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Sweet 6teen
Caitlin's 16th birthday is coming up and she wants to have the most "awesome expensive party ever." But when Tricia hears Caitlin's going to have Chill TV there to film the party for its reality show Sweet 16, she persuades Caitlin to have a joint Sweet 16 with her. Meanwhile, Jude lowers the mall temperature to make the ice in the ice rink have a better sliding effect.
Caitlin's 16th birthday is coming up and she wants to have the most "awesome expensive party ever." But when Tricia hears Caitlin's going to have Chill TV there to film the party for its reality show Sweet 16, she persuades Caitlin to have a joint Sweet 16 with her. Meanwhile, Jude lowers the mall temperature to make the ice in the ice rink have a better sliding effect.
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00:07Okay, so remind me again what the big deal is.
00:10It's my sweet 16, Nikki.
00:12Uh-huh. And?
00:15And it's the biggest, most important night of my life.
00:19It's when I finally say goodbye to my childhood and reintroduce myself as an adult woman.
00:24And how will you do that?
00:26By having the wickedest, most expensive party in history!
00:28I was watching Chill TV's sweet 16 show, and this one girl's daddy bought her a car!
00:34What kind of car?
00:35Red!
00:38In one episode, all the guests got MP3 players!
00:42Are you going to give everyone gifts?
00:44Totally!
00:48On my 16th birthday, I was at the movies with Jude and Jonesy.
00:52We saw Farting Ninja's Revenge, and Jonesy ate all my popcorn.
00:56This is it!
00:59It's perfect!
01:01What the?
01:04Ugh! It's like hanging out with dolphins!
01:09So, I'm thinking of a Bollywood theme.
01:12I'm going to transform the Soft Rack Cafe into this!
01:16Cool!
01:17And I talk to Chill TV's sweet 16, and they want to shoot my party for their show!
01:23We get to be on TV? Awesome!
01:25Hey, Caitlin!
01:28Why is it that whenever you see Benj, you lose the power of speech?
01:32I don't know.
01:33He's just so dreamy.
01:36I hope he asked me my date for my sweet 16.
01:39Why don't you just ask him to ask you?
01:42Duh!
01:42If I ask Benj to ask me, then he isn't asking me.
01:45I'm asking him.
01:46Not if he asks you after you ask him to ask you.
01:49But if I ask first, that makes me the asker, not the askee.
01:53Regardless of him asking me after I ask...
01:55Okay, I'm asking you both to stop before I hurt one of you.
01:57Do you want me to help with decorations?
01:59I can be in charge of that if you want.
02:01Oh, that's so sweet, Jen.
02:03But I'm going to use professionals.
02:05Oh.
02:06So what do you want me to do?
02:08I think I've got it all covered.
02:09No, seriously.
02:10There has to be something you need me to do.
02:12Just come to the party.
02:13But I have never just gone to a party.
02:16You know, I'm usually in charge of something.
02:17Or everything.
02:19I've got to do some serious shopping for my pre- and post-party outfits.
02:23Later.
02:24She's going to let me be in charge of something, though, right?
02:27I've got to go to work.
02:28I'd just like to help, that's all.
02:29It is officially time to...
02:32Ice Surf!
02:34Huh?
02:35All right!
02:37Whoa!
02:41Well, that was anticlimactic.
02:43What gives?
02:45Dude, your ice has no slide.
02:48Bad quality ice?
02:50This will require some investigating.
02:54Uh, we don't give discounts.
02:56But what if I told you I'd be wearing the outfits on Chill TV?
03:00Go on.
03:01Chill TV is filming my sweet 16.
03:04So what do you say?
03:0530% off?
03:06You will have to mention Albatross and Finch.
03:08Make it half price, and I'll bring the camera crew into the store during an interview.
03:12Deal.
03:13Bring it up.
03:14Caitlin Cook?
03:16Gotta hand it to you.
03:17When it comes to shopping, you are a legend.
03:20Oh, hi, Trish.
03:22Thanks.
03:23I know we've had our differences, but I've still never found a better shopping partner.
