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00:01Oh, Ed's photo shoot in Paris has a ring to it, babe.
00:04Oh, Bubba, look, just try them again.
00:07I have to have their photograph taken with me for the generation thing for the magazine.
00:10Try them. Here's my list.
00:11Liv Tyler, Kate Beckinsale.
00:14All right, Emma Bunton, yes, try Emma Bunton.
00:16Try Emma Bunton.
00:17What magazine is it, darling?
00:18Is it, is Tatler or Harper's or something like that?
00:20Darling, the wonderful thing is it's not my magazine.
00:22I have no responsibility.
00:24I'm just going to be a model.
00:25Modeling.
00:26Who's in charge of it, sweetheart? Who's in charge?
00:28Candy, Candy Bender.
00:29Candy Bender, Candy to Denison Bender.
00:31Try her.
00:32Oh, oh, try Chloe Savini.
00:33She might want to be my daughter.
00:34Try Chloe Savini.
00:35No, it's for Paris tomorrow.
00:37What do you mean?
00:38Today, darling, it's today.
00:40It's too late.
00:41It's too late.
00:41Forget it.
00:42Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.
00:46Oh, darling, who is that?
00:49That was Kate Beckinsale, Chloe Savini, Paula Birch, and Emma Bunton.
00:54You know what this means, don't you, darling?
00:55Now, what's that, darling?
00:57Safi's going to have to be my daughter.
00:59Oh, never mind, Eddie.
01:00Now, look, Eddie, hurry up.
01:01Erin said he's going to meet us at the Eurostar, Erin.
01:03Little Erin.
01:04Come on, Eddie, hurry up.
01:05Gloves, scarves, shoes.
01:06Gloves, scarves, shoes.
01:08Oh, a model's life.
01:26Professionalism, punctuality, and more lips, more, more face, more nose, more, shall we?
01:32Dolly, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, yeah?
01:34Passaff, passaff, yeah?
01:35Fabulous.
01:36Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous.
01:39Oh, boy.
02:02Saff.
02:04Saff, Saff.
02:05Saff, darling.
02:07Saff, Saff, oh!
02:11Silly me, darling, silly me, it's all right.
02:13It's not all right, it's you.
02:15What do you want?
02:16It's time to get up.
02:16Come on, come on.
02:17Oh, we're going to Paris, darling.
02:19You promised, you promised you'd do this for me, darling.
02:21Come on, darling.
02:22I thought you said you'd get someone else to do it.
02:24You know, I tried Liv Tyler and Kate Beckinsale, yeah.
02:28Joke.
02:31I know it's not.
02:33Oh, don't go limp again.
02:35Come on, darling.
02:35Get up, get up, get up.
02:36Day in Paris.
02:37Won't take long you can look at things.
02:39Come on, sweetheart.
02:40Come on, darling.
02:41You are my daughter, sad but true.
02:42Come on.
02:45We will be back by tonight.
02:46Yes, yes.
02:47Just one day.
02:48Come here, sweetheart.
02:48Look, look, look, darling.
02:49Mama's left some clothes here for you.
02:52All right?
02:53That'd be lovely on you.
02:54Look at that, sweetheart.
02:55Hmm?
02:55Don't worry about all this.
02:56They'll sort all this out when we get there.
02:58Okay?
03:02Come on, get dressed, sweetheart.
03:05I'm your mother and I haven't seen your tits before.
03:09No, you haven't.
03:14We've all got them, darling.
03:17Come on, quick, quick, quick.
03:19Sleep.
03:24Sleep.
03:29Darling, is this going to be just an article, the whole edition?
03:31No, Candice, it's going to be the whole edition.
03:33Generation flex.
03:34I wouldn't worry too much about your bit, darling.
03:36Just be a little sort of insert.
03:37The fashion.
03:38That's me and Erin.
03:38That'll be the spreads.
03:40The cover.
03:43Oh, Eddie.
03:44Modeling again.
03:45Me modeling.
03:45Going on a photo shoot.
03:46It's just like the old times, babe.
03:48We need all this stuff done.
03:49It's only a day.
