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مسلسل New Girl مترجم - Episode 2
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00:02Jess?
00:04Yeah?
00:04Can I ask you something?
00:06You want my help? Sure.
00:09You consider me a sexy man, correct?
00:11I don't know how to answer that question.
00:13Okay, look, I'm meeting a girl for drinks tonight,
00:15and I'm probably gonna bring her back here for sex.
00:17I have to get to school,
00:18because it's astronomy day,
00:19and I'm dressing up like Galileo,
00:21so I have to put on my beard. I get that, but as a lady,
00:24where in the room do I look sexiest?
00:25You know, like, where am I best on display?
00:28Here.
00:32Here.
00:35Or...
00:36Here.
00:36Hey, what is going on, actually?
00:38Um, Schmidt wants to know where in his room
00:40he looks the sexiest.
00:43What's a big room? What are your choices?
00:45Okay, I'm glad you asked. All right.
00:48Here.
00:48Hmm.
00:52Here.
00:53Or here, you know, maybe just reading a book, or...
00:56It's a lot of options.
00:57Could you do them again really fast?
00:59You want to see them again?
00:59Please.
01:00Okay.
01:00Here.
01:02Here.
01:04Here.
01:05Wait, what was the first one again?
01:07Yeah.
01:07Okay, I get it.
01:09I'll laugh at Schmidt. Great.
01:10Here.
01:12Here.
01:14Here.
01:14Here.
01:15Here.
01:16Here.
01:17Here.
01:18Here.
01:18Here.
01:19Here.
01:22Here.
01:23Here.
01:24Here.
01:25Here.
01:25Here.
01:26Here.
01:26Here.
01:27Here.
01:29Here.
01:36Here.
01:38Here.
01:38He's sleeping.
01:39He flew in late last night,
01:41we took him straight to the bar,
01:42took a bunch of shots, got drunk,
01:44screamed at Love America.
01:45Now he's happily passed out.
01:48Let's let him sleep.
01:49Guess I'm not the new kid anymore,
01:50just one of the guys.
01:52You're still the new kid.
01:53Winston lived here before Coach did.
01:54So Coach said that they used to play basketball
01:56together in college, but then Winston went pro?
01:59In Latvia, okay, he went pro in Latvia.
02:02It's a big difference.
02:03Well, the team logo is a fig,
02:05just a one single fig.
02:06Oh, you're jealous, that's so cute.
02:08I'm not, of Winston?
02:10No, no, no, look, I'm not jealous of Winston, okay?
02:12It's been two years, he's gonna have to recognize.
02:14I'm a lot flyer now.
02:15Want to see me flex my bass?
02:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no, put your shirt on.
02:18Let me flex my bass, man.
02:19Put your shirt on, it's the morning.
02:21He's gonna love it.
02:22Jess, what are you doing?
02:24What is she doing?
02:32What, what, what, what, who?
02:33I'm Jess.
02:35I'm Jess.
02:42I can't believe you didn't tell me he was hungover.
02:45I totally told you he was hungover.
02:47I said he was drunk at the bar and now he's passed out.
02:49Hi, Winston.
02:50Hey.
02:52I apologize for what happened before.
02:54Not cool, bad call.
02:56I've been talking to the guys about boundaries,
02:58so I totally get it.
03:00Perfectly fine.
03:01No problem.
03:03Do you have a tank top I could borrow?
03:05You look like you're about to buy a bag.
03:06It's not my size.
03:06It's just that I'm really low on clothes right now
03:08because I broke up with my boyfriend.
03:10Oh, God.
03:10I caught him cheating and I just, like,
03:12grabbed whatever I could and...
03:13Jess, you know what?
03:14I'll let you check my loss and found.
03:15It's where I keep all the stuff the girls leave behind
03:17in my room after we phone to Kate.
03:20That size is zero through ten.
03:22What have you done to me, Nick?
03:24I am so happy you're back.
03:28You have made love to a lot of forgetful women.
03:31Oh, man.
03:32Look at these.
03:33Wow.
03:34Oh, look at that.
03:35Rosh Hashanah.
03:3706.
03:38Yeah.
03:39Nothing orthodox about what we did that night.
03:41Winston seems nice.
03:42Did he say anything to you about the room?
03:44What room?
03:44The big room.
03:45I kind of took it from him when he left.
03:47I used to be in the small room.
03:50This happened in the small room.
03:52Twice.
