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00:10Ow, ow, ow, ow!
00:12Shut up, shut up, shut up!
00:14You're jostling my foot!
00:16Hey, I'm gonna jostle your neck, you know?
00:18I mean, I've been carrying you through the freezer cold for a mile and a half, mile and a half,
00:21and all you've been doing is complaining.
00:23Well, you wouldn't have to carry me if you didn't ride the motorcycle into that cow.
00:29It wasn't a cow, it was a bull.
00:31And it's fine, it's out there in a field mating with what's left of my bike.
00:37And you're upset because you wanted its first time to be special.
00:40I understand.
00:43Nurse?
00:44Hey, somebody?
00:47Yes?
00:48Hi, I'm Mr. Taylor, and this is Mr. Harris.
00:51Yeah, is the doctor here?
00:52He'll be with me in just a couple of minutes.
00:55Follow me, please.
00:57Ow!
00:57Ow!
00:58Come on, come on.
00:58Ow!
00:59That foot looks pretty bad.
01:00Oh, hey, my foot's fine.
01:01I don't care about my foot.
01:02All I care about is...
01:05Hey, Dad.
01:06Hey, Nick.
01:07How you feeling, honey?
01:09My stomach hurts.
01:11The doctor doesn't know what's wrong yet.
01:13We got up here as fast as we could.
01:15Michael, what's wrong with your foot?
01:17Hey, nothing.
01:18My foot, don't worry about my foot.
01:19My foot is fine.
01:21Excuse me.
01:24How are we feeling now, Nicole?
01:25It hurts in a different spot.
01:28A little lower than before.
01:31Doctor, we're her father's.
01:33Look, what's wrong with her?
01:34Well, she's running a fever, pain in the lower right quadrant.
01:38We'll wait for the lab report, but I'm guessing appendicitis.
01:41Oh, you're guessing?
01:43You guessed 20 years of medical school?
01:45You're guessing?
01:47Ow!
01:48Doctor, my daughter said ow.
01:49Your guess would be, what, pain?
01:54Nicole, you have nothing to be afraid of.
01:57If this is appendicitis, it's a simple operation.
01:59I could do it blindfolded.
02:01Hey, hey, nothing fancy, okay?
02:03How about just the regular, you know, nurse-we'll-be-using-our-eyes-today method?
02:06That would be my choice, okay?
02:12Did he break his foot or his head?
02:16Now, maybe you should explain to him that both of you have to leave now.
02:20Leave?
02:20Why do we gotta leave?
02:21This is our little girl here.
02:22We don't wanna leave her.
02:23We need to get her into x-ray.
02:25Come on, now.
02:25Dad, I'll be okay.
02:29All right, all right.
02:30Come on.
02:30Come on, let's go.
02:31I don't know.
02:32I don't know.
02:32I think we should...
02:33Wow, we should be staying here.
02:34Why?
02:34Wait, we're walking the wrong way.
02:36Why can't we stay in there?
02:38Hey, the doctors are gonna take care of her, all right?
02:39All we gotta do is sit down.
02:41All right, no.
02:41I'll tell you what, all right?
02:42I'll pace for both of us.
02:43I don't like it.
02:43I don't like that a doctor's telling me...
02:45No, the doctor's not gonna tell me that I can't be in there when my daughter needs me.
02:48I'm sorry.
02:49That...
02:49That is where I put my foot down.
02:51And pick it right back up.
02:52Ow!
03:00You can count on me No matter what you do You can count on me No matter where you go
03:10Standing by your side I'll be right there No one loves you more than I do
03:17Put your hand in mine I can see a part of me in you There's something special that comes shining
03:28through I hear it in your laughter and I feel it when you cry I will be right there for
03:36you until the day I die You can count on me No matter what you do You can count on
03:46me
03:48No matter where you go You can count on me
03:54Will you let her do it?
03:56Mr. Taylor, I can't do anything until you let me take off the shoe.
04:00My foot is fine.
04:02Please, don't worry about my foot.
04:03Please, worry about my daughter.
04:04Your foot is not fine, Micah.
04:05Your foot is all swollen.
04:06It's not...
04:07Look, I know what she's gonna do.
04:08She's gonna take the shoe off and she's gonna look at my foot and she's gonna poke.
04:11Right?
04:11You're gonna poke.
04:11She's gonna poke and then she's gonna say, does this hurt?