03:50Darling, as a model, you have to be prepared.
03:52You have to be prepared for anything.
03:53Good nails, good teeth, good hair.
03:55And a look that says to the photographer,
03:57there's nothing I won't do to make your life easier.
04:00Yeah, that's lovely, darling.
04:01That's lovely.
04:01That's gorgeous, love.
04:02That's gorgeous.
04:03Beautiful.
04:04Say Thursday.
04:06Thursday.
04:06Yeah, that's lovely, darling.
04:07Thursday.
04:09Thursday.
04:09All movement, love.
04:10All movement.
04:12Thursday.
04:15Thursday.
04:16Why is she coming?
04:17Well, she's doing the fashion thing, darling.
04:19The spread of Erin O'Connor.
04:20You know, the face of now.
04:22You know, same as us.
04:23Young and old.
04:24Oh, you're not old, Eddie.
04:30What are you wearing?
04:32What are you wearing?
04:33What are you wearing?
04:33Look at this.
04:34Look at that shirt.
04:35It's when I strangle you.
04:37Why does everything you wear look like it's bearing a grudge, darling?
04:42You've got a wardrobe full of little murderers.
04:44Look at them.
04:45Look at them.
04:46Who else is doing our article?
04:48Oh, well, Jerry Hall's got Lizzie Jagger, darling.
04:50Goldie Horn's got Kate Hudson.
04:51Nirvana's got Ivanka.
04:52Inevitably.
04:53And I've got little Erin O'Connor.
04:55Little Erin.
04:55It all sounds very sad.
04:57Well, it's not sad, actually, darling.
04:59It's all about this great idea, you know.
05:01You can be interesting at 20.
05:02You can be interesting at 30, 40, 50, 60.
05:07Eddie, I'm 42.
05:10Well, I hope I'll be more interesting.
05:12Well, hallelujah.
05:13Don't we all, darling?
05:15Anyway, sweetheart.
05:16Once a party girl, always a party girl.
05:18If you can still get a straw-wrap, you know.
05:19Yes.
05:20Well, there's your toilet seat.
05:22Exactly.
05:22Ooh!
05:23Candy!
05:23Candy, that's Candy Bender, darling.
05:24She's the fashion, er, deputy assistant.
05:27Go to the magazine, anyway.
05:28Go and answer the door, darling!
05:30Tell him we're meeting Erin at the station!
05:32Erin!
05:33Oh, Erin, sweet little thing.
05:34You know, she just worships me.
05:35She just thinks I'm rather cool.
05:36I think I'm a bit of a role model here, Eddie.
05:40Shut up, shut up, Erin.
05:41Shut up.
05:42Now, where are my G-string panty pads?
05:54What are you doing?
05:58Well, I'm not dressed like this to stay here and eat whelks, am I?
06:06Hello, darling.
06:07Can you get rid of that for me?
06:08I think I've got it all.
06:09Little present for Christy.
06:11Come on, darlings.
06:12We're going to be late.
06:12All right, we're coming, coming.
06:13Morning candy.
06:14Erin's meeting us at the station.
06:15Darling, who's the photographer?
06:16Litchfield, Bailey, O'Neill, who is...
06:18Oh, Rimmer.
06:19Rimmer?
06:19Dazed and confused.
06:21Like Patsy.
06:22Oh, Rimmer, Rimmer, Rimmer.
06:23I love Rimmer.
06:24And, darling, what's the mood?
06:25Sort of Yves Saint Laurent.
06:27Oh, I love Yves Saint Laurent.
06:28Trash.
06:29I don't know.
06:29I thought I'd sort it out when we got there.
06:31You!
06:31You!
06:31What are you doing here?
06:33You silly tit.
06:34Dress like a tit.
06:35You're not coming.
06:36You haven't got a passport.
06:36You haven't got a ticket.
06:37You have to be chipped.
06:38You have to be chipped.
06:40She's talking to you.
06:41Actually, has your dog been chipped?
06:43What?
06:44Well, they won't let it in if it hasn't been rabies vaccinated.
06:46Are you absolutely sure?
