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00:11Help! Help! Help!
00:12Nick! Nick!
00:16What happened?
00:17Bug! Bug! Bug! Bug! Up in my room!
00:21Oh, honey, you're making all this fuss over a bug?
00:23No, not a bug. The bug. The mother bug.
00:27Ick. Ick. Do something.
00:33Hey, Mikey. We got an icky bug problem. What are we gonna do, huh?
00:36All right, Joe. Here's the plan. I'll go get the bug.
00:39And you and Nicole keep hopping. Keep hopping.
00:42Dad, this is serious.
00:44Don't worry. Mike will kill Bug. Mike will smooch Bug.
00:48Mike's strongest hunter in cave.
00:53We're moving.
00:56Get back in there, you wuss. That bug can take me.
00:59Hey, I'll smash him with his shoe.
01:01The shoes he's wearing are bigger than that.
01:06Where is the bug spray?
01:08It was there yesterday.
01:09It's gone.
01:10And so is the oven cleaner and the detergent and the bleach?
01:13Yeah, well, it's all poison.
01:15I decided we don't need that around the house anymore.
01:18You decided, Joe? We got Bugzilla in there.
01:25Dad, how are we supposed to kill it?
01:27Hey, Nick, why do we gotta kill it?
01:29You always said you wanted a pet.
01:31No.
01:33Now look, I'm going into Michael's room and I am not coming out again until you two show me an
01:38icky, dead bug body.
01:42You don't need that.
01:44You don't need that.
01:45Yeah, you're right.
01:45I'm just being silly.
01:49Put that down.
01:50Come on.
01:51Come on.
02:06Here, Spot.
02:10Here, Spot.
02:14Come on, Joey's gonna turn little Spot into a big stain.
02:20I can't believe you're afraid of a bug.
02:22Whoa!
02:25Underneath the radiator.
02:27And he had to duck.
02:29Let me get one little splitz of bug spray.
02:31Who is that gonna hurt, huh?
02:32Hey, it's poison.
02:33It's gonna hurt all of us, especially Nicole.
02:35Okay, if we don't start cleaning up the planet by the time...
02:38What, the bug?
02:38The speech!
02:40I don't wanna hear that speech now.
02:43You don't think we got a responsibility to our planet, huh?
02:45I mean, to all living things?
02:46Yes, Joe, I agree.
02:48All life is sacred.
02:49Die!
02:52You wanna kill that bug?
02:54Yes.
02:55I'll get him out from underneath that radiator for you, alright?
03:01Hey, hey, Joe!
03:02That's not funny!
03:04Hey!
03:05Oh!
03:05Hey, hey!
03:06Hey, get off of me!
03:08Get off!
03:08Let go of my foot!
03:09Oh!
03:09Oh!
03:10Oh!
03:11Hey!
03:11beats
03:16You can count on me
03:19No matter what you do
03:22You can count on me
03:24No matter where you go
03:27Standing by your side
03:29I'll be right there, no one loves you more than I do, put your hand in mine, I can see
03:37a part of me in you, there's something special that comes shining through, I hear it in your laughter and
03:48I feel it when you cry, I will be right there for you until the day I die, you can
03:57count on me.
03:59No matter what you do, you can count on me. No matter where you go, you can count on me.
04:13Ah, okay, who gets the bloat burger with cheese?
04:17Mine.
04:19Fish dog? Yummy.
04:24What are these?
04:26Chicken pucks.
04:30Wait a minute, I thought you were allergic to chicken.
04:33Not the beaks.
04:37Dad, want some fries?
04:38You know, you guys really shouldn't be eating that stuff.
04:41We know, we know, it's junk food, it's poison, we're all gonna die.
04:46Hey, they're cutting down the rainforest to make grazing land for the cattle that those burgers are made out of.
04:50What do you think about that?
04:53Do fish have hair?
04:57See this container? See this thing? This thing never breaks down.
05:00When you crush this thing, the chlorofluorocarbons are released into the atmosphere and they eat giant holes into the ozone
05:06layer.
05:07Without the ozone layer, we're not gonna be...
05:09What?
05:12Later, okay?
05:13Hey, how about there might not be a later unless you guys get smart now?
05:16Oh, Dad.
05:18Oh, no.
05:20Hey, nobody wants to hear this stuff, right?
05:22Hey, but we all better start listening now.
05:25All right, look, I got an idea. I got an idea. There's a big rally this afternoon.
05:29I'm gonna go down. There's gonna be a couple speakers.
05:31They're gonna be talking about what we can all do to, you know, clean up the planet.
05:34What do you say you guys come with me?
05:40Come on, you might learn something.
05:43It's Saturday. We don't have to learn anything until Monday.
05:49We were going to a movie.
05:50What, you can't go to a movie tomorrow? Come on, go with me.
05:53Dad, what is this rally gonna help, anyway?
