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One Quiet Day
After Jonesy claims that Jen cannot go an evening without telling others what to do, he turns the claim into a bet with the whole gang staking some money. Jen must not be pushy, bossy, or tell anyone what to do until the end of the day, which turns out to be hard after the gang tries their best to make Jen crack. But after Nikki and Wyatt attempt to get tattoos, Jen finally bursts out. Meanwhile, Jude does not want to study for his exams, and his friends make him do it by any means necessary.
After Jonesy claims that Jen cannot go an evening without telling others what to do, he turns the claim into a bet with the whole gang staking some money. Jen must not be pushy, bossy, or tell anyone what to do until the end of the day, which turns out to be hard after the gang tries their best to make Jen crack. But after Nikki and Wyatt attempt to get tattoos, Jen finally bursts out. Meanwhile, Jude does not want to study for his exams, and his friends make him do it by any means necessary.
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00:00Time's last!
00:10That's it. I'll never get through this in four days.
00:14I'm gonna fail.
00:15You're not going to fail.
00:17You can do it.
00:18Now let's try Chapter 7.
00:20Uh, back it up there, Teacher's Pet.
00:21I'm still working on Chapter 5.
00:24Yeah, slow down.
00:25I told you guys you should have started sooner.
00:28Aw, look at them.
00:30No one escapes the dreaded midterms.
00:32Sorry!
00:33Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark.
00:35Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:37What's happening?
00:39Nothing. Just cramming for exams.
00:42Major crammage, I hear ya.
00:44Got my history book here and everything.
00:46Guys, I have a biology question.
00:48Do you think that new guy in our class likes me, likes me?
00:51Or just, you know, likes me?
00:53Caitlin, focus.
00:54I'm trying, but I don't think I can concentrate until I know.
00:57So just go up to him and ask him.
01:01No way!
01:02What if he says no?
01:03Okay.
01:04Why don't you ask him for some help in bio?
01:06Tell him you need a study partner this weekend.
01:08Ooh, that's good.
01:10Okay, back to work.
01:12How are we supposed to memorize all of this?
01:14It's impossible!
01:16Ugh!
01:17If you all just stick with my study program, we'll get through it.
01:20Oh, right.
01:21Yeah, the program.
01:23I'm just trying to help you guys get it together.
01:25You want to do well in these exams, don't you?
01:28Uh-huh.
01:29Yeah.
01:30Yeah.
01:40Okay, dudes.
01:41It's way too loud in here.
01:43I'm going to the library.
01:44But this is supposed to be a study group!
01:48Pressure could be getting to him.
01:50I think my head's going to explode!
01:52Help me!
01:58And midterm exams claim another victim.
02:07Well, I give up.
02:08If I don't know it by now, I'm never going to know it.
02:11We still have three days, Jonesy.
02:13Fine!
02:14Slave driver!
02:15And while we're at it, I didn't appreciate the 6 a.m. wake-up call.
02:18Trust me, you need the study time.
02:21Uh, I'm thinking of dropping all my science courses.
02:23But that could limit your future choices in college!
02:26Thanks, Mom.
02:27Any other advice before the day even begins?
02:30I'm just saying.
02:33You know coffee's bad for you, right?
02:36Well, that was some good studying.
02:40Where are you going?
02:41To, uh, study.
02:44But we were all going to quiz each other later.
02:46Sorry, I kind of promised this other study group that I'd let them pick my brain.
02:51Later.
02:52I hope they have a small pick.
02:54I think something's up with Jude.
02:55He's not nearly stressed enough.
02:57Yeah, better call the paramedics.
02:59No, really.
03:00The whole student body is freaking, and he's all chilled out.
03:03Maybe he's ready for exams.
03:06Yeah, right.
03:07Well, I'm going to find out.
03:09No one is failing on my watch.
03:11Okay, I think we need a break and a change of venue.
03:14Totally.
03:15But we haven't finished...
03:17Ugh, fine.
03:23So the answer is absolute zero?
03:26Yeah.
03:26How did you get that?
03:28I have no idea.
03:31Give me a milk.
03:33Chocolate.
