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Losing Your Lemon
Caitlin has paid up the credit debt she accrued a long time ago and is free to go, so she quits her job. Meanwhile, doppelgängers of the gang show up in the mall because of the snobbish Tricia, Caitlin's ex-best friend, and Jude plays with the fish at the sushi restaurant with Starr.
Caitlin has paid up the credit debt she accrued a long time ago and is free to go, so she quits her job. Meanwhile, doppelgängers of the gang show up in the mall because of the snobbish Tricia, Caitlin's ex-best friend, and Jude plays with the fish at the sushi restaurant with Starr.
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00:00Time's less!
00:11Yep, I'm doomed.
00:13It's going to cost a small fortune.
00:15What are you doing?
00:16Calculating the cost of my future therapy bills.
00:19Um, whatever.
00:21So, like the new Stampede tube tops?
00:24I'll be in the change rooms.
00:29Hello.
00:35Hey, you work at Albatross and Finch.
00:38Isn't it forbidden for you guys to buy from the khaki barn?
00:40We're at retail war with you.
00:42It's just a job.
00:43I'm saving my money to go traveling next summer.
00:46Really? Me too.
00:47I've always wanted to take the old silk roads through Asia.
00:51Whoa, I've had that trip planned in my head since my grade 8 poli-sci project.
00:55Nice. Maybe I'll see you there.
00:58Hey, don't tell anyone I bought this, okay?
01:01Just in case we declare war on your khaki butts next week.
01:04Okay.
01:10It's weird. I feel like we really connected just now.
01:15You should stop by on your break sometime.
01:17All right. I mean, sure. Uh, okay.
01:20Maybe.
01:23Eeeeee!
01:25Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:33Hmm.
01:34Hey, Nikki!
01:36Who's Hunter?
01:37Just a guy.
01:39Come on!
01:39You would never just write any guy's name in your journal.
01:43All right.
01:44Right. He came into the khaki barn today, and we had this amazing conversation.
01:49I'm just not sure if he likes me likes me, you know?
01:52Leave it to me. I'll get the goods.
01:54Oh, I don't know, Caitlin.
01:55Don't worry. I'll just engage him in a little casual conversation.
02:02Hey! You can't just staple any flyer onto my lemon. What's it for?
02:08A psychic hotline. Some dude gave me 20 bucks to put them all over the mall, so I say, sweet.
02:14Weird. It's only one digit off of Underground Video's number.
02:18Well, if you ask me, it's all just a load of...
02:20Hey!
02:28That's him, isn't it?
02:30Him? Who?
02:31Nikki's new crush, Hunter!
02:33Ugh!
02:35Sorry.
02:36Well, hello, Nikki. You've reached the psychic hotline, and I predict a summer of love.
02:41Ugh! I hate this.
02:50Hi!
02:51So, what did he say?
02:52Ugh.
02:53Go get yourself a smoothie and leave the love exporting to me.
02:58Hey! I was just wondering if I could ask you something.
03:01Hey, wait! I know you. You're in my gym class. Caitlin, right?
03:05Yeah! So, I have a question.
03:07Hold on. Let me ask you something first.
03:09You've got great style. What do you think about this for our new uniform?
03:13You're asking me to pick the new Albatross and Finch uniforms?
03:16Yeah, you're clearly an Albatross and Finch girl.
03:19Hmm. I do read all of the catalogs.
03:22Well, it's great. But I'd go with the longer destroyed shorts and mud brown. More fall appropriate.
03:28That's exactly what I said. Wow. It's like we're really in sync.
03:33I know.
03:39Okay. So, I was going to ask you.
03:41Do you want to grab a bite with me tonight?
03:43I'd love to.
03:44Seven o'clock, okay?
03:46Seven's perfect.
03:48Hey, didn't you want to ask me something?
03:50Um, no. I don't think so.
03:53Well, just don't forget our date.
03:55I won't.
03:57I rock! I rock! I rock!
04:01Oh, no! Nikki! What have I done?
04:08Hello?
04:09So, what happened? I'm dying here.
04:12Operation Git Hunter was a total success.
04:14Yes! In fact, you have a date with him tonight at the Gigantoplex. Seven o'clock.
04:20No!
04:21Oh, thanks, Caitlin.
04:23It was no problem, really.
04:28What did I do?
04:36No, no! It's mine!
04:38Here, get... come on!
04:40I don't...
04:41Minor grand video.
