Die unglaubliche Geschichte von Elon Musk heute-show SPECIAL vom 11. Juli 2025
Die heute-show SPECIAL: "Die unglaubliche Geschichte von Elon Musk" ist ein satirisches Porträt, moderiert von Valerie Niehaus. Die Sendung nimmt das Leben des Tech-Unternehmers Elon Musk, der als genialer Visionär und größenwahnsinniger Spinner gilt, unter die Lupe. Sie beleuchtet seine beeindruckenden Leistungen wie Tesla und SpaceX sowie die zahlreichen Widersprüche, Rückschläge und kontroversen Seiten, die spätestens seit der Übernahme von Twitter und seiner Nähe zu Donald Trump offen zutage treten. Mit dem faktenorientierten, aber überzeichneten Blick der heute-show-Redaktion wird versucht, den Menschen hinter dem Phänomen Musk zu ergründen und seine potenzielle Gefahr für demokratische Grundwerte aufzuzeigen.
Die heute-show SPECIAL: Die unglaubliche Geschichte von Elon Musk ist ein satirisches Porträt des Tech-Unternehmers. Valerie Niehaus nimmt das schillernde und widersprüchliche Leben von Elon Musk unter die Lupe. Die Sendung beleuchtet satirisch, aber faktenbasiert Musks Weg vom Aufwachsen in Südafrika über seine Zeit im Silicon Valley bis hin zu seiner Rolle als einer der reichsten und einflussreichsten Männer der Welt. Sie untersucht, ob Musk ein genialer Visionär oder ein größenwahnsinniger Spinner ist, insbesondere im Hinblick auf seine kontroversen Aktionen wie die Übernahme von Twitter (jetzt X) und seine politischen Äußerungen. Es kommen fiktive Wegbegleiter (gespielt u.a. von Gisa Flake und Matthias Matschke) zu Wort, um seine Persönlichkeit und die möglichen Gefahren seines Einflusses zu kommentieren.
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00:00Music
00:00Visionary, doer, icon. From a difficult family background. Bullied as a child.
00:20He fought his way from South Africa via Canada to the USA, where he became the symbol of the American Dream and the richest person in the world.
00:30He builds electric cars, satellites, rockets, and he wants to save humanity from extinction and enable interplanetary life on Mars.
00:40The loving father of 14 children is revered as a tech icon and celebrated as a genius.
00:47Who is this man who sacrifices himself so much for a better world? Here it is: The incredible story of Iran-Mars!
00:57Presented by Valerie Niehaus
01:00Elon Musk. A great visionary, a genius, a godlike do-gooder.
01:08I'll start again.
01:26Elon Musk. A great visionary, a genius, a godlike do-gooder. Elon Musk is all of these things. If you ask Elon Musk, we don't do that.
01:39Because he hasn't bought ZDF yet, has he? No. Well, in that case, it was Manni.
01:45If you're now wondering how the climate savior who was celebrated for years could become such a bizarre, megalomaniacal nutcase and a threat to democracy, then we have something in common.
01:57That's really the most surprising change. Since leaving here, this is what's happened here.
02:03I now present to you an absurd science fiction comedy-drama. A top-notch cast. And maybe there'll even be a happy ending.
02:10South Africa. Breathtaking nature. Metropolises. Wealth. And...
02:19Well, a little bit of apartheid. Elon Musk was born in Pretoria in 1971. He grew up here.
02:31No, not exactly here. More like here.
02:35Yes, it was a terrible time in South Africa back then. I find it truly remarkable.
02:44So how Elon fought his way through apartheid.
02:48Yes, but you already know that Elon Musk is white.
02:52Yes, well. Okay. But he still didn't have an easy childhood. Neither did I, by the way. Honestly, back then in Wiesbaden.
03:00Even though the amateur mime artist can now only be seen alongside his Canadian model mother May, he grew up in South Africa with his father Errol.
03:09Elon admires him for his intelligence and strives for his recognition. However, he is as successful as Stefan Rabten's comeback.
03:16He was such a horrible person.
03:18Yes, yes, that's very interesting from a psychological perspective. The father-son relationship here seems to oscillate between admiration and hatred. So, that can be very difficult for a child's soul...
03:34Oh, I'm about to cry. A friend of my best friend once dated that guy. A fucking rich kid with a daddy complex.
03:42As Chief Business Correspondent, I'm quite familiar with this phenomenon. Men with difficult childhoods become vicious CEOs as a reaction. Women go to therapy.
