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00:001 0 7 3 8
00:02Shutting 7 7 8
00:04House 99, please.
00:11Hi, I'm Ben.
00:14Throughout the week I'll be showing you courses of enlightenment through
00:17pebble working, sand play,
00:21mask making and cosmo drama.
00:24Sorry I'm there, just a bit of trouble with the form, you know.
00:28The talking stick is not with you.
00:34I was just going to say that they try to charge me the weekly rates, you see.
00:37Unless I'm going to be here forever, I thought I should get a discount, that's all.
00:48Shall we light up?
00:56Let us start the OM.
01:04And so we begin our quest to find our inner selves,
01:08to delve into our inner consciousness.
01:12We must look into the inner, inner soul.
01:19You must not have a bad feeling for you.
01:24You must eradicate all bad feelings and come together.
01:28Ben is now channelling Maria Sanchez.
01:36A Puerto Rican Aztec slave girl.
01:43We are on a path together.
01:47And we must dream together.
01:49And we must dream together.
01:51OK, if, um...
01:54If you take the women over one side and the men come with me and we'll bond, OK?
02:01So you get two precious metals in one.
02:05The silver, the metal of kings, that famous precious metal dipped in pure gold.
02:13And we all know what that means.
02:17In a circle.
02:22Can I have a talking stick?
02:25Just, I missed the beginning.
02:26Are all the courses, where do they take place?
02:30Sometimes in the context of the spiritual space.
02:33Stick, stick.
02:35Where is that?
02:36Where is that?
02:38Here.
02:39And all the others.
02:40You haven't got the stick.
02:41Well, give me the stick.
02:42How much is the stick?
02:43I'll buy my own stick.
02:44Give me the stick.
02:44Give me the stick.
02:47Sorry.
02:48Look, all the others.
02:49Where did they take place?
02:51In the realms of nature.
02:53Stick, where is that?
02:54Where is that?
02:55In the garden.
02:57The garden.
02:57Yeah.
02:59We shall now meditate.
03:01You haven't got the stick, sorry.
03:02I don't need the stick.
03:05Let us meditate.
03:06Mind the antlers.
03:10Going down the river.
03:12I see Kay.
03:13Broadcasting to New York City.
03:15A quick glance of the weather, and it's in the low 80s.
03:17So I said to her, listen, Miss Tan in a tube, and we're talking for it.
03:21Here's what's going on.
03:22You ain't clunking down my catwalk.
03:24No way, babe.
03:25Kelvin Klein ain't paying you to squish your tush into his infantile mini-pan.
03:29Fat butt, huh?
03:30The planet Jupiter and its moon.
03:32A galaxy of excess flubber.
03:35Hello.
03:35Hello, little killers.
03:36Hi.
03:38Did you see Naomi's hair?
03:40Adorable.
03:41Adorable.
03:43Well, Omar had a go see at Vogue.
03:46No.
03:46He was so nervous.
03:47I said as he left the apartment, baby doll, vitamin C and smile.
03:51You have a terrific book now.
03:53But they didn't use him.
03:55They have no taste.
03:56Too commercial?
03:56He's a movie star.
03:58Oh, rejection can be so depressing.
04:02Hi.
04:03Patsy Stone.
04:03Is your hair on purpose?
04:05I'm sorry.
04:07Accessories and shoes.
04:08Candy Models, this is Gina Marketing.
04:10So, what's new?
04:11What's happening?
04:11What's your direction?
04:12Who do you want in it?
04:13And what do you want on their feet?
04:15Well, I want to be pretty revolutionary.
04:18I intend to dictate.
04:19I want to take the fun back out of fashion.
04:22You know, no more schoolgirls in techno fabrics.
04:24No plastics.
04:24No microman.
04:25Careful, honey.
04:26No more cheap, tart looks.
04:28No more tart on Hollywood gloves.
04:30Or what?
04:30Breakfast at Tiffany's.
04:32Armani.
04:33Klein.
04:33Karen.
04:34What?
04:35Are you on drugs?
04:37They need it to look like trash.
04:39So their ten page friggin' ads in grays and beiges looks like class.
04:43They don't want your damn fashion pages.
04:46And she's up to speed.
