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مسلسل No Good Deed مترجم - Episode 1
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00:14Times have changed
00:15And times are strange
00:17Here I come
00:19But I ain't the same
00:22Mama, I'm coming home
00:27Times have gone by
00:29It seems to be
00:31You could have been
00:32A better friend to me
00:36Mama, I'm coming home
00:43I'm coming home
00:49Look at these details
00:52The windows
00:53You've blown away
00:54Shit, Barry
00:55I think this is
00:57The original fireplace
00:58Someone's got a good eye
01:00The owner restored it himself
01:02Wow, yeah
01:03He's a contractor
01:04So we did all the work
01:06On the house
01:06Plumbing, electrical, everything
01:08They look like
01:09A smart couple
01:10Yeah, I mean
01:11I've never been a fan
01:12Of an indoor scarf
01:13But
01:14Ooh
01:14Now does this piano
01:15Come with the house?
01:16Oh, no
01:17The wife played
01:18For the Philharmonic
01:19Icon
01:20She's gonna be buried
01:20In that thing
01:21Oh
01:21Did she die?
01:23Because you have to
01:23Disclose that
01:24Ooh, I would if I could
01:25But the thing is
01:27I can't
01:27Because she's very much alive
01:29And very motivated to sell
01:30It is so strange
01:32To finally be inside
01:33How many times
01:35Have we walked past this house?
01:37So many times
01:39Somehow
01:40Somehow even prettier
01:41Inside
01:42Yeah
01:43And babe
01:44Did you see these arches?
01:46Do we not have these exact arches
01:48On our vision board?
01:49Oh, now you're into the vision board
01:51I mean
01:51We have been looking for two years
01:53And the house that we're obsessed with
01:55Finally pops up
01:56I mean
01:56This feels but shared
01:57Yeah, it does
01:58It's just
01:59Such a family house
02:01Don't you think?
02:04Just because we don't have kids
02:05Does not mean we're not a family
02:08No, I know that
02:09I didn't mean it like that
02:10I think it's gorgeous
02:11It's just
02:14It's like a little darker
02:15Than I was expecting
02:18Okay
02:18I think it's just a time of day thing
02:20Oh
02:21I meant like
02:22The vibe
02:22Like
02:24Kind of like a dark vibe
02:25Is it possible
02:26That you're picking up
02:27On your own vibe?
02:29Because
02:30Kind of being a negative man
02:31Ah
02:59I would have killed
03:00To live in a place like this
03:02When I was a kid
03:03I'd kill a man dead right now
03:05If he had a million dollars
03:06In his pocket
03:06Because we're going to need it
03:07If we try to buy this place
03:08I know, I know, I know
03:09But just leap
03:10And the net will appear
03:11Oh my gosh
03:12Look at these wood beams
03:14They're original to the house, babe
03:15You can tell
03:16No, you can tell
03:17Because you're smart
03:18Because you're my
03:18Sex little architect
03:19Mmm
03:20Oof
03:21I don't feel so little
03:22Or so sexy right now
03:24Are you kidding me?
03:24Have you seen yourself?
03:26Do you have any idea
03:27How perfect you are?
03:28No
03:29But you can take this opportunity
03:31To tell me
03:33Do you two ever quit it?
03:35I mean, you're making
03:36Everyone uncomfortable
03:37We're newlyweds, Ma
03:38We're supposed to be lovey-dovey
03:40You're also supposed to
03:41Invite your mother
03:42To your wedding
03:43But I suppose
03:44That supposed to
03:45You didn't count
03:46We didn't have a wedding
03:47I mean, it just seemed like
03:49A crazy amount of money
03:49To spend on a party
03:50Who needs a party?
03:51You do
03:52Your love party
03:54You've been dreaming
03:55About your wedding
03:56Your entire life
03:57Remember?
03:58You wanted 98 degrees
04:00To sing you down the aisle
04:02Well, who wouldn't?
04:03You wanted what?
04:04Huh?
