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Helge Schneider - Mikrofonausfall in Dresden am Elbufer 2013


Helge Schneider,
#Mikrofonausfall,
Dresden,
Elbufer,
2013
Helge Schneider,
simuliert,
Mikrofonausfall,

Category

😹
Fun
Transcript
00:00He was in 5a heaven,
00:05It is located at Tockel-Cheum and is without Germany.
00:10I know he's being completely unleashed now.
00:18Well, Rosphäre was here,
00:22Great, we're arriving here in Essen!
00:25Annen, beautiful, let's go.
00:33Today I saw someone who wanted to swim in the Elbe.
00:47I don't know if that's possible, but he hasn't been to the water yet.
00:50I left the hotel and then I saw him sitting in the car.
00:59But I'm not sure if he really wanted to go swimming.
01:02He was sitting in the line of cars, it was red,
01:05and they simply didn't drive any further.
01:06But then they fell further, then he was gone.
01:08But I don't know, I really had a strange feeling.
01:10I thought, if he wants to swim in the Elbe now,
01:13I don't even know if that's healthy, huh?
01:15For the Elbe.
01:19I've known the Elbe River since I was about eleven years old.
01:24Namely, my classmate, whose name was Dieter Elbe.
01:27That's true.
01:30That's how I know you.
01:32One thing leads to another.
01:36We've known each other for so long.
01:38Eleven years old. I was eleven years old in 1966.
01:42I've already torn off Mercedes stars there.
01:44I thought that would be stylish.
01:50We used them as brass knuckles.
01:53Not just a sip of tea.
01:56But just for fun.
01:59We have nothing.
02:00We copied that from the bigger rockers.
02:02Those were idiots.
02:04They were stupid.
02:10Delicious.
02:11The tea is slowly getting cold.
02:12It's by the water.
02:14It's been cold the whole time.
02:15But that is...
02:17Oh, he would be unknown.
02:20He only has partial knowledge.
02:27Nice song for you.
02:29With love in my fingers.
02:31I've noticed that I also sing in English sometimes now.
02:33because we are located in the USA and Japan.
02:38We have a USA tour coming up very soon.
02:42It's going to many major American cities.
02:46And then via the highways.
02:48And then...
02:49This is also very tiring, because it's already...
02:51I don't even know if they'll allow you to do that out of the blue.
02:55And then we'll do that more often again.
02:58Probably, right?
03:00Uh, that's innocent.
03:02Can you see that?
03:03I'll take off my glasses now.
03:04Look, without glasses.
03:05That's good too, right?
03:06I only wear the glasses so I don't seem too friendly.
03:12I can't be finished yet.
03:21We've already hosted many stars.
03:23Madonna.
03:25Not predatory.
03:26And we have a star with us.
03:29And I don't want to keep you in suspense any longer.
03:32You know, and very few of you know, that most people know.
03:37That this star can't possibly be there.
03:42The one I just announced, Madonna, can't make it today.
03:46He plays in Rome.
03:51That's from the film.
03:55Twelve o'clock in the afternoon.
03:58One of the original actors, ladies and gentlemen.
04:01Fuzzi. And here he comes.
04:07Fuzzi. And that's where he gets further.
04:22From the film.
04:23Noon.
04:25One of the main actors.
04:26He has been dead for 40 years.
04:34That's why it's cheaper for us.
04:38Elton John is expensive.
04:40It is very expensive.
04:41I wanted to invite him to my birthday party.
04:44That he plays the piano a little bit.
04:47And my children will accompany him.
04:52But he was so...
04:54I offered him 150 euros.
04:57He was a bit too refined for that.
05:00I haven't bought any records from him since.
05:04Well, I have all of Elton John's records.
05:07It's just that big.
05:08I have my next concert in Berlin now.
05:09He plays there too.
05:10Simultaneously on another open-air stage.
05:11That is a...
05:12There will probably be an incredible fight.
05:13Not?
05:14Who has the most viewers?
05:15I already know who.
05:16He.
05:17But that doesn't mean anything.
05:19It's entirely possible that he simply isn't feeling well that day.
05:35Precisely because of the large number of people.
05:36Perhaps he just wants to perform alone in front of someone.
05:42No?
05:43Some stars are so stubborn, somehow.
05:46Like Wim Tölke, for example.
05:47He was very stubborn.
05:49Does anyone still remember him?
05:50No.
05:51But.
05:52Lots, right?
05:54Then...
05:55I am very headstrong, but also stubborn.
05:57That cancels itself out.
06:01Nice song now.
06:02This is a slow ballad.
06:05You start by playing the double bass alone.
06:07We sing together in a duet.
06:09That's Kai Struwe on the double bass.
06:11Applause for Kai.
06:12Even before.

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