05:57Hey, you're gonna be carrying picket signs, right?
05:59Don't they have to kill trees to make picket signs?
06:01No.
06:07Oh, this is really, really funny to you guys, huh?
06:13Dad, what difference does it make whether I go or not?
06:17A big difference.
06:18Come on, I'm one person, and so are you.
06:21I mean, nothing that one person does is gonna change a thing.
06:25This is my kid talking?
06:26And this is what you think?
06:29Oh, you better be wrong, Nicole.
06:31For your own good.
06:44So then he left for the rally.
06:46Why was he so mad, Michael?
06:48Let me tell you something about when Joey feels strongly about an issue.
06:51He always...
06:52One time in college, he was protesting for co-ed dorms.
06:56So to prove his point, he and two women were...
07:00Let's go back even further, okay?
07:02Before...
07:03In ninth grade, the issue was dress code, right?
07:06Because back then, we weren't allowed to wear dungarees to school.
07:09Well, that's unfair.
07:10You're telling me.
07:11What's a dungaree?
07:15Those were jeans that cost nine dollars.
07:18Get out of here.
07:21Anyway, Joey convinced me that it was un-American to be told what you could wear and what you
07:25couldn't wear, and that we should make a statement.
07:27So you complained to the principal?
07:29Oh, no, that would be too easy.
07:30Joey had a better idea.
07:32So one day, each of us showed up at homeroom wearing a dress.
07:37That's great.
07:38How did you look?
07:39Mine was kind of nice.
07:40You know, a powder blue belted at the waist.
07:43It was pretty tasteful.
07:44Joey, of course, looked like a tramp.
07:49So, so what did you get from all that?
07:51I got detention.
07:52Joey got pinned.
07:56No, no, I mean the dress code.
07:57Oh, it worked.
07:58They changed the dress code.
07:59We made a difference.
08:02Well, those were the days, I'll tell you.
08:03Right on, far out, make lunch, not war.
08:07Hello, all you need is love.
08:08Love is all you need.
08:09Michael, row your boat ashore speaking.
08:12Uh-huh.
08:14All right.
08:21Did I ever tell you about the time Joey got arrested?
08:25When was that?
08:27Just now.
08:38All right, what's this?
08:40Disturbing the peace, your honor.
08:41He's charged with playing a portable radio at an unacceptable volume on a city bus.
08:47Oh, that is so annoying.
08:51It's his 17th offense, your honor.
08:54Yeah.
08:55Well, I feel it's my right to express myself as loud as I need to.
09:00How about that?
09:03Come here, darling.
09:0730 days!
09:10How about that?
09:16There are times when I just love this job.
09:27What is this?
09:28Case number 11213.
09:30Southeast oil versus me.
09:34Recess.
09:36Why?
09:37I can't hear this case.
09:40Mr. Harris is a close, personal...
09:43guy.
09:46So, everybody out.
09:52Come here, Joe.
09:59Hey, you don't even know what I did.
10:00Joe, what happened?
10:02Everything's fine.
10:03What do you mean, everything's fine?
10:04You were arrested.
10:05Of course, I broke the law.
10:08Listen, Joe, I'm not a lawyer, but I'm thinking,
10:11maybe it's not such a smart idea to actually admit you broke the law
10:14in front of, oh, say, a judge.
10:18I'm not a judge in this case.
10:20I'm a friend.
10:23What did you do?
10:27It was an environmental protest.
10:29Oh, no, what'd you do?
10:30You pulled some crazy stunt?
10:32Hey, what is so crazy about breaking into a bathroom
10:34and pouring oil down the toilet?
10:36I know.
10:37Pick me.
10:37Me first.
10:40Did you know that big oil spill off the Jersey coast?
10:42Well, that Southeast oil tanker leaked thousands of gallons of oil
10:46all over the beach.
10:47So I went down here, and I shoveled up a couple barrels,
10:50and I took it down to their executive offices,
10:52and I dumped it in their toilets.
10:54And what is that supposed to prove?
10:57Hey, the point is, if they're going to treat our world like a toilet,
11:00I'm going to treat their toilets like they're treating our world.
11:03Right on, Joe.
11:04Power to the plungers.
11:06Yeah.
11:08I don't know, Joe.
11:09It just seems like, to me, all you did was get yourself into a lot of trouble.
11:15Judge, what happens now?
11:18Maybe nothing, honey.
11:20Big companies like Southeast Oil, they shy away from publicity like this.
11:24They'll probably settle for a small fine.
11:26So he pays the fine, and that's it?
11:29Joey, I cannot believe how lucky you are.
11:32I mean, nobody finds out about it.
11:33Nobody goes to jail.
11:34It's like you didn't do anything.
11:36Oh, is that what you think?
11:38I didn't do anything?
11:41Hey, maybe I didn't do enough.
11:48A buck says, this is bad.
