Die Abriss-Anstalt - Politsatire Max Uthoff, Maike Kühl, Claus von Wagner S25_E07 251111
💥 Abrechnung mit der Elite: Die knallharte Polit-Satire, die Deutschland braucht! Die Anstalt: Die Abriss-Anstalt - Politsatire mit Max Uthoff, Maike Kühl, Claus von Wagner
Die Abriss-Anstalt – ein satirisches Spektakel aus der ZDF-Sendereihe Die Anstalt. In dieser Spezialausgabe nehmen Max Uthoff und Claus von Wagner gemeinsam mit Maike Kühl und weiteren Gästen die deutsche Politik- und Medienlandschaft gnadenlos unter die Lupe. Mit messerscharfem Witz, tiefgründiger Recherche und theatralischer Inszenierung zerlegen sie die absurden Mechanismen der Macht, decken Ungerechtigkeiten auf und stellen unbequeme Fragen. Von Lobbyismus und Wirtschaftsskandalen bis hin zur Doppelmoral der Elite – kein Thema ist vor den bissigen Analysen sicher. Die Anstalt bietet keine einfachen Antworten, sondern eine bitterböse, hochintelligente und höchst unterhaltsame Abrechnung, die zum Nachdenken anregt. Ein Muss für alle, die politische Comedy lieben, die wirklich wehtut.
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Die Abriss-Anstalt - Politsatire Max Uthoff, Maike Kühl, Claus von Wagner S25_E07 251111 💥 Abrechnung mit der Elite: Die knallharte Polit-Satire, die Deutschland braucht! Die Anstalt: Die Abriss-Anstalt #MaxUzhoff #DieAnstalt
💥 Abrechnung mit der Elite: Die knallharte Polit-Satire, die Deutschland braucht! Die Anstalt: Die Abriss-Anstalt - Politsatire mit Max Uthoff, Maike Kühl, Claus von Wagner
Die Abriss-Anstalt – ein satirisches Spektakel aus der ZDF-Sendereihe Die Anstalt. In dieser Spezialausgabe nehmen Max Uthoff und Claus von Wagner gemeinsam mit Maike Kühl und weiteren Gästen die deutsche Politik- und Medienlandschaft gnadenlos unter die Lupe. Mit messerscharfem Witz, tiefgründiger Recherche und theatralischer Inszenierung zerlegen sie die absurden Mechanismen der Macht, decken Ungerechtigkeiten auf und stellen unbequeme Fragen. Von Lobbyismus und Wirtschaftsskandalen bis hin zur Doppelmoral der Elite – kein Thema ist vor den bissigen Analysen sicher. Die Anstalt bietet keine einfachen Antworten, sondern eine bitterböse, hochintelligente und höchst unterhaltsame Abrechnung, die zum Nachdenken anregt. Ein Muss für alle, die politische Comedy lieben, die wirklich wehtut.
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Die Abriss-Anstalt - Politsatire Max Uthoff, Maike Kühl, Claus von Wagner S25_E07 251111 💥 Abrechnung mit der Elite: Die knallharte Polit-Satire, die Deutschland braucht! Die Anstalt: Die Abriss-Anstalt #MaxUzhoff #DieAnstalt
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00:00Music
00:30What I'm doing, Silke, is still looking for an apartment for us.
00:43I am now in Pappenheim near Eichstätt.
00:46Yes, I know you'd rather stay in Munich, Silke, but look, it's here too.
00:51Okay, I don't want to be here either.
00:53Nobody wants to be here, Silke, but here we could perhaps afford the kind of housing we don't want here.
00:59Silke, Silke, Madam Minister of Construction, Ms. Huberts, here again, nicely for the camera, just once, yes, wonderful.
01:06Oh my, isn't this a wonderful day?
01:09It's cloudy.
01:10But as I always like to say, we can already see the first rays of sunshine behind the cloud.
01:16Where?
01:17She really likes that phrase, she says in almost every interview.
01:20I welcome you, you don't know me, I am your Minister for Construction and I am now as excited as a Harz blueberry schnitzel on delicious hazelnut noodles for the ignition of the construction turbo.
01:32How happy is she?
01:34Ms. Huberts once launched a very successful cooking app.
01:37Ah, something is being built here, oh what, something is being built here, ah, yes, yes, hopefully affordable apartments, listen, I've been looking for ages.
01:49Ladies and gentlemen, the time has finally come, we are now jointly accelerating construction, because every home counts.
01:57And then I say, three, two, one, whoop!
02:05Oh, great, it's raining, cheap rental contracts.
02:08No, building permits are raining down.
02:11Finally, a little applause for myself.
02:15Yes, so far, thank you for your service, thank you very much.
02:18Oh, wonderful, wonderful.
02:22Up until now, such a development plan has taken forever.
02:25With the construction accelerator, everything is now much faster.
02:28It doesn't always have to be Sachertorte.
02:30Sometimes a simple batter is enough.
02:33This could be the building permit for your apartment.
02:36That's great.
02:37Yes, that's great, isn't it?
02:38The people of Pappenheim can now, if they wish, completely do without a development plan in the future.
02:44Building permit applications are then automatically considered approved after three months.
02:48It used to take five years.
02:50As long as?
02:50Yes.
02:50What did they do the whole time?
02:52Oh, there was a lot of fancy stuff involved.
02:53Here, noise protection, yes.
02:56Citizen participation, environmental impact assessment – all things where you simply can't live.
03:00We're now going to use a sledgehammer approach in the housing market.
03:04I just wanted to use the key to get through the apartment door.
03:07No, with a crowbar.
03:09I thought that was such a powerful image.
03:11You know, with a crowbar, you can simply clear away unnecessary regulations.
