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00:03honey are you bored oh no no i'm taking a quiz i'm about to find out which in sync guy
00:08i'm in
00:09sync with i hope it's lance i am folding well if you can see me why are we talking on
00:20these stupid
00:21headsets what do you think it's great let's buy it wear it out we gotta go what's the matter
00:26marlene works here and i'd really like to get out of here without having to talk to her
00:30hello greg marlene hi hi are you working here now no i'm landing planes at oakland what happened
00:38to your job at the bookstore i got canned barnes liked me noble thought i had an attitude i am
00:45folding wow this is like your third job since your husband chewed me up and spit me out like yesterday's
00:51sushi fun catching up we got it oh cool your jets kiffiny
01:02uh she seems really unhappy for me i thought we got her on a good day
01:09would you ever consider hiring her at montgomery industries not unless we need a vice president
01:42the backtalk
01:43dinner just the two of us here and a kitty
01:50what's that greg have you met leonardo dicatrio
01:56that's marlene's cat why do you have marlene's cat well marlene and i had coffee we were talking
02:01about her work situation there's a job fair tonight and i encouraged her to go but she needed someone to
02:06sit with leonardo why well he's got some kind of intestinal virus and he needs these drops every 45
02:11minutes and he likes it when someone scratches behind his ears when he throws up we've had this
02:17reservation for a month you're the one who said i was working too hard and that we should have a
02:21nice
02:21romantic dinner someplace with snooty waiters it's le poisson that's french they they answer the phone
02:26screw you no and it sounds great honey but we can have a nice dinner here oh hang on
02:41well false alarm he's fine but don't look at him he's probably embarrassed
02:46doesn't marlene have a friend who can take care of a cat we are her friends no no we're not
02:51she's
02:52just a woman who used to work for me who i fired greg i was brought up to believe that
02:57once someone
02:58becomes part of your life you care for them always they become part of your family that is a nice
03:04philosophy i however was brought up to believe that if you don't like someone and you fire them you don't
03:10have to take care of their miserable dyspeptic cat
03:15celia says brunch will be ready in five minutes which gives me the opportunity to make a rather
03:20important announcement a week from saturday edward and i are going to renew our wedding vows really
03:27good for you kitty you know what i know your mom's not around anymore if you need someone to do
03:32that
03:32wedding night talk with i'll be available isn't saturday a little quick oh the man hearts did one
03:40of these deals last week the ladies won't stop yapping about it's got your mother's coat edward
03:44really um brigory we would like you to be the best man sure darma we would like you to oversee
03:52the guest
03:52book so what coat check was taken if you want the job of the groom it's open
04:07oh good he's gone you two sit right there i want you to see my dress
04:11oh i don't think your dad wants to do this my parents have an arrangement where that's not really
04:17an issue hello
04:29hi marlene okay okay calm down she's at macy's she has a job interview tomorrow and she doesn't know
04:36what to wear i suggest some sort of warning label yeah we're kind of in the middle of something here
04:46is there someone there who can help you well what did you say to her
04:53okay i'll be right there i gotta go she's pretty frazzled okay and again some people might not feel
05:00obligated to drop everything and come running but if you feel differently i'm not going to say anything
05:06honey you're being really passive aggressive i don't think so but if that's what you believe
05:10i'm not going to contradict you are you done if you're not interested in what i have to say i'm
05:14not going to force it on you wow these are amazing ribs you actually had them flown in from dallas
05:26yeah
05:26i worked out this thing with a guy in our office down there when the company jet flies down there
05:30it's
05:30full of dim sum when it comes back ribs hey dad pete what's going on in here ribs and plenty
05:39of them
05:39grab a bib oh actually i just had a salad salad
05:46there was bacon in it uh dad everything checks out with the uh mutual nda that greenwald sent over so
05:52why don't i set up the meeting for a week from friday no good i'm gonna be in new orleans
05:55that weekend
05:56oh new orleans great we'll send you down there you can bring some uh sourdough when you come back
06:02you'll have an attache full at touffet you can't go to new orleans next weekend that's when you and
06:09mother are supposed to renew your vows i made it clear to your mother i'm not doing that i don't
06:13know
06:13why people even bother renewing their vows it's easier to just let them lapse
06:19dad i don't think you did make it clear i i have a fitting at five for a morning coat