11:54Okay, Mr. Harris.
11:57My grandchildren are visiting this afternoon,
11:59and I'd like to spend some time with them.
12:01So let's get this thing over with.
12:03Southeast Oil is willing to drop the whole thing
12:07on the condition that you clean up their bathroom.
12:10Sound good?
12:11Yes.
12:12No.
12:14Why, Mr. Harris?
12:16I will clean up their bathroom when they clean up my beach.
12:20Can I just show you a picture of my grandchildren?
12:25Hey, I'm doing this for your grandchildren, Judge.
12:30I'll have to set a fine.
12:31A hundred dollars.
12:33I won't pay it.
12:35Judge, if he doesn't pay the fine...
12:37That's why I got your two dads, sweetie.
12:44Thirty days suspended sentence?
12:47No.
12:49Are you aware there are people
12:50who haven't even committed crimes
12:52who would kill for that sentence?
12:56All right.
12:57I'm paying the fine.
12:58Hey, nobody's paying this fine.
12:59Hey, I'm not paying the fine.
13:01If I pay this fine,
13:02the whole thing gets covered up.
13:03No publicity, no nothing.
13:05If I go to jail,
13:06maybe somebody will think it's important.
13:07Hey, this is not high school detention.
13:09This is jail.
13:09Mr. Taylor.
13:10Shush.
13:11What do you want me to do?
13:13What do you want me to do?
13:14I will do it.
13:15Hey, I am not asking you to do anything.
13:18Give me a second.
13:19Did you hear this?
13:19Did you hear the bang?
13:21Mr. Taylor.
13:21Just a second.
13:22Do you know what that bang means?
13:23All finished.
13:24Pay the fine.
13:25Just pay the fine.
13:26Mr. Taylor.
13:26I got the hammer.
13:27I'm talking.
13:28Look, just pay the fine.
13:30It's a hundred bucks.
13:31Pay it, George.
13:31Do you realize what could have happened?
13:32You could have gotten a very tough judge.
13:34But no, you lucked out.
13:36You got Judge Wimpner.
13:45Guess what?
13:53Well, buddy, at least if we're going to go through this, we'll go through it together,
13:58huh?
14:01All three of us.
14:12Hey, hey, you got to let me out of here.
14:14I don't belong in here.
14:15I'm a financial advisor.
14:16Hey, so am I.
14:18Me too.
14:18Oh, what company?
14:24Don't believe this.
14:25I got to get out of here.
14:26I got to get out of here.
14:28Why?
14:28I was thinking we could pal around together.
14:32Of course we can.
14:35Card!
14:36Will you relax?
14:38The judge gave you 24 hours for contempt of court.
14:40You're going to be out of here today.
14:41I'm not talking to you.
14:44You're not in here because of me.
14:46Right.
14:46You're in here because of your mouth.
14:48All night.
14:49Bicker, bicker, bicker.
14:51Like a couple of married people.
14:53Is there something about you two I ought to know?
14:55Oh, it's not what you think.
14:58We just, we happen to live together when raising a daughter.
15:03Guard!
15:08Yeah, I think he likes you, Mikey.
15:11You are dead to me.
15:12Hey, fine.
15:13Be miserable.
15:13Oh, you're enjoying this?
15:15No.
15:15No, but I got a reason for being here.
15:17I care that the planet's being turned into a dump.
15:19Well, so do I.
15:21So does any sane person.
15:22And yes, I agree that something has to be done about it.
15:25But this is not it.
15:26How are you going to save the planet if you're in jail?
15:29It's a dilemma I myself have wrestled with a few times.
15:37We must get out of here now.
15:39No, I can't because I'm here for a reason.
15:41What is your reason?
15:42You really think that the whole world is going to stand up and take notice because you are in here?
15:46I noticed.
15:47And I'm going to do everything I can to help the environment as soon as they let me in it.
15:54See?
15:55You're nuts.
15:56You are crazy.
15:57Nobody cares that you are here.
15:59Believe me.
16:00You know, Joe, Pinhead has a point.
16:05This isn't the 60s.
16:07You're not going to make the paper sitting around a cell singing Kumbaya.
16:11Yeah, well, it doesn't matter.
16:13Because this is my way of making a statement.
16:15There are other ways.
16:17You mean through the system like you?
16:18So, okay, I don't pour oil down people's toilets.
16:21I get plenty involved, pal.
16:23I work for candidates that I believe in.
16:25I send letters.
16:25I sign petition.
16:26What's wrong with that?
16:27Hey, nothing.
16:27That's fine.
16:28That's great.
16:29That's your way.
16:30This is my way.
16:31And this is what you're trying to teach your daughter.
16:32That going to jail, that's the right way, huh?
16:35Yeah.
16:35Yeah.
16:36No, no.
16:36This is my way.
16:38Okay?