03:28Really?
03:28Look, I'm not big on honesty, but here goes.
03:33Remember how we always plan to have our sweet 16 parties together?
03:37Of course I do.
03:38Well, I miss you, Kate.
03:41And I thought that maybe if we still did it, it might fix everything that's gone wrong between us.
03:47I don't know.
03:49I know I abandoned you because you got that loser job at the lemon.
03:53Yeah.
03:54And I framed you for shoplifting.
03:56Hey, that's right.
03:57And I wrote awful things about you in the girls' bathroom at school.
04:01You what?
04:01But that doesn't mean I don't want to be your friend.
04:04Really?
04:05I think hanging with you made me a better person, Kate.
04:10Aw.
04:10Uh, excuse me?
04:12No showing emotion on the premises.
04:14Store policy.
04:15If we throw a joint sweet 16, it will be a party people will talk about until they die.
04:22Let's go do what we do best.
04:25You're on.
04:29Ooh!
04:57Jude read somewhere that perfect indoor ice requires a specific temperature.
05:00The mall's too hot.
05:02No way!
05:02Hey, who knew you could learn stuff by reading?
05:05Cover me.
05:16It's chilling time.
05:18So, FYI, on my sweet 16...
05:20You need help?
05:21I'll make a cake.
05:22I make the most amazing carrot cake.
05:24Oh, no thanks, Jen.
05:25So, I really need you guys to keep an open mind here.
05:28I can make it with or without raisins.
05:30Let the girls speak.
05:31Okay, I'm going to have a joint sweet 16 party.
05:35With Trisha.
05:36What?
05:37What?
05:37You're kidding, right?
05:39No, for real.
05:40I know what you're all thinking.
05:42Bad idea.
05:43But I know Trisha better than all of you, and I think she's changed.
05:47People like that don't change.
05:49Come on, guys.
05:50Doesn't everyone deserve an eighth chance?
05:52We just don't want to see you get hurt by her again, Caitlin.
05:54But if we have our parties separately, half the people I want at mine will be at hers.
06:00But if we do it together, everyone will be there.
06:02That's true.
06:03One giant party would be off the hook.
06:06Hey, if you want to give her another chance, we'll try to.
06:09Affirmative.
06:11Jen?
06:12All right.
06:14Nikki?
06:15Fine.
06:17Yay!
06:18Yes!
06:18Jonesy, Trisha and I want to hire you to promote the party.
06:22Just walk around in this outfit hyping the party.
06:24I don't think I want to dress like that.
06:27We'll pay you.
06:28At your service?
06:29Nikki and Jen, I need you to...
06:31Make animals out of napkins?
06:32I can do that.
06:33No.
06:34Meet me and Trisha at Grind Me in an hour for a planning session.
06:37Awesome.
06:37I'll bring pens.
06:38Thanks, guys.
06:40Does anyone else find it cold in here today?
06:43I'm going to try this on.
06:45I have to work.
06:47I have nowhere to go.
06:51Trisha better not have some evil plan up her sleeve.
06:54Who knows?
06:55Maybe she has changed.
06:56Even a snake can shed its skin.
06:58Cool.
06:59No.
07:00Yes.
07:00Absolutely not.
07:01No.
07:02Never.
07:02Nope.
07:03Bad.
07:04Four of these.
07:04Yes.
07:05No.
07:06Cute.
07:06Yes.
07:07Yuck.
07:08No.
07:08No.
07:09No.
07:09This is going to be fun.
07:11I brought pens.
07:13Once you have reached the optimum temperature, it is time to get your ice to the perfect thickness.
07:19Did you hear that, Ice?
07:20We're going to make you perfect.
07:24How's the new job, dude?
07:26Best gig ever.
07:28Great coin.
07:29And everyone who wants an invite thinks I'm the one they need to impress.
07:32Why would they think that?
07:33Because that's what I tell them.
07:35Sweet.
07:37So is the ice ready yet?
07:38Whoa, dude, stop!
07:39This is a work of art in progress.