06:24and mother's
06:25asked me to memorize the words to uh can you feel the love tonight that's a pretty tune i'm sorry
06:30i
06:31won't be there to hear it i hope to save some room ed for some genuine boston cream pie why
06:38did we send
06:38the plane to boston for pie oh nice hi marlene the outfit looks great how did the job interview
06:50go i think the woman in human resources was jealous i'm a petite you didn't point that out did you
06:56how
06:57could i not okay well here's leonardo thanks for taking care of him did he you know whatever you're
07:08about to say he did it on every piece of furniture well don't clean anything yet i need you to
07:14sit
07:14with him again on thursday thursday there's a course at the learning annex on how to flirt your way to
07:20the perfect job so marlene i can't oh please pretty please marlene shopping and taking silly courses is
07:32not the way to get a job maybe you should update your resume and try to be nice to people
07:39that's it i need a new resume well there you go that's the start why don't you go home and
07:44get on
07:44it i can't my parents are coming and i have to pick them up at the airport unless somebody else
07:50could pick them up for me so i could have a few hours to focus
07:59herma hi honey i am so looking forward to soft shell crabs i've been walking sideways all day
08:06donald listen got us a booth where we can sit side by side so underwear no underwear it's your call
08:13obviously do not have tongues be nice they have roll aids roll aids are fine
08:21hello penny i would like you to meet marlene's parents marty and rose hoffman they'll be joining us for
08:29dinner but not french the cream sauces don't agree with marty i'm up for anything close
08:35i'm hypoglycemic i have to eat in the next 20 minutes
08:42on the plus side marlene took the cat
08:50okay here we go this is real ice cream sugar cream butter fat the other place you could put
08:55on your own toppings but you didn't like the other place because it wasn't ice cream it was frozen
08:59yogurt yes but they had toppings i'll have a double scoop of french vanilla 31 flavors you don't want to
09:06sample first he'll try the uh coconut triple ripple i don't like coconut yes you do you want to bring
09:13something home for your husband he left the restaurant with an upset stomach oh he sure did
09:19did something for marlene she doesn't need it boy i just realized you guys must be exhausted and i'm sure
09:26marlene has a big day planned for you guys huh she says she has a job interview tomorrow no kidding
09:32on a
09:32saturday hey it's san francisco boys kiss boys people interview on saturdays what do we know
09:42well you'll have a great time you'll do some sightseeing we don't know where to go we'll be
09:46fine we'll just sit in the hotel well i suppose i can show you around a little after my yoga
09:56class
09:56well if it's not too much trouble darling let me ask you something if you don't mind this yoga you
10:03teach running around in a leotard all day this is a job for a woman your age
10:12well i'm not that old you're not that young
10:17hey you know what i think we're ready to go i'll give you a ride to your hotel oh don't
10:21be silly you
10:21go home to your sick husband we'll find our way okay well at least let me get you a cab
10:26i can't
10:27think a cab between the smell and the bad shocks i get sick okay well there's uh uh there's a
10:34street
10:35car that lets you out right in front of your hotel oh i can't handle the step up with my
10:39hip i suppose
10:40you could walk it's cold it's so far hey why don't i give you a ride it's not too much
10:48trouble
10:53this is a train wreck waiting to happen she's going through with the ceremony he's not going
10:59to be there she's going to be humiliated can you feel the love tonight
11:08don't talk to me about parents i just spent the whole day at alcatraz with rose and marty hoffman
11:13and i am telling you if pushed hard enough you could swim to the mainland
11:19don't please hi it's greg and dharma leave a message dharma dharma are you there pick up sweetie
11:31are you there she's not there i think she's there she's there she'd answer oh fine she's not there
11:38if she's not there then hang up the phone i hung up the phone it's not hung up oh how
11:43do you know
11:43it's not hung up that's the message light oh maybe that's her get the message i don't know how
11:51good for you they can take care of themselves and so can marlene you are not responsible for
12:01everyone on the planet and i'm glad that you figured that out hi it's greg and dharma leave a message
12:11i'm telling you this is the same number i just died
12:17hi guys i just got in sure who doesn't love fisherman's wharf
12:30hi greg oh good
12:35dharma said i could use your printer to print out my resume i hope that's okay
12:39i guess so listen thanks for taking care of my cat and for letting dharma help me i hope it
12:46didn't
12:46cause any problems with you guys thank you marlene are you okay actually i'm feeling great i'm getting
