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00:02Dr. McNamara, you wanted to see me?
00:04Dr. Pendleton, please put on your mask.
00:07Sorry, I haven't been in too many surgeries.
00:09That's exactly the reason I thought you might like to observe today.
00:12It's vital you fully understand the risks and rewards of all our procedures
00:15if you're going to counsel our patients.
00:16Are we doing a breast augmentation today?
00:19Actually, we're correcting one.
00:22You make me feel so young.
00:24Jesus, she looks like Murray Feldman.
00:26This patient received C implants a month ago.
00:28Before the gels could set properly,
00:30her abusive boyfriend pushed her against a wall so hard
00:33that the implant ruptured through the capsular wall.
00:35We're repairing the damage in the capsular wall pro bono.
00:39Liz, how deep's the patient?
00:40It's Murray, and she's ready when you are.
00:44Uh, sorry.
00:47Liz was our previous anesthesiologist.
00:52We begin by cutting into the nipple.
00:59Oh, shit.
01:04Good hire, Sean.
01:05What's wrong?
01:06Other than the new mandate that old patients have to be psychologically screened and approved by both of us?
01:12I have a consult in my office.
01:15Step in when you're finished.
01:20Ms. Dante, tell me what you don't like about yourself.
01:23Well, it's not that I don't like myself.
01:25It's just that I don't want to look like her anymore.
01:27Yeah, and I don't want to look like her either.
01:31See, we've made this agreement.
01:35I want to change my face.
01:36And I want to change my body.
01:38We were thinking it would be so great if one of us could wear a miniskirt and not feel self
01:44-conscious about our chicken legs.
01:46So, I'd like bigger calves.
01:49And I'd also like to go up to a sea cup.
01:52Oh, and I was thinking that maybe I could have her ears.
01:55See, because they don't stick out like ours, do you see?
01:57See?
01:58And I like her nose.
02:00That is Jennifer Gardner.
02:01Oh, she kicks ass.
02:03She so kicks ass.
02:04I tore that picture out of Teen Vogue magazine so you guys could copy it.
02:09Ms. Dante, Ms. Dante, I'd like you to come back later in the week and meet Dr. Pendleton, our on
02:15-site psychologist.
02:17Interestingly enough, Sean, Mandy, and Randy have already given me the contact information of their own psychologist.
02:22Yeah, and she's completely cool with the fact that we're sick and tired of going through our lives being mistaken
02:28for each other.
02:29Even her own father can't even tell us apart.
02:32Mandy and Randy are going to the University of Miami in the fall, and they believe that now is the
02:36perfect time for them to establish their own singular identities.
02:40Not to play devil's advocate, but have you tried less drastic measures?
02:45For instance, maybe styling your hair differently?
02:47Didn't work.
02:48I mean, people still confuse me with Randy.
02:52We even went as far as to get tattoos, and they were pretty much worthless.
02:56Why were they worthless?
03:00Well, we realized people could only use them to tell us apart if we were naked.
03:12God, it's good to be back.
03:20Do this work.
03:23THANK YOU!
03:26To be continued...
03:28First of all, let's see.
03:29Well, let's go to the next.
03:29I'm gonna click on it.
03:30Make me...
03:32No, I'm gonna click on it!
03:33Your phone, please.
03:37No, I'm gonna click on it.
03:38Make me...
03:41No, I'm gonna click on it.
03:44A perfect mind, a perfect face, a perfect eye.
04:05Heads up.
04:10What's this?
04:12It's a prophylactic, Matt.
04:14Well, yeah, I know what it is, Dad.
04:15Why'd you give it to me?
04:16You're worried about your girl's reaction to your foreskin in the first time, right?
04:21Well, you responsibly slip this on when that time comes.
04:25She won't even know.
04:27Once you get your sea legs, you can be confident enough to initiate a conversation about what foreskin is
04:33and how it really won't affect her pleasure.
04:38How's it look now?
04:40Hey, that looks great.
04:41I just want to write something on the top.