04:47Darling, they are selling a friggin' cent.
04:49This is New York, honey.
04:50Not some friggin' backwater.
04:52We move with the dollar.
04:53This ain't art and there ain't no choice.
04:54So here's what's going on.
04:55You keep it trashy and I don't get ten tons of dickhead designer marketing shit on my back.
05:00Comprehend them.
05:01My dear.
05:02Oh, sweet.
05:03Where's Magda?
05:04She's at a promo brunch for Honda.
05:06No!
05:07Tell him he's got to be a bigger model.
05:08I ain't driving around and I'm nicking Nick Biscuits in.
05:10And I'm in a meeting so no more calls.
05:12Right.
05:13Sorry I'm late.
05:14New York, Las Vegas, Beverly Hills, San Francisco, on a bloody Lulu.
05:18That's what I call a circulation.
05:20But we're selling less than the population of no neck Virginia and that's why I'm here.
05:23So, I want who's old, who's young about town, who's wearing what.
05:27Try and get into someone's ass.
05:28I want who's sexy, who's not sexy.
05:30I want models who smoke, make it marble lights and put them in a pair of Nikes.
05:33I don't like seeing the boys with bitchy selves and Julia Roberts makes me puke, but that's enough about me.
05:38Santa?
05:39Santé.
05:40You know, everybody's crazy about Wicklebrook wallets.
05:44Fendi and Todd Oldham have some out, so I'm thrilled.
05:47Oh!
05:47Mags.
05:48What's the matter, Bill?
05:49I need a fag.
05:50Outside.
05:52Publisher?
05:53His name's Mitchell Friedman.
05:55Mitchell Friedman?
05:56Sounds rather me.
05:57See you later, sweetie.
05:58You.
05:59Oh, yeah.
05:59Well, this month things are be, be good.
06:01Linda, Kate, and Naomi are keeping the weight off, but for the new girls, finger down the
06:06throat time.
06:07Mr. Friedman.
06:08Mr. Friedman's car's gonna be here in a minute.
06:10You stay here with him.
06:11Okay?
06:15Mr. Friedman.
06:15Hello.
06:16I'm Patsy Stone.
06:17Don't touch strangers.
06:18Come on, put your hands down.
06:19Take your elbows in.
06:20You know this person?
06:21No, I...
06:23Well, hi!
06:24Hello there!
06:25How are you doing?
06:26It's me, Bo.
06:27Yeah.
06:27Bo?
06:28Patsy, isn't it?
06:29Yeah.
06:29Hi, hi, hi.
06:31I'm Mitchell's nurse.
06:32Been with him for about a week.
06:33He's my kind of guy.
06:35Can't speak, only takes liquids, and no messy potty time, what with his bags.
06:41Gee, what are you doing in New York?
06:43New York's a big apple.
06:45Kinda off the beaten path for you, isn't it?
06:47Yeah.
06:48Um...
06:49Mr. Friedman.
06:50Mitchell.
06:51I'm Patsy Stone.
06:52I'm the new fashion director of your magazine, HQ.
06:54I wonder if we could just have a quiet word together.
06:56Friedman?
06:57The Friedman of Friedman, Weiss, and Fernandez?
07:00I mean, he owns the building.
07:02What am I talking about?
07:03He owns half of New York.
07:04You having enough oxygen there, honey?
07:06Oh, and then there's the estate in Massachusetts.
07:08Unless his wife got that after the third divorce.
07:10I'm just taking you off to a little closet.
07:11Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
07:12No, butt out, bitch.
07:14This guy's hanging on me.
07:15Come on, my darling.
07:16Brace yourself.
07:17Brace yourself.
07:18We're taking the curve.
07:24Hello.
07:25Ching, ching, ching, ching.
07:27Ching, ching, ching, ching.
07:29Hello.
07:29Ching, ching, ching, ching.
07:35Yeah, everyone's, yeah.
07:37One minute.
07:42Excuse me, it's no smoking in here.
07:44Yeah.
07:44Yeah, right, yeah.
07:46You have to go outside.
07:48Okay, fine.
07:49Go.
07:50It's really inconsiderate, you love.
07:51Yeah.