06:47It's the law.
06:48A dog needs its own passport now.
06:49Erin!
06:50Erin!
06:50Oh, no, we're meeting her at the station.
06:52I'm sorry.
06:52She's getting me.
06:53She gives us a little bit of a ticket.
06:54Ticket, ticket, ticket, ticket.
06:55Under your top button.
06:56Your top button.
06:57I'm not asking you to get your tatters out.
06:58Just undo your top button.
07:00Oh, no, no, no.
07:01No, no, no.
07:02Ticket's passport.
07:10What are we gonna say?
07:11We're gonna say.
07:11What are we gonna say?
07:12Oh, Erin, Erin, Erin!
07:14Patsy.
07:16Muddy early, isn't it?
07:17Early, darling.
07:18In my days this was early.
07:19In my days this was yesterday.
07:21Miss Rimmer.
07:21Do you know Rimmer?
07:21Yes, Rimmer, Rimmer. I love Rimmer. Do you know Candy?
07:24No.
07:25Lady Candidate at Enderson Bender. Candidate at Den Bender. Candy Bender.
07:28I'm afraid I don't.
07:29Shall we?
07:30Yes.
07:31Yeah, just us.
07:34Erin, Erin.
07:36Bitch, Minj.
07:37Minj won't take fist. You'll have to go without me.
07:40We'll just tie him up here and we'll pick him up all the way back.
07:42No, don't. I know how that feels.
07:44Look, Rimmer knows what he's doing. You'll be fine.
07:46It's a nice little bagger.
07:47Bye, darling.
07:49Shame she couldn't come with us.
07:51What's this? What's this?
07:52It's a guide book.
07:53No, you are not bringing that with you. No.
07:55You said the place will only take an hour. I want to see Paris.
07:57Put that book.
08:08Put the book, then. Will you put that book?
08:10Yeah, she's a friend of mine.
08:11Yeah, she's a friend of mine, too. I like it.
08:13Rimmer, did you do Jerry Hall and Lizzie Jagger? What did they do? Were they outrageous, darling?
08:17They were great. They were really up for it. They had a real kind of machismo bitch thing happening, yeah?
08:25Look at the passport now. You don't have the passport now. No one wants to see that anymore.
08:29Can I see your passport photograph?
08:30Oh, no, it's really awful.
08:31No, come on, give me mine.
08:31This spread is a kleb.
08:33Let's see.
08:34That's not bad.
08:37You're pretty, aren't you?
08:38She's pretty.
08:40God, she's so much younger than I am.
08:42Something with my mother makes me look old.
08:46Look at mine.
08:47Great, I love that.
08:48Look at mine.
08:50See, mine, my face doesn't normally look like this.
08:52It's a good photo, isn't it?
08:55Good angle, yeah.
08:55But I think the photographer really caught something.
08:57Syphilis.
09:00Just grow up!
09:04Who's Rosa Klebb?
09:05Why has no one ever been anything to you?
09:08Rosa Klebb was the ugliest woman...
09:11The second ugliest woman in the world.
09:13Who's that Bond?
09:15Who was the Bond in that Bond?
09:16There was only one Bond, darling.
09:18Erin, there was only one Bond.
09:19Sean. Sean was the Bond.
09:20Sean.
09:21Right, I think that was before I was born.
09:26He's gone.
09:27He's gone.
09:28He's gone.
09:28He's gone.
09:30He's still in the tunnel.
09:45Where are we going?
09:50Here.
09:51Over the floor.
09:52Yes.
09:53Go on, little man.
09:57No.
09:57You've got to be done.
09:58I am not.
09:59You're a fan.
10:00To get rid of her death power.
10:01I'll do it myself.
10:03What's wrong with this?
10:04You don't understand.
10:05Rema, Rema, don't.
10:06No, no, no.
10:07I shall do it myself.
10:09I've got everything with me.
10:10I've got shoes, bags, scarves, gloves.
10:13Patsy.
10:13Yes, darling?
10:14I think they just really want a clean look.
10:16Clean?
10:17Darling, I know what clean means, darling.
