- 23 hours ago
Awake the Wyatt Within
Wyatt tries to get Serena back, and finds out that Wayne might be his only hope because of his ability to choose the perfect movies for broken couples. Meanwhile, Jen wants to end her relationship with Charlie Dobbs, but the gang loves him and persuades Jen to keep her relationship with Charlie, much to her dismay. Also, Jonesy has an argument with Nikki over her style, and Caitlin's blender is broken, which stands in the way for the bonus that she wants.
Wyatt tries to get Serena back, and finds out that Wayne might be his only hope because of his ability to choose the perfect movies for broken couples. Meanwhile, Jen wants to end her relationship with Charlie Dobbs, but the gang loves him and persuades Jen to keep her relationship with Charlie, much to her dismay. Also, Jonesy has an argument with Nikki over her style, and Caitlin's blender is broken, which stands in the way for the bonus that she wants.
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00:00Time's less!
00:12Caitlin!
00:13Big Steve!
00:13I was just thinking of more efficient ways to, um, squeeze lemons?
00:20Yeah, I'm on my way to the Calgary Stampede!
00:23Wow!
00:24Now, you take real good care of the lemon and bring sales up!
00:28And I'll have a bonus with your name on it, yeah!
00:32Really?
00:33Yep!
00:34That's if I don't lose all my money on the cow lottery!
00:37The cow lottery?
00:39Well, they let a great big bull loose, and folks bet on where he's gonna drop his load!
00:45I'm real good at it!
00:47Got a real good sense for poop!
00:49I likes me the poop!
00:51Ew!
00:51Okay then, have fun!
00:53Yahoo!
00:58Nikki, here's that info about how bacteria breeds in hot tubs and all the ways it can get into your
01:03body?
01:04Yes!
01:04Why do you want that, anyway?
01:06It's disgusting!
01:07That is exactly why I want it!
01:09Thanks!
01:11Guess what?
01:12My parents said we could use the hot tub for our sleepover party!
01:15We are so hooked up!
01:17Eee!
01:18Eee!
01:20Sorry, Nikki, but you're not invited!
01:22What's this?
01:24Ew!
01:25Ah!
01:26Oh, wow!
01:27Nicely done!
01:29Sometimes they just make it too easy!
01:32Heh heh heh!
01:37There you go!
01:38Now watch this a couple times and see if you don't feel better!
01:42You can rise above this!
01:43See you tomorrow!
01:45What's wrong with her?
01:47She just got canned from her job as an ad exec, so I sent her home with working woman!
01:51The one where the chick steals her boss' job and her boyfriend and then gets her thrown in jail?
01:56Yep!
01:57She's gonna be alright!
01:59Wanna rent how to fix my boyfriend in ten days?
02:02Sucks!
02:04Well, how about South American Pie?
02:07Sucks!
02:08Hmm, sucks!
02:11Oh, so I guess you know exactly what movie we should watch tonight!
02:15As a matter of fact, I do!
02:18I'd say you've been dating for...
02:20What?
02:21Two weeks?
02:22Three?
02:23How'd you know?
02:23Irrelevant!
02:24I've got just the movie for you!
02:27Legally bland!
02:28The perfect film for this particular stage in your relationship!
02:31Light fare that navigates the waters of love while subtly introducing an undercurrent of commitment!
02:38Not bad!
02:39We'll take it!
02:40He recommended a film for us and it totally saved our relationship!
02:44Yeah, I was gonna dump him!
02:48Wow!
02:49How do you do that?
02:51What can I say, man?
02:52It's a talent!
02:53Hey!
02:53Can you help Serena and I get back together?
02:55I need a movie that will make her see that I'm the guy for her!
02:59Let it go, dude!
03:01I don't do staff!
03:02Plus, she broke up with you...
03:04And fired you...
03:06Come on, man!
03:08You're the only one who can help me!
03:09That's probably true, but I don't...
03:12Do...
03:13Staff!
03:30What are you doing?
03:31My blender just died!
