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Caitlin falls in love with two different guys named Vince and Blake at the same time while in the change room wearing a dress. Both guys only notice Caitlin and not Jen due to Jen's hideous poodle sweatshirt and her drooling over both of them, along with Caitlin fluttering her eyelashes at both boys. Jen's jealous throughout the whole episode. Meanwhile, an old bickering couple get a new job at Burger Mcflipsters with Wyatt.
Caitlin falls in love with two different guys named Vince and Blake at the same time while in the change room wearing a dress. Both guys only notice Caitlin and not Jen due to Jen's hideous poodle sweatshirt and her drooling over both of them, along with Caitlin fluttering her eyelashes at both boys. Jen's jealous throughout the whole episode. Meanwhile, an old bickering couple get a new job at Burger Mcflipsters with Wyatt.
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00:00Times Less
00:09Ta-da!
00:13I was cold.
00:15Besides, it looked better on the hanger.
00:17Hangers can be so cruel.
00:21Does this jacket look alright?
00:26She means you look sensational.
00:28You too.
00:30I'm Vince.
00:34Meet me for coffee in an hour.
00:37Can't wait.
00:43Ah, does this scarf clash with my jumper?
00:47Ah, she means this scarf is perfect.
00:50Funny. Perfect is the word I'd use to describe you.
00:54I'm Blake.
00:59Can I thank you with a bit of nosh?
01:01Say, the fountain at noon?
01:03I'm so there.
01:05Ah, stupid poodle sweatshirt.
01:13And then Blake asked me out, too.
01:16This is like the best shopping day ever.
01:19And where were you while Caitlin was being asked out by every boy in sight?
01:22Sometimes I get a little flustered around guys.
01:25It didn't help that you were wearing that hideous sweatshirt and drooling.
01:29You flooded your eyelashes, didn't you?
01:32Define flutter.
01:33Come on.
01:34There's no way some stupid eyelash flutter can make a girl irresistible.
01:38You're either hot or you're not.
01:40Show them, Caitlin.
01:47That can't be legal.
01:49Don't worry, okay?
01:50I'm not going to date two guys.
01:53I just need one date with each guy to decide who's right for me.
01:57I'm parched.
01:58How much lemonade can I get for an old chicken satay?
02:03Ew, none.
02:04Ever.
02:05It's from my days at Stick It.
02:10Gross!
02:12You should sell it online.
02:14You should throw it out.
02:15Or bury it.
02:16Burn it.
02:17I like Nikki's idea the best.
02:19You're going online, furry little satay.
02:24No one's going to pay good money for rotten meat, Jude.
02:26That's cool.
02:27I'm more of a trading man myself.
02:30I wonder what I'll get for it.
02:32Probably botulism.
02:34Cool.
02:36Later.
02:37Time for my first date of the day.
02:40Coffee with Vince.
02:43Wish me luck.
02:44Good luck snagging every hottie in the mall so there's none left for the rest of us.
02:48Uh, bitter much?
02:56Oh, we can't sit here.
02:58This table's reserved.
02:59Yeah, for me.
03:01Ooh.
03:06Hmm.
03:07April harvest.
03:08Growers reserve.
03:10Western exposure?
03:12Two cups.
03:13And keep it coming.
03:17So, I put Emperor's mascot on the back of my moped and sped out of there before anyone
03:22even noticed the penguin was missing.
03:24Oh, Vince.
03:26You're too much.
03:27I could listen to your stories all day.
03:30Oops.
03:31Better run if I'm going to make it to my next date.
03:33Or duty.
03:34My next duty.
03:36Which is working at the lemon.
03:38Bye.
03:43Sweet!
03:45My first trade!
03:47Chicken lover 32 wants to trade you for a glow-in-the-dark pen.
03:53So, congrats on the new home.
03:55May you be as happy there as you were in the bottom of my pack.
03:58Okay, date number two.
03:59Show me what you've got.
04:01Hi, Blake!
04:02Caitlin, you look amazing.
04:07Is there a draft in here?
04:09Oh, are you cold?
04:11Allow me.
04:12Thanks!
04:13Where should we go for lunch?
04:14No need.
04:15I brought lunch to you.
04:18Oh, Blake!
04:20No one's ever done anything this romantic for me before.
04:24Well, then no one's ever understood how incredible you are before.
04:26That's true.
04:28You make me feel so inspired, so alive.
04:32You seem to have captured my heart, Caitlin.
04:35You seem to have captured my hand.
04:38And I'm never letting go.
04:40Whee!
04:43Flippin' burgers can't be wrong, not if I can sing this song.
04:49I'm sick of teens loitering.
04:51Say hello to your new co-workers, George and Gracie.
04:55Pleased to meet you, kid.
04:57Welcome to the team.
04:58I'm Wyatt.
04:58Well, isn't he a polite, well-spoken lad, George?
