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Unhappy Anniversary
Jonesy and Nikki have been together for three months. The two try to find gifts for each other, which leads to a big misunderstanding. Jude crashes at Wyatt's place because his aunt is in town. Meanwhile, Caitlin has a date with Zane, but has to deal with Tricia, who plans to ruin her life in revenge for dating her ex.
Jonesy and Nikki have been together for three months. The two try to find gifts for each other, which leads to a big misunderstanding. Jude crashes at Wyatt's place because his aunt is in town. Meanwhile, Caitlin has a date with Zane, but has to deal with Tricia, who plans to ruin her life in revenge for dating her ex.
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00:00The time's less!
00:12Mmm, is that mocha?
00:14Back off.
00:15Whoa, you're grumpy this morning.
00:18His aunt's in town, so he's crashing at my house this week.
00:21Scored the top bunk, too.
00:23No way. You get to have a sleepover party for a whole week?
00:27A what?
00:28A sleepover.
00:30You know, staying up late, renting movies, eating tons of junk food.
00:33That's what we're supposed to be doing?
00:35Duh. That's why they call them sleepover parties.
00:39You've never heard of a sleepover party before?
00:42No? So we can have one tonight?
00:44Whatever. As long as we eventually end up sleeping.
00:47Hey! Guess what tomorrow is?
00:50Jonesy and Nikki's anniversary!
00:52What do you mean? They've only been dating for, like, three months.
00:55Exactly three months. It's so major!
00:58I guess it is pretty cool.
01:00Oh my gosh! There he is!
01:03There who is?
01:04Zane? The one I've been trying to get to notice me for a week?
01:07The one who works at Belts Belts Belts?
01:09I'll be right back.
01:12I wonder what flavor I should get.
01:20Mmm, those smell good.
01:24Fresh from the oven, huh?
01:29The chocolate chip are really good.
01:31Uh, yeah.
01:33Hey, so, do you like your new job?
01:37One pecan glaze, please.
01:44Okay, so, I guess I'll see you later.
01:48Bomber.
01:49That was ugly.
01:56He literally doesn't know I exist.
02:00Ooh, crash and burn, huh, Caitlyn?
02:03Yeah, thanks for noticing.
02:06Ugh, that girl is so annoying.
02:08Just ignore her.
02:10What?
02:10Never mind.
02:11Guys, you made it!
02:13Hee-hee!
02:14Uh, yeah.
02:15We make it here every day?
02:17No, I mean you made it to three months.
02:19Do you know what she's talking about yet?
02:22Your anniversary?
02:23It's tomorrow?
02:24Oh.
02:25Took us a minute to get it, too.
02:27Is this something that I missed and I'm already in trouble for?
02:30Because if it is, I can explain.
02:31Relax, Jonesy.
02:32I didn't know it was our anniversary, either.
02:35Phew.
02:36So, uh, do you want to do something?
02:39Sure, I guess.
02:41Oh, you have to celebrate.
02:43And, to get you started,
02:45ta-da!
02:45See?
02:46There's a three for three months.
02:48Wow.
02:49You really need a boyfriend.
02:51I have one.
02:51Well, not yet, but soon.
02:53I even had a t-shirt made.
02:56I'm speechless.
02:57I am actually without words.
02:59I know.
03:00Cute, right?
03:00Green's his favorite color.
03:02Um, uh...
03:04Nope.
03:05Still nothing.
03:07Aren't you supposed to be working at that new pottery store?
03:10You mean no other clay?
03:11I'm taking a strategic break.
03:13There's a birthday party there right now.
03:15You do not want to be around seven-year-olds making pottery.
03:24Dude, what are you doing?
03:27Watching movies about chicks having sleepover parties?
03:32Huh.
03:33So what do you got there?
03:34Um, girls just want to have slumber, giggling after midnight, and sneaking out.
03:40No, no, no.
03:41If you're going to do this, here's what you need.
03:44Pajama Apocalypse.
03:45There's a guy at the window, and my personal fave, sneaking out to the sneakening.