07:43No one stepped on the Mona Lisa before it was dry.
07:46I'm not sure anyone ever stepped on the Mona Lisa.
07:50So what do we have so far?
07:52I'll read it back.
07:53Secretary, dibs.
07:54Okay.
07:55We got the location, the theme, caterers and decorators, and chill TV is confirmed.
08:00And I'll keep a registry at the khaki barn so no one ends up in the same dress as someone
08:04else.
08:04Caitlin, great suggestions.
08:07I knew it was going to be fun to do this together.
08:10I'm so glad you want to use all my ideas.
08:13For invites, I'm thinking gold coins with alternating 3D images of you and me on the front.
08:18What do you think?
08:19I love it.
08:21Now, all I need to make it perfect is Benj as my date.
08:26Benj?
08:27Benj?
08:28Turner?
08:29My Benj?
08:30I thought Benj was single.
08:32Right now he is, but I've been working on him for over a week, and I plan to be going
08:37out with him by Monday.
08:38Uh, that doesn't sound evil at all.
08:40I really thought he was getting close to asking me.
08:45Oh, sorry.
08:46I didn't mean to laugh, but come on.
08:49What?
08:50Look, this is easy to solve.
08:52As long as you both agree to play fair, the first one he asks wins.
08:57Is flirting allowed?
08:59I would say yes.
09:02You're on.
09:03Agreed.
09:06Mandy?
09:06Gwen?
09:07Thanks for all the laughs.
09:08Ha-ha.
09:13Don't be mad, Mommy.
09:15Ha-choo!
09:17Oh!
09:18Oh, what?
09:19Where?
09:19What?
09:19Who?
09:20Ha-choo!
09:22Oh.
09:23Hmm.
09:25Oh, I love that hat.
09:28Actually, it looks even better on you.
09:31As a matter of fact, I'm going to buy it for you.
09:34Isn't that what friends do?
09:36Buy each other gifts?
09:37Yes.
09:37I saw it in a movie once.
09:39Hey, Caitlin.
09:40That's a great hat.
09:41Hi.
09:42Uh, you, um, have no shirt on.
09:45I just got a job here.
09:47It's my first day.
09:48Hi, Benj.
09:49I'm buying Caitlin that hat.
09:51Just something I do.
09:52Nice stuff.
09:53Yeah, I saw you try it on first, and you're definitely right.
09:56It looks better on Caitlin.
09:58Congrats on the new job.
10:00You look great in your, uh, uniform.
10:03Thanks.
10:04I just wish it wasn't so cold in here today.
10:06Ooh.
10:09Is it okay if I swing by the lemon tomorrow?
10:11I wanted to talk to you.
10:13Sure.
10:13See you then.
10:16Thanks for the hat, Trisha.
10:18I really...
10:18On second thought.
10:18I really need a new hat.
10:20Maybe I'll buy you something another time.
10:24Temperature's down.
10:26Box still locked.
10:28Odd.
10:30I smell punk.
10:33Don't you need to take your shirt off to get ready for work?
10:36It might be a little weird to wander around the mall without a shirt on, don't you think?
10:40Oh, right.
10:41So, about your sweet 16 party.
10:44Uh-huh.
10:45If you don't have a date yet...
10:46Yeah?
10:47I thought maybe you and I...
10:49Caitlin?
10:50Are you ready to freak?
10:53Benj, just give us a sec, okay?
10:55Guess I'll talk to you later, Caitlin.
10:57Come back on your break.
10:59I'll be here.
11:00No fear!
11:01You knew he was about to ask me.
11:03Oh, was he?
11:05Okay.
11:05That was dirty.
11:07I had no idea what they were talking about.
11:09I swear.
11:10Right.
11:10So what's the big emergency?
11:12I got the invites and I wanted to show them to you.
11:15Cool.
11:17Oh, no.
11:19They made a mistake.
11:20Both pictures are of you.
11:22No mistake.
11:23I decided to go it alone.
11:24What?
11:25You were right, Kate.
11:26We have so much bad history.
11:28It could never work.