10:19I'm in the business.
10:20Clean means...
10:21Well, it means nothing.
10:22It means you look like nothing.
10:22You look like a little smudge,
10:24a little piece of dirt.
10:24It's because some talentless misogynist
10:26wants you to just look like a piece of shit.
10:29No, no, no.
10:29I...
10:32I mean, Rema, why don't you do us first?
10:34Because we're ready.
10:35We're ready to go.
10:36Well, I know.
10:37It's a bit much better than this.
10:38I'm afraid.
10:39Darling, doesn't it make you sick sometimes?
10:41Doesn't it make you sick?
10:42To have to be made to look as though you've been just
10:44dragged out of the gutter.
10:45Or as though you've been shooting up in some toilet
10:47in some soiled agent provocateur
10:49as a ripped t-shirt.
10:52No, no, no, no.
10:53No, not you!
10:55Not you, Erin.
10:56No, darling, not you.
10:57No, no.
10:57I was...
10:58Actually, I was just thinking back to when we were models.
11:00We had a sort of responsibility for being glamorous.
11:02We were goddesses.
11:02Me and...
11:03Shrimpton and Twiggy
11:05and Peggy Moffat
11:07and Vlooshka
11:07and...
11:08Annegret
11:09and Lauren Hutton.
11:10You know, that was New York.
11:12Paris and Rome and...
11:13You've got to do the models first.
11:15It's a...
11:15It's a mindset thing.
11:18What models?
11:19It's not just those two.
11:21Foal and Tuppen mink hems
11:23and patchwork pan velvet.
11:26I don't think it was quite like that.
11:29Annegret.
11:31Come on, Patsy.
11:32What?
11:32Pull yourself together.
11:34Annegret, what is the matter with her?
11:35I don't know.
11:36I really don't know.
11:37Look, I only employed her
11:38because she said she was a friend of yours.
11:40Look, look.
11:40I have to know her.
11:43Um...
11:43What nice of you're doing here?
11:45We're doing this generation thing.
11:47We?
11:48It's only moisturiser.
11:50It's not make-up as such.
11:55Oh, Erin, darling, you look gorgeous.
11:57I hope it lets me keep this top on.
11:59It's going to be freezing out there.
12:01And, uh...
12:02What'll I be wearing?
12:04No!
12:05Eddie!
12:06Can we grab something?
12:07No, Eddie!
12:08I think it's some champagne!
12:09Oh, no, Eddie!
12:10No!
12:11Oh!
12:18No!
12:20I also have, uh, du croissant and du café.
12:24Le café, le croissant.
12:27That's so embarrassing!
12:28It's not embarrassing.
12:30It's not as embarrassing as you sitting there reading that looking like some tourist, darling.
12:34You see everything but yourself.
12:36You always have the best view in the room because you're not looking at you.
12:42Put that away!
12:42Put it away!
12:45Where are you going?
12:45Where are you going?
12:46Well, I'm not going to sit here all day.
12:48What?
12:48They're going to phone us about the photo, darling.
12:50Then let's go!
12:50I want to see Paris!
12:51I'm going on my own!
12:52You are not going on your own because you will do a runner!
12:55I know about you!
12:56What is it for?
12:57He wants you to pay!
12:59He wants you to pay!
13:01He wants you to pay!
13:03He wants you to not wear denim!
13:06Ask Erin!
13:07Erin knows about me and denim!
13:09Champagne!
13:10Champagne!
13:10Pronto!
13:10To the scaliers!
13:11Champagne!
13:14I'll shove it up her tight little arse!
13:17Where do you want to go?
13:19Huh?
13:20The Louvre?
13:22Arc de Triomphe?
13:24Arc de Triomphe?
13:25Arc de Triomphe?
13:25Arc de Triomphe?
13:26I've seen that.
13:27When?
13:27I don't believe you.
13:28I saw it in London!
13:29What?
13:29The Denimonaire, darling!
13:32The church!
13:33I'm not talking about the musical!
13:35You haven't seen the church!
13:36The church?
13:36Right.
