00:00:00Oh fuck, I shouldn't have brought you to the studio.
00:00:14I shouldn't have brought you to the studio.
00:00:18Hello, my name is Marc-Uwe and I am here, the narrator of this film.
00:00:22And the kangaroo is there too.
00:00:24You're in too.
00:00:26I want to tell you my story.
00:00:28Your story? I must be hearing impaired.
00:00:30Tell me, do you actually plan to interrupt me the whole time?
00:00:32You keep interrupting me.
00:00:34OK.
00:00:34May I please tell our story now?
00:00:37Go ahead and do it.
00:00:39Please, start.
00:00:41I won't stop you.
00:00:43Start.
00:00:43Oh, never mind. Let the movie begin.
00:00:45Eaters! Eaters!
00:00:47No, no, no, stop.
00:00:49You need to start much earlier. Rewind.
00:00:51Wow, you're really getting to me.
00:00:52Hello.
00:00:54Marc-Uwe.
00:00:55No, no, no, no, no. Much earlier. Much, much, much earlier.
00:00:57You know what? It's best if you just start at the very beginning.
00:01:00Good.
00:01:01I'll start from the very beginning.
00:01:11There was once a point where matter and energy density were infinite.
00:01:17A singularity where the general theory of relativity did not apply.
00:01:24And then the following happened.
00:01:27The damn Big Bang? Seriously?
00:01:29You said, from the very beginning.
00:01:30Wow, you're such a nitpicker.
00:01:33Okay, wait a minute. Now I've made a good start.
00:01:35Once upon a time, not long ago, in a galaxy very, very near.
00:01:44Hey, sorry to interrupt again, but you promised me that Nirvana would be playing at the beginning of the movie.
00:01:49This is not Nirvana.
00:01:50So, we couldn't afford to have any idea what Nirvana costs.
00:01:53We've already spent everything on Hasselhoff.
00:01:54I should never have been allowed to act in a German comedy.
00:01:56I had a very good offer from Marvel; this wouldn't have happened to me otherwise.
00:01:59Now stop complaining.
00:02:01Help me find a good beginning for the film.
00:02:04Well, I think we've already messed that up.
00:02:07That's me, by the way.
00:02:09A young man with a history of migraines.
00:02:11Hello.
00:02:11Is that supposed to be you?
00:02:12No, that's obviously not me.
00:02:14This is the actor playing me.
00:02:15I mean, I would have liked to play myself, but I'm just...
00:02:18Too old and too ugly?
00:02:19Not an actor, I meant to say.
00:02:21Now shut up already, this is my movie.
00:02:22Excuse me, have you ever been on the poster?
00:02:24Who wrote the book?
00:02:25But the film isn't called The Mark Uwe Chronicles, is it?
00:02:27Nevertheless, it's my film, and you know what I don't...
00:02:29You must see your migraine as a place of unloved Dante.
00:02:38It has a future here and there with you.
00:02:42It's best to take your time; you'll be discussing Dante.
00:02:45Take a drastic walk.
00:02:49Close your eyes.
00:02:50Hello.
00:02:51I rented the apartment across the street a few days ago...
00:03:04Well, "rented" is too strong a word, I know.
00:03:08Yes, anyway, I was just about to bake some pancakes when I realized I forgot to buy eggs.
00:03:13No, I understand.
00:03:14Understand.
00:03:15Hm?
00:03:16Oh right.
00:03:17Yes.
00:03:18Oh, your doorbell is awful.
00:03:21Four eggs are enough.
00:03:24Thanks so much.
00:03:26Thank you very much.
00:03:27Sure, why not.
00:03:28Oh, that was quick!
00:03:30Anyway, I just realized that I don't have any salt either.
00:03:44For the pancakes.
00:03:45You know.
00:03:46And if you also had a little milk, otherwise it will be too dry.
00:03:53And half a pack of flour isn't supposed to make an omelet.
00:03:57Oh, that's so kind.
00:03:59Thanks.
00:04:05Thank you.
00:04:06Oh, ah, good thinking.
00:04:16Gladly.
00:04:17If you also had a whisk and a bowl.
00:04:19My call has been answered. Please leave a message after leaving a beep.
00:04:23Oh, that's so sweet.
00:04:24Thanks.
00:04:25Hey, this is my lord.
00:04:26Wow, that's my answering machine. I thought those things only existed in movies with sloppy exposition.
00:04:30Actually, I'm looking for a babysitter, but you don't seem to be hanging around at home like usual.
00:04:35That's a shame.
00:04:37No no.
00:04:46No stove.
00:04:48Yes.
00:04:49Aha.
00:04:50They don't like tidying up very much either. What?
00:04:53May I ask what you do for a living?
00:04:55How come?
00:04:56They are at home during the day, and I don't mean to offend you.
00:04:59But it's just after three and you're still in your pajamas.
00:05:02I am an artist.
00:05:03Oh right.
00:05:04I have tonight.
00:05:06Aha.
00:05:07Acquiring artist?
00:05:08Three.
00:05:09Creative.
00:05:10What is that?
00:05:11With music and all that?
00:05:12Yes, yes.
00:05:13Sometimes.
00:05:14Well then, why don't you play something for us?
00:05:15No.
00:05:16But.
00:05:17No fear.
00:05:18I used to sing too.
00:05:19In a punk world called the Sick Sisters.
00:05:21Your song couldn't be any worse.
00:05:23Yes.
00:05:24Yes.
00:05:25Oh cool.
00:05:26You're always hanging around at my place.
00:05:31You share everything I have with me.
00:05:35Ah, you're a cabaret artist.
00:05:37I am not a cabaret artist.
00:05:38And that's how you perform?
00:05:40That was mediocre.
00:05:41Yes.
00:05:42What about you, anyway?
00:05:43With me?
00:05:44Why me?
00:05:45Excuse me, you're also 37 now.
00:05:46I am a communist.
00:05:47Aha.
00:05:48What's wrong with that?
00:05:49No.
00:05:50So, you still have some vanilla.
00:05:53But there's no table over there.
00:05:54And you?
00:05:55What are you like?
00:05:57I am an anarchist.
00:05:58I then enjoy being an anarchist.
00:05:59Cool.
00:06:00Then we can be friends.
00:06:01Will you revolutionize?
00:06:02After that, things get difficult, of course.
00:06:04Police.
00:06:05Yes.
00:06:06Exactly.
00:06:07We are the police.
00:06:08We are the police.
00:06:09Fact.
00:06:10Have you ever had a Känke here?
00:06:12Yes.
00:06:13Exactly.
00:06:14We are the police.
00:06:15We are the police.
00:06:16Fact.
00:06:17Have you ever had a Känke here?
00:06:19Have you seen a kangaroo?
00:06:21No.
00:06:22It's an animal with a pouch and a tail, a real little freak.
00:06:27I know what a kangaroo looks like, yes.
00:06:30May we come in for a moment?
00:06:31Absolutely no way.
00:06:32Thanks.
00:06:33At a glance.
00:06:34The city's property management company has announced that a kangaroo is living in this house.
00:06:39would have set up an apartment.
00:06:40Aha.
00:06:41But you didn't encounter a kangaroo, did you?
00:06:43No.
00:06:44What are you offering as an apology?
00:06:48Excuse me.
00:06:49That's all private.
00:06:50We're just doing our job, okay?
00:06:51OK.
00:07:00Yes.
00:07:01Perhaps you should just take a look under the bed?
00:07:03Perhaps you'll find my privacy there, because I've been missing it for three minutes.
00:07:07Let us know if you see a kangaroo, okay?
00:07:22Yes.
00:07:23OK.
00:07:24My hot tip.
00:07:25Australia.
00:07:26It's just me.
00:07:27It's just me.
00:07:28It's just me.
00:07:29Huh?
00:07:30Thank you.
00:07:31Thank you.
00:07:32Excuse me.
00:07:33But that was really very kind of you not to report me.
00:07:34It's just me.
00:07:35Thank you.
00:07:36Excuse me.
00:07:37Excuse me.
00:07:38That was really very kind of you not to report me.
00:07:39Excuse me.
00:07:40Excuse me.
00:07:41Why do you order your things online?
00:07:42Oh.
00:07:43It's me, Noah.
00:07:58Thanks so much.
00:07:59Sorry, that was really very kind of you not to report me.
00:08:06Excuse me, why are you ordering your things online?
00:08:10Shall we use first names instead?
00:08:11I mean, using formal address is silly now that we live together, huh?
00:08:15Don't you think so?
00:08:17Chocolate liqueur?
00:08:18No, thank you, I don't like it.
00:08:19I would hang my hammock here, and you would hang it up if that's okay.
00:08:24And the box is on your right, right?
00:08:25So, this is actually my living room.
00:08:27No, no, those are also bourgeois categories, huh?
00:08:32What about the pancakes? You wanted to make pancakes.
00:08:37I believe this is the beginning of a wonderful friendship.
00:08:40So, you and I, entrails, I mean.
00:08:43You're always hanging around at my place.
00:08:55So what?
00:08:56You share everything I have with me.
00:08:59Oh, that's nice of me.
00:09:00If you ever vacuum, do it in the middle of the night.
00:09:03Weather as if nothing at all.
00:09:04You always do everything differently than it's supposed to be done.
00:09:07Your behavior leads me to believe that we are friends.
00:09:12That's a bold claim.
00:09:14Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:09:15Your behavior leads me to believe that we are friends.
00:09:19You believe that.
00:09:21Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:09:22If I have a date, you come with me.
00:09:25What a date, honestly.
00:09:27If I help you, then you say we are quid.
00:09:30It's brilliant.
00:09:31Go on, catch.
00:09:31If I escalate every conflict.
00:09:34Breathe.
00:09:34Just wanted to tell you about life.
00:09:36Yes, what then?
00:09:36That you annoy me.