03:54Never going back there again, Jess.
03:57He's never going to give you that room back.
03:59Come on, man.
03:59It's Schmidt.
04:00You know, they have a saying in Latvia.
04:02That guy is so stupid, we could easily take things away from him.
04:07That's a saying?
04:08Yeah, it is.
04:10Weird saying.
04:13What do you think?
04:15Jess, I've been telling you this for weeks, but you've got to call Spencer, and you've got
04:18to get your stuff back.
04:19Unless, you know, unless you're scared.
04:22No, I am not scared.
04:25It's just complicated.
04:27That stuff was...
04:28That stuff was ours, and I miss him.
04:32Look.
04:33It's a ball.
04:35Oh.
04:36A little b-ball, huh?
04:38I'm actually pretty good.
04:40You just play with my mom?
04:42Defense, defense, watch out for the defense.
04:45Sneaky sneaky wah wah.
04:47You get used to her.
04:48Hey, Schmidt!
04:50Oh, come on.
04:53Oh.
04:53Wow.
04:55Oh.
04:59My bad.
05:06I'm sorry, you guys.
05:07That was my TV.
05:09Jess.
05:09It's kind of all you had.
05:11I'll get you a new one.
05:12I just can't afford it right now.
05:13If you don't mind me asking, what's the plan?
05:15You don't know me like that, but I need a TV.
05:17Do you have a TV at Spencer's?
05:19Yeah, I do.
05:19It's just really big and thin embrace.
05:22Go get it.
05:22Go get it.
05:23No, I can't call Spencer.
05:24I haven't talked to him since he cheated on me with that hoe.
05:28Actually, that's not fair.
05:29She might be a really nice hoe.
05:32I just don't want to get in a big fight with Spencer.
05:34I want to be friends with him eventually.
05:35Why do you want to be friends with your ex?
05:37I don't want to be friends with Caroline.
05:39And all she did was rip me open and tear out my heart
05:41with her perfect, perfect hands.
05:44He has a power over me.
05:46It's like he's a wizard, and I'm his mage,
05:49and I think it's his hair.
05:50He has this, like, really beautiful hair,
05:52and whenever I see it, I get the woos.
05:55Oh, my God.
05:55I hate my life.
05:56All right, guys, just look.
05:59Jess, I know.
06:02Closure.
06:04Ouch.
06:06Am I right?
06:07I don't know at all what you're saying right now.
06:09Okay, Jess, think about it.
06:10Okay, Schmidt, it's not that complicated.
06:12Jess, just get the TV back.
06:13I need a TV.
06:14It's important.
06:14It's a television.
06:16It's what brings all of just get us the TV.
06:19Okay, it's not a big deal.
06:20I'll do it.
06:21I'll call Spencer, and I will talk to him,
06:25and I will talk to him.
06:28So, yay.
06:30Yay.
06:44Hi, Spencer.
06:51I think it's pretty plain.
06:53Hi, Jess.
06:54Jess.
06:58Wow.
06:59I miss this place.
07:00Mm-hmm.
07:01How's your yogurt thing, Schmidt?
07:03Oh, the parfait?
07:05Parfait.
07:05Come on.
07:06Don't.
07:06Oh, hello.
07:07You look beautiful today.
07:08And smart.
07:09Stop talking to me, Schmidt.
07:11So, you're making all the calls now, Schmidt.
07:13Sure.
07:13This must mean you are the top dog.
07:16Yeah?
07:17Yeah.
07:18Absolutely, yeah.
07:19You know, I'm glad you guys think that because, you know, I think that too.
07:24100%.
07:24I mean, when I moved out, obviously, there was a power vacuum.
07:28Mm-hmm.
07:29Yeah, I needed a leader.
07:30I didn't know which end was up.
07:32No.
07:32The next to bottom.
07:33You know what I mean.
07:34Absolutely.
07:35Say, Winston, do all top dogs need the biggest room?
07:39Or, I don't know, is that kind of cheesy?
07:40Is it a little overkill?
07:41No, no, no, no.
07:42But I definitely see what you're saying, though.
07:43Definitely.
07:45Every top dog is different.
07:46Interesting.
07:46Every top dog is different.
07:47Hey, Schmidt, what kind of top dog are you?
07:51The kind with a big room.
07:55So glad we're talking.
07:56Last time I saw you, you were so mad.
07:59How's, um...
08:00Rochelle.
08:01Rochelle?