04:05Oh
04:06I recognize him
04:08Okay
04:09Ma, don't say anything
04:11Don't go on
04:12I'm sorry
04:12Oh, sorry
04:13I was just
04:14Oh, no, no, no, no
04:15You're fine
04:16But I couldn't help
04:17But notice
04:18You look like the actor
04:20From the soap opera
04:22Rising Ties
04:23Hey, how you doing?
04:24Shady handyman
04:25Yeah, I played Devin
04:27Devin, yes, Devin
04:29Devin, you trying to buy this house?
04:30Oh, no
04:31I'm just browsing
04:32I love the old
04:33Hollywood Spanish style
04:35I love rising tides
04:37That's my favorite story
04:39I appreciate that
04:40It means a lot
04:41Yeah, until they killed you off
04:43Baby, they put a hammer to his hand
04:46He cheated on the stepdaughter
04:48And you know what?
04:49He didn't deserve her
04:50On the stepdaughter?
04:51Yeah
04:51Well, it was for the best
04:53You know, story-wise
04:54And, uh, well, I moved on
04:55Uh-huh
04:56Yeah
04:56So, what you on now?
04:58Now?
04:58Yeah
04:58Well, currently
04:59Yes
05:00Well, I'm on kind of
05:01A self-imposed hiatus
05:02But, uh, there is something
05:04I'm looking at
05:04I probably shouldn't talk about it
05:06It's kind of a super-secret project
05:08Oh, no
05:09It was good talking to you
05:10Thank you
05:11Of course
05:12You take care now
05:13You too, Devin
05:14Oh, look at that light
05:16Gorgeous
05:17Oh, my gosh
05:18It's really nice
05:18Is this, like
05:19What's in here?
05:20Maybe just
06:02Wow, if it is in everyone's favorite
06:04Lookie Louise
06:05Hello, Craig
06:06It's Craig
06:07I know
06:08I thought we were making up names
06:09For each other
06:09Hmm
06:11Piano's attitude
06:11Oh, I'll let the seller know
06:13Hmm
06:14You should do that
06:16Look at Margo
06:18Sunglasses
06:19And that purse
06:19She looks like an AI-generated
06:23Bitch
06:24But do you like Margo?
06:25Because I can't tell
06:26I can tell
06:27She is thrilled
06:28To see inside the house
06:30Judge us
06:31Your nipples
06:32Are probably so hard
06:35Oh, no
06:36They're not
06:37Oh
06:38Well, who cares
06:39What Margo thinks anyway?
06:40Fuck Margo
06:41Yeah, fuck Margo
06:42Unless
06:43She wants to pay cash
06:45Then I'm happy
06:46To bend over
06:46And take that cash
06:47Right in the ass
06:48Okay
06:48I know you're kidding
06:49I'm half good
06:50But I will burn this place
06:52To the ground
06:53If we sell to someone like her
06:55She does not deserve this house
06:58Okay
06:58Okay
06:59We're getting emotional
07:02Because it's emotional, Paul
07:04Okay?
07:05All my memories are here
07:07I know
07:08I know
07:09But hey
07:10I grew up here
07:11Since you were eight
07:13Yeah, but I mean
07:14Technically
07:15More of my memories are here
07:17And
07:18A lot of them suck
07:21Yes
07:21I know
07:22It just
07:23It still feels
07:24Like lobbing an appendage off
07:26Well
07:27We
07:28We have to amputate
07:30We've waited long enough
07:34What about my garden?
07:37I don't
07:38The mandarin tree
07:39The kids and I planted
07:40It's persnickety
07:42If it's not pruned
07:43So you'll leave instructions
07:44For the next family
07:45Let them deal with
07:46The fucking water bill
07:48Why is everything
07:50About money with you?
07:51Because we don't have any, Lydia
07:54Huh?
07:54The second mortgage fucked us
07:56And I'm trying
07:58But I can only do so much
08:01I'm sorry
08:02Yeah, I am
08:03I really am sorry
08:04It's all on you
08:05I would work
08:06I would work if I could
08:07I would
08:08But
08:09Okay
08:09I can't
08:12I know
08:14I know, I know
08:16Listen
08:16I know you can't
08:17Yeah
08:18I know
08:18Come on
08:19If
08:21If we have a bidding war going
08:23Then we can build our own place in Cambria
08:26Hmm?
