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Prank'd
Jonesy keeps pranking Jen, much to her dismay, so Jen tries to get revenge on Jonesy by fighting fire with fire and pranking him badly. Meanwhile, Caitlin also apparently wins a contest from the bank that gives her money to spend. She then spends it on some diamond and earrings that makes Tricia believe that Caitlin working in the lemon is fake, which causes Tricia to stalk Caitlin.
Jonesy keeps pranking Jen, much to her dismay, so Jen tries to get revenge on Jonesy by fighting fire with fire and pranking him badly. Meanwhile, Caitlin also apparently wins a contest from the bank that gives her money to spend. She then spends it on some diamond and earrings that makes Tricia believe that Caitlin working in the lemon is fake, which causes Tricia to stalk Caitlin.
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00:00The time's last!
00:13Ken goes in for the Miller flip.
00:17Yes! First place!
00:20Jen, isn't this the part of your dream where you joke?
00:25Whoa!
00:30Was it something I said?
00:32Get out of my room!
00:34And out of my dreams!
00:42Oh! That was my last clean pear!
00:45No! Not another part attack!
00:53Gross!
01:06Ew! Someone used my toothbrush to scrub the toilet!
01:11I know how much you love having a freshly scrubbed bathroom!
01:15You are the most...
01:22Every day, same breakfast burrito, same dangerous salt addiction.
01:27Not today, Nikki.
01:28Oh, good for you.
01:30With Jonesy's non-stop pranking, I can't even trust an innocent salt shaker anymore.
01:40I am calm. I am zen. I will not sink to Jonesy's juvenile level.
01:48Jen, did you sit in wet paint?
01:52Go ahead. You can scream.
02:04What?
02:07Smile pretty for the camera!
02:13Ugh, Jonesy replaced my spearmint gum with this prank stuff
02:17I can't let my guard down for a nanosecond
02:20Ever since we moved into Jonesy's dad's house, I've been getting pranked non-stop
02:25Uh, what's with the swagger?
02:27Oh, pranking Jen five times a day before breakfast really puts a spring in my step
02:32Don't you have some lame bird-watching job to get to?
02:35Not bird-watching, bald eagle-watching
02:37Eagles? In the mall? No way!
02:42Wait, guess they made a wrong turn migrating or whatever
02:45Thank you, Dr. Suzuki
02:47Mall management's paying me to keep an eye on them just to keep some bird protection group happy
02:51You mean C-R-I-S-P-E-E? Citizens really into supporting protected eagles everywhere?
02:57Crispy? What, as in fried chicken? Nice name for a bird protection agency
03:03Until I win the lottery, the Jonesmeister has to earn his keep
03:06Have fun at work
03:09I better go too, it's almost nine
03:10Uh, Jen, it's ten a.m.?
03:13No, my watch clearly says nine
03:19Jonesy!
03:22Huh, who knew Jonesy was actually good at something?
03:25Besides making out
03:27Uh, too much information?
03:30Little bit
03:35Sorry I'm late, coach. Jonesy keeps playing these pranks on me and I-
03:38There's no excuse for a delay of game penalty!
03:41Excuse me, I'm pretty sure the skis are $200, not $2,000
03:45I'll stay late to make up for it
03:47You'll do more than that, missy
03:48I'm doubling your sales quota
03:50And making you do inventory
03:52At the same time?
03:54Good thinking
03:54Now, get in the game!
03:57Miss?
03:58That'll be $2,000
04:04Hey, how'd Coach Halder take the whole late for work thing?
04:07Besides doubling my sales quota and sticking me with boring inventory?
04:11Terrific! Thanks!
04:13On the bright side, I get more Paolo time
04:16He's dreamy
04:17Jonesy used to prank me all the time, too
04:19Till I finally got him to stop
04:21How'd you do that?
04:22By fighting back!
04:24If you want, I can help you fight back
04:25I've been in the trenches
04:26I know things
04:27This isn't a war
04:28It's just Jonesy being a jerk
04:30I can handle it
04:31You sure?
04:32No
04:32Now, if you'll excuse me
04:34I have an entire store to count
04:42Goodbye, check
04:43Hello, withdrawal
04:48A 50?
04:49But I only took out 20
04:54Holy cashmere!
