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The Girls in The Band
DawgToy, a boy band, comes to the mall, so Caitlin and Jen try to get close to their idols, but Nikki accidentally wins the competition for a role in DawgToy's video, which makes Jen jealous. Meanwhile, the boys enjoy some needed "guy time," and they bet that Wyatt can't loosen up because he can't fart on command. In addition, Jonesy dresses up as Pokey the Panda after the previous employee is hospitalized (because of Caitlin accidentally knocking into him), but Jonesy, Jude, and Wyatt misuse the mascot costume by doing immoral stunts while wearing the costume (such as kissing a girl and skateboarding down the escalator).
DawgToy, a boy band, comes to the mall, so Caitlin and Jen try to get close to their idols, but Nikki accidentally wins the competition for a role in DawgToy's video, which makes Jen jealous. Meanwhile, the boys enjoy some needed "guy time," and they bet that Wyatt can't loosen up because he can't fart on command. In addition, Jonesy dresses up as Pokey the Panda after the previous employee is hospitalized (because of Caitlin accidentally knocking into him), but Jonesy, Jude, and Wyatt misuse the mascot costume by doing immoral stunts while wearing the costume (such as kissing a girl and skateboarding down the escalator).
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00:00Time's Less!
00:30If I had a dime for every dollar you owed me, I'd have, like, well, I'd need a calculator, but
00:36you'd owe me a lot, man.
00:37Count me in for some of that action, too, bro.
00:40I get first dibs.
00:41Why?
00:42Um, ladies first.
00:44Oh, right.
00:45I'm watching you dance. It's my only chance.
00:50For it takes your lips, my hand on your hips.
00:56Till the day you say yes.
00:59To me, you will always be my fantasy.
01:08Oh, ho, ho, those lyrics.
01:11I know. Sounds like a stalker wrote it.
01:13Promise me you'll disinfect that before you give it back?
01:16What?
01:16How can you listen to that?
01:18Dog Toy is the boss, Wyatt.
01:21And you have to admit, they're, like, the hottest guys on the planet.
01:26Uh, no, we don't.
01:27Okay, kids, watch this.
01:44You took out Poki the panda.
01:50Sorry!
02:05Keep moving, people. That's it. Nothing to see here. Thank you.
02:09Oh, I feel terrible! What did Poki ever do to deserve this?
02:13He'll be okay, Caitlyn.
02:14I'm just glad I won't have to see his ugly mug around the mall for a while.
02:18Don't say that!
02:19I'm with you, bro. That bear kind of freaks me out.
02:23What are you talking about?
02:24Well, how do you know who's really beneath that fluffy, cute-looking costume?
02:29It could be a mass murderer, or like my dad, spying on me.
02:33Or maybe even one of our friends in deep cover.
02:37One, two, three, four, five, six.
02:42It's not one of us.
02:44Wait a minute. Caitlyn, you're a genius!
02:46Thanks!
02:48What did I do?
02:49You just created a job for Jonesy.
02:52Guys, I'd like you to meet the Galleria Mall's newest, Poki the Panda!
02:56Yay!
02:57Yeah!
02:58Right on, Jonesy!
02:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
03:01I may be desperate, but I do have some pride.
03:04Then you can kiss your hockey chip goodbye, because your account at Wyatt Savings and Loans is now closed.
03:10Oh, man!
03:20I found you a size six.
03:21I can't believe you actually like the clothes here.
03:24A good shopper can find something to buy in any store.
03:27Ugh, this dress is so boring, I'm falling asleep just looking at it.
03:32Hand it over!
03:33At least let me tear you a new hem.
03:37Gee, Nikki, zero sales today and counting.
03:40What's your secret?
03:41Beat it, or I'll announce that you get your lip wax at Frizzy Lizzy's.
03:49Hello?
03:50Hi.
03:51Hey, what's up?
03:52You are not going to believe this.
03:54Guess who's coming to our mall?
03:56Dog toys?
03:58Here?
03:59Eeeeee!
03:59They're doing a CD release party and taping a live video.
04:03Here!
04:04No!
04:05This weekend?
04:06Oh!
04:08Thanks!
04:09Don't tell me.
04:10Dog toys coming?
04:11How did you know?
04:13I am so sad.
04:14Oh, there.
04:14Later!
