00:00Music
00:00Excuse me, what's on the menu today?
00:15Please?
00:16I mean, just music or anything else?
00:19You are at a concert.
00:21Ah yes.
00:23You know, I actually entered a competition,
00:28I actually won an entry in a prize competition run by the company Salamo,
00:33Salamo cooking fat, I submitted the correct solution.
00:38No added fat when frying with Salamo.
00:41Would you like one?
00:41No thanks.
00:42Prizes number 50 to 100 were each an admission ticket.
00:46for a cultural event.
00:49The syllables had to be put in the correct order.
00:52It said O-Mone-Lasa with Los-Fett-Brat or something similar.
01:00But it should have said "frying without fat, with Salamo without."
01:05Not easy at all.
01:09No, wait.
01:10It should read: "Brat without fat with Salamo frying fat without fat".
01:18But it said Molasa with no fat-fat-fry-fry.
01:26Excuse me please.
01:28Could it be that you went to the wrong place?
01:30No.
01:31No.
01:31Number 9.
01:33See? Number 9.
01:35But row 14.
01:36This is row 15.
01:38This is the place.
01:38Oh right.
01:40Then yes.
01:43Oh, just keep some space.
01:44I'll just climb over.
01:51Would you be so kind as to take your place now?
01:54I'm stuck on something.
01:55Where?
01:56In step.
01:56Then do something.
01:58How? Do it?
01:59Here.
02:00Oh, very much so.
02:01No, not.
02:02Please don't.
02:03It's already somewhat torn.
02:17Will your leg stay in that position now?
02:19That depends on my trousers.
02:20Excuse me.
02:22Could you perhaps make yourself a little smaller?
02:24What are you actually doing there?
02:26I am a winner of the Salamo Prize competition.
02:29Salamo frying fat.
02:32No added fat when frying with Salamo.
02:36The syllables had to be put in the correct order.
02:40It was there.
02:42Monet-Lasa-Brat-Brat.
02:45Fat-fat with mitode.
02:46No, wait, you.
02:47Please take your seats immediately.
02:51It's not working.
02:53If your pants are stuck somewhere, you can't just walk away.
02:57They are dining at Brahms's.
02:59This is a fruit candy with vitamin C.
03:10Is that Schubert?
03:11No. Someone is offering a price for frying fat.
03:16Oh.
03:18Shh.
03:20Pum, pum.
03:25Oops. Clean that up immediately.
03:32Would you like a fresh one? Please.
03:35Moment.
03:35Would you like a freshening sound?
03:50Would you like a freshening sound?
03:52Would you like a freshening sound?
04:06Retirees who can't sing like to conduct.
04:25They experience peaks of musical passion, especially in front of the mirror at home.
04:30In our case, however, the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra played live in the background.
04:35It was his hundredth birthday.
05:05It was his hundredth birthday.
05:35It was his hundredth birthday.
06:05It was his hundredth birthday.
06:35It was his hundredth birthday.
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17:14I'll take a look.
17:17Hertha!
17:17I'll take a look.
17:47I'll take a look.
18:17I'll take a look.
18:47Waiter, you're from Hamburg, are we women?
18:51No, but my brother-in-law Klapphut lives there with his family.
18:55Then you should actually be fighting Polmanns.
18:57Are those the ones with the Jaguar?
18:59No, but quite charming.
19:00But Mr. von Treusen!
19:16Do you play an instrument?
19:20Piano.
19:20Do you still play golf with the women?
19:22No.
19:22You know, golf has become a real sport for the common people.
19:25But you do get out sometimes.
19:27We should all praise the fresh ones much more.
19:29Oops!
19:30We'll be back now.
19:31It's not that bad.
19:32What a powerful job.
19:33Do you know, what's it like for a really nice group of people, including a dentist and his wife, really educated people?
19:38And all with acupuncture?
19:40Imagine that, I wouldn't have thought it possible myself.
19:44Oh, excuse me, may I have the wine bottle?
19:47From the back of the head to the nose.
19:49Disgusting!
19:50You're trying to accuse me of fraud, Mr. Barron.
19:52But Gneefrau, you will not turn down the Lord of Treusen.
19:55Doctor, alcohol is my weak point.
19:58But nobody can deny a little something on such a beautiful evening.
20:02Oh, Dr. Treusen, how do you hear so well?
20:05No, oh, Gneefrau!
20:10I want to hear that too.
20:12Like the charming story of the man who doesn't like fruit salad.
20:24There are two men sitting on a train, and one of them cuts an apple into very small pieces and throws them out the window.
20:31And then he cuts one banana into slices and throws them out the window too.
20:35And then one asks the other, "What are you doing there?"
20:42Oh, would you be so kind as to make me the meat platter?
20:56Waiter, if you would be so kind as to...
21:12Mr. Domoratzki always gives such rousing speeches at the table.
21:39Your Excellency Consul, ladies and gentlemen.
21:43It is a need of mine, and I believe this is not least with regard to the ladies present, or rather, the fairer sex.
21:51The hospitality of this house, gentlemen, as the poet says?
21:55Life is serious, art is joyful, and I am pleased that Dr. Blöhmeier will be present in person.
22:01and especially for the youth, also in the spirit of this successful evening.
22:06Bravo!
22:07Should we also express our thanks to Consul Krepko and the esteemed lady?
22:20Didn't I find that delightful?
22:22It makes you feel so personally addressed, doesn't it?
22:25Do you know that delightful little story about the man, the man who...
22:39sniff?
22:47Music
22:50Music
22:57Music
23:02Stop, stop, stop, stop!