04:46Good morning.
04:47Morning.
04:51What's your guys drawing over there?
04:54It's so we can find Frisky.
04:57Don't worry, honey.
04:58He'll show up.
05:02Jules, that smell is terrible.
05:04We've got to get a plumber out here to fix the toilet.
05:07It's the entire septic system.
05:09It's completely backed up.
05:10Well, can you get someone out here this week?
05:13Sure, Sean.
05:15Can you pick up the dry cleaning today?
05:19Sure.
05:25Are you getting a jump on Easter, Jules?
05:27I'm starting a new business with Suzanne.
05:31Crazy Suzanne?
05:32Creative Suzanne.
05:36Um, what kind of business?
05:39They're gift baskets for women.
05:41They're very popular right now.
05:43There's a real market for them.
05:53Well, Jules, I think that's great.
05:55You can work out of the home and be with the kids, and I think that's great.
05:58I can go back to school and be with the kids, too, Sean.
06:01My priorities aren't changing that greatly.
06:05Christ.
06:08God, look, this is ridiculous.
06:10Why don't you guys just go to marriage counseling?
06:12Because marital counseling never works.
06:14It's just a way for people to figure out how to break up.
06:17Yeah, well, you're helping no one by doing what you're doing.
06:19You guys need to stop dealing in stupid half measures and either shit or get off the pot.
06:23He said the brown word.
06:27Uh, yeah, I did.
06:29I'm sorry, honey.
06:32Sorry.
06:41So, I haven't seen you here in a while, Christian.
06:43You look like an albino.
06:46I had a work-related injury, but now I'm back on my game and resuming my regular activities.
06:51Can I, um, interest you in our mystique tan today?
06:55Just a regular bed for me, sweetheart.
06:56I'm a traditionalist.
06:59Hmm.
07:01How about some, um, tanning accelerator lotion, then?
07:07Well, Janelle, it all depends.
07:13Does it come with an application?
07:34Don't worry, I'll turn you over when the timer goes off.
07:47Too early in the morning for you, baby?
07:49Help me out a little.
07:53Oh, man.
07:55Oh, man.
07:56Oh, man.
08:00Christian, can you help me out here?
08:04I'm getting locked, y'all.
08:13I'm getting locked, y'all.
08:16Dr. Santiago, how long have you been treating the Dante sister?
08:19Three years at the Miami Free Clinic.
08:21I'm the director there.
08:23You know, I think that physical change is a last resort, but in their case, it's a necessary
08:27one.
08:28How so?
08:30Well, last year, they both lost their virginity to the same person.
08:33A 40-year-old fetishist they met in a twin's chat room who promised to love them both equally,
08:36and he did, and afterwards they felt like shit about it, and that's when they decided that
08:40they wanted to be different and not interchangeable.
08:42Half-measures have ceased to work.
08:45So you don't believe in half-measures?
08:47I believe in committing fully to change.
08:50It's the commitment that brings constructive results.
08:52I think that if Mandy and Randy can look in the mirror and see singular reflection,
08:56only then are they going to be able to view themselves as whole and not halves.
09:02Oh, I'm still debating.
09:04Go ahead.
09:05Uh, I'll have the sea bass and a Pellegrino.
09:08All right.
09:09And I'll have a hamburger, fries, and a margarita.
09:13You got it.
09:17You know what?
09:18I'll have what she's having.
09:20Sure.
09:20I don't have any surgeries this afternoon.
09:22One margarita will be fine.
09:24You?
09:24Oh, I need to drink.
09:26I have an ADD patient right after this who spends half the session lining up the Kleenex
09:30box just so, and the remaining 20 minutes recounting how he obsessively thinks about me while he's
09:35masturbating.
09:37You must get that a lot.
09:41Attention deficit disorder patients.
09:59I'm going to try it.
10:04Wait, where are you going?
10:05Oh, uh, I was going to get a condo.
10:10I'm going to see it first.
10:16Okay.
10:17Yeah, sure.
10:19I'm going to get a condo.