11:30Oh, and try not to cry until I'm gone.
11:32It would just be awkward.
11:36She's gone.
11:37No!
11:45Got your text.
11:46What's going on?
11:47Trisha double-crossed Caitlin.
11:49Stole the party up from under her.
11:50She took all her ideas and money.
11:52But we still get to be on chill TV, right?
11:57Nice.
11:58I'm not having a sweet 16.
12:01We'll throw you a sweet 16.
12:03I am now officially in charge.
12:05The party will go on.
12:06Right, guys?
12:07Right.
12:07Hey, how'd you make these ice cubes so clear?
12:13Okay, let's focus here.
12:14Caitlin, it's going to be fine.
12:16I'm sure we can still have a great party with no band, no food, and no people.
12:25Trisha totally stil-
12:26I heard, I heard.
12:28Then why are you still dressed like Maharishi?
12:31Because I told Trisha that between Caitlin and the best party ever, I choose the party.
12:36What?
12:37Give the Jones Meister a little credit.
12:39I'm going to sabotage the party by spreading the word that it's going to suck out loud.
12:44Oh.
12:45Well, if there's one thing Jonesy's good at, it's taking something great and ruining it.
12:50Thank you, Wyatt.
12:51No matter what happens, we've got to make Caitlin's birthday into something really special.
12:59I need my sweet 16 to be extra special.
13:03So I used the party side of my brain and came up with all these great ideas.
13:09Benj!
13:10Benj!
13:10Come talk to Chill TV.
13:13Hey, can I ask you something personal?
13:16Of course.
13:17Take five, guys.
13:20I know you and Caitlin are good friends.
13:22The best?
13:23I'm going to ask her to the party.
13:25Do you know what kind of flowers she likes?
13:27Oh, Benj.
13:28Caitlin's not interested.
13:30Really?
13:31I thought she was kind of into me.
13:34Well, I thought so too, and so I asked, and she said that she could do better.
13:39Oh, I guess I had Caitlin all wrong.
13:42Personally, I think any girl will be lucky to have you as a date for their sweet 16.
13:47Thanks.
13:48Any girl.
13:49Thanks.
13:50Any girl standing in front of you.
13:53Me.
13:54You want me to take you to your sweet 16?
13:56Oh, Benj.
13:57You see right through me.
14:09Why, little doodad?
14:11Why?
14:12Is there a problem?
14:13The ice and the hopping and the crunching.
14:16Out, out, out.
14:18I have ice to save.
14:23These grooves are too deep.
14:25This can only mean one thing.
14:28The security dude turned the heat back up.
14:37Hey, guys.
14:38Can you keep this somewhere so that Caitlin doesn't see it?
14:40It's the dress we got her for her birthday.
14:42Sure.
14:42I'll put it in the freezer.
14:43How did you two afford this?
14:45I had some money saved up that I was going to use for a new bike.
14:48I had to take a big pay advance and agree to clean the staff bathroom for the next three months.
14:53Don't worry.
14:53It's in safe hands.
14:56That's a lovely dress, Wyatt.
14:57Oh, my friend, Sweet 16...
14:59You weren't one of those weirdos that enjoys putting sides of beef in dresses to practice dancing.
15:03What?
15:04Are you a meat dancer, Wyatt?
15:06A meat dancer?
15:07No.
15:08It's okay, Wyatt.
15:09I used to be a meat dancer, too.
15:11It's how I got started.
15:12Started?
15:13Yep.
15:13But now I'm a competitive ballroom dancer.
15:16I'm officially out of the freezer.
15:18Well, I...
15:18Want me to teach you?
15:20I knew you were going to ask.
15:22Actually, I was...
15:23I'm hoping to start now.
15:24All right.
15:25I'm glad you asked, because otherwise I would have had to fire you for dancing with the meat.
15:30Fire me?
15:31No fear of that now.
15:33I'm not going to fire my new ballroom prodigy.
15:36Remember, Wyatt, it's about passion.
15:40Show me your passion for dance.
15:42One, two, three.