03:50The sequel's better than the original?
03:52You trust me on this or not?
03:54Uh, okay.
03:55You know I love Jude, but being around him 24-7 at work, at school, and now at home,
04:01is starting to drive you postal.
04:03Hey, you're supposed to braid each other's hair and circle cute guys in your yearbooks.
04:09Can we do that?
04:12So what are you going to get Nikki for your anniversary?
04:14What?
04:14I have to get her a gift?
04:16Caitlin seems to think so.
04:17But what?
04:18I have no idea.
04:20It's not that big a deal, is it?
04:23It is one quarter of a whole year.
04:25It's the beginning of a long-term relationship and a serious commitment requiring a symbolic gift.
04:30I'm in a relationship?
04:32Yes!
04:33After three months, it becomes a relationship.
04:35Everyone knows that.
04:37Whoa, so I'm officially in a relationship.
04:40Oh, got it, Ren.
04:41Zane goes on his washroom break at 11.15 every day.
04:43I'm going to try to cut him off.
04:45Just when I think she's got a handle on this guy thing?
04:48I know.
04:49Wham!
04:49It's gone.
04:59Hmm.
05:00Can I help you, young lady?
05:03No, thanks.
05:03I'm fine.
05:05Are you lost?
05:08Nope.
05:09What is it, miss?
05:10Do you have to go?
05:12Then you're going to have to vacate this area.
05:14You're loitering outside a public lavatory.
05:17But I have business here.
05:20I thought you said you didn't have to go.
05:22Okay, I'm waiting for this cute guy to come out so I can talk to him.
05:26Is this the cute guy?
05:29No!
05:29Well, yes, but please don't...
05:32John, this young lady says she's waiting to meet you.
05:35Is this true?
05:36Well, uh, I'm not sure.
05:38Oh, you know what?
05:40I have to go.
05:41Excuse me.
05:45I guess she really had to go.
05:49How can I ever face him again?
05:52At least he noticed you.
05:54Hey, what's up?
05:55Don't ask.
05:57Well, I got Jonesy's gift.
06:00A DVD?
06:01Not just any DVD.
06:03The director's cut of guys doing dumb stunts.
06:05No, no, no.
06:06That's way too small.
06:08It is?
06:09Yes.
06:10You have to get him something that says you are really special.
06:13But he is.
06:14I mean, well, what do you think?
06:16I guess.
06:17She's the expert.
06:22Fine.
06:24I'll look for something else.
06:26I've got to go.
06:27Hang in there.
06:28Bye.
06:30Caitlin?
06:31Uh, she's not here.
06:33Oh, that's too bad.
06:35I was going to ask her out.
06:36You were?
06:37Why?
06:38I thought you were really cute back there, you know, at the washrooms.
06:41Wow.
06:42Really?
06:43Definitely.
06:44So, uh, your answer is?
06:47Yes.
06:47Yes.
06:48Yes.
06:49Cool.
06:49Pick you up at six.
06:51Yeah!
06:59I have no idea what to get Nikki.
07:01What if I get her the wrong thing?
07:03You could make her some pottery.
07:05Is that a nice enough present?
07:06I used to make all my mom's presents, and she liked them.
07:09And it's free!
07:11Bonus!
07:11Except I've never actually made pottery before.
07:15No sweat.
07:16I learned how to make bowls at camp one year.
07:18I can teach you.
07:20Sweet.
07:25Hey.
07:26Hey.
07:27Hey.
07:27So what kind of sleeping bag do you need?
07:29Just something to camp out on the couch with until Jude goes home.
07:32Here you go.
07:33So, did you find something else for Jonesy?
07:36Check it out.
07:37Whoa.
07:38You got him an MP3 mini?
07:40Wow.
07:41Will you, uh, excuse me?
07:43But what about your sleeping bag?
07:46Uh, right.
07:48Nikki, are you crazy?
07:50This is way too expensive.
07:52You don't get a guy something this big after three months, he'll totally freak him out.
07:56I will?
07:56Why?
07:57It's too much pressure.
