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Spring Fling
The girls try to make Nikki a Spring Queen, but Tricia stands in the way, and seduces Jonesy to help her in the campaign against Nikki. When Nikki finds out about this, she feels betrayed and hits Jonesy with a chair.
The girls try to make Nikki a Spring Queen, but Tricia stands in the way, and seduces Jonesy to help her in the campaign against Nikki. When Nikki finds out about this, she feels betrayed and hits Jonesy with a chair.
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00:08We have to do what we can to save the coral reefs.
00:12Now, who's with me?
00:15No one cares about anything around here.
00:18Uh, cheer up.
00:20Must be another rally.
00:21Make a wish and vote for Trish for Spring Queen.
00:25That's what all this cheering is about?
00:27Spring Queen nominations?
00:28Uh, well, talk about brainwashing people into mindless zombies.
00:32We love Trish.
00:34We love Trish.
00:36We love Trish.
00:38We love Trish.
00:39Sorry.
00:45I think it's tragic that people waste this much time and energy on a dance.
00:49Guys, I have to show you something really horrible.
00:54I got my bangs cut.
00:57Ew.
00:58Those are bad.
00:59If they don't grow out before they dance, I won't be able to go.
01:03You can always wear the lemon hat.
01:06Caitlin, chill.
01:07It's just a stupid dance.
01:09I'm talking about the collapse of an entire ecosystem, and you're telling me all you care about is the spring
01:14dance?
01:17I got a date this year.
01:19I got a date this year.
01:19Nice, dude.
01:21I got a new dress.
01:23I'm renting my first tux.
01:25And the after party is at our place.
01:27Yes, yes.
01:28I've always wanted to host an after party.
01:31Awesome.
01:31All right.
01:40So, Wyatt, who is she?
01:42Her name's Brianna.
01:43Her parents are both shrinks, and she wants to be one, too.
01:46She's so cool.
01:48Introduce us before the dance.
01:50Okay.
01:50Can we talk about something other than the dance, please?
01:55Hmm.
01:57I'm chair of the dance committee this year.
01:59All right!
02:02Ahem.
02:04Sorry, Nikki, but dances are fun.
02:06You realize this whole spring queen thing is just one big popularity contest?
02:11Um, yeah.
02:12Of course.
02:13Well, I'd rather chew off my left foot than enter.
02:15Maybe if you ran for spring queen, you could actually get people to pay attention to your cause.
02:19Yeah, because people always listen to what spring queens have to say.
02:23You do get to give a speech to the school.
02:26You can speak to them when they have nowhere else to go.
02:29It's not the craziest idea ever.
02:31Yes, it is.
02:33I'd do it if I were you.
02:35Oh, yes!
02:36No, no, never.
02:38Oh, why can't I just hijack the big food court screen and give a speech on it?
02:43Because everyone would leave.
02:45Come on, can you see me as spring queen?
02:48No!
02:49Hey, think about it, Nikki.
02:51If you won, you could say whatever you wanted.
02:54And people would be forced to listen.
02:56It is absolutely killing me to say this, but it might actually work.
03:01Yes!
03:02Nikki's running for spring queen!
03:04Woo!
03:05I want it on record that the only reason I'm doing this is to draw attention to the reefs.
03:09Got it?
03:10All right!
03:12I don't know why I'm bothering.
03:14I'll never be Trisha.
03:15She's promised to make bikinis the new gym uniform.
03:18Which I'm not opposed to.
03:21You can do it, Nikki.
03:23You just need a really good spring queen coach.
03:26Me?
03:27But what if I decide to run?
03:29Ahem.
03:35Okay, I'll do it.
03:36I'll sacrifice my own dreams for the coral reef.
03:39Cool.
03:40I'm a friend of the fish.
03:42Thanks, man.
03:43Okay, guys.
03:44Let's kick spring dance butt!
03:46Ugh.
03:47I don't have a chance.
03:48Hey!
03:48Hey!
03:49Hey!
03:51Hey!
03:51Hey!
03:52Hey!
03:53Hey!
03:54Hey!
03:54Hey!
03:55Uh, care to tell me what we're doing?
03:57Step number one to winning spring queen.
04:00Be popular.
04:01It's called the hey thing.
04:04You have to say hey to each person passing, so you can add them to the list of people you
04:08know.
04:09Remember, make eye contact first.
04:13Ah!
04:14Hey!
04:16Hey!
04:17Hey, you really have to work on your hey thing.
04:21Jude, we've got to find out where Nikki lags in the polls.
04:24I'm on it.
04:25Hey!
04:26Hey.
04:30What do you mean the caterer double booked?
04:32Jonesy, Jen, this is Brianna.
