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00:02Fire! Mum, wake up! Fire!
00:09Yes, hello, fire service, please.
00:11Stage 4, Claremont Avenue, London, W11.
00:13Call BS. Thank you.
00:16Come on, let's wait outside.
00:23Mum, come on, please. There's a fire in the kitchen.
00:28I'm just trying to put something on, sweetie.
00:31We're going to die if we don't get out now.
00:32It doesn't matter what you wear. Come on.
00:33Oh, God, I just hate all my clothes.
00:35Why have I never got anything to wear, sweetie?
00:37What should I put on?
00:39I'm just saying,
00:41why won't my cells stop dividing and multiplying?
00:43Mum, there is a fire downstairs.
00:46Come on, ladies, we have to evacuate the building.
00:48We must leave now.
00:48Oh, that's very easy for you to say.
00:49You've got a bloody uniform.
00:51Come on, thank you.
00:58Twice, the twice, that you...
00:59Where do you get those, do you want to die?
01:00Don't worry, that's about it, then.
01:01What do you think could have caused it?
01:03Could have been a cigarette.
01:04Patsy!
01:04Where was she?
01:09She couldn't be down there.
01:10She didn't have a six-grown man out of life.
01:13She can't be...
01:37She inhaled our kitchen.
01:44I'll just nod it off.
01:50Hello.
01:51Oh, look, look, look, look.
01:52Shoe's off, sweetie.
01:54Shoe's off.
01:56Come on, darling.
01:59Sit, sit.
02:03You should do something about Patsy.
02:05What do you mean, darling?
02:06Send her to a clinic or something before she kills us all.
02:09Well, she's been to a clinic, darling.
02:11They didn't have enough room for all the toxic waste they pumped out of her.
02:15Well, even Japan refused to take it.
02:18She's been dried out, darling.
02:19It made absolutely no difference.
02:25Pats!
02:25Oh, hello, Eddie.
02:27What so beautiful they have there.
02:28The sun's so bright, it's almost blinding, like shards of glass, piercing the clouds.
02:34Oh, every second of my journey here has just blazoned on my memory.
02:37I feel fantastic.
02:39Champagne?
02:40Oh, yeah, I think so.
02:44Oh, Eddie.
02:49Pats wanted to do something about it, darling, she would.
02:51Now, give me a little hand here, would you?
02:52What are you doing?
02:53I'm throwing out all my clothes, of course.
02:55Why?
02:56For insurance.
02:59Um...
02:59It's fire damage, sweetie.
03:00All this fire damage, darling.
03:02Well, I could take these down to the charity shop.
03:06I cannot give these sort of clothes to the poor.
03:10Well, I'm sure they've got enough to contend with without the added humiliation of wearing
03:13last season, sweetie.
03:16There's worn a lot of these.
03:18Why would you buy something and then not wear it?
03:19I thought, no, darling, why is this the Krypton factor?
03:21Shall I do the obstacle course now?
03:24You made a decision about the kitchen yet?
03:26No, but I...
03:31You should change it, don't you?
03:32I was bored of the old...
03:33Oh, that!
03:35I can bloody do this room when I'm at it.
03:37I hate Japanese now.
03:38This was your dream.
03:39I wondered how long it would last.
03:40I was fed up with stubbing my toe on everything, sweetie.
03:44Getting down on a futon is one thing, but getting up is quite another, darling.
03:48It's just lucky everything's at ground level, so look, I can get to it just by rolling,
03:52sweetie.
03:52Look.
04:00Oh, you're going out tonight, aren't you?
04:05Yes, sweetie.
04:06Good, because I've got some friends coming around.
04:08Oh, Ben, definitely, sweetie.
04:10You've got to watch a documentary on TV.
04:12Oh, all right.
04:18What is it that's different about you today, hmm?
04:21What is it?
04:22What is the top button opened on you?
04:25What are we calling this?
04:26Blouse, aren't we, sweetie?
04:27Blouse.
04:28Oh!
04:37Your shoulder pad slipped.
04:38Oh, stop it!
04:40Oh, I'd be ashamed.
04:41I'm looking a bit of a big girl on here, darling.
04:43Oh, that'll be the bike with the swatches.
04:45I'd better go down.
04:46The front door's buggered.
04:47And don't you take any of those clothes off to the homeless while I'm downstairs.
04:51I haven't forgotten, darling, that time I was accosted by that mentally deranged down-and-out
04:56mess-drinker who leapt out of a cardboard box wearing a Vivian Westwood catsuit and
05:00Chanel's wearing jeans.