00:09:38Your behavior leads me to believe that we are friends.
00:09:43Oh, oh, oh.
00:09:44Once I have a plan, you'll find yours easier to follow.
00:09:57When I'm in a really awesome mood, you're even more awesome.
00:10:00That wasn't me.
00:10:01Nobody scares me as much as you do.
00:10:05Because we agree.
00:10:08Everyone else is even dumber than us.
00:10:12Yes, that's right.
00:10:12Your behavior leads me to believe that we are friends.
00:10:17I've heard it often enough now.
00:10:18Now I can sing along.
00:10:19Your behavior leads me to believe that we are friends.
00:10:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:10:28Ah, it's already over.
00:10:29Great.
00:10:30Today we are reporting from the headquarters of Unsere Heimat AG.
00:10:35And now Jörg Twix is standing in front of me.
00:10:37Mr. Twix, what drives a successful businessman into politics?
00:10:41As a right-wing populist.
00:10:43Right-wing populist?
00:10:44I beg you, right-wing populist.
00:10:46Jörg Twix expresses the will of the people.
00:10:50And I think that our country has a healthy patriotism...
00:10:53Healthy patriotism.
00:10:55That sounds like a benign tumor.
00:10:58It may not be life-threatening, but it is still a tumor.
00:11:01If you know what I mean.
00:11:02Doesn't matter.
00:11:03So, the first rule of the boxing club is...
00:11:07We're not talking about the boxing club.
00:11:09The second rule of the boxing club is...
00:11:12We're not talking about the boxing club.
00:11:13This rule is very easy to remember because...
00:11:16Because it's the same as the first one.
00:11:17And the third and final rule of the boxing club is...
00:11:20If you see a Nazi, you have to box him.
00:11:22Correct.
00:11:22Let's go.
00:11:23Strike.
00:11:24Come.
00:11:24I am a Nazi.
00:11:25As.
00:11:25Come.
00:11:27It's so incredibly sweet that you're babysitting here.
00:11:29But there are also people in this shared apartment who at this time...
00:11:33Half past eleven?
00:11:34Those who also like to sleep at half past eleven.
00:11:37Sorry, do you also come in a friendly version?
00:11:38I only ever appear tired, irritable, and angry.
00:11:41What are you even doing here?
00:11:42The thing about the boxing club.
00:11:43I thought we weren't going to talk about that.
00:11:45Ah, that's right.
00:11:46Correct.
00:11:47Hey, why don't you join in?
00:11:48We'll share it together.
00:11:49Ouch.
00:11:49Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, exactly, exactly.
00:11:52Always exploit the opponent's weakness, but now put your fists up to their face.
00:11:56Otherwise I'll come from below and...
00:11:57Super.
00:11:59Um.
00:12:00Um.
00:12:03When you go back to your mother's later, please remember the first two rules, okay?
00:12:07OK?
00:12:08I'll get you a schnapps baloney.
00:12:10Ah, finally.
00:12:11Ah, finally.
00:12:19Is that your fear?
00:12:23That wasn't me.
00:12:24It came from outside.
00:12:26Oh, I do have a dust mite.
00:12:28Allergy.
00:12:28I made the Kruppditte.
00:12:39Who misjudged him?
00:12:40Me, for example.
00:12:41And me?
00:12:42I'm too young to die.
00:12:45Many wonder how they managed to persuade the city to allow them to build over Görlitzer Park.
00:12:51Yes, please, how is that a manipulative question?
00:12:53Well, of course, we're building over 40 percent, not 100 percent.
00:12:59The question is whether this is even still a park.
00:13:02This is more of a drug dealing hub.
00:13:05A place where useless subjects hang out.
00:13:08The world revolution will never happen if you just lie around lazily in the park.
00:13:12What does that mean?
00:13:13Your anarchism is already so moderate, you could join the SPD (Social Democratic Party).
00:13:17You could even become chairman.
00:13:19You don't have to be so insulting, okay?
00:13:20You have to eat something, otherwise I'll get angry.
00:13:23Hmm, lucky me.
00:13:25I have something with me.
00:13:27Do you want some of it?
00:13:31Cold pancakes, old fish fingers, and chocolate liqueurs.
00:13:39Teutelt ihr, mag Paps, Paps, Paps, Schnalinen.
00:13:41You can't do that.
00:14:10I've always wanted to do that.
00:14:13Oh, those French Bulldogs aren't very good at flying.
00:14:17They behave somewhat awkwardly from an aerodynamic point of view.
00:14:19A Pomeranian, for example, or a Pekingese would certainly have flown four or five meters further.
00:14:24Which ones fly best?
00:14:25Yes, Chihuahuas are quite good at flying.
00:14:28Of course, it also depends on how they're shaved.
00:14:31That's no problem again, right?
00:14:32Did you just kick my dog?
00:14:36Yes, didn't you just kick his dog?
00:14:38Um, no German.
00:14:41No, I think the foreigners' wash might have been the wrong choice.
00:14:44Look.
00:14:44The world can consider itself lucky that Germany has not expanded as much as the tattoo on his stomach.
00:14:50How would you not like it if I punched your kangaroo?
00:14:53Yes, how would you like it if he punched your kangaroo?
00:14:55Come on over there.
00:14:56So, strictly speaking, that's not my kangaroo.
00:14:59It belongs to itself.
00:15:00I am very particular when it comes to ownership.
00:15:02Not only in the case of means of production.
00:15:04Communists too, or what?
00:15:06Yes.
00:15:06Yes.
00:15:06Do you want to look it up?
00:15:14This time I got a better shot.
00:15:22Don't do that again.
00:15:25I wouldn't have thought that Klimt wouldn't end like that.
00:15:30Well, you idiots.
00:15:31Who hasn't yet?
00:15:32Who wants to go again?
00:15:36Run, Forrest, run!
00:15:47Age!
00:15:48Hello, you wanker!
00:15:49Two parking spaces, what's wrong with you?
00:15:51Clattering!
00:15:52Hello, you bum!
00:15:53If we don't stop that asshole, he'll kick us out of here.
00:15:55Don't worry, Maria.
00:15:56I was born there, behind the counter.
00:15:59My mother was working the night shift, and that's when it made a popping sound.
00:16:01I was born very quickly.
00:16:02I am now the sixth child.
00:16:04What more could one expect?
00:16:05Then the way is clear.
00:16:07Yes, come on, she needs me.
00:16:11Bye.
00:16:12Bye.
00:16:13I can't stand it anymore.
00:16:15This Radenloch is right next to our beautiful tower.
00:16:17But we do love the historic building fabric.
00:16:21But it's good for PR, I think.
00:16:25Hey, make way!
00:16:28Excuse me.
00:16:28Oh God.
00:16:29Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:16:29Oh, oh, oh.
00:16:30Is this still the case?
00:16:31Yes?
00:16:31I just wanted to help.
00:16:32I need the house key.
00:16:33Stay calm, I'll put it in the bag.
00:16:35Make the croups equal.
00:16:36What comes to mind?
00:16:37I shouted "Make way!"
00:16:39Asshole.
00:16:39We need the key.
00:16:40Do you have the key?
00:16:40I need an Arsenal key.
00:16:41Where is the key?
00:16:43Just look.
00:16:44I mean the house key, you idiot.
00:16:47Pull a bar, yes?
00:16:48So, what?
00:16:48Gladly.
00:16:53Go ahead and do it.
00:16:54I'm doing it now.
00:16:54You can already see that they're coming.
00:16:55I'm not that annoying.
00:16:57Yes.
00:16:57Please do it now.
00:16:58Hey, you're serious.
00:16:59Do you have it or not?
00:16:59I have the key.
00:17:00I got him.
00:17:00Attention, attention, watch out.
00:17:03No, German.
00:17:04Where's your key, huh?
00:17:06Do you speak German?
00:17:08No, no, not in German.
00:17:11I am a Turkish man.
00:17:18Do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
00:17:20Ah, yes, yes.
00:17:21You're so incredibly uptight.
00:17:22Then yes.
00:17:23Neither.
00:17:24Neither.
00:17:25Not even money.
00:17:26No, ah, oh.
00:17:30Okay, now let's all stay calm.
00:17:33Don't make a mistake now.
00:17:34You are four Nazis.
00:17:35We are not Nazis.
00:17:37We are patriots.
00:17:38Of course, four patriots.
00:17:40In any case, according to statistics from the Bertelsmann Foundation
00:17:42one of you four patriots
00:17:44an informant for the Office for the Protection of the Constitution.
00:17:47Yes, and have you ever wondered,
00:17:51Which of you four is the informant?
00:18:02Let.
00:18:07Good day.
00:18:10Luckily, you have a long connection.
00:18:12So stupid.
00:18:15Let me, let me.
00:18:17This is your car, right?
00:18:19Oh, great.
00:18:20That's just typical of foreigners.
00:18:21Oh, sorry.
00:18:22You don't work, but you like sledding, huh?
00:18:24That's not my car, it belongs to him.
00:18:26Yes, he's only borrowed.
00:18:27Yes, it belongs to his dad.
00:18:28Honestly, please just leave the car out of this.
00:18:30You have no idea what his father is like.
00:18:33Punch me instead.
00:18:34Exactly, you should punch him.
00:18:38Ouch.
00:18:39Ouch, that must have hurt.
00:18:41So you're saying the car doesn't want to make the acquaintance of my basketball stick?
00:18:46Uh, baseball bat, and no, she doesn't want one.
00:18:50No?
00:18:51I shouldn't do that, right?
00:18:52No, please don't.
00:18:55Germany is a beautiful country.
00:18:56We live in Europe.
00:18:57But soon, Europe will belong to us, the Ottoman Empire, soon to be a world power.
00:19:01Wow.
00:19:03Germans always say, "We can't do that either," right?
00:19:07Yes, please.
00:19:09I'm not supposed to cut the tires all the way to the bottom, huh?