10:19I'm going to get a condo.
10:24I'm going to get a condo.
10:33I'm going to get a condo.
10:33I'm going to get a condo.
10:34I'm going to get a condo.
10:34I'm going to get a condo.
10:35I'm going to get a condo.
10:36I'm going to get a condo.
10:37I'm going to get a condo.
10:37I'm going to get a condo.
10:37I'm going to get a condo.
10:38I'm going to get a condo.
10:39I'm going to get a condo.
10:41I'm going to get a condo.
10:43I'm going to get a condo.
10:45I'm going to get a condo.
10:47It looks like a sharp hay.
10:51Are you part Arab or something?
10:54What?
10:57No.
11:06Does it...
11:09Does it turn you off that I'm not...
11:13circumcised?
11:16No, not at all.
11:25Maybe we should just make out today.
11:41This isn't your father's coffee pot.
11:43It actually grinds the beans in the machine.
11:45It's amazing what you can afford when you nix a marble steam room and put that money towards something more
11:49practical.
11:50That costs more than my car.
11:52What a perk it would have been to hang out in here and have a double macchiato in between tit
11:56jobs.
11:57A macchiato, you said?
12:00Sean, why did you ask me here today?
12:04To make you an offer.
12:05If you come back, I'll double your salary.
12:09Oh, that sounds like hush money, Sean.
12:14You're an invaluable part of the team, Liz.
12:16You're the best anesthesiologist I've ever worked with.
12:19And as an additional bonus, I'll throw in something you've always wanted.
12:23Complete health benefits for your partner, Gene.
12:26Jam.
12:27I can't work this goddamn thing.
12:30I'll do it.
12:39Hmm.
12:40Jan and I broke up.
12:42I'm sorry.
12:44I'm not.
12:45For 15 years, I put up with her pot smoking and her cynicism.
12:49And finally, two weeks ago, I just said, honey, I love you, but I am not in love with you.
12:54What got in you?
12:58Someone pushed a gun into my temple.
13:01You might remember that moment, Sean.
13:02You were there.
13:06I've never really apologized for putting you in that situation, Liz.
13:10No, you didn't.
13:14I'm sorry.
13:18It's all right, Sean.
13:21Actually, it was the best thing that ever happened to me.
13:26A shift has happened in me.
13:30I can feel it.
13:32I broke up with Jan because I want to be in love deeply.
13:37I sold my condo.
13:38I'm moving to the beach because that's always what I wanted.
13:41And I figure, what are you waiting for?
13:44What happened that night got me thinking.
13:48What if I can't put off stuff until tomorrow because I don't get another tomorrow?
13:56I felt similarly.
13:59What happened really changed my outlook.
14:03Well, there's a big difference between changing your outlook and changing your life, Sean.
14:21Where are you going to stay?
14:22The hotel for tonight, and then I don't know.
14:26This is so typical of you, Sean.
14:28You don't even show me the respect.
14:29You show a patient.
14:31I mean, at least with a patient, you tell them what the diagnosis is before you operate.
14:35Let's just cut the shit, Julia.
14:37Starting right now.
14:38You want out of this marriage.
14:39If you didn't, you'd fight for us.
14:40But instead, all you do is fight with me.
14:42Fighting denotes communication, Sean, which you don't do.
14:45We've talked in circles.
14:47I'm dizzy from it.
14:48I have no perspective anymore.
14:50You're a goddamn hypocrite.
14:52And I am miserable with you.
14:54And you are miserable with me.
14:56And the big difference is, and let's just say it, you're content in your misery, Julia.
15:00I'd rather separate and try and figure out a way to make us connect again.
15:05We have to change this, or we die on the vine.
15:08And if you're too paralyzed to take any action, I will.
15:21What about the kids?
15:25I'm not abdicating my role as a father.
15:28Of course, I'll see them.
15:29For one hour a week like you do now.
15:38Don't I get a say in any of them?
15:43You do get a say.
15:46Say you're still in love with me, and I'll stay.