04:13Does this hurt?
04:14Well, let me answer that for you in advance.
04:16Yeah!
04:18Okay, hey, hey, you're right.
04:20You're right.
04:21I know I'm right.
04:24Three.
04:25Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, see that?
04:28Okay, go ahead, poke away.
04:30This may hurt.
04:32I can take it.
04:36How's that?
04:38That's not too bad.
04:40And this.
04:41I want you dead!
04:42Ooh, sorry.
04:43That was...
04:44You hit a thing there.
04:45Better get you into x-ray.
04:47Okay.
04:47You'll be in line right behind your daughter.
04:49I'll go get everything ready.
04:52Big baby.
04:54Joe, this is not the weekend I had planned.
04:59Pouring the coal.
05:00What a way to spend a birthday.
05:12Hello?
05:17Yes, I did run an ad about a motorcycle.
05:20Describe it?
05:22Well, I'll tell you this.
05:23This baby was at Woodstock.
05:28How old are you?
05:31Okay.
05:32The bike is bitching.
05:36How many miles on it?
05:37Well, how far you want to go?
05:39Oh, yeah, it'll get you up there.
05:42Would you be needing to get back?
05:43Jack?
05:45Hello?
05:46Hello?
05:50Hey, hey, you got Nicole the skis for her birthday, huh?
05:53I got her the skis.
05:54I made reservations for the three of us at the ski lodge.
05:56I got lift tickets.
05:57I tell you, we are so good at this father thing.
05:59We really do.
06:00We ought to franchise.
06:02I tell you, I hope you're right.
06:03I hope she wants a ski weekend.
06:05Look, I know you had some very good alternative ideas for presents, but I think I know Nicole
06:10a little bit better.
06:10And I know, I know that she wanted to go skiing.
06:13Oh, yeah?
06:13How do you know?
06:14Because she told Zach.
06:15Zach, I wasn't eavesdropping.
06:19I was accidentally reading her mail, and I tripped over her diary, and my ear hit the phone.
06:24Hey, Dads.
06:25Oh, look, for no reason, Nicole is home in the middle of the day.
06:28Hey, hi, look at that.
06:29What a surprise.
06:30Say, Joe, why don't you see if you can find a place to put these huge tongue depressors?
06:40Ski's, how did you know?
06:42It just came to me.
06:48They're beautiful.
06:50Happy birthday.
06:51Oh, thank you.
06:53Yeah, you're welcome.
06:54Well, you're going to look great with those on the slopes this weekend.
06:56Hey, hey, hey.
06:59Oh, hey.
07:00Hey, wait a minute.
07:01Who's keeping what from who?
07:04Well, I guess I'll start.
07:05Dad, I've decided what I want to do for my birthday.
07:09Yes.
07:10I really, really want to go skiing.
07:14Really?
07:16So, will you sign the permission slip?
07:18Wait, what do you mean permission slip for?
07:21Well, you know, it's like a school thing.
07:23I get to go with all my friends.
07:25Oh, this weekend?
07:26What, you and Zach?
07:27I know what you're thinking.
07:29Roaring fireplace, bearskin rugs, me and Nicole snowed in four hours.
07:35Away from you guys.
07:37Wait, that's what I was thinking.
07:40Chaperone.
07:41Chaperone.
07:42He was thinking chaperone.
07:44The one that's going to be there all the time,
07:46Making sure that nobody's dads have anything to worry about.
07:49It's better.
07:50Not better.
07:51What's wrong?
07:52Well, what's wrong is I heard you hinting around all week,
07:54So I made reservations at a ski lodge for the three of us for your birthday.
07:59You and Joey and me?
08:01Yeah.
08:02Yikes.
08:05I mean, wow.
08:08Well, look at the time.
08:11Boy, I wish I had a watch right now.
08:15Bye, Nicole.
08:18Hey, honey, don't you think you should go with us?
08:20I mean, this lodge is beautiful.
08:22First class all the way.
08:24It's terrific.
08:25Surprise.
08:26Happy birthday.
08:30Speak, now.
08:33I don't...
08:35It was...
08:36What?
08:38She wants to go with her friends.
08:39That.
08:41Why?
08:42It's your sweet 16.
08:43I thought that we'd do something really special, you know?
08:45I know.
08:46I love you for that.
08:47But all of my friends are going.