08:28Nice little ranch
08:29With nice little horses
08:31Mm-hmm
08:33How little?
08:34Like
08:35Oh
08:36Microscopic
08:38Undetectable to the human eye
08:40Okay
08:40Well, that would be adorable
08:42Yeah
08:42And maybe
08:43With the sea air in your hair
08:46And
08:46And the change of scenery
08:49You'll be able to play again
08:52I miss hearing you play
09:00Okay
09:01Can we
09:02Just make sure we find the right buyers
09:04Who get how special this house is
09:07How special you made it
09:08Yeah, of course
09:09Hmm?
09:10Oh, look
09:10They look like nice people
09:12Yeah
09:13Well, Ted Bundy looked nice
09:14But
09:16Maybe we go down and meet them
09:18Yeah
09:19Okay
09:39Come on, Paul
09:40Let's go downstairs
09:41No, don't go out there
09:43What?
09:44Nothing
09:47Okay
09:47I'm gonna tell the realtor
09:48Everything we can offer
09:49Wait, can we please talk about this first?
09:51Like
09:51I need to take time to process
09:52Before we spend our entire nest egg
09:55Totally
09:55But what else are we supposed to spend that money on?
09:57I mean, we're not doing any more IVF, right?
09:59I mean, that alone frees up like a gajillion dollars
10:02Right?
10:03Okay, listen
10:03I just think that we could totally change
10:06Like, the vibe in there
10:08You know
10:08Yeah, but
10:09Do we even know if the street is safe?
10:10Like, at night?
10:12Uh
10:12This street?
10:13This street
10:14Questionable
10:15You think it looks
10:15This looks like a dangerous spot?
10:17No, the vibes change immediately
10:18Sun goes down different street
10:20Okay, all right
10:20I'll come back
10:21I'll drive around
10:22I'll do
10:25I'll do my loops
10:26I'll do my night loops
10:27Remember those break-ins that happened a couple years ago?
10:29Like, someone got shot?
10:30I don't remember
10:31Because I don't obsessively check the Citizen app
10:33I don't obsessively check it
10:34Okay, I'm just saying
10:36It's LA, babe
10:37Okay, we don't need to know
10:38Every time some nut or butter
10:40Steals a catalytic converter
10:41I think if it was your catalytic converter
10:43You would want to know
10:45I would definitely want to
10:46I don't like when anyone touches my catalytic converter
10:48Exactly
10:48And then you would
10:50Is this foreplay?
10:52I got a lot where that came from
10:56I don't know
10:58Ugh
10:58Hmm
11:01Hmm
11:03Hmm
11:05Oh, my God.
11:36Oh, my God.
11:36Why are you helping me?
12:00Yo, it's Jacob.
12:02Leave a message or text me like a normal person.
12:05Hi, honeybun.
12:07I just wanted to hear your voice.
12:15Hey, careful with that.
12:17Wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.
12:19Hey.
12:21Hi. What, uh...
12:24What are you doing here?
12:26It's my warm reception after all this time.
12:30I thought you might be happy to see me.
12:32Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I am.
12:34I'm just a little surprised, that's all.
12:36I didn't realize you were...
12:37out.
12:42Want a water or something?
12:43What are you doing?
12:51That's got a hint of hibiscus.
12:52What the fuck is hibiscus?
12:54I don't know. It's a fruit.
12:55Why is there a flower in the lake?
12:56It's an essence.
12:58The fuck is an essence?
12:58I don't know.
13:03So?
13:05How you been?
13:06I was prison.
13:08Making any nice friends?
13:10Nah.
13:10Most of the other white guys were skinheads,
13:12so I spent the bulk of my time with myself,
13:14which you would have known
13:15if you ever came to visit me.
13:18Yeah, well.
13:19Been a little busy.
13:21For three years?
13:22Oh.
13:23Been three years.
13:24Wow.
13:25You look up in 36 months just for us.
13:28Listen, I need $80,000.
13:32Okay.
13:33Well.
13:35That's a lot of money.
13:36Seems like a good time to find a job then.
13:38I need it by tomorrow.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Me too.
13:43Hey, you think it's easy getting a job
13:45straight out of the joint?
