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😂 Loriot: Das Chaos von Musik, Bettenkauf & Bratfett-Gewinn! (Folge 3)

Loriot: Von Witz & Bratfett! Die besten Sketche über Musik, Bett & Geselligkeit! 😂

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Loriot (3) · Von Mensch und Musik, Bett, Bratfett und Geselligkeit ist eine unvergessliche Sammlung seiner schärfsten, charmantesten und lustigsten Sketche, die das deutsche Spießbürgertum mit liebevoller Ironie auf die Schippe nehmen. Diese Episode ist ein absolutes Muss für alle Kenner und die, die es werden wollen. Lick-mich-am-Arsch und Kosakenzipfel sind nur zwei der Highlights, die Ihnen garantiert ein Lächeln ins Gesicht zaubern!

Beim Galadinner kommt Loriot einfach nicht zu Wort. Beim Bettenkauf kommt ihm ein zweites Ehepaar in die Quere. Ein Konzertbesucher hat Bonbons dabei und ein Heimdirigent hat ein sehr reales Orchester vor sich. Bleibt nur abzuwarten, ob die Comedian Harmonists noch ein vollständiges Lied singen. Mit den Sketchen: · Salamo-Konzert · Comedian Harmonists · Der Heimdirigent · Comedian Harmonists .....

😂 Loriot: Das Chaos von Musik, Bettenkauf & Bratfett-Gewinn! (Folge 3)

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00:00Music
00:00Excuse me, what's on the menu today?
00:15Please?
00:16I mean, just music or anything else?
00:19You are at a concert.
00:21Ah yes.
00:23You know, I actually entered a competition,
00:28I actually won an entry in a prize competition run by the company Salamo,
00:33Salamo cooking fat, I submitted the correct solution.
00:38No added fat when frying with Salamo.
00:41Would you like one?
00:41No thanks.
00:42Prizes number 50 to 100 were each an admission ticket.
00:46for a cultural event.
00:49The syllables had to be put in the correct order.
00:52It said O-Mone-Lasa with Los-Fett-Brat or something similar.
01:00But it should have said "frying without fat, with Salamo without."
01:05Not easy at all.
01:09No, wait.
01:10It should read: "Brat without fat with Salamo frying fat without fat".
01:18But it said Molasa with no fat-fat-fry-fry.
01:26Excuse me please.
01:28Could it be that you went to the wrong place?
01:30No.
01:31No.
01:31Number 9.
01:33See? Number 9.
01:35But row 14.
01:36This is row 15.
01:38This is the place.
01:38Oh right.
01:40Then yes.
01:43Oh, just keep some space.
01:44I'll just climb over.
01:51Would you be so kind as to take your place now?
01:54I'm stuck on something.
01:55Where?
01:56In step.
01:56Then do something.
01:58How? Do it?
01:59Here.
02:00Oh, very much so.
02:01No, not.
02:02Please don't.
02:03It's already somewhat torn.
02:17Will your leg stay in that position now?
02:19That depends on my trousers.
02:20Excuse me.
02:22Could you perhaps make yourself a little smaller?
02:24What are you actually doing there?
02:26I am a winner of the Salamo Prize competition.
02:29Salamo frying fat.
02:32No added fat when frying with Salamo.
02:36The syllables had to be put in the correct order.
02:40It was there.
02:42Monet-Lasa-Brat-Brat.
02:45Fat-fat with mitode.
02:46No, wait, you.
02:47Please take your seats immediately.
02:51It's not working.
02:53If your pants are stuck somewhere, you can't just walk away.
02:57They are dining at Brahms's.
02:59This is a fruit candy with vitamin C.
03:10Is that Schubert?
03:11No. Someone is offering a price for frying fat.
03:16Oh.
03:18Shh.
03:20Pum, pum.
03:25Oops. Clean that up immediately.
03:32Would you like a fresh one? Please.
03:35Moment.
03:35Would you like a freshening sound?
03:50Would you like a freshening sound?
03:52Would you like a freshening sound?
04:06Retirees who can't sing like to conduct.
04:25They experience peaks of musical passion, especially in front of the mirror at home.
04:30In our case, however, the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra played live in the background.
04:35It was his hundredth birthday.
05:05It was his hundredth birthday.
05:35It was his hundredth birthday.
06:05It was his hundredth birthday.
06:35It was his hundredth birthday.
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17:14I'll take a look.
17:17Hertha!
17:17I'll take a look.
17:47I'll take a look.
18:17I'll take a look.
18:47Waiter, you're from Hamburg, are we women?
18:51No, but my brother-in-law Klapphut lives there with his family.
18:55Then you should actually be fighting Polmanns.
18:57Are those the ones with the Jaguar?
18:59No, but quite charming.
19:00But Mr. von Treusen!
19:16Do you play an instrument?
19:20Piano.
19:20Do you still play golf with the women?
19:22No.
19:22You know, golf has become a real sport for the common people.
19:25But you do get out sometimes.
19:27We should all praise the fresh ones much more.
19:29Oops!
19:30We'll be back now.
19:31It's not that bad.
19:32What a powerful job.
19:33Do you know, what's it like for a really nice group of people, including a dentist and his wife, really educated people?
19:38And all with acupuncture?
19:40Imagine that, I wouldn't have thought it possible myself.
19:44Oh, excuse me, may I have the wine bottle?
19:47From the back of the head to the nose.
19:49Disgusting!
19:50You're trying to accuse me of fraud, Mr. Barron.
19:52But Gneefrau, you will not turn down the Lord of Treusen.
19:55Doctor, alcohol is my weak point.
19:58But nobody can deny a little something on such a beautiful evening.
20:02Oh, Dr. Treusen, how do you hear so well?
20:05No, oh, Gneefrau!
20:10I want to hear that too.
20:12Like the charming story of the man who doesn't like fruit salad.
20:24There are two men sitting on a train, and one of them cuts an apple into very small pieces and throws them out the window.
20:31And then he cuts one banana into slices and throws them out the window too.
20:35And then one asks the other, "What are you doing there?"
20:42Oh, would you be so kind as to make me the meat platter?
20:56Waiter, if you would be so kind as to...
21:12Mr. Domoratzki always gives such rousing speeches at the table.
21:39Your Excellency Consul, ladies and gentlemen.
21:43It is a need of mine, and I believe this is not least with regard to the ladies present, or rather, the fairer sex.
21:51The hospitality of this house, gentlemen, as the poet says?
21:55Life is serious, art is joyful, and I am pleased that Dr. Blöhmeier will be present in person.
22:01and especially for the youth, also in the spirit of this successful evening.
22:06Bravo!
22:07Should we also express our thanks to Consul Krepko and the esteemed lady?
22:20Didn't I find that delightful?
22:22It makes you feel so personally addressed, doesn't it?
22:25Do you know that delightful little story about the man, the man who...
22:39sniff?
22:47Music
22:50Music
22:57Music
23:02Stop, stop, stop, stop!

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