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Jen gets promoted to Assistant Coach at The Penalty Box, only to order too much wrestling merchandise from a marketing representative when she develops a crush on him. Jen needs to sell the wrestling gear while her job is still on the line, so Jonesy, in his wrestling name "The Stud," lends a hand along with Jude and Wyatt as color commentators. Meanwhile, Nikki's ex-boyfriend Stone returns to the mall so Nikki tries to get over him, with Caitlin's help.
Jen gets promoted to Assistant Coach at The Penalty Box, only to order too much wrestling merchandise from a marketing representative when she develops a crush on him. Jen needs to sell the wrestling gear while her job is still on the line, so Jonesy, in his wrestling name "The Stud," lends a hand along with Jude and Wyatt as color commentators. Meanwhile, Nikki's ex-boyfriend Stone returns to the mall so Nikki tries to get over him, with Caitlin's help.
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00:00The time's less!
00:08Why are there so many croquet balls?
00:11Masterson!
00:11Where?
00:12Did you alphabetize all the employee time cards?
00:15Yes.
00:15Buff the bats?
00:16Shine the shin pads?
00:17Follow us the pucks?
00:18Yes, yes, yes.
00:19Good work, Masterson!
00:21Does anyone even play croquet anymore?
00:24Masterson!
00:25What?
00:26No shouting, Masterson!
00:27This is a place of business.
00:29You better learn to control your emotions if you're going to be my new right hand.
00:33I can't have you jumping out of your shoes.
00:36I need you firmly in them.
00:37Do we understand each other?
00:40New assistant coach?
00:44You're promoting me to assistant coach?
00:47Yes, sir!
00:48And thank you, sir!
00:51Management does not hug.
00:53It's a rule.
00:54Right after no shouting.
00:55It won't happen again.
00:56This is your big chance, Masterson!
00:58Don't blow it!
01:03You're not going to make employees soil themselves like that from the diaphragm!
01:10It won't happen again.
01:17Whoa!
01:19Shiny!
01:21Let me hear your pipes!
01:24Pretty feeble, brah.
01:27That's assistant coach to you!
01:30Assistant coach!
01:31Ouch! You totally deserve that promotion!
01:34Congrats, Jen!
01:35Awesome!
01:36It was a long time coming, but I am so ready for this!
01:39Don't be too sure!
01:41Thanks!
01:42If anyone knows the pitfalls of being too cocky, it's the Jones Meister.
01:46Being assistant manager is a lot of responsibility.
01:50Okay, whoa. Who are you, and what have you done with Jonesy?
01:53I am not taking advice from the most fired person in mall history.
01:57Suit yourself, but don't come crying to me when it all backfires!
02:02Has anyone seen Nikki?
02:04Haven't seen her all morning.
02:05Me neither, bro.
02:06It's not like her to be at work when she's supposed to be working.
02:11I think she's dead.
02:13Maybe she's just sleeping?
02:15We'll wake her up!
02:17Touch me and die.
02:22Ew! You look awful, even worse than usual.
02:26I've been cramming all week for my calculus exam,
02:29and if you three don't back off, I'll do some more cramming.
02:33How can you be so angry when it's inventory day?
02:36Inventory?
02:37No.
02:38It's the best day of the year!
02:43I need a coffee, or a blood transfusion, or a lobotomy.
02:48Let's practice counting things!
02:50I call the baby cheese!
02:55What?
02:56Everyone wants to know where you are.
02:58Do you look as crappy as you sound?
03:00I have more important things to worry about than how I look.
03:03I just have to get through this exam, and I can sleep for a week.
03:07Oh no.
03:08What? Did your zit burst?
03:09Worse. Stone is coming this way.
03:12I can't believe my putrid luck.
03:13Your ex-boyfriend, Stone?
03:16The only thing you can do at a time like this is hide.
03:19Hey, Nikki, is that you?
03:20Whoa.
03:21You look so, uh, different.
03:24Oh.
03:24Hey, Stone.
03:26What a surprise.
03:28This is my girlfriend, Mimi.
03:30Here.
03:31Buy yourself some lunch.
03:34Pookums?
03:34This is Nikki, my ex-girlfriend.
03:38I gotta get back to work.
03:41Wow.
03:42Has she ever changed?
03:44Oh.
03:47Why do we have so many cricket bats?
03:49Masterson!
03:50Good work, Masterson.
03:52You stayed in your shoes that time.
03:53You're ready to place your first order.
03:56Bring it on, coach.