05:03Ask him if he knows how to make this uniform more comfortable.
05:06It's pinching my buttocks.
05:08George, don't say that in a restaurant.
05:12Why not?
05:12Restaurants are full of buttocks.
05:14George, I'll just be over here.
05:18And it went on like that for the rest of the day.
05:20They were arguing about buttocks?
05:22Man, you are so boned.
05:25Can't you just tune them out?
05:26You try tuning out a two-hour debate on whether our straws are white with red stripes or red with
05:31white stripes.
05:31Go on, I dare you.
05:32You should try industrial-strength earplugs.
05:35Those things really work?
05:36How do you think I put up with the clones?
05:37Not to mention this meathead.
05:39Hey, check it out.
05:40I'm a Burger McFlipsters uniform.
05:42Ooh, pinchy.
05:43I should get some for home use.
05:45Good idea.
05:46Bruh, you're never gonna believe it.
05:49I just traded my glow-in-the-dark pen for these candy-colored cigars.
05:55Congratulations.
05:56But those aren't cigars, Jude.
05:59They're more feminine.
06:01What?
06:01They're tampons.
06:03God!
06:05Ah!
06:07Yeah, I've always wanted a mature boyfriend.
06:10Thanks, babe.
06:10You wish.
06:14There you guys are.
06:16How are your dates?
06:17Incredible.
06:18They're both so different and so great.
06:22I mean, they are so great.
06:25Okay, we get it.
06:26But I can't keep dating them both.
06:28Pardonnez-moi, you most certainly can.
06:31But I'm usually a one-guy girl.
06:33You're also a great shopper.
06:35Some have called me a master.
06:38But what's that got to do with Vince and Blake?
06:40You wouldn't buy a dress without checking out the other stores in the mall, right?
06:44Hmm.
06:45Comparison shopping is essential.
06:47So what if you buy a few dresses and take them for a spin?
06:50If you don't like them or they don't fit, you can always take them back.
06:53The customer is always right.
06:55Looks like you've got yourself the ultimate two-for-one deal.
06:59I love two-for-one deals.
07:01Ow!
07:02Don't even think of taking another dress for a spin, got it?
07:05Don't listen to them, Caitlin.
07:07And I'm not saying that because you're hogging all the guys in the mall.
07:10I swear.
07:10Though you could leave some testosterone for the rest of us.
07:14Just saying.
07:15What Jen means is you're on a dating roll.
07:19But at what price?
07:20Half price.
07:20Because it's two-for-one.
07:22Ugh, I give up.
07:26Here you go, ladies.
07:28Hot and fresh.
07:29Pass the ketchup.
07:30You mean ketchup.
07:32I think I know how to pronounce my favorite condiment.
07:35Now pass the ketchup.
07:36Ketchup.
07:37Ketchup.
07:38Either way, it's bad for your heart.
07:41Forget about my heart.
07:42I'm more worried about my hemorrhoids.
07:44Itching or burning?
07:45Ew!
07:47Wait, your burgers.
07:49That's the third time today.
07:51Will you give me the ketchup or not?
07:53Not till you pronounce it ketchup.
07:56It's pronounced ketchup.
07:58Just like it's spelled.
07:59And who decided to spell it that way?
08:01Makes no sense at all.
08:02Oh, and ketchup makes sense.
08:05Never hold yourself, Snore.
08:07It's like sleeping beside a bear with a head cold.
08:10But how you're like.
08:16Kill me.
08:18Kill me now.
08:21So, have you picked Mr. Right yet?
08:24Or at least Mr. Right now?
08:25Not even close.
08:28First, Vince took me dancing.
08:31I could dip you for hours.
08:34Ouch!
08:35Careful.
08:36Every rose has its thorns.
08:37Then, Blake wrote me a poem.
08:40You're a flower and a jewel.
08:42A prayer for this sad fool.
08:45I want to jump into your pool
08:47and be your sweet love tool.
08:50Aww.
08:52Oh, Blake.
08:54Caitlin, you're my fate-lin.
08:58Wait, I'm sorry.
09:00Fate-lin?
09:01It's romantic.
09:02You're gonna let me finish or not?
09:04Fine, fate-lin.
09:06Continue.
09:07Anyway, after that, Vince surprised me at work.
09:13I, uh, de-thorned them this time.
09:15Oh, fancy.
09:17Then, just when I thought I'd made my decision,
09:20Blake showed me the stars.
09:22That's Orion.
09:24And the Big Dipper.
09:25Oh, and that's my favorite constellation.
09:27The Caitlin.
09:29Is there really a constellation named the Caitlin?
09:31It's not an entire constellation.
09:34Just one star.
09:36That's all I could afford.
09:37You had a star named after me?
09:39Now, whenever I look to the heavens, I'll see you.
09:43Oh, Blakey.