03:34Or was murdered?
03:36What's with the effort?
03:37That's not like you!
03:39Because if I'm blender-less, I won't get my bonus and I'll never get that cute camisole!
03:43That's all I picked out!
03:44Oh, that's more like it!
03:46If I come up with anything, I'll let you know!
03:48Thanks!
03:54You're good at taping sticks!
03:57I know that look!
03:59That's love on the job!
04:01Drop and give me 50!
04:02Yes, coach!
04:04I hope for your sake, you can do 50!
04:06Love...
04:08Will...
04:09Make...
04:11Me...
04:11Strong!
04:12Another 50 for saying the word love!
04:14You just said it!
04:15Darn it!
04:16You're right!
04:1750 for me too!
04:18Hup!
04:19Hup!
04:19Hup!
04:20Hup!
04:20Hup!
04:20Hup!
04:20Hup!
04:21Feels good!
04:21Hup!
04:22Hup!
04:22Hup!
04:22Hup!
04:23Hup!
04:23Let me guess, Wayne here recommended a life-changing movie to you two.
04:27Mm-hmm.
04:31Don't choke on each other's tongues!
04:33What flew up your butt?
04:35Nothing.
04:35Except that you could save me from a lifetime of loneliness by telling me what movie to watch.
04:40Tell you what, I'll give you free air guitar lessons.
04:43Come on, man!
04:44You have some freaky video superpower!
04:46True.
04:47And you could use it to help me get my girl back!
04:50Unless you think you couldn't come up with anything.
04:53Huh.
04:54A weak attempt to challenging my movie manhood.
04:59All right, fine.
05:00I'll bite.
05:01Really?
05:02All right!
05:05Whatever.
05:06Jude!
05:07Jude!
05:08I'm coming!
05:09I'm coming!
05:09Don't leave me in here overnight again.
05:12We're not closing.
05:13I want you to grab a video for Pathetica over here.
05:15Video number...
05:1801685.
05:20Oh, yeah.
05:21I'm feeling better already.
05:24This will help you.
05:25Now leave me alone.
05:28So, what's it like being a waiter at El Sporto?
05:31Eh, okay.
05:32Nothing special.
05:33Maybe I'll come by for lunch.
05:34No, I mean, you're better off in the food court.
05:37Well, what sports uniform do they make you wear?
05:39Not important.
05:42This is one bad lemonade.
05:45My blender died, so I had to get creative.
05:51This movie, my friends, is going to solve all my problems with Serena.
05:55Are you talking about Serena, Serena?
05:58As in, you're fired and I never want to see you again, Serena?
06:00Come on, guys.
06:02I think it'll give us some valuable insights.
06:04Watch it with me and tell me what you think.
06:05Sure, why not?
06:07I'll call Jen.
06:09Sure.
06:10A movie sounds good.
06:12We'll be there.
06:15Hey, want to hang with my friends?
06:18Masterson, give me another 50.
06:20Pronto.
06:21Coach Holder told me to take lunch now.
06:24Guess I'll see you later.
06:27Can't feel my arms.
06:30Jenzen, meet you there?
06:32Okay.
06:33You know, you'd look really good in a dress like that.
06:38Oh, so what I'm wearing isn't nice enough for you?
06:40Uh-oh.
06:42No, I mean, yes, it is.
06:44So what, now that we're, like, dating, it's okay for you to tell me what to wear?
06:47Nice.
06:48Hey, wait, I was giving you a compliment.
06:51Uh.
06:53Lemon smoothie, coming up.
06:57I know how you feel, little buddy.
07:03The secret to beautiful tulips, my dear, is good compost.
07:08Aren't there any chicks under 30 in this flick?
07:11I don't know.
07:13This is a good part.
07:17The tulips, Norman, the tulip.
07:19What?
07:20Wait.
07:22That was so cute.
07:25Those old ladies worked so hard on that garden.
07:29And did you see how cute they were in their matching flower hats?
07:33The only thing more boring than watching old people is watching old people gardening.