13:37If you don't know where you want to go, then you have to follow me.
13:39Okay, girls, when I say it, are you ready?
13:42And turn!
13:44Okay, one more time.
13:46No smiling this done understood properly.
13:47Give me mood.
13:48Face that way!
13:49Wait for me to say it!
13:51And...
13:51Turn!
13:53Right, now you!
13:54I don't like what you're doing all this with your face!
13:58From our spread!
14:00Look at that!
14:01Look at that!
14:01Why do we have such crap when everything here is so nice, hmm?
14:05Hmm?
14:05I mean, they dress their meat better than we dress ourselves.
14:07You could take a lesson from that, darling.
14:09Dead flesh and dignity.
14:11Dead, but with dignity.
14:14When I die, I want to be dressed by a French butcher.
14:16There are people here who think you already have been.
14:18Look at this!
14:19Look at this!
14:19Duc-Ã -la-range with tangerine accessories and we deserve crap.
14:24Patsy, you don't have to smile like that.
14:27I wasn't smiling.
14:28It's just rumour I just don't think I should be standing next door to Daphne!
14:30If she wasn't your best friend, you'd get rid of her.
14:32I hardly know her.
14:37Come on!
14:37One more time!
14:38Hurry, hurry!
14:39Get with it!
14:39Face away!
14:40Wait for me!
14:40No smiling this time!
14:42One more!
14:43And...
14:43Turn!
14:47Shit!
14:48Why don't you stop somewhere?
14:49Look over there, darling.
14:50People with bent legs sitting on little strange wooden artefacts.
14:52At the cafe.
14:53Sit.
14:55God!
14:56Shops!
14:56Look, darling.
14:57Shops!
14:57These are exactly the same shops you have in London.
14:59You can do shopping in London.
15:01I don't want to go to a French Virgin Records.
15:03Or a McDonald's.
15:03Or, frankly, a Walt Disney Store.
15:06Oh, don't you?
15:06Living in a global shopping mall and you're the only person who still thinks there's a bloody exit.
15:11Little man!
15:12Oh, God.
15:14Where are we going now, darling?
15:16You're not allowed to walk slowly.
15:18It's not against the law here, you know.
15:20You've got your rucks like your crampons that you can conquer the Eiffel Tower.
15:24Darling, darling, don't go so fast you'll lose me.
15:27Lose you?
15:28I can see you from space.
15:29You and the Great Wall of China.
15:32Oi, Rimmer, aren't these two really necessary?
15:35Oh, no.
15:36What's that for that?
15:37It is you.
15:39What?
15:40What's the matter with you?
15:41You look very faint.
15:43It's like the photocopiers running out of ink.
15:47It's like you've been roanyard, roanyard, roanyard, roanyard, over and over.
15:54And this is the very last copy.
15:59I'm looking into the future and it's not very pretty.
16:03Yeah, I'm just wondering if we're going to have a big photo.
16:10Sweetie, why can't we have any fun?
16:12Why aren't we allowed to go on the wheel?
16:13Why can't we have any fun?
16:14Stop it!
16:14Stop moaning!
16:15We're going to go to the gallery.
16:17No.
16:17If there's a queue, we can have a nice cup of tea.
16:20We can sit in a nice garden.
16:22You know what you've turned into, darling.
16:25What you've turned into?
16:28Come along, Edwina, dear.
16:32Daddy will have the tea on. The flask is quite empty now.
16:37I don't like their milk. It's not disinfectant.
16:40I don't like them, dear.
16:42Don't let them catch your eye, or they may try and say something to you.
16:46Oh, here's your lunch.
16:49Now, I would have had it filled, but your father had the phrase book.
16:53Come on, dear.
16:55We are sophisticated human beings, girls, and we don't need that.
17:00All right, then. I don't want to be like that.
17:04What?
17:04I mean, what should we do?
17:07What?
17:08What would you and Patsy do in Paris?
17:12Well, what would... Patsy? Well, I don't think it's a city full of beautiful shops,
17:17with beautiful things, and we go shopping.