04:15They're casting one lucky girl to dance on stage at the group!
04:19Sorry, am I supposed to get all, like, dizzy over four no-talent adolescent one-hit wonders?
04:24Yes!
04:25New plan.
04:26We need dog toy audition gear.
04:28You have to audition too!
04:31Not in this last time.
04:32Ow!
04:36Did you get it?
04:37You mean this?
04:42They are so cute.
04:44It's sickening.
04:44Oh, I know!
04:46Help me put it up.
04:47If anyone asks, I don't know you two.
04:50Hey, furry butt.
04:52What's shaking?
04:54Pokey, can I have a piggyback ride?
04:57Now, what did Pokey just say?
04:59Coffee breaks her Pokey's alone time.
05:03Ten points, kiddo.
05:05Yeah, you've got little panda groupies and everything.
05:11Scram!
05:16Yeah, he's a real natural.
05:19Ouch!
05:20This blows.
05:21I look like a dork.
05:23Actually, I think it's an improvement.
05:25Hey, can you see out of that thing?
05:27Barely.
05:27This is the worst job I've ever had.
05:29And this costume smells worse than a locker room.
05:33Woo!
05:34Oh, you're right.
05:35You reek.
05:36Come on.
05:37This can't be worse than when you were a mountain maid at Later Hoes and Larry's.
05:40Way worse, man.
05:43Oh, holy underpants!
05:44What are these?
05:45The official dog toy Jason boycott brief.
05:48Yuck.
05:49Do you have just the Jason ones or the whole day of the week set?
05:52The whole week.
05:53I hate you!
05:54I only have John.
05:55Okay, you guys have gotta chill on the dog toy thing.
05:58Yeah!
05:59They stink!
06:00Ironic, coming from you.
06:01You guys are just jealous of Jason's awesome abs.
06:04Yeah, and John's gorgeous arms.
06:06Drumming is just as good as weight lifting for your biceps.
06:09You ready for the audition?
06:10Oh, I am so ready.
06:12Check out these killer dance moves.
06:17Is anyone gonna tell her she can't dance?
06:20Just keep her away from me.
06:22I don't wanna be the next panda on a stretcher.
06:27So, what do you think?
06:29There are no words to describe how bad that was.
06:33Oh.
06:33Don't worry, Kate.
06:34With a little more practice, you'll be great.
06:36You have a great chance too, Jen.
06:38I hope so.
06:40I've had a mad crush on Jason since ninth grade.
06:42I might get to meet him in person.
06:44Ahhhh!
06:46Omaha!
06:48Hey!
06:49You should audition with us, Nikki.
06:51You've got a great look.
06:52Uh, I'd rather watch Pokey here hit rock bottom.
06:55Ah.
06:56A woman with taste.
06:57Yeah, I was beginning to think every chick on the planet was into dog toy.
07:02Yeah, well, uh, heh.
07:03I guess, uh, good taste comes naturally to me.
07:08Hey, what is this?
07:09You're coming with us anyway.
07:12We need the moral support.
07:13You coming, guys?
07:14I'd rather...
07:15Not a chance.
07:16...and horse's butt.
07:17This is so unfair.
07:18Why do I have to go?
07:20You guys owe me one.
07:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
07:25Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
07:37Woohoo! Go Jen!
07:38She was amazing!
07:40Yay!
07:41Ow!
07:42I still hurt from my audition.
07:44Was I really that bad?
07:46Don't worry.
07:47I'm sure no one even saw you fall.
07:48Oh, man.
07:49That must have hurt.
07:50I've never seen anyone fall off the stage head first.
07:53Woohoo!
07:55Look!
07:55They just eliminated everybody but Jen!
07:57Ah!
07:58Ah!
07:59Ah!
08:00Achoo!
08:01My nose ring!
08:03Ouch!
08:06Excuse me.
08:07Excuse me.
08:08There it is.
08:11Now that's the look we're looking for.
08:14Excuse me?
08:15You're excused.
08:16She could never handle the dance steps.
08:19Oh, really?
08:20Maybe I will give it a try.
08:22All right.
08:23Let's see what you got.
08:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
08:33oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:33She's really good.
08:37Ladies and gentlemen, our new dog toy video game!
08:43Ah!
08:45That traitor!