07:37So what do you think it means for Serena and me?
07:40That's easy.
07:41Nothing.
07:42I think it means you're really boring.
07:48Want to go to the junior dance with me next week?
07:51Sure.
07:52Masterson!
07:54I know.
07:56Just getting on thin ice, Masterson.
07:58That's 600 push-ups this week alone.
08:01Good work, Dobbs.
08:04How come you never get busted?
08:08I don't know, honey.
08:09Guess I'm just lucky.
08:10I'll see you later.
08:11Hey, honey.
08:13There's no strength left in my upper body.
08:17And they say Coach Halder's groin has never been the same since.
08:23Too bad Jonesy has to work tonight.
08:26Where is he?
08:26I'm starving.
08:27There he is.
08:29In a skirt.
08:30It's a kilt.
08:32Oh, wow.
08:33You look really good in that.
08:34But you know what would look even better?
08:36A blue sundress.
08:38Oh, ha-ha.
08:39Everyone has to wear a sports outfit here, remember?
08:42What sport are you supposed to be?
08:45Field hockey.
08:48All the guy sports were taken.
08:50Except for cross-country dressing.
08:54Do you guys want to order or what?
08:56Uh, do you have chicken legs?
09:01Oh, man.
09:02Well done.
09:06Wayne, what is the point of this movie you gave me to watch?
09:09Dude, if I tell you, you won't learn anything.
09:12Plus, I'm busy.
09:14But it doesn't make any sense.
09:16If you can't figure it out, then you don't deserve to have titles on the staff picks shelf.
09:21No!
09:22Okay, I'll figure it out.
09:24I have a new staff pick.
09:26Plenty of room up there now.
09:28Let's see it.
09:29Radical Pool Party 2.
09:33I want you to think about what you just said.
09:38Hmm.
09:41Okay, this is hopeless.
09:43I'll never get my bonus.
09:45Your blending troubles are over.
09:48They are?
09:49Check it out.
09:52Who needs a blender when you've got an industrial fan?
10:09Nice work, Jude.
10:12So now that you've had some time, what do you think that movie means?
10:16Still nothing.
10:17I think it means you and Serena were meant to be together forever.
10:21You know what?
10:22That's it.
10:23You have to tell her.
10:24Hold on.
10:25Wyatt, it's just a movie.
10:27Yeah, but you don't know the power of Wayne.
10:30The man does give sick advice.
10:32This is crazy.
10:34She broke up with you.
10:36The movie gods have spoken.
10:38You've got to win Serena back.
10:39What?
10:40You're right.
10:41I'm going to do this.
10:46Attention, everyone.
10:48This is a message for Serena at Spin This.
10:52Serena, it's Wyatt.
10:54I know you're here today because I saw you stacking the new releases.
10:57Stalker.
10:58I can't stop thinking about you.
11:00And I really want you to give me one more chance.
11:04I'll wait for your answer as long as it takes.
11:08All I need is a yes or no.
11:12If you could just, you know, shout out an answer.
11:16I'll just wait here and listen.
11:22Oh, okay.
11:27That's it, I guess.
11:29They never listen.
11:38What's taking so long with that display, Master, then?
11:41Sorry, Coach.
11:42My arms are so tired.
11:44Whoa!
11:48Are you okay, honey?
11:50No, I'm not okay.
11:51I've done like 700 stupid push-ups for you.
11:54My arms are noodles.
11:56Cute noodles.
11:57Noodles aren't cute.
11:59They're soft and droopy.
12:00How come you don't do any push-ups?
12:03Uh, why would I do them if you didn't make me?
12:05Oh, I don't know.
12:06Because you're a guy and you should act like a man?
12:09Jen, you know I have baseball tryouts coming up.
12:12I can't be overworking my arms for no reason.
12:15No reason?
12:18Oh, Dobbs!
12:19Good girl, come over here and show me that swing of yours.
12:22Yes, Coach.
12:24Ah!
12:26Shh.
12:31That's an interesting technique.