03:15So, now we had the sunbeams, the crowbar, if only the cake batter would come again.
03:21A crowbar is also excellent for rolling out cake dough.
03:25Thank you, then we have everything.
03:28And so, my apartment is now being rolled out, baked, and finished.
03:33Hm, soon.
03:35First, we'll focus on the construction projects that have been approved but not yet built.
03:39Aha.
03:39A bit has accumulated.
03:40Well, if getting the permits has been so complicated so far, there probably aren't that many.
03:46430,000.
03:48430,000?
03:51Anticipation is when you can already smell the cake even though it's not in the oven yet.
03:56So the fact that construction isn't taking place isn't due to a lack of building permits at all?
04:01Well, certainly not where apartments are needed, no.
04:04Yes, but then faster building permits are pointless.
04:07Yes, yes.
04:08So, they bring something where they otherwise bring nothing.
04:11For example, in a green meadow.
04:13Green.
04:13There is no housing shortage at all.
04:15Green meadows and sunshine.
04:17But listen, I thought the construction turbo plan stated that the main focus should now be on building affordable housing.
04:22Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, it says so there, but without "affordable".
04:27It says: build, build, build.
04:32And tell me, why aren't you building it now?
04:36Yes, exactly, exactly, construction is starting now.
04:38Where are your colleagues?
04:43Which colleagues?
04:43We have a shortage of skilled workers.
04:45Yes, I see that, but you can still start anyway.
04:49And with what?
04:50Do you see any material anywhere?
04:52Everything is far too expensive right now, which is why so little is being built.
04:55This is due to the steadily rising construction costs, the high land prices, and the obvious shortage of skilled workers in the Ministry of Baking.
05:05But what good is the construction acceleration then?
05:09Well, more permits for more building land.
05:12Yes, so it's more of a building land turbocharger, right?
05:15Yes, he definitely ensures that arable land can be converted into building land.
05:19But tell me, Madam Minister, didn't we want to reduce land sealing to zero by 2050 for climate protection reasons?
05:25Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, but until then we can build, build, build a lot!
05:32Oh, wait a minute, 5 euros per square meter, that is indeed affordable.
05:38Oh, wait a minute.
05:41500, what just happened?
05:43That's magic. The mere existence of the construction accelerator is now turning farmland everywhere into valuable land awaiting development.
05:51And what do we expect from land designated for future development?
05:55That we build, build, build on it!
05:59Yes, or maybe not.
06:01Please?
06:02You don't have to build a construction accelerator at all. There's no obligation.
06:05Wait a minute, why would I buy the land zoned for future development if I'm not going to build on it?
06:10Because of this.
06:112,500? It just said 500 a moment ago.
06:17You'll just have to hurry a little.
06:19The mere possibility of developing the land allows for huge profits to be made.
06:25Exactly, exactly, I can already hear the excavators rolling.
06:28Yes, and I can hear the champagne shots popping.
06:31For owners of outdoor areas and speculators.
06:34As I have already subtly mentioned, the high land prices are also one of the reasons why so little is being built.
06:39In Munich alone, land prices rose by a staggering 35,000 percent between 1950 and 2015.
06:4835,000 percent, that does sound like a lot.
06:55So I should have struck before I was even born.
06:58That's hopeless.
07:00Please, please don't say that.
07:02We are accelerating this construction project precisely to awaken a great deal of hope in people like you.
07:07Yes, but with these land prices, I'll never be able to afford an apartment.
07:10Hope is like a soufflé.
07:12You never know when it will collapse.
07:16Look, all I want to do is...
07:17I just want to...
07:22All I want is an affordable apartment for myself and my family.
07:27Yes, we're very lucky with that.
07:29It's not at all certain that apartment buildings will be built here.
07:32No, the construction accelerator makes building single-family homes just as easy.
07:40Yes, but that's no use.
07:42Why? How many families do you have?
07:44No, what I mean is that single-family homes help against the housing shortage about as much as a complimentary meal helps an empty stomach.
07:54Well said.
07:56Listen, Madam Minister, if the construction boom now means that practically no development plan is required anymore, then nobody will be looking at who is building what and where.
08:02Instead, something will just be built somewhere, somehow, at some point. That's not a plan.
08:06Yes, but you don't inspire people with plans, but with appealing ideas.
08:11That's exactly what I did when I founded my cooking app back then.
08:14Today I say, anyone who has built a three-tiered wedding cake can also build Stuttgart 21.
08:22And people with exactly those qualifications did that back then.
08:26With this construction accelerator, yes, you're not helping tenants, but only the construction industry.
08:38You're a member of the SPD, aren't you?
08:41Yes, but that doesn't mean anything anymore these days.
08:43The new building will benefit you too.
08:46I really wish for a pinch of optimism.
08:49Don't stop believing.
08:55I've brought you someone here with the right spirit from the construction industry.
09:00Good evening, my name is B...
09:02B-B-B...
09:03B...
09:04The B-B...
09:06B-B-B...
09:07B-B-B-B-B...
09:09From the building society: Building-Building-Building...
09:12Bavaria.
09:13And they build...
09:16B-B-B-B-Are we building an affordable apartment now?
09:19Ha, that's funny.
09:20She said he had a wooden spoon up his ass.
09:23No!
09:24I will build a luxury villa for you.
09:26Yes, but I need an affordable apartment.
09:28No!
09:30What you need is a luxury villa.
09:31You know, that's the miracle of the housing market.
09:34We build expensive apartments and thereby create affordable housing.
09:38Because of...
09:39Seepage effect.
09:40Did you say Spirit or Sprit?
09:44Yes, where are the advantages there...?
09:46Where is the affordable housing?