13:47Think people are hiring ex-cons
13:49just all willy-nilly?
13:50No, no.
13:51Maybe not willy-nilly.
13:52Listen, asshole.
13:53I helped you when you needed it most,
13:55and I paid the fucking price.
13:56All right, all right.
13:57You went to prison for drugs.
13:59That's your problem, not mine.
14:00Listen, man.
14:03I'm asking you to help me here.
14:05I'm telling you, I don't have it.
14:06Bullshit!
14:07I saw the fucking house!
14:09I-I fixed it up so we could sell it.
14:11That's all money I owe now.
14:14It'd be a shame people found out
14:15what really happened in that house.
14:19You think he could scare me, Mikey?
14:26Motherfucker!
14:2980 grand.
14:30Tomorrow.
14:32I tell the cops everything.
14:34Oh!
14:35Oh!
14:35Oh!
14:36Oh!
14:37Oh!
14:53Oh!
14:54Oh!
14:54Oh!
15:04Oh, my God.
15:31I got to say, this is a beautiful street, right?
15:35That's the kind of house you want to raise a kid in.
15:38We didn't have no houses like that in bedside.
15:41Even if we did, we couldn't afford half of it, even before your daddy died.
15:45No, Mama, I know.
15:46It didn't matter where we lived.
15:48You were my home.
15:49And now I'm lucky if I see you twice a year.
15:52Oh, come on, Mama.
15:55You sure you're not biting off more than you can chew at this place?
15:58Oh, I can chew it.
15:59Like, I'm chewing it, really.
16:00I got money saved up from my last novel, and Carla's, she's killing it.
16:04She's working her ass off, so.
16:06Until the baby comes, and then she has to stay home.
16:08Mama, she's not going to stay home.
16:10It's not 1964, all right?
16:12You know, did Beyonce stay home?
16:14You got Jay-Z money?
16:15Huh?
16:15No, not yet.
16:16But look, we're going to get a nanny or something, okay?
16:19We're going to figure it out.
16:20That's not cheap, either.
16:22And God forbid if something happens, like you need a new roof, what?
16:25That's $50,000 right there.
16:27$50,000 for a roof?
16:28That sounds high.
16:29Oh, that's right.
16:30Come on.
16:32You know.
16:33You know.
16:33How many houses you had?
16:35What?
16:35Oh, none.
16:37Anyway, if you need me, I'm always here.
16:41Thank you, Mama.
16:43By here, I mean 3,000 miles away.
16:51You're underwater, bro.
16:53I know, Lenny.
16:53I know.
16:54You shouldn't have bought the most expensive house on the street.
16:57It's just, you know, I thought I'd be working by now.
16:59You know, I won three Soap Opera Digest awards.
17:01That's only been done by eight other actors in the history of the medium.
17:04I mean, there's one guy in the telenovelas.
17:06He's won 22, but they have a totally different voting system with Telemundo.
17:10You're a great actor, J.D.
17:11No one's debating that.
17:13Well, I would stay off Reddit.
17:14What are they saying about me on Reddit?
17:16Am I a subreddit?
17:17Be honest.
17:18Look, I'm saying maybe you could afford the house and the cars and the boat back in Oklahoma,
17:23but not here.
17:23Hey, I never even wanted the boat, all right?
17:26My wife wanted the boat.
17:27Talk to her.
17:28Maybe you should talk to her.
17:29Yeah, say what?
17:31Gifts?
17:32They're her love language.
17:35I don't know.
17:36I just...
17:38I can't lose her, Lenny.
17:40All right?
17:41I can't lose one more thing.
17:46Stupid fucking house.
17:48Fucking Swedish refrigerator.
17:49I told you not to buy new construction.
17:51Remember, I said more like no construction.
17:53No, I know, Lenny.
17:54I was working 15-hour days on rising tides, as you know,
17:58so I thought the least I could do was buy my wife the house that she wanted.
18:02You know?
18:03Well, it might be time to get a house you can afford.
18:06Yeah, well, I...
18:13Fuck you!
18:15You talking to me?
18:16No.
18:17You still taking your meds?
18:19No.
18:21But I think you're right.