03:52When Elon realizes he's fed up with South Africa and his father, he probably gets an idea while listening to his favorite song.
04:00And that's where he went to Canada. Before earning a bachelor's degree in economics and physics in the USA in his early 20s.
04:11The genius then earned his doctorate at one of the most prestigious elite universities. Well, almost.
04:17My goodness. The truth is. Two days. Two days. He was at Stanford for two fucking days. That is not long. That is very short. Like the penis. Sorry. Am I allowed to say penis? Penis.
04:32With this concentrated knowledge, Musk turns Silicon Valley upside down. And there, he transforms from a nerd into Elon Musk.
04:43Perhaps he already suspects that his fortune will one day not fit into any wallet in the world.
04:48In any case, he and a friend developed, among other things, an online payment system that later became PayPal.
04:55PayPal. Insane. It's an absolute game changer.
04:59You kicked him out straight away.
05:01True. He had made an incredible rookie mistake. A family vacation.
05:08An absolute no-go here in Silicon Valley. Thanks to Elon, I've never made that mistake myself. But try explaining that to my four ex-wives.
05:16Nasty. You coldly dumped him. It's annoying. But perhaps I should add here that he got a very small threatening plaster. Almost tiny.
05:24When eBay used the Buy It Now option and acquired PayPal in 2002, he received about $180 million for his shares.
05:33If I were him, I would have simply bought myself a South Sea island with that money. I'm on an intravenous Aperol Spritzer and Schussikowski. But what does he do?
05:40Elon Musk reinvests his PayPal money almost as diligently as he fathers children. And these are his babies.
05:49After Zip2 and PayPal, SolarCity Hyperloop, OpenAI, Starlink, Neuralink, The Boring Company, Thud, XAI and X were joined by another company that was not born.
06:01I want to solve it. SpaceX. Because one thing seems to fascinate him the most.
06:09Women? Ah, well, that's a really weird chapter with Elon. I know, I know firsthand that Elon invited a date over to watch rocket videos.
06:20And you can imagine what happened next. Yes, exactly. They were watching rocket videos. No boom-boom-boom.
06:29And so it happened, as it had to. In 2006, Elon shot his first rocket video.
06:41I'd say there's still room for improvement. But with all these companies, isn't there something missing? Tesla. Tesla.
06:50Musk is initially just joining Tesla. That is, he's only joining the company, not the car.
06:56But when he realizes that the actual founders and engineers only see him as a financier and not as a great visionary,
07:03He simply throws them out and becomes Tesla himself. It's basically like starting a business.
07:09Another great move from him. He was kicked out of PayPal. Bam, a little later, he kicked everyone out himself.
07:17Apply what you've learned. Brilliant.
07:21This is the beginning of his great one-man show. Successes are celebrated like church services.
07:27Tesla!
07:29Failure threatens divine retribution. But what does Musk actually demand of his employees?
07:35However, for Elon, 9 to 5 means working until 5 a.m. He sees empathy as a fundamental weakness.
07:47So he replaces it with performance. Pressure. If you don't go along with it, you're out.
07:52Interesting. Elon adopts exactly this leadership style in his private life as well.
07:57Or let's just call it his family business. Production is going well.
08:01He has the machines. And they deliver products like an assembly line.
08:06And to handle all of this, there is, of course, a human resources department in this company.
08:11The guy ended his first marriage by asking the couples therapists to please tell his wife that he was filing for divorce.
08:20I mean, what a gentleman. Really balls as big as they get.
08:25Okay, I really would have expected something more innovative from Mr. Visionary.
08:30A rocket that says "I want a divorce" into the sky. Or a PayPal transfer with the subject line, "It's over."
08:39Well, in any case, he's continuing to expand his private life as well. His official record to date shows that he's been married three times and has 14 children by four women.
08:48And don't forget to have children. That's important.
08:50What he's doing is called pronatalism, by the way. Save yourself the trouble of Googling it. It basically means smart people are having sex to save humanity.
08:58The question that remains is, where does this strong urge to reproduce come from?
09:03Yes, just like his dad. Elon's father calls women baby machines. He sees the only problem with reproduction as being that we need women.
09:12The only problem I see is that he found one for it.
09:16Oh, I'm almost a little disappointed. I was guessing it was a pronounced god complex. Are these just normal daddy issues?
