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Boo, Dude!
Jonesy, Wyatt, and Jude try to prank Ron by closing down all the bathrooms and photographing him with his pants down, but end up pranking Caitlin. Meanwhile, Jen wants to stop Coach Halder's Jason Voorhees-style jokes at the Penalty Box.
Jonesy, Wyatt, and Jude try to prank Ron by closing down all the bathrooms and photographing him with his pants down, but end up pranking Caitlin. Meanwhile, Jen wants to stop Coach Halder's Jason Voorhees-style jokes at the Penalty Box.
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00:00TIMES LESS!
00:13Hey, scored a gig at the costume rental shop, so anyone who needs a costume is all hooked up.
00:18For free? No way.
00:21I'm going to the Monster Movie Marathon tonight, so I want to go all out.
00:24That's supposed to be a sick party!
00:27I know! Talon's taking me.
00:30What about you two? Thinking of dressing up at work this year?
00:33Yeah, right. Clones have it all covered.
00:35What are they going as?
00:37Do I look like I care? At least they're not forcing you to wear a costume.
00:41Halloween is Coach Halder's favorite holiday.
00:43Let's see it!
00:44No way. It's too embarrassing.
00:46Oh, come on. It can't be that bad.
00:48Oh, really?
00:56Okay, that's really bad, dude.
00:59I know! You do not have to wear that.
01:02I think it kinda suits her.
01:07It's not funny, guys.
01:09Lighten up. You make a very pretty pig.
01:13I'm trying to break an all-time monthly sales record, but how am I supposed to be taken seriously in
01:18this?
01:18Maybe the big bad wolf needs a new set of golf clubs.
01:22Very funny.
01:23Yo, Miss Piggy, digging the snout, man.
01:27This is not going to be my day.
01:34Katelyn?
01:35Uh-huh?
01:36I like your Halloween spirit, so I'm going to let you in on a secret.
01:39Every year, we pull a prank on Ron the Rent-A-Cop.
01:43All of you?
01:43Oh, no. This is strictly a male endeavor.
01:46How long have you been doing it?
01:48Since our mom said we were too old to go trick-or-treating.
01:51Should have stuck with the candy boys.
01:53The last few years haven't exactly made Ron pee his pants.
01:57How's it hanging, officer?
01:58Sir?
02:02I've got my eye on you punks.
02:04Glad to know we're safe and sound.
02:06Don't play games with me, maggot.
02:11Alright, that's it!
02:12He's going down.
02:14What makes you think it'll be any different than last year?
02:16Because this year, we're prepared.
02:19101 great pranks?
02:21Huh. Wonder if I can find a good one for the clones.
02:24Allow me.
02:29Hello.
02:30This is the phone company.
02:32We will be passing hot steam through the phone lines to clean them.
02:37Please tell your employees to place all phones on the floor.
02:40Or better yet, wrap them in towels to avoid scalding themselves.
02:45We will advise you when the wire cleanings are complete.
02:50Oh, thanks.
02:51I don't know.
02:52No way.
02:53They can't be dumb enough to believe that.
02:56Oh, I don't know about that.
03:01Quick, Chris, and give me your cell phone before steam comes out of the wires!
03:08Okay, okay, how about toilet papering all the trees in the mall?
03:12Ah, but that's just what he'll be expecting us to do.
03:15Whoopee cushion?
03:16Please, we can do better than that.
03:18Why don't you slip the store security tag in his pocket?
03:21That way, he'll set up alarms all over the mall and won't know why.
03:24Brilliant!
03:25How'd you come up with that?
03:27We did it to a friend once as a joke.
03:28I'll sneak one out of spin this.
03:30Sounds like a plan.
03:32Dude's gonna be messed up!
03:34Woohoo!
03:36Wait, Jonesy!
03:37I need your advice.
03:38It's a guy problem.
03:40Dr. Jonesy's in the house.
03:42Okay, I've been on three dates with Talon and he still hasn't kissed me.
03:46I don't know what's wrong.
03:48Let me guess, you've been extra nice to him lately?
03:51Maybe even thrown a few hints in?
03:53Oh, I've been hinting.
03:55I know what your problem is.
03:56You want him to kiss you.
03:59And he can smell it on you.
04:01Oh no!
04:02Do I smell bad?
04:03No, I mean guys are weird.
04:05Well, duh.
04:06Okay, all those sports we play, it's because we like a challenge.
04:11Oh.
04:12So just be cool.
04:14Act like you don't care if he ever kisses you.
04:16That'll drive him wild.
04:18Okay, got it.
04:19Thanks, Jonesy.
04:20Be cool.