03:34Whoa, you look terrible.
03:38I know.
03:39It's too horrible to talk about.
03:42What happened?
03:43Okay, you know how you said I should ask that guy if he wanted to study with me?
03:48Yeah?
03:48Well, last night I couldn't find his number, so I thought I'd just leave a note in his mailbox.
03:53Uh-huh.
03:55But I chickened out like ten times and kept circling the block in my mom's car.
03:59That's not so bad.
04:00Kind of lame.
04:01But I've heard worse.
04:02It gets worse.
04:04This neighbor saw me and thought I was like a robber or something, so they called the police and...
04:09I have a mug shot!
04:17Don't laugh, guys.
04:18It's not funny.
04:19You're right.
04:21No, you're wrong.
04:23It's pretty funny.
04:26Sorry.
04:27The cops let you off, though, right?
04:29They cleared it all up after Jack ID'd me at the station.
04:33I'm a stalker.
04:34A big loser stalker.
04:38Maybe I should go find him and tell him how I really feel.
04:41Uh, I think you already did that when you stalked him.
04:46Did you see Jude pull that sick McTwist?
04:50That dude rocks!
04:51Yeah!
04:52Wait a minute.
04:53Didn't Jude say he was going to study?
04:54So maybe he took a break.
04:56I think someone should talk to him.
04:57I'll do it.
04:58Anything to get out of studying math.
05:01So, dude, want to come by tonight?
05:03You know, crack a few books, order sick amounts of pizza.
05:07My treat.
05:08No can do, bro.
05:10Got my study group tonight.
05:12Oh, that's cool.
05:14Okay then.
05:14Have fun.
05:16This new study group of his must have hot chicks in it.
05:20We have to get in on this.
05:22This new study group of his must be really smart.
05:25Or he's just made some new friends that he likes better than us.
05:29Okay, maybe we should just give the guys some space.
05:32No way.
05:33Come on.
05:33Let's find them.
05:34Jonesy, you and Caitlin tried the arcade.
05:36Why there?
05:37It's a study group that wants to pick Jude's brain.
05:40Where did you think you'd find them?
05:42Good point.
05:42You tried the amusement park.
05:45So, what did you find out?
05:47He was there playing video games an hour ago.
05:49And he spent a couple hours at the skate park yesterday.
05:51I knew it.
05:52He's totally ditched us.
05:54He can't do that.
05:55He was in our study group.
05:57I still say it all comes down to a babe.
06:00What are you doing?
06:02It's him.
06:03Jack, police station guy.
06:06Oh.
06:06Go say hi to him.
06:08Are you crazy?
06:09He hates my guts.
06:11He's gonna see you.
06:13Act natural.
06:15Very funny.
06:17Cut it out.
06:18Just be really friendly and act like it never happened.
06:21I don't think that's a good idea.
06:23Trust me.
06:24Go.
06:26So, everything cool now?
06:28He said that if I don't stay away from him, his mom thinks he should get a restraining order.
06:34Good advice, Jen.
06:35Okay, guys.
06:36Anyone have any idea where Jude is?
06:40Insane Snowboarders 3 just opened.
06:43There's Jude.
06:44I knew there'd be a hottie.
06:45What did I tell you?
06:46Blam!
06:47Okay, grab your disguises.
06:49We go in on three.
06:50On my mark.
06:52Go!
06:53Okay, take it down a notch, sister.
06:55Are we gonna do this or not?
06:56I don't know, Captain.
06:58Why don't you tell us?
06:59Guys, he's getting away.
07:01Come on.
07:03There he is.
07:04Cool.
07:09Hey, guys.
07:10What's up?
07:11Jude, what are you doing at the movies?
07:13Midterms are in three days.
07:15Yeah.
07:15And who's the smoking hot girl in line?
07:18I think it's pretty obvious our little skater boy isn't in a study group.
07:21Oh, yeah?
07:22Then why do I have this history book with me?
07:27A comic book?
07:28Okay, see, the thing is, I'm kind of flunking a class.
07:35Well, actually, a couple classes.
07:39Okay, all of them.
07:41So then what are you doing at the movies?