09:45Ooh, tough choice.
09:47I am so happy for you right now.
09:49So, I could scream.
09:50Ah!
09:52Uh-huh.
09:53Whenever Vince is around, I hear music.
09:56And then there's Blake, with his poet's heart and tragic good looks.
10:01So, I've given it a lot of thought.
10:03And I really think...
10:04Please don't say it.
10:05Don't say what?
10:06That you think you found the one.
10:08We've heard it a zillion times before.
10:10For your info, that wasn't what I was gonna say at all.
10:13Oh.
10:14Sorry.
10:14Sorry.
10:15What I was going to say is, I really think they're the two.
10:20Ugh.
10:26If I choose Vincey, I have to dump Blakey.
10:29And if I choose Blakey, I have to dump Vincey.
10:32What should I do?
10:33Start by dumping the Y from their names.
10:36How do I pick just one?
10:37It's like saying I can only wear one pair of shoes for the rest of my life.
10:42Whoa.
10:42Oh, some lady just offered me a lamp for those chicular unmentionables.
10:49Who's Tiffany?
10:50A Tiffany lamp?
10:52Those things are really valuable.
10:53Sweet.
10:54Don't really need it, but maybe someone else does.
10:59Wow.
11:00It's quiet in here.
11:01Too quiet.
11:02Yeah, we came to hear the Bickersons.
11:05They're on a break.
11:06It's the only time they don't argue.
11:08They just help themselves with some hot water,
11:10put in tea bags they brought from home,
11:12and then they sit there staring and sipping without saying a word.
11:15Looks like they've started a trend.
11:21Okay.
11:22Creepy.
11:26Here we go.
11:27And another thing.
11:28Coins are too heavy.
11:30No, they're not.
11:31They're too shiny.
11:32Shine doesn't make them sag in my pockets.
11:35Heaviness doesn't make them blind me in the light.
11:39Aw, they're adorable.
11:41Hmm, they remind me of you and the way you love to bicker.
11:44Nobody bickers better than you, babe.
11:45The Bickersons aren't adorable.
11:47They're highly annoying.
11:48Not to mention they're driving the customers away.
11:50Oh, I need a new job.
11:55Hey, some hombre wants to trade my Tiffany lamp for a pair of plane tickets to Hawaii.
12:02What?
12:03No way.
12:05Dude.
12:05You're kidding.
12:06Only you could turn a rotten piece of chicken into plane tickets.
12:10If only I wasn't allergic to poi.
12:14Hey, doll face.
12:16Hi, Vinci.
12:18Dudes.
12:19You hear that?
12:21Sweet.
12:22Tunage.
12:24Kaden?
12:26Hi, Blakey.
12:27Huh, that's Blakey.
12:29I mean, Blake.
12:30My, uh, brother.
12:33Yeah, brother.
12:35Wait here.
12:37Who was that snogging you?
12:39It's just Vinci.
12:40I mean, Vince.
12:41My, uh, brother.
12:43Wait here.
12:44Whoa.
12:45I didn't know Caitlyn had a brother, and now she's got two?
12:49I really gotta start paying attention.
12:52Gotta get back to planning our next date.
12:54See you later, doll face.
12:58I'll see you on our date.
13:00Mwah.
13:00Cheers.
13:05You're right, Jen.
13:06I can't date two guys at once.
13:08I'm glad I finally got through.
13:10I'm totally out of shape.
13:12If you have to narrow it down, do it quick.
13:14Just dump the first guy who does something you don't like.
13:17That should be easy enough.
13:22Perfect.
13:23Vince, we need to talk.
13:25This used to belong to my grandmother.
13:28She told me on her deathbed to give it to the girl who has stolen my heart.
13:33This is so beautiful.
13:36Darn it.
13:38Oh, I must have left my wallet at home.
13:41Really?
13:42Great.
13:43We need to talk.
13:46This man is having a heart attack.
13:49Sir, stay with me.
13:51You're actually saving his life?
13:54Well, isn't that just perfect?
13:58Tim, you know I don't like to complain.
14:00But this time, I can't help it.
14:02The Bickersons are driving away customers, and they don't actually do any work, and I can't take it anymore!
14:08Bringing in a more mature clientele was a huge mistake.
14:12We're going under.
14:13Get rid of them, and you can have a raise.
14:15Really?
14:17I'm afraid Burger McFlipsters is going to have to let you go.
14:22Son, are you really going to fire a man five times your age?
14:27Without our paychecks, I don't know how we'll survive.
14:33Gracie's so fragile, losing this job just might kill her.
14:38It's okay, Georgie.
14:40We can always survive on ketchup soup.
14:46Ketchup!
14:46Don't get me started!
14:50Last question.
14:51Is he more likely to A, kiss your hand, B, kiss your butt, or C, kiss your cash goodbye?
14:58A.
14:59Okay.
