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00:00So anyway, fast forward to now, Greg's quit his job at the U.S. Attorney's Office, and he's gone on
00:05a voyage of self-discovery, which I suppose I'm partly responsible for, though this could just be him rebelling against
00:10his mother.
00:11Kitty.
00:12Good for you! So, since he's not working, and surprise, surprise, won't take any money from his parents, things are
00:18a little tight, financially speaking.
00:20Are we by any chance closing in on why you've come to an employment agency?
00:24The thing is, I have a job. I teach yoga four times a week, and I trade dogs whenever. You
00:29know dogs.
00:31In the interest of moving this along, let's say I do.
00:36But I need another job.
00:37The eagle has landed.
00:40But I don't want my husband to know about it, because he shouldn't feel guilty about taking some time off.
00:43I mean, he certainly didn't make me feel guilty when I went to Stonehenge for the eclipse course.
00:46I didn't really have a choice, because my mom put me on the refreshments committee.
00:51Abby.
00:51Right.
00:53Anyway, here's my resume.
00:58Blackjack dealer.
00:59Mm-hmm.
01:00NASCAR pit crew?
01:01Well, I gave Richard Petty a jumpstart on the I-80. One thing led to another.
01:06Mermaid?
01:07Not a real one.
01:08At one of those places in Florida. But not topless. Anyway.
01:12Here's my situation. I'm free from, like, 11 till about 2.30, and I'd really like to work with kids.
01:18Is that all?
01:19Why don't you have them throw in lunch?
01:21That'd be perfect!
01:25There you go, Red. Bon appétit.
01:55Oh, wow. That's bad.
01:57Oh, wow. That's bad.
01:58Okay, honey, have a great day.
02:00I will. I was thinking I'd take a walk in the park. You know, really experience the park.
02:07Uh-huh, good.
02:08I mean, for years I've been running through that park the same way I've been running through life.
02:13Oh, well, that sounds like a wonderful day.
02:15Hey, where are you off to in such a hurry?
02:17Nowhere special.
02:18Huh, been there.
02:20You know what the best part about slowing down your life is?
02:25What?
02:27You finally get a sense of the rhythm of...
02:32Life?
02:33No.
02:34Nature?
02:35No.
02:38The natural world.
02:39I said nature!
02:40I...
02:41Oh, I guess you did. I'm sorry.
02:43Anyway, I'm finally feeling that...
02:45God, for you, honey, keep it up.
03:02Oh, I guess you did.
03:16I'm already up and gone
03:20Lordy, I'm so tired
03:24How long can this go on?
03:27I'm working in the home, I'm going back, down, down
03:30Working in the home, I'm about to slip down
03:34Working in the home, I'm going down, down, down
03:37Working in the home, I'm about to slip down
03:41Cause I'll make a home on it
03:44I'm going home sometime
03:46On a Saturday, home's a ride
03:50Too tired for having fun
03:52Okay, I'm going back, down, down, down
03:54Now I'm going down, down, down
03:57Working in the home, I'm about to slip down
04:00Working in the home, I'm going down, down, down
04:04Working in the home, I'm about to slip down
04:21Working in the home, I'm going down, down, down
04:24Working in the home, I'm about to slip down
04:28Working in the home, I'm going down, down, down
04:31Working in the home, I'm about to slip down
04:35Five o'clock in the morning, I'm already up and gone
04:41Lord, I'm so tired, how long can this go on?
04:48And I'm working in a coma, going down, down, down
04:51Working in a coma, about to sit down
04:55Working in a coma, going down, down, down
04:58Working in a coma, about to sit down
05:14Working in a coma, about to sit down
05:18Working in a coma, about to sit down
05:20Working in a coma, about to sit down
05:24Oh...
05:26Hey, where you been?
05:29Uh...
05:30Uh...
05:31Think...
05:33I know!
05:35I'm pretty beat myself.
05:39Hello?
05:41Senorita Dharma?
05:44Hold on, Dharma, there's a Pablo for you?
05:56Hola.
05:57Si.
06:01Shira?
06:03Manana?
06:04¿A qué hora?
06:07Que yo tengo...
06:10Mayan hammer?
06:12Hasta mañana.
06:17Dharma?
06:19What are you doing mañana with sheetrock and a hammer?
06:22Wouldn't you rather be surprised?
06:25Are you going to tell me what's going on?
06:29Okay, I took on a couple extra jobs to help make ends meet.
06:34Thank you, but we, we can manage without your having to work four jobs.
06:39Five, six if I can fit in a chimney.