07:43I figured if I'm gonna fail anyway, I might as well have fun doing it.
07:47Can't argue with that logic.
07:49Did you think of studying harder?
07:51Yeah, but then I thought maybe I should just give my brain a rest and start fresh next year.
07:57Why didn't you tell us?
07:59I guess I was embarrassed.
08:01I mean, what if I'm just not that smart?
08:05Not that smart?
08:06Who was the one who found the class hamster in fifth grade after we'd all given up?
08:10Yeah, and who figured out how many hot dogs the average guy could eat without puking?
08:14And then videotaped it for his science project?
08:17Me?
08:18How much time have you spent studying this semester?
08:20I don't know, maybe four hours?
08:22A week?
08:23That's not bad.
08:24Actually, I meant all together.
08:26Oh.
08:27You realize that if you fail this year, you won't graduate with the rest of us, right?
08:31If we help you get back on track, do you promise to study?
08:35You guys do that for me?
08:36Of course!
08:38We all had to graduate together or it won't be the same.
08:41Well, my imaginary study group already dumped me.
08:46Okay, I'll do it.
08:47We are going to have to take this.
08:50My board?
08:51No way, dude!
08:53Yes, just until your grades go up.
09:02You just need better time management skills.
09:04We all have something we can work on.
09:06Jonesy's obsessed with girls.
09:08True, but you never take chances.
09:10Ever.
09:11I do so.
09:12Name one.
09:15Uh...
09:16I go way too crazy at sales.
09:18I could stop teasing the clones.
09:23Okay, I'm not being conceited, but I can't really think of anything.
09:27Oh, yeah?
09:28How about butting into everyone else's business and telling us what to do all the time?
09:33Did I just say that out loud?
09:36Yes.
09:37Well, you're always giving everyone advice, and it's not always good.
09:42Uh, newsflash.
09:43No, I don't.
09:44Um, this just in?
09:45You totally do.
09:46Here's the weather.
09:47Nuh-uh.
09:48Hot off the press.
09:49Yeah-huh.
09:50Oh, and breaking news?
09:51You're bossy, too.
09:52Pictures at 11 of you being wrong.
09:55Live from the Gigantoplex?
09:56Gigantoplex, you're not the only people in line here.
09:59Oh, yeah?
09:59Well, stay tuned, because you all suck!
10:03Okay, if you're right, prove it.
10:05It's now 11.54.
10:07I bet you a dollar you can't not butt in from noon until closing.
10:12Oh, I want a piece of this.
10:15Me, too.
10:16I'm in giddy-up.
10:17So I get five bucks if I don't give anyone advice for the rest of the day?
10:22Oh, it's on.
10:24Easy money.
10:30Okay, so we all know what subjects we're helping Jude with?
10:33Yes.
10:34And you've got 10 seconds until noon.
10:38Oh, and don't forget, no distractions until after exams.
10:41Five, four...
10:43That means no simu mal, no skating, and no girls.
10:47Are you finished?
10:49Yes.
10:50Good!
10:50Then the bet officially begins now.
10:53Fine.
10:54Good luck, Jude.
10:57And when we're not on Project Jude, I want all of your resources devoted to making Jen crack.
11:03Whoever gets her to lose takes the pot.
11:06Right.
11:06We have six hours, people.
11:08Oh, she's so going down.
11:10Later, dude.
11:12Good luck.
11:12Okay, let's see where you're at.
11:14X squared over Y squared equals...
11:17How long do I have to go without my board?
11:19Just until you're finished midterms.
11:21Okay.
11:22X squared...
11:23Because it's calling out to me, bro.
11:26It's saying...
11:27Dude, come ride me.
11:37Okay, Nikki, she's alone.
11:39I'm going in.
11:42Jen, I have to talk to you.
11:46Charge.
11:47New store policy.
11:48We have to do cheers now.
11:49I have a new plan to get Jack to like me.
11:52Okay.
11:52So, so far, he's only seen one side of me.
11:55The side that gets arrested?
11:57I know, right?
11:58So humiliating.
11:59So, I wrote him a love poem.