09:47Hmm, all you need is a pinch of patience and a ladleful of optimism.
09:53Because yes, even tenants with low incomes benefit from the trickle-down effect.
09:58Is that right, Mr. Wob?
09:59Seepage effect?
10:00All supported by studies.
10:01Yes.
10:01Do you actually know what a moving chain is?
10:04Of course, who doesn't know that, right?
10:05You start at the moving van, right? Every seven meters, someone else takes over the piece of furniture.
10:09Isn't that right, until one day your best friend is buried by a heavy metal cabinet?
10:16God, what a mess that was back then.
10:18Uh, not quite.
10:20Look, here we see living space with various properties in price segments A to F.
10:26Exactly, up here in the price segment in the upscale A as in outrageously expensive, then via cheap differently-crazy-expensive, significantly more expensive, miserably expensive, down to here in the lower segment F for still quite nasty expensive.
10:40Uh, maybe I could still afford an apartment in the F-segment.
10:45Hmm, unfortunately all the apartments are currently occupied.
10:48Yes, but don't worry, we're already building a new apartment for you.
10:54Yes, but new construction is just incredibly expensive, I simply can't afford that.
10:58Hmm, not you, but these people do.
11:02Yes, exactly, and that's what triggers the trickle-down effect for you now, because their apartment becomes vacant, these people can move into that apartment.
11:10And then those from D move to C, those from E to D, those from F to E, and then an apartment becomes available for me, in F as in free.
11:21You see, you benefit from the new building and everyone benefits from it.
11:27So.
11:28Uh, excuse me, why is it in the more expensive range now?
11:35Well, she's not just like that, she's something, uh, she's achieved something, this apartment, uh, she's moved into a higher price segment.
11:43Yes, that's great, the promise of upward mobility applies to everyone in Germany, including apartments and cooked dumplings.
11:53Tell me, this is still the same apartment, right?
11:56Yes, but the landlord has made up for this slightly neglected adjustment to market level in the course of the move.
12:02That's understandable, since he's essentially given the apartment away, uh, here F as in, uh, as a gift.
12:08But the apartment, the apartment is now free for you?
12:11Yes, but it's incredibly expensive now.
12:14But it is free in segment E.
12:16Now, why don't you be a little bit E for euphoric?
12:17If you take them like drugs, then I still don't have an affordable apartment.
12:24Take it easy, because the next new building is already under construction here, and there's even an apartment available in it.
12:33New game, new luck, and off we go with the moving chain.
12:37Uh, Silke, Silke, yes, forget Pappenheim, we have an apartment, yes, in Munich.
12:42Uh, no, no, I just found out that a newcomer from Stuttgart needs this apartment, but unfortunately it's no longer available; he moved to Munich for work.
12:52But then there are no apartments available at all.
12:54Yes, but, uh, here, no, in Stuttgart.
12:59Silke, uh, you, it's going to be Stuttgart after all.
13:02Don't cry, honey.
13:04Silke, it will happen, Silke, Silke.
13:06What's wrong with Silke? Stuttgart is great.
13:11Well, I, I, I don't think anyone has ever said that sentence before him.
13:16Take it, but that won't work.
13:19That doesn't work.
13:24That won't work, he can't move here now, otherwise there won't be any seepage effect.
13:30Why is he moving to Munich at all and not to Prenzlauer Berg like the other Spätzle eaters?
13:33Now just wait for the next wave of moves, okay?
13:38There's sure to be something for you in the next round.
13:41Well, uh, how much time do you have?
13:43Because when new leases are signed in segment F, only about 30 percent of the apartments actually remain in segment F.
13:50Wait a minute, so that means apartments will be more expensive in 70 percent of cases when they are newly rented.
13:56Yes, but only here in the lower segments, right?
13:59From segment D onwards, this basically only affects, uh, every third apartment will then just be expensive.
14:04Exactly, that's...
14:05Wait, but, but, but, but none of them will be cheaper.
14:09You said you were creating affordable housing.
14:11But now my apartment costs even more rent than the one that tenant F has moved into.
14:17Yes, that can happen.
14:17So, its seepage effect makes rental apartments more expensive.
14:21Yes, but only in 50 percent of cases overall.
14:25That's every second apartment.
14:26Uh, yes, that's right.
14:30You see, the glass is half full.
14:32That's unbelievable!
14:33Tell him, this seepage effect, you said earlier, is related to study images.
14:38Yes, yes, yes, he is, he is.
14:40Hm, here, for example, it says that in extreme cases, even a newly built luxury apartment on the outskirts of the city has hardly less social impact than a newly built social housing unit in the city center due to so-called seepage effects.
14:55Yes, you see, whether we build luxury villas or social housing, it all comes down to the same thing.
15:01Who commissioned this study?
15:03Oh, wait, I think that was a non-profit organization.
15:06That was the Homeowners' Protection Association.
15:09Exactly.
15:11Do you perhaps have another study?
15:13Yes, yes, yes, we have that too.
15:15We have the large leakage study, and it was commissioned by LBS.
15:25You wouldn't happen to still have one by René Benko, would you?
15:26Yes Yes Yes.
15:29I understand.
15:37I understand your skepticism.
15:40There is, of course, also independent research on this topic.
15:43Yes, for example, by 200 scientists with their publication advocating for a truly social housing policy.
15:51Here it states that we are not aware of a single empirical study on tight housing markets that can demonstrate trickle-down effects on the level of affordable housing provision.
16:02I somehow remembered it being more positive.
16:05Then decades of German construction policy were based on a theory that was never verified.
16:11No, you really have to pay attention to the details.
16:13So if I understand correctly, they only said that they were unaware of any empirical studies on tight housing markets.