04:34Hey!
04:35No!
04:35No!
04:36Don't put me on hold!
04:37Don't!
04:38Hey, sorry.
04:40I'm just stressing big time.
04:41My spring dance committee is letting me hire an assistant, and I don't even have time to do that!
04:45Is it hard for you to give over some of that control?
04:49Who, me?
04:50No!
04:50Not at all!
04:51I'm the least controlling person in the world!
04:55So, you're not, like, nervous about delegating responsibilities?
05:00Please!
05:01Trust me!
05:02No one is more into handing things off than me!
05:05Sweet!
05:06Because I could use a job!
05:07There is no way I'm gonna trust you with something this important!
05:11Interesting.
05:13What?
05:13I was just wondering where this need to control comes from.
05:17It's not about control.
05:19It's about him being a slacker!
05:21Hey!
05:21Okay.
05:22Because I'm perfectly fine not controlling everything.
05:26In fact, Jonesy, you can have the job!
05:28Nice!
05:29So what do I do?
05:30First we need to...
05:31Can you hold that thought?
05:32I hear a cheeseburger calling my name.
05:34Hey!
05:35Get back here!
05:37Or take your lunch and we'll talk later.
05:40Here!
05:46Hi, handsome.
05:49I have a confession to make.
05:51I am totally crushing on you, Jonesy.
05:54You are?
05:55I mean, that's cool.
05:59Whoa.
06:01Okay, I'd love to go out with you, Tricia, but my friends would kill me.
06:06What's one innocent date going to do?
06:08Oh, you don't know Nikki.
06:11Jonesy.
06:11Please go away.
06:13You're evil.
06:14That is so unfair.
06:16No one ever really gives me a chance.
06:18But you're running against Nikki for Spring Queen.
06:22Look at it this way.
06:23If you go out with me, you'll definitely be distracting me from my campaign.
06:28I'll consider it a public service.
06:31Now you're talking.
06:33See you later.
06:35Yes!
06:37Oh, I'm in such big trouble.
06:44We'd have to go with Tricia.
06:45She's got better cleavage.
06:47Anything I can do to change your minds?
06:50Not unless you can grow boobs.
06:54Hmm.
06:56Nikki and Tricia both scare us.
07:01Nikki who?
07:03Tricia rocks, man.
07:0823, 24, 25.
07:13Hey, she came on to me.
07:16See you later, sweetie.
07:21Vote Nikki.
07:23Buddy, you're necking with the enemy.
07:25I know.
07:27Okay, but in my defense, she is so hot.
07:30But she's like really mean to your friends, dude.
07:34Look at it this way.
07:35I'm totally distracting the enemy from doing her job properly.
07:39One could even say that I'm taking one for the team.
07:43Just don't tell the team, okay?
07:46Right.
07:48Maintain a pleasant demeanor at all times.
07:51This sucks.
07:53I can see this is going to take some work.
07:56Let's do a drill.
07:57Gee, this lemon on my head sure feels heavy.
08:01Probably because the lemon has a greater brain mass than your head.
08:04Aha!
08:04Fail!
08:05Oh, but you handed that one to me.
08:07Nonetheless, you have to be a lot stronger than that to be popular.
08:11Okay.
08:13I have the results of our first advance poll.
08:16And?
08:17Females are leaning towards Tricia by about 8 to 1.
08:22Guys are 9 to 1.
08:25Hmm.
08:26Okay.
08:26It's time for us to crank this operation up a notch.
08:30Okay, everybody.
08:31Listen up.
08:32I am pleased to present the new and improved, and soon to be popular, Nikki!
08:41Whoa!
08:43Ooh!
08:44Ooh!
08:48Not bad!
08:52I'm gonna...
08:53Nikki!
08:53Never deter a guy from appreciating you.
08:56Remember, you need the mail votes, too.
08:59Okay.
08:59The next 24 hours are crucial.
09:02We have to come up with the best campaign giveaway ever, and Nikki has to continue being nice.
09:07Hey, I can be nice when I have to.
09:10Any ideas, people?
09:11According to Pavlov, psychological rewards are successful in getting people to do things.
09:16Uh, who are you again?
09:18Oh, sorry.
09:19This is my girlfriend, Brianna.
09:21Hey.
09:21Hey.
09:22Hey again.
09:23That's it.
09:24We say for every 10 votes a person brings in, Nikki will do their homework for a week.
09:29Are you kidding me?
09:30I'd have to clone myself about five times to do that.
09:34Hey, everyone.
09:37I have a big surprise for our high school.
09:41If you vote for me for Spring Queen, my daddy will donate a brand new basketball court to the school.
09:51Whoa.
09:52A basketball court.