04:23Here he comes.
04:26Look cool.
04:28I know, right?
04:29It's gonna be such a kickin' party.
04:32I am so glad you're coming out.
04:33You have to wear that super cute red... dress.
04:40Uh, are you gonna answer that?
04:43He-he-he.
04:43He-he-he.
04:45Mmm.
04:46Uh!
04:47Uh!
04:47Uh!
04:47Uh!
04:52Uh!
04:53Uh!
04:53Uh!
04:56Uh!
04:58Uh!
04:58Uh!
04:58I love it when they drop like that!
05:00Gosh, Halloween is fun!
05:02Yeah!
05:02Uh!
05:03Uh!
05:04Uh!
05:04Uh!
05:04Uh!
05:04Uh!
05:05It's Halloween!
05:06Heh!
05:06Ah!
05:08Nice work, Sally.
05:09Coach Halder, he's out cold.
05:12Ah!
05:12He's just a little sissy boy!
05:14Can't take the heat!
05:16Hey!
05:16Pull on your costume!
05:18Ah!
05:18Uh!
05:20Ah!
05:20That's more like it!
05:21Ow!
05:22Ow!
05:22Oh!
05:23Boo!
05:24Oh!
05:26Toughen up, sissy boy!
05:27Ah!
05:29Ah!
05:31Ah!
05:38Excuse me, Mr. Rent-A-Cop.
05:40I just wanted to say that we will not be pranking you this year.
05:44So, you don't have to, like, try and see it coming.
05:47Because it won't be.
05:48That'd better be true, soldier.
05:50I eat worms like you for breakfast.
05:54Right.
05:54Okay, then.
05:55Have a good day.
05:59Nice job.
06:00He'll be setting off alarms all day!
06:08I smell a big fat sail coming.
06:13Ah, that's fun.
06:19Coach Halder, I know you love Halloween, but you've got to stop this.
06:23You're scaring all my-
06:24Masterson!
06:25Where is your Halloween spirit?
06:27This is very disconcerting.
06:29I've got spirit.
06:30I'm wearing this stupid pig snout, aren't I?
06:39Ah!
06:40Fresh meat.
06:43Ah!
06:44You have two choices!
06:45I can hold you for questioning, or cut off your arms!
06:48Ha ha ha ha!
06:49Ha ha ha ha!
06:50Ha ha ha ha ha!
06:51Questioning.
06:52By whom?
06:53By the law!
06:55You set my alarm off!
06:56I am the law.
06:57And you're breaking section 48, subsection B, improper use of gardening tools.
07:02Remove your facial mask.
07:04Hmm.
07:06Ah, the old security tag in the pocket trick.
07:08How original.
07:11I've got my eye on you.
07:17The guy's a rock.
07:19We need a new prank.
07:27Who is it?
07:28Officer Lozowski, city police.
07:34And what do you want?
07:36Word down at the precinct is that you're way too tough on the young people in this mall.
07:42Mm-hmm.
07:44You're from the precinct?
07:46That's right, dude.
07:47Then you won't mind quoting section 65, subsection D of the Mall Security Act.
07:52That's an easy one.
07:54No, uh, spitting in the fountain?
07:56Hmm.
07:57No loitering?
08:00Hmm.
08:00No stealing cookies.
08:03Ow!
08:04No impersonating an officer.
08:07Trick-or-treat!
08:16Spinach wrap?
08:17Ew, no.
08:18Too healthy.
08:20Hey.
08:20Back.
08:21Off.
08:26Welcome to the Khaki Barn.
08:28I'm Khaki Barn Barbie.
08:29We're Khaki Barn Barbie too.
08:32Nobody answer that.
08:33You could get hurt.
08:37They were cleaning those.
08:38Now we're gonna have dirty phone lines.
08:40Ooh, bummer.
08:42You've been grazing at the bowl all morning.
08:44Those are for the customers.
08:46Didn't you guys hear about the fab new diet?
08:49Lose 10 pounds by eating nothing but Halloween candy.
08:51Really?
08:57What are you reading?
08:59How to read a guy's body language.
09:01If a guy stares at your lips a lot, it means he's thinking of kissing you.
09:05Okay, this is stuff I can use.
09:07Hmm.
09:09Hello?
09:09Come on, food court.
09:10Sure.
09:11See you there.
09:13Hmm.
09:13Talon wants to meet me for frozen coffees.
09:16Wish me luck.
09:17Luck.
09:19I always wanted to dress up as a princess for Halloween.
09:22My mom was like,
09:23Caitlin, pick something else.
09:25So, finally, one year, I went as a doctor.
09:28But I still wore my tiara.