08:02Fancy name.
08:03She's great.
08:03Rochelle, like a mermaid.
08:05Yeah.
08:06Hello, I'm Rochelle.
08:08I fish.
08:10Yeah, we have a lot in common.
08:11Obviously, we both love bikes.
08:13I love bikes.
08:15I don't know.
08:17Um, Spencer, I need my stuff back.
08:20My TV, and all my winter clothes, and my plants.
08:23I would've brought it today, but I rode my bike here.
08:26You know, without the basket.
08:28Well, when would be a good time for me to come?
08:29It's so good to see you.
08:31Spencer, I really need my stuff.
08:32Shh.
08:35I need something, too.
08:38Thanks for taking me to the airport, Jess.
08:41Of course.
08:42All you have is your bike, Rochelle.
08:45You want it.
08:48You got it.
08:50You want it, baby.
08:52Just bust a move, huh?
08:54You want it.
08:59$5.50 for the TV?
09:02Seems a little steep.
09:04I'm gonna write down a figure, and this is as high as I'll go.
09:11You drew a smiley face.
09:13I'm a teacher.
09:15Do it for the kids.
09:16For the kids?
09:18$5.50.
09:20I can't go home without a TV.
09:22I thought pawn shops were about helping people, and frankly, right now I feel taken advantage of.
09:27And I just got out of a long relationship, and I don't know what I'm doing emotionally or, let's be
09:32honest, sexually.
09:36I'll just...
09:38Just get out of here.
09:45Are you trying to rob me?
09:54Hey, where's Winston at, man?
09:55Yeah, I think he's in his room, Schmidt.
09:59You really think I'm Top Dog?
10:03Yes.
10:04You think I'm head ball or shot collar?
10:08Yes, Schmidt.
10:09I feel that way.
10:12See that, man?
10:13It's my new thumb ring.
10:14What choice is that?
10:16Little skull.
10:17It's so nectar.
10:18Did you just make up nectar?
10:20No, it's a volleyball term.
10:21What is Winston doing in there?
10:22He can't hang out in there.
10:24It's too small.
10:25What's up?
10:26Yo, what up, Cease?
10:27Hey, are you alright?
10:28I'm sorry, I didn't get the TV.
10:30What happened?
10:31Ugh, I'm a terrible roommate.
10:32I mean, seriously?
10:33You guys told her to call Spencer?
10:34That is not your job.
10:36That is my job.
10:37Alright, so what happened?
10:40He needed a ride to the airport.
10:42What?
10:43For his new girlfriend.
10:45Are you kidding me?
10:46Are you serious?
10:47I'm supposed to pick her up next Sunday.
10:49Oh my God, Jess!
10:51Wow!
10:51What's wrong with me?
10:53I figured it out.
10:54This guy's your kryptonite.
10:56You need to stand up and you need to fight him.
10:59I tried to fight him, but I can't.
11:01I'm powerless.
11:02Because you're not ready to let him go.
11:04I think you know deep down, once you get your stuff back, you know, it's over, over.
11:10I can't believe I'm actually going to say this, but I agree with him.
11:18No, you guys are wrong.
11:19I really, I really want to move on.
11:21Then you gotta fight.
11:22Alright, I want to fight.
11:23Then get mad.
11:24I want to get mad.
11:25Alright, then do this.
11:26Pretend this is Spencer's face.
11:28Punch it.
11:32Get it.
11:35Come on, do it again.
11:37Punch it like a man.
11:38Harder than that.
11:39Come on, Jess.
11:40Come on, Jess.
11:41You're angry.
11:42Good.
11:42Get angry.
11:43For real angry.
11:43That's dancing.
11:44That's punch dancing.
11:45He broke your heart.
11:46He did terrible things to you.
11:47You hate him.
11:48I'm mad.
11:49Good.
11:50There you go.
11:50I'm bad.
11:51You're ready.
11:52Go get your stuff.
11:53I'm gonna go get my stuff.
11:54Go get it.
11:55Come on, Jess.
11:55I'm really bad.
11:57I'm proud of you.
11:57I'm gonna go get it.
11:58Get your stuff.
11:59I'm gonna face the facts.
12:01I'm gonna ask you guys right now to come with me.
12:07Seriously, guys?
12:08Alright, yeah.
12:09Cause I can't carry everything alone and I can't be alone.
12:13Yeah, a lot of music!
12:17Loud, loud.