06:42No, we will cut back, we'll simplify, you know, like the way you lived before you met me.
06:54We don't need fancy restaurants or cable TV or dry cleaning, fluff and fold.
06:59No, no, no, no, Matt, I love fluff and fold, Greg. It's folded and still fluffy. It's a miracle.
07:05But it's a needless expense.
07:06How can you put a price on a miracle?
07:09We can, we can do our own laundry.
07:12I use a coupon.
07:13And we don't have to eat out so much. We can make dinner at home.
07:16It doesn't even have to be their coupon. They own her anyone's coupon.
07:19This will be good for us. You wait and see.
07:21What if I get a job at the Fluff and Fold?
07:29I'm going back to the country. I can't pay the rent. No, I'm not completely broke.
07:37Whether I'm bad or bad, I can't understand where my money went.
07:42Well, I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent.
08:05When I get back to the country, I've been living in a tent.
08:09My mom, I'm sure we met about all the money I spent.
08:13I can't understand just where I went.
08:18But I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent.
08:22Let's go.
08:49Can't understand just where my money went.
08:53I don't know.
08:55I don't know.
08:56Just a man's home.
09:01So how is everything?
09:03Delicious. Chicken Kiev, it's real buttery.
09:07No, I meant at home.
09:09Lentils and rice, mostly.
09:10Ah-ha. You know, I was thinking, Dom, I haven't been very supportive of Gregory and his decision
09:17to quit his job and find himself.
09:21Oh, well, you're his mother. I don't think he was expecting support.
09:27Merlot.
09:29Actually, I would like to do something to help Gregory on his little journey.
09:35Whoa, whoa, yo, buddy, where's the fire?
09:41Don't be a stranger.
09:45Dammit, you are just so strong.
09:48I would never be able to give up, oh, vacations, the opera.
09:52Oh, an opera.
09:54Greg used to take me to the opera.
09:56I dig the opera.
09:57Yeah, what's not to dig?
10:00Um, in any event, I would like to give you this.
10:05Oh, Snoop.
10:06Joggy, that's a lot of money.
10:09I'm sure it must seem that way to you.
10:13Well, I really appreciate this, Kitty, but we really don't want to take any money from you guys.
10:18Greg, mostly.
10:19Well, then we won't tell Gregory.
10:22It's really tempting, but no thanks.
10:25Oh, come on, Dahmer.
10:27Now, if I were to come to you for a favor, you'd help me out, wouldn't you?
10:31Of course.
10:32Well, think of this as me repaying you that favor.
10:36But I haven't done you a favor yet.
10:39Well, does it matter who goes first?
10:42Kitty, I can't...
10:45Hold on.
10:46Well, I tried.
10:46I tried as hard as I could.
10:48What more can I do?
10:50Try again?
10:52Yeah.
10:52Thanks.
10:59It's not TV.
11:01It's HBO.
11:05Who is that?
11:07Fluffin' phone!
11:09The whole building, you have to know!
11:13Anybody see you come in?
11:15I don't think so.
11:21Make sure no one sees you leave.
11:26Oh, I've missed you.
11:29Is it all right if we just hold each other for a while?
11:35Yeah, hello!
11:37He is?
11:38Thanks, Jane.
11:49Oh, I'm in here!
12:00What's going on?
12:00Nothing.
12:02Just doing laundry.
12:03We do our own laundry now.
12:04Oh, can I throw this in?
12:05No, you can't.
12:07Why not?
12:07Because it's full.
12:09Oh.
12:10Okay.
12:16Hey, Pete finally gave me that 20 you owe me.
12:19What would you say to Chinese food?
12:20Enjoy the ride!
12:24I love your suit, Kitty.
12:26Oh, thank you.
12:27Speaking of thank you, did I thank you for the money that you lent me?
12:30That's all gone now?
12:31All gone?
12:32Mm-hmm.
12:33One week?
12:34Uh-huh.
12:34I'm impressed.
12:37Yeah, there's just a few unexpected expenses.
12:40Like, out of the blue, we needed a new washing machine.
12:42How are tires?
12:43Uh, well, I mean, those warranties just don't cover the things that really happen to people.
12:48Anywho, I was, um, wondering if you could see your way clear, too.
12:53Yes?
12:54Maybe, um, you need some more money.
12:57Well, I don't really need.
13:00Yes.
13:02Not a problem.
13:03Thanks.
13:04And if you give part of it to me in cash, I'll spring for lunch.
13:07I'll handle lunch.