16:22So, where housing markets are not tight, there are of course many trickle-down effects.
16:27So their theory about providing housing works, but just not where housing is needed?
16:34Exactly. And that's why the only solution can be: build, build, build.
16:42And whether it's being built in the right place, we'll see, see, see.
16:47Silke, Silke, Silke, yes, no, no, forget Stuttgart, stop crying.
16:51Stuttgart is out. Yes, yes, no, no, isn't that nice, or yes.
16:54Yes, no, look, Silke, calm down, calm down. Silke, I promise you, don't you?
16:59Behind the streamers, the Sachertorte awaits the rising dumplings.
17:04Excuse me? Yes, I'll explain that later.
17:06Look, look, I'll just keep going. Yes, yes, of course, it's no use otherwise.
17:09Sometimes you get lucky and find something by chance.
17:14Here, for example, there are five windows on one floor, and all without curtains.
17:19Silke, that means something, doesn't it?
17:21I mean, who doesn't have curtains? Okay, the Dutch, but not in Schwabing.
17:26Silke, do you understand? In Schwabing, five rooms, no curtains.
17:29This means that either someone has just moved in and hasn't hung up their clothes yet.
17:34or someone moves out, Silke.
17:37Perhaps we'll get lucky and the landlady has died.
17:39Silke, yes, I'll just see, who knows.
17:42Maybe someone is there, a real estate agent or something.
17:44Oh, Silke, the door is open.
17:47The door, I'll take a look inside, yes.
17:48Hello?
17:51Hello?
18:00Sorry, my mobile phone.
18:03Spam.
18:06A piece of cake?
18:08Yes, Silke, there is someone here.
18:10Stay calm, stay calm.
18:13It's nice that someone is visiting again.
18:15The grandchildren, the, the, the grandchildren, they come so rarely.
18:21I don't even remember what they look like anymore.
18:27Granny!
18:37Grandma, Grandma, don't you recognize me anymore?
18:44Grandma, Stefanie?
18:49Is that really you?
18:51Yes, it's me.
18:53Grandma, how much longer do you have to live?
18:55I mean, how much longer, how much longer are you going to live here, Grandma?
19:01Here, everything is so vast and wide, and nobody can take care of you.
19:05Oh, there you are now, Stefanie.
19:08Could you please be so kind as to get me some water?
19:12There should be a side table back there.
19:14Yes, gladly, Grandma.
19:14Everything here is so big and spacious, and I'm all alone in this huge apartment.
19:21Silke, I've got it.
19:22The ideal apartment, a huge old building, Silke.
19:25Stefanie?
19:25No, there is no Stefanie here.
19:27Hey, Grandma, I'll be right there.
19:28What?
19:29No, we're not moving in with Grandma.
19:30Not to that one, but to another.
19:32I'll explain it to you later.
19:33Hey, Grandma, tell me, tell me, Grandma, how many square meters do you have here again?
19:38There must be at least 100 of them, right?
19:40Oh, only 134 down here.
19:45But that's enough for me.
19:47It felt so nice in the 80 square meters upstairs inside me; I hadn't been there since 2005.
19:52Since Günther died.
19:55Günther?
19:57Your grandfather.
19:58Günther, Günther.
20:00Kind Günther, as I always called him.
20:03Do you remember how often he told me that one day this apartment would be yours?
20:10I still remember how he always told me I would outlive you all.
20:14That old asshole.
20:17Grandma, did you know that female pensioners over 70 have an average of almost 70 square meters per
20:22Have you got your head free?
20:23That's almost twice as much as for young adults.
20:26Yes, and I earned and cleaned every single one of these square meters.
20:32That old asshole didn't lift a finger.
20:34Yes, but we can do that.
20:36I thought, Grandma, this apartment would be perfect for us.
20:39Yes, over there, that would make a lovely children's room.
20:42Yes, that was a lovely children's room.
20:44Look, I have a security system.
20:48Can I do anywhere...?
20:50Look, my sewing room.
20:52Uh.
20:53My dressing room.
20:57Yes, the children have grown up.
21:00Günther died here.
21:04All those wonderful memories.
21:06Yes, but everything is empty now, isn't it?
21:09And you're practically very old already.
21:14And...
21:15Yes, when you know you'll soon be lying in a very confined space, without windows, then you want to...
21:23Spread it out a little more beforehand.
21:25Look, Grandma.
21:26Across Germany, 80 percent of people over 60 live in apartments with more rooms than residents.
21:32have, don't they?
21:33And meanwhile that my wife, that is, my husband and I and the children have one room
21:40too little.
21:42We used to live six to a room and I didn't complain.
21:47Now I live alone in six rooms and I'm still not complaining.
21:51That's a delicious cake, Grandma.
22:04This is a recipe from Hubert's.
22:06Mhm.
22:07Tell me, Grandma, Grandma, how much are you paying for this senior citizens' arena?
22:13Oh, 700 euros cold for a modest 214 square meters.
22:20And that happens every month.
22:25And you?
22:27Well, 1,600 euros cold rent for a proud 75 square meters.
22:32Pfft, you young people are quite spoiled.
22:36I couldn't afford such a small apartment.
22:41He wanted to put me in a nursing home.
22:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, your grandma, don't you dare move out.
22:44I think that will make the rent more expensive.
22:47Think about the seepage effect.
22:48Come on, kid, just wait until you get to my age, then you'll practically think about nothing else.
22:53Listen, Grandma, Grandma, but no matter how much you leak, once we all live together under one roof, all three generations, Grandma.
23:04Yes, at the old price, right?
23:06Yes, okay, enough of this heavy-handed drama.
23:10You are already the third Stefanie today who wants to inherit my lease.