17:19Have a drink, a little bar. Shopping, beautiful things. Shopping, drink. Shopping, beautiful things. Shopping, drink. Lunch at cost.
17:26Shopping. Stop for a little drink. Buy some more beautiful things.
17:29Then we go to the Eiffel Tower and get a tits out.
17:33All right, then. Let's do it.
17:36Let's do your day.
17:43All good, darling. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers, sweetheart.
17:47Mmm. It's very nice.
17:49That's wine, sweetheart.
17:51Yes, I know. It's a very good shatley.
17:54It's overpriced.
17:55Sweetheart.
17:56Sorry.
17:58Do you like these lamps?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Mmm.
18:01Don't change the house again.
18:04I won't, darling. I won't. I won't. I won't.
18:06It is just the two of us.
18:07Yes.
18:10Christian! Christian! Christian! Hello.
18:12I'm not wearing your clothes.
18:14I'm so happy.
18:16That was Christian. That was the car.
18:18I know, Mum. He made my wedding dress.
18:20Look at that Buddha, sweetheart.
18:22You wonder how they got it in here?
18:24Do ya?
18:27Better not let the Taliban know it's here.
18:30You put yourself in that line, okay?
18:32Very nice. Very beautiful.
18:33And get in order in a line simply from youngest to oldest.
18:37How many times do I have to explain it?
18:38Youngest to oldest.
18:40I'm 42!
18:44So, what makes a place the place?
18:48What do you mean the place to be?
18:51What do you do, darling?
18:52Huh?
18:54Not you, darling.
18:56Who goes there?
18:59Woodrum's down to me.
19:00Woodrum's down.
19:05Ellie, do you have a fat bar on you?
19:07Just to make you fat?
19:09No.
19:10You could tell Patsy that.
19:14Patsy?
19:15Oh, smash at Estelle!
19:17Patsy Stelton?
19:18Oi!
19:20Patsy?
19:22Oh, sorry.
19:23I thought you were someone else.
19:33This place is lovely.
19:35Look at the fireplace.
19:36She's just a sense of telling them.
19:38It sucks.
19:39They know it's lovely.
19:40They don't need you to tell them it's lovely, right?
19:42Just...
19:42I've done your nose a little bit on it, you know.
19:48Do you open the menu?
19:49Open the menu.
19:51When the waiter comes,
19:52you just read something off the menu.
19:53You don't have to ask him about it, all right?
19:55It's all good food.
19:56All right?
19:57When...
19:57Hello.
19:58Have you made your choice?
20:00Eric Cotsworth?
20:02Do you want hot or hot?
20:05It's okay, Mum.
20:06It's okay.
20:06Oh...
20:07One minute, s'il vous plaît.
20:08Je vais demander à ma mère
20:09qu'est-ce qu'elle veut manger.
20:10D'accord.
20:13I'll choose it.
20:14Alors, ma mère va prendre la salade aux haricots verts
20:17suivie des noisettes d'agneau.
20:19Et moi, je venais chez moi ici et commenter le risotto.
20:24Et pour commencer, un bon chablis.
20:27Et puis, avec les entrées, un châteauneuf du Pape.
20:30Très bien.
20:30C'est la première fois que je suis ici.
20:34C'est magnifique.
20:35Merci, merci.
20:35C'est magnifique.
20:46C'est magnifique.
21:05C'est magnifique.
21:07C'est magnifique.
21:08C'est magnifique.
21:10C'est magnifique.
21:11C'est magnifique.
21:12C'est magnifique.
21:13C'est magnifique.
21:14C'est magnifique.
21:16C'est magnifique.
21:17C'est magnifique.
21:20C'est magnifique.
21:26C'est magnifique.
21:29C'est magnifique.
21:31What do you want us to do next, huh?
21:33I want you to not touch me again.
21:41Isn't that nice?
21:42Is that Stella?
21:45Is that Stella?
21:46Who?
21:46Stella McCartney.
21:47Oh, Sue Stella!
21:49Leather, leather, leather, leather, leather!
21:50Oh, God.
22:00Why won't that woman ever speak to me, darling?
22:02Oh, Mum, you've got meat in your hair.