05:03Still haven't recovered from that, sweetie.
05:05Only because he looked better in them.
05:09Oh, God.
05:10Oh.
05:11I just like them all, sweetie.
05:12I like every picture in here I like.
05:14I want.
05:15I want every picture in here, sweetie.
05:17I mean, oh, I want people to think I'm all these types of things.
05:21You know, sweetie.
05:22I mean, I know it should reflect my personality, but...
05:25God forbid.
05:27Sweetie, this is it style-wise.
05:28Look at this, sweetie.
05:29Irish crofter's cottage.
05:30Mm.
05:31Mm.
05:31Mm.
05:31Mum, it's a kitchen.
05:32It needs a cooker, not a peat-fired oven.
05:34Oh.
05:37I can't even bother to think about it now, anyway.
05:40Well, when?
05:42We can't go on living in this room like this.
05:44Also, not big enough for you, sweetie.
05:45Let me see what I can do.
05:46Shall I?
05:47Oh.
05:47Oh.
05:48Oh, no.
05:49Oh.
05:52It's as big as it gets, I'm afraid, darling.
05:55What do you mean?
05:55It's just not big enough when you want to hog the whole room with your lich-in friends
05:59and watch some dull, nil-rated, narrated doco.
06:01Oh, stop it.
06:02I'd rather like living like this.
06:04It's a bit like the war, dear.
06:06I think it's a bit like the war.
06:08What does she mean?
06:09It's a bit like the war.
06:11It's a bit like the war, but without the drab fashion, the powdered eggs, the rationing,
06:15the bombing.
06:16In fact, without the war, yeah.
06:17It's a bit like the war.
06:18Without the war, isn't it?
06:20You always have to say something.
06:21You can't let anything just go by.
06:25I can.
06:25I can.
06:29Mum, I want Channel 4.
06:30You're going out, aren't you?
06:33Mum?
06:38Am I well-
06:38Am I well-
06:40Am I well-
06:42If I am, then yes, I'm going out when Patsy gets here.
06:45All right.
06:47It's just the news on this one, sweetie.
06:49Come on, we have MTV.
06:50No, I don't want to miss it.
06:52What's it about, dear?
06:53Well, in layman's terms, Grant-
06:54Sex, is it?
06:56Beginnings of life.
06:57Conception to birth.
06:58Oh, birth.
06:59That's changed so much since my day.
07:03What has changed, sir?
07:05Oh, dear.
07:05They'd whip you into hospital, no questions asked, and take your tonsils out as a precaution.
07:10We're much more relaxed these days.
07:12We are.
07:12Are we?
07:13Are we?
07:14In my day, they could incarcerate you in a high-security asylum just for not having a whiter-than-white
07:20wash.
07:21Crank.
07:22Oh, yes, dear.
07:22And in those days, it was the bromide sedatives or ECT.
07:26What's ECT?
07:27Electric shock treatment, dear.
07:29It's all highly addictive.
07:35I still can't pass a plug socket without getting here.
07:41Well, I wish you would.
07:45Who's impressed with her anyway, sweetie?
07:47Darling.
07:48Who's impressed, sweetie?
07:49Darling.
07:49Sweeney, darling.
07:50Sweeney, darling.
07:51Sweeney, darling.
07:52Sweeney, darling.
07:55I don't know when it started, but it's hard to break a habit like that after so many years.
07:59It started because you couldn't remember my name for the first four.
08:04Ridiculous, darling.
08:04You don't have a name for the first four, do you?
08:07It.
08:07Thing.
08:08Thing it.
08:13Kettle crisps.
08:16Kettle crisps.
08:18You don't normally have kettle crisps for your friends, do you?
08:20It's probably some dried old pumpkin seeds and a small pack of Golden Wonder, isn't it,
08:24for them?
08:25I think I can feel one of my heads coming on, dear.
08:27Have you any aspirin?
08:28Or some of that homophobic remedy you gave me last time?
08:31It's going to be a homeopathic, I'll get them.
08:33Right.
08:34You knew that.
08:35Hmm?
08:35We're not amused.
08:38Now, what are you doing?
08:38What are you still doing here?
08:40Well, I'm just keeping Safi company, dear.
08:42Well, she doesn't need your sort of old woman company.
08:44You're a burden to her, you know.
08:46You should get out and hang out with some people your own age for once.
08:49Hopefully, she'll get horribly lonely and find a life.
08:51All right.