07:52She's asthmatic.
07:58Well, I only meant the smokers should leave.
08:00I didn't mean everybody.
08:04Anyone want a coffee?
08:05Or something stronger if you know what I mean.
08:07Uh, no, not for me.
08:10I'm just happy sitting here.
08:12Me too.
08:15I'm just happy wanting to see you.
08:16Now, this chain is 9-carat plated and it's a full, uh, 18 inches.
08:24And if you do this, you'll notice that that full length of that gorgeous link chain, and that's the sign
08:33of high quality.
08:34See how it fits in a small shape in the palm of my hand.
08:41Wow, Mama, that outfit is fierce.
08:44Wow, I love your chains, girl.
08:49We'll see you at the boycott later.
08:56I love old cheesecloth.
08:58That's Nicol Fari, could you put it in?
09:02Hi.
09:04Josh and Tim and I are going down the pub.
09:10Well done.
09:20So this kind of smiling thing is, just smiling for us, is it some great cosmic joke I've not been
09:25let in on?
09:27I have found my inner self, the great Shiva cow within, my deep-rooted pagan woman that lies in us
09:40all.
09:40No, not in me. I don't think she's there.
09:41Yes, you will find her. Feel it. Feel the great transmugrants.
09:52The flow from my essential oils are passing into you.
09:57Yes.
09:58They're flowing.
09:59Yes.
09:59Can you feel them?
10:00No, but I can smell them. I honestly...
10:05My womb is flowing.
10:06Yeah.
10:07Can you feel it filling your empty hole?
10:12The pulsations.
10:13Yes, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just that I don't think this is quite what I'm looking for.
10:16I don't think I spent my whole youth burning my bra so I could squat saggy tittied over some forest
10:20loo hole waiting for the sun to come on.
10:22Or let men go off a-hunting down the pub. I'm sorry.
10:25Let me dance the Shiva healing dance.
10:29Look, I just don't think that the sort of person I want to find in me, you know, is the
10:33kind of person who likes making corn-bloody, buggery dollies exactly in the sacred pottery workshop, you know?
10:39Look, the Sri Bhagwan Risha sandal. Let us worship it.
10:47For God's sake, let me just kill the whales.
10:54Have you ever smoked grass or, you know, that other stuff?
10:57Hash.
10:58Yeah, that's it.
10:59No.
10:59Well, then, how can you know it's wrong?
11:02I mean, I don't smoke it because I tried it once and I think I'm allergic or...
11:06Anyway, it didn't really do anything for me. I didn't notice the difference.
11:10I just think it makes people really boring.
11:11Yeah.
11:12I mean, I'm sure you think you're being really funny or clever, but actually you're just being incredibly dull.
11:15And who needs drugs to do that?
11:17And also, when I say something really devastating and funny or clever, I like to remember it the next day.
11:22For heaven's sake, your roach is too tight and your paper's too loose.
11:29Pass me some card.
11:31The Collector's Thimble Collection.
11:34Now, Z-H-O-3-2-6.
11:39Now, I'm just getting a message here.
11:43Would a Mrs. Monsoon, who phoned in a couple of hours ago and who I had such a lovely time
11:49talking to,
11:50would you replace the telephone, dear?
11:52Because nobody else can get through.
12:06I've just spent a long morning at his lawyer's office.
12:09And now, we're going to be married.
12:13I only need ten minutes alone with him.
12:15You've got five.
12:16Done.
12:17But you've got to do something for me first.
12:22I thought you said he couldn't speak.
12:24I throw my voice.
12:25Do you, Mitchell Friedman, take Momo Chrysalis to be your lawfully wedded wife?
12:30No!
12:30No, out of my way!
12:31I'm a trained nurse!
12:33Milton, turn over!
12:34Oh, God.
12:35Go ahead, he's all right.
12:36Do you, Milton Friedman?
12:37Yeah, he did this.
12:38To be your lawfully wedded wife!
12:40I do!
12:42Come on, hurry up, I'm losing him!
12:43All right.
12:44By the power of estimate by the state of New York,
12:46I now have to pronounce you husband and wife!
12:47Yes!
12:49You, uh, made our kiss, the bride.