08:54Ah
08:55Man those dog toy dudes are weak. Yeah, I'm all boy banded out
09:00It's nice to be just kicking it chick-free letting it all hang out. I'm so glad to hear you
09:07say that bro. Oh
09:11Yeah, I've been holding that one in all morning
09:15Oh gross, a dude nice one
09:24At least we don't have to worry about a third fart from Wyatt. What's that supposed to mean man?
09:30You're but so uptight you won't even use the food court washroom. I don't think we'll be hearing from it
09:36today
09:36No worries allow me
09:42Hey, no proxy farting allowed every man
09:46For himself
09:51Oh
09:51Oh, that's bad. I'm out of here
09:54You know what your problem is bro, what's that you don't know how to loosen up even when it's just
09:59us guys that is not true
10:01Mm-hmm is so pardon my French, but you're tighter than the lid on a pickle jar. Oh, yeah, well
10:12That was pathetic loosen up man a dude with no rear firepower is like a car with no horsepower
10:20It's a darn shame. All right, you want loosening up. I'll show you loosening up
10:28Come on
10:30The stance you're about to see are performed by professionals for your safety and the protection of those around you
10:37Pokey insists that you do not attempt any of what you're about to see
10:48I always wanted to do that excellent
10:52Heck yeah, say my name panda
10:59And that's why she wouldn't kiss me I
11:02Really dig this dude bonding thing. It's good to have buds. You can say anything to
11:08Oh, Nikki just got chosen to be in the dog toy video awesome. It's not awesome. No, that sucks
11:16Why isn't it awesome again?
11:18Nikki doesn't even like dog toy and she knows that they're like the most important band in my entire existence
11:24But didn't you drag her there against her will that's not the point the point is she should have stayed
11:30off the stage
11:31They were about to pick me whoa chill Jen
11:35Nikki's been your bra for like ten years
11:38Exactly friends don't do that kind of thing to each other. It's like a rule Jonesy. You'd never do that
11:44to Jude. Would you?
11:46Yeah, now you've got nothing to say really helpful later
11:51whoa
11:53Okay, do that conversation make any sense to you?
11:56Are you kidding most of the time chicks don't make any sense dude?
12:00How did you get out of your costume like that my furry friend and I have come to an understanding
12:06Pokey sits at the food court with the juniors while I spend quality time at the arcade. This gig is
12:11sweeter than I thought
12:14So I've been bonding with an empty costume all afternoon
12:20All that stuff I told you about my date
12:24That's between you and me dude got it
12:27cool
12:30How could Nikki do this to me? It's just so insensitive besides everyone knows she's just going to embarrass herself
12:37up there
12:40Hey Wyatt care to pull that knife out well you aren't even a dog toy fan you hate boy bands
12:47This is my one and only chance to meet Jason. Hello. I didn't try to get chosen
12:52You were the one who dragged me to that stupid audition remember Wyatt. Don't you think Nikki's being a bad
12:57friend?
12:57Oh, no, leave me out of this. I can't believe you two would fight over dog toy. They suck. Hey
13:04Don't listen to him John. He's just jealous
13:07So got anything else you want to say behind my back because I could turn around for you
13:11Nope, I'll say it to your face best friends should help each other hook up with their crushes not steal
13:16them
13:17Oh, what is that like a rule or something? Yeah, it is
13:21You know, I was gonna give you my spot in the video, but now I'd rather see how badly I'll
13:26embarrass myself up there
13:27Fine, fine
13:30So explain this rule thing to me
13:33It's like if you scoped a perfect one shoulder top and put it on layaway and then your best friend
13:39ran back to the store and scooped it
13:42Nikki scooped a scope. Oh, I had no idea. It was this serious
13:50Shouldn't you be out hugging kids or something? I'm covering for Jude. He's conquering Mount Escalator today
13:56Pokey makes great skate padding, huh?
14:01Whoa
14:03What the
14:05Prepare for panda domination
14:13Go Jude. Nice. You're the man
14:23Sweet ride
14:32Come on me dudes let's bounce
14:36Dispatch. We have a 519 in progress in the main fountain area. We are in pursuit
14:41Your furry butt is mine, Pokey
14:52Nice moves. She's even better than me
14:56Yeah, the guy should be here any minute
14:58Cool, whatever. Oh, she doesn't even care that she's about to meet Jason
15:03Bit nervous, huh?