04:55Oh, but I can't keep it
04:58There must be some mistake
05:00Attention, valued customers
05:02We're giving away our biggest grand prize ever
05:05In our You Save, We Make You Spend contest
05:08And it could be yours
05:10I must have won!
05:13Shopping spree, here I come!
05:20You think I would have spotted those glorified pigeons by now
05:24It's been four hours
05:26You know what they say about animals
05:28If you love something, let it pee
05:31You mean set it free
05:33Even better!
05:35By setting it free, it can pee wherever it wants
05:39On that note, time for a washroom break
05:42Dude, you've been pranked!
05:47Aw, man!
05:48When I'm done, Jen won't know what hit her
05:51You're gonna hit Jen?
05:52No, Jude, I'm gonna make her pay
05:55She owes you money, too?
05:57Never mind
06:04Ah, Jonesy!
06:07You plastic wrap the toilet?
06:09Now you'll never trust bathrooms again
06:13Out of my way
06:21Why do I smell beef?
06:25And why is the water brown?
06:31A beef bouillon cube?
06:34Oh, man!
06:36Now you'll never trust bathrooms again
06:44What's with all the bling?
06:45I won a contest at the bank
06:47The HM gave me all kinds of money
06:49It must be a mistake
06:50What bank is going to give away money?
06:53The bank manager said
06:54We're giving away our biggest grand prize ever
06:57And it could be yours
06:58Now it is mine
07:00Don't ruin this for me, Nikki
07:06We're all out of lemons
07:08There's a whole stack right there
07:11No juice for you
07:12Precision cut, flawless clarity, great color, and whoa
07:16One and a half carats
07:18The four C's don't lie
07:19I knew this whole job thing was a front
07:23You're some kind of heiress, aren't you?
07:25Wanna be BFFs again?
07:27No thanks
07:28Hi, new old BFF
07:30Nikki, help me!
07:32Get her off!
07:33Karma's a beautiful thing
07:35Gotta get this
07:41Mmmmm...
07:41Masterson!
07:42I don't see you counting!
07:44Ahh!
07:46Ow!
07:48Hello?
07:49You sound stressed
07:50Time for a coffee break?
07:51I am stressed
07:52I think I'm sleep eating or something
07:54Sleep eating?
07:55You know, like sleepwalking
07:57Only with more trips to the fridge
07:58My uniform barely fits anymore
08:00Maybe you and Jonesy
08:02Ought to cool it with the pranks
08:03Before this gets out of hand
08:09Oh, you think Paolo saw?
08:13Nah, you're good
08:20Two hours of hiding from Trisha
08:23My foot may never wake up
08:25But at least she's nowhere to be
08:26I've been looking for you everywhere
08:30Where do you think you're going?
08:31Half past two is the best time to catch the sun
08:34Through the skylights for maximum diamond sparkle
08:37Oh, check it out
08:39A&F is giving away free Rancho hoodies
08:41To the first 30 customers
08:43Really?
08:45Whoa, what's the big hurry?
08:47Wyatt, quick, I need a bodyguard
08:49To protect the bling?
08:50Kaelin, you and your diamonds still in there?
08:53To protect me from Trisha
08:54My new swag is like a giant Trisha magnet
08:56She's driving me nuts
08:58You gotta help me
08:59I'm not really the bodyguard type
09:01I can pay
09:03Yeah, how exactly are you affording all this stuff?
09:06Not now, Wyatt
09:07Are you gonna help me or not?
09:09Fine
09:11Hey, Trisha
09:12Wanna hear the new song I wrote about, um, Father's Day?
09:16What to get your daddy so he doesn't gripe
09:19A mustache trimmer or a tie with stripe?
09:23Ugh, there's only one thing grosser than socks with sandals
09:26And that is talk singing
09:27I am outie
09:29Wow, you have a real talent for turning girls off
09:33Gee, thanks
09:38Okay, who smells like soup?
09:43That would be me
09:44And why do I smell like soup, you ask?
09:47Because Jen stuck a bouillon cube in the shower head
09:52Not to mention pranking you with the old red sock in the laundry trick
10:00Bald eagle spotter, if that's even your real name
10:04Too late, Sith Lord
10:05Evading the Rebel Alliance won't help you now
10:08I wasn't evading, I was hiding
10:10Your continuing deceit about the eagle's whereabouts is causing unwanted ripples in the force
10:16Okay, so I sent in some false location reports
10:20I had to
10:21I haven't even seen the eagles yet
10:23Come on, my beautiful Padme
10:26We will find the eagles ourselves
10:31I've seen them, you know
10:32You've seen the eagles?