09:55And if you vote for Nikki, you get Big Fat Nothing.
09:59Whoa.
10:01I don't have a chance.
10:03There you are.
10:04You didn't book the hall.
10:05Because of you, there's not going to be a spring dance.
10:08What?
10:09But I have a date this year.
10:11Aw, man.
10:13See you on that special night.
10:15We love Trish.
10:17We love Trish.
10:19We love Trish.
10:20We love Trish.
10:22We love Trish.
10:27We love Trish.
11:02Huh?
11:03The only place left is the food court.
11:05A spring dance in the food court?
11:07Hey, why not?
11:08No way.
11:10There's nowhere else to do it.
11:11It is better than nothing.
11:13Fine, we'll do it.
11:15Yay!
11:17Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
11:19Hey.
11:19Vote for Nikki.
11:20Hey.
11:21Vote for Nikki.
11:23Hey.
11:24Hey.
11:25Vote for Nikki.
11:26With your new poise, popularity, and the giveaways, you're sure to give Trisha a run for her money.
11:31Hey, babe.
11:36Hey.
11:40We have to stop doing this.
11:42I can't really remember why at the moment.
11:46Jonesy, I don't want to come between you and your friends.
11:49You don't?
11:50No.
11:51I say let the best woman be queen.
11:54I have to say I did love the giveaways.
11:56What?
11:56How do you know about those?
11:58Duh.
11:58Well, they handed them out in the food court earlier.
12:01How did you think of them?
12:02They are so smart.
12:04Oh, you know, just tried to think of something no one wanted to do, like homework, and told
12:10everyone that Nikki would do it for them.
12:12You are such a genius.
12:18Okay, dudes, Nikki's up with female voters.
12:21Well done, Nikki.
12:22And the guys like you much more with your new hairdo.
12:26Unbelievable.
12:27Time for our awesome giveaways.
12:30Everyone, listen up.
12:32If you vote for me for Spring Queen, Derwin and Darth will do your homework for a week.
12:40Good idea.
12:41Jude, that's our idea.
12:44They totally stole it.
12:46Oh, right.
12:47How did they find out?
12:48I'm sure it was underhanded.
12:51Oh, the sore losers are sulking.
12:54It was a great idea, by the way.
12:56Thanks.
12:57Oh, that's it.
12:59Let me add her.
12:59No!
13:00We can't afford your skin to break out from stress.
13:05Maybe while we're waiting for everyone to show up, you can analyze me.
13:08Wyatt, I can't.
13:09It's a conflict.
13:11Oh, come on.
13:11I can take it.
13:12Wyatt, have you seen Jonesy?
13:14He didn't book the photographer.
13:18Trisha?
13:19It's over.
13:20I can't lie to my friends anymore.
13:24Whoa.
13:25I didn't know you'd take it so hard.
13:27I can still come to those parties, right?
13:30Yeah, if you could just do me one last little favor.
13:37Sure.
13:38What is it?
13:39I was hoping you could convince Nikki to drop out of the race.
13:43Why would I do that?
13:45Well, it looks like for some silly reason, she might actually come close to winning, which
13:50is ridiculous.
13:52She doesn't really want to be queen anyway.
13:55Come on, Jonesy.
13:56I'll let you have the first dance with me.
13:58What?
13:59You've been using me all along, haven't you?
14:01You are evil.
14:04Happy spring dance.
14:06Wait until I show Nikki this.
14:08Come on, I can take it.
14:09Hi, guys.
14:10Hey, you guys look great.
14:12Thanks.
14:12I still can't believe Trisha stole her giveaways.
14:15Hey, Rihanna can't give me a psycho evaluation because I'm her boyfriend.
14:19Oh, do me.
14:20But I'm not a professional yet.
14:23Please.
14:24Oh, okay.
14:25Let me see.
14:27Caitlyn, I think you're really kind and open-hearted to help your friend Nikki.
14:33Aw, that's sweet.
14:35But you're also kind of shallow and a sucker for other people's approval.
14:41But you still like me, right?
14:44Isn't she great?
14:45Oh, yeah.
14:47She's a cool drink of water.
14:49Poise.
14:50Hello.
14:51Ugh.
14:52Ha ha.
14:53Nikki, I think maybe you use your sarcasm as a defense mechanism to avoid getting too close
14:59to people.
15:00Yeah, right.
15:01You're not as secure as you'd like people to think.
15:03You're afraid to be true to yourself.
15:06Well, that's so bogus.
15:09Is that why you're all dressed up like Trisha?
15:12Told you she was great.
15:14Oh, we better get going.
15:15Wait, Jen, but it didn't mean anything.
15:17That's because you're a snake.