15:05Nah, I better get to work though. Oh
15:08That does it. I'm going to talk to her
15:18Nice groove Jonesy rocking the panda beats chips
15:22Sure
15:24Ah, you know you were right. This is sweet. Just us guys doing our guy thing. No chicks. No boy
15:30bands. No drama
15:31Hmm
15:32And quiet Wyatt speaks
15:345-0
15:365-0
15:36What are you talking about?
15:38Ren a cop's on the panda's tail and he's heading this way
15:41He wasn't too crazy about Pokey's Ollie off the escalator
15:45Pokey, I know you're in there. Oh crap
15:48All right panda. Where are you? I've got your corner time for a fake medical emergency
15:53Huh?
15:55Huh?
15:57Whoa, dude
15:58Dude, take it easy, man
16:02Dude, take it easy, man
16:02Don't worry, bro. Just stay calm
16:06And...
16:10Son, that's disgusting
16:12Somebody go for a medic
16:14I'll go
16:15You, stay where you are
16:16I'm not through with you yet
16:21Sweet! That was totally convincing, man
16:23Dude, I said a fake medical emergency
16:25Oh, sorry
16:33You better head, Jonesy. Why don't I be back any second to save my life?
16:37Right. Later
16:55Oh, I don't suppose you feel like working today, do you, Nicky?
16:59Drop dead
17:01Did you see where Nicky went?
17:04Excuse me, do you see Nicky sitter written somewhere?
17:07No
17:08Ooh, but that'd be so cute
17:10Hey
17:11Why was it so important to you to be in a dog toy video all of a sudden?
17:16She's in a video?
17:17Nicky got cast instead of Jen and scooped Jen's big chance to meet her crush, Jason
17:22She scooped her scope
17:23I'm out of here. I'm gonna be late
17:29Huh?
17:31Leave it, I'll get that
17:32The best of dog toy?
17:34Woof, baby, woof, an autobiography?
17:40You're a closet dog toy fan
17:43No, she's like a dog toy groupie
17:46Stop! It's, it's too humiliating
17:49Admit it, you love dog toy
17:51Okay, okay, I, I, I love them, I do
17:56So that's why you didn't want to give up being in the video
17:59Well, why didn't you just tell us?
18:01Could you keep it down?
18:03It's bad enough that hairy lip over their nose
18:06I was too embarrassed, okay?
18:09I, I tried to stop listening to their CDs, but I can't help it
18:14When Jason tilts his head to the side and, and bats his eyelashes
18:19I just, melt
18:23So now you know my deepest and darkest secret
18:27And now I have to kill you
18:32So technically she didn't break the rules since you had a crush on Jason too
18:36True, but that all depends on when she started liking him
18:39Whoever liked him first gets first dibs
18:41Okay, look, can we just promise to be honest with each other from now on?
18:45Deal
18:46Break a leg tonight, Nick
18:47You're going to be awesome
18:49Hey, come backstage right after the show
18:51I'll get you in to meet Jason and John
18:53John? In the flesh?
19:01I didn't do it, man
19:02Stop right there, panda scum
19:03Nobody jumps in this soldier's fountain and gets away with it
19:12Jason, I am so your biggest fan
19:17You guys are so, so
19:21You're really dog-toying
19:23Can I touch you?
19:24Sure
19:25Wow
19:26He even feels cute
19:29Uh, hi
19:31So, could you sign my Jason doll?
19:34For you, anything
19:36There you go
19:41Okay, if you tell anyone about this, you're dead
19:43Hey, great news
19:45Some of the audition clips made it onto the video
19:47Check it out
19:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
19:54oh oh, oh?
19:57Oh, that's nasty
19:59Dude, that must have been embarrassing
20:01Can I borrow your costume tomorrow? I don't think I can show my face around here for a while.
20:07Wish I could, but I got fired for being a bad role model for kids. Go figure.
20:13Hmm.
20:13Hey, what's that in your hand?
20:15Nothing.
20:16To Nikki, with love.
20:19From Jason?
20:20From Jason? Dog toy Jason?
20:24Well, well, welly, well, well. Isn't that cute?
20:28And here we thought you had such good taste.
20:31Give that back. I can explain.
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