12:51No, and your wife.
12:53The money's all yours.
12:54But I wasn't getting a pulse.
12:56Oh, Chrysalis, you married the richest man in New York.
12:58What are you going to do now?
12:59I'm going to Disneyland!
13:09This secret feather is for you.
13:12All right.
13:38Grass.
13:39There are different sorts of grass.
13:43A little dazes, Sam.
13:44A little dazes.
13:45A little dazes.
14:20A little dazes.
15:07Oh, cheers.
15:08Cheers.
15:09Cheers.
15:10Well, it's quite like the old times, Ed.
15:14Yeah, well, it has only been three days, actually, perhaps.
15:17Has it?
15:17Yeah.
15:18It felt like...
15:19Yeah?
15:20Well, cheers.
15:21Cheers.
15:21Yeah.
15:24I should...
15:25I mean, I didn't mean to drag you back or anything like that, you know.
15:27No, no.
15:28You didn't drag me back, no.
15:30You're from New York.
15:31Yeah, New York.
15:32Yeah.
15:34Yeah.
15:35Fantastic shopping.
15:36Oh, yeah, it was fantastic.
15:38Yeah.
15:38I was not taking them!
15:40I'm entitled to a discount!
15:41I'm a fancy stone!
15:43You know, and all that fabulous fun you must have been having.
15:47Oh, yeah.
15:48Yeah?
15:48It was fabulous.
15:49Yeah.
15:50Wow.
15:53Oh, my God!
15:58Yeah, it was fantastic.
16:00Yeah.
16:02It's something I meant to, you know, say on the plane, but I was too drunk, obviously.
16:06And it's just that, anyway, I was just passing, you know, I was just in New York passing.
16:12I was just...
16:13I didn't mean to drag you back or anything.
16:14That's all I could say, yeah.
16:15I mean, I know that, Eddie.
16:16I mean, I know you didn't drag me back.
16:17I mean, in actual fact, I was thinking of leaving, anyway.
16:19Were you?
16:20Eddie, because I...
16:21What?
16:22The job wasn't up too much.
16:23Yeah.
16:24Yeah.
16:26Yeah, anyway, cheers, yeah.
16:27Cheers.
16:28Yeah, cheers.
16:28Cheers.
16:28Thanks a lot.
16:29Yeah, welcome.
16:32Actually, I know.
16:33It was...
16:34Yeah, what was...
16:36Hello, darling.
16:37Mum.
16:39I didn't expect to see you here.
16:41Yeah, I...
16:42I didn't expect to see you either.
16:44Darling.
16:45Found yourself, then.
16:47Duh-nah.
16:52Yeah, it was, you know, it was fabulous, darling.
16:54It's all I needed, really, was those few days, you know,
16:56feeling part of something with my sort of people, you know.
16:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:01I'm sorry, I can't breathe your second-hand air like that.
17:04I'm sorry.
17:05I'm sorry.
17:07I've been with people I could really relate to.
17:09Oh, those eyes, are they?
17:10Those are your eyes.
17:12Are they?
17:14God, you must be bored.
17:17Anyway, how can I expect them to find Nirvana, darling?
17:19They couldn't even find any decent furniture.
17:20Darling, if you want to talk bollocks and discover the meaning of life,
17:23you're better off dining a bottle of whiskey.
17:25At least that way you're unconscious by the time you start to take yourself seriously.
17:29Mother nature is no fool.
17:35Hoover vacuums, bro.
17:38Well, how did that happen?
17:40Oh, I fell out at window when I was doing sills.
17:45Look at this, darling.
17:47I couldn't get out of her contract.
17:48Luckily, it was non-specific.
17:50That's what they said at the tribunal.
17:51Yes, thank you for that.
17:52Oh, the police phoned.
17:55Oh, yeah?
17:55They've released your mother.
17:57Damn.
17:58Good boy, isn't it?
17:59Because they haven't had a record out for years.
18:03Oh, my goodness.
18:06You can't believe me like that.
18:08Darling, squatting is against the law.
18:11Oh, she changed the locks and was using my credit card, darling.
18:14She's lucky not to have been sent down.
18:18Astray, Astray.
18:20Go on, get us Astray.