16:08You ever done twins?
16:09Mother and daughter once, but never twins.
16:17I left last night.
16:20I left my family.
16:22I swore I wouldn't turn into my asshole of a father, and God help me.
16:31How did Julia take it?
16:33She's hurt.
16:35Angry, afraid.
16:38You gonna get a divorce, or is this just another separation?
16:42I just want to feel something again.
16:50Hey, celebrate you, dumb Mick.
16:52You're a single doctor now.
16:53Translation?
16:54Ask a lure.
16:55I can't just turn into you, Christian.
16:57I'm not that guy.
16:58Now it's your chance.
17:12Welcome back.
17:13At double the salary, how could a lady refuse?
17:19Make your desires reality.
17:24I'll do facial, you do body work.
17:27Make your desires reality.
17:35Ten blade.
17:39Scalpel?
17:40Make your desires reality.
18:03Is it fixed?
18:06No, it's a wicked big clog.
18:07I had to run out and get a bigger snake.
18:13Don't be embarrassed, Julia.
18:15Joe used to clog up the toilet, too, and leave it for me to fix.
18:17You know, it's not until they leave that you realize how much is settled.
18:27I'm sorry, Suzanne.
18:29Why are we putting these eye masks in our baskets?
18:33You get a hot flash.
18:35You plop it out of the fridge and onto your eyes.
18:37Menopausal women will love them.
18:41Mrs. McNamara.
18:42Yeah?
18:44I fixed your clog.
18:46And I found this.
18:51What's she going to do with the turd?
18:53Bronze it?
18:54Jesus!
18:54It's a gerbil.
18:56My daughter has one.
18:58Annie lost her gerbil, right?
18:59I saw the sign outside.
19:01Oh.
19:03Poor frisky.
19:04It must have climbed up and fallen in.
19:07Oh.
19:09That's impossible.
19:10Gerbils can't climb porcelain.
19:11There's no traction for their claws.
19:13Somebody threw this in.
19:15I saw a boy's bike outside the house.
19:17You have a teenage son.
19:19Isn't that right, Mrs. McNamara?
19:21I don't want to freak you out about this, but...
19:24They say Ted Bunty started out this way.
19:28Torturing small animals.
19:31Oh, my God.
19:34Matt.
19:37My son didn't do it.
19:40I did.
19:46You accidentally ran it over when you were vacuuming or something, right?
19:50And...
19:50And you didn't want Annie to know.
19:54See?
19:55That explains it.
19:57It wasn't an accident.
20:00There'll be no charge.
20:02I don't want your money.
20:04What kind of mother are you?
20:06I don't want you to know.
20:28Dude, why won't you give me the circumcision?
20:29He doesn't even have to know.
20:31Carving up your dick is a little more telltale
20:33than when you're six-pack on the sly, Matty.
20:38Uh, hi.
20:39I'll have a, uh, doer's straight-up.
20:43He'll have a go.
20:45I'll have the doer's, sweetheart.
20:49Besides,
20:50I love the opinion that your father's right about this one.
20:52You don't need a circumcision.
20:53Oh, fine.
20:54If you guys want to help me, I'll go to another surgeon.
20:56He'll operate without a signed parental consent form.
20:59Good luck.
21:01Problem isn't your dick, Matty.
21:03It's your confidence.
21:03You're timid and embarrassed.
21:06She saw that, and that's what turned her off.
21:09Thanks.
21:10Um, why are we here?
21:12Because we are going to work on the confidence part.
21:15Yeah.
21:17Yeah.
21:19You're kidding me, right?
21:21Oh, contraire, my little virginator.
21:22I've arranged for you to just get it out of the way.
21:25With a little bang under your belt,
21:26I firmly believe you'll be able to bicycle over to Vanessa's place,
21:29grab that peachy ass,
21:30and show her how it's done.
21:32With no fear.
21:37Girls don't care if you have a two-inch pecker,
21:39a hairy ass,
21:40or balls like cranberries.