03:57Alright.
03:57The sales rep is right over there.
03:59Go get him.
04:00Eye of the tiger.
04:02Hi, I'm Jen.
04:07Well, aren't you the prettiest assistant coach I've ever seen?
04:12Right back at you.
04:13I mean, you're the hottest.
04:14I mean, nice to meet you.
04:17What do you say I show you some of our new merch?
04:20Just you and me?
04:21Okay.
04:22We just got this fantastic line in from the States.
04:31I recommend taking at least this many units. Sign here.
04:35That sounds nice. Sign here.
04:39I'll place this order right away.
04:42A boy with eyes that blue has to know what's best.
04:50I just ordered a thousand units of wrestling equipment.
04:54Masterson!
04:54Oh no.
04:55I am so dead.
04:58Well, with you as my assistant coach, Masterson, I can finally take a lunch.
05:03Ah!
05:04What is that?
05:07Hmm.
05:08I wonder where that came from.
05:12I'm sorry.
05:13I ordered a thousand units of wrestling equipment.
05:16Why?
05:17There's no market for this.
05:18What are you?
05:19A second stringer?
05:20The rep said it was very popular on TV and would sell like hotcakes.
05:23Reps will say anything.
05:25You're not supposed to listen.
05:26I had to bench you for life.
05:29Here's my letter of resignation.
05:31You can't quit now.
05:32You're gonna stay right here until every single piece of wrestling equipment is sold.
05:37Do I make myself clear?
05:40Crystal.
05:41Then I'll decide what to do with you.
05:51I know you're in your secret change room so you can stop pretending.
05:55Go away.
05:57I know what happened with Stone.
05:58How is that?
05:59It just happened.
06:01It doesn't take long for things to get around the mall.
06:03Ugh.
06:07You can't let Stone win.
06:09You don't want him thinking you're some total greasy-haired zitty outcast, do you?
06:13Thanks.
06:14You need to get out there and show Stone you're the goddess he can't have.
06:18Stone already saw me looking like crap.
06:20Besides, I don't care what he thinks.
06:22Obviously you do, or you wouldn't be hiding in here.
06:25Well, maybe I just need a little privacy.
06:27By the time I'm finished with you, Stone will be begging you to take him back.
06:32But I don't want him back.
06:33I'm with Jonesy.
06:34You just want the option of having Stone back so you reject him, therefore making the dumper
06:39the dumpee.
06:40I have no idea what you just said.
06:42Perfect!
06:43Now let's get started!
06:47Get your wrestling gear here!
06:50It will fit anyone.
06:52Not that you're just anyone, or fat.
06:55Oops!
06:57Chartreuse is definitely your color.
07:03The tights provide great support, and the boots will cut your mall walking time in half.
07:14You're contravening bylaw 18.
07:16No flogging merchandise in a fire corridor.
07:20Vacate the premises immediately, little lady.
07:23Maybe you'd like a pair?
07:25If the Viet Cong couldn't get me into a pair of those in a tiger cage,
07:29do you really think you can?
07:37I don't want to talk to anyone.
07:40Good, because you'll crack.
07:41Hello?
07:42Caitlin?
07:43Where's Nikki?
07:44I need to talk to her right away.
07:45She can't talk right now.
07:48Oh, is she upset about Stone?
07:50I heard what happened.
07:51Her heinous zit required so much cover-up, she can't speak till it's dry.
07:54I'll put you on speaker.
07:56Hey Nikki, are you feeling better?
08:01Get down and don't move.
08:03Jonesy's gonna wonder what rep to.
08:06I ordered way too much wrestling equipment, and I'm gonna get fired if I don't sell it.
08:10What?
08:10What am I gonna do?
08:12I'm up to my ears and tights and boots.
08:14Let us, I mean me, get back to you.
08:19Jen is getting fired?
08:21I have to go welcome her to my world.
08:24Maybe we should see if we can help her out, dude.
08:27We could bring her a coffee or something.
08:29Or we could just go over and laugh at her.
08:31That works too.
08:35Ugh, what a bunch of-
08:36Shh, no talking.
08:38Your zit cover will break.
08:39Operation Show Stone How Amazing Your Life Is Post Dumpage has officially commenced.
08:45Now, to drop a schedule of ambushes.
08:49I'm Toast.
08:50Toast? That's a lame name for a wrestler.
08:53What are you guys doing here?
08:54Are you kidding?
08:55I'm a major fan of the square circle.
08:58I've been a wrestling fan since I was in diapers.