12:57my life together i'm relaxed i tell you greg you don't know what it's like to go 48 hours without
13:02dealing with my parents lately i don't you brought soup do you want some uh no thanks everything all
13:10right uh it's a stupid thing my parents are supposed to renew their wedding vows saturday and my father
13:16is refusing to show up and did you just ask me if everything's all right do you need money
13:24gone good why isn't your dad gonna be there i don't know there's gonna be a full bar
13:30frankly you know i don't know why he's uh putting up such a fight all he has to do is
13:35shave put on a suit and get married again did she ask him if he wanted to do it no
13:40but she never does
13:41my mother's exactly the same way my father hasn't been allowed to order his own entree at a restaurant
13:46since bonanza went off the air i don't know why my dad's fighting her so much on this one well
13:52maybe
13:52because it's a wedding you know somebody's supposed to ask somebody if they want to get married
13:58maybe you're right that's what's been holding me back
14:05oh by the way your virus software was out of date so i downloaded an upgrade for you thank you
14:14a chicken noodle i made it myself i'll get a bowl no no use the top it's more fun
14:26you want me to taste it first
14:31is the tea supposed to be this bitter it's herbal tea
14:36you have maybe lift it
14:41taking them off my hands for a couple of hours sarma how can i put this without being judgmental
14:47locusts are nature's children and they have an important job in the ecosystem but i don't want
14:52them in my house really oh how do you figure that they are the parents of your son-in-law's
14:59ex
14:59happy i'm begging you please do you have maybe lipped it
15:05just asked her and from the bathroom i'm supposed to psychically know
15:11i'll be right there
15:1450 bucks it's my last one
15:17dharma this is not your responsibility
15:20happy aren't you the one who always says that we should care for the people whose lives connect with
15:24of course i'm not saying that you shouldn't care about merlene i am saying that you don't have
15:29to schlep her parents all over town we should get going dear the dust from all that macrame is
15:35starting to make me a little
15:46dad ah son you want to shoot a game uh not right this second we're kind of having a wedding
15:51downstairs
15:52you don't say listen dad um mother has something that she would like to say to you mother
16:05edward catherine
16:10it has come to my attention that i may have neglected to ask you if you wanted to renew your
16:15vows
16:18well would you well that certainly makes a fellow feel special
16:22quickly edward the ice sculpture's melting mother
16:27could you give us a moment gregory edward
16:34maybe i didn't go about this the right way and maybe it began for the wrong reasons but i
16:40assumed that you would want to go through the ceremony as much as i would
16:46i'm sorry thank you
16:53edward montgomery
16:56would you like to spend the rest of your life with me
17:03i would be honored
17:11shall we
17:14uh oh oh as to your bows i i took the liberty of jotting down a few thoughts
17:21no no no you can paraphrase if you like but i i would stick to the text because it really
17:26it
17:26flows very nicely
17:35mom dad how was your day take them
17:38i hope you have something in your refrigerator besides diet soda we're starving what kind of people
17:46don't eat meat
17:49they're not tired they don't want to go to bed they want to go back to fisherman's
17:52dwarf to find the real place that invented irish coffee because apparently the place i took them
17:56which is actually the place that invented irish coffee isn't the place that some guy
17:59named phil told them invented irish coffee my advice to you save you a lot of time and
18:03trouble and just take them to ireland
18:06i'm sorry marlene i wish you all the luck in the world i really hope you find a job but
18:12you're
18:12gonna have to do it yourself i cannot help you anymore i got a job oh really well that's great
18:19yeah greg hired me
18:28he could have done it a week ago when i asked him to in the clothing store
18:32tell me you're gonna need to learn to relax did i hear this i'm going back to work for that
18:37man
18:38we'll talk about it in a minute ma i'm just saying he made you miserable
18:42ah well it's your life that's not a minute you know what a minute is one you make me crazy
18:50two you make me crazy
18:51three you make
18:56like the roots of two beautiful trees
19:01our hearts and souls will intertwine for the rest of our lives
19:22how lucky can one guy be i kissed her and she kissed me
19:30like the fella once said ain't that a kick in the head
19:37her room was completely black i hugged her and she hooked back
19:43at our age it's not like we're ever going to see marlene walk down the aisle
19:53i go to sleep and keep grinning if this is just the beginning
20:00and then my life is gonna be beautiful
20:10it's like the fella said
20:13tell me quick ain't love a kick in the head
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