12:34And surprisingly dangerous.
12:36Hey, Jen!
12:37Nikki and I were thinking of inviting Charlie to our movie night.
12:40You know, since he's sort of part of the gang now.
12:42Part of the gang?
12:43Sure.
12:44We all agreed he's in.
12:45The guy brings the funny.
12:47Do you know what he puts on his hot dogs?
12:49Nothing.
12:49It's just a wiener and a bun.
12:51And that's it.
12:52And that laugh.
12:53It's so annoying.
12:55Do you know he calls me Honey?
12:57Honey, do the push-ups for us.
12:59Honey, I have baseball tryouts.
13:01Ooh, wish him luck for me.
13:03Ah!
13:06How you doing?
13:07Great.
13:08Never felt better.
13:09I know what would make you feel better.
13:11An orange mocha stimulatte.
13:16Hurry up, Caitlin.
13:17He's almost finished his last one.
13:19Uh, don't you think he's had enough?
13:21No.
13:22Drink this, Wyatt.
13:23It'll help dull the sting of rejection.
13:26Feeling better?
13:28I don't know.
13:29I am more twitchy.
13:30That's a good sign.
13:32Okay, I've got to get back to the lemon.
13:35Continue stimmy latte consumption until he's no longer thinking of you-know-who.
13:41Drink, Wyatt, drink.
13:45Jonesy, did you get my message?
13:46What do you think I've got under my kilt?
13:51You know it.
13:53Jonesy, this is perfect!
13:55I better get back.
13:57They don't know I'm gone.
13:58Okay, thanks again.
13:59Later.
14:01Hi!
14:02Hey, have you ever noticed that Charlie's hair isn't cut straight?
14:06Uh-oh.
14:06I'll be right there.
14:11What happened?
14:12You've never complained about his hair before.
14:15I've decided it's actually his head.
14:17It's too big.
14:19And whenever he lifts something heavy, he gets this giant purple vein in his neck.
14:24I think I'm just gonna have to let him go.
14:27Look, Charlie's a great catch.
14:29He's cute, and he cried during life's little wrinkles.
14:32And the guys love him.
14:34Plus, his head's not really that big.
14:37What's the matter with your arms?
14:45Hmm, you should look after that.
14:47See ya!
14:48Ah!
14:53I'm missing something here.
14:55What is he trying to tell me?
14:57Why don't you ask those old dudes?
14:59They've probably seen it.
15:01Good idea.
15:02Ask the old people.
15:03Great idea!
15:05Dude?
15:08Hello, ladies.
15:09Hey, Jonesy.
15:11Thanks.
15:12No worries.
15:13No one at the restaurant likes it anyway.
15:14You mean, this lemonade was once a Jonesy skirt?
15:18Hmm?
15:18Hmm.
15:19Ah!
15:20Yeah, good call.
15:22Caitlin, why don't you remind Nikki what a great guy I am, sneaking you cans of lemonade
15:26to save your hide.
15:28Don't put me in the middle of this.
15:30You did commit a serious mistake of the new boyfriend code.
15:34What?
15:34You told me to change my clothes.
15:37No, I was just...
15:38Are all girls this difficult?
15:41Just the ones with brains.
15:42Okay, fine.
15:44I'm taking these back.
15:45Oh.
15:46Sorry I lost you.
15:48You're gross skirt lemonade.
15:50That's okay.
15:51Nothing overrides a girl's right to her own fashion.
15:55So you think the movie was about planting tulips?
15:58Wow.
15:59Not exactly the insight I was hoping for.
16:01So my question is, does gardening have anything to do with being together?
16:06What is your secret on being together for so long?
16:10Nothing better ever came along.
16:13Oh, gee, what do you?
16:15Hmm.
16:17So, uh, do you dig old chicks?
16:23I don't think this is working.
16:26We need a new plan.
16:27Right.
16:28Like what?
16:29Hmm.
16:31Disguise yourself as a woman and ask Wayne to explain the movie.
16:34Oh, man.