21:42What they care about
21:42is that you know what you're doing.
21:49So, which girl?
21:50Behind me on the stairs.
21:55Her name's Avante.
21:58Remember,
21:58she can suck the peel off an apple.
22:00I feel entirely creepy
22:02about paying someone
22:03to pretend they like me.
22:05Look, no, hey,
22:06besides, man,
22:07I'm not going to cheat on Vanessa.
22:08I love her.
22:11Haven't you ever had that?
22:19Once.
22:21Hey, puppy.
22:23Uh, hey.
22:24Hey.
22:28Uh, yeah, uh, thank you.
22:30Um, but, uh,
22:32no.
22:33No, thank you.
22:37Fair enough.
22:43Now, if you'll excuse me,
22:45I'm going to go upstairs
22:45and pay someone
22:46to pretend they like me.
22:51Rise from the sleep
22:52while slumber.
22:54Nothing like a sex
22:56and we just couple
22:59in your lap
23:02out of truth
23:03going down
23:06and down
23:07taking full
23:08round and round
23:11circle and flop
23:13round and circle
23:16like last time
23:18we'll be too loud
23:21and you can choose
23:24to live with
23:26or take the loose
23:29it's in the room
23:32daring
23:33somewhere
23:35What's wrong, baby?
23:36You like boys?
23:42I think you like boys.
23:46I think you like boys.
23:49Come on, baby.
23:50Why can't you get caliente?
23:52Because you've got a carb face
23:54and an ass to match
23:54and that is the worst
23:55hichava I've ever seen.
24:02Here's my business card.
24:04You want to look like
24:04a woman instead of
24:05a carnival freak?
24:06Call me.
24:10Mr. Bronchetto,
24:11I've invited our psychologist,
24:13Dr. Pendleton,
24:13to sit in on our consultation.
24:16Mr. Bronchetto,
24:18tell me what you don't like
24:18about yourself.
24:22It's my dick.
24:24I hate my dick.
24:26You feel it's inadequate?
24:37Well,
24:38would you like to show us?
24:53It looks like one of those
24:54summer blood sausages
24:55you get in the Hickory Farms
24:56Christmas gift sampler basket.
24:59How many lunchman searches
25:00has this guy been through?
25:01Five.
25:02He wants us to harvest fat
25:03from his glutes
25:04and inject it into his shaft.
25:05If he can't go longer,
25:06he'll go wider.
25:07Dr. McNamara,
25:08I take issue
25:09with your condescending tone.
25:11Mr. Bronchetto's
25:11not to be pitied.
25:13Are you saying
25:14you're for giving him
25:14the operation?
25:15Because that wouldn't
25:16be my recommendation.
25:17Why, Sean?
25:19Because you find it
25:20personally disturbing?
25:22Correct me if I'm wrong,
25:23but didn't you hire
25:23Dr. Pendleton
25:24to make recommendations
25:25based on psychological profiling?
25:27That's what he's doing.
25:29Dr. Pendleton,
25:30as you were saying.
25:31Well,
25:32with every operation,
25:33as his penis becomes larger,
25:35Mr. Bronchetto
25:35takes a personal risk.
25:37If he needs
25:38a self-esteem boost
25:39to actually make
25:40a positive change
25:40in his life,
25:42I say we give it to him.
25:49Now, if you'll excuse me,
25:50I'm going to go for a jog
25:51and let my miso dressing
25:52sit for an hour.
25:55Dr. Pendleton,
25:56I'd like to join you
25:57if you don't mind.
25:58Oh,
25:59that would be nice.
26:03I'll catch up.
26:08If you have issue
26:09with something I do or say,
26:10take it up with me privately,
26:11not in front of our staff.
26:13Absolutely.
26:14And likewise,
26:15I'd appreciate it
26:15if you could
26:17send me a memo
26:18notifying me
26:18if staff salary increases.
26:22If calling Mr. Bronchetto
26:23and scheduling surgery
26:24is too distasteful for you,
26:26I'm happy to do it.