10:34Why didn't you tell me?
10:35We've been together all day
10:36It's like the weird dude said
10:38You gotta be one with the force
10:41Forget the stupid force
10:43You gonna help me out or not?
10:48The two left shoes prank
10:50Classic
10:51Let me guess
10:53Jen stole all your right shoes?
10:55It's a new fashion trend
10:57Right is out, left is in
10:59You used to play the same trick on me until I got wise to your pranks
11:06Fart keychains
11:07The cutting edge of humiliation technology
11:11Wasn't me
11:12If Jen thinks she can top me
11:15She has no idea who she's dealing with
11:17Someone should get him good
11:20Hey, Jen
11:21I've been thinking it over, Wyatt
11:23And I've decided to take you up on your offer
11:25To help me prank Jonesy
11:26I thought Jen was gonna cool it with the pranks
11:29Tell Nikki that was before Jonesy switched my hand cream with super glue
11:33Ow!
11:36Now, it's war
11:42What?
11:45Masterson!
11:47Working out while doing inventory?
11:49If you're fishing for a race, Masterson, I'll...
11:52Just trying to keep my figure in check, coach
11:53I know how you feel
11:55When I played pro football
11:57I remember having to work off the beer gut I developed after we lost every championship
12:01It was always play, lose, gut
12:04Play, lose, gut
12:07Gut, gut, gut
12:09Good times
12:11Good times, Masterson
12:19Stupid cheap uniforms
12:21Masterson!
12:23That's a five-minute major for sassing the uniform
12:33Hello?
12:34Tell me Operation Prank Jonesy is on track
12:37Don't worry
12:38Jonesy won't know what hit him
12:57Hey Trisha, I wrote another song
13:00Mother's Day is for your mama
13:02So help me, talk singer
13:03If you sing another tucky singy talk song
13:06I am gonna suit your vocal cords off
13:08You're good
13:10Thanks
13:10Why is your head tilted like that?
13:12I never thought I'd say this, but diamonds are more trouble than they're worth
13:19Now, about that payment we discussed
13:23Caitlin, I can't wear these
13:25Don't worry, your neck muscles will adjust
13:32Tell Suprise
13:34Another wrong text message about the eagles of Chisha
13:37I'm so serious with Jonesy, I can feel the dark side of the forest raging to escape me
13:43Or maybe I'm just thirsty
13:45Two smoothies, please
13:48The more we simulate the forest, the more the eagles will dig it
13:53How do you know all this?
13:54I have no idea
13:57Just follow my lead
14:07Oh gross
14:09I mean, alright, we found the eagles
14:13It feels good to text the truth for a change
14:18Dude, I think I found the eagles' nest
14:24Oh, someone's gross gitch
14:27You mean my gross gitch
14:30Jen's been leaving them all over the mall and telling everyone they're mine
14:35That must be Nikki
14:36I left her a message to meet me for lunch
14:38Hey, babe
14:39Ready for some taco stand lip-locking action?
14:43Uh, Miss Dunwoody?
14:45What do you mean you can't wait?
14:48For our what?
14:50No, no
14:51Don't meet me in half
14:51Hello?
14:54Who's Miss Dunwoody?
14:55My mom's best friend
14:56Apparently we have a date
14:58Aw, man
14:59Jen must have rearranged all the numbers in my cell phone
15:03Sweet
15:04I mean, harsh
15:06Fear not, Jude
15:07The big prank I've been setting up for days is about to pay off
15:11Jen will finally be forced to admit defeat
15:18Still trying to get back in shape?
15:20I've got to burn fat and build muscle
15:22You might want to cover those muscles
15:28I'm almost naked and he still doesn't notice me?
15:31Well, maybe she's his cousin
15:34Ooh, no, no, scratch that
15:36Masterson!
15:37Their replacement uniforms have arrived
15:38I'm all giddy
15:41And not a moment too soon
15:45Uh, Jen, isn't that a little big on you?
15:48I ordered a larger size because I thought I gained weight
15:53Ugh, Jonesy!
15:55He must have taken in my old uniform to make me think I've gained weight
15:58Okay, remember when I warned you guys the pranks would get out of control?