00:19:12That is a correct assessment.
00:19:18I have absolutely nothing against Arabs here.
00:19:21Those are Turks, honey.
00:19:22Yes, I have nothing against Turks either.
00:19:24In Turkey.
00:19:25It's 100% organic and German.
00:19:31Honey, please don't forget your salmon intolerance.
00:19:34I've damned much worse things.
00:19:42Are you ugly?
00:19:50Are you stupid?
00:19:51I might as well smash something completely different if you don't change your tone.
00:19:56Just as finely drawn as the son, eh?
00:19:58Yes Yes Yes.
00:19:59That's not my son.
00:20:02This is my son.
00:20:04Yeah, they're all idiots.
00:20:11Okay, now calm down, or someone will start crying here.
00:20:15That's enough now.
00:20:17Man, I told you so.
00:20:19I am so rich.
00:20:22That doesn't bother me at all.
00:20:24I still have two of them.
00:20:26I have a black one, a red one, and a gold one.
00:20:28Thank you very much, but I had the situation completely under control.
00:20:32Yes, that's clear.
00:20:33Is everything okay with you?
00:20:34Yes, thanks.
00:20:39Now would be a good moment to approach you.
00:20:42Maria, um, tell me, I wanted, um, so, if you ever need something better, uh, yeah, I have to, uh, you know what I mean.
00:20:57Are you still wearing your pajamas?
00:20:59Huh?
00:21:00So, he's actually been wanting to ask you out for a while now, huh?
00:21:09He's not very good at dealing with feelings and stuff.
00:21:12That's correct.
00:21:13Oh, that's so cute.
00:21:15You, then tell him that it would certainly be very nice to go out with him.
00:21:17Unfortunately, that's not possible because the rules forbid it.
00:21:20"I understand, mhm," I tell him.
00:21:23She can't go out with you because the rules forbid it.
00:21:26What kind of rules?
00:21:31No idea.
00:21:33I hope you are well insured.
00:21:35I guess I don't know who you're dealing with here.
00:21:37On the contrary, you don't know who you're dealing with.
00:21:41The other one, honey.
00:21:42Oh, uh, Mr. Twix.
00:21:55I didn't recognize it.
00:21:57Uh.
00:21:58Where is my bunny photo?
00:22:16Unfortunately, I didn't know what to make of it.
00:22:18On the car key?
00:22:19My bunny photo?
00:22:20Yes, the rabbit photo is the only thing my father asked me to do.
00:22:30Jörg, I'm a friend of your father.
00:22:34I have something for you.
00:22:37This lucky charm has been in your family for generations.
00:22:43When your father had to go to World War II, he wore it around his neck every day.
00:22:47Your father knew that if the Russians discovered the rabbit photo, they would confiscate it.
00:22:56So he hid them.
00:23:00In the only safe place he knew.
00:23:03His march.
00:23:12For two whole years, your father carried the rabbit's paw on his march.
00:23:17And then, when he finally calmed down, I think the rabbit paw in me.
00:23:23I hid them for two years during my march.
00:23:26And now, little man,
00:23:30I'll give you the rabbit picture.
00:23:37I'll take care of it, okay?
00:23:38Calm down.
00:23:39Unfortunately, we cannot pay for that.
00:23:48Yes, because we're not working.
00:23:49Who's talking about money here?
00:23:51If they don't hand over the rabbit photo voluntarily, you're my plan B.
00:23:54I'll start by looking at your back.
00:24:06Your word twisting is truly awful.
00:24:08You mean if you mix up the letters?
00:24:10I find it funny.
00:24:13Danger!
00:24:14That's the Bud Spencer-style anesthesia hammer.
00:24:20Look, how long is this construction going to take?
00:24:23Five years?
00:24:24As of today, Kreuzwerk is as dead as my mother.
00:24:28I was born in here, behind the counter.
00:24:30My mother worked a night shift as a popper.
00:24:32Fall, fall, fall.
00:24:34You must fight back, that's what she'll do up there.
00:24:36Unfortunately, it's not that simple, Jesus.
00:24:37The child will hate you for that name someday, Maria.
00:24:39So, a little bit helps.
00:24:42I have an idea for a pretty radical protest song.
00:24:56Good evening everyone.
00:24:58Hello.
00:24:59Non-alcoholic beer, please.
00:25:01We don't have him.
00:25:04That's over, did you hear? We don't have that.
00:25:06Well then, a proper one.
00:25:09Wow, then it's no wonder.
00:25:21when the whole family eats sandwiches.
00:25:27My husband lost something here this morning.
00:25:30which he bequeathed to his father.
00:25:31And to which he is very attached.
00:25:33That's a rabbit's foot, something this big.
00:25:35And I'm sure one of them has it.
00:25:37And if he or she gives me their paw now,
00:25:40Then the next round is on me.
00:25:43If my husband doesn't get his rabbit foot back,
00:25:46Then it could become very unpleasant for all of them.
00:25:48Unpleasant?
00:25:49Is someone talking about me here?
00:25:50I can also be very unpleasant.
00:25:53And I'm not talking about some malicious graffiti or anything like that.
00:25:55Graffiti.
00:25:56What?
00:25:57The graffiti, the graffito.
00:25:58Singular.
00:25:59Someday, someone will tell you
00:26:00I'd get a real earful for something like that.
00:26:02And I will stay with you,
00:26:03until you regain consciousness,
00:26:05to tell you,
00:26:06I told you so.
00:26:07That's nonsense about the graffiti.
00:26:09You don't say either,
00:26:10excuse me please,
00:26:11There's a piece of spaghetti stuck to the child.
00:26:13Even if that were the most correct of all singular forms.
00:26:16Singulier, Hertha.
00:26:17We don't have a rabbit's foot here.
00:26:19You can tell your bunny that, okay?
00:26:22Goodbye forever.
00:26:23How can we be a little bit unpleasant now?
00:26:40A small terrorist attack, huh?
00:26:41The Twix is already causing the terror.
00:26:45What we need to do is carry out an anti-terrorist attack.
00:26:51And what do you have in mind?
00:26:53We must travel together!
00:26:55We must travel together!
00:26:57We must travel together!
00:26:58We must travel together!
00:27:00We must travel together!
00:27:02The tower must go!
00:27:03Let's go!
00:27:04The tower must go!
00:27:05The tower must go!
00:27:07Louder!
00:27:07The tower must go!
00:27:09The tower must go!
00:27:10One of the initiators is now standing in front of me.
00:27:12the so-called Tuesday demonstrations.
00:27:14Would you mind telling us your name?
00:27:16Uh, yeah.
00:27:17Friedrich Wilhelm Jumatz.
00:27:19That's an unusual name.
00:27:21Yes, my parents meant well.
00:27:22with the will to integrate.
00:27:24With the Integration Wilhelm!
00:27:26Yes, better than my brother.
00:27:29Tell me your name!
00:27:30I don't feel like it.
00:27:32Now say your name!
00:27:34Otto von...
00:27:36Baa!
00:27:39Lavashkiri!
00:27:40And you're here because of the demonstrations too?
00:27:41No, I wanted to buy a hand blender here.
00:27:45Okay, thank you.
00:27:46Bribery allegations, corruption rumors, protests from local residents.
00:27:50Against the 600 million euro Europa Tower
00:27:53Resistance is growing.
00:27:55Probably also because it is their favorite project.
00:27:58This concerns AZD chairman Jörg Dvix.
00:28:01I, Jörg Dvix, an angry fighter against the establishment.
00:28:06My lucky charm.
00:28:08This movie!
00:28:09That's the establishment!
00:28:11Oh my God, what happened, bunny?
00:28:15Hey!
00:28:17It's all ok.
00:28:18Yes?
00:28:20Come on, take a picture for Instagram.
00:28:24Destroy what destroys you.
00:28:27Yes?
00:28:27Hashtag Fakenews.
00:28:34I don't know, look.
00:28:35Perfect.
00:28:36I would vote for myself.
00:28:37Same to you.
00:28:39Oh, I see.
00:28:40I would love to.
00:28:42The therapist...
00:28:43Oh, clap.
00:28:44Yes, you need a session.
00:28:46I'll tell him you'll be there soon.
00:28:47Hello.
00:28:48So much.
00:28:48Yes.
00:28:57Psychotherapeutic practice at Lietzensee.
00:28:58Good day.
00:28:59Yes, hello.
00:28:59Ms. Dvix?
00:29:00Yes.
00:29:01It's that time again.
00:29:03Yes, I'll let him know.
00:29:05Aha.
00:29:07Aha.
00:29:08And how did you feel then?
00:29:10Um.
00:29:15Honestly, not at all.
00:29:16Yes.
00:29:18I often feel emotionless.
00:29:20Aha.
00:29:22You know, I think that very often you feel, how should I say, emotionless.
00:29:29Craziness.
00:29:30Many of my patients are amazed by my empathy.
00:29:34But well, I also studied for years for this.
00:29:38Continue.
00:29:40Yes, time is running out.
00:29:42Yes.
00:29:42I often get the feeling that everything I say or do is somehow pointless.
00:29:52Because nobody ever really listens to me anyway.
00:29:54Would you mind if I quickly grabbed a bite to eat?
00:29:55I haven't had a chance to do that all day, sir.
00:30:00Please.
00:30:05The kangaroo thinks that I'm not really unemotional, but that I just have inhibitions.
00:30:11Have I ever tried it with alcohol? Have you ever tried it with alcohol?
00:30:18Hm?
00:30:19Please?
00:30:19Yes, it helps many of my patients.
00:30:22I must confess that I myself am not at all keen on the occasional bottle of brandy.
00:30:29Seriously?
00:30:29Yes Yes Yes.
00:30:30Is that your advice?
00:30:31Of course, absolutely.
00:30:33Let's get back to this kangaroo.