12:19Okay, you are ruining my pre-game mix.
12:21What am I gonna say?
12:22Hey, Spencer, give me my TV back.
12:25Hi, Spencer.
12:25Give me my TV back, buddy.
12:27Hey, no buddy.
12:28I'm a jerk or idiot.
12:29Mr. Krabs.
12:30Mr. Krabs is an option.
12:32Your hand is on my leg.
12:34Your hand's on my leg.
12:36No, it really isn't.
12:37Classic he said, she said.
12:40Okay, Jess, just pull over right here.
12:48Okay, you know what?
12:49Just one more shot.
12:50Okay, one more time around, Jess, and then we're good.
12:52You got this.
12:53That's it.
12:55Good.
12:55You got this, sis.
12:56Come on.
12:58Seriously?
12:59Come on.
12:59Just one more time.
13:00I know.
13:04Alright, this is the time.
13:05This is the time.
13:06Wow!
13:07One more shot.
13:08Just one more.
13:09Just one more.
13:10You don't amount to you.
13:12What do you mean?
13:13You told me that I'm top dog.
13:15But secretly, you think you're top dog.
13:17Alright?
13:18And now you're just trying to out-top dog the top dog.
13:20Jess, can you please take these doors off child luck so I can kill myself?
13:23Men working.
13:24Look, things are different now, man.
13:25Alright?
13:25You're not top dog anymore.
13:27I am.
13:28Okay, you know what?
13:28You're absolutely correct.
13:29You are the top dog.
13:31Here.
13:32What are you doing?
13:34There's no top dog crown.
13:36Are you trying to make me look stupid?
13:37Look, man, this is about respect.
13:39I'm a lot flyer than I used to be.
13:41Yeah, much flyer.
13:42I respect you, Schmidt.
13:43No, you don't.
13:44Because if you did, you would have told me that the small room is the top dog room.
13:59What?
14:00I own this song?
14:01You go and set the best for love.
14:08Oh!
14:11What's happening?
14:13What's happening is that this is a great song.
14:19I'll be out here if you need me, Jess.
14:33Jess Jess.
14:34That's the wizard?
14:36He's wearing a scrunchie.
14:37Looks like he juggles clubs on the beach.
14:39Yeah, like you'd ever have a job.
14:41Don't you just kind of assume he'd have a handlebar mustache?
14:44Come on, Jess.
14:45Just go in there and get that TV.
14:49I miss you, Jess.
14:51Don't.
14:51Fuckin' back.
14:52Oh.
14:53Oh.
14:54Oh, that's not healthy.
14:59I told you to water the plants.
15:00Huh?
15:01Oh, you know that's not my thing.
15:08What is she doing?
15:14Oh, what a mess.
15:17I'm coming in!
15:19Jess, take your shoes off.
15:21We keep an Asian household.
15:22Didn't see that coming.
15:24What are you doing with that?
15:24Is she gonna be okay in there?
15:26Put that down.
15:26Put that down.
15:27No, come on.
15:27Come on, Jess.
15:29Don't sit down and talk about this, okay?
15:31Hold on.
15:32No, that's fine.
15:33You can't take that.
15:34Jess.
15:35Hold on.
15:36What are you doing?
15:38I got it!
15:40It's really yucky, but I got it!
15:42Oh, my God.
15:43We created a monster.
15:46It's like Helena Bonham Carter.
15:48Oh, God.
15:48She's gonna jump.
15:49Soft hands, Jess.
15:50Jess, come on, share it.
15:52You know, work out a system.
15:54Hey.
15:55Hey.
15:56That's my shirt.
15:57No, this is my t-shirt.
15:58No, that is my shirt.
15:59It has my name on it.
16:00Don't drop it.
16:01Jess, don't.
16:02Don't drop it.
16:03Don't.
16:03Come on, get everybody out.
16:07Give me my shirt!
16:08Come on, right here.
16:09Hey, Jess, no, no, no, no.
16:10Stop, stop, stop.
16:11Sorry.
16:11Don't mind us, pal.
16:12We're just here for the TV.
16:13Who are these guys?
16:14They're my roommates.
16:15Cece, hi.
16:16I'm gonna go in and get the rest of your stuff, Jess.
16:18Wait.
16:18Wait, Jess, let's just talk about this, okay?
16:20You know, wrap it out.
16:21No, we can't wrap it out.
16:22We're not together anymore.