09:24I'd be happy to explain the wildest stock market stories to you. Come X, come come, come fake. But I don't understand the Musk family's family relationships.
09:31For me, this is the South African Game of Thrones.
09:34But as long as Elon cannot run his companies with his children, he unfortunately has to make do with employees.
09:40So, Elon Musk seems to be rather difficult when dealing with employees or people in general.
09:46The question is, what does he actually want to achieve with his tyranny?
09:50I try to do good.
09:52Then yes.
09:53And that's exactly what he's doing. He's revolutionizing the electric car.
09:57Not only technically, but also its reputation.
09:59And this was initially done in the USA, of all places, a country where the backward petrolheads, as Musk calls them,
10:05Pickup trucks are even more sacred than guns.
10:10Driving a Tesla is suddenly cool.
10:14Musk's influence continues to grow.
10:17Tesla stock value.
10:19Whoever buys Tesla buys Musk.
10:21A brand needs an identification figure.
10:24This is simply best practice in action.
10:26Just think of Master Popper, the Duolingo owl, the Obi beaver.
10:31Well, identifying with your job and merging with it can, of course, also be dangerous.
10:38The Bauschpa fox, the Duracell bunny.
10:41So if he does that in all his films, there's obviously a risk of multiple personality disorder.
10:47This is really nonsense, isn't it?
10:51That would be...
10:53No, one Elon Musk is more than enough.
10:57The Charming Bear and, of course, the Michelin Man.
11:00Oh, and my darling.
11:02Yes, the cute little boy from the sausage commercial.
11:06Yes, yes, all right.
11:10What is Elon’s dream of space actually about?
11:13SpaceX's second rocket does take off, but unfortunately only figuratively.
11:21But the third one...
11:23No, that one explodes too.
11:26On the fourth and decisive attempt it finally works.
11:28And Elon then landed a huge cooperation agreement with NASA.
11:33And just like that, NASA is suddenly dependent on SpaceX.
11:36And conversely, yes, toxic relationships.
11:38Elon can do this not only in his private life.
11:41With his galactic success, Elon Musk becomes a role model, a star, a Ted Taylor Swift.
11:48His influence is growing, his voice has weight.
11:53Especially on Twitter.
11:56An Elon Musk sweet is simply a special kind of high.
11:59This tingling feeling.
12:00Is it one of his fart jokes or an important announcement for shareholders?
12:04My favorite is this one.
12:07Abos Morns 69 Days After 420.
12:11Hilarious.
12:12It simply has everything that makes the internet what it is.
12:14A bit of sex, a bit of stoner culture, you know.
12:16420 is the numerical code for marijuana.
12:18That's so funny.
12:21Isn't April 20 also Hitler's birthday?
12:25Yes, I wouldn't read too much into it.
12:28Despite the sloppy tweets, Elon Musk is fashionable.
12:31Even President Obama likes to portray himself with the man who wants to save the climate with his electric cars.
12:37Perfect match, you might think.
12:39After all, Musk supported the Democrats at the time.
12:42But we know that men in their 50s often want to reinvent themselves.
12:47New car, new woman or, in Elon Musk's case, a new worldview.
12:52And Elon Musk's reinvention begins around 2020.
12:56The world is experiencing a global pandemic.
12:58Instead of wishing for Tiger King or practicing how to wash your hands properly,
13:02Elon Musk rages against the Corona lockdowns.
13:09After his Tesla factory in California had to close, he spoke of fascism.
13:15On Twitter, Musk rails against the stupid Corona panic and calls for the liberation of America.
13:20And anyway, his tweets are becoming more and more political these days.
13:23While others are hoping for a vaccine, Elon has his own medicine ready.
13:29Take the red pill, he writes in May 2020.
13:33Red pill. Among right-wingers, it's code for political awakening.
13:38You know.
13:39But hey, Elon Musk certainly knows a thing or two about pills.
13:43And I don’t just mean globules.
13:45Ketamine.
13:45Nonsense, he didn't take any pills.
13:48He took his ketamine as a nasal spray.
13:52And what else?
13:53LSD, cocaine.
13:55Cannabis, magic mushrooms.
13:59No, it was a great time back then with us at Silly Welly.
14:03So for the others.
14:09Can we cut that out?
14:10Besides Corona, there is another thing that is giving Elon a hard time.
14:15Self-determination.
14:15When one of his children comes out as a trans woman, this is how he reacts.
14:20So my son Xavier is dead.