04:42No, it's mine!
04:43Look, I'm only gonna tell you this one more time.
04:47Shut up!
04:48This is not, repeat, not the psychic hotline!
04:53Man, that's the 14th time today that Lydia chick has called!
04:56I'm surrounded by idiots!
04:59I totally saw this one coming.
05:02Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
05:04Definitely!
05:05Hey, maybe I am psychic!
05:15Finished in record time.
05:17Freeze!
05:18Huh?
05:18I have never seen such a perfect neck!
05:22Okay, hot Euro chick.
05:25I am Federica Gadabonovada, International Parts Modeling.
05:29Jonesy, Flyer Distribution.
05:31Such long, lean neck tendons.
05:34Such an amazing, chiseled jawline.
05:37Well, I do take care of myself, I...
05:40You will be bigger than Jono.
05:43He is the wrist behind the new Roll Hour watch campaign.
05:47Oh, yeah!
05:48I love that guy!
05:49Then it's settled.
05:50You will be my new top neck model.
05:53Sweet!
06:00Psychic Hotline, we put the sick back in psychic.
06:04We're going to need a better line.
06:05Hi!
06:06Okay, here's the thing.
06:07I'm totally head over heels for this guy, Jonesy.
06:11But he never even notices me.
06:13What should I do?
06:15Let's see what the cards say.
06:19Well, uh, they say to, uh, stand in the fountain like a scarecrow.
06:25Your dream dude will find you there.
06:28Cool!
06:29Okay, thanks!
06:34Psychic Hotline, we take the guesswork out of tomorrow.
06:37Yeah, hi!
06:38I've got a major sporting dilemma.
06:39It's Koja Halder!
06:41Yeah, I'm training to run the marathon.
06:43But I'm craving a, uh, hot fudge sundae.
06:47What should I do?
06:48Seize the day?
06:51Seize the sundae, marathon dude!
06:58So?
07:00Vicky!
07:00You look so pretty!
07:02Get past all the eyeliner and you're really not that ugly!
07:06Gee, thanks.
07:07Oh my gosh!
07:08I totally have to get ready for my date!
07:10Oh, you have a date tonight too?
07:12Oh, I'm, uh, just grabbing burgers with my, um...
07:17Grandfather!
07:18Intergenerational bonding?
07:20Cute!
07:21Yeah, right.
07:22Good luck, Nikki!
07:24Thanks.
07:26Oh, I am such a bad person!
07:32You've reached the psychic hotline!
07:35We already knew you were gonna call cause we're psychics!
07:38Guys, it's Jonesy!
07:39You're never gonna believe what happened!
07:42I'm gonna be the next big thing in neck modeling!
07:45More attitude, darling!
07:48That's it!
07:50What's neck modeling?
07:52I'm not entirely sure, but Frederica says it's gonna net me tons of coin!
07:57Come on, darling!
07:58We're going to be late for your turtleneck fitting!
08:01I'll call you guys later!
08:02Probably when I get back from my big gig!
08:04Where's that?
08:05I have no idea!
08:07Later!
08:14Every minute we're apart is an eternity!
08:34Oh, this is good!
08:35This is so good!
08:38You've got some whipped cream on your nose!
08:49I feel like we...
08:51We really have a connection, you know?
08:53Oh, you are so sweet!
09:00Uh, are you okay?
09:08What are you doing?
09:09Yeah, what are you doing, Caitlyn?
09:11I need to talk to you, now!
09:13Fuck!
09:14Okay, before you start yelling at me, I swear, this isn't what it looks like!
09:19So you're not sharing a drink with the guy Nikki has a crush on?
09:23Okay, so...
09:24It is what it looks like, but here's the thing.
09:27I tried to ask out Hunter for Nikki, but he didn't give me a chance.
09:30Then he asked me out, and before I even knew what was happening, I said yes!
09:35I just have one question.
09:37Did you, or did you not twirl your hair?
09:39Oh, yes!
09:41But I couldn't help it!
09:43It was like I was on auto-flirt pilot or something!
09:46Caitlyn, how could you?
09:47Oh, okay, I know it was wrong, but he's so cute!
09:52Are you gonna be the kind of girl that picks a guy over her best friend?
09:57You're right.
09:59I have to break up with Hunter.
10:01That a girl.
10:02Now you march out there and dump that hottie!
10:07Hunter, we need to talk.