16:23It's not the same.
16:24Doesn't mean we can't talk about things.
16:26There's nothing to talk about.
16:27Give me my shirt back.
16:28No, you gave this to me.
16:29I want to keep it.
16:31Give her a t-shirt, man.
16:32No, I don't want to, you know?
16:33And I gave her this hat, too, so I'm gonna take this back.
16:35This one?
16:36Yeah.
16:36You want that?
16:37Yeah.
16:37Then I dare you.
16:38Come take it off my head, pal.
16:43I dare you.
16:48You guys look ridiculous.
16:50Look, dude, give her the shirt back.
16:51I bet she worked hard on that jamboree.
16:53Yeah.
16:53Play on words.
16:56Jamboree.
16:56Jam.
16:56Jam.
16:57Girl made a lot of jam, Spence.
17:00You know what time-consuming that can be?
17:02Maybe you need a jar funnel.
17:03A canner.
17:04Some fresh fruit.
17:06Strawberries.
17:07Raspberries.
17:08Maybe a Tayberry.
17:09Maybe a ripe-
17:09No more fruit, man.
17:11You live with these people, Jess?
17:12Seriously?
17:13You could stay here until you find a better place to live.
17:15You know what?
17:15I don't like you, Stretch.
17:17I don't like anything about you, and I'm not afraid to-
17:19I got this.
17:25I've got a place to live, Spence.
17:28It's over.
17:30I spent six years trying to figure you out.
17:33All you are is a guy with really beautiful hair.
17:37I'm happy you cheated on me.
17:40Because if you hadn't, I would've married you.
17:44And then you would've hurt me all over again.
17:48And yeah, I was scared to start over.
17:51I didn't know what to do.
17:52And yeah, I'm living with three guys I met on the internet.
17:55And yeah, stranger danger is real.
17:57But I love these guys.
18:00I barely know them.
18:02I just met him.
18:04But I love them.
18:06I would just take it easy with the love stuff.
18:08All of them.
18:13Give him the shirt back, man.
18:19What happens if I say no?
18:21You know what happens?
18:23Schmidt happens.
18:25Ow!
18:26What was on your hand?
18:28Dumb ring, bitch!
18:29What?
18:29You got some Schmidt on your face!
18:33You know what? Fine. Here. Take it.
18:36Hey.
18:36Keep the bell.
18:37What?
18:41You know, I thought we were gonna handle this like adults, Jess.
18:44Yeah, well I thought you were the love of my life, so...
18:49Suck it, Mr. Krabs.
19:07You hit that guy.
19:10Whatevs, you know.
19:12You know what?
19:14Maybe I didn't have respect for you before, because...
19:17If this is what respecting you feels like, then this is definitely not how I felt.
19:22So you recognize... represent... what?
19:26Okay, look. I'm gonna be completely honest.
19:29I have been messing with you.
19:30But it's just that I wanted my own room back.
19:32You know, you're right.
19:34I've been away a long time, and things have changed around here, so I guess I kinda gotta get used
19:37to that.
19:39You keep the big room.
19:41See, now you're just deep-dogging me, man.
19:43I'm not scared of your mind games.
19:46I'm taking the small room, Winston.
19:49Schmidt, that's not what I mean.
19:51No, no, no, no, no.
19:51Why don't you listen to what I mean?
19:53You can double-reverse-dog me until the cows come home.
19:57I'm not falling for it.
20:00Take me for it.
20:01Some kind of idiot.
20:10I can't believe I got all my stuff back.
20:12You did.
20:13But most of it's broken.
20:15Yeah, it's broken.
20:16But, I don't know.
20:17It's fine.
20:19Yeah, but it's broken.
20:21Hey, look at that.
20:22I think it's working.
20:23Oh my god!
20:24We got a TV again!
20:24It's a TV!
20:25It's breaking!
20:26Hey, we got the TV back!
20:29Alright.
20:31You guys are awesome.
20:33I'm gonna make you so much jam.
20:36Please don't.
20:36We're gonna have a jam sesh.
20:39Absolutely not.
20:44Okay, what are we watching?
20:46I have some DVDs.
20:47Adventures in Babysitting.
20:50Prancer.
20:51Newsies.
20:52Curly Sue.
20:53I'm going out.
20:57Wait.
20:59Where are you guys going?
21:01These are heartwarming films.
21:08Curly Sue, let's do this.
21:10Alright, let me go get it.
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