00:30:35Could we talk about me instead?
00:30:38Can you only hear its voice, or can you also see it?
00:30:49What kind of question is that?
00:30:51Of course I can see it, it lives with me.
00:30:53Of course, of course.
00:30:58Hey.
00:30:59Hey.
00:31:01Well then, let's do something for that bikini body.
00:31:04So.
00:31:05Hello, dear friends, here in front of the screen.
00:31:09Here I am again, your Johnny Helge.
00:31:11I have a mat with me.
00:31:13And we'll start with sit-ups.
00:31:16Oh no, please no sit-ups.
00:31:17Who knows how to do it?
00:31:19On the floor.
00:31:21Did you spare the head?
00:31:22The kangaroo, I am very much a kangaroo.
00:31:25That's a very lovable animal.
00:31:28A fan.
00:31:29We have a patient who imagines that a pig lives under his bed.
00:31:35He can even smell it.
00:31:36I don't think you were allowed to tell me that.
00:31:38Well, why do you think it doesn't bother me that he has to listen to the shitty problems of some strangers all day long?
00:31:45I need to be able to talk to someone about this at some point.
00:31:48With you.
00:31:49Excuse me.
00:31:50One of our patients is in the waiting room.
00:31:52Oh right?
00:31:52He didn't mention his name.
00:31:54How is that?
00:31:55Excuse me.
00:31:56Excuse me, please come in.
00:31:57I'm afraid you have to interrupt your work for an hour at this point?
00:32:02Welcome, wherever you are.
00:32:03If you have heating at home, it's quite beneficial for your feet.
00:32:32Yes, yes, have you forgotten your key again?
00:32:43So we'll meet again.
00:32:45Uh, hello.
00:32:47Can I offer you something?
00:32:49Maybe fall in love over a few shots of schnapps?
00:32:53What's the point of that?
00:32:56What's that supposed to mean?
00:32:58What?
00:32:59Yes, that one.
00:33:00Ah, hey, supply and demand.
00:33:02Have you ever heard of it?
00:33:06Now it's your turn.
00:33:07Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:33:09What's up?
00:33:11What about joke halls?
00:33:12There's free beer today.
00:33:12It's written right outside.
00:33:14Where is that written?
00:33:14Show me where that is.
00:33:15Where?
00:33:16Well, there you go.
00:33:21You know that?
00:33:22Otto, the display runs over your unprotected Wi-Fi and the password for the display is
00:33:26one two three four.
00:33:27Oh.
00:33:28Yes.
00:33:31Hi.
00:33:32Mark, Uwe, it's 1 p.m.
00:33:34Did you fall out of bed?
00:33:37Oh, no.
00:33:38I just had an appointment with my psychotherapist.
00:33:42Seriously?
00:33:42Are you going to see a doctor?
00:33:43Yes.
00:33:44My parents gave me ten sessions as a birthday present because I was studying philosophy
00:33:50I cancelled it.
00:33:51Hey, Mark, Uwe.
00:33:53Do you want me Marte?
00:33:54I'll buy you one.
00:33:55Come.
00:33:56Come on.
00:33:59Sorry.
00:33:59Give up.
00:34:02I'm counting to three.
00:34:03Then I'll really give you a piece of my mind.
00:34:04One two three.
00:34:08Here, man.
00:34:09Thanks.
00:34:10Hey, hey, hey.
00:34:10I wanted to tell you something else.
00:34:12Maybe you should find a girl in your price range.
00:34:15Do you understand?
00:34:18What is my price range?
00:34:20Well, more like this...
00:34:21Discount store.
00:34:24Hey, no offense intended.
00:34:25No, it's not meant to be offensive.
00:34:28She can't, anyway.
00:34:29That's against the rules, too.
00:34:31Do you know the rules?
00:34:39Hey, what are you doing?
00:34:42What does that mean now?
00:34:48Should I organize your place?
00:34:52Maul.
00:34:52Ah, there's another one who's not very bright.
00:34:55How?
00:34:56Expression.
00:34:56What?
00:34:57They say they're slow on the uptake.
00:34:59Ah, there you go.
00:35:00I warned you, old man.
00:35:03Yes.
00:35:05No no no.
00:35:07Oh God.
00:35:08Not the bad guitar.
00:35:10We have a message for you.
00:35:12This time you've stolen from the wrong person.
00:35:14Big Cloud.
00:35:15Ouch.
00:35:16What exactly are we supposed to have stolen?
00:35:19Big Cloud.
00:35:20Where is Hagenpfote?
00:35:21What?
00:35:21The rabbit's foot.
00:35:22Where is that damned Hagenpfote?
00:35:23That damn lucky charm.
00:35:25I know nothing about it.
00:35:26OK.
00:35:27You asked for it.
00:35:28Hey, no, no, no.
00:35:36Man, what?
00:35:37I have such a beautiful carpet.
00:35:38That damned Hagenpfote.
00:35:39Last chance.
00:35:43It's stuck to it.
00:35:45We are so rich.
00:35:51That doesn't bother us at all.
00:35:52Heinrich?
00:35:53We still have two carpets.
00:35:56One in the bathroom and one at his parents' house.
00:36:02Sorry, dude.
00:36:04Should I jump now?
00:36:05Are you okay?
00:36:16Do you feel any pain?
00:36:19You're always doing such stupid stuff, man.
00:36:26What did you want with that damn rabbit's foot?
00:36:30I don't know that.
00:36:32She somehow appealed to me, didn't she?
00:36:34"Yes, take me," she said.
00:36:37Promise me you'll never do something like that again, please.
00:36:40Yes.
00:36:40Yes?
00:36:41Yes.
00:36:42A pioneer's word of honor.
00:36:45Since then, I've really made the room cozy.
00:36:48When will we strike back?
00:36:49The sooner the better.
00:36:51But how do we fight back?
00:36:53We could simply call the police.
00:36:55Uh.
00:37:04Hey.
00:37:06Hey.
00:37:07Hey.
00:37:18Now let's take a picture.
00:37:20Ha-Ha.
00:37:21Maybe not that big.
00:37:30Hey.
00:37:31He should call, not me.
00:37:40Where do you want to go?
00:37:42Up.
00:37:44Wait, where exactly do you want to go?
00:37:47We're bringing the carpet for Mrs. Twix.
00:37:50I know nothing about a carpet.
00:37:53Mrs. Twix is just minutes away from giving birth.
00:37:56She very spontaneously decided to have an office birth.
00:37:58On your own carpet.
00:38:00Yes, on the carpet here.
00:38:01But shhh, shhh.
00:38:03So, all the rumors that there are some problems with the planning permissions are wrong?
00:38:08No, I mean, yes.
00:38:10I can assure you that the disapproval...
00:38:14The expertise.
00:38:15The expertise is excellent.
00:38:17No problems at all.
00:38:19The foundation stone will be laid next week.
00:38:23Yes, that's great.
00:38:24So, can you put the expertise on a towel then, please?
00:38:26That's not the case now.
00:38:28Of course that's possible.
00:38:29What's going on here?
00:38:29Yes, with the belt.
00:38:30I didn't mean to stop you.
00:38:31Uh, I'm sorry, I have to run.
00:38:34We can do it, as we say in Germany.
00:38:36Do not worry.
00:38:37What do you want here?
00:38:38Um, we're here because your Nazis peed on our carpet.
00:38:42Do the security check immediately.
00:38:43And you also broke my guitar.
00:38:45We want a new carpet.
00:38:47And a new guitar.
00:38:48Uh, the guitar isn't that important.
00:38:51I always say something.
00:38:52Learning from America means learning to win.
00:38:56They will fail.
00:38:57The antisocial network will bring you down.
00:39:00The antisocial network?
00:39:01Wait a moment.
00:39:02Yes, I thought our resistance group needed a catchy name.
00:39:04In America, the patriots have regained power.
00:39:09And do you know what the symbol of this takeover of power is?
00:39:12No?
00:39:13A field hairstyle.
00:39:14A Twitter account.
00:39:17No?
00:39:17Oh, do you know what this is?
00:39:23The result of a false inferiority complex.
00:39:28Gives?
00:39:28Yes.
00:39:29This is the future.
00:39:31The Europa Tower.
00:39:33Or The Wix Tower.
00:39:35How we fly together internally.
00:39:38Planned and financed.
00:39:40From patriotic movements from 16 different nations.
00:39:4317, you're forgetting Bavaria.
00:39:45Do you know why I'm building our headquarters in Kreuzberg?
00:39:51In this tainted heart of left-wing, green, multicultural human experiments.
00:39:57Like me.
00:39:58No.
00:39:59Why?
00:40:00Because I can.
00:40:03Because you lost.
00:40:05With whomever we want.
00:40:07Therefore, I can simply stroll into your old fortress.
00:40:10and ejaculate my tower in your face.
00:40:13So, is that a no to the guitar and the new carpet?
00:40:20You live here, don't you?
00:40:21Huh?
00:40:22Here in the house next door to the other one.
00:40:23No, no, we live somewhere completely different.
00:40:24Somewhere completely different.
00:40:25Do you know what I'm going to do?
00:40:26I was just wondering why you, being so impotent, are getting on my nerves.
00:40:29I'm going to buy your house too.
00:40:33I'm going to tear it down.
00:40:34And I'm going to build myself a park.
00:40:40Okay, now get out.
00:40:44Let me.
00:40:46Where is that?
00:40:46Oh, hey.
00:40:47Abarkt.
00:40:47Cautious.
00:40:48There you go.
00:40:48I am on the endangered species list.
00:40:50Okay, come on, let me open it.
00:40:51I am tall.
00:40:53Get me the curly tail.
00:40:55An idiot in uniform is still an idiot.
00:40:59An idiot in uniform is still a uniform.
00:41:01Oh, oh.
00:41:03Incidentally, I'm quite sure they weren't Nazis, but patriots.
