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Fish and Make Up
Jude finds himself a new goldfish friend named "Fish." Meanwhile, Nikki snaps at Caitlin, after Caitlin keeps telling stories to her friends about her new crush, Wade, which leads to Caitlin and Nikki being no longer friends. After the gang is forced to take sides, they try to get Nikki and Caitlin back together but fail until Fish's funeral brings them together.
Jude finds himself a new goldfish friend named "Fish." Meanwhile, Nikki snaps at Caitlin, after Caitlin keeps telling stories to her friends about her new crush, Wade, which leads to Caitlin and Nikki being no longer friends. After the gang is forced to take sides, they try to get Nikki and Caitlin back together but fail until Fish's funeral brings them together.
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00:00Time's less!
00:13Oh, that spider looks so adorable on you!
00:16But you haven't even seen it on me yet, babe.
00:19True, but I know it'll look cute.
00:21I mean, how could it not?
00:24Yep, so cute.
00:27How about we find you something?
00:29Really?
00:30Okay, you're the best.
00:31No, you're the best.
00:35Sorry I'm taking so long.
00:37I bet you don't think I'm the best anymore.
00:40No, I think you're better than the best.
00:45Aw, they are just so sweet.
00:49Ugh, sweet like vomit.
00:51I don't know what's worse, the lovey-dovey baby talk or shopping at the tacky barn.
00:55Ugh.
00:56Hello.
00:57What, you didn't get me one?
00:59No, was I supposed to?
01:00Uh, yes.
01:02Hey, get your own!
01:04That's so not sweet.
01:05So how about a movie tonight, Kate?
01:07You read my mind!
01:09Aw!
01:13So how about this one?
01:14I chose last time, so whatever you want.
01:17No, not whatever you want.
01:19Hand it over.
01:20Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:23Yeah.
01:24How long have you two been going out?
01:25Nine days.
01:26Are you kidding me?
01:27This is a chick flick.
01:29Come on, give the guy some respect here.
01:32Here, take this.
01:34Thank me later.
01:35Why do you come here?
01:37Because of Jude and Wyatt.
01:40Who's your new friend, Jude?
01:42Don't know.
01:43Someone left him here.
01:44I think I'm gonna name him...
01:46Fish.
01:48How long have you been waiting for Zoner to come back?
01:52Six hours.
01:53But it's cool.
01:54He likes Kill Phil.
02:05It's like Wade knows exactly what I'm thinking.
02:08You know when someone knows what you're gonna say before you say it?
02:11Yep.
02:11Like the other day, Wade and I were in the food court and...
02:13Wade wiped your chair off for you.
02:15Oh, I guess I told you that story already.
02:18Ten times.
02:18But it's okay.
02:19Go ahead.
02:20Okay.
02:21So, we're in the food court and Wade said that's where they get casual.
02:25From goats.
02:28Which is where Wade eventually wants to take me.
02:31At least, that's what Tyson, Wade's best friend in the whole world, said.
02:36That I'm going to Wade's house for dinner to meet his family.
02:39Yee!
02:41Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade.
02:55Oh, shit.
03:00Hey, did I tell you guys about the time that Wade...
03:02Yes.
03:02And the time that Wade...
03:04And that other time, Wade...
03:06Yes!
03:06You don't even know what I'm going to say.
03:08Yes, we do.
03:10If it happened, we've heard it.
03:11Hey, what's up?
03:13Jude.
03:13Run away, man.
03:14You're just in time for my new story about Wade.
03:17Wade took me out on the most amazing date for our eight-day anniversary.