08:53Why are these bottles all empty?
08:55They were in your room.
08:58I was really sick last night, darling.
09:01All of them?
09:02Well, I was hungry.
09:04I mean, I...
09:05There's nothing I could find that didn't have calories in it.
09:07I mean, what's the problem?
09:08Eddie?
09:09Oh, here she is.
09:09Ah, here she is.
09:10The human barbecue.
09:12Are you going out, Eddie?
09:14Yeah, do you want a little drink or something first?
09:16I think I'll pop off, dear.
09:18I'll just nip home and get an aspirin.
09:19Okay, Gran.
09:20Good.
09:21Um, you have to actually pull the door hard
09:22and lock it with the keys until we get it replaced.
09:24I think I can manage that.
09:36Give it to her!
09:42Well, let's stop the Pops, darling.
09:45Have you got time to watch the Pops?
09:46Yeah, there's no rush.
09:47Mum, you can't stay.
09:48You promised.
09:48We'll be going out in a minute, sweetie.
09:51Oh, God.
09:52What's happened to this programme, anyway?
09:53Can't they find anyone to present it
09:55who doesn't look like a mannequin
09:56from Next Children's Department?
09:58Oh, no.
10:00The bands are just secondary crap bands.
10:01I think, like, the first time around,
10:02I wish someone would shoot Genesis.
10:04Look at them.
10:05Evil-looking creeps
10:06just playing dull, soulless, dancing.
10:10You're showing your age.
10:12God, I hate all this 70s revival crap.
10:14Yeah, it's just watered down some crap.
10:18Well, look at Lenny Kravitz there at number 30.
10:20He thinks he's Jimmy Bloody Hendrix.
10:22The genius of Jimi Hendrix
10:24was that he could stand up at all.
10:25He was so pumped full of so many drugs.
10:26Exactly.
10:27Exactly.
10:28I've choked and died at any second.
10:29That was a thrill.
10:31Who dies in their own vomit these days?
10:33No.
10:36No.
10:36I wish some of them would, though.
10:38You know, I don't think that
10:39Kylie Minogue chokes on vegetarian sausage
10:41after all night not-drinking binge
10:43and safe-celebrity-like sausage.
10:45It's quite the same ring about this.
10:46I know you like her, sweetie.
10:48I know you like her.
10:48I'm sorry about that, darling.
10:49You can't play rock and roll
10:51on a diet of corn, veggie juice
10:53and Linda Bloody McCartney's tofu treats.
10:56I've seen the ones you've got
10:57in the fridge anyway, John.
10:59So, they're out of control.
11:00All these new revivals.
11:01All these revivals.
11:02I mean, soon they'll just be reviving
11:04what we had on last week.
11:05Get your clothes back from the dry cleaners
11:07and it's a revival.
11:09You dickers.
11:10It's an endless stream of music, music,
11:12old music, new music,
11:13old music, new music,
11:13fashion, fashion, music, music, music, music, music.
11:16I've got a mirror ball spinning around
11:18inside my head.
11:19Why won't it just stop?
11:20For most people at your age, it does.
11:23Switch it off, sweetie.
11:25Yeah, give me the stones any day, Eddie.
11:27Yes, the stones.
11:28Hey, Eddie.
11:28Eddie.
11:29Eddie.
11:29Remember that weekend with Mick and the boys?
11:33Fabulous days.
11:35Fabulous days.
11:36Perhaps you used to go out
11:37with Keith Moon's room.
11:38Yeah.
11:39Well, sort of, sort of, you know.
11:42I mean, woke up underneath him
11:43in a hotel bedroom, won't you?
11:48That is going steady for the 60s,
11:49believe me.
11:51Look, Mum, if you're not watching TV,
11:52can you just go?
11:54What is your problem?
11:57Huh?
11:57What is your problem?
11:59I mean, it's not as if
12:00you've got to get rid of your mother
12:01so you can have your boyfriend round, is it?
12:03I mean, we'd be able to be like a shot
12:05if there was a chance of you
12:05having a heavy snogging session on myself.
12:12a little crisp, top puffin.
12:21You have a thing, sweetie?
12:23Oh, Dad!
12:24I've got to make a phone call.
12:24Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
12:26Oh, God, I'm having a palpitation.
12:29She's scored, she's scored.
12:31Hang on.
12:35Patsy and I will go as soon as he gets here.
12:37No!
12:37I don't want you to meet him!
12:38All right, we'll go in now.
12:39We'll go in now.