07:59He'll think you're, like, in love with him or something.
08:02Are you?
08:02No.
08:03I mean, I don't think so.
08:05I don't...
08:05Guess what?
08:06Zane asked me out on a date!
08:08Oh my gosh, I have to get ready.
08:11So, back to these presents.
08:13You have to get each other gifts that are the same value.
08:15Otherwise, it'll throw off the whole balance of power in the relationship.
08:19I'll go see if I can find out what Jonesy's getting you.
08:21Oh, this is worse than a calculus exam.
08:26You're squeezing the clay too hard, dude.
08:29Let your fingers be light.
08:31Look!
08:32I'm trying to be gentle!
08:34I've never done this before!
08:35Okay, here.
08:37Relax your hands.
08:40Now start from the bottom.
08:42See?
08:44Wow!
08:44Check it out!
08:45It's working!
09:02Dude!
09:03What are you doing?
09:04Nothing.
09:04So, uh...
09:05How about those leaves?
09:06Yeah, how about them?
09:08Nice.
09:09I've got to clean that up.
09:10Sorry, dude.
09:13What do you think?
09:14I made it myself.
09:15Looks like a breast.
09:16What?
09:17No, it doesn't.
09:17Yes, it does, dude.
09:19You made Nikki a boob bowl?
09:21What are you laughing at?
09:22You made the lid.
09:23Jonesy, I just saw what Nikki's getting for you.
09:26What's with the breast?
09:27It's not a breast.
09:29It's a useful bowl for keeping stuff in.
09:31Yeah, in the shape of a breast.
09:33Well, I think it's a sweet gift.
09:35Anyway, so what's Nikki getting me?
09:37An MP3 Mini.
09:39Wow, that's big.
09:41Now my gift sucks.
09:42Yeah.
09:43I thought you said it was sweet.
09:45Compared to an MP3 Mini, it sucks, dude.
09:48Nikki must really like me to get me an MP3 Mini.
09:51What does that mean?
09:52It means welcome to relationship land, population two.
09:57So I'm going to be stuck with one girl for the rest of my life?
09:59Try not to look at it as a death sentence.
10:01Think of it more as life without parole.
10:04Ever.
10:05Ah!
10:05How did this happen?
10:07I knew it.
10:08What am I going to do?
10:10Well, you do really like her, right?
10:12Yes!
10:13So you could keep dating her and see how it goes.
10:16Okay, so suppose I'm going to give this a shot.
10:19What now?
10:20You're seriously going to need a better present.
10:24Psst, psst.
10:25Caitlin, over here.
10:27Hello?
10:28Ah!
10:29Shh!
10:30We have to talk to you.
10:32Mm-hmm.
10:33We know about your little crush on Zane.
10:35You can't like him.
10:36But I do.
10:37You can't!
10:38Why not?
10:40Trisha and Zane used to go out,
10:41but he brutally ditched her before the grade 8 dance for Hillary Sorkin
10:44just because she got braces.
10:48Trisha was devastated.
10:54So, you see why you can't go out with him?
10:56No, not really.
10:58You don't do that to another girlfriend.
11:01Trisha and I aren't even friends.
11:03You regardless, you can't go out with him.
11:05Cancel your day tonight or face social suicide at this mall.
11:17It's worse than I thought.
11:19You have to take that MP3 mini back or you could scare Jonesy away for good.
11:23Well, what should I get him?
11:25Something small.
11:26Small.
11:27Right.
11:27I can do that.
11:28Guys, I need your help.
11:30Mandy Gwen just told me I can't date Zane because Trish used to like him.
11:33Please, she's just jealous.
11:35He doesn't even like her anymore.
11:36Oh, you don't know the power of this girl.
11:39She can be so evil.
11:41Like she's gonna do anything.
11:42I once bought the same sweatshirt as Trisha did
11:44and she snuck into my locker during gym class and cut a hole in it.
11:48Caitlin, you can't let her push you around like this.
11:51Yeah, you finally got Zane's attention.
11:53You have to go out with him.
11:54You're right.
