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Midnight Madness
The gang convinces Jen to throw a small get-together for New Year's Eve at her house, and everyone is excited, including Nikki who's coming back from Acapulco with her parents. However, Jonesy tries to turn the party into a "chick fest." Meanwhile, Wyatt takes advantage of Serena and Chad's relationship problems to make up with Serena.
The gang convinces Jen to throw a small get-together for New Year's Eve at her house, and everyone is excited, including Nikki who's coming back from Acapulco with her parents. However, Jonesy tries to turn the party into a "chick fest." Meanwhile, Wyatt takes advantage of Serena and Chad's relationship problems to make up with Serena.
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00:13Oh no, you don't want to do that yes she does that ruffle skirt looks so fetch
00:22Are you demented that skirt was like two sizes too small do you mind?
00:27We're trying to break last month's sales record
00:33So wrong what's your damage Nikki you're supposed to be selling just look what she's wearing
00:45They're breeding oh
00:47Do you know what outfit would be so great on you the wide leg crop pants with the lavender tank?
00:53Oh, you must have like ESPN. I'm here to drop off my resume
01:00I'm Kirsten. This is Kristen and that's Chrissy. Hi. Hi
01:03Oh my gosh, there's such cute capris Kristen. Oh, no, I love your skirt me too
01:11Chrissy, don't you just love Ashley's skirt? It's so totally cute way off the cute-o-meter
01:17We love meeting people just like us. You're like exactly like us
01:31Have a cow why don't you oh, I know she has like ten cows a week
01:42There's a fourth clone hanging out at the barn now and to top it off the low-slung denim capris
01:47just came in
01:48Yuck ooh, are they dark wash or vintage?
01:52Good morning princess
01:57Yo, what's up? Hey, what's with the bag chocolate covered jelly beans and you guys all have to buy some
02:04Uh-uh sounds nasty. It's team fundraising week. Whoever raises the most money wins new equipment
02:09I've already picked out my snowboard new equipment, huh? Fine. I'll take one
02:17Mmm
02:20Disgusting what's going on here punks chocolate covered jelly beans
02:25Would you like to buy some to support my snowboarding team do they come in a yellow and red striped
02:31box with black writing? I?
02:33I don't believe it those are the beans. I had in my boyhood days
02:38What's he doing?
02:43I'll take two boxes, but let's be clear about one thing. I'm not supporting your little cause
02:50Okay, and don't think I don't know what you're up to maggots
03:03Hello, Nikki
03:07Oh
03:11What's up, Yoda you're looking ravishing today. I thought we've been over this give up hope a Jedi never does
03:18but here to see you
03:20I am not
03:26She likes me can't get enough of the uh dark side if you know what I mean
03:30That's great, Darth. Listen, I've got folding to do. I'll be browsing women's knits
03:39Hmm
03:47Darth and Chrissy, what do we have here?
03:53I told you never to come here
03:56How else was I supposed to know how to get to your house her house?
04:00Shh
04:01If anyone ever finds out. I'm a member of the Jedi nightclub. I'll die of embarrassment
04:07Afraid of your Jedi heritage you should not be
04:15Hi, uh, I'm just looking for the uh the new vintage wash. Oh, who am I kidding?
04:21Ah
04:24Listen to me Nikki if you ever tell anyone about this you're so fired
04:29Okay, okay, okay
04:32I promise
04:41I
04:42The Jedi nightclub? Chrissy?
04:44I know I think this is the best day of my life
04:47So are you gonna send out an email to the whole school or save it for the morning announcements?
04:51Trust me. I wish I could do both, but I need this job. So do not say anything. I mean
04:56it Jonesy
04:57I understand you can't annoy the boss man gotta make the cheese the cheddar the mozzarella
05:04Okay, we've got the point
05:06Which is why as of today i'm selling the world's first environmentally friendly plastic wrap on behalf of our school's
05:13senior hockey team
05:14Nikki didn't you say you needed a box?
05:16No. Oh, because I thought I heard Chrissy telling me that you did or was she telling her jedi friends
05:25Extortionist. Thank you. Wait a minute. Oh
05:28No, you don't you cannot be competing for the grand prize. I'm gonna enjoy all that new hockey equipment
05:35Oh, no, you're not because I'm gonna win that sounds like a bet. Oh, it's a bet. All right
05:41I bet that I'll blow you away. You're on. Oh, here we go
05:53I'm here for the jelly beans
05:54No silly on the job Masterson except of course to me
05:59Now job and give me 20
06:00Oh
06:02Big squeeze 11 o'clock
06:04Now
06:10Aha
06:13Jelly beans
06:21And this is where we keep the refund slips and the credit notes. I so wish we could hire you
06:27She doesn't do anything around here. She's got a point. Yo Chrissy want to buy some plastic wrap?