18:23Oh, how did she get in?
18:24How did she do that?
18:28Oh, released then.
18:30Yes, dear, but I'm tagged.
18:32Oh, whoa.
18:33Go sit here.
18:34Go sit over there.
18:34Go on, sit over there.
18:36I have to report once a week for a cup of tea with my social worker, Mandy.
18:41And I gave her your number at university, dear, just in case she wants to contact you.
18:46If I go missing.
18:48Tell me a bit hungry.
18:49Can you get the cheesy balls in that cupboard behind you?
18:51Why don't you get them yourself?
18:53Because you're here.
18:55Mum, I know to you my childhood has been a convenient form of legalised slavery, but I'm over 18 now.
18:59Do you understand?
19:02Actually, not the cheesy balls.
19:03The Japanese see me twig.
19:11Open them.
19:13No.
19:14This is not how it's going to be anymore, Mum.
19:17I'm not going to be here just to put you to bed, to feed you, stub out your joints, clear
19:21up the sick, lie for you, disapprove of you.
19:24And not just you.
19:25You as well.
19:26Zest pit from hell.
19:29Stinking bag of bones that haunts his house every day like a mouldering cadaver.
19:33Leeching the lifeblood out of everything it can get its filthy suckers onto.
19:36Well, I'm fed up of being suckered.
19:38I will not take this anymore.
19:39This is not how it's going to be.
19:42Wheels on fire, rolling down the road.
19:50There's no air by my necks again.
19:55This will shine, let's go.
19:57This will shine, let's go.
19:59This will shine, let's go.
19:59This will shine, let's go.
20:29Is Tom up yet?
20:30Well, I looked in on him this morning and he was still practically unconscious.
20:33I think he was smoking last night.
20:36Here she goes.
20:37Here she goes.
20:43Oh, no.
20:44Oh, no.
20:45Saf!
20:46Darling!
20:47Oh, dear.
20:48Mum, you said they weren't going to be allowed in our kitchen any more.
21:02What's wrong?
21:03What's wrong?
21:03I don't want to have my breakfast with you this morning.
21:05Patsy dropped the keys to our bit in Soho last night.
21:08I'm going to have anything but dried toast.
21:10I can't manage that with my teeth now.
21:11I'm going to use Patsy's.
21:12Isn't that dog here that sticks its nose up your car?
21:16Could he?
21:18Yeah, darling, I'll have the packet, I'll have the packet.
21:22What's my nose?
21:22No, no one's taking them any more.
21:26I like him.
21:27You can't be here today.
21:28Use your own place.
21:30What?
21:30Victoria, could you get me the spare keys, please?
21:32What?
21:33I can't be here when Dad comes.
21:34He'll just leave again, Mum.
21:35I know.
21:36What's that past of coming back?
21:38Oh, I might hang around.
21:39It's the only bloodswap they haven't banned.
21:41No!
21:41What?
21:43Did I leave a bottle of money here?
21:45No.
21:46Can I have one?
21:47Be careful, darling.
21:48We don't want another overflow situation.
21:50Check your clumps to be back.
21:53We actually had to scoot our way out of the Rumba Go-Go Club last night.
21:55A torment deed.
21:57Oh, we can judge of that.
22:00Here you are.
22:01Now go.
22:02What?
22:04Jayla has brought our keys.
22:05Oh.
22:06Oh, we've got to go, darling.
22:07Go.
22:10See you later.
22:12Oh, God.
22:14Are you still with us?
22:15Yes.
22:15Yes.
22:18Mum, I'll do the house.
22:20Why don't you go to the hairdresser before Dad arrives?
22:23No, it's all right.
22:26Oh, dear.
22:28I've forgotten my specs.
22:36Won't be long.
22:46Not dead yet.
22:47No, I'm gone.
22:49Dead yet.
23:04Still not bad life.
23:06Not a bad life, darling.
23:07Yeah, not a bad life.
23:08No, but a bad life.
23:13No, not a bad life.
23:16No, I'm gone.
23:19No, I'm eleven.
23:24You know what?
23:26No, it's all right.
23:33Ah, I'm having one.
23:36No, I'm two.
23:37I'll be right back.