12:40Come on, go in now, Patsy.
12:41Go about the room, Patsy.
12:42We'll have to turn in now.
12:43Slow, slow.
12:44Don't frighten Staffy.
12:45Don't frighten Staffy.
12:47Just go to the door, go to the door.
12:48Don't frighten Staffy.
12:50Sofa.
12:51It's a crisp.
12:53Under your buttons.
12:55Open the door, open the door.
12:57Stop!
12:57Stop!
12:59Stop.
13:00Stop.
13:01Stop for two minutes.
13:03It's locked.
13:05That stupid bloody woman!
13:07It's not her fault.
13:08Well, the door didn't lock itself, did it?
13:10She just misunderstood what door I meant.
13:12What's happened?
13:12We're locked in, Pats.
13:13No, no, no, no!
13:15Find out the way.
13:16Find out the way.
13:16I'm going.
13:17Find out the way.
13:17Here we go.
13:20No!
13:22It opens inwards.
13:26Leave it, Pats.
13:27Leave it, leave it.
13:28How old will she be?
13:28She might not come back.
13:29And what if there's a fire or something?
13:31She just went to get an aspirin.
13:34Phone's dead, darling.
13:35Phone's dead.
13:35Yes, well, the fire knocked that out.
13:37Don't you look at her like that.
13:41Jesus Christ, the amount you forgive that old woman.
13:43She's the one that locks us in here, sweetie.
13:45We wouldn't even be here if you hadn't been planning your disgusting bloody snogging session
13:50on the sofa with your little boy.
13:52Shut up!
13:53Tell her to shut up.
13:55She's just trying to be nice.
14:00Come on, sweetie.
14:01It's all right.
14:01Come on, sweetie.
14:02You know, have her so uptight about it.
14:04You know, should we talk about it?
14:05It's embarrassing.
14:06Oh, stop it!
14:09Oh, my God.
14:10How long is it going to take an old woman to score a tab of aspirin for me?
14:14Well, I could score acid quicker.
14:32There's anything you want, darling, you know.
14:34If you want to use my bedroom, feel free, sweetie.
14:36I don't mind.
14:37Well, you know, if he wants a condom or anything.
14:41Or a blindfold.
14:50Look if she gets a date anyway.
14:51I don't get dates anymore.
14:53You get dates, don't you, Pat?
14:54Oh, I get dates now.
14:57Only if she pays the right price.
15:05Got a little nibble, sweetie?
15:08Bombay mixie.
15:12Isn't a mummy's funny voice doing that one again?
15:15Bombay mixie.
15:18Why don't you tell me about him, sweetie?
15:19Because I didn't want you to know about it, all right?
15:22I'm your friend.
15:23No.
15:23I'm your friend, Eddie.
15:25You don't need her.
15:27Have you any idea how exciting this is for me, darling?
15:29Yes.
15:31I mean, I just think it's my duty to guide you through your first sexual experience, darling.
15:36I mean, you know the facts of life.
15:39I did...
15:40I wanted to tell you the facts of life, didn't I, sweetie?
15:43You mean that time you sat on my bed and shook me awake at two o'clock in the morning,
15:46stoned out of your brain, and then slurred into my ear,
15:48By the way, sweetie, people have it off.
15:50Then yes, you told me the facts of life.
15:55Well, there's any gaps you want me to fill in.
15:57Just so.
16:04Oh, Mum, I need to watch that programme.
16:07Oh, no, darling, it's not the documentary, is it, sweetie?
16:10We can't watch that.
16:12I mean, Claire Rayner narrating the journey of the spoon.
16:16A cookery demonstration by Hannibal Lecter.
16:18Yeah, no, no, no.
16:20We can't watch that, darling.
16:21No way.
16:22No, darling.
16:24Darling, if you want to learn about that sort of thing, you should do it like every other normal girl.
16:30How?
16:31Cosmo sex quiz, sweetie.
16:33Come on, sweetie.
16:34Cosmo sex quiz.
16:35We'll do it together, darling.
16:36We'll do it together, sweetie.
16:38Come on.
16:38Mum and daughter will do it together.
16:40Shall we, sweetie?
16:41There it is.
16:41It's multiple choice, darling.
16:44All right.
16:45A, B, or C?
16:47A, is he shaggable?
16:48B, are you shagging?
16:49C, have you shagged?
16:55I've got some nil rating on that one for you, isn't it?
16:57What other advice can we give a darling?
17:00Huh?
17:00Be careful of wigs.