00:41:07Knapps-Berliner?
00:41:35I wondered.
00:41:37Should I perhaps become a bit more active?
00:41:41I've received some positive signals from Marie.
00:41:43I couldn't care less.
00:41:47Um, I mean, I'm really happy for you.
00:41:51Sorry, I mixed up what I wanted to say and think.
00:41:56How could I become more active?
00:41:58Just ring her doorbell.
00:41:59What do I want to say to her?
00:42:01Just ring the bell.
00:42:01You'll think of something.
00:42:05OK.
00:42:05Perhaps you shouldn't mention the Twix parking garage.
00:42:08Hm?
00:42:10And you should take off your pajamas.
00:42:13Yes, that's a good idea.
00:42:18Now that you've taken off your pajamas, maybe you could put on something proper.
00:42:23True.
00:42:23A bathrobe isn't really appropriate.
00:42:28No.
00:42:32Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:42:33Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:42:42Nope.
00:42:43Hi.
00:42:45I...
00:42:47Yes, please?
00:42:49I was just about to bake some pancakes.
00:42:55And that's when I realized I have no eggs.
00:42:59So, so. You have no balls.
00:43:03That came across wrong somehow.
00:43:07I forgot to buy eggs.
00:43:09That seems a bit silly to me, of course.
00:43:11After all, eggs are such a prominent part of the word "pancake".
00:43:15God, if I had noticed that earlier, I could have saved myself a lot of trouble.
00:43:21So, do you perhaps have any eggs for chicken eggs for me?
00:43:26I am vegan.
00:43:28I do not store unborn babies of sentient beings in my refrigerator.
00:43:32Cool.
00:43:34So then...
00:43:36Bye.
00:43:41Bye.
00:43:42Wow.
00:43:43Just wow.
00:43:45I imagined it would be fun, but it exceeded all my expectations.
00:43:49Life is a series of missed opportunities.
00:43:54Well, maybe yours.
00:44:04That was a joke.
00:44:06You always look so incredibly stupid.
00:44:08Are you not a vegan at all?
00:44:09Yes, yes.
00:44:10These are Jesus eggs.
00:44:11Jesus eggs?
00:44:12For heaven's sake!
00:44:13The Catholic Church will surely pay a fortune for this relic.
00:44:21Yes, I am a vegetarian myself.
00:44:24Wow.
00:44:25Now we could almost go out for a meal.
00:44:27Well, almost.
00:44:28Actually, I've been living on the border for quite some time now.
00:44:30On veganism.
00:44:31Mhm.
00:44:32Just let me know when the time comes.
00:44:36Notice?
00:44:38Sweet.
00:44:39But I can't go out with you.
00:44:41It would be against the rules, you know that.
00:44:47Yes.
00:44:48Bye.
00:44:51Do you believe the rules really exist, or does she just not like me?
00:44:54Oh, you know.
00:44:55I think she likes you, but...
00:44:57The problem is that you...
00:44:59You're not really very, um...
00:45:01Not particularly.
00:45:02You know, that one word, you're not particularly, um...
00:45:05Sexy?
00:45:06Yes.
00:45:07Yes Yes Yes.
00:45:08That's clear, but...
00:45:09That's not what I meant.
00:45:10I meant, um...
00:45:11Why can't I think of the word right now?
00:45:12Not particularly.
00:45:13Successful.
00:45:14Yes, sure, but...
00:45:15That's not what I meant.
00:45:16Not particularly funny.
00:45:17I meant...
00:45:18Uh...
00:45:19Yes, of course, otherwise you would be more successful.
00:45:20But I meant, um...
00:45:21I meant, um...
00:45:22You're not very...
00:45:23You are particularly interesting.
00:45:24Yes.
00:45:25Yes.
00:45:26Exactly, exactly.
00:45:27That's the word I was looking for.
00:45:28You...
00:45:29You're not particularly interesting.
00:45:30Yeah, you're nothing special.
00:45:32You are...
00:45:33You are...
00:45:34You're like a blank sheet of paper.
00:45:36Or rather, like one of those recycling patterns.
00:45:38So, a...
00:45:39A grey leaf, yes.
00:45:40I think you're like one of those suits from C&A, you know?
00:45:42It's wearable, but it's not exactly stylish.
00:45:45Or like a Fiat Punto.
00:45:47Yes, that's okay, but...
00:45:49Nothing you'd want to take on holiday.
00:45:51Okay, okay...
00:45:52You know, something like that...
00:45:53OK.
00:45:54You are misunderstood.
00:45:55No wonder I need to see a doctor, huh?
00:46:00I just want to help.
00:46:01Maybe you just need to do something that sparks her interest.
00:46:07Oh dear.
00:46:08He's really creating chaos in a relationship.
00:46:10How this happened remains our ugly secret.
00:46:15You have absolutely nothing to worry about.
00:46:27They are not crazy.
00:46:28At least not compared to my other patients.
00:46:31I have one, for example.
00:46:32He actually imagines that he knows someone who speaks.
00:46:36Mr. King!
00:46:37Hello, you're already here.
00:46:39Come on, come on.
00:46:41I'm glad, great, great.
00:46:42Have you ever bought a new CD?
00:46:44Like an inner meadow.
00:46:45No.
00:46:46Could you perhaps buy it together with the book?
00:46:47Make a good offer.
00:46:48Yes.
00:46:49Please come, please come.
00:46:50Time is running out.
00:46:51No disturbances.
00:46:52Thank you.
00:46:53Please.
00:46:54You don't believe me, do you?
00:46:55Yes, yes.
00:46:56I actually live with a wildebeest myself.
00:46:58Um, just bring the kangaroo along to the next meeting.
00:47:01Excellent.
00:47:02Perhaps you'll also bring the babbling hare.
00:47:05And I ask the Mad Hatter.
00:47:07Then we'll have a wonderful tea party.
00:47:10Please take a seat.
00:47:11Time is running out.
00:47:12Speaking of tea societies.
00:47:13I felt so great after the last session.
00:47:17But I would stand by that for a long time.
00:47:19Yes, I just wanted to give it to you as a small token of appreciation, so to speak.
00:47:22No, I'm not allowed to, you know that I don't have to ask the patient for anything...
00:47:25Uh.
00:47:26Oh, that's very thoughtful of you.
00:47:31Yes, and if you wish, we can destroy the evidence right away.
00:47:35Okay, I'll get some glasses.
00:47:36Yes.
00:47:37Oh, Mr. Kling.
00:47:38Yes, I imagine it must be incredibly stressful to have to deal with all that psychological crap from other people all day...
00:47:48Stressful?
00:47:49Mr. Kling, it's hell.
00:47:51Every human being is an abyss.
00:47:53You feel faint even when you just pull down.
00:48:01Yes, yes.
00:48:02Bye.
00:48:03Huah!
00:48:04Huah!
00:48:05Huah!
00:48:06Huah!
00:48:07Huah!
00:48:08Huah!
00:48:09Huah!
00:48:10Huah!
00:48:11Huah!
00:48:12Huah!
00:48:13Huah!
00:48:14Huah!
00:48:15Huah!
00:48:16Huah!
00:48:17Huah!
00:48:18Huah!
00:48:19Huah!
00:48:20Huah!
00:48:21Huah!
00:48:22Huah!
00:48:23Finally, we unfortunately have to interrupt the meeting.
00:48:27Because of these...
00:48:28You know, sometimes you have a patient whose problem is quite simple and straightforward,
00:48:38because it's a total ear-hole.
00:48:41And what are these earworms doing with their earhole problems?
00:48:45You know I'm not allowed to tell you that.
00:48:48A little bit.
00:48:49But please stop looking up.
00:48:51Just a little bit, simply a little bit of storytelling.
00:48:53Look.
00:48:54Yes.
00:48:55The Twix has the following problem.
00:48:58Now you want something for yourself, then you can't even help me, the kitchen is overflowing.
00:49:03You're not allowed to help, brother.
00:49:05Look.
00:49:06I now know a little secret.
00:49:09And now we just need to find evidence and you have to find his Hecker...
00:49:12His...
00:49:13Hacking computers.
00:49:14His ugly secret?
00:49:15Yes.
00:49:16Twix falsified the soil report.
00:49:18The soil in Berlin is too sandy.
00:49:19The tower would cost five times as much.
00:49:21And you must his...
00:49:23Hacking computers.
00:49:24You think there's a folder called Top Secret on the Twix desktop.
00:49:27And inside is a file called incriminating document.pdf.
00:49:30Or how about that?
00:49:31Yes.
00:49:32That's possible, isn't it?
00:49:33Even if that were the case.
00:49:34How am I supposed to get access to his computer?
00:49:36Hm.
00:49:37Let me think about it.
00:49:39If only we had a chance to sneak into Twix's house somehow without being noticed.
00:49:45Perhaps...
00:49:46Hm.
00:49:47When many other people will be there.
00:49:50Perhaps...
00:49:52at a party!
00:49:53I am looking for freedom!
00:49:55With coverage.
00:49:56With coverage.
00:49:58With coverage.
00:50:01I am looking for freedom.
00:50:02With coverage.
00:50:03With coverage.
00:50:05With coverage.
00:50:06With coverage.
00:50:08With coverage.
00:50:09And listen, this is purely a reconnaissance mission.
00:50:15We behave as inconspicuously as possible.
00:50:17Yes, yes.
00:50:17Dear Destel, dear friends, we are incredibly happy that you are all here.
00:50:22Three words I don't want to hear today.
00:50:24Capitalism, pig system, host grain.
00:50:27Sure.
00:50:27And no alcohol.
00:50:28I never drink on duty.
00:50:30I, I only need you, I don't need anyone else.
00:50:34You are my dear star, I love you.
00:50:37I think it was a very big mistake to bring you along.
00:50:39I, I, it was a mistake to bring you along.