23:13And by far the worst.
23:15Yes, I'm sorry, Grandma, there was no other way.
23:24I really wanted that apartment.
23:26When was I caught?
23:28At the first hello.
23:30But tell me honestly, what do you need all that space for?
23:34I mean, all the rooms are empty.
23:36Yes, they're empty because I'm moving out.
23:37What?
23:38Tell me, couldn't you have said that right away...?
23:40Surely I'm allowed a little fun, aren't I?
23:44But isn't a new apartment too expensive?
23:49Yes, I am moving to Vienna.
23:51To my new girlfriend.
23:53To whom?
23:54To my tasteful boy.
23:56Please?
23:58Heater!
23:59What?
24:00Hey!
24:01Huh?
24:02Lover!
24:03Oh right!
24:05Ah, a third spring, yes, how romantic.
24:08He's also an asshole, but he owns a huge council flat.
24:14That's what they call the municipal apartments in Vienna.
24:17100 square meters cost around 490 euros on average, not including utilities, right?
24:21And there, people aged 65 and over are offered smaller apartments for much less money with a subsidy.
24:28Well, and then the large apartments will become available for families, right?
24:31Yes, but I think the term "Gemeindebau" (municipal housing), as it sounds to me, is like the elderly are being shunted off to some kind of dilapidated shack.
24:37Yes, they have some beautiful dilapidated buildings in Vienna.
24:4060 percent of Viennese people live in municipal cooperative or subsidized housing.
24:46Oh my god.
24:48Yes, and some even have a pool on the roof.
24:51Tell me, what's the deal with your apartment, isn't it?
24:56Could I take over your lease?
24:58Well, if you can somehow manage to stay in here, why not?
25:02I can do it, I can do it, of course.
25:04Asshole.
25:06Silke, Silke, finally.
25:08We've got the place.
25:10Magnificent old tree with mesonette.
25:12Yes, the old woman practically presented us with her rental agreement.
25:15Yes, the grandparent scam.
25:16Yes, nothing will be tensioned.
25:17I totally screwed them over.
25:19Yes, you should have seen me, Silke.
25:21I was great.
25:23Let me tell you one thing, Silke, nobody's getting me out of this place.
25:27Attention, attention, leave the building immediately.
25:30The demolition will begin in five minutes.
25:33Silke, quiet please, quiet please, what's going on?
25:37Tell me, what are you doing there?
25:39I, I, I live here.
25:40Ha, I'd better hurry up with finding accommodation!
25:42Because all of that is being removed here.
25:44And that's in, I repeat, five minutes.
25:47What, leave now?
25:49Yes, the building will be demolished.
25:51Didn't the nice older lady tell you that?
25:54What?
25:55That nasty old snake.
25:58Silke, the apartment situation isn't going to work out.
26:00Yes, yes, you can cry now.
26:01Yes, it's gone, completely gone.
26:03I mean, in the sense of being insanely far away.
26:04Yes, thank you, listen.
26:06Why is this being torn down?
26:08Yes, living space is being created here.
26:10Yes, but this is living space.
26:14Yes, there's no living space here.
26:15This is room for investment.
26:18Yes, but the house...
26:18And that takes four minutes.
26:21But listen, the house is still in good condition.
26:23Yes, wouldn't a renovation be worthwhile?
26:26How am I supposed to know that?
26:27Yes, surely you must have calculated that.
26:29No, I don't have to.
26:31And even if I have to, I can't.
26:33And quite honestly, legally speaking, a balancing of interests is now required.
26:37There are simply no regulations at all between renovation and new construction.
26:40And if so, then I won't deliver them anymore.
26:41Because I only have three minutes left.
26:45Wait, wait.
26:45Does that mean you don't need a proper explanation?
26:48for such a demolition permit?
26:50No, such a demolition permit,
26:51I can get those faster than autumn at the Oktoberfest.
26:55That's insane!
26:55We need to stop this.
26:56New construction always just makes everything more expensive.
26:58Nonsense, a new building like that is much more sustainable.
27:01Can you figure that out?
27:02You can slap endless amounts of thermal insulation onto a new building like this.
27:05That's much, much more energetic, or something like that.
27:07But don't talk nonsense.
27:09Renovation is always more environmentally friendly.
27:11Look at this, these walls.
27:12Yes, that's pure gold.
27:1460 percent of a house's energy is contained in the building shell.
27:18Consider that 40 percent of global CO2 emissions
27:23based on the building materials industry.
27:24Because I am a businessman.
27:26And currently, the legal framework is simply as it is.
27:29that environmentally damaging construction with building materials,
27:32which will later become waste, is simply cheaper.
27:35Such a demolition must be very expensive.
27:37No, not if you claim it as advertising expenses.
27:39can be deducted from taxes.
27:40And I can do that.
27:41And that takes two minutes.
27:44But this waste is gigantic.
27:46Please continue as you are.
27:47But do you know the hermit beetle?
27:51Machines, stop!
27:52Machines, stop immediately!
27:53Yes, I need to elaborate a bit more on that.
27:58Listen, in Europe a building is destroyed every minute.
28:03Do you understand?
28:03The citizens' organization House of Europe is trying to stop this.
28:07by collecting signatures.
28:09They need a million.
28:10I've already signed it.
28:11With demands such as a reduction in VAT
28:14on refurbishment and renovation.
28:15This has been achieved in England and France,
28:18to significantly increase the renovation figures.
28:21Don't you understand?
28:22In order to achieve the climate goals, we need
28:24A renovation rate of two to four percent each year.
28:27Last year we only managed to reach 0.69 percent.
28:31But do you know what the much more beautiful number is?
28:34A rental yield of just under four percent for new buildings.