26:27You agreed we needed
26:28to rethink our ethical philosophy here.
26:30I'm doing that.
26:32You know,
26:32I'm fine with hiring a shrink
26:33and doing pro bono
26:34as long as we take
26:35on other cases
26:35to finance your sainthood.
26:37I'm playing your game, Sean.
26:38Once in a while,
26:39throw me the goddamn ball.
26:51Really?
26:52So,
26:53you're telling me
26:54you couldn't even
26:54get it up
26:55for some hot geisha gash
26:57like that?
26:58My urologist
26:59says it's psychological.
27:01I'm sorry, Christian.
27:02I feel like we're crossing
27:02the professional line here.
27:04You're my employer.
27:05That's right.
27:06I pay your salary.
27:07So give me my money's worth.
27:15I think I know
27:16why this is happening.
27:17I just, uh,
27:19I just don't know
27:19how to fix it.
27:21Recently,
27:21a married woman
27:22threw herself
27:22at my jock.
27:24I passed,
27:25but since then,
27:27I find myself
27:28thinking about her
27:28whenever I'm
27:29with someone else.
27:32she's mentally
27:33stalking me.
27:35The problem
27:36is further complicated
27:37because she's
27:38the wife
27:38of one of my friends.
27:40Quote,
27:41may nutreit,
27:42may destreit.
27:44Sorry,
27:44I was never
27:45an altar boy.
27:46It's Latin
27:47for that which
27:47nourishes me
27:48destroys me.
27:50You have two choices.
27:51You can destroy
27:53your friendship
27:53and nourish
27:54your sexual appetite
27:55by banging
27:56the horny housewife.
27:57Or you can
27:58nourish your friendship
27:59and destroy
28:00the sexual fantasy
28:01by rejecting her.
28:02Now, once you choose,
28:03once you're
28:04firm,
28:06that feeling
28:06will be reciprocated
28:07in your dockers.
28:08That'll be
28:09$150,
28:09and I'm not available
28:10the entire month
28:11of August.
28:27Three sugars, right?
28:30I don't drink coffee.
28:32Three sugars
28:33in your iced tea,
28:34now I remember.
28:35I'll get some.
28:37Uh,
28:39does Sean know
28:40you're stopping by?
28:42No.
28:43Shall we call him
28:44and tell him?
28:48Thanks.
28:54Look,
28:55uh,
28:56about the other day,
28:57my exam was unprofessional
28:59and I apologize.
29:01Ah,
29:01don't.
29:02You saved me
29:03from an excruciating
29:04operation.
29:05I'm the one
29:06who should be sorry
29:07for not calling you
29:08when you're sick.
29:10The Bell's Posse thing?
29:12Right.
29:14A few weeks
29:15of antivirus later
29:16and I'm back
29:17on my game.
29:18An allegion
29:19of thong-wearing
29:20cocktail waitresses
29:21rejoice.
29:24Sorry.
29:27Hey,
29:28it's okay.
29:31You've been married
29:31almost 16 years.
29:33No,
29:33I'm not crying
29:34about him.
29:35and they kicked
29:36me out.
29:37Who?
29:39The mothers
29:40in my kindergarten
29:40carpool.
29:42Suzanne told them
29:43what had happened
29:43and then they said
29:45they felt nervous
29:45about trusting
29:46their kid's safety
29:47to a murderer.
29:49Back up.
29:51Who got killed?
29:52Frisky.
29:53Frisky the gerbil?
29:55Yes.
29:56And,
29:57I don't know,
29:58I just kept
29:58shitting
29:58and I felt
30:00overwhelmed
30:00and I flushed it.
30:03I'm a terrible
30:04person.
30:05You're not a terrible
30:06person.
30:08I just think
30:08you make bad
30:09if understandable
30:10choices sometimes.
30:11You have a history
30:12of that.
30:17Come on.
30:18Drink my tea
30:19and sit with me.
30:27What happened
30:28to the girl
30:28I knew
30:28who was the most
30:29confident thing
30:30I ever saw?