09:33I know what you're thinking.
09:36Uh, I don't think you do.
09:39You really want to kiss me right now, don't you?
09:42Uh, not really, no.
09:45You've got some green stuff in your teeth.
09:55Is the rat in position?
09:57Check.
09:59Here he comes.
10:00I love the usual.
10:02Release the rat!
10:11The rat is dead.
10:13Repeat.
10:13The rat is dead.
10:15Abort!
10:16Abort!
10:17Is that all you've got, punks?
10:18Is it?
10:19This day is going to be quieter than I thought.
10:24Well, that went well.
10:26Anyone think to check the batteries?
10:27All right, that's it.
10:29Guys, our reputations.
10:31Nay, our very manhood is at stake here.
10:34If we let Ron the rent-a-cop beat us, what are we?
10:38Not as much of a dude as he is.
10:39Exactly!
10:41Now we're going back to the drawing board.
10:43And we're going to prank this guy good by the end of the day if it's the last thing we
10:48do.
10:57Wait, don't go, man.
10:59Hey, didn't you want to buy that squash gear?
11:02Oh, this is like a bad horror movie.
11:06Did you see those too, Burn Rubber?
11:09Ah, smell that fear.
11:12I love the smell of fear.
11:13Yeah, great.
11:14Good basketballs!
11:15What's that?
11:19You mean the kid?
11:20That's a kid?
11:22Boy, what a relief.
11:24Why?
11:25You're scared of mice?
11:26Uh, uh, me?
11:28No, heck no.
11:29Are you kidding?
11:30No way.
11:30Then you wouldn't mind helping that little mouse boy out?
11:40All right, I'm terrified of them.
11:42Got one in my jockstrap once, and ever since then, I can't stand them.
11:46Filthy little critters!
11:47I don't like them!
11:54Okay, we know Ron leaves every night at 9pm sharp,
11:58right after he uses the staff-only washroom here.
12:02So, we block off every one of the accessible washrooms in the mall except the one we control.
12:08The loathsome washrooms.
12:10Next, we get a whole bunch of people to hide in the washroom and turn out the lights.
12:14Right.
12:15We lure the target into the stall.
12:18Then we kick open the door, turn on the lights...
12:20And catch the rent-a-cop with his pants down on film!
12:23Oh, I have to admit, I'm impressed, boys.
12:26How do we make sure he has to go to the bathroom?
12:29We bring him a peace offering.
12:32A big one!
12:38I promise, if you come down, he will not saw your arms off with a chainsaw.
12:43I might!
12:44That is it!
12:46Okay, I know you love dressing up as a murderous psychopath and scaring the crap out of all your customers,
12:51but you've got to stop!
12:53Five-minute major, Masterson!
12:55Move, move, move!
12:59I can't take it anymore.
13:01I was going to get the big bonus this month, but everyone's too scared to shop here.
13:06He's like this big annoying kid.
13:08Tell me about it.
13:09I'd love to give him a taste of his own medicine.
13:12That's a great idea.
13:14Let me out of here.
13:15But you've still got four minutes on the clock.
13:18Now!
13:18Now's good.
13:19Trick or treat!
13:21This all candy diet is so working, I can already feel it in my butt.
13:25Where have you been?
13:27Ugh, hiding my humiliation.
13:29Oh, what happened?
13:31Ugh, it's too embarrassing.
13:32But I've got our big date tonight, and one more chance to act normal.
13:36So, you're really gonna dress up?
13:38Duh!
13:39It's a monster movie Halloween bash!
13:41Plus, Jonesy's hooking me up.
13:43Right.
13:43Well, hey, don't forget to avoid the-
13:45Hold on, I see Jonesy.
13:47I'll talk to you later.
13:48Loathsome washrooms.
13:50Hey, Jonesy!
13:51Did you get my costume?
13:52Here you go.
13:53That's about as all out as they come, sister.
13:55Thanks!
13:56What you doing?
13:57Getting ready to prank Ron.
14:00Sweet, I wanna hear all the details after.
14:02Where's Wyatt?
14:04He should be delivering the goods now.
14:07Excuse me, sir.
14:09What now, maggot?
14:10I just wanted to say we're really sorry for all the trouble we've caused over the years.
14:15After all, you're just doing your job.
14:17I see.
14:18What's that?
14:19It's the 50 ounce frozen cappuccino gut buster from Grind Me.
14:23They don't make these for just anybody.
14:24Not everyone can handle it.
14:27Mmm, cop sure gets thirsty walking the beat all day.
14:30Oh, do you like delicious frozen coffee drinks?
14:33Here, consider it a peace offering from us to you.
