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00:09I can't believe you forgot Michael is gonna be so mad yeah yeah if we tell him
00:13that we went to a movie but if we tell him that we rescued a family from a
00:16burning building everything's gonna be fine wasn't it you who taught me never
00:21to lie to me never lie to me anyway Michael will be fine he's a big guy
00:37where have you been where have you been you said five o'clock it is now seven I
00:45can explain explain what I'm sorry Mikey you know I have a lot of things to do
00:55I rushed home from work I could I could have stayed to finish what I was doing
00:59but no I rush home to dress up like a leprechaun see Joey's writing this
01:04children's book about a leprechaun named mr. Biggles and so you know he needs a
01:08model for inspiration well how about mr. Taylor look at what he's wearing it's
01:16perfect
01:16hey put that down which stalling if you're always stalling first it was it was it
01:22was the leprechaun research so okay three weeks so I'm watching lucky charms
01:26commercials okay fine I can understand that then we gotta order the suit so we
01:31order the suit today if you can't see it you can't draw it so here I am Joe I'm
01:36wearing this suit I'm here come on draw the suits all wrong excuse me you can see
01:41your feet sticking out the back obviously you're not a real leprechaun
01:45nobody is nobody's a real leprechaun would you come here stop stop start
01:50drawing sit down and draw finish this book finish the book it's a big career move
01:54Joe it's a big mistake I mean look at all the rejection letters I got look at this
01:58like 20 publishers no no no no no no look at this one here dear Joey what a nice
02:06effort you made next time don't be embarrassed to ask mommy and daddy for
02:09help PS try and color inside the lines sure what the problem is just sending
02:17in a few sketches and a rough storyline nobody's gonna buy that you have to
02:22finish the book well I can't all right I'm blocked Joey Joey Joey now now what
02:29would mr. Biggles say to a little boy who was afraid to make his dreams come
02:34through I don't know think mr. Biggles now I guess you'd say believe in the magic
02:48inside yourself there you go laddie all right yeah that's right hey I'm going at
02:53the wrong story here exactly hey mr. Biggles helps a little boy get his
02:56confidence back is a lot better than mr. Biggles pokes his eye out with a big
03:00stick exactly my boy that's right thanks Mikey cuz I'll tell you something I
03:05would never finish this without you well that's what mr. Biggles is here for
03:09isn't it to bring joy and laughter to the children all over the world you know
03:15nobody can couldn't even look at me without smiling I thought I told you no
03:31pets
03:32you can count on me no matter what you do you can count on me no matter where you go
03:45I'm standing by yourself
04:13I'll be right
04:16no matter what you do you can count on me
04:32so Biggles showed our little Tim the way to the magic inside of him well that's
04:39it's really good what do you think judge I mean doesn't that make a great bedtime story
04:48read it again mommy
04:59hey kiddies what's this Joey finished the book no kidding this is great this is very very good
05:10good what are you looking at the woman at the counter excuse me
05:27yes your hair that's what's different you changed your hair I didn't recognize you
05:35we've never met that's it you're right I'm sorry bye
05:44hey great to see you again you do remember me don't you cuz if not I can keep this up
05:49all day
05:50of course how you been great new how the kids no no husband no fiance boyfriend roommate love slave
06:01no congratulations you just moved on to the bonus round
06:06you know I can't believe that I'm really going to say this yes have we met I mean you really
06:13do look
06:13familiar well of course well we were very much in love and then uh well then it happened that tragic
06:21day at the air show when your parachute didn't open and you know the doctor said you would never regain
06:25your memory I think it's coming back to me now yes it was 1942 Paris was in flames we were
06:31running for
06:31our lives bullets flying all around what do you just make these things up oh I just thought you were
06:39somebody else I'm Michael Taylor you know I knew a Murray Taylor once but he was short and kind of
06:47dumpy
06:48and well that was a very long time ago well then let's not talk about Murray uh your name would
06:53be
06:53Allison Joey hey hey how you doing hey you believe this huh Michael Allison works for a publishing
07:03company now children's division I take over a copy of Mr. Biggles and look who's there isn't that
07:08incredible wait a minute wait a minute you don't know who this is come on we all went to summer
07:13camp
07:13together huh I know it's a long time ago but come on Allison Novak Allison Murray
07:34ah there's another great memory from my summers in camp whitefish that's that's me learning how to swim
07:41dad all I see in this picture is Joey and Allison in a canoe yeah well you can't can't make
07:47me out
07:47really well I'm drowning there's another one that's that's the three of us at the uh camp whitefish end
07:53of summer dance dad I know what you're saying you say all you all you see is Joey and Allison