08:50We'll go, too.
08:51Hey, we'll be the chaperones.
08:53Oh, no.
08:53No, I'm sorry.
08:54You can't.
08:56No parents can be chaperones.
08:58Why not?
08:59Give me a minute.
09:02Well, what?
09:03Are we going to embarrass you?
09:04Is that it?
09:05No.
09:06What?
09:06Well, Dad, it's just that nobody else is bringing along their parents.
09:11Yeah, but it's...
09:11It's your birthday.
09:13I know.
09:14I know you had other things planned for us, but...
09:16But what I want for my birthday is to go skiing with my friends.
09:21Joe, you listening to this?
09:23Huh?
09:25Hey, come on.
09:26What, am I alone on this?
09:27Okay, I don't want to fight.
09:29So how about if none of us go?
09:31We'll just stay right here in town.
09:34All right, you know what?
09:35We'll just think of something else that we can all do together, huh?
09:38Okay.
09:39Great.
09:44Please, can I go?
09:47Hey, I don't want to be the party pooper.
09:49If you want to go, fine.
09:51Listen, if my daughter doesn't want to be seen with me on her birthday, I understand that.
09:55Tell you what, here's your permission slip.
09:57And take your new skis and leave your old dads and have a happy birthday.
10:03I'm sorry.
10:05I didn't mean for you to get mad.
10:07That's all right.
10:09Well, hey, how about if we go another weekend?
10:11Sure.
10:24You could have done that without the guilt.
10:27It speaks.
10:29It has an opinion.
10:31Which is apparently that I'm wrong, huh?
10:33No, you just hurt.
10:34And you're not.
10:35A little bit.
10:36But not enough to support me when I could have used your help here.
10:42Oh, that's it?
10:43Four words?
10:44You're all talked out?
10:45You want to lie down for a couple minutes, pops?
10:49Hey, I didn't agree with you, all right?
10:51You think that she's right to do this to us?
10:53Do what to us?
10:54She wants to spend her birthday with her friends.
10:57Come on.
10:57When you were 16 years old, did you spend your birthday with your parents?
11:00Yes.
11:03What, because they made you feel guilty?
11:04No, there's no guilt involved.
11:06My father gave me a choice.
11:07He said you can spend your birthday with us, or you can go out with your friends and kill
11:10your mother.
11:12She's 16, all right?
11:14This is the beginning.
11:15There's a lot of things she's going to want to do with her friends.
11:17She's not going to be your little girl forever, so you've got to start learning to let go.
11:21Now.
11:22Let go.
11:22I can't let go.
11:23I can't just become a useless, worthless appendage in somebody's life.
11:29Hey, Michael, buddy, don't underestimate yourself.
11:40What is it?
11:42Appendicitis.
11:43Are you going to operate?
11:44Unless you want to.
11:48She's going to be okay, right?
11:50They're prepping her now, and in an hour and a half, it'll all be over.
11:53Then she can have all the ice cream she wants.
11:57Isn't that tonsillitis?
11:59Whoa, I better hit the books.
12:03I'm kidding.
12:07Great.
12:07200 miles from nowhere, we got Dr. Shecky.
12:11How's the foot?
12:12Oh, the foot's fine.
12:12It's just a little sprain.
12:13I don't even feel a thing.
12:15Yeah, you're not going to be happy until that's a stump, are you?
12:18Come here.
12:19Mr. Harris, could you sign this release form, please?
12:22It gives us permission to operate on your daughter.
12:26So I sign this, and that's it.
12:29It's final.
12:30She gets operated on?
12:31Please don't worry.
12:33Hey, how can I not worry?
12:34That's my daughter in here.
12:39Hey, Dad.
12:42Now, I know you guys are scared, but I'm going to be fine.
12:48Right?
12:49Hey, better than ever.
12:51Hey, you're going to be the new, improved Nicole.
12:54Can't wait.
12:55All right, you hang in there, kiddo.
12:57Okay?
13:00All right.
13:08Michael.
13:12Hey, remember yesterday I said I didn't want to let go?
13:23Well, I just let go.
13:34Well, do I feel useless.
13:40I wish we knew a little more about that doctor in there.
13:42I'll tell you that.
13:43Hey, Michael, will you stop worrying?
13:44Come on, he looks okay to me.
13:45Oh, he looks okay to you?