14:37Alright then, as you were.
14:40Ah, that's good stuff.
14:43Yes.
14:45See you in about two hours.
14:54That's rich!
14:56Ready?
14:57Go!
15:01Go!
15:04Go!
15:04Go!
15:05Go!
15:07Go!
15:08Go!
15:09Go!
15:11Go!
15:13Go!
15:14Go!
15:15Go!
15:16Go!
15:16Go!
15:18It's just a toy rat, but you should have seen your face.
15:22That was not funny.
15:24You don't know what it's like to find a rat at your jockstrap.
15:27I know you're trying to make this a fun place to work, but maybe you should tone it down a
15:32bit.
15:32We've already had to call in the paramedics twice.
15:35Well, you could be right.
15:37I just get such a gull darn kick out of it, you know.
15:40Hey, if you really want to scare someone, I know somebody who's due for a good scream.
15:45And he's not a customer.
15:47Yeah?
15:48Hmm.
15:49Well, let's do it!
15:54Get ready for me!
15:57No way!
15:59Ah!
16:00Am I in the right seaters?
16:05I never knew juice crystals made such realistic fake blood!
16:09Why is this puddle of blood blue?
16:11We don't know if alien or werewolf blood is the same as ours.
16:17Who says it's not raspberry blue?
16:21Jonesy, where are you?
16:24Adding the final touch.
16:26This is an old trick I learned at rugby camp.
16:29You butter the toilet seat so they slide right into the bowl.
16:34I am so glad I'm not an athlete.
16:36I'm with you, bro.
16:41I thought you said this was a Halloween party.
16:45Oops!
16:45Sorry, I can't really control this tail.
16:49Oops!
16:49Oops!
16:54Well, I think it's awesome.
16:57You do?
16:58I was gonna get dressed up too, but I was afraid you'd think it was lame.
17:02I love Halloween.
17:04No way!
17:05Me too!
17:06Come on, guys!
17:07It's Halloween!
17:08Cut loose!
17:09Yeah!
17:10Oh, yeah!
17:11We've got costumes too!
17:13Yay, blonde girl!
17:14Shake that feathery tandem!
17:20Great costume!
17:22Thanks, babe.
17:23You inspired me.
17:24Hey, what are you supposed to be anyway?
17:26I don't know.
17:27Some kind of peacock girl.
17:29Oh, wait.
17:33I really have to pee.
17:34You can use the ones in the food court.
17:37Come on.
17:42Nine o'clock.
17:43Everyone look alive.
17:44Is this the part where I get to scare somebody really bad?
17:46This guy can take it.
17:48Trust me.
17:49Do your worst.
17:50All right.
17:51Bring it on.
17:54Oh, the girls' washrooms here are closed.
17:57I really have to go.
17:59The guys' washroom is still open.
18:01I'll stand lookout.
18:02Okay.
18:12Ugh.
18:20Ugh.
18:20Ugh.
18:25Ugh.
18:25Ugh.
18:27Ugh!
18:27Ugh!
18:27Tender dice, city boy!
18:30Ugh!
18:31Ugh!
18:31You gotcha, dude!
18:33Ugh!
18:34Ugh!
18:35Turn it on!
18:36It was the wrong person!
18:38Ugh!
18:38Ugh!
18:39I'm stuck!
18:40Help me!
18:41Hey!
18:43Not you guys, the girls!
18:45Get out!
18:47I'm crying!
18:49Ugh!
18:49I'm falling on Caitlyn!
18:50I don't get it.
18:51If Caitlyn's here, where's the rent-a-cop?
18:57Your generosity in this matter will not go unnoticed.
19:03She's all yours!
19:05I fell in!
19:08Not funny!
19:10So funny!
19:12What?
19:13Oh, man!
19:14Somebody help me out!
19:15Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
19:22I had so much fun last night.
19:24Until the incident that we will never talk about again.
19:28Me too.
19:29You're really cool.
19:32I don't have anything on my teeth, do I?
19:35Not today.
19:38Aww.
19:39Who would have thought a date that ended that badly could turn into such a sick little puppy dog moment?
19:44Morning, folks.
19:46What have you got there?
19:47Just call it a peace offering.
19:50Unauthorized closing of public washrooms.
19:52Disturbing the peace.
19:53An attempted drowning by toilet of a uniformed officer while on duty.
19:57Okay, I think some of us have already paid for that last one.
20:00I don't want to hear a peep out of you lollygaggers for the next month.
20:05Do you understand?
20:10Did you take care of things?
20:11Oh, yeah.
20:18chased in the face?
20:36I know.
20:37Oh, yeah, insteadально.
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