09:01I thought we came here to help Jen.
09:04Care to put your jock strap where your mouth is, punk?
09:07That's some nasty imagery, bro.
09:11If I get to wear this, I'm up for any challenge.
09:16Hey, you guys should put on a wrestling exhibition and wear the outfits.
09:20Yeah, and once people see me in the ring, this gear will sell out in no time.
09:25Thanks, guys.
09:30You have challenged the stud.
09:33Fear his wrath.
09:34Mellow Man does not know the meaning of the word fear.
09:38Wrath is pretty sketchy too.
09:42And...
09:43Wrestle!
09:54You're cheating!
09:57Come on!
09:58Hey!
10:00Not that kind of wrestling!
10:02Masterson and idiotic friends!
10:04Out of the ring!
10:06The stud answers to no man.
10:08You are about to enter a world of pain, son.
10:12Enter the Thunderdome, Tweety.
10:17This is called the Spirit Crusher.
10:20It's outlawed by the Geneva Convention.
10:32Look!
10:34It's...
10:34Number 99!
10:36Where?
10:37Where?
10:40I submit to...
10:43the stud!
10:44Oh, my God!
10:44Let's go!
10:46Stud!
10:46Stud!
10:47Stud!
10:47Woohoo!
10:49The stud wins!
10:54And he can stay as long as the merchandise continues to move.
10:58Nice work.
10:59Only if I get a piece of the action.
11:02Alright.
11:03The stud will take on our challenges!
11:06Uh, what is going on?
11:09What's Yummy Mummy doing to Jonesy?
11:11And why is he in tights?
11:13I need to check this out.
11:15Wait, Nikki!
11:16You've got enough to worry about with stone.
11:18I'll go check it out and get back to you.
11:21Sigh.
11:22Ah!
11:23Ah!
11:25Ah!
11:27All right!
11:28Stud!
11:29Yummy Mummy's down for the camp!
11:32The stud's reign has been impressive.
11:35Another competitor already?
11:36Will they ever learn?
11:38With your sudden sensationalism,
11:40Wonder Taco wants to sponsor you!
11:44Sweet!
11:45The stud will now field offers from any and all sponsors.
11:49I've got tons of free body space.
11:51I'll even tattoo for the right price.
11:54Hmm...
11:55Something stinks.
11:57The stud isn't afraid of you.
11:59The rivalry between the stud and Ron the Runner Cop goes way back.
12:04Till at least last year.
12:05My money's on...
12:06The stud.
12:07You're going down for the three counts, stud.
12:11Mark my...
12:12Whoa!
12:13Oh!
12:14What a hold!
12:15Oh!
12:15Oh my...
12:16Oh!
12:17Whoa!
12:19Whoa!
12:20What a toss!
12:22The stud remains undefeated!
12:25Woohoo!
12:26And he's winning, too!
12:28Oh!
12:30You'll pay for this stud.
12:36Jen filled me on your sitch.
12:38I don't have much time.
12:40This goop feels awesome!
12:42It's my secret weapon.
12:44You're gonna be untouchable.
12:45You'll see!
12:48Wow!
12:49Coach is going all out.
12:51Alright!
12:51Who wants a smackdown from the stud?
12:55Stud!
12:56Stud!
12:57Stud!
12:57Stud!
12:59Stud!
12:59Stud!
13:01Oh!
13:03You are so going...
13:06down!
13:09Oh!
13:10That's just wrong!
13:14Ah!
13:15Oh!
13:17Oh!
13:19Oh!
13:25Talk about crushing the kiwis!
13:35So, what's going on with Jonesy?
13:38He's helping Jen out.
13:40I'll get back to him later.
13:41Right now, I'm here for you.
13:43So let's begin with step one.
13:45Stepping on stone.
13:47We'll start with your posture.
13:49What's wrong with my posture?
13:50A person's stance communicates how they feel about themselves.
13:54Slouching tells me that you're down and depressed.
13:57Wow!
13:57You sure are good at reading people.
13:59I know!
14:00Now, we want Stone to think you're sexy and seductive.
14:04Come on!
14:05It'll be fun!
14:06Come on!
14:09Pretend you're Liza Loman.
14:11About to meet her taco tycoon.
14:13You're sexy.
14:14Seductive.
14:15More pout.
14:17Less pout.
14:19Now you just look silly.
14:21Really?
14:22You don't say.
14:24Stone will be along in a sec.
14:25Now go get that guy.
14:31Ugh.