15:19What's going on?
15:20Nothing.
15:21Just that Jonesy bailed on all his dance responsibilities so he could swap spit with enemy number one.
15:26Oh.
15:30It was you.
15:31Huh?
15:32You told Trisha about our giveaways.
15:34What?
15:35You guys already announced them in the food court.
15:37Nice try, Jonesy.
15:39Trisha scooped us before we had a chance to do it.
15:41How could you?
15:42But it's not.
15:43I thought we...
15:44Nikki, don't let it upset you.
15:46Your mascara will run.
15:50This place is, like, weirdly familiar.
15:54I broke it off with Trish.
15:56You believe me, right, bro?
15:57I believe you, bro.
15:59You think Nikki has a chance of winning?
16:02Caitlyn is a master at transforming people.
16:05However, there's a better chance of a monkey jumping out of my butt.
16:11Okay, erase all negative thoughts like Jonesy and Trisha making out.
16:15Caitlyn, please.
16:17I'm so over it.
16:18Sorry.
16:19Just a couple finishing touches.
16:23I don't think I can do this.
16:24Oh, come on.
16:25You think Trisha doesn't have a little help?
16:28No.
16:28This.
16:29Spring Queen.
16:30Everything.
16:31I...
16:31I can't do it.
16:32But you're popular now.
16:34People really like you.
16:35No.
16:36They like the new me, which is really you.
16:38Oh.
16:39I see what's happening here.
16:41You're thinking about what Brianna said.
16:44But come on.
16:44She said I was shallow.
16:47How accurate can she be?
16:48I'll meet you out there, okay?
16:50Sure.
16:51Uh...
16:51You look great!
17:02Hmm.
17:06You just don't get it, do you, Jonesy?
17:08What?
17:09She gave me 20 bucks to write her Spring Queen speech.
17:11You are so fired!
17:14Great dance, huh, guys?
17:16Great.
17:17Yeah, right.
17:18What's wrong?
17:19Jen was just being her usual control freaky self.
17:22Jonesy, do you chase girls to fill some void in your life?
17:26Yes.
17:27Huh?
17:27I think you use your overly macho attitude to hide the fact that you're uncomfortable around
17:32women.
17:33Now that is an analysis I agree with.
17:36Just look what she's wearing.
17:39Where's Nikki?
17:40It's speech time.
17:40I don't know.
17:41Go on.
17:42I'll find her.
17:45Ladies and gentlemen, your first Spring Queen candidate, Trisha.
17:55I just wanted to say that you'd have to be crazy to pick someone like Nikki over me.
18:02I mean, she doesn't even wear skirts.
18:10And no one at the khaki barn likes working with her.
18:14And, and okay, she might be all prettied up tonight.
18:18But do you really want some grumpy, unstylish girl representing your school?
18:24I don't.
18:25I've been dreaming about this forever.
18:27And Nikki hasn't.
18:29So, vote for Trish.
18:32Thanks.
18:33We love Trish.
18:35Wow.
18:36That was a really unpleasant speech.
18:38Now for our next candidate, Nikki.
18:44Hello?
18:45Nikki?
18:46Make way.
18:47Don't get your tidies in a twist.
18:48I'm here.
18:51Hi.
18:52So, the truth is, Trisha's right.
18:55I don't really care about being the Spring Queen.
18:57I just wanted to get your attention and take this opportunity to tell you,
19:01the coral reefs are being wrecked by pollution.
19:04And it's really important that we do something now.
19:06So, if you want to help, our environmental club would love to have you.
19:10That's it.
19:11Oh, and you don't have to vote for me.
19:13But if you do, I'm still not going to dance in stupid heels.
19:17This is me.
19:18Take it or leave it.
19:19Thanks.
19:19We love Trish.
19:25Oh, and I'll do your homework for a week.
19:34Ladies and gentlemen, the judge and judgettes have tallied your votes.
19:38And your new Spring Queen is...
19:40Nikki!
19:43Nikki!
19:45Nikki!
19:45Nikki!
19:46Nikki!
19:47Nikki!
19:48Nikki!
19:49Now the Spring Queen gets to pick her king for the spotlight dance.
19:54Hey, I know you think of me more as a jester than a king, but I'd be honored.
20:08Sorry, Caitlyn.
20:09Kinda blew all your training out of the water there.
20:12Are you kidding, Nikki?
20:13That was so great!
20:15I am so proud of you!
20:17Thanks.
20:20Jonesy, you suck!
20:22What was that all about?
20:24She wanted me to talk you out of running.
20:26So I dumped her.
20:27You did?
20:28Wow.
20:29Thanks.
20:30Plus, for the record, you're way hotter.
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