14:22Killed by the woke blind virus.
14:24My son Xavier is dead.
14:25My son Xavier is dead.
14:27Killed by the woke blind virus.
14:28My son Xavier is dead.
14:34Wow.
14:36Now I had to calm down for a moment.
14:38And now I'll try to put the whole thing into perspective for you as objectively as possible.
14:44What an asshole.
14:45In terms of worldview, Elon Musk is developing into a solid mixture of Dieter Hallervorden,
14:51Xavier Naidoo and J.K. Rowling.
14:54He still supports the Democratic candidate Joe Biden in the 2020 US elections.
15:01But then he makes a mistake.
15:04In 2021, Biden is hosting a major electric car summit.
15:08Not among them is the self-proclaimed king of the electric car industry, Elon Musk.
15:13Yes, we are witnessing here how the inner child is denied its natural need for validation.
15:21And the external adult, out of spite, lets the whole world suffer.
15:27Thank you Biden.
15:30Yes, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's a narcissistic disorder.
15:34Probably.
15:37I am Chief Business Correspondent.
15:39I would like to write about the fragile key interest rate.
15:41And what is it really about?
15:43Fragile male egos.
15:45Mimimi, Joe didn't invite me.
15:47Fuck off!
15:48For this, I studied economics for eight semesters.
15:51I feel you.
15:52But now let's calm down again.
15:53It's enough here if someone loses their nerve.
15:56Because even in this situation, Elon naturally fires out the appropriate answer on Twitter.
16:00He describes the US President as a wet sock puppet in human form.
16:05I don't know if that's really an insult or just a weird way of flirting?
16:12However, the more riot tweets he puts out, the more opposition he gets.
16:17Sounds logical to me at first.
16:19But Elon again suspects a woke conspiracy.
16:22If people are allowed to publicly disagree with the grandmaster Musk,
16:27then one thing is probably quite clear.
16:29Freedom of expression is in danger.
16:32But Elon will definitely come up with something, right?
16:34Musk buys Twitter for $44 billion.
16:39According to the New York Times, one of the worst deals of all time.
16:42According to the WFP, 44 billion could feed the world's 123 million acutely hungry people.
16:49And that for more than two and a half years.
16:52Or you can buy Twitter.
16:55Musk's first official act after the takeover is to run a Vogue virus scanner on the platform.
17:01He allegedly fires about 80 percent of his employees and promptly renames Twitter after his favorite letter.
17:09X.
17:09So he uses the letter X, really X times.
17:14For children, for companies.
17:15He is the real X-Man.
17:19No wonder he has so many ex-wives.
17:22Musk misses recognition and applause.
17:25So he brings back countless fascists, sexists, and anti-Semites who were banned from the platform.
17:31Among others, a certain Donald Trump.
17:36And that's where it begins.
17:38The greatest political bromance since Vladimir Putin and Gerhard Schröder.
17:43That's a plot twist I didn't see coming.
17:46Because if I'm not mistaken, Donald and Elon, it wasn't exactly love at first sight.
17:51Here, Musk in July 2022 about Trump.
17:54I don't hate the man.
17:56But it's time for Trump to hang up his hat and sail into the sunset.
18:01Spoiler, unfortunately Trump didn't listen to this advice.
18:05Instead, he reacted like this.
18:07Pompous as usual.
18:09Elon!
18:10Elon?
18:11Elon won't buy Twitter. He's just one of those bullshit companies.
18:16Well, what does the old saying go?
18:18Those who love each other tease each other.
18:20And then at some point they will dismantle democracy together.
18:23First, during the presidential election campaign, Musk asserted that he would not donate to either Biden or Trump.
18:29Then, on July 13, Donald Trump almost lost his life in an assassination attempt.
18:34But gains a powerful advocate.
18:37And when Elon Musk does something, he does it right.
18:40He accompanies Trump on the campaign trail.
18:42And both realize that they not only dance equally badly, they also tick equally badly.
18:48The number of Musk's political tweets is exploding.
18:51Like before, only his rockets.
18:53Musk used to tweet on average maybe eight or nine times a day.
18:59According to his own statement, always when he was on the toilet.
19:02But at this time up to 145 times a day.
19:07Well, only Musk can produce that much shit.
19:10Ah, again.
19:15My goodness, he really should see a urologist.
19:18Or go straight to a psychologist.
19:19My psychological assessment.
19:21Aha.