07:59dancing
08:00but sweetheart look very carefully look look who they're dancing on this was a tough summer for you
08:07wasn't it dad you know what happened there I was I was showing everybody how to do the funky chicken
08:11actually knocked myself out with my own fists
08:17I love your camp stories Michael I mean judge doesn't it just remind you of being around a campfire
08:24more like being in a coma
08:28look at look at Allison there isn't that a great picture
08:30truth you had a crush on Allison didn't you I know I I had uh certain impure feelings for her
08:37yeah
08:39but she never took me seriously I mean well I mean well look at me but look at my hair
08:45your hair aren't those earmuffs
08:51didn't matter what I look like because well she only had eyes for Joey and since I had no shot
08:56I
08:56I actually kind of played Cupid I brought the two of them together that's really sad it's pathetic
09:06what a great afternoon boy that Allison she is still terrific says she likes my book but I gotta
09:12tell you I think it may still be the author so it's working out yeah and I got you to
09:17thank babe
09:17I mean you're the one that got me to finish the book so in a way you're the one that
09:20got us back
09:21together again huh hey just like old times huh
09:29yeah archery that's that's me with the apple on my head
09:43dinner
09:44Joe come on dinner five more minutes hey don't you five more minutes me what do you expect me to
09:51put
09:51out two dinners no sir you eat when the rest of the family eats or you don't eat at all
09:55mom was that you hey that's Allison could you get that for me and try to be nice hey when
10:01am I not
10:01nice yesterday when she came to pick up the sketches you're acting all edgy when do you get
10:05that hey you talk too loud for your whole life whenever you get nervous you talk too loud that's
10:10that's ridiculous
10:12hi
10:14hello Michael
10:17listen i got tired of my boss dragging his feet over your book so i marched into his office i
10:22looked
10:23him straight in the eye and i said ed i believe in joey harris and if you don't think
10:26we should publish his book maybe i shouldn't be here
10:30he really said that no actually i said ed this harris guy we can get him cheap
10:37he bought the book congratulations yes right yes i can't believe this is happening all right
10:44i love you oh and here's an advanced check
10:51i'm gonna go buy a bottle of champagne uh look closer at the check
10:57six pack of beer hey i'll go hey no no no no no hey i got this big yippee coming
11:04on i want to go out
11:05there in the stairwell where it's gonna sound really good
11:11well that's great
11:15it's great
11:19don't i mean it's just it's great don't you think it's great it's great it's great
11:24you want to sit down while we're great get a whole seating area right here lined up
11:34you're not sitting uh not today i i sat earlier so i'm good
11:40listen are we ever going to finish our lunch
11:45what lunch the lunch we almost had the other day before joey showed up
11:53you want to have lunch with me i accept
11:58unless of course you want to have dinner
12:02what do you want oh
12:06don't you mean joey joey
12:09oh you mean because we were sort of an item at camp michael that was 18 years ago
12:16this is now and joey's a great guy very talented but you
12:25you're weird
12:28uh listen well let me let me let me confirm this you're saying like uh it would dinner it would
12:34be a date type situation with uh that man woman theme and and uh that could potentially it could lead
12:42to to to to you know to something like you know like this
12:56finally
12:59weird works
13:09you know i listen to you on the radio all the time you give great advice but i don't know
13:14if you
13:15can help me this is really complicated so you and your friend are interested in the same woman go on
13:21yeah well the thing is dr bonnie she says you know she likes me but i know that my friend
13:28is
13:28gonna be very upset if i go out with her well murray there's a very simple solution to your problem
13:34really that's incredible because i'll tell you i've been i've been worried about this for days
13:38this is such a relief yes and everybody comes out of this feeling just great ready you bet
13:44the answer is hey young lady
13:50what'd you do that for oh that that's nothing i i smash your radio three four times a week you're
13:56never around to see it i do it you hungry yes good because tonight we're cooking up all your
14:02favorites for dinner yes why hey it's the least i can do huh the least i can do without you
14:07no mr
14:08bagels no book no allison no nothing all right just to show you how much i appreciate what you have
14:13done got your little song nick it's a brand new portable cd player and a collection of brand new cds
14:23oh what are you spending that kind of money on me for it it's just part of your advance money
14:27i
14:27thought you were entitled to something the cd is nick's idea wow well i i don't know what to say
14:33say goodbye to it hey listen you're busy tomorrow night i am yeah allison's company's throwing this
14:40big meet mr biggles party and you're the guest of honor oh listen here's joe we gotta hey there's
14:45gonna be a lot of little kids there who are gonna want their pictures taken with mr biggles and you
14:49are