16:38She can do any way she chooses.
16:40Your way, my way, her own way.
16:42But right now, she's got no way.
16:44And she doesn't care because she doesn't think that she can make a difference.
16:47Well, I want her to care.
16:56See, now I remember why I put on that dress.
17:00Garn!
17:06You always used to give me grief when I do these kind of things, right?
17:09But you knew that I'm doing them for the right reason.
17:13Right?
17:15Shut up.
17:19Uh-oh.
17:20I feel a hug coming.
17:24Which one of you is Michael Taylor?
17:25You're free to go.
17:27Well, so long, buddy.
17:29I'm Michael Taylor.
17:32Sit down, Chuck.
17:34Oh.
17:39Go on.
17:47Go on.
17:48Get out of here.
17:50Hey, are you going to stay here till what?
17:51Till you get into the news?
17:52How is that going to happen?
17:54I don't know.
17:55I got 29 more days to find out.
18:13Next case.
18:15That's it, Your Honor.
18:16There's nothing left from the docket.
18:18Court's adjourned.
18:22Judge, where's Michael?
18:24Judge, where's Michael?
18:25You got him out hours ago.
18:26Don't worry, sweetie.
18:27We'll meet him at home.
18:29Sorry I couldn't get Joey out, too.
18:31He just wouldn't go for it.
18:33Why not?
18:35He said he hadn't made his statement yet.
18:39Hello.
18:41I'm back from my trip up the river.
18:44I made you a little something in shop.
18:52Sorry, it's so small.
18:53I wasn't there real long.
18:55Where have you been?
18:56Trying to get somebody to tell Joey's story.
18:59I went to the radio stations, newspapers, a magazine or two.
19:01Nobody seems to feel that he's news unless he did what he did because Elvis told him to.
19:07So he's going to spend 30 days in jail?
19:10For what?
19:12Is the world going to be any different?
19:14I think he's hoping you'll be different.
19:16What does this have to do with me?
19:18I'm not polluting the beaches.
19:20Nobody's saying it's your fault, but whoever put it there, it's still there.
19:23It's going to be there for a while.
19:25It's not going away.
19:27And sooner or later, you're going to have to do something.
19:29Do what?
19:30Go to jail?
19:31No, I don't think so.
19:33I think Joey just wants you to care, and so do I.
19:36I do.
19:38Maybe I've been a little lazy, but from now on, I'll recycle, and I'll ask for paper instead of plastic,
19:43and I won't use bug spray.
19:45Will he come out now?
19:47See, you're only half the reason he's doing this crazy thing.
19:50Getting his point to the rest of the world is the other half, and I don't know what to do
19:54about that.
19:59Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya, kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya.
20:20Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya, oh, lord, kumbaya.
20:31Open that cell.
20:33Who are you?
20:34That's Judge Margaret Wilber.
20:35She's a personal friend of mine.
20:37We get together every three to five years.
20:41Hey, Judge, I told you I'm staying in.
20:45Here's my ID.
20:47Here's my authorization.
20:49Give me the key to that cell.
20:54Now.
21:11Hey, you can't do that.
21:12Give me the key back.
21:14Come and get it.
21:17Whoa.
21:21Judge, what are you doing?
21:22Smile.
21:24Okay, folks, come on in.
21:26Joey Harris, meet the press.
21:30Okay, folks.
21:34Fire away.
21:47Well, Dad, you finally made your statement.
21:50It was time to take a stand, commented Judge Margaret Wilber, shown here with unidentified man.
21:58That's you, Dad.
22:01So what do you think, Joe?
22:03Page three, good enough?
22:05It's a start.
22:07Hey, thanks, Judge.
22:09Do it again.
22:10I'll let you rot for 40 years.
22:14Joey, I've been thinking about what you did, and I want you to know that I'm really proud of you.
22:21Yeah, I didn't do it to make you proud of me.
22:24I know.
22:26But I am anyway.
22:29Bug!
22:30Bug!
22:30Big bug!
22:31Big bug!
22:32Bug!
22:33You little big baby.
22:34What, you can't shave with a bug in the bathroom?
22:36It took my razor.
22:39I know a way we can get him.
22:41I've been reading up.
22:42Instead of pesticides, you can use a box of baking soda.
22:46See, Joey?
22:47I do care.
22:48Okay, now let's see if my way works.
22:52See, Joe?
22:53She cares.
22:55You made a difference.
22:57Good.
22:59Ew!
23:01Ew!
23:02Ew!
23:02Ew!
23:03Ew!
23:04Ew!
23:04Ew!
23:04What happened?
23:05Baking soda didn't work?
23:06I got him.
23:08Ew!
23:09Ew!
23:13Huh?
23:13Ew!
23:14Ew.
23:15Ew.
23:22Ew!
23:23Ew!
23:23Ew!
23:24Ew!
23:24Ew!
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