03:21first would you just oh come on everyone's thinking it it's always Wade
03:33Wade Wade can't you talk about something else for once hmm come on guys let's just
03:40forget because Wade isn't important to you doesn't mean you can't listen that's
03:44what friends do right well a real friend wouldn't bore everyone 24 7 with boyfriend
03:53trivia especially when one of us was recently dumped right Wyatt thanks for
03:57bringing that one up Wade is not trivial Nikki you're just saying that because
04:01you you're you're jealous look this isn't jealous why because I don't have a
04:06boyfriend who helps me pick out pink sweaters did you just call me your
04:10boyfriend no I said cuz I could have sworn I heard the word boyfriend Jonesy
04:15you're not my boyfriend we're just we're just see you can't even commit to
04:20Jonesy who's obviously totally into you you don't deserve to have a
04:25relationship oh huh is that what you call your non-stop shopping spree with Wade do
04:30you have any idea how shallow you are well at least I'm not a total cow
04:36ah so did I tell you guys I got a sweet new job in the woman's fragrance
04:41department shut up Jonesy you're right Caitlin I don't want to listen to your
04:45stupid stories because I'm not your real friend in fact we're not friends at all
05:05do you think I'm shallow
05:12hey hey Caitlin you okay me oh sir I'm fine
05:19she's okay I mean why wouldn't I be Nikki's the mean one and she's gonna be
05:23stuck with her mean mean self for the rest of her life right scratch that she's
05:27not okay I'm so never talking to her ever again anyway we don't need her right um
05:34we yeah someone that mean doesn't deserve such amazing friends so do you guys want to
05:40grab a bite later I was supposed to see a movie with Wade but I really need you guys
05:45right now sure tonight oh I've got another call talk later definitely can't
05:51wait bye hey hey Nikki how you doing me I'm fine Nikki's okay I'm so over Caitlin we
06:02are way better off without her we scratch that Nikki's not okay yeah it'll be like
06:07it was before hey you guys up for a movie tonight I really need to hang tonight you're
06:12not doing anything are you um yeah oh what I mean no uh sure a movie cool later so what's
06:22up for
06:22tonight we're grabbing a bite with Caitlin and going to a movie with Nikki uh how does that work
06:28I have no idea okay so I ask hot women I mean uh all women if they'd like to try
06:38our new fragrance
06:39got it hello madam can I interest you in a dab of roar our new women's fragrance
06:59piece of cake
07:08I never thought I'd say this but you and that fish really seem to be getting along we've got a
07:13lot
07:13of common interests we both like water and bubbles and plastic bags
07:25dude what do you think you're doing sushi could you be any more insensitive uh sorry not to me man
07:51I guess I'll never get to shop there ever again good thing I bought that tank top this morning
07:57I just lost a friend and here I am talking about tank tops oh maybe Nikki's right maybe I am
08:05shallow
08:06oh the new espadrilles are in ah maybe Caitlin's right maybe I am a cow I know I can be
08:13a little
08:14mean sometimes but hey at least I'm honest right um we think you should stop talking to us
08:22I liked it way better when she ignored us
08:27why aren't we at the lemon again uh if Nikki saw us with Caitlin she'd never forgive us
08:33I don't know dudes I feel weird sneaking around
08:37it's just until we can figure out how to get them back together
08:40hey Wyatt watch this I'm gonna snag you a new hottie
08:45what the oh no he's talking to Serena
08:55Jonesy that was my old hottie remember oh right sorry dude I think I'm just gonna hang
09:03with star and fish tonight good call
09:09hubba hubba hello sorry Wyatt this one's for me
09:14hey what about Nikki well seeing as I'm not her boyfriend
09:17I'd say that makes me a free agent how do I look
09:20ah
09:26smooth
09:35perfume smells so good who knew it could taste so bad so we've got the plan straight right we're
09:41meeting Nikki at 7 30 right but that's in half an hour here comes Caitlin hey guys hey Kate so
09:49we
09:49are you ready to order Cajun burger pizza jumbo suicide nachos hmm let's see
09:56ding ding ding ding I think I'll have the chicken club your favorite
10:09almost done there Jonesy
10:14um you guys kind of seem like you're in a rush we're going to a movie oh who is um
10:20Jonesy and Wyatt it's a boys night you guys better run the movie starts at 7 30 remember
10:26hey can we get those to go are you in a rush too Jen I thought maybe we could I
10:32promised my
10:32parents I'd be home too oops look at the time gotta run see you tomorrow Kate gotta bounce later
10:43oh no Jonesy's doggy bag
11:05hmm hi
11:08what happened to 7 30 the movie started five minutes ago sorry we got held up at
11:13Jonesy Wyatt you forgot your
11:14hey what is she doing here
11:19uh oh oh so what you went out and forgot to invite me that's just great you guys are going
11:25to a movie
11:25with Nikki you lied we're sorry but you guys didn't give us a choice oh we'll give you a choice
11:31all right
11:31you get to choose right now it's either me or her yeah her or me
11:45I can't believe how awful last night went oh I know what's with you Jonesy Nikki won't even speak to
11:52me
11:52and I got transferred to the men's fragrance department now I gotta spray guys dude guys
11:59that's rough when can we go back to the lemon forget the lemon this is Nikki and Caitlin that
12:09we're talking about we can't choose between them why can't we all just be friends again it's
12:14complicated you mean chicks are complicated no we're not yes you are that's why I like fish you're not
12:21complicated are you fish dude you brought the fish back to the mall sure what else would I have
12:27done with them um put them in a fishbowl you're not supposed to carry it around with you the
12:32bag's just for getting the fish home but how would fish see the world cooped up in my room
13:04actually fish isn't looking so hot
13:07hmm he's probably hungry I promised I'd take him to nice Cinnabons for breakfast yeah right so
13:14what's the plan for getting Nikki and Caitlin back together if we can get them in the same place
13:18for two seconds maybe they'll talk where are you going to get me and fish some brekkie fine
13:25we'll come up with a plan
13:33so what's the plan for getting Nikki and Caitlin back together nothing then I guess it's time for plan B
13:40but we don't have a plan a yet exactly that's why it's time for plan B what's plan B fish
13:48and I have
13:49been talking and we think we figured something out
13:53so
14:04so
14:10Oh, my God.