14:36Whoa!
14:42Nicky?
14:44Hey, Stone.
14:50Of course I take bets.
14:52What's it gonna be?
14:53Five bucks on Wayne.
14:55Please.
14:56I'm smoking his butt.
14:58Sorry.
14:58No refunds.
15:00Okay.
15:01You may continue.
15:04You look so pretty.
15:06I don't believe this.
15:07Caitlin!
15:08A dress?
15:09You left me no choice.
15:10If you can't say sexy with your bod, you'll have to say it another way.
15:16Stone's coming!
15:17Just let the dress do the talking.
15:19I've gotta go.
15:23Stone!
15:28Uh...
15:29Hi, Nicky.
15:33Oh...
15:42Oh, the sleeper hold!
15:51Kid, he's out like a light!
15:54Well, there you have it.
15:56The stud's giving them all the slick.
15:58That'll be $160, please.
16:03Hey, it's the stud!
16:06I could definitely get used to this.
16:08Screaming bands, hot chicks.
16:10Hey, where's Nicky?
16:12I haven't seen her all day.
16:13Nicky's trying to prove to Stone that she's still got it going on.
16:16Got what going on?
16:18Why would she care what Stone thinks?
16:20She's with the stud now.
16:22True, but Stone saw her with greasy hair and a monster zit.
16:25So she has to prove that she's still hot.
16:28And that she's moved on.
16:30But she has moved on!
16:32Stone doesn't know that.
16:33He would if she were here with me, instead of chasing after him.
16:36Ugh, you just don't get guys.
16:38No, I don't get girls.
16:41That's Nicky.
16:42Round two for me.
16:48Since the dress didn't work, we'll have to hit Stone where he lives.
16:51In his gut.
16:53The way to a guy's heart is through his stomach.
16:55What's his favorite treat?
16:56Uh, extra buttered popcorn.
16:59Offer to buy him some.
17:00Then, chat him up.
17:01That should be long enough for him to see how great you look.
17:09Katelyn, I can't do this. This is ridiculous.
17:12Nope.
17:13Hey, Stone.
17:14Uh, can I get you some extra buttered popcorn?
17:18Be sexy!
17:20Coming to a theater near you.
17:22Oh.
17:39Studs! Studs! Studs! Studs! Studs!
17:41Who wants to be the Studs' next challenger?
17:45Who's it gonna be?
17:49Anyone?
17:50Well, looks like I'm the champ.
17:52Not until we move all this gear, you're not.
17:55Oh, my.
17:58I can't fight him. He's ripped.
18:01Just rip his head on.
18:02What?
18:03Uh, never mind.
18:05Oh!
18:09Mercy!
18:12Mercy!
18:14Aha!
18:15Illegal gambling.
18:17I give up!
18:17I've got you.
18:20I give up!
18:23We have a new champion!
18:28Darth!
18:31No fair!
18:32You cheated!
18:34Me? You've been cheating the whole time!
18:36Have not!
18:38What's this painfully unathletic guy talking about, anyway?
18:40Caitlin's been covering Jonesy in slippery gel!
18:46What?
18:47That stuff's just for sore muscles.
18:49Caitlin?
18:50It's called creep-off.
18:53Creeps slide right off.
18:56Uh-oh.
19:02Hey!
19:03Give those back!
19:05Can we talk about this!?
19:13I'm shutting the place down for illegal gambling!
19:17That's ridiculous!
19:18Hey, stupid!
19:19Are you involved in this?
19:20No way. I'll take a cut, though.
19:22You're fired!
19:31Did you manage to move all the wrestling gear?
19:33No. There's still a hundred pairs of man tights left.
19:37And the ring.
19:39I guess I'd better start looking for a new job.
19:44We may not have gotten rid of all the wrestling gear,
19:47but the number of customers in the store resulted in record sales.
19:51Plus, the stud here waived part of his profits to make the books balanced.
19:55So, you can keep your job, Masterson.
19:58Thank you, Coach.
20:01That's your old job. No assistant coach.
20:04I won't let you down again, sir.
20:07You gave up your profits for me?
20:09Whatever. Didn't need the extra coin.
20:11Thanks, Jonesy.
20:12Wow. I guess I missed a lot today.
20:15Yeah. Like all my wrestling moves?
20:17You've got some making up to do.
20:19Aw, Jonesy. I'm sorry.
20:23You're forgiven.
20:24No need to kiss my feet.
20:28Poor girl never was the same after I dumped her.
20:32Oh.
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