15:00According to the first three magazines, you should hang on to Vince.
15:04Great!
15:05But according to the last three magazines, you should stick with Blake.
15:09Ugh, stupid quizzes!
15:16Hey there, doll face.
15:19There's a hot art show tonight.
15:20You in?
15:23Uh, sure.
15:24Okay.
15:24Bye!
15:27Vince was just leaving.
15:29Later, bro.
15:31Your brother's very affectionate.
15:33We were raised by hippies.
15:35There's a gallery opening tonight.
15:36I'll meet you there at seven.
15:38Sure.
15:38Yeah.
15:39Later.
15:41Uh, you do realize you've just agreed to go to the same event with both guys?
15:46Vince, art show, Blake.
15:48Gallery opening?
15:52Oh, no!
15:53What's with the drama, ladies?
15:55Caitlin just double booked her dates for tonight.
15:58Is that all?
15:58Don't worry about a thing.
16:00The Jones Meister will take care of everything.
16:08Attention customers!
16:09Burger McFlipsters is making a small pricing change to cover costs.
16:13From now on, hot water will be five cents a cup.
16:17You can't do that.
16:19Water's free.
16:20Heating it's not.
16:21How dare you talk back to Georgie?
16:24He was in the war.
16:26Okay.
16:27I'm out.
16:28Boycott McFlipsters!
16:29Boycott McFlipsters!
16:31Boycott McFlipsters!
16:34Boycott McFlipsters!
16:36Boycott McFlipsters!
16:38Boycott McFlipsters!
16:39The water may not be free anymore, but we are!
16:42Woo-hoo-hoo!
16:44Right.
16:45We'll get back to work.
16:55The artist is all the rage in Berlin.
16:58Ooh, how a euro.
17:00I'm really looking forward to spending the evening with you.
17:02Me too.
17:04Now stay here.
17:05I'll be right back.
17:09Caitlin!
17:12We're going to have a fantastic time.
17:17Hold that thought.
17:18I'll be right back.
17:21I changed my mind.
17:23I can't do it.
17:27Caitlin, chill.
17:29I got your back.
17:29Put the earbud in your ear,
17:31and I'll talk you through it.
17:33And if your plan backfires?
17:35Least I blend in.
17:38Sorry about that.
17:40Bathroom.
17:41You're worth the wait, Caitlin.
17:43Blake at 10 o'clock.
17:44Heads up.
17:45Oh, you know when you've just gone and then you think,
17:47I could totally go again right now?
17:50Back soon.
17:53Sorry about that, Blakey.
17:55Where were we?
17:56I was just about to kiss you.
17:58Vince at 8 o'clock.
17:59I don't know which way that is.
18:01Are you talking to me?
18:03No.
18:03I mean, yes.
18:05Why don't you get us drinks?
18:06Something that'll take a while to pour.
18:10Off you go now.
18:10Shoot.
18:11Shoot.
18:11Got you a crayon soda.
18:12Might be good for the bladder issues.
18:15Hmm.
18:16Thanks.
18:17Blake at 6 o'clock.
18:18Stop telling me the time.
18:19I wasn't.
18:20Are you okay?
18:21No, because I...
18:25...
18:26...
18:26...
18:26...
18:26...
18:26...
18:27...
18:27...
18:27...
18:27...
18:28...
18:35It's so...
18:36...
18:37...realistic.
18:41Ah!
18:43Abort!
18:44I'll, uh, get us new drinks.
18:46No, stay.
18:47I'd love to, but...
18:49I've heard of kissing cousins, but you two are brother and sister.
18:54Vinzy!
18:55I'm so sorry.
18:57What are you apologizing to your brother for?
19:00I'm not her brother.
19:01It's okay.
19:03Vinci's not my brother.
19:04And neither is Blakey.
19:06I've been dating you both.
19:09I just can't share my lady with anyone.
19:12Ciao.
19:13You shattered my heart.
19:15Farewell, Caitlyn.
19:23Now, imagine you're a butterfly.
19:26And flutter!
19:32Maybe you're trying too hard.
19:34Story of my life!
19:37Someone offered me their condo in New York for the plane tickets.
19:42A condo? Holy!
19:44But I've decided not to keep it.
19:46No!
19:50How come?
19:51I didn't care about any of the traded stuff the way I care about the chicken satay.
19:56It may be inedible.
19:58Heck, may be lethal.
20:00But it's mine.
20:02So, I traded the condo for it and now it's back where it belongs.
20:06You're lucky you know what you want, Jude.
20:09Wish I had figured it out before Blakey and Vinci dumped me.
20:12Something tells me there'll be more hot guys.
20:16Oh!
20:22Wanna go out sometime?
20:26It really works!
20:28Caitlyn, you're a genius!
20:31She'd love to go out with you!
20:33We're good.
20:36See you next time.
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