbs!
23:29Dobby!
23:31Let's put this canary in the cage.
23:33Yes, sir.
23:35Oh, Wilton, I'm so proud of you.
23:36You weren't taking him by him a minute.
23:38No, but you were.
23:39Yeah, he's right.
23:40You were dazzled by his pitchfights.
23:42Oh, I think you're both awful.
23:45You hear that?
23:48Why, he's escaped already!
23:49No, look!
23:53Captain Dick's own infantry.
23:58Rocky Pierre.
23:59Allo, there, singing Mountie.
24:01Sergeant Ramsden, Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
24:04We always get our man.
24:05Captain Barmenter, this is Sergeant O'Rourke, and this is Wrangler Jane.
24:10Wrangler Jane.
24:11I dream of Wrangler with a light yellow hair.
24:21Born like a vapor on the summer air.
24:24I see her tripping where the bright streams play.
24:30Ready for a light yellow hair.
24:32I believe in tudo, come in.
24:33Run like a vapor.
24:34Man of the woods.
24:39The mountain of Minnesota.
24:44This is Grimler Jane.
24:46He is exactly ATT.
24:48Hopefully, it's going toQué poodle.
24:49Know with all that.
24:50Sit down together.
24:52By the way, he's alive alive.
24:54Wait for it!
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