11:55Okay, I'm going.
11:58I warned her.
12:00She is going to love this.
12:02One personal video game player with instant message capabilities.
12:05A fine choice.
12:07Here's your total.
12:08Ouch.
12:09Jude, you got some cheddar I can borrow?
12:13What?
12:14You're the one who said I needed to get something better.
12:16Didn't know I was gonna have to pay for it.
12:19You shouldn't buy toys you can't afford.
12:21Yeah, it's not for me, okay, Yoda?
12:23It's for Nikki.
12:24This relationship stuff is expensive.
12:30You had a crush on me last fall?
12:33I didn't think you knew I existed.
12:35Well, I didn't.
12:36Until you slammed your locker door into my face.
12:39Hey!
12:40Spicy spring roll!
12:41Oh, we didn't order those.
12:43That gift from pretty lady at other table.
12:45Hey!
12:48Oh, that's nice.
12:49She must have changed her mind.
12:51About what?
12:52Nothing.
13:03Are you okay?
13:04Hot!
13:07It'll distract you from the pain.
13:11You're playing with fire, Caitlin, and you're going to get burned.
13:14How'd they know you'd get this cookie?
13:16Because it's from Tricia!
13:19Oh, she's good.
13:22But let's see how she likes this.
13:26Oh, it is so on.
13:35It was so great.
13:37And the best part of the whole date was we bumped into Tricia again at the movies.
13:42Sounds really special, I guess.
13:45It was.
13:46So, how was the sleepover party last night?
13:49Awesome.
13:50You can stay up until five if you eat enough hot fudge.
13:55So, how was it really?
13:57He braided my hair.
13:59This is kind of my fault, isn't it?
14:05Caitlin, the boyfriend stealer?
14:07Oh, I told you she was evil.
14:10They're everywhere.
14:12Hey, guys.
14:13What's up?
14:13Tricia's ruining my life.
14:15Right.
14:15I saw the posters.
14:16You know what?
14:17I'm going to get her back.
14:20Caitlin?
14:21Zane, do you want to have lunch with me today?
14:23Definitely.
14:23Great.
14:24See you then.
14:25Cool.
14:25Ha!
14:25Let's see how she likes that.
14:28Wow.
14:28I'm glad nobody's fighting over me.
14:31Is he wearing your clothes?
14:33There are s'mores all over his.
14:37Why don't you exchange your gifts now?
14:39Fine.
14:41Jonesy, you first.
14:42Okay.
14:42Well, here's the first one.
14:45It's a personal video game player.
14:48This is a really big gift.
14:52And he made you something, too.
14:54Well, I did have some help.
14:58Oh, it's, uh...
15:00Is that a breast?
15:02No, it's a boob.
15:03I mean, it's a ball.
15:04Okay, Nikki, your turn.
15:06Oh, no.
15:07No, we really don't have to open mine now.
15:09It's just a little something.
15:12It's...
15:13Gum.
15:16It's a big baseball chew.
15:19Your favorite?
15:21It's a six-pack.
15:24Wow.
15:25This is uncomfortable.
15:26I've got to get to work.
15:28I thought you were just giving her that breast thing.
15:31I changed my mind.
15:32It's all Wyatt's fault.
15:33He told me what to get her.
15:34What were you thinking?
15:35What happened to that MP3 mini?
15:37I told her to take it back because Jonesy was freaking out.
15:40How did you know that?
15:41Because I was spying on you.
15:44But that's what Nikki really wanted to get me, right?
15:47Well, that one was kind of Caitlin's idea.
15:52Oh, I've got to go, too.
15:55Later, guys.
15:56So, we kind of blew that one, huh?
15:58Right out of the water.
16:00If no one wants this, I'll take it.
16:02Focus.
16:04Sheesh.
16:04We have to fix things between Nikki and Jonesy.
16:07We do?
16:07Yes.
16:08This is all our fault.
16:09I know.
16:10Let's send them on a date.
16:12Yes.
16:12Wyatt, can you guys bring Jonesy to the movies at 7.30?