10:09I asked the waiter to bring the most romantic sundae he had.
10:12It's called the I Love You Sunday.
10:16Aw, you did?
10:18What is it you wanted to say, babe?
10:20Just that you're the best.
10:41Hmm.
10:46So, did you actually get stood up at the movies?
10:49That must have been so embarrassing for you.
10:52Oh, would you just shut up?
10:58I'm not going to just let him get away with this.
11:01I'm going to demand an answer.
11:06Second cot line.
11:07Yeah, so I stood in the fountain for four hours, but Julesy never came.
11:13Okay, the cards say you have done well, but now you have to dress like the Easter Bunny and grab
11:23the bull by the horns.
11:25And that will get Julesy's attention?
11:28He won't be able to miss you, brah.
11:31Yay!
11:32I took your advice and had the hot fudge sundae, but now I can't fit into my, uh, my kind
11:38of training advice are you giving at this physical hotline?
11:41It's not a physical hotline, sir.
11:44It's a psychic hotline.
11:45Oh, oh, well.
11:47Then maybe you can help me with something else.
11:49I was wondering if that little filly over at Get Wiggy With It would be interested in a date.
11:55Any ideas there?
11:56You do know that little filly's a dude in a wig, right?
12:03You're kidding.
12:04The cards kid you not.
12:06And right now, they're telling you to get your eyes checked pronto, dude.
12:19Ouch!
12:21Hey, Nikki.
12:22What's up?
12:22Don't hey, Nikki, me.
12:24I thought we had a date.
12:25How could you just stand me up like that?
12:26Do you have any idea how humiliating that was?
12:28Whoa, chill.
12:29All I did was tell you to stop by.
12:32But, Caitlin, didn't she come here the other day to talk to you?
12:36Caitlin.
12:36Oh, you mean the cute blonde girl I went out with last night?
12:39Wait.
12:41You and Caitlin went out on a date last night?
12:43Just the two of you?
12:45Yep.
12:45So, Caitlin didn't mention me?
12:48Sorry.
12:49No.
12:50Oh.
12:51Never mind.
12:54Hiya, Caitlin.
12:57Nikki!
12:57Hi!
12:58Want a free squishy?
13:03That's what I love about you, Caitlin.
13:04You're always thinking of other people.
13:07First, you try to get me a date with Hunter.
13:09Then, when he stands me up and leaves me crushed, you make me a lemon squishy.
13:14That's the kind of friend I am.
13:16Oh, so you wouldn't be the kind who stabs one in the back then, huh?
13:21Friend drama by the giant lemon!
13:24Go on, Caitlin.
13:26Isn't there something you'd like to say?
13:28Okay, okay, I went out on a date with Hunter behind your back.
13:32This is so not right.
13:34Well, what was I supposed to do?
13:36Forfeit my chances with a hot guy who likes me just because you saw him first?
13:40I was only talking to him because you were too scared to.
13:43Exactly!
13:44Wait, you didn't even talk to him?
13:46That changes things.
13:47Rules of engagement, ladies.
13:49Nikki saw him first.
13:50Oh, I didn't mean to hurt you, Nikki.
13:52You have to believe me.
13:54After you made me stand there at the movies like an idiot for an hour?
13:58Yeah, right.
13:59I don't want to be on Caitlin's side anymore.
14:01Can I switch?
14:02Um, no.
14:03I didn't mean to lie, really.
14:05You just look so desperate.
14:07Oh, that's it.
14:11No!
14:11I didn't mean it that way.
14:13Nikki!
14:13Come back!
14:23What are you looking for exactly?
14:26Something very sharp.
14:28This is about Hunter, isn't it?
14:30Oh, great.
14:31So you knew too?
14:33What?
14:34I'm not supposed to be talking to friends on duty.
14:36Since when?
14:37Since always.
14:38But we used to be able to get away with it.
14:40Stupid psychic told him to get glasses.
14:42And now he's got 20-20 vision.
14:44Masterson!
14:45No fraternizing!
14:46Okay, I know you're mad at Caitlin, and you totally deserve to be.
14:50But just don't do anything you'll regret.
14:52Don't worry.
14:53I'm going to fight Caitlin Fire with Caitlin Fire.
14:56Jen, darling!
14:58Why are you walking like that?
15:00Frederica told me to show off my good neck side at all times.
15:05Who's Frederica?
15:06I am Frederica Gatabunoveta.
15:08She is the premier parts modeling agent in the world.