19:24Uh, okay, his tweets are really rotten.
19:30USA! USA!
19:31And he follows his words with donations.
19:34Lots of donations.
19:35With at least $250 million, Musk becomes the largest private donor in US election campaign history.
19:43For anyone who isn't as gifted as Elon Musk, that's a lot.
19:48Reach plus money equals electoral success for Donald Trump.
19:54Straight to the leadership position for Elon.
20:00Bingo.
20:01Because that means access to the American treasure trove of data.
20:04If I'm wrong, that means access to countless government programs, tax records, and medical records across the United States.
20:12He will treat you with confidence.
20:13Since Donald Trump gave the South African the somewhat ignoble title of Special Advisor in February, it has been said
20:22Go let the Doge out.
20:26When Musk starts sawing through the American government with Doge, his own empire also gets a few sparks.
20:33Because the left-wing, green, filthy climate friends who drive Teslas have very little in common with his new direction.
20:41Discontent among the Tesla community is growing and sales figures are plummeting.
20:47Well, to be fair, this may not just be due to Musk's new side job in politics.
20:52Here, the Cybertruck.
20:55Probably intended as a pickup alternative for the rednecks to ingratiate themselves with their new audience.
21:01But seriously, this thing doesn't just look shit.
21:03It has already had to be recalled a record eight times.
21:07Even when he's bad, Musk is the best. Simply brilliant.
21:13Good old Elon seems to have lost his mind for once.
21:17Not only are sales figures falling, but the share price is also plummeting by 36 percent.
21:23From the beginning of the year until the stock market crash, Musk lost about $1.x million per minute.
21:31Oh, Elon, the poor thing. But still the richest man in the world.
21:34With his new Musk & Co. KG, better known under the misleading name United States of America,
21:41but he continues unfazed as he does in every other company he does.
21:45He deletes radical passages, creates a cult around himself and ultimately displaces the actual founders.
21:53Oh God, don't let us give him any ideas.
21:56Well, in practice it looks like this.
21:59The historic White House Lawn becomes a Tesla showroom.
22:04I love Tesla.
22:06And Trump promptly announced tariffs of 25 percent on cars that are not made in the USA.
22:13Surely just a coincidence.
22:15Dismantling the government step by step—in a way, that's a job that suits Musk perfectly.
22:20Because besides all the woke and leftists, there is another big enemy for him.
22:30The state. Elon and the state structures are like his father and women.
22:36He hates them, but he can't live without them.
22:38Complicated democratic states. For Musk, they're just annoying obstacles.
22:42And that's why he's looking for allies outside the US who share his two passions.
22:48Strict anti-wokeness and the disruptive desire to blow up democratic structures.
22:56Fortunately, Germany remains spared from this kind of masked influence.
22:59Let's go, guys, let's go!
23:03Ah, almost forgot.
23:04In summary, as shitty as he may find the state with all its control functions,
23:10The USA has always been a warm welcome to him as a major customer.
23:16Over the past 20 years, Mask's companies have bagged government contracts worth $38 billion from U.S. authorities.
23:25Exactly the US authorities he is now supposed to monitor.
23:28A conflict of interest from here to Mars.
23:31But Musk says it's no problem, everything is transparent.
23:35A proctological examination? Yes, please!
23:44With that we would finally find out who is up whose ass here.
23:47Elon Musk to the US President? Or vice versa?
23:51We no longer have to ask ourselves that question.
23:54Because who would have thought?
23:56The bromance ends with a bang.
23:59When Elon Musk retires from politics at the end of May, he announces...
24:03This is not the end of Doge, but really the beginning.
24:06Yeah, the beginning of probably the worst mud fight since tic-tac-toe.
24:12If we were friends, you wouldn't do shit like that at all.
24:15You're ruining everything for us, it's full.
24:17Events are unfolding rapidly.
24:19Musk rails against Trump's Big Beautiful Bill tax reform.
24:22Trump rants back.
24:24Musk then promptly claims that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.
24:28And no, he's not talking about Katja Epstein, but about the sex offender Jeffrey.
24:35What a...
24:35Elon Musk and Donald Trump.
24:41When two people fight, the United States loses.
24:46Or, as Elon Musk would put it, USA.
24:50Wow, wow, wow, wow.
24:57If Elon hasn't overshot the mark there.
25:00Even Elon's father has an opinion on this.
25:02The things you'll do to get your parents to pay you a little attention.