28:37But listen, it's not always just about returns.
28:39There are no hermit beetles here, are there?
28:44Okay, the demolition continues in one minute.
28:49Listen, Architects for Future have been calling for a demolition moratorium for years.
28:53This would allow us to save building materials and reduce CO2 emissions,
28:56Prevent gentrification, which only makes housing more expensive.
29:00Yes, but I'm not an Architect for the Future, I'm an Investor for Profit.
29:05And now, I would honestly start by enjoying your last minute.
29:10One more minute.
29:12Listen, adding extra floors to existing buildings could create up to 50 percent of the required living space.
29:17Yes, it's far too complicated; there's something much simpler.
29:21Demolition, abo, now get off the field, because it starts in 30 seconds.
29:26Yes, impossible, you won't get me out.
29:28Do you know how long it took to wheedle the lease out of that old hag?
29:32Okay, whatever you say, but you do know what our Chancellor said, right?
29:35From now on, we have to build, build, build.
29:37Don't say afterwards that I didn't warn you.
29:40What was it about?
29:41Well, in front of that one.
29:43I came in like a wrecking ball
29:47The house was already rolling anyway
29:51Unfortunately, that doesn't fit in the stacking stone.
29:55But one pursuer counts alone
29:59Nobody's going to move in there anymore.
30:04You smell yourself before you weld.
30:08Because you're simply broken
30:11Whoever lives there scares me.
30:16And soon you'll be nothing but rubble.
30:20Please don't complain now if the wall falls.
30:24No, that's no longer nice.
30:28I'll take out the bulb
30:30Sound fairy in the house
30:32Otherwise I'll get a hairdryer here
30:35I came in like a wrecking ball
30:39The house was already rolling anyway
30:42Unfortunately, that doesn't fit in the stacking stone.
30:46Just ask your daughters.
30:52That was awesome, wasn't it?
31:03That was once clear
31:05That was quite striking.
31:07That used to be easy
31:09Oh, how wonderful!
31:11We've made another statement here.
31:14Finally, such a striking image!
31:17Previously, again with landlord-chain-moving-chain-seeding effects.
31:21And we need more living space
31:23And suddenly we want to tell you something here
31:24We need to build less
31:25Hey, nobody understands that, right?
31:27Can't we at the institution just provide simple answers for once?
31:30Let's just speak plainly here too?
31:33Do we need more living space?
31:35sure, of course
31:35But first, level the ground instead of renovating.
31:37Why?
31:40Because she rhymes it, damn it.
31:41I don't know either.
31:43But that's plain speaking.
31:44Speaking plainly is talking without regard for reality.
31:46Plain speaking, that's verbalized gut feeling
31:49That's not right, but according to
31:51That's not smart, but emphatically...
31:53And plain language is so much more efficient, isn't it?
31:56We have problems with the cityscape
31:57Of course, we have a solution.
31:58Borders closed
31:59How long did it take me to answer?
32:02Two, two and a half seconds
32:03They used my value.
32:04Plain speaking is the inner opinion on clothing.
32:06And that is always more concise than the complicated reality.
32:09Say
32:09Don't you also sometimes feel like speaking plainly?
32:13Do you ever want to let your inner Friedrich out?
32:16Come on, I'll tell you again how it's done.
32:17Here are a few tips from me on how I do it.
32:19A little plain-language coaching session
32:21First and foremost, very, very important
32:22Always ignore the facts
32:25Especially when speaking plainly
32:26Too much knowledge only hinders.
32:28That's why I do every morning
32:29Do I always do such blinkered yoga?
32:31I always stand in front of the mirror.
32:33And then I always say
32:33What I don't know makes me strong.
32:35What I don't know makes me strong.
32:37And then next
32:38Not long facts
32:39Always start talking immediately
32:40You always have to speak faster than you can think.
32:42Yes, yes
32:43If you think about it for too long
32:44Then suddenly you have a more nuanced thought.
32:46Hey, these are plain-speaking bloggers.
32:48Yes, yes
32:49Yes, I'd love to!
32:50Think before you speak
32:51No, no, no, no, no, no
32:53I mean, that's what keeps us alive.
32:54Markus Söder now really
32:55For over ten years
32:56Don't think, don't think
33:07I always say, abstaining from thinking is the highest form of expression.
33:08Freedom of expression, right?
33:10And quite honestly, I'm supposed to know beforehand too.
33:11What I mean is, before I hear what I say
33:13Age, classic
33:15And always remember
33:16You are the best at speaking plainly about things.
33:18About whom you actually have absolutely no idea
33:21Yes, we men are particularly good at that.
33:23Talking about things we haven't a clue about
33:25Yes, yes
33:26You have to have the courage to do that.
33:27We call that overcoming incompetence.
33:30That's so good
33:32It comes first
33:33Yes, that's hesitant.
33:34You don't dare.
33:35She will never...
33:36Here, the institutional audience
33:38You have studied
33:39You also read something once
33:40You're all far too prejudiced to speak plainly.
33:43That's why I recommend you try
33:45You must constantly overcome your impulse control.
33:47That's why you should do it every now and then.
33:48Just like me
33:49These little outrage sprints as training
33:52So, from 0 to 180 in two seconds.
33:53If one of you in the groups says again
33:55Yes, well, I think
33:56This really needs to be examined in a more nuanced way.
33:58Just shout it out!
33:59That's enough already!
34:01With the differentiated here
34:04Are we talking about a differentiation dictatorship here, or what?
34:08We need more discipline
34:09And less gender nonsense.
34:10What does that mean?
34:14No idea
34:15But it's plain language
34:17Look now
34:20We certainly say many
34:28But what exactly is the problem with plain text?