00:50:42That suits you quite well.
00:50:43Huh? But you look pretty good yourself.
00:50:48Honestly, kids, get a room.
00:50:51Good evening.
00:51:02Good gracious.
00:51:07I could vomit.
00:51:13But you're like that, I'm still old by comparison.
00:51:16Hello?
00:51:18Once, never, that's you.
00:51:21How does this car get into the living room?
00:51:24Garage elevator.
00:51:24Yes, exactly. Garage on the seventh floor.
00:51:27That must be incredibly annoying when all your acquaintances come around every May 1st and ask,
00:51:31whether they can park their car in your living room for the night.
00:51:47Look.
00:51:48We know them.
00:51:50Our friends.
00:51:51His office must be back there.
00:51:54Exactly, that's where I need to go.
00:51:55We need to mingle with the people.
00:52:05Unobtrusive.
00:52:05Making small talk.
00:52:06Small talk is my strength.
00:52:08Watch out.
00:52:10I'll try tax havens.
00:52:13We simply no longer want the terror of the radical-green, socialist-gay-lesbian minority lobby.
00:52:18The radical-green, socialist-gay-lesbian minority lobby.
00:52:23Yes, the RGSSLML.
00:52:27Mhm.
00:52:28But you already know that our skies are being sprayed with toxic chemicals across the board.
00:52:32No.
00:52:34Here you can see these so-called chemtrails.
00:52:37They want to make the German people infertile.
00:52:40Aha.
00:52:42How can I invest my money in a politically correct, i.e., right-wing nationalist, way?
00:52:47Let me help you.
00:52:48The answer: our new equity fund.
00:52:51For example, we only have companies in our portfolio that rely primarily on child and slave labor in the third world in their production chain.
00:52:58I don't see the difference between this and a normal equity fund.
00:53:03Here, hold on for a second.
00:53:05It's gotten really bad these days, that in many of our city districts like Heizberg you can hardly find anyone who talks properly about dating anymore, right?
00:53:11I feel marginalized.
00:53:13Do you understand that?
00:53:14Yes, we all know that feeling.
00:53:15Very good.
00:53:17You four finally have it.
00:53:19I can't get up there. I don't know how to get past them.
00:53:21Yes.
00:53:22You need to distract her.
00:53:23Why me?
00:53:24This is a stage.
00:53:26Yes.
00:53:27No no no.
00:53:27If you smell it in front of us, that's a really loud shot.
00:53:29I am not a cabaret artist.
00:53:30Now you go up there and then you sing a song. And it has to be one that everyone has to listen to.
00:53:35Why don't you play your rather radical protest song?
00:53:38And you were trying to fool me.
00:53:39No no.
00:53:40You can do it.
00:53:41I remember something else.
00:53:42What do I have here?
00:53:42Listen!
00:53:43I can still go for a walk.
00:53:45Or play something by Relish People.
00:53:48Yes.
00:53:48Hello.
00:53:49I know why they're so hot?
00:53:49I am an E.
00:53:50Excuse me please.
00:53:51Yes.
00:53:52Hi.
00:53:53Hi, Marc-Uwe.
00:53:54Hi.
00:53:55I would like to sing a nice serenade to Jörg.
00:53:57Yes, that's simply not possible.
00:53:58Good.
00:53:59OK.
00:53:59Hello.
00:54:00Yes.
00:54:01You look like a crowd that would definitely love to join in.
00:54:13sings along.
00:54:15Let's go.
00:54:16Problem here.
00:54:17Problem here.
00:54:17It is a matter of disclosure.
00:54:19To try.
00:54:20With a load of crap.
00:54:22Go.
00:54:23Caution.
00:54:24Level.
00:54:25Have you already booked one?
00:54:31The online Nazi is always there.
00:54:33No, that's it.
00:54:35But at some point, my time has come to an end.
00:54:38That's it.
00:54:39The boss found the password difficult.
00:54:41I don't need a password.
00:54:42Why not?
00:54:43Ah, most Windows versions have a vulnerability that can be exploited during the boot process.
00:54:47direct.
00:54:47So, so, so.
00:54:48Are you really interested in that?
00:54:49No.
00:54:50You, normal ending!
00:54:52That's it.
00:54:54It's over.
00:54:55It's over.
00:54:57Seriously?
00:54:58One two three four.
00:55:02No.
00:55:03Uh, 1933.
00:55:08Hey, it's you again.
00:55:10Take me.
00:55:11Take me with you.
00:55:11Yes, assholes!
00:55:13Aaaaaaah!
00:55:15Aaaaaaah!
00:55:16Aaaaaaah!
00:55:16That's something.
00:55:17Thank you very much!
00:55:18Thank you very much, that's it.
00:55:20I'll secure a Fruchtzwerg (a type of fruit yogurt).
00:55:22We're a little fruit dwarf, I mean.
00:55:23Untalented artists.
00:55:25I always participate.
00:55:26Ouch!
00:55:26Everything's happening now!
00:55:27Ouch!
00:55:27Ouch!
00:55:28Ouch!
00:55:28Ouch!
00:55:28Ouch!
00:55:29Ouch!
00:55:29Ouch!
00:55:29Ouch!
00:55:29Ouch!
00:55:29Ouch!
00:55:30Ouch!
00:55:30Ouch!
00:55:31Ouch!
00:55:31Ouch!
00:55:32Ouch!
00:55:32Ouch!
00:55:33Ouch!
00:55:33Ouch!
00:55:34Ouch!
00:55:34Ouch!
00:55:35Ouch!
00:55:35Ouch!
00:55:36Ouch!
00:55:41Ouch!
00:55:42Ouch!
00:55:42Ouch!
00:55:43Oops.
00:55:43I can drive over this car.
00:55:45Where is the family now?
00:55:46For him, for the car?
00:55:47Ouch!
00:55:47Ouch!
00:55:48Ouch!
00:55:48Ouch!
00:55:49Are they crazy?
00:55:50Ouch!
00:55:50Ouch!
00:55:51Ouch!
00:55:51Ouch!
00:55:52Ouch!
00:55:52Ouch!
00:55:53Ouch!
00:55:53Ouch!
00:55:54Ouch!
00:55:54Ouch!
00:55:55Ouch!
00:55:55Ouch!
00:55:56Ouch!
00:55:56What are you doing?
00:55:57Are we in the seventh estate here?
00:55:58Nobody likes a complaining passenger.
00:56:00Ouch!
00:56:01Ouch!
00:56:02Ouch!
00:56:03Ouch!
00:56:04Ouch!
00:56:05Ouch!
00:56:06Ouch!
00:56:07Ouch!
00:56:08Ouch!
00:56:09Ouch!
00:56:10Ouch!
00:56:23Becca!
00:56:24Ouch!
00:56:25Ouch!
00:56:30Ouch!
00:56:31COSASI!
00:56:32COSASI!
00:56:33HAUM!
00:56:34DISASI!
00:56:34Ouch!
00:56:35Oiej!
00:56:36Ouch!
00:56:37Ouch!
00:56:38Ouch!
00:56:39and take everything with you, number two
00:56:53Great, you can't find anything about kangaroos, but I'm still applying for both offenders.
00:57:00the immediate order for pre-trial detention due to risk of flight and risk of obstruction of justice
00:57:06And they really have a risk of repeating themselves, that the kangaroo will immediately get a sports car again.
00:57:10I go into the pool, I regret nothing, I would do it again anytime, why do I always have to do this
00:57:16Shitty cases, drinking makes me really unhappy. Have you ever tried it with alcohol? Of course.
00:57:24But let me say one thing: it's not a permanent solution either; I'm still applying.
00:57:29Pre-trial detention because I... well, that's fine, but where are you supposed to put the kangaroo? Can't you do that?
00:57:33I called them, they said sorry, I must be hard of hearing, they're a fascist, so I think...
00:57:39In a first sense, this could be considered an infringement on the rights of the animal owners, but it's not my kangaroo.
00:57:46I refuse to recognize this court as long as it doesn't recognize me. Damn class justice.
00:57:51Now I have received a warrant for pre-trial detention due to violation of the animal owner's duty of care, bail required.
00:57:595000 euros, it's still about property damage after Parakel, no justice, no peace, fuck the police
00:58:04A €10,000 deposit will bring your kangaroo a little respect; it's not my kangaroo, after all.
00:58:09It belongs to itself; they are very particular about ownership. I have nothing against it.
00:58:14Class justice – I just don't like the class aspect; there should be a little more respect for the court.
00:58:19Respect for shit, 20,000 euro deposit now, please just be quiet, the story will be
00:58:27I'm free, nothing will happen to you, you asshole, they just want to get me, yeah, of course.
00:58:36Does that mean I can leave? No? Yes? Oh, okay. I'm glad we found a solution that satisfies everyone.
00:58:48found
00:59:06very tastefully furnished
00:59:36ring, come along
00:59:45Your lawyer is here, my lawyer.
00:59:52I would like to point out that this is not my lawyer.
00:59:56Nonsense, as your lawyer I advise you to exercise your right to remain silent.
01:00:00I hereby request that the arrest warrant against my client be lifted immediately.
01:00:04Why, given the new facts?
01:00:07which new facts, as you may have already learned from the press,
01:00:10The plaintiff, Jörg Twix, did not receive a building permit for either his car lift or his rooftop pool.
01:00:18From a legal point of view, there was therefore neither a car in the living room nor a pool on the roof terrace of this apartment.
01:00:25Therefore, my client is only responsible for ensuring that his/her...
01:00:30pet drove into something that didn't exist, into something that wasn't there
01:00:37From a legal point of view, nothing at all has happened.
01:00:41correctly
01:00:43was not there
01:00:59No, no, no, no. Show me that again.
01:01:13And that's a hologram, right?
01:01:15Yes.
01:01:15Can you make something with that?
01:01:16I can try.