16:02Well, it just happened
16:03I haven't even begun to fight
16:07How'd the breakup with Miss Dunwoody go?
16:10There were tears
16:11Bummer, what'd you say?
16:14I told her we're at different stages in our life
16:16I'm young and, well, she's not
16:19Why, Jonesy?
16:21I never thought I'd run into you here
16:23Aren't you supposed to be on Eagle Watch?
16:25Dude, you know I come here every week to watch the lottery draw on TV
16:29Hmm, TV's on the fritz
16:31Luckily, there's this handy-dandy radio
16:37Time to check those lottery tickets
16:40You could be this week's big winner
16:42This is my week
16:43I can feel it
16:46This week's numbers are
16:474, 12, 15, 22, 39, and 41
16:54I won
16:56I won
16:57No way, dude
16:59That's awesome
17:00I know I said I'd win
17:02But I say that every week
17:03I can't believe I actually won this time
17:05What about the Eagles?
17:07Let them crap on someone else
17:08I quit
17:09I'm a millionaire
17:10Woo-hoo-hoo
17:13Best performance of my career
17:15What do you mean?
17:16I just made it up to Frank Jonesy
17:18The lottery let you pick the numbers?
17:20Jude, I don't work for the lottery
17:23Your secret's safe with me
17:29Okay, Caitlin, this is getting out of hand
17:31I know
17:32I can't shake Trisha no matter how hard I try
17:35That money doesn't belong to you
17:37You have to give it back
17:38I learned a really important lesson today
17:40At first the money seemed great
17:42But it came with all kinds of problems
17:45Overwhelming guilt
17:46I knew old BFF
17:49Overwhelming Trisha
17:50Girls, guess what?
17:52I won the lottery
17:53I'm a millionaire
17:54Careful, Jonesy
17:55Money isn't all it's cracked up to be
17:57Yeah, it is
17:59Hey there, handsome
18:00See?
18:02Told ya
18:02What are you gonna do with all your cash, Jonesy?
18:05Buy more ways to prank me?
18:06Yeah, about that
18:08I'm sorry I got so carried away
18:10You are?
18:11Well, me and my brothers prank each other all the time
18:13But we love it
18:14I guess winning the lottery has made me see that it's way more fun to make others happy
18:20So I decided to give half my winnings to Charity
18:24Really? Which one?
18:26Crispy!
18:27They're gonna restore the bald eagle's natural habitat
18:29So they don't have to crap on me in the mall anymore
18:32Charity?
18:33Ew, I'm outie
18:35I wish I had thought of that
18:37I'm glad you're sorry about the pranks
18:39But there's something you should know
18:41Hold that thought
18:43You haven't seen the best part yet
18:46Ta-da!
18:47I bought us all gifts!
18:49Why?
18:49Because I can afford it?
18:51Oh no you can't
18:52Your lottery win was another prank
18:54The biggest one yet
18:57Yeah, right
18:58Nice try
18:59Even you couldn't pull that off
19:01But I could
19:01The numbers on the radio?
19:03That was me
19:04So the TV wasn't broken?
19:07And I'm not a millionaire?
19:09Guess I have to make some returns
19:13Hold it right there, maggot
19:15You still owe me 50 for the dolly
19:17Settle for a fiver?
19:19Sold
19:20I got you good
19:21So how come I don't feel better?
19:25Oh man, not again
19:28Feel better now?
19:30Much!
19:41I take it you gave the money back?
19:43Yeah
19:44And the bank manager was so grateful
19:46She gave me the grand prize
19:49Was it money?
19:52Oh man, a toaster oven
19:54Who would want such a crappy grand prize?
20:00Hot, hot, hot
20:01Glad someone can find use for that thing
20:03If I'd known I couldn't return open food gifts, Jude
20:06I would have bought you socks
20:08On the bright side
20:09At least you won't have to watch Eagles anymore
20:11Yeah, Crispy wasn't too thrilled about my bogus donation
20:15Guess neither of us has much to smile about today
20:17Unless you count seeing Jude eat a strudel
20:20That I accidentally on purpose dropped on the disgusting mall floor
20:24Ew, Jonesy!
20:32Still good
20:33No problem
20:34Mmm
20:34Mmm
20:35Mmm
20:35Mmm
20:35Mmm
20:35Mmm
20:36Mmm
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