34:30That's never clear.
34:31That's just true.
34:32Nobody ever really has a clue what's meant by that.
34:34Yes, yes, yes, yes
34:35Let me give you an example.
34:37If at your company the next meeting
34:39Jochen from the IT department
34:41I'll tell you again
34:42What the new software tool can do
34:44And you've already after the second turn.
34:46Not a trace of it anymore.
34:47What he actually told you
34:48Just say it
34:50You Jochen
34:50This is not meant personally.
34:52But
34:52I don't think you fit in with the cityscape here.
34:55He'll know what's meant.
34:59Have you found something cozy for yourself and your family yet?
35:11Yes, yes, I have that.
35:12I had
35:12For five minutes
35:13Then the apartment was demolished.
35:15From him, from him
35:16Yes, sorry, but the place was truly uninhabitable.
35:18What?
35:19My grandmother lived there for 50 years.
35:20Uh, again
35:22That wasn't your grandmother
35:24Oh yes
35:24Hey, chin up!
35:26I always say
35:27The first rays of sunshine are already waiting behind the cloud.
35:31And behind every wrecking ball, a new apartment.
35:33Ha
35:34And I have something so inexpensive here.
35:36Aha
35:37How much does it cost?
35:3820 euros per square meter?
35:40Honestly, for a celebrity district, Grünbald here in Munich...
35:42That's a real bargain!
35:44And quite honestly, the exclusive neighborhood is already factored into the price.
35:48Look, I don't intend to
35:49To improve a problem neighborhood through my presence
35:51Look, I have to go somewhere.
35:55I
35:57I have to go somewhere.
36:02With me and my family
36:04Okay, if the normal housing market is too stressful for you.
36:07There's always social housing, after all.
36:10Great
36:11From homeowner to welfare recipient in 30 minutes
36:14Hm, I've seen you that way from the beginning.
36:16Hm
36:16Why are you interfering at all?
36:21Hm? They don't even have any social housing.
36:22But
36:23We give him a lot of money
36:25So that he can give you social housing for little money
36:28Hm, you wouldn't believe how social I can be.
36:31If someone transfers billions to me
36:32Then I can rent out spaces here in Munich for as little as 12 euros per square meter.
36:37Tell me, why are you doing this?
36:38Why don't you take the billions of taxpayers' money and build your own social housing?
36:42Well, because private companies do it more effectively.
36:44We can even turn a needy tenant like you into a better one.
36:47Still easily a return of 4%
36:49Wow, isn't it amazing what he brings out in you?
36:51Currently, this is
36:52Currently, this is even more lucrative than normal residential construction.
36:55Wait a moment
36:56They give him money, then he builds social housing.
36:59Can I move in now?
37:00Yes, but first you need a housing entitlement certificate.
37:04All you need to do is prove that you earn no more than €20,000 net per year.
37:10So in Hamburg, in Munich the limit is 28,300.
37:16I sometimes really wonder who in this country can afford to earn so little money.
37:22I can answer that for you, that's 11 million.
37:27So half of all households, at least tenant households in Germany, are entitled to social housing.
37:34And how many social housing units are there?
37:36One million, but the remaining 10 million are welcome to apply.
37:40Yes, but that's obviously far too few.
37:43Tell me, didn't you want to build, build, build?
37:45We're on it, we're on it
37:47Since 2015, we have been paying 3 billion euros annually for social housing.
37:53Yes, and we have built an average of almost 30,000 social housing units per year.
38:01Did you hear that too?
38:05No
38:05And next year it will be 3 billion again.
38:09Yes, and with that we built another 30,000 social housing units.
38:14There it was again.
38:17And the following year another 3 billion
38:18Yes, and we built another 30,000 social housing units with that money.
38:22Listen, there's less and less of it back there.
38:26Then let's look ahead together.
38:28But every time an apartment is built up there
38:39Then two are eliminated back here.
38:41Oh, really?
38:43Now we can take a good look.
38:44And...
38:47Yes
38:47Actually
38:49That's funny!
38:50The population has halved in 20 years.
38:52But how can that be?
38:53I think you're building, building, building
38:55Yes, up ahead, but back here 65,000 apartments are demolished every year.
39:01How are apartments dismantled?
39:03Well, those will no longer be subject to rent control after 25 years.
39:06Ah, and then they're just gone?
39:10No, they're not gone.
39:11They're somewhere else.
39:12On the free market
39:14You, you, you
39:16The investor is snapping up the social housing units.
39:17Yes, they belong to him too.
39:19And now he can do whatever he wants with it.
39:20And what do you do with it?
39:22Yes, I am creating upscale living space with it.
39:26But that's still a social housing unit.
39:29How does it work?
39:30Uh, by raising rents to a reasonable market level
39:36They don't rise, you increase them
39:40Listen
39:41For 25 years, my hands were tied by rent control.
39:46But now, now, now the apartment can finally show what it can do.
39:49But we do need permanently affordable rents.
39:52Yes, and I need profits from time to time.
39:54Yes, spicy
39:56We can't expect investors to permanently forgo profits.
39:59Listen, instead of constantly giving him billions so that there are fewer and fewer social housing units...
40:03Well, give me the money then.
40:05At least it's hitting the right person there.
40:06Yes, but we already do that in addition with housing allowance.
40:11I think that's a very good idea.
40:13Oh, wait a minute.
40:14Why does he think that's a good idea?
40:16Well, I simply think it's good if you, as the person affected, can decide for yourself what you need most urgently.
40:25I can tell you that about affordable housing.
40:27Oops, as is well known, it's very scarce at the moment.
40:30Therefore, just take the priceless for as long as you need it.