16:15You got it.
16:16Caitlin, grab mushy movie tickets and I'll grab flowers.
16:18Let's move.
16:23Two for your most romantic movie.
16:25Sorry.
16:25I can't serve you.
16:27You've been blacklisted.
16:28What?
16:29But these tickets aren't even for me.
16:30They're for my friends.
16:32Okay.
16:32But don't bother trying them at the gate.
16:35Trisha's second cousin works there and he's real loyal.
16:38I can't believe this is happening.
16:42Oh, no.
16:46Oh, no.
16:48No.
16:54Not the khaki bar, too.
16:57I tried to warn you.
16:59Trisha can be very influential.
17:01So can I.
17:03She's killing my social life.
17:06Can you have your meltdown outside?
17:08Trisha threatened to boycott the khaki barn if we let you in here.
17:11Oh, fine.
17:12Come on, Nikki.
17:13Shh.
17:14Where are we going?
17:16Oh, what is this?
17:17A setup?
17:17Shush.
17:18We messed up your anniversary and now we're going to fix it.
17:21Whatever.
17:22Oh, fine.
17:27How could you get me gum?
17:29What does that say about our relationship?
17:31Shh.
17:31I am so sick of that word.
17:33And why are you basing everything on some stupid gift?
17:36Shh.
17:36An MP3 mini wouldn't have been stupid.
17:39Well, maybe I wouldn't want you to freak out over being stuck with one girl or anything.
17:43Yeah, yeah, we're going.
17:46That's it.
17:47This anniversary is over.
17:48Fine by me.
17:51She can't do this to me.
17:53I've got to make her change her mind.
17:55Okay.
17:56If you want to get her to stop messing with you, you're going to have to remain calm and nice.
18:00Remember, she's just doing this because her ego's been bruised.
18:05Oh, Trisha.
18:06Can we talk?
18:07Wow.
18:08Good fake smile.
18:10Uh-oh.
18:13You can't have all the boys in the mall.
18:16Oh, yeah?
18:16Just watch me, Lemonhead.
18:18Let go of my hair.
18:21Oh, hey.
18:23What is going on here?
18:25Back off, Zane.
18:26This isn't about you.
18:27Yeah, it's between me and Lemonhead.
18:30Stop calling me that.
18:33You know what?
18:34I think us dating would just get in the way of your fight with Trisha.
18:37I'm out of here.
18:38Are you happy?
18:39You made him break up with me.
18:40Actually, I think you did a pretty good job on your own.
18:44You can let go of my hair now.
18:48Well, so much for calm and nice.
19:02So?
19:03So.
19:05I was thinking, what if we try...
19:07We should break up.
19:08What?
19:08I don't think I'm ready to be in this big relationship.
19:11It's just this anniversary stuff.
19:13But that's just it.
19:14I don't want the Nikki and Jonesy relationship to get between us.
19:18We've been friends since we were four.
19:21Yeah.
19:21And I've had a crush on you since I was 14.
19:24Really?
19:25Yeah.
19:26This is going to sound really lame, but I thought we kind of had something...
19:30I don't know, like, special between us.
19:32There is.
19:33I'm not saying forever.
19:35Just for now.
19:37Okay?
19:40Okay.
19:47We're so hooked up for tonight.
19:49What's in the bag?
19:51Scary horror movies and enough cookie dough to make us throw up.
19:55You're still having sleepovers?
19:57You said your aunt left two days ago.
19:59She what?
20:00Uh-oh.
20:01Was I not supposed to say that?
20:02I haven't slept in four days!
20:04I'm going home for a nap!
20:07Alone!
20:08But dude, I've got cookie dough!
20:12So, what about you and Jonesy?
20:14You're really okay with this whole breakup thing?
20:17Mm-hmm.
20:17Maybe one day when things aren't so complicated.
20:20Where is Jonesy?
20:22Probably getting fired.
20:24There were a lot of complaints from parents about that breast bowl.
20:27There were a lot of complaints from parents about that breast bowl.
20:37You're welcome.
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