25:05So why all the drama?
25:07The answer is in the stars.
25:10Yes, really.
25:11Elon Musk wants to go to Mars.
25:13What many dismiss as a cute, crazy whim is in fact his overarching goal.
25:19He wants to go to the red planet, which has always fascinated the megalomaniac creator.
25:24Oops.
25:25Now we are on Mars.
25:26No, I mean the other megalomaniac creator.
25:30Space.
25:32Infinite expanses.
25:33As infinite as Elon Musk's ego.
25:36And in the middle of it all is the red planet.
25:39Virtually every one of his companies contributes to his big Mars mission.
25:44His boring tunnel company, The Boring Company, is supposed to create underground habitats.
25:49Tesla is responsible for the power supply using solar technology.
25:53And SpaceX.
25:54Well, they build the rockets.
25:56You have to get there somehow.
25:59Yes, that thing with its rocket.
26:02Yes.
26:04Yes, how do I explain this without being explicit?
26:09Dick measuring sticks.
26:10It's all just dick measuring.
26:12Oh, mine is much longer than Jeff Bezos's.
26:15But let’s get to the Mars problems.
26:18Musk did the math himself.
26:19His vision would require 1,000 Starship rockets.
26:23And that's just the transport.
26:25On Mars, you'll also need air and water and a few hipsters who will open the first burger restaurants up there.
26:31And these weird pop-up bars with frozen yogurt.
26:33And speaking of Frozen.
26:35The average temperature on Mars is minus 63 degrees.
26:38Although, Elon Musk actually already has a master plan for how he wants to make the climate cozier.
26:44Nuke Mars.
26:46You understand correctly.
26:48The man wants to heat up Mars with atomic bombs.
26:51Yes, dear angry citizens.
26:53And you think Robert Habeck's heat pumps were an outrageous heating idea.
26:57Then you ask yourself, why the hell all this fuss?
27:02Elon Musk's biggest horror scenario?
27:05Extinction.
27:06But of course he has already suggested a solution for that too.
27:09He wants to donate his own sperm to build the colony.
27:13Well, he then denied this whole sperm donation thing again.
27:18But I think that's true.
27:19Because?
27:20The man is just a huge jerk.
27:23Yeah, sorry guys.
27:24At this point, this is a purely journalistic assessment.
27:27But whether with or without Elon's alpha seed, if it's up to him, the Mars colony should have a million inhabitants after 20 years.
27:37Do you get it now?
27:39The man is our savior.
27:40He's like Mother Teresa.
27:42Only with a shit ton of money.
27:44So even better.
27:46Wait, sorry.
27:47So, if I intervene now, it might give me a very absurd idea.
27:52But dear Elon, wouldn't it make more sense if you used all your money to save the Earth first?
27:57I don't get it.
27:58Please, Elon, explain to me why all this.
28:01Ah, he wants to die on Mars.
28:09So that's his big plan.
28:10The most expensive funeral in the universe and all Americans are supposed to pay for it with their tax money.
28:15Super.
28:16Everyone has their dreams.
28:18But please, it shouldn't be that drastic.
28:20My dream is a little less martial.
28:23Dream off!
28:24In the near future on a planet far, far away.
28:30After a young nerdy knight named Elon enriched the earth with electric cars to save it from climate change
28:38and almost incidentally became the richest and most powerful man on the planet,
28:43he allowed himself to be seduced by the right side of power.
28:46Now he wants to bring humanity to Mars.
28:49But nobody is really up for it.
28:51So he flies alone.
28:53Wait, it's my dream, right?
28:56Back a bit again.
28:57Please, like this.
29:00Now he wants to bring humanity to Mars.
29:03But nobody is really up for it.
29:06Except for a few of his daring companions,
29:09such as Donald Trump, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Vladimir Putin, Alice Weidel
29:13and the guy from the Seitenbacher advertisement.
29:15And they all lived happily everafter.
29:19But just far enough away.
29:27Bye, you idiots.
29:34Unfortunately, only a dream.
29:36But let's enjoy it for a moment.
29:43And now you too can dream something beautiful.
29:46But you don’t have to dream about Till Reiners.
29:48You can watch it on Till Tonight right afterward.
29:50And in real life.
29:51See you next time.
29:52Elon Musk, my God, what a guy.
29:56see you next time.
29:57See you next time.
29:58See you next time.
29:59preocup dunia.
30:01See you next time.
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