14:49mr biggles yeah but we we got a little problem here you won't you're not gonna back on me now
14:53are
14:53you come on come on i'll trust anybody but you here come on come on it's my big night i
14:58want it to be
14:58perfect when everything to go right and what do you say huh hey you're my best buddy right sure all
15:05right all right where are you going going to get some asparagus we never have it right you love them
15:11yeah we don't have them because it gives you a rash well tonight i'm breaking out in hives my way
15:15of saying
15:16thanks
15:35excuse me do you believe in fate huh for some reason i feel drawn to you like i knew you
15:44in a previous life
15:45which would have been what six years ago i'm talking to the lady
15:54judge i wanted to thank you for letting us have a little press party here hey the cocktail weenies
16:01cost me 19 cents each your company's paying 15 bucks a head you're welcome
16:08anybody see a soon-to-be published author oh look here's one enjoying yourself oh man everybody's
16:14having a great time i don't want to go to aruba
16:21where's michael he's getting in costume he ought to be down here any minute well you don't want to
16:25keep the kids waiting they're your public if they take to mr biggles we're gonna sell a lot of books
16:32well they got a laddies and lashes it's me mr biggles
16:45looks like you're a hit joe
16:51are you all right oh everything hurts you want me to get you a doctor give me a lawyer
17:03oh this is very funny to you huh i'm sorry it's just the first time that i've ever seen you
17:11like
17:13this well i suppose you won't want to be going out with me now will you are you kidding there
17:20are
17:20not many men who would go to this much trouble for a friend
17:27so do we have a date little fella i just i just want to talk to joey about it first
17:32i was going to
17:33do it before but i didn't want to ruin his big night i like you for that too you are
17:43going to be
17:43tough to get rid of what if i made you watch while i purposely overfed my goldfish
17:52you are so weird
17:59i give up
18:09listen mr biggles loves children okay and he really wants to play with you guys
18:14but you got to remember something you got to remember that he is just a little leprechaun
18:18right okay you play too rough with him and he could get hurt everybody understand that yeah okay good
18:26good good
18:37kill
18:48i'm so i'm sorry joe i was i wanted to talk to you about it beforehand really why so you
18:53can ask my
18:54permission to steal it from me i wasn't stealing her she asked me out and believe it or not as
18:59much as i enjoyed it she was kissing me oh yeah oh that's so crazy you can't imagine that she
19:05would
19:06be attracted to me and not you hey come on what's wrong with me usually i thought we weren't gonna
19:13do this to each other anymore do what you know what i'm talking about she was mine 18 years ago
19:19no
19:1918 minutes ago when joe when when when did i make my move huh i mean in the last in
19:27the last three days
19:30i have been dressed up in this little green getup to help you finish your book so tell me exactly
19:36when were allison and i so alone that i stole her hey what do you think i'm blind you think
19:41i'm blind you
19:41i don't know that you always liked her yes i did but i was prepared to do nothing about it
19:45until
19:46i learned much to my amazement she was interested in me oh i don't know michael last three days she
19:52seemed pretty interested in me i mean why else would a woman put a job on the line for me
19:59because you're cute joe that's why see that's the way it works in business you know people that they
20:04have no respect for talent talent means nothing it's all it's all in the face
20:08hey if i'm so talented how come i got all them rejection letters because they're wrong
20:12they're wrong she's right listen i hate to be the one to break it to you but you know there
20:16just maybe
20:17one member of the opposite sex that wants you only for your art right
20:24hey why do you think i kept pushing you huh you think i like walking around on my knees i
20:30pushed you
20:30because i believed in you even if you didn't and she believes in you and and she happens to like
20:37me
20:37she's good for both of us
20:44what do you say can we keep her
20:48you gonna go out with her
20:53are you gonna have a problem with that you should have done it 20 years ago
20:59well well i didn't of course then you were pitiful then
21:03okay but i've come a long way don't you think
21:08and now i'm weird
21:20you are very very good
21:23really you're not lying absolutely not in fact i've got another advance check for you
21:31how does one hundred thousand dollars sound unbelievable correct
21:41now wait where is the magic princess for the ending we need the magic princess to wave
21:45for one and took the evil spell off of everyone where's the model well i do
21:53no you'd make a much better prince
21:57i like being royalty i do hey nick you ready coming oh i want to see this
22:07hey wait come on where's the where's the princess sue i have to meet zach at the movies i thought
22:12it was a little too dressy these sketches are due tomorrow dad don't worry i've got you covered
22:26one word and you're all frogs
22:29one word and you're all right
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