13:48Guy could have studied surgery through the mail.
13:50But he's got the Joey Harris looks okay to me seal of approval.
13:54Come on.
13:54For all we know, this is the guy who could be...
13:56Yeah!
13:58You were saying?
13:59Looks okay to me.
14:00Good.
14:00Come on.
14:01You're going to make yourself crazy.
14:03You're telling me you're not going to at least be worried about this guy?
14:05Not really, no.
14:06No, come on.
14:07It's not like we're out in some cave someplace.
14:09We're in a hospital.
14:10We're in a modern medical facility.
14:17We're in a petting zoo.
14:20Mr. Harris?
14:21It's me.
14:21Hey.
14:22She okay?
14:24Everything's fine.
14:25See?
14:25I told you.
14:27Congratulations.
14:27It's a boy.
14:32What are you talking about?
14:33She was a girl when she went in here.
14:34She better be a girl when she comes out.
14:36You go back in here.
14:37You get all that boy stuff off of her.
14:38You turn her back into my daughter.
14:40You understand me?
14:41Uh, excuse me.
14:42I'm Mr. Harris.
14:44Of course you are.
14:58I'm tense.
15:01We're tense and I'm useless.
15:02What a great team we make.
15:05I just, I just wish there was something we could do.
15:08Hey, we're here.
15:09Okay?
15:09Just the fact that she knows that we're here, that makes us useful.
15:14I'm just thinking this whole day, I can't believe we even got here.
15:17That old motorcycle of yours came in pretty handy.
15:20Huh?
15:20You want to buy it?
15:27All right.
15:28There's no answer in the Cole Bradford's cabin.
15:30All right.
15:31Ring Zach Nichol's room.
15:33Yeah, real loud.
15:37You beautiful machine.
15:39I don't even know why I'm thinking of selling you.
15:44Oh, yeah.
15:45I remember now.
15:47No answer there either, huh?
15:50All right.
15:50Look, ring every fireplace in the lodge, okay?
15:54All right.
15:54Okay.
15:55Okay.
15:55Okay.
15:55Okay.
15:56All right.
15:56Just leave a message for Nicole then.
15:57Just tell her that Joey says happy birthday.
16:00Just a minute.
16:01A minute.
16:03Just a minute.
16:04Coming with you.
16:06One second.
16:11Hey, Julian.
16:12How you doing?
16:13Hey, Joe.
16:14I want to thank you for holding on to that bike long enough to give me a shot at it.
16:18Yeah.
16:20Well, you better act quick, buddy, because that bike ain't going to be around too long.
16:24Boy, oh boy, oh boy.
16:27Joe, I got to admit something to you.
16:29I don't know anything about motorcycles.
16:31I mean, it's pretty enough, but for all I know, it could be garbage.
16:35Yeah, well, like you say, what do you know, right?
16:38Well, I hope you don't mind, but ask somebody to meet me here who does know about these things.
16:43Hi.
16:46Judge.
16:47Is that it?
16:48Yeah.
16:49Isn't she a beauty?
16:50What do you think, Judge?
16:52I don't know yet.
16:54Well, shouldn't you be looking at the bike?
16:57I don't know anything about motorcycles.
16:59But you said you were an expert.
17:01I am.
17:02I'm a Joey expert.
17:04Okay, Joe, how old's the bike?
17:08It's a classic.
17:10How old?
17:11It's a collector's ride.
17:13How old?
17:18Okay, next question.
17:20Where was it made?
17:22Hey, that bike was made in the motorcycle capital of the world.
17:29Egypt.
17:32What do you think, Julian?
17:34I don't know, Judge.
17:36What do I think?
17:40Pass.
17:42You heard me, Joe.
17:47Hey, Julian.
17:48Bye, Mikey.
17:49Hey, bundle up.
17:50It's cold out there.
17:51It's getting real cold.
17:52I saw a guy go to rub his nose.
17:53Broke it right off.
17:56Supposed to snow, too, I hear.
17:58Snow?
17:59Well, that makes it a perfect weekend for skiing.
18:02Oh, here we go.
18:03Come on.
18:03We'll hit you right up to the slopes right now.
18:05Oh, I forgot.
18:06I'd only embarrass everybody there.
18:09Hey, Michael.
18:10You know, I just called Nicole, and I wish for a happy birthday I left a message.