18:24Maybe it's time for a change.
18:29How long has it been since she's been played?
18:31Oh, I don't know.
18:32A few years.
18:33Years?
18:34Yeah.
18:34Well, Lydia Morian, that's a shame.
18:36For everyone.
18:37Oh.
18:38Oh.
18:39This thing belongs in a museum.
18:41Do you know what year she is?
18:42No, it was my grandmother's.
18:44She, um, she taught me, actually.
18:46On this piano.
18:47Oh.
18:48Yeah.
18:48She was the real virtuoso.
18:50Please.
18:50Don't pretend like you're not hot shit.
18:52You played with Dudamel?
18:53Okay, well, not to name drop, but she played for Hitler.
18:57Not because she wanted to.
18:59Because she had to.
19:00You know, to stay alive.
19:02They weren't friends.
19:03Yeah, I don't revere him.
19:05Yeah.
19:06Well, you gotta do what you gotta do to survive.
19:08You do.
19:09Mm-hmm.
19:10Philharmonic hasn't been the same without you.
19:12You know they have Carol Carmichael doing your solos?
19:14I know.
19:15Yeah, she's fine.
19:16You know, a little robotic.
19:18Uh-huh.
19:18Kind of a hat.
19:20Thought that might rile you.
19:22Yeah.
19:24Oh.
19:25Oh, it sounds good.
19:27Yeah.
19:27Thanks, Jerry.
19:28Thanks.
19:29Yeah.
19:30Now, you have no excuse not to play.
19:36Okay.
19:39Oh, well, all right.
20:05All right.
20:19Lydia, are you okay?
20:22Yeah.
20:24Yeah.
20:29Okay.
20:31Enjoy.
20:34I mean, Los Feliz is one of the best school districts in L.A., and it's walkable to the
20:38farmer's market.
20:40Yeah, how much work does it need?
20:41Not much.
20:42If we ripped out this shitty tree and put in a pool, we'd make a killing.
20:46Oh, would we?
20:47Don't know how my partners would feel about that.
20:51Look, you're always saying you're looking for new investors.
20:54I am.
20:56And I'm just trying to put my money where my mouth has been.
20:59You're such a slut.
21:00Oh, I feel so sane.
21:06It could be interesting.
21:08Yeah, I'll bring it to my partners.
21:11You do that.
21:12I will.
21:13And maybe if it goes well, maybe we could be partners.
21:19Really?
21:20Mm-hmm.
21:22What kind of partners?
21:24Mm-hmm.
21:25Maybe all the kinds.
21:27Mm.
21:28You're cute.
21:31Not sure the margins make sense.
21:34What if I could get it for under-asking?
21:36Mm.
21:37How would you do that?
21:42Oh, don't drink your dinner tonight, honey.
21:44I'm making marsala.
21:49Oh, I haven't seen that apron since the banana bread days.
21:52I thought a home-cooked meal might be nice.
21:55Maybe, I don't know, take care of you for a change.
21:58Mm.
21:59Yeah, that's sweet, hon.
22:02Hey, I talked to Greg, and it looks like there's a developer who's interested in the house,
22:07so that's good news.
22:10Well, how is that good news?
22:12Great.
22:12No escrow, no inspection, all cash.
22:15Just cuts through the bullshit.
22:16Okay, but what happened to finding the right people?
22:19What does that matter?
22:21We're not going to live here with them, right?
22:23Your life's work is in this house.
22:25It's our home, okay?
22:27The only home that Emily and Jacob have ever known.
22:30Yeah, well, Emily hasn't stepped foot in our home in three years.
22:33Okay, I just, I'm confused.
22:35Put the knife down.
22:36I'm just gesturing, okay?
22:38I don't know what you're all hyped up, so put the knife down.
22:39Well, I'm not going to kill you.
22:41Yeah, so put it down.
22:43Listen.
22:44Oh, wait, wait, what happened to your finger?
22:49Mikey's out.
22:52He's out?
22:53Yeah.
22:53Okay.
22:54Yeah, but he wants 80 grand by tomorrow.
22:55Wait, why?
22:56What did he do to you?
22:57It's what he'll do to us that I'm worried about.