30:31Who was
30:31and is,
30:32by the way,
30:33going back to medical school?
30:34We used to sing
30:35at the top
30:35of her lungs
30:36to Fleetwood Mac
30:37even though she was tone deaf.
30:41It made me forget
30:42there was ever
30:42another girl
30:43in the room.
30:49Don't miss us.
30:51The way we used to be.
30:54Then let's fix that.
30:56Tomorrow.
30:57Seven.
31:00My place.
31:01We'll, um,
31:03we'll grill steaks
31:04and get
31:04shit-faced
31:05umberlough.
31:08Okay.
31:19You're still in there.
31:20I see you
31:21even if you don't.
31:26Shit.
31:28I gotta go check
31:29on a couple of patients.
31:30Uh-huh.
31:33No.
31:57Are you...
31:59hard?
32:01Yeah.
32:02We'll pick this up
32:03tomorrow night.
32:06Uh-huh.
32:08Uh-huh.
32:10Uh-huh.
32:11Uh-huh.
32:31Tomorrow's no good
32:31Uh-huh.
32:33I'll pick you up
32:33I was wondering
32:33if you were free
32:34for lunch tomorrow.
32:35I'll pick you up
32:35at school.
32:36We can go to Joe's Stonecraft.
32:37You like that place, right?
32:39Uh-huh.
32:40Tomorrow's no good
32:40for me, Dad.
32:43Okay, how about Friday?
32:45I need to talk to you
32:46about what's happening
32:47to our family, Matt.
32:48Look, we don't need
32:49to play catch-up.
32:50I get it.
32:50You and Mom
32:50can't stand each other
32:51anymore.
32:52You bailed.
32:53We'll, uh,
32:54we'll talk later, okay?
32:55I gotta, uh,
32:56I gotta study.
32:58Okay.
33:00Okay.
33:38You didn't notice me.
33:41You didn't notice me.
33:42I didn't notice you.
33:43The male nurse.
33:45When he came in,
33:46he didn't even look at me.
33:48She's prettier than me now.
33:51She's prettier.
34:01I think you misunderstood, sweetheart.
34:03I'm Mandy.
34:04Don't call me sweetheart
34:06because you can't remember
34:07my name.
34:08Shh.
34:09Shh.
34:12We just,
34:13we just want to go back
34:14to the way we were.
34:16And we want to be treated
34:18the same.
34:20Please help us.
34:26Please.
34:33This is Matt.
34:35He's 16,
34:35going on 40.
34:37And this is Annie.
34:38She's seven.
34:39Is your son the mailman's?
34:40Yeah, we laugh about that.
34:42My wife,
34:42whom I'm separated from,
34:45is black Irish
34:46on her father's side.
34:48My daughter looks like her, too.
34:50Actually,
34:51she looks a lot like you.
34:52She's beautiful.
35:02You know,
35:03this really wasn't necessary.
35:04This place is expensive.
35:06You helped me a lot
35:07with the Dante twins.
35:09It's the least I could do.
35:12Actually,
35:14I hope to do it again.
35:17Hey,
35:18I'd like that.
35:34What are you doing?
35:36Was I,
35:38did I read something wrong here?
35:40I thought,
35:41I thought there was
35:41an attraction thing going on.
35:43Interesting,
35:43because I thought
35:44we were being professionals.
35:48Did you think
35:49that I kept meeting with you
35:50because I wanted to get laid?
35:52I thought you respected me.
35:55I do.
35:56No.
35:58Apparently,
35:59you don't.
36:01No,
36:02I actually thought
36:02that these second opinions
36:03could lead to better work.
36:06Most people,
36:06they get paid
36:07for their consultations.
36:08Please don't.
36:09If my share
36:11is more than that,
36:12bill me.
36:13I don't know.
36:14I don't know.
36:18I don't know.
36:19Well,
36:21when are you going
36:21to start dating again?
36:22Dating?
36:24I'm not dating.
36:25Who's dating?