17:04You should know that one, sweetie.
17:06You should know that one.
17:07Always get his number, cos he'll never call you back.
17:10That's a good one.
17:10No, that's fine.
17:11B, snogging.
17:12Who's snogging?
17:13Oh, I don't like snogging.
17:14Not much of an expert on snogging, darling.
17:16Had two husbands.
17:17One was too short.
17:18One was gay.
17:19So, sweetie, if you want to know how to pick a dwarf on the cheek,
17:21cos he's walking out of the house to a disco wearing your dress,
17:23then I'm your girl.
17:30Ignore her, Eddie.
17:31Oh, God.
17:32It's like some emotional yuyu.
17:37You're upset, sweetie.
17:39That's our calling.
17:40Calling.
17:42I'm upset too, sweetie.
17:43Mummy's upset as well.
17:45Give me a hug, darling.
17:47Oh, squish, squish.
17:48Oh, squish, squish.
17:51Oh, squish, squish.
17:54I can't do that thing you do.
17:55I can't do that tears thing you do.
17:57Squish, squish, squish, squish.
18:00Come on, don't go all silent on me, darling.
18:02Come on.
18:03Where's that hard little budgery goggle?
18:06God.
18:07Are you all right?
18:08I will be.
18:09Well, what can I do?
18:11Nothing.
18:11I'm OK.
18:12Miserable little turnip.
18:18So it's a good sign, you know?
18:19What?
18:20It's a good sign that you're crying, sweetie.
18:22You should get in touch with your feelings more often, you know.
18:24I am in touch with them, Mum.
18:26I'm not the one who has to pay £3,000 for a weekend workshop
18:29for some cross-legged con man with a red dot on his forehead
18:31to tweeze them out for me.
18:35Con man?
18:38Share Abu Korma, darling.
18:41It's a genuine reincarnation of Abu Babu,
18:45high priest to the spiritual leader Sagaloo.
18:51Besides, I've checked.
18:53He doesn't keep all the money for himself, you know.
18:55Half of it goes to the rebirthing centre
18:57and half of it goes to pay off the debts he ran up in a previous life.
19:00All right.
19:03There's a vegetarian lunch included in that price as well.
19:05Don't forget that.
19:06God, I'm sorry.
19:08Look what you make me do now.
19:09Look at this, sweetie.
19:09Look what you make me do.
19:10Look.
19:12Look at this.
19:12Look what you make...
19:13You've made me go fetal.
19:15Look at this.
19:17I've got all fetal.
19:18Look.
19:18Oh, my God.
19:21I've been rebirthing soon.
19:22Actually, you should try that, darling.
19:23Rebirthing, yeah.
19:24That she was born once is enough for me.
19:27Oh, here I go, sweetie.
19:28Here I go.
19:29This is all your fault.
19:30You know, here I go, darling.
19:31Oh, down through all those tubes.
19:33Hello, organs.
19:34Hello, ovaries.
19:36Just one last little cough for me, mummy-to-be.
19:56There we are now, untouched by human hand.
20:02Oh, get that thing away from me.
20:04Oh, where am I?
20:05Clank, clank, clank, clank.
20:07Oh, yeah.
20:10So is like, sweetie.
20:12Oh, yeah.
20:12So that woman's got a lot to answer for.
20:14She made her razor head look like Emmerdale Bloody Farms, sweetie.
20:17Shouldn't take her rubber gloves off for the first 12 years.
20:20I mean, then it was just injections, injections, chemicals, chemicals,
20:22polio, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, bottle chemicals, bottle chemicals.
20:25It was my generation that made ICI what it is today, darling.
20:28I don't know if we do have power power.
20:30Well, at least Gran loved you.
20:31I know you never wanted me.
20:32I know I was a mistake.
20:33Pretty accurate so far.
20:38Not mistakes, sweetie.
20:40Just a little miscalculation.
20:43I mean, it doesn't matter.
20:43What difference does it make now, sweetie?
20:45Mum, the difference between knowing you're wanted and knowing that you're not
20:47is quite big, you know.
20:48It's like going to a party where you know you're not invited,
20:50no matter how polite people are.
20:52Oh, I'm a clever thing to say all that.
20:56I suppose you think you've gatecrashed my party.
20:58Is that it, darling?
20:59I know I did.
21:00Oh, you little bitch troll from hell.
21:04You mean, ungrateful little bit of dirt.
21:07You think you've had it so hard.
21:10I never had the things you had when I was born.
21:13Oh, here we go.