15:44One, two, three.
15:45One, two...
15:46Straight up, this party is going to be lame.
15:49No way.
15:50It's going to be the party of the year.
15:51Going to this party will be the biggest mistake of your life, because I know I'm fired.
15:58You missed a spot.
16:01We did the same thing.
16:03We did it again.
16:06Is that ever cool?
16:08Yeah.
16:09It's almost like between you, there's only one brain.
16:11Oh, my gosh.
16:12She's right.
16:13We share a brain.
16:15We share a brain.
16:16We share a brain.
16:17We share a brain.
16:20How's the ice?
16:22High quality maximum slide.
16:24I'll be the judge of that.
16:29Good one.
16:31Good one.
16:36Sweet.
16:38Maybe we should introduce you to the tango.
16:42Fine.
16:44There's that passion I was talking about.
16:47This is all wrong.
16:50I want the curtains to have valance tops and a bigger swag.
16:54I think they're working as hard as they can, Trisha.
16:57I didn't ask for your opinion.
17:01I just want it to be perfect.
17:09Aha!
17:10Caught you red-handed, maggot.
17:13What do you think you're doing?
17:15Turning up the heat.
17:17Just as I th-
17:18Turning up the heat.
17:20Yeah.
17:20Getting a bit chilly in here, don't you think?
17:23Yes, I did.
17:24Good work, soldier.
17:26Keep a lookout for the culprit who keeps turning it down.
17:29Roger that.
17:30Come on, Caitlin.
17:32Just forget about Trisha.
17:33I can't.
17:35She stole my money, all my great ideas, my date.
17:38And right now, she's probably wearing the most beautiful dress ever.
17:41Yep.
17:42I bet Trisha, Mandy, and Gwen all look fantastic in it.
17:46What?
17:47I'll explain later.
17:48First, go put this on.
17:49Aw.
17:52I haven't seen you in so long.
18:03Let's hear it for Trisha, with her two best friends, Mandy and Gwen.
18:09Wearing the same dress.
18:12You think this is funny?
18:14I never should have stolen you away from Caitlin.
18:17You two totally deserve each other.
18:20I'm out of here.
18:20Don't forget to smile pretty for the camera, Trisha.
18:25We can edit some of this stuff out, right?
18:29Oh, whatever.
18:33Yeah, sure.
18:34Done.
18:35Jen says they'll be here any second.
18:37Light it up.
18:41Sweet!
18:42Now, check this.
18:46Nice.
18:47Whoa.
18:47How'd you do that?
18:48As the good book says, warm temperature and humidifiers cause ice to fog.
18:54Read it.
18:55Won't that ruin your perfect ice?
18:57Yeah, but this is a special occasion.
19:01Here we are, Caitlin.
19:04Happy birthday, Caitlin!
19:06It's beautiful.
19:09You guys did all this for me?
19:11Well, Jen did most of the planning.
19:13You guys did great work.
19:15And it was fun with the color-coded spreadsheet, right?
19:18Thanks, guys.
19:20This is the best Sweet Sixteen I could have ever imagined.
19:24So, who's gonna be Caitlin's first Sweet Sixteen dance partner?
19:32I'm watching you dance.
19:35Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
19:37Wow.
19:37Where did you learn to dance like this?
19:40Don't ask.
19:40Hey, can I cut in?
19:42Benj!
19:43You came!
19:45There's no place I'd rather be, and no one I would rather be with.
19:49Happy Sweet Sixteen, Caitlin.
19:54My fantasy.
20:03Okay, okay, stop texting.
20:05I'm here.
20:06I thought you might want to see this.
20:10Tonight on Chill TV, the Sweet Sixteen Queen of Mean.
20:14I didn't ask for your opinion.
20:17I never should have stolen you away from Caitlin.
20:20You two totally deserve each other.
20:23Oh, whatever.
20:26Well, I am glad they saw her for who she really is.
20:29After all, no one deserves a ninth chance.
20:32You got that right.
20:33That's for sure.
20:34Eight strikes?
20:34You're up.
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