00:00Dear passengers, due to our delay, the ICE to Hamburg unfortunately cannot wait for us.
00:06We apologize very much.
00:10So, this is our passenger feedback feature.
00:14Simply scan the QR code on your seat, write a love letter, and it will land anonymously and without delay right here in my jacket bottle.
00:24What a bunch of losers. Deutsche Bahn has...
00:27...with customs.
00:35What's up?
00:36Lukas has a fan.
00:37You have a fan in car 7.
00:39Compliments to the friendly staff, especially to the sweet conductor with the beautiful voice.
00:45Such a beautiful voice.
00:47Real?
00:48Yes, it does happen quite often that clients flirt with me.
00:51Take a look. Maybe the stranger will reveal herself.
00:54What? No, I'm not interested in that at all.
00:56Strangely, it's always the very ones who don't have a ticket. Isn't it strange that such criminal women are attracted to me?
01:04Go on.
01:05Oh, no.
01:07Lukas is afraid. Afraid of women.
01:10Nonsense.
01:11But.
01:12No. But it would be highly unprofessional to respond to something like that.
01:15How did you get past me?
01:23We know what you're up to.
01:25We're coming with you.
01:30Use your voice.
01:32Oh right.
01:32Anyone else boarding here?
01:39Yes, I, um...
01:41But I also have the train ticket.
01:45Okay, wait a minute. Who is it?
02:07Ah, there it is at number 81.
02:08The hot blonde?
02:09You dream, she doesn't even play in the same league.
02:11She might have headphones on, but the look at the end...
02:13Wait, this isn't the Amora Express.
02:15This is the ICE to Dortmund. We have to stay realistic.
02:18I'm guessing 75th place.
02:20Ah, the nerdy girl with the glasses.
02:22Of course. Anyone who tries to meet men using a QR code must be crazy.
02:32Just like you. And blonde at 81 is out. So glasses at 75. Let's go, Lukas.
02:36So, someone else got on here.
02:41What's going on?
02:43Luke, hello.
02:45And we have to stay realistic.
02:47I'm guessing 75th place.
02:49Ah, the nerdy girl with the glasses.
02:51What's going on?
02:52Lukas has a barrel.
02:53Nonsense.
02:54But.
02:55The nerdy girl with the glasses.
02:56The hot blonde.
02:57Okay, wait a minute. Who is it?
02:59So, someone else got on here.
03:04I think we already met, right?
03:07Excuse me, can you speak in English?
03:09Ah, you don't speak German.
03:12That's what I actually thought.
03:14But my boss said it was you.
03:16Sorry, I don't understand.
03:18Um, uh, thank you for traveling with Deutsche Bahn.
03:25Fairy indicator.
03:27What if this is a male bear?
03:29It was the one in 81st place.
03:30Both are wrong here.
03:31That was the one at the very front.
03:32Place 108 or so.
03:33Look how they look.
03:35You're right about how it's done here.
03:36The only people who look at me like that are the ones we want to order food for.
03:39Um, a wonderful good day.
03:44Hello.
03:47Ah, do you want to control me?
03:49Not necessary.
03:52Are you having a good trip?
03:54And how?
03:55I had no idea you could meet so many first-class men in second class.
03:59And, uh, have you done this before?
04:04The, uh, flirting via the QR code?
04:07Um, no, never.
04:11I'm more suited to local transport.
04:13How many bonus points do you need to win a free ride with a train attendant?
04:18And where is it?
04:21Uh...
04:22Maybe your voice just isn't made for flirting?
04:24That's enough now.
04:25I'm going to place 81.
04:26And where is it?
04:27Uh, maybe your voice just isn't made for flirting?
04:28That's enough now.
04:29I'm going to place 81.
04:48Yes, I go too high and I make it.
05:03Katea, don't we need to get to Car 1 really quickly? One of the toilets was broken.
05:07Oh well.
05:11It would have been difficult anyway.
05:13A long-distance relationship between Würzburg and Münster, connection in Düsseldorf?
05:17Münster, connection in Düsseldorf, delay included, no.
05:21However, if you take the 880 to Hamburg at 11.25 am
05:25and then Hannover directly opposite in the 756, that actually works.
05:34Beautiful stranger from seat 81, carriage 7, on the 594 towards Dortmund.
05:41If you see this, get in touch.
05:44The seat next to me is reserved for you.
05:45For free.
05:49Coffee, please.
05:50I'd love to have one, too. But the machine is broken.
05:53Hey, first we stand around in this wilderness for hours, now I can't get any coffee.
05:56That's typical German rail.
05:58Okay, this can't go on like this.