21:14No, I never had friends or parties or presents.
21:17You know, the first few years of my life, I was just locked in a room.
21:22Or just trailing along behind my mother in her sickening, musk-laden wake,
21:27just hoping that she'd just turn around and notice me,
21:30just say something to me, touch me, or ask me something, or...
21:33Send you to school.
21:34Yeah, anything.
21:36My mother didn't give birth.
21:38She had something removed.
21:42Behold, I am that which must overcome itself again and again.
21:46Oh, just need those underneath.
21:51Come.
21:52Come now, claw your way out of my body, a brilliant soul.
21:58Who is he is to heal?
22:00Let him hear.
22:00Je suis troyenne, je suis troyenne, je suis troyenne.
22:07I've been plowed, let the swamp blood flow.
22:11Oh, yes!
22:12Come now, enter the world!
22:16You tiny mediocrity, pretty void, pallid horror.
22:30Come, come, rip it from me.
22:32Let me be free.
22:33Oh, oh, cut the cords, cut the cords, cut the cords.
22:37You've been burning my energy.
22:39Let it trail no longer, my balls.
22:42Shame.
22:47What kind is it, not?
22:50C'est une fille.
22:57I named the child Eurydice, Colette, Clytemnestra, Dido, Bathsheba, Rabelais, Patrizia, Cocteau, Stone.
23:12Now, take it away!
23:16Bring me another lover.
23:18I could have been clever.
23:20Could you?
23:21Yes!
23:22I could have gone to university in all those wasted years.
23:26Now, you are rubbing it in.
23:27I resent you.
23:29No, you don't.
23:29Yes, I do.
23:30I hate you.
23:31Just when my life hit a good patch, along you came, you miserable piece of flesh.
23:35You should have ended up in the dustbin.
23:37The incinerator was too good for you.
23:38You know, when I heard that Ed's was pregnant, I told her to abort.
23:41Abort, abort, abort.
23:43Chug it down the pan.
23:45Bring me...
23:45A knitting needle?
23:46A knitting needle.
23:47A knitting needle!
23:51você ac Ooh!órr
23:52겁니다, stop! A little
23:54IP, a little IP! Stop working!
23:54I look at
23:54that slip of air! Oh, we're
23:55coming! kitchen! They're
23:56cumm
23:56Alloy image! Ah, ah,
23:56ah, ah, ah, what I... Thank you, Mrs.
24:13bisa Ah! Thank you,
24:16Mrs.
24:16I don't know her side, hon.
24:26When you were three years old, we tied you to the central reservation of a motorway.
24:33Shut up!
24:37That sort of passes funny little jokes, darling.
24:41I knew you were like a homing pigeon. You were back within the weeks, ladies.
24:46What was my birth like?
24:48Your birth... Shut up!
24:52It was beautiful, darling.
24:55It was gorgeous. It was lovely. I knew it was the best moment of my life, darling.
25:01What's that lovely film, don't you? Bambi.
25:05It was like Bambi. A lovely Forest Glade, darling.
25:07We were like those little dogs, were they?
25:11Deer.
25:12Deer. We were like those little deer, darling.
25:14It was lovely. It was so beautiful, sweetie.
25:16Oh!
25:18But you must have painkillers.
25:20No, no, no. I don't need any painkillers.
25:22Be drugs.
25:23Get the drugs for Patsy.
25:26Yes.
25:27Oh, dear.
25:29Oh, no.
25:31Yes.
25:32You're so brave.
25:33I know.
25:34I want this baby to be born on a carpet of roses.
25:37Roses.
25:38Roses.
25:39Roses.
25:40I will suffer anything for this baby.
25:44Lovely, darling.
25:44From the moment you're born, I knew I wanted you, darling.
25:48I did.
25:49Mummy wanted you, sweetie.
25:51Oh.
25:53However, the day of...
25:55Shut up!
25:59It's rather stuffy in here, dear.
26:01Oh.
26:02Stuffy?
26:02Are you all right?
26:02Why are you so close to your mother like that?
26:06We're just bonding.
26:07It's nothing you'd know about.
26:08Yeah, it's just partying.
26:10What's she been saying to you, dear?
26:11Oh, she's just been telling me about my birth, Gran.
26:13Oh, you know, you mustn't believe a word your mother says, dear.
26:16Never mind.
26:17Gran's here now.
26:19Something in a blue cagoule is hovering for us.
26:22Awe.
26:23Money.
26:23Makes.
26:24Queens.
26:24Two.