00:00So, where do I look? Here, like this?
00:02Is this already running?
00:03I'm Lukas Bau. Oh, do I need the full name?
00:06I am Kati, Kati Wittmann.
00:08Seder Umut. Is it for you today in the onboard bistro?
00:11Well, I just don't understand what to say here.
00:13My name is Tina Bovermann. I'm a train manager at Deutsche Bahn.
00:16The job.
00:18My name is Lukas. I'm a train conductor for Deutsche Bahn.
00:21Have I never taken the train before, or what?
00:22Was it good?
00:23Okay, nice.
00:24I have been enjoying my life to the fullest for almost 25 years now.
00:30Dear guests, we will arrive at Hanover Central Station 15 minutes earlier today.
00:40All connections are reached.
00:41Yes, sometimes things just work out.
00:43Woohoo!
00:44Yes.
00:46Uh, yeah.
00:48Oops.
00:49Mhm.
00:50Fault in the overhead line?
00:52After I just told our passengers to come early today?
00:56I can't do that to him now.
00:57What? Tell them the truth?
00:59Yes, things are going really well.
01:00In a moment like that, I decide between heaven and hell.
01:04About the question of who we are and who we want to be.
01:08Okay, Team Moment.
01:09Team Moment.
01:10Team Moment.
01:13I'll bring our CF a coffee now.
01:15But you won't do that now, just so you don't have to make the announcement.
01:18What?
01:18Nope.
01:19No.
01:20I'll do it right away.
01:21But?
01:21I can't now.
01:24Look, here, both hands.
01:25You can't run away from your problem every time.
01:27That is the case.
01:28Oh yes, then it's quiet.
01:31Oh.
01:31Uh.
01:33What?
01:33I'm sorry.
01:34That's not bad.
01:38Oh, oh, sorry.
01:40Guilty, they.
01:41I'm making you afraid.
01:43Oh man.
01:44You are so sweet.
01:44You really just ordered here.
01:46He is not...
01:47Yes, not with oat milk.
01:48My God, mistakes happen.
01:59Ah, that's bad.
02:02Another coffee?
02:06Oh, sorry.
02:07Oh.
02:17They run through here ten times.
02:21I can't get any coffee the whole time.
02:22Where does it end up now?
02:23In first grade, right?
02:24Yes, and the mob here, you have to stay out of your shell, right?
02:27Nope.
02:29It is caffeine-free.
02:30Is better for you.
02:35But it tastes good!
02:37I'll do that right away.
02:47Sorry, I have to stop by for a moment.
02:54Here, a coffee please.
02:56Oh, no coffee right now.
02:58But a tea would be great, Tina.
03:01Dear guests, the God of the rails gives and the God of the rails also takes away.
03:06In other words, I told you a lot of nonsense.
03:09We are not early, but 60 minutes late.
03:11I apologize.
03:12The whole thing has two advantages.
03:14You still make your connection to the ICE to Munich.
03:17Because that's too late too.
03:19And secondly, you now have enough time for a nice cup of coffee.
03:22And I'll tell you one thing, it's worth it.
03:29Cold.
03:30I always say to everyone who is starting out on the railways,
03:33find an outlet.
03:34Find a balance.
03:36Basically, yes, a kind of internal rail replacement service.
03:40I mean, the job is great.
03:41You are very close to people.
03:45You face exciting challenges every day.
03:47If you could come out right away, there are a few more passengers here,
03:50who also want to go to the toilet.
03:53Hello.
03:53And new doors keep opening.
03:57Yes, yes, sure.
03:58Sometimes it's a bit, well, tiring.
04:01I ordered the Chicken Tickler Massager over ten minutes ago.
04:10Is this still coming or did it miss a connecting train?
04:13If that isn't here right away, then massagers are actually freaking out.
04:17I'm fine, I don't really need anything like that, uh, balance or anything like that.
04:20Nope.
04:22Oh, the videos.
04:23Kilometer 1048.1.
04:27Kilometer 1048 always.
04:29There's nothing sexual about this or anything like that.
04:36Can we talk about something else?
04:38Give us our time.
04:40I'll just cancel my wife's birthday and stay until the last stop.
04:43The main thing is that the bird and I become good friends.
04:45That's why I took part in a weekend seminar like this two years ago.
04:50And we learned a lot there.
04:52Among other things, you should create a small oasis of self-love.
04:58But an oasis like that, right, on the train.
05:10I think she thinks that no one can hear it.
05:13But you can hear it.
05:14My balance is Kodi-In, Lurazepam, Keta.
05:19Or just a railway simulator.
05:21So after work then.
05:27I always pick up this stuff during my stopover at Frankfurt Central Station.
05:30And with that I even get our passenger ticket.
05:36Wow, guys, that was fun.
05:37We've been standing here for, I don't know, three hours or so.
06:03It's half past ten and people are pissed as ****.
06:06We have no radio connection to the outside world, no Wi-Fi, nothing at all.
06:09Completely lost somewhere in the middle of nowhere.
06:12Hello.
06:13S***.
06:14Sorry, stop.
06:17Dear guests, I would like to ask for your attention once again.
06:22Unfortunately, our arrival at Cologne Central Station is delayed.
06:27A good announcement is like poetry.
06:57Goosebumps.
07:00It depends on the nuances.
07:06Being angry is exhausting.
07:07My voice gives people energy.
07:18Vortex current, brake, seat, release, piston compressor.
07:24Boy, you can upload this to a porn site.
07:29Go away, let me go.
07:29cubes sobre die Nüanzen to have.
07:35So, you can't ride on a porn anymore.
07:36I'm really helped.
07:37I'm really helped.
07:38I'm really helped.
07:39I'm really helped.
07:39I'm really helped.
07:41I'm really helped.
07:43Thank you, Mr. Treveling.
07:45For Deutsche Bahn.
07:47See you next time.