36:26The corpse isn't even cold.
36:28Believe me, Sean,
36:28I understand.
36:29Change is hard.
36:30Sometimes you just need
36:30a strong jolt
36:32to move forward.
36:33By jolt,
36:33you mean shock?
36:34Yes.
36:35Like finding out
36:36that Julia's dating again.
36:38Maybe that'd make it easier
36:39for you to get back
36:40on the horse.
36:43Would you like to know
36:44if she was dating again?
36:45Is she?
36:46How would I know?
36:47I haven't talked to her.
36:47I'm just musing,
36:49theoretically.
36:51No,
36:51I don't want to know
36:52if she's dating.
36:53I can honestly say
36:54that would kill me.
37:06Dr. McNamara,
37:07congratulations.
37:08For what?
37:09For operating on
37:10Joel Bronchetto
37:11and admitting your mistake.
37:12Taking ownership
37:13of personal error
37:14is the first step
37:15toward healthy growth
37:16and change.
37:17Good job, buddy.
37:21Dr. Pendleton,
37:23you're fired.
37:32So you look spiffy.
37:35Where are you off to tonight?
37:37I have a business dinner
37:38with Suzanne.
37:39I should be back by 10.
37:42Dinner is in the fridge,
37:43heated up for five minutes
37:45at 350.
37:46And Matt,
37:47don't show Annie
37:47the exorcist again.
37:49She needs to know
37:50that evil exists.
37:52Okay.
37:53Yeah.
37:59I know your dad
38:00and I separating
38:01really sucks for you.
38:03I'm sorry
38:04we didn't do this better.
38:12Oh, hey, Mom.
38:14Um,
38:15do you have any
38:15cuticle scissors?
38:17Why do you need those?
38:18Why do you think?
38:22I have a hangnail.
38:25Upstairs bathroom,
38:26third drawer on the right.
38:39I've been waiting
38:39out here for an hour.
38:40Why'd you tell the guard
38:41not to let me in?
38:42Funny,
38:42I've had stalkers before,
38:43but they were patients,
38:44not fellow doctors.
38:45that guy
38:46last night,
38:47that wasn't me.
38:48I haven't had a date
38:50since Reagan was in office.
38:51I'm bad at it.
38:52What do you want?
38:52To tell you
38:53how sorry I am.
38:54It won't happen again.
38:56I don't want
38:56your apologies.
38:58And how about a job?
39:07Christian?
39:24Hi.
39:26Hi.
39:28I'll be around
39:30if you think I might
39:32love you, baby.
39:34Hi.
39:38Hi.
39:40Hi.
39:51Hi.
39:54Hi.
39:54Hi.
39:56Hi.
39:56Hi.
39:56Hi.
40:09Hi.
40:11over here for i'm sorry you had to catch me in the middle of a double mint moment back there
40:22but let's not fool ourselves that's who i am always will be
40:29you want a regular friday night date and a father for your kids stay with sean
40:39when did you become so cruel
40:58what are you doing i'm moving back in might not be able to change me but i can change
41:04me in this marriage realize i'm not a single guy who wants a new life i'm a married man
41:09who wants to fix this family that's what i'm going to do i don't want a fix i want you
41:15out
41:16i want you to take your pettiness and your control issues and your sad lonely midlife crisis and get
41:24out of my house and notice i said my house sean because i'm not selling it and splitting the
41:31difference when we get a divorce this is not california buddy i put you through medical
41:35school and this is all i have to show for it you want a divorce yeah you should be happy
41:40sean you'll
41:41be legally free to screw every hot 20 year old that waltzes through your office how it must kill you
41:48that christian gets the pick of the letter hey hey calm down let go of me i don't want to
41:54screw
41:54around yeah well maybe i do you always wear a lousy elation
42:02oh yeah yeah you're either a liar or a very good actress
42:06i know your body i always have i know right where you live and breathe
42:11no i haven't i had an orgasm in two years because i didn't want to work that hard
42:15no i haven't yet thats important for you
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