01:01:17And there was nothing else on his computer?
01:01:18No incriminating documents? Nothing at all?
01:01:21Nothing.
01:01:22Hm.
01:01:24I have a plan.
01:01:26That's what I was afraid of.
01:01:28We need a team for that.
01:01:31So, what are your special abilities?
01:01:33Can you fly, make yourselves invisible, and imitate funny voices?
01:01:36What does it want from us?
01:01:37Maybe it wants to punch you in the face.
01:01:39Yes, that's exactly the right attitude.
01:01:42You're in!
01:01:42Can we say that among real estate investors, there are Sona, and then there are others completely different.
01:01:48But those are the worst.
01:01:50I don't quite follow.
01:01:51That's what a little blacksmith does.
01:01:53Not everyone can be born with a 100-watt love life.
01:01:55Some people just got an energy-saving lightbulb, huh?
01:01:57Congratulations.
01:01:58You're on the team.
01:02:00What kind of team?
01:02:01How much longer do I have to sit here, Mom?
01:02:03What are the applicant's strengths?
01:02:07He is extremely loyal.
01:02:09And I don't have a babysitter.
01:02:12Good.
01:02:13Now only one more is needed.
01:02:16Lynn.
01:02:18You can leave.
01:02:18Did this reach my lawyer?
01:02:22No, her bail was provided.
01:02:25Did you pay the deposit?
01:02:27No.
01:02:28Show him what we've done.
01:02:29Enough with cabaret.
01:02:31I'm not talking to you.
01:02:32Huh?
01:02:33Show them to me.
01:02:33Look, we've put the whole thing online and declared it an art project.
01:02:36And then you raised your deposit through crowdfunding.
01:02:39You're a little bit famous now.
01:02:40And that's great art.
01:02:41The counterattack by the antisocial network will become legendary.
01:02:45We planned an anti-terrorist attack.
01:02:46You know what?
01:02:47I think I have absolutely no desire to be part of your big counterattack.
01:02:50I somehow have the feeling that whenever you have an idea, I'm the one who's for it.
01:02:53I get my ass kicked and I...
01:02:54This is not good.
01:02:57Why are you angry with me now?
01:02:58How come?
01:02:59I just told you that.
01:03:01But...
01:03:01You told me I should let my emotions out.
01:03:03Here they are.
01:03:05Yes.
01:03:05But not on me.
01:03:07We only have one hour left.
01:03:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:03:11Are you worried, bunny?
01:03:17Yes.
01:03:20Lördwix, don't worry.
01:03:24My luck never leaves me.
01:03:28So, did I hear that correctly?
01:03:30We know the rest of his secret, but we have absolutely no proof.
01:03:33We don't need that.
01:03:34We live in a post-truth era.
01:03:37What does that mean?
01:03:37We simply claim to have evidence.
01:03:40Specifically, at the laying of the foundation stone.
01:03:41I will secretly unbox the architect and then deliver his speech.
01:03:45Well, I think we're relatively similar.
01:03:51So, does everyone know what to do?
01:03:54That's what I expected.
01:03:55That's why I prepared handouts.
01:03:57Could you please distribute some items?
01:03:59I even came up with a logo.
01:04:01Very pretty.
01:04:02Do you have another one for him?
01:04:03No, he's not participating.
01:04:06I don't even know why he's here.
01:04:08Oh, you're not participating?
01:04:09No, I will watch your antics with goodwill, but someone else can get punched in the face this time.
01:04:15Pipe.
01:04:15I also have migraines.
01:04:16It's so good that we got you out of jail.
01:04:18Wait a minute, not you, Ed.
01:04:19I don't need to put up with this.
01:04:20Then go.
01:04:21Go ahead.
01:04:22Just stay there for now.
01:04:23Uwe, go away.
01:04:24Well, you go ahead and do it.
01:04:25Bye-bye.
01:04:27Okay, then take a look at the handouts. Showtime is almost here.
01:04:33Thank you very much.
01:04:34Madame de Blanche, please, please.
01:04:35What's going on here?
01:04:53We need to get through here quickly.
01:04:54Red through.
01:04:55Yes.
01:04:56No, no.
01:04:56There.
01:04:57What are you even talking about?
01:04:58We can't get onto the premises.
01:04:59Too many safety precautions.
01:05:01So we thought we'd go through the wall.
01:05:04You can't be serious, can you?
01:05:05Instead of everything being on the handout.
01:05:07Well, I come from here.
01:05:10Probably.
01:05:12Probably.
01:05:16Hi.
01:05:19It's the wall, after all.
01:05:21Yeah, right?
01:05:21I was right after all.
01:05:22Excuse me, guys, why didn't you punch a hole in your own wall?
01:05:32Are you crazy?
01:05:33We're not going to put a hole in our corner shop.
01:05:35Yes, that makes sense.
01:05:36Can you at least look after Jesus?
01:05:52Yes.
01:05:52Dear friends, fellow citizens, patriots, today is the first day of the next thousand years.
01:06:14What an incredibly stupid sentence.
01:06:17Today is also the first day of the next thousand years.
01:06:19I welcome our allied patriots from our European neighboring countries.
01:06:27Who invited them?
01:06:29Excuse me, colleague.
01:06:30We are the Turkish delegation.
01:06:32We are also nationalists.
01:06:34Suppressing minorities, imprisoning dissidents, denying genocide – we can do that just as well as here.
01:06:39Warm regards to these ladies and gentlemen of the lying press.
01:06:43And who will be here?
01:06:46Dear friends, here it is, the Europa Tower.
01:06:50Today we're putting an end to the Galtbox.
01:07:14Klopp, klopp, klopp.
01:07:16Excuse me, is that the new Holomax 3000 you have there?
01:07:20Yes.
01:07:22Nationalism is never always about hating, and violence is what our enemies claim.
01:07:27This accusation is completely unfounded.
01:07:30That's a great piece of equipment.
01:07:32Are you showing more already?
01:07:33Yes, we only just got that too.
01:07:36We originally wanted to work with the Polo Plus 2.0, but...
01:07:40Because we have common enemies – the Chinese, the Samists, Brussels – but we will show them all that international nationalism can work.
01:07:53Yes, let Mr. know.
01:07:55That wasn't the plan.
01:07:59I am Steuers, the leader of this great movement.
01:08:03You can be proud to have me as your leader.
01:08:17Go on, get started!
01:08:18That's fast too.
01:08:20The Tower costs more money because of the sand.
01:08:24And thanks to the split in the 6T distributor, we were finally able to produce enough flowers.
01:08:39Are you really interested in that?
01:08:41Total.
01:08:42She will never find happiness.
01:08:46He will lead them to victory.
01:08:48Ladies and gentlemen!
01:08:50Help!
01:08:51Always leave me out!
01:08:52Before I now hand the floor to the architect of this symbol of our strength,
01:08:58Let me say once again that I am glad we have cleared out our conferences,
01:09:05to serve Western culture together.
01:09:09Analog, converted, 8K signal.
01:09:16Send it back!
01:09:18Did I really just say that?
01:09:20I am pleased to present to you the architect of the Europa Tower.
01:09:25Albrecht Schwulstatt!
01:09:26Yes, I am the architect.
01:09:46I am the architect.
01:09:48And I am very pleased about your interest and ours, and yours, um, I am the architect.
01:09:58This man, Jörg Twix, wants to betray you.
01:10:01Oh, man, do it!
01:10:02He systematically lied to everyone.
01:10:03He falsified a building survey because he is too weak to support the tower.
01:10:08It will be many times more free.
01:10:09Let some people press!
01:10:11They want to hear what you just said!
01:10:15I need a spink if you've got nothing to hide.
01:10:17Yes, you can...
01:10:18The gate has a longer construction time than the Cologne dump!
01:10:21The way Twix plans the tower, it will collapse!
01:10:23You're not going to bring it down at all!
01:10:25Well, we'll see about that.
01:10:27Be nice and quiet, okay?
01:10:28Oh, oh!
01:10:32If we start running now,
01:10:33Then they are so happy and run after us.
01:10:35Oh man, you god!
01:10:38Help!
01:10:38Help!
01:10:39Help!
01:10:40Help!
01:10:40Help!
01:10:41Help!
01:10:41Help!
01:10:41Help!
01:10:58Help!
01:11:00Schöndert!
01:11:02Again!
01:11:05We are the heard.
01:11:08I had the situation completely under control.
01:11:24Sure.
01:11:27Thanks.
01:11:29What did you say?
01:11:32You already understood me.
01:11:38What an incredible frost it was.
01:11:43It was all a show.
01:11:45If they had this evidence, they would have presented it.
01:11:49It's all lies.
01:11:51As always.
01:12:08This is another one of those perfect moments.
01:12:29So I think I deserve to hear your rules.
01:12:50So so.
01:12:51First, no friends.
01:13:00We are not friends.
01:13:02I hardly know you.
01:13:03I wouldn't say we're friends in any way.
01:13:05Secondly, nobody without their own children.
01:13:07I have a kangaroo.
01:13:09That's at least as nice.
01:13:17Thirdly, no artists.
01:13:19I'm not a real artist at all.
01:13:23I'm more of a...
01:13:24Street performer, huh?
01:13:25This is a private conversation.
01:13:28You won't find anything like that in my pub.
01:13:35Fourth, nobody in the same house.
01:13:38That's crap.
01:13:42Come on, everyone!
01:13:44I think rules are overrated.
01:13:46They aren't really rules, but more like temporary guidelines.
01:13:53Do you feel like going dancing?
01:13:54Where does Mom rent her apartment?
01:14:19A hazelnut fodder.
01:14:19Well, it seems kind of ridiculous to me to say "you".
01:14:22Come on, do it already.
01:14:24You now have lip drainage.
01:14:27And fill out the hazelnut fodder voluntarily.
01:14:31You stole the hazelnut fodder again.