16:36I always have to dress up like the chick.
16:41Excuse me?
16:43Gah!
16:45I watched Life's Little Wrinkles the other day, and I was wondering...
16:50Yeah?
16:52What's the message of the movie?
16:55Well, I'd tell you.
16:57If you weren't a guy dressed as an old woman, what is with you, dude?
17:02It's my fault.
17:03I can't figure out what Life's Little Wrinkles was supposed to mean.
17:06What the heck kind of a recommendation was that anyway?
17:09What are you talking about?
17:11The movie you gave me.
17:12That wasn't the movie you were supposed to watch.
17:14It wasn't?
17:15No!
17:16Why would I tell you to watch that chick flick?
17:18So then why'd you give it to me?
17:19I didn't!
17:20But I have a feeling I know what happened!
17:26This is the movie you were supposed to watch.
17:28Dumping Amy.
17:30You gave him the wrong movie, dude.
17:32Oh.
17:34This is all your fault?
17:36I watched that thing 12 times because of you?
17:39All the boxes look the same.
17:45Do you ever think fries are better than boys?
17:47All the time.
17:50Can you see who it is?
17:52I can't lift up the phone.
17:54It's Charlie.
17:55Ugh.
17:56Let it ring.
17:57You're dumping him, aren't you?
17:58And I was just starting to like him.
18:00And I'm just starting to get feeling back in my arms.
18:04It's Big Steve.
18:06Quick.
18:06Where can I hide the busted blender?
18:08Just play it cool, Caitlin.
18:10I'm back.
18:11How's the ranch?
18:12Um.
18:14Okay.
18:15I'm gonna wrestle me up a lemon smoothie.
18:18Hope you don't mind.
18:19Mind?
18:19No.
18:21I don't mind.
18:24Ah, blast!
18:26Think I busted the blender.
18:28Oh well.
18:29Oh well?
18:30You mean you're not mad?
18:32Heck no.
18:33These things only live so long.
18:35We were long overdue.
18:37I'll pick one up tomorrow.
18:38Great.
18:39Hey, here's that bonus I promised you.
18:42Thanks, Big Steve.
18:44Hee.
18:46Uh-oh.
18:47I thought I might find you here.
18:49Yep.
18:50Here I am.
18:52Is your phone off?
18:53I just tried calling you, honey.
18:58No, it's on.
19:00But I couldn't pick it up because my arms are like two giant pieces of linguini.
19:04Speaking of which, I should eat a big meal.
19:06Baseball tryouts are tomorrow.
19:07I need the energy.
19:08Ah!
19:10That's it!
19:11No more push-ups and no more big giant head.
19:14We're so over.
19:16Better hit the road there, sport.
19:18When she regains use of her arms, she'll come back swinging.
19:29So, who wants to watch Dumping Amy with me tonight?
19:32Oh, I can't.
19:34Sorry, dude.
19:35Nope.
19:35I'm busy.
19:36Oh, come on, guys.
19:37Charlie can come too.
19:38No, we can't.
19:39I dumped him.
19:40Dumped?
19:40Dumped as in dumped?
19:41Yes, dumped.
19:42Like a gym bag full of sweaty old gym socks.
19:45Dumped.
19:45Whoa.
19:46But he was so funny.
19:48I'm really going to miss that guy, even though he made fun of my chicken legs.
19:52Hey, yeah.
19:53Where's your skirt?
19:54It was a kilt.
19:56And I got fired.
19:57I accidentally walked over a floor vent.
20:01What?
20:01How was I supposed to know I couldn't go commando?
20:04That is just...
20:06Ew.
20:06Enough work talk.
20:08What's this?
20:10It's for you.
20:11Something nice that you'd look really good in.
20:13Aw.
20:17Thanks, Jonesy.
20:18You know, you're not so bad after all.
20:20For a guy.
20:21In a skirt.
20:24Woo-hoo!
20:24Talking to me again.
20:26You know it.
20:28Oh, yeah!
20:31At this point, I'd take the fries any day.
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