06:34Why would I want to do that? Because you want to look like this
06:43Oh
06:43Ah laugh if you want but cellophane's the new cashmere
06:47It's sheer sexy and doesn't breathe so you sweat off those extra pounds. Really?
06:52Yep, Lindsay Lohannigan wore cellophane to the v8 one fashion awards. It's hot
06:57I'll take two
06:59I'm gonna make a plastic wrap poncho. Oh my gosh. Me too
07:03Unbelievable
07:09It's also great for protecting things of value like your vintage original issue lightsaber replica
07:15A light whatica?
07:17Nothing forget I said anything Chrissy is not in darts jedi nightclub
07:22Oh, you're in a star wars club nicky jonesy oops you promised you'd keep your big mouth shut
07:30Oh, come on Chrissy. It's just jonesy. I'll tell you a ton of his embarrassing secrets. I heard that
07:35You backstabbing non khaki barn wearing pain in my butt jerk
07:42You're fired
07:45Ashley you're hired
07:53You sold nicky out for plastic wrap it was an accident well your little accident means I have to find
07:59a new job
08:00Don't worry if jonesy can find a new job each week. So can you hmm. Okay
08:07You'll have to wear the taco hat and learn the wonder taco anthem, you know
08:11Feeling hungry have no fear wonder taco is always near
08:29You can't even return a pansy little lob
08:35We just got these in pink khakis
08:39Uh
08:43Well, I've never actually you know done a tattoo before but I can learn on the job, right?
09:00Dude check it out. I was talking to this sweet babe and she said she thinks you're cute
09:06Really? Who is she?
09:08I didn't get her name, but I met her at the food court. She eats a lot of chicken. I
09:13told her to drop by here. She comes now
09:19There's lydia
09:20How'd you know her name freaky lydia the one who stalked jonesy ring a bell? Hi, dude. I'm here to
09:26see why it oh?
09:28Wyatt and you aren't here right now. Oh, okay. Do you know when they'll be back?
09:35Hi, Wyatt. I don't want to burst your bubble honey, but I'm Wayne. I'm lydia. I'm here for our date.
09:41Look I brought chicken nuggets
09:44sweet
09:47Oh
09:48Lydia thought Wayne was you dude. I don't know how but I'm not complaining
09:59Over here you got the stuff you got the cash give it to me give it to me now
10:15To what do I owe this pleasure? I need a job you start now
10:20Here's your uniform
10:25Drop dead ha the power of the force is strong with this one
10:35Oh
10:36Hi, darts
10:42The end no only the beginning it is
10:48Oh
10:54Darth is way worse than the clones. What was I thinking?
10:59Oh, I'm less employable than jonesy
11:02Come on guys. Darth isn't so bad
11:05Easy for you to say he doesn't have a crush on you
11:08If you don't want dark crushing on you all we need to do is find someone else for him to
11:12like
11:12You know, that's not a bad idea
11:18And I know just the girl
11:33What are you doing with our sworn enemy a sales a sale jonesy, and I just unloaded a 12 pack
11:40Well, you might as well quit now
11:41I was born to sell besides. I've got much better people skills, and I'm better looking than you
11:47Oh, that is it. It is so on bring it, baby
11:53Get your chocolate covered jelly beans here
11:55Yeah, if you want diarrhea looking for something that's actually useful buy my cellophane wrap
12:02It's cheap and it leaks
12:05Good afternoon ma'am support our high school snowboard team for candies made from car wax
12:13Ladies have I got a time saver for you environmentally friendly, too
12:20Observe this plastic wrap chokes small children
12:29This is high quality stuff people made from the very best stuff around
12:36Got a sweet tooth get your delicious chocolate covered jelly beans here. They make great gifts
12:42Leave me alone jonesy then go find another location to sell your crappy candy. No way
12:58And this is where we keep the scientific calculators
13:03Whoa back off Jedi boy. I hate to break it to you, but it's never going to happen
13:10Never never
13:11Not a one in a million chance
13:13Let me put it in language that you'll understand there's a better chance that obi-wan will join the sith
13:19I see but I have an even better idea
13:23Better than you and I making out in the life-size model of the millennium falcon ew
13:29Yes, caitlin and I are hooking you up with someone
13:33Who's the lucky girl?