01:14:32Please tell me now that it's not true.
01:14:34I couldn't resist.
01:14:36Yes, why are you waiting?
01:14:38Get that damn lucky charm!
01:14:40We're giving them back to them now.
01:14:42Then that matter is settled.
01:14:43No, never!
01:14:44You couple!
01:14:45Let go, let go!
01:14:46Look at this!
01:14:52What is that?
01:14:54If you ask me, that's proof.
01:14:56Stop her from staying!
01:14:58Have a look!
01:14:58Come quickly!
01:14:59Watch out, my hands!
01:15:07Dear patient, you must see your migraine as the place of an unloved aunt,
01:15:15who comes to visit you here and there today.
01:15:26Oh, fuck!
01:15:27Now it's going to hurt!
01:15:31Yes, now it's going to hurt!
01:15:33Oh God!
01:15:36It'll be alright!
01:15:45You must feed the hazelnuts!
01:15:47You think I'm sorry, you're tough, but I'm tougher!
01:15:51And here there's always a meadow like a mountain meadow!
01:16:02Cool!
01:16:02That's a really special move!
01:16:04Okay, Otto, what do we do now?
01:16:06We're doing what any decent German would do.
01:16:08Alright, we'll go out and beat them up.
01:16:11No, we're calling the police.
01:16:12Welcome to the Berlin Police!
01:16:19I think that's him!
01:16:23If you have witnessed a murder, please press one now.
01:16:28If you have been murdered, please press two.
01:16:32And off he goes!
01:16:33You, you all!
01:16:39No!
01:16:40That's enough to drive a stork crazy!
01:16:42If you have murdered someone, please press three now and record your confession after the pictogram.
01:16:48Two will survive!
01:16:51That's it, you're sorry!
01:16:52You mustn't call her that.
01:16:57They are simply victims of their own circumstances.
01:17:00Who is that?
01:17:00This is already a direct physical act of violence by individuals against the omnipresent, structural violence of society.
01:17:07This is one night, you victim!
01:17:09If your bicycle has been stolen, then unfortunately you're out of luck.
01:17:13Okay, I'm going out there and I'll start them together.
01:17:14Please note that additional charges may apply from your mobile provider.
01:17:20A very small bird.
01:17:22It suddenly lands on your stomach.
01:17:28Ouch!
01:17:29Where is the rabbit photo?
01:17:36Look, boy!
01:17:39Bud Spencer seems to be a powerful anesthetic.
01:17:43Jesus, come here!
01:17:50So, dude.
01:17:51Ouch!
01:17:51Mama!
01:17:52Who has the rabbit photo?
01:17:53The rabbit photo!
01:17:54The rabbit photo!
01:17:55Great.
01:17:56It is too late.
01:18:00You've already leaked everything to the press.
01:18:04The sun shines to warm you.
01:18:07I love you.
01:18:12Those legs are unbeatable.
01:18:16Everything that needs to be done is out.
01:18:21You are no longer acceptable to the party or to me.
01:18:23Are we talking about the rat hole?
01:18:24Are we talking about the rat hole?
01:18:38Are we talking about the rat hole?
01:18:51Listeners, are we in the rat hole?
01:18:54Hey, let's go home, you USA!
01:19:05What the hell is that beast doing acting like a tough guy?
01:19:07Stop it, otherwise I'll be unpleasant!
01:19:10Oh, look!
01:19:12Yes!
01:19:13Yippee!
01:19:14Stop wobbling!
01:19:16Stop!
01:19:18Are you insane!
01:19:20Oh, I feel sick.
01:19:22Come on now, you asshole!
01:19:24Hooray!
01:19:29Yes!
01:19:30Number three!
01:19:45Hey, colleagues, I'm an undercover agent.
01:19:47What are you?
01:19:47Informant.
01:19:48Yes, yes, that's clear.
01:19:49Yes, an informant from the Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution.
01:19:50Zah, stop!
01:19:51Tell me, what's the point of this?
01:19:52Why are you pausing the movie?
01:19:53Ah, now all the bad guys are being arrested.
01:19:55You can imagine.
01:19:56Let me fast forward a bit.
01:19:57Are you crazy?
01:19:57Give me the wares, the noses.
01:19:58Stop it!
01:19:59Hey!
01:20:01Well, that went pretty well, you know, right?
01:20:07Never do that again.
01:20:08Yes, my little one.
01:20:15Oh, oh.
01:20:27Hey.
01:20:31Yes.
01:20:39See you.
01:20:45Yes, see you around.
01:20:47Yes?
01:20:48Honestly, dude?
01:20:49That would have been the moment.
01:20:51It would have been far too kitschy, it simply wouldn't have worked.
01:20:54Man, cheesy?
01:20:55Yes, next time.
01:20:56What? Next time? Oh.
01:21:02Tell me, why did you jump onto the bucket of the excavator?
01:21:05I wanted to save the house.
01:21:07But if you think about it carefully...
01:21:09That's on my not-to-do list.
01:21:10Then you have to go.
01:21:12That's on my not-to-do list.
01:21:13That was quite a daring stunt, wasn't it?
01:21:15You weren't worried, were you?
01:21:17Since I met you, all I do is worry.
01:21:19Were you worried?
01:21:20Yes.
01:21:21About me?
01:21:22I knew right away that we would become friends.
01:21:24Were you worried?
01:21:25Maybe I was a little worried about you.
01:21:28Absolutely. For no reason at all.
01:21:29I had the situation completely under control.
01:21:35You were worried about me?
01:21:36Look, the sunrise is way too kitschy.
01:21:38Oh, that's just not acceptable.
01:21:39Terrible.
01:21:40That makes you look ridiculous.
01:21:43Not.
01:21:44mold on
01:21:46mm
01:21:47third
01:21:48third
01:21:49third
01:21:50small
01:21:55I really don't know what I'm doing here.
01:22:20I'm not some system victim with a psychological issue here.
01:22:22Look, and that's exactly what I mean.
01:22:25You are completely inconsiderate.
01:22:26And I think it would really help us,
01:22:28if we talk about it openly with an impartial referee.
01:22:31I don't understand how he can be impartial if you're paying him.
01:22:33You're welcome to pay half if you want.
01:22:36Yes, that would be even better.
01:22:39There you are, Mr. Cabaret Artist.
01:22:43God bless you.
01:22:44I've already made us some tea, if that's alright.
01:22:48Tell me, how is our kangaroo doing today?
01:22:53You can ask directly yourself.
01:22:57I always have to check on the kangaroo to see how it is doing.
01:23:01Which kangaroo?
01:23:03No, no, no, no, no.
01:23:05I don't see a kangaroo, I don't see a kangaroo, I don't see a kangaroo.
01:23:08Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, it's right there.
01:23:09Nobody is sitting there, Mr. Kleink.
01:23:12He needs a mental doctor even more than you do.
01:23:14What did you say?
01:23:15I didn't say anything.
01:23:17Don't be silly.
01:23:18You know perfectly well that you're only getting yourself into trouble with that stupid kangaroo.
01:23:27Yes, that's a kangaroo, I don't see a kangaroo.
01:23:57I don't see a kangaroo, I don't see a kangaroo.
01:24:27I don't see a kangaroo, I don't see a kangaroo, I don't see a kangaroo.
01:24:40The scandal involving baton brigades revealed falsified expert opinions and black money in offshore accounts.
01:25:03Unsere Heimat AG, owned by Berlin real estate mogul Jörg Dwix and facing difficulties, was bought today by an investor.
01:25:11The new owner assured all tenants that he would take care of all problems.
01:25:16We from "5 to 12" are meeting him today for an interview.
01:25:22It's pointless trying to argue with a pile of shit.
01:25:29You've tried long enough, you've booked yourself into every talk show.
01:25:36There's always some Nazi sitting there spouting nonsense, but at some point it has to stop.
01:25:44That's it, it's over, it's over.
01:25:50We don't want it to go back to the way it was.
01:25:54We'll come without you, you wankers.
01:25:58Without you guys, sure.
01:26:01What else can you do here during the day?
01:26:02Humans have always been clueless about many things.
01:26:06Why does it get dark and so terribly cold at night?
01:26:09Therefore, he found a story about a guy called God.
01:26:13Basically, an extremely convoluted fantasy plot.
01:26:16And blood is still being shed today because of this nonsense.
01:26:20Hey guys, eventually you get good.
01:26:23That's it, yes, that's it.
01:26:26It's over, it's over.
01:26:31We don't want it to go back to the way it was.
01:26:34We'll come back without you, your shot.
01:26:38Without you guys, sure.
01:26:41We can do that too.
01:26:42A few have a lot, many have nothing.
01:26:45Many pay taxes, a few know the tricks.
01:26:49The world is on the verge of a heart attack.
01:26:53And everyone believes that the market will regulate it.
01:26:56The river flows steadily from bottom to top.
01:27:01Enough is enough.
01:27:03That's it, yes, that's it.
01:27:06It's over, it's over.
01:27:09We don't want things to stay the way they were.
01:27:14We can manage just fine without you.
01:27:18Bye, bye, adieu.
01:27:19Does that echo too?
01:27:21Yes, fountain, come, I've heard.
01:27:24Come on, nice, please.
01:27:26Come to the point.
01:27:29The game is over, finally move on.
01:27:31You are reserved, you push the fly.
01:27:36Update it, then fly away.
01:27:39When it was us, Appel-Gut.
01:27:43Bye-bye-Kowski, there's the door.
01:27:48The Appel blade.
01:27:50That's all, folks, bye-bye.
01:27:54Hocus, hocus, give, hocus.
01:27:58Arms, water, out and shot.
01:28:01A really awesome ending, actually.
01:28:07Yes, that would have been a good ending, but you always have to add your two cents.
01:28:11You always have to have the last word.
01:28:19I don't have to.
01:28:20Brain.