12:01I'm going to read it to him in front of all the guys he works with.
12:05Wouldn't that be sweet?
12:07Jen?
12:09Sure, you should do whatever you want to do.
12:13That's what I thought, too.
12:17Caitlin, you're...
12:18Huh?
12:18Did you say something?
12:20Uh-uh.
12:21Okay, bye.
12:22Wish me luck.
12:25Jonesy.
12:26Speak.
12:27She's good.
12:28Really?
12:28How far did you go?
12:29Oh, I went far.
12:31Trust me.
12:32So, how do you think Jude's doing without a skateboard?
12:35Oh, I'm sure he's doing fine.
12:38Okay, dude.
12:39Just give me the skateboard, and I won't push you off the table.
12:44As if you wouldn't do that.
12:46Ah!
12:47Oh, hey!
12:49Okay, now here's a good example.
12:51What is the proper name for a girl's butt muscles?
12:56The gluteus maximus.
12:59Hold on.
12:59I'm losing the subject.
13:01Uh-oh.
13:05Jerk.
13:05If you wanted to have lunch with me, all you had to do was ask.
13:10The top three trading nations in the world are...
13:14China, USA, and Germany.
13:18Bingo!
13:18See?
13:19I think much better when I'm skating.
13:22Oof.
13:23Oh.
13:24Bummer.
13:26When in that moment, so it came to pass, Titania waked and straightway loved an ass.
13:32What does that mean?
13:34I have no idea.
13:36Hey, isn't that a sale at your favorite chick store?
13:42You know, you want to.
13:45Just give me a few minutes with my tunes, and I won't tell anyone.
13:50No, dude, we have to study.
13:54Okay, read all the notes for Act 2 by the time I get back, and I'll give it to you
13:58for half an hour.
13:58Deal.
14:00Sweet.
14:02Guess what?
14:03We've decided we're both going to get tattoos.
14:06Today.
14:07Fluffing.
14:08Bluff, bluff, fluffy blah.
14:10Okay, so what she's saying is she'd love him no matter what he looked like.
14:15Get it?
14:16Huh?
14:17What are you doing?
14:19You're going to get sick.
14:20Exactly.
14:21That way I can miss exams.
14:23Except, I'm not sick yet.
14:26Maybe my hair's not wet enough.
14:28No!
14:28Come on!
14:29I know you can do it.
14:31But if I don't pass, I'll let you all down.
14:34Aw, no you won't.
14:35I mean, please.
14:37We've all failed a class before.
14:39Really?
14:40No.
14:41But I would if it'd make you feel better.
14:44Come on, let's go over Act 3 again.
14:48So how did English lit go?
14:50Shakespeare is now my dude.
14:53What's up?
14:53Hey.
14:54Not bad, huh?
14:56Dude!
14:57I love Jason from Dog Toy?
15:00Dude, that isn't funny.
15:02Are you kidding?
15:03This is hot.
15:04You don't think a guy wearing this is, I don't know, stupid, lame, totally uncool?
15:09I love Dog Toy.
15:10In fact, you should wear it all the time.
15:13Darn, she's good.
15:14Don't you have any pride?
15:17Everybody, listen up!
15:19Jonesy is going to do the escalator!
15:22I don't think you have the nerve!
15:25What?
15:26You don't think I can do it?
15:28You're going to die.
15:30Right.
15:30That's probably true.
15:32I'm going to do it unless someone tells me to stop!
15:36He's not going to do it.
15:37Not even Jonesy is dumb enough to risk his life for a bet.
15:41Just ignore him.
15:42Who am I kidding?
15:44This is nuts.
15:44Ow!
15:46Ow!
15:48Ow!
15:48Ow!
15:49Ow!
15:50Ow!
15:52Ow!
15:55Somebody get me a hot nurse!
15:57Gutziest move I ever saw, bro.
16:00I think I broke my wrist.
16:03Darn, she's good.
16:04What the heck are you wearing, dude?
16:07Are you okay?
16:08Yeah, I think so.
16:10Good, because I'm late for my psychic.
16:11She's going to tell me who I'm going to marry and what career path I should take.