13:36What are we doing? I thought you were setting me up with julie we are but first we're giving you
13:41a makeover
13:44I don't know about this you want julie to like you, right?
13:48Yeah, but I think she already think of it as your transformation
13:51We all go through one. It's not like anakin became the dark lord overnight, right?
13:56We're just gonna make you a little less
13:58You who knows you might even turn out kind of hot
14:01Yeah, and then julie won't be able to keep her hands off you
14:06All right, you may proceed with the hotification process
14:23Caitlyn oh
14:39Oh
14:42Yes
14:48Ha
15:02Look at her
15:03She's hogging all the customers what a corporate social climber. I don't like her anymore
15:08It was your idea to hire her
15:11What's not was too?
15:14Ah the clone wars have begun
15:18Here's your earpiece may the force be with you darth
15:28Hi darth you look different i've got khakis
15:35Leave me alone. I told you you are not my girlfriend. That doesn't mean we can't still go out
15:42Yeah
15:43I
15:43Can't do this anymore
15:45Truce
15:46Truce
15:49Yo jelly bean girl. I need to make another purchase
15:53I don't take plastic. I'm out of cash
15:56Then you're out of luck copper. This is an I.O.U.
15:59I'm good for it
16:00You show me the cash. I show you the goods get it
16:04How about you forget the cash and show me your permit punk
16:09My permit a do I need one yes
16:12Yes, you do i'm arresting you for solicitation without a permit hand over the merchandise
16:19You can't do that
16:20Is there a problem here officer? I just want the candy maggots
16:24That will cost you
16:26Hey come back here with that
16:28You arrest us and i'm dumping it all of it
16:31No, we can work something out and no need to do anything rash
16:35I have an idea you look like a man who could use some cellophane wrap and I take I.O
16:42.U.'s
16:45That lydia is one messed up chick
16:47Hi
16:49Wyatt
16:51I had such a great time on our date yesterday
16:55Um that wasn't me dude now she thinks Wyatt is you
17:01This is for you
17:02I made it in taxidermy class I got an A
17:08Darth how's it going all I hear are muffly slobbery sounds
17:15Was it as bad as it sounded it was worse than when the republic failed to defeat the confederacy
17:20Leading to the destruction of the jedi order as it once was
17:24Now if you'll excuse me I need to be alone
17:28I brought back some of the rubber beds you left of my hair from your braces
17:33Put your cape back on I love a man in a cape
17:40Come to me Wyatt cookie poo poo
17:44Ow
17:46Chill out chicken girl
17:49I didn't know you had an identical twin
17:54We're not twins i'm black and he's white
17:59And you're crazy oh my gosh i'll have to make you another chicken
18:04Wait um the wyatts are allergic to chicken and that guy likes you
18:09Really he's cute okay bye
18:13Wyatt wait out for me
18:19So how things go with julie great she likes me for my inner beauty and my skills with the lightsaber
18:26Oh and btw you're fired fired you can't fire me just because you got a new girlfriend
18:32Okay then i'll fire you because you stick at your job
18:35I do not
18:36Where are the positronic calculators
18:39The three amp transmitters
18:42The headphones
18:43Okay fair enough so where's julie
18:55Looking good baby
18:57Looking good
18:58Oh
18:59Only it fired me just one second sooner
19:02I can't believe i got fired again glad to see i rubbed off on you
19:07I don't think the clones like the new girl very much
19:10Why don't you just beg for your old job back
19:12Beg to work at the khaki barn
19:15Well it could be worse
19:18No wait it really couldn't
19:24Look Chrissy it's Nikki
19:28Listen Chrissy i
19:29Do you want your old job back
19:31Um
19:32Please
19:35Well
19:36I'd require a 10% raise of course and two more breaks per day
19:40You're hired
19:42Ashley you're fired
19:44Yay
19:45Nikki's back
19:46I thought you hated me
19:48Well we did but then having Ashley around made us realize something
19:52She hustled like all of our sales
19:54You let us get all the commissions
19:56Yeah you're like so useless at sales
19:59That's why we love you
20:01Aww thanks girls
20:07Rocking the old job very nice
20:10Yep i kind of missed messing up the sweater vests
20:16This is for you
20:18Just run dude run
20:20Got any more of those jelly beans
20:22Uh-uh you got rid of them all
20:25And all my plastic wrap
20:27We're gonna split the prize
20:28Where'd you put it all
20:29On this
20:314th
20:32Even if anyone wants to care
20:34Orkah
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