23:00He knows everything, Lydia.
23:02He could destroy us.
23:03Mm-hmm.
23:05Okay.
23:07Okay, but selling to a developer?
23:09Still, there's no way we can get 80 grand by tomorrow.
23:12I'll figure something out.
23:17Just start packing.
23:24You know, I've been thinking about what you were saying about the Los Feliz place, and
23:28I think you're right.
23:29I think it might be a bit of a stretch.
23:31I mean, I wish I wasn't, right?
23:33Yeah.
23:33But I am.
23:35Which is a bummer.
23:36It is a bummer, because if we put all our money into the house, then we can't afford a
23:40nanny.
23:40And what if we need a new roof, right?
23:42I ain't got Jay-Z money.
23:43Yet.
23:44I ain't got Jay-Z money yet.
23:45Yeah, but you're right, babe.
23:46We definitely need to be more practical.
23:48So, as a backup plan, I was looking at this place in Baldwin Hills.
23:52Now, it is a bit of a hike, and it's kind of a fair down, but...
23:55Or if we could just get to Los Feliz place.
23:58I'm lost.
23:59Although we just agreed that we can't afford it.
24:01We can.
24:02But my mom can.
24:04What?
24:05Yeah, evidently she made a killing in the markets since she retired from Jay.
24:08She's sitting on a ton of cash.
24:10Really?
24:10Big money.
24:11You're just gonna give it to us?
24:12Just like that?
24:13No strings attached.
24:14Might be a strength.
24:14How long a string?
24:15Long enough to wrap around a present and tie it to a little bow.
24:18Why is there a little bow?
24:19Because she's gonna leave New York, move in with us, and help us raise our baby.
24:24Toothpush drop.
24:25I mean, I'm pumped.
24:27It's like a twofer, right?
24:29It's like two for one.
24:44Oh, hey, darling.
24:46Hey.
24:47How was dinner with the girls?
24:49Fine.
24:50Good.
24:51Sally was really going through something, so she was just hammering on and on.
24:56Is she okay?
24:57I don't want to burden you with it.
25:02Unless you want to hear about her endometriosis.
25:06Yeah.
25:07No, I'm good, I think.
25:09I'm just glad she has a friend like you, you know?
25:11She's lucky.
25:12Yeah.
25:17Well, Harper's in bed if you want to say goodnight.
25:22Yeah, of course.
25:24I wish she was asking about you.
25:25Oh.
25:57I don't know.
26:47I don't know.
27:08I don't know.
27:25I don't know.
27:52I don't know.
27:52What's happening?
27:53I don't know.
27:57Someone's out there.
27:58What?
27:59Did you fix the side gate?
28:02Stay inside.
28:06Fuck.
28:08Fuck.
28:19All right.
28:22Nice and easy.
28:24Okay.
28:26Here we go.
28:27Nice and easy.
28:30Nice and easy.
28:34No, no, no, no.
28:45Hey, honey bun.
28:47Thinking about you.
28:50Dad and I are hanging in there.
28:54Here we go.
29:20Now, here we go.
29:28so did you see the for sale sign across the street i mean it looks like the morgans have
29:33finally decided to sell yeah i saw you don't always love that house kind of surprised they
29:40hadn't sold sooner oh i think the timing makes perfect sense yeah what with the market and
29:48everything no because if you wait three years then you don't have to disclose that your son
29:53died in the house
30:04i miss you i wish i could see you
30:11or feel you
30:16and know that you're here with me
30:24okay
30:28stupid
30:57hi
31:02anything else
31:05jesus fucking christ i'm sorry sorry i didn't mean to
31:08all right
31:09all right coast is clear okay what are you laughing boys you laughing at me
31:16no
31:17what's the matter me shrieking like a little girl that doesn't turn you on
31:21um i feel like there's no good way to answer that
31:25it's fair it's fair so i don't know i guess it's a raccoon maybe or something weird with
31:32the lights
31:34yeah maybe
31:35yeah
31:40okay
31:43come to bed soon
31:45yeah
31:45okay
31:46i'll be up in a little bit
31:49okay
31:50okay
31:51okay
31:53okay
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