18:13Why don't you do the same thing?
18:14No.
18:14No.
18:15I can picture it.
18:16She's, you know, she's at dinner, and the maitre d' says,
18:19Miss Bradford, we've got an embarrassing phone call for you.
18:22It's your father.
18:23My father, would you like to take the call, or would you rather be dipped in pudding and
18:28made to sing, I'm a little teapot in front of all your friends?
18:32Hey, Judge, will you do something with this guy, huh?
18:36Sure.
18:39Michael.
18:42Grow up.
18:45Come on, Judge.
18:46That's what you say all the time.
18:48Do better.
18:50Did you think she was going to want to spend every birthday with you?
18:54No, I thought this one.
18:55I'm 16.
18:57I just feel like she's kind of outgrowing me.
19:00Congratulations.
19:02Why?
19:03Because you and Joey have made her feel secure enough to want to do things without you.
19:07And secure enough to tell you about it.
19:10We did a good thing.
19:11See that?
19:12I did good.
19:13Explain it to him why, and I'll listen in.
19:17Michael, she was born knowing how to be a child.
19:21You're teaching her how to be an adult.
19:23Hey, that's exactly what I told him.
19:25The hell you did?
19:26What'd you say?
19:27You said, get over it, butthead.
19:31Hey, Michael, Michael, you gotta learn to read between the lines, buddy.
19:35Well, I didn't have my bozo decoder ring, buddy.
19:42Where are you going?
19:44Well, my work in this town is done.
19:50Come on.
19:51Give her a call.
19:51Wish her a happy birthday.
19:53All right, I will.
19:54You know, she's so darn grown up, I'm going to reverse the charges.
19:59Hello?
20:01Yeah, this is Michael Taylor.
20:03The what?
20:04What hospital?
20:05What?
20:06What, what, what?
20:07Nicole had stomach pains.
20:08They took her to a hospital.
20:09They don't know exactly what's wrong.
20:10Can we talk to her?
20:13Oh.
20:14Oh, okay.
20:15All right, we, you tell her that we're up there as soon as we can.
20:18We're on our way.
20:19Okay.
20:20We gotta get up there, Joe.
20:22How are we gonna get up there?
20:23There's no trains, no, no buses, nobody's in the, cabs wouldn't even take us in this weather.
20:32Oh, my God.
20:33Come on.
20:34Oh, my God.
20:35Come on, get up.
20:37Oh, no.
20:38Oh, come on.
20:45She's asking for you guys.
20:47Is she really gonna be okay?
20:48Well, she's fine.
20:50But don't be upset.
20:51She's gonna look a little different.
20:52What, with her head shaved and all?
20:58Why'd you have to shave her head?
20:59It was an appendectomy.
21:01Oh, this isn't gonna look good on my record.
21:07Kidding.
21:09The operation went perfectly.
21:11She'll be out of here in a couple of days.
21:13Go.
21:18How you feeling, sweetie?
21:21Tats?
21:23Is that you?
21:26Come closer.
21:28Let me feel your faces.
21:33Kidding!
21:36I mean, I told you she was gonna be a doctor.
21:42Michael, are you still mad at me?
21:45How could I be mad?
21:47Well, I was thinking.
21:49Maybe you were right.
21:51I mean, maybe I was being a little selfish,
21:54not sharing my birthday with you.
21:56Are you kidding?
21:58You figured out a way to spend your birthday
21:59with your friends and your dad.
22:01It's pretty smart thinking.
22:02You know what I mean.
22:04It's not like I don't love you guys.
22:06Yeah, no.
22:06It's just that, uh, you're growing up now.
22:10And so are we.
22:12Okay, me.
22:13So are me.
22:15I guess I wasn't as ready for you growing up as you were.
22:19And I know I'm supposed to be really happy about that,
22:21so I am going to try.
22:25But I'll tell you, truthfully, I would,
22:27you know, I would still like to hear,
22:29once in a while, I'd like to hear you say,
22:31you know...
22:31Daddy.
22:36I'm so glad you guys are here.
22:39We love you with or without your appendix.
22:41You know, Zach and all your friends have been calling.
22:44They want to know when they can see you.
22:47Later, okay?
22:49Right now, I just want to be with you.
22:53You hear that?
22:54She wants to be with us.
22:58Happy birthday, Nicole.
23:10Happy birthday, Nicole.
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