06:00We're 60 minutes late, the Wi-Fi is slow, and now there's no coffee left?
06:03Customer satisfaction is close to reaching rock bottom.
06:07Come on, just make the rolls in the back.
06:10I'll take care of it.
06:13Customer satisfaction is 99% communication.
06:15Coffee after 5 p.m.?
06:17This is very bad for the quality of sleep.
06:19How about a refreshing apple spritzer instead?
06:21You don't say Wi-Fi is broken, you say digital detox.
06:24OK.
06:24Very good choice.
06:25It's not just the train that's delayed, but slowing down is also good.
06:28A cup of tea like this would be much more relaxing for you right now.
06:31Caffeine for stress?
06:33No.
06:33Ah, real Italians don't drink cappuccino after 12.
06:37How about a little vino?
06:38Yes.
06:39Do iced drinks kill your appetite?
06:40Yes, then I'd rather have milk.
06:41Yes.
06:43Especially from a post-colonial perspective, coffee is highly problematic.
06:48You don't say the coffee is finished, but rather one more coffee this late.
06:52Not that you won't be able to fall asleep afterwards.
06:53I can always sleep, black without sugar.
06:56Secure?
06:57Yes.
06:58Sure, sure?
06:59Yes.
07:00Good service is not when guests get what they want, but when they want what they get.
07:06Did you know that black coffee turns your teeth yellow over time?
07:15No, I don't mean your teeth.
07:18You have a great smile.
07:19But you know, that perfect Hollywood smile is out.
07:23I would really just like my coffee now.
07:24Here is the coffee.
07:26It's on the house.
07:26So, on the train.
07:30I always have a pot as an emergency reserve.
07:32What?
07:34Oh yes.
07:34No, it's not for you at all.
07:37Dude, give it here now.
07:39What?
07:39Coffee is totally unhealthy.
07:40You can't sleep there.
07:50Okay, this is really unhealthy.
07:53I think I'm not feeling well.
08:05How slow can you actually go, man?
08:09Region, age.
08:10No, I think it's nice.
08:12I take the train to work, then I take the train to work, and then I go home.
08:16By train.
08:19Now I have you at the last moment.
08:21Yes, Generation Z here, right?
08:23Always on the cell phone, cell phone, cell phone, cell phone, right?
08:25And once he's gone, you suddenly experience something.
08:28Just look out the window, Kathi.
08:30Original Express, where you can enjoy a beautiful view of the landscape.
08:33Dude, how ugly do I look after work?
08:41I don't think so.
08:42Please?
08:43Oh, sorry, no, I didn't mean to.
08:46You are of course right.
08:49What?
08:50Dude, Tina, did he just call me ugly?
08:52Yes.
08:52Already.
08:53You were just being nice, Luca is straight.
08:56A little late in the head sometimes.
08:58Exactly, I was just in the tunnel.
09:01Hey, that's definitely a community service cop.
09:05Community service in the region?
09:06Dude, you're bored too, right?
09:09Hey, why? He has to go home too.
09:10A civilian cop isn't allowed to drive regional buses now, is he?
09:13I think Micha knows something like that from before.
09:18Does that mean you've been to jail before?
09:21Perhaps.
09:22I don't want you, man.
09:24She's just making fun of us.
09:25I am not afraid.
09:26And if so, the police are there.
09:30This is not a community service cop.
09:32Better be careful.
09:33So, I work in retail.
09:35I drive here every day and just want to go home.
09:38Yes, you have to say that now.
09:41Everything is easy, we won’t blow your cover,
09:43Mr. Retailer.
09:45Kathi, this is just a passenger.
09:47Sorry, long day.
09:50Yes, yes.
09:52This is not a community service cop.
09:54Yes.
09:56No.
09:57But.
09:58No, that wasn't a community service cop.
10:01But.
10:04No.
10:05But.
10:06No.
10:07Tina, please do something.
10:09But.
10:09National growth.
10:11Please say something.
10:12Yes.
10:13Yes.
10:14Yes.
10:15Yes.
10:15To be honest, I'm actually glad that Mr. Regio isn't that fast.
10:19Because then you have a little time with your colleagues.
10:22Do you also get to know each other personally?
10:25Thanks, Regio.
10:26Yes, but no.
10:28But.
10:29No.
10:30But.
10:31Tomorrow I'll drive again.
10:35Okay, I won't do that anyway.
10:38The recordings you made will be deleted.
10:41Understood?
10:41Yes.
10:43N/a.
10:44Yes.
10:44Yes.
10:45Yes.
10:46N/a.
10:47Yes.
10:47Yes.