40:35They must be somewhere
40:36But with whose money?
40:39Yes, from the housing benefit
40:40We give 5 billion a year to people who cannot manage their housing costs on their own.
40:45Treat yourself
40:47Oh, holy Silke
40:49That's all mine now.
40:53You give me the money so I can pay his exorbitant rents, right?
40:59We have increased spending on housing benefits by 600% in 10 years.
41:04But I don't get anything out of that.
41:06I only said a quick hello and goodbye to the money.
41:09I feel the same way; I'm passing it on to the shareholders immediately.
41:13Wait, wait
41:17So we're financing the dividends of housing corporations with taxpayers' money?
41:22Oh, one billion, that's how much Vonovia, Europe's largest housing company, distributed to its shareholders last year.
41:29And you call that effective?
41:32Me, yes
41:33Yes, do you want to live there now or not?
41:36Oh, honestly, don't do it.
41:37Well, I have to say, I would also prefer people receiving citizen's income.
41:40What? Why? They can't afford their expensive stages anyway.
41:44Yes, yes, yes, because we pay as punctually as clockwork.
41:49Wait a minute, I thought the employment agency only covers reasonable rents for recipients of citizen's benefits.
41:56Theoretically yes, but in practice there are no reasonable rents left.
42:01And that's why we pay rents for recipients of citizen's benefits in economically strong regions that are far above average.
42:09Yes, I have to say, here in Munich I've received up to 20 euros per square meter from the job center for someone receiving citizen's allowance.
42:16I believe that at the time, I think that was almost seven euros above average.
42:21Are you suggesting that recipients of citizen's benefits are housed in luxury apartments?
42:25No, only the rents are a luxury.
42:27In Dresden, they've even paid 18 euros per square meter for asylum seekers.
42:43And they got a moldy apartment in a prefabricated building in return.
42:45We're not putting the money into the apartments, but into the people.
42:49Those who then live in the moldy apartments
42:52Exactly, and that's what we call promoting individual development
42:55And the Munich social affairs officer impressively explained just how well that works.
43:00It's absolutely insane what we're doing here.
43:04A truly unique piece of nonsense
43:06Exorbitant prices are being charged.
43:09I somehow remembered it more positively.
43:12Tell me, how much did landlords charge in total for accommodating recipients of citizen's benefits?
43:18You really want to know this
43:20In 2023, that was 15 billion.
43:2515 billion plus the 5 billion in housing allowance
43:28That's 20 billion.
43:30This would allow the state to buy a total of 150,000 apartments and rent them out permanently at affordable rates.
43:40And that's forever.
43:41Why don't we do that?
43:43Why don't we do it, Vienna?
43:45Oh, don't tell me!
43:47Vienna, Vienna
43:48Oh, Vienna, Vienna, Vienna
43:50Who would even want to go to Vienna?
43:52Except for your grandma
43:53I don't have a grandmother
43:54But how am I supposed to live?
43:57In Austria, rents are on average sometimes only half as high as in Germany.
44:01Because many apartments there are owned by municipalities or cooperatives
44:04Yes, Austria spends significantly less money per capita on affordable housing than Germany.
44:09But it has eight times as many subsidized apartments.
44:11But if you already own so many apartments, then you don't need to build, build, build anymore.
44:20Oh man!
44:21Tell me, Ms. Hubertz, what you're doing, why are we doing it?
44:24This is all incredibly expensive!
44:25Yes, in order to save money, states and municipalities sold off apartments to corporations in the 2000s.
44:32And now, of the four million social housing units, we only have one million left.
44:37That means three million social housing units are now on the open market, right?
44:45I have an idea!
44:46Me too
44:47Build
44:48That's it, Verena
44:49No no no
44:51We're simply taking back the apartments.
44:54Through socialization
44:57I can't do that, that, that.
44:59How come?
45:00I am a social democrat
45:01Oh, yes, that's right.
45:02That's not possible.
45:07That doesn't work
45:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
45:10And let me tell you something, no, with your radical expropriation fantasies...
45:16You're standing there all alone.
45:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
45:19In Berlin in 2021, almost 60% of Berliners voted in favor of expropriating housing companies.
45:25And the socialization law will soon be put to a vote in Berlin.
45:30But that would be stealing, stealing, stealing
45:34No, it wouldn't.
45:35Do you know who said the following quote?
45:38The remunicipalization of residential property is a milestone for housing in our city.
45:45That must have been Red Heidi.
45:46No, that was the mayor of Dresden, Hilbert.
45:49When he started to buy back the apartments that had been sold off for the city.
45:54And do you know which party he belongs to?
45:57In the FDP
45:58Oh, those left-wing nutcases!
46:00And do you know how much he earns back on the buyback?
46:06Listen, that's, that's madness!
46:08They are selling off our apartments to investors like you.
46:11This makes affordable housing increasingly scarce.
46:14There are far too few social housing units.
46:16Then he increases the rents for recipients of citizen's benefits.
46:20Which you then pay for with our tax money
46:23That costs an incredible amount.
46:26And against whom is the sentiment being stirred up?
46:28Against recipients of citizen's income because they supposedly cost too much.
46:31But it's perfectly clear what we should be doing instead.
46:35Isn't that right? We would need housing on a large scale.
46:38Build, build, build
46:42That was the institution
46:43Today with Timo Wapps and this plague
46:47I'm like a wrecking ball
46:51The house was already full.
46:55Unfortunately, that coincides with the start of the train season.
46:59Just do it with your little daughters
47:03No one is moving in there anymore.
47:07That would be awesome!
47:07Like Brent!
47:08How?
47:09How?
47:09How?
47:09How?
47:10How?
47:11How?
47:11How?
47:11How?
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