16:16Oh, I almost forgot.
16:17If I pass my exams, I've decided to go skydiving.
16:22Naked!
16:23Ow!
16:25Why didn't I think of that one?
16:29What if my parachute doesn't open?
16:31Jude, give it up. You're not going to make me crack.
16:34We've picked our tattoos.
16:36What do you think?
16:37I just think it says me.
16:39I think you're full of it.
16:40And by the way, we're trying to study here.
16:42Don't you even want to see mine?
16:44You know what? I'll go with you for moral support.
16:47Great. Five o'clock at the tattoo parlor.
16:50Fine. See you there.
16:52So we're pulling an all-nighter at my house Sunday night, right?
16:55Cool. Are you heading to the tattoo parlor to watch?
16:59Jude, there will not be any tattoos. They're bluffing.
17:05Yo.
17:06It's me. Did you crack her yet?
17:08Nope.
17:09You mean not even the naked skydiving thing worked?
17:12Uh...
17:13Never mind. I'm on it.
17:15Hey, guys. This is my new boyfriend, Axe.
17:19My psychic thinks he's the one.
17:24Sup, dude?
17:26Want to go see our friends get tattooed?
17:28Cool.
17:36He'll never go through with it.
17:38She'll never let us do it.
17:39I mean, it's permanent.
17:41Please.
17:42Like, they do this to win a bet?
17:43I mean, it's permanent.
17:45As if she'd let us do it just to win a bet.
17:47Are you all set?
17:49So?
17:50What are you guys waiting for?
17:52Sure.
17:52Hmm.
17:53Fine.
17:54Who's first?
17:55Because...
17:55I'm ready.
17:57Can't wait to see it when it's done.
17:59Ha!
18:00Me neither.
18:01I'll go first.
18:02Ha!
18:11Jen's not cracking.
18:12What do we do?
18:13What do we do?
18:14Okay, here we go.
18:16This is, um...
18:17gonna sting a bit.
18:19Ha!
18:22Ha!
18:24Ha!
18:26Stop!
18:27You'll never forgive yourself if you get the wrong one.
18:30And what is with that shirt?
18:32Not cool!
18:33What about when you're 40?
18:34Do you want the other soccer moms to see a big scary bulldog on your butt?
18:38This guy has way too much makeup on,
18:40and I don't care what your psychic partner thinks.
18:42He's not the one.
18:43Naked skydiving?
18:45Are you insane?
18:47And you!
18:48What are you doing here?
18:49You're gonna get fired again!
18:53I knew it!
18:54I knew you couldn't keep your mouth shut.
18:58Okay.
18:58Okay.
18:59I lose the bet.
19:00But I'm right about everything.
19:02You're not right about me!
19:04Jonesy, if you're here, who's watching the toy store?
19:09I know I'm fired.
19:10I get it.
19:11I told you so.
19:12Is anyone getting a tattoo today?
19:17I am.
19:18But Jen cracked.
19:19Mission accomplished.
19:20Jonesy was right.
19:21I never take chances.
19:23Maybe this is fate telling me it's time to break out.
19:25Fine.
19:26But do not get anything too big.
19:28It's permanent, you know.
19:29I heard that.
19:37Hmm.
19:38Well, it doesn't exactly scream rebel, but it is pretty cool.
19:42Now I trust you'll leave that young man alone.
19:45Yes.
19:45I mean it.
19:47I don't want any more trouble out of you, lemon girl.
19:51Okay.
19:52I said I'd stay away from him.
19:55Please tell me you didn't listen to Jen again.
19:58I just went by a store to say sorry.
20:01Oh, God.
20:03I'm so stoked.
20:05I never thought I'd be so happy about passing exams.
20:08I just went naked skydiving.
20:11What a sick rush, dudes.
20:13You gotta try it.
20:15Give it a rest, man.
20:17We gotta, remember?
20:18Why does everyone think I made that one up?
20:21Really, dude, you can stop now.
20:23You don't believe me?
20:25Check it out.
20:27Yeah!
20:28Oh, dude!
20:29Nasty.
20:30Oh.
20:31Woo!
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