15:13Vite!
15:14A photo for the lovely lady.
15:19Okay, then.
15:21Let's roll, people.
15:27Hustle Show!
15:38Hey there, Hunter.
15:40It's Caitlin.
15:41Hey, Caitlin.
15:42Yeah, I was just calling to see if we have a date tonight.
15:45I couldn't remember because I'm so blonde.
15:50That's okay.
15:51Who needs brains when you're so cute?
15:56What time are we meeting again?
15:58Eight o'clock.
16:00That's what I thought.
16:02But, oh, I can't make it.
16:04Family emergency.
16:05Okay, bye-bye.
16:08Ugh, what did I see in that guy?
16:11Ugh!
16:13Should I even ask?
16:15Frederica said it would keep my million-dollar pores open.
16:18Are you sure you want open pores?
16:21Wyatt, Jude, sit, stay.
16:24Wayne just told me you guys are the ones giving Coach Halder all the psychic advice.
16:28Massathon!
16:29I can see you!
16:31Get back to work!
16:33Now!
16:34You had better disband your little hotline or else.
16:37Okay, okay.
16:38We will.
16:39Massathon!
16:41Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.
16:43Busted!
16:45Cross the bull by the horns!
16:47Not the neck!
16:48It's my ticket out of suburbia!
16:51Making people do stupid things is way too much fun, dude.
16:56We're not disbanding the hotline.
17:06I'll just wait for my date.
17:07He should be here any minute.
17:21I'm sorry.
17:22I guess he's not coming.
17:24And I ate all your bread!
17:32Oh, no.
17:35Okay, this isn't nearly as much fun as I thought.
17:38Nikki?
17:39What are you doing here?
17:40I was trying to give you a taste of your own medicine, but then I...
17:44You look really hot.
17:47Thanks.
17:48So do you.
17:49Hunter's on a date with Kirsten now?
17:52Ah!
17:53What a sleazeball!
17:54I can't believe I picked a jerk like him over you!
17:59I'm sorry I was such a loser friend, Nikki.
18:02I just got carried away.
18:04Yeah, that's okay.
18:06This is way more special than some stupid guy.
18:10Agreed.
18:13What do you say we teach Hunter a lesson he won't soon forget?
18:18Definitely revenge bonding!
18:25Psychic hotline!
18:27Not just for crazy people anymore.
18:29Yeah, this is Astria, the owner of the real psychic hotline.
18:34If you two don't stop pretending to be me, I'm going to put a hex on you.
18:39It's a big, free, psychic world out there, sister.
18:42We're not scared of you.
18:44Oh, no.
18:47The DVD's called Hex!
18:51No amount of fun is worth messing with my mojo, dude.
18:56Consider the psychic hotline officially off the hook.
19:02Worked like a charm.
19:08Look, here comes Loverboy.
19:12I don't believe it.
19:14He's dating Chrissy now, too?
19:16What a dude.
19:22Chrissy!
19:22You stole my man?
19:24No, he's my man.
19:26No, he's mine.
19:27No, he's mine.
19:27Hunter, you jerk!
19:29Get him, girls.
19:30Oh!
19:31Oh!
19:32Oh!
19:32Oh!
19:32Oh!
19:33Oh!
19:33Oh!
19:33Oh!
19:35Oh!
19:36Hunter!
19:43I missed the psychic hotline.
19:45Me, too, dude.
19:46How's the Coach Halder situation?
19:48Any better?
19:49I waited until he put his glasses down, and then I accidentally sat on them.
19:55Is that another one of Frederica's neck-protecting devices?
19:58I wish.
19:59Ow!
20:00That Lydia chick threw herself all over me and gave me a wicked kink.
20:04Did you guys tell her to do that?
20:06That was you, too?
20:08Ow!
20:10Does this mean you won't be going to Paris like you thought?
20:13Ow!
20:13It's all over.
20:14You missed one booking and you're through.
20:16Finish kaput.
20:17Wow.
20:18Neck modeling can be a harsh and unforgiving industry.
20:21Why didn't I sign that million-dollar neck insurance policy when I had the chance?
20:26Excuse me.
20:28I have to go drown myself in a toilet.
20:31Make sure you flush.
20:32Ha ha ha!
20:34Ha ha ha!
20:34Ha ha ha!
20:35Ha ha ha!
20:35Ha ha ha!
20:35Ha ha ha ha!
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