14:41Ow! Ouch! Ow! Ow! Sorry. Ouch! I know this must hurt. Ow! Would you guys mind easing up on the
14:53thorns? This obviously isn't working. Obviously. Let's keep this simple. I get the east side of them all, you get
15:00the west. Stay off my side. Fine! Fine! Fine!
15:07I can't believe I took 80 thorns in the butt for nothing. So much for plan B. Uh-oh. What?
15:17Fish doesn't look so good. Fish is fine. He's just chillin'. Chillin'?
15:25Or maybe he's having a nap. Fish? Fish? Wake up, fish!
15:32I don't think Fish is asleep, Jude.
15:35Then why won't he wake up?
15:39I'm sorry, man. Fish is dead? No! Fish!
15:53I can't believe I sprayed dudes with cologne for a living.
16:04I feel your pain, man. That stuff tastes like crap.
16:07Ahem.
16:09No accounting for taste. Heh. Heh. Heh.
16:14Right. I'll go pack up my locker.
16:19So, you've got your choice of titanium.
16:24Um, can you excuse me?
16:27Uh-huh. Jude? Are you okay?
16:31Fish was such an awesome little dude. I feel like I should do something for him.
16:37Don't worry. I'll take care of it.
16:41Hello?
16:42Hey, bad news. Fish is dead.
16:46Oh, no!
16:47Yup. And Jude's pretty broken up about it. I'm planning a funeral.
16:51Oh, poor Jude.
16:53Wait. This isn't a ploy to get Nikki and me talking again, is it?
16:57Trust me, no. But I hope Nikki shows up. Jude needs all his friends right now.
17:02Right. Where?
17:04Lowe's some washrooms. Four o'clock.
17:06Ugh! Don't mention the washrooms!
17:08They're on Nikki's side of the mall and I've been holding it in all day!
17:11No way. Not if Caitlyn's gonna be there.
17:14Besides, the washrooms are on my side of the mall, not hers.
17:17Well, you're gonna have to let her go to the bathroom at some point, Nikki.
17:20This is important. We're doing it for Jude.
17:22Fine.
17:27Whew. Hello?
17:29In here.
17:33Where's Caitlyn?
17:35Be there in a sec.
17:37Ooh.
17:37Hmm.
17:39Ah.
17:41Ah.
17:43Ah.
17:46Hmm.
17:46Hmm.
17:48Hmm.
17:48Hmm.
17:49Ahem.
17:50Ahem.
17:50Hmm.
17:52Hmm.
17:58Sorry. Kind of an emergency.
18:00Ahem.
18:02We are gathered here today to honor the short life of Fish.
18:09Fish was an awesome friend and an all-around cool little dude.
18:14Fish was great to go boarding with, even though he didn't really like to board.
18:19But he went with me anyway, cause that's what friends do.
18:24Fish was the strong silent type.
18:27Hmm.
18:28He didn't have a lot to say, but he was there to listen.
18:31Even though we only knew each other for a day, I'll remember Fish forever.
18:40I'm sorry, Nikki, I've been a bad friend.
18:42Me too.
18:43Sorry.
18:44Look, do we have to do that thing?
18:47You know, where we make up?
18:49Oh, yes!
18:50I'll start.
18:51I'm so sorry I called you a cow.
18:54I totally didn't mean it.
18:56You might come across as mean sometimes, but you're honest, which is amazing.
19:01Sigh.
19:02Sorry I said you were shallow.
19:05Sure, you talk about boys and clothes a lot, but you also care about your friends.
19:10We're lucky to have you.
19:12I'm lucky to have you.
19:14Friends?
19:14Friends?
19:17Oh, Jude, sorry.
19:19It's Fish's funeral.
19:21No worries.
19:22That was awesome.
19:24Even though Fish is dead.
19:26Whenever you're ready, dude.
19:28Ashes to ashes and, um, Fish to toilet.
19:38Fish would have dug that.
19:40Definitely.
19:49No more hanging at the fountain.
19:51Fish liked it there.
19:54Nikki and I have something for you, Jude.
19:55We didn't really get to know Fish that well, and I hope it's not too soon.
20:01Hmm.
20:04Cool.
20:05It's a pet rock.
20:07It's, um, guaranteed not to die.
20:10Thanks, dudette.
20:12Rock's rock.
20:13Well, come on, Rock.
20:16You'll ride up front with me.
20:19Later.
20:20This is a Dollar Tree.
20:21A aunty.
20:28A cap aquítes a pinch.
20:30Bye!
20:30Now take a walk.
20:30Have a Gabrielle.
20:30You all can see you!
20:34There we go!
20:36Bye!
20:37Here!
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