13:10Oh, before I forget, an old friend of Edward's is moving his corporate headquarters to San Francisco,
13:17and there's going to be a little reception.
13:19It's going to be terribly dull, but it would be wonderful if you and Gregory would join us.
13:25Well, I can't really speak for Greg, but...
13:27Oh.
13:29But what the heck is he doing these days?
13:31We'll be there.
13:34Splendid.
13:35Um, one other thing.
13:36These corporate types are just...
13:40not quite as with it as Edward and I.
13:44Uh-huh.
13:45So, I was wondering if you could perhaps get Gregory to clean up a bit.
13:51Maybe shave.
13:53Really?
13:54Don't you think that beard's so cute on him?
13:56Mm.
13:58I'll see what I can do.
14:02Who had the devil's food?
14:03That would be me.
14:07Then this must be for you.
14:08Hmm.
14:09Oh, that's hot.
14:17What is so funny?
14:19Nothing.
14:22What?
14:24Nothing.
14:25Just your beard's tickling me.
14:27Right.
14:28I thought you liked it.
14:30No, I do.
14:30I love it.
14:31I just don't like it touching me.
14:35You want me to shave it off?
14:36No.
14:37Oh.
14:37Oh, well, if you want to.
14:39But don't do it on my account.
14:40But you said you didn't like it.
14:42No, I love it.
14:43It just turns me off a little.
14:45You ready?
14:52What are you looking at?
14:55What?
14:56You think snotseges grow on trees?
15:00Yes.
15:05Yes.
15:05Yes.
15:06Yes.
15:07Yes.
15:07Yes.
15:07Yes.
15:11Yes.
15:13Yes.
15:14Yes.
15:15Yes.
15:15I'm so glad you're here.
15:16Darling, you look different.
15:18Have you lost weight?
15:19I shaved my beard, Mother.
15:21No, that's not it.
15:24Well, you look wonderful.
15:25But I do miss the beard.
15:27It was so cute.
15:29Dharma didn't like it.
15:30It tickled.
15:32Really?
15:36Oh, look.
15:37There's Lionel Wallace.
15:38He's the big kahuna.
15:40Oh, I knew him when he was just a guy with a couple of million dollars and an idea.
15:46Let me introduce you to him, darling.
15:48Lionel.
15:49Lionel, this is my son, Gregory, his wife, Dharma.
15:53Great party.
15:53Wallace.
15:55So, Gregory, your mother tells me that you quit the U.S. Attorney's Office to do a little soul-searching.
16:00Well, um, yes, I suppose so.
16:03Well, you ought to know she's very proud of you.
16:06My mother?
16:09Greg's mother?
16:15Greg, your mother can be very supportive.
16:20Oh, this is embarrassing.
16:22Why don't we go and, uh, freshen up?
16:24Excuse us.
16:24See that?
16:25I didn't even know I had to go.
16:29So, Greg, I really admire a man like you that can think outside the box.
16:36Oh, you should have seen him last week.
16:37He looked like he was living outside in a box.
16:42You shaved your beard.
16:46I thought we were going to freshen up.
16:48We are.
16:49Could you freshen this up?
16:51It's good to meet a man who knows how to stop and smell the roses.
16:55You know, I just did that.
16:56Um, they were nice.
16:58Uh, not great, but nice.
17:01That's the kind of thinking we need around here.
17:04When was the last time you smelled a rose?
17:09What is that thing you always say about the universe telling you what to do?
17:14Sometimes you should let the universe tell you what to do?
17:16That's the one.
17:18Well, the universe just told me.
17:22I have two tickets for the opera this evening.
17:25Completely slipped my mind.
17:27Now, here's a thought.
17:29Why didn't the two of us just sneak out and go?
17:32And leave Greg and Edward here?
17:34Yes, well, why not? Look at them.
17:35They're having fun.
17:36We're bored to tears.
17:39Besides, what's that other thing you say about not questioning the universe?
17:43Don't question the universe?
17:45Well put.
17:47Shelby?
17:48Um, well, I guess it'll be all right.
17:51Of course it will, dear.
17:53Everything will be just fine.
17:57Going down.
17:58Going down.
18:16Do you know, Faust?
18:17No.
18:18Oh, it's my favorite opera.
18:19I've seen it a dozen times.
18:23I've seen it a dozen times.
18:33I'd like to Taffy, and watch me as I wanted to take my mind.
18:37As far as my millennium, I've seen it a dozen times.
18:43I've seen it a dozen times.
18:44But love is no one .
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21:01You fellas remember Dharma
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