22:05Oh, God!
22:08That's awesome.
22:09It's all in my mind.
22:10I am old carcass, eating old carcass, darling.
22:13What's they doing about this photo?
22:15Oh, well, it's in a corner, isn't she?
22:19She's...
22:19No, good call.
22:20I'm going to the toilet.
22:22To the Louvre?
22:23No, to the...
22:23No, that's a joke, Stella.
22:25Oh.
22:25That's a joke.
22:26That's a joke, too.
22:27Quick poppy-poo in the Louvre.
22:35OK, hold the signs up, OK?
22:37You, you will wear that, OK?
22:39If you can read it, I suggest you don't.
22:40I don't think you want to know, OK?
22:41Your second-hand car.
22:43The tableau, trans-versitality kind of thing.
22:45Young models, old models.
22:46Go with me.
22:47Don't look at me like that.
22:48It's ironic, OK?
23:00It's not very high.
23:02It's not the height.
23:03It's the...
23:04What?
23:05The tits out?
23:06What people?
23:07What people?
23:08What people?
23:08I see no people because I see no new people.
23:10Sweetheart, I see no new people.
23:11Sweetheart, I see no new people.
23:12What's our philosophy, darling?
23:14I know.
23:15Come on.
23:16I'll never see any of these people ever again in my whole life.
23:18What's our philosophy of life, darling?
23:20Come on.
23:21I'm not sure.
23:22Oh, sweetheart.
23:26Darling, you know what I'm looking at here?
23:28It's a prisoner.
23:29You're a prisoner.
23:31Do you know what your cage is, darling?
23:32Other people's eyes.
23:34Why do you care what they think?
23:36They're keeping you in this cage.
23:39This is a release, sweetheart.
23:41Do you think Patsy and I go out there to be rude, sweetheart?
23:44No.
23:45Release.
23:47Your tits are the key to your cage, darling.
23:51Please, please.
23:52Come on.
23:53Let's go out.
23:53Come on, darling.
23:54Mummy and daughter do.
23:56Mummy and daughter do.
23:58Oh, let's go on, sweetie.
24:00Yeah.
24:01We'll just dump the shopping at security.
24:03Come on.
24:04Dancing.
24:05Dancing.
24:06No, not you dancing.
24:06Just me dancing.
24:16Do you wanna see a light?
24:18You're not there, sweetie.
24:19Oh, my God.
24:20Oh, no, I'm getting confused, man!
24:22Oh, my God!
24:25Oh, my God!
24:26Oh, my God!
24:26Oh, my God!
24:27Oh, my God!
24:27Oh, my God!
24:28Oh, my God!
24:30The thing is, just do it.
24:31Just do it.
24:32Just go straight there.
24:32Under the button.
24:33I think we can just go to the second floor because I don't know if I'll take you right up
24:37anymore.
24:39Here we are, darling. This is a good place, isn't it? This is a good place.
24:41This is a good place, sweetheart. Here.
24:45There's not many people around. Ready?
24:47Release yourself, sweetheart. Are you ready?
24:50Okay, here we go. Undo your buttons. Undo your buttons.
24:52Got the buttons? Yes, I'm going to lift mine, sweetheart.
24:55A bit of a flasher. Ready? Ready?
24:57Ready, darling. And...
25:00Go!
25:09This wheel is on fire, rolling down the road.
25:17Best notify my next stop king.
25:21This wheel shall explode.
25:34Where's your bit? I can't see your bit, darling.
25:36Oh, no, we didn't want it in. Erin and I are going to do a little US exclusive.
25:38It was Erin's idea. You know, she loved the pictures.
25:40Oh, what a wonderful day that was.
25:43Faris.
25:49What's up?
25:53Oh, sweetheart.
25:55Darling.
25:56The magazine, sweetheart.
25:58No, it's not as bad as you think, honestly. Look.
26:00They put the stable through me. Come on.
26:04Here it is. Here it is.
26:05Have a look at it, darling.
26:06Just have a look. Just have a look.
26:13FHM and Loaded want you to do a cover.