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مسلسل New Girl مترجم - Episode 7
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00:01Mmm.
00:04You know you want in on this, man.
00:05A little fatty tune, a little yellow tea,
00:09Cali roll, samurai snack.
00:12So scrummy.
00:13I'm good with this.
00:14Looks like you're soloing on $80 worth of sushi, Schmidt.
00:17Cause I got the millions, Blair.
00:18Look, I get why you don't want to get that, Nick.
00:20But Winston, you gotta climb the board, man.
00:22You got a serious JLB now.
00:24Serious?
00:25Yeah.
00:25Dude, it's a temp job.
00:27If by serious you mean piece of crap, then yeah, it's serious.
00:39I'm surprised you haven't made a game of it.
00:41No, I've tried.
00:49I'm losing my mind, guys.
00:51You know, I sometimes touch the fray part of the power cord
00:54just to feel something.
00:56What's up, guys?
00:57Nobody has any lady guests coming over tonight, right?
01:00Lady guests?
01:01And how do you feel about opening your home and your hearts
01:05to the youth of America?
01:07I don't want to be positive.
01:08You're talking to me.
01:09So annoying.
01:10Yo, Miss Day.
01:10Where should we set up these bales?
01:15Hey, girl.
01:19Whatcha doin'?
01:21Hey, girl.
01:24Where you goin'?
01:26Who's that girl?
01:27Who's that girl?
01:29Who's that girl?
01:30Who's that girl?
01:31Who's that girl?
01:37Who's that girl?
01:38Who's that girl?
01:39I'm so sorry, you guys.
01:40I should have told you, but the community center decided
01:42to turn our rehearsal space back into a hallway,
01:45so I had nowhere to go.
01:47Is this something that a mean, creative judge made you do?
01:50Yeah, this is just like a nightmare ahead
01:51where you brought over teenagers with bells.
01:53These kids had a choice between early morning detention and music.
01:58And they all chose music.
01:59No kidding.
02:00Desiree, bells are not for hitting.
02:02The kids wanted to play band instruments,
02:04but we got a huge donation of handbells, which are tre-tree dope.
02:08Miss Day, can I eat some of these crackers up in here?
02:10No, no, no, no.
02:12Water crackers are for adults.
02:14To eat with adult cheese.
02:16Can I eat a crack of sushi sandwich?
02:18No.
02:19Jess, so what?
02:20You guys gonna sit around all night playing Jingle Bells?
02:22Jingle Bells is a trash song.
02:23Played on a trash instrument.
02:25And I'm not really asking permission.
02:27I'm giving you a heads up.
02:30Well, that got serious.
02:32Anyway, you're gonna love these kids.
02:41Thank you, Schmidt.
02:44Wonderful.
02:46Great, guys.
02:48So good.
02:49Just think you could be in detention right now.
02:51Is it too late to choose detention?
02:53We suck.
02:54We don't suck.
02:55We just need a little bit of rehearsal.
02:58Hector.
02:59Okay, good.
03:00Big finish.
03:01And we're out.
03:03I am so proud of you.
03:05That's what it feels like to play a song sort of together.
03:09Bring it in.
03:10In.
03:11Yes.
03:13On some bells.
03:13On some bells.
03:15Five minutes of text time.
03:16You earned it.
03:18Oh, dear.
03:18Miss Day.
03:19Desiree.
03:20Desiree?
03:22Miss Day.
03:24Oh.
03:25You gotta twist the toilet, Miss Day.
03:27Nick.
03:28Toilet situation.
03:29Code one.
03:29Water only.
03:30You didn't tell her the system?
03:31Excuse me.
03:31Oh, I'm sorry.
03:32She went rogue.
03:33You have to turn on the faucet before you flush the toilet.
03:44Thank you, Nick.
03:45All right.
03:46There we go.
03:47No problem.
03:48Perfect.
03:48You did it.
03:49The plastic soda bottle is right where it's supposed to be.
03:52Back in the wall hole.
03:53What?
03:53It's fixed.
03:54Heard that before.
04:00It's fixed.
04:04It's fixed.
04:18It's fixed.
04:19It's fixed.
04:20Okay, Nick.
04:21Repeat after me.
04:22I am not the Chinese kid from Goonies.
04:24You know, I fix things just to the point of working, Schmidt.
04:27If you want a fancy fix, just say so.
04:30Okay.
04:31Please fancy fix the toilet.
04:33That's all you had to say.
04:37That actually sounds really good.
04:49Whoa.
04:51You're amazing.
04:54Oh, whose pimples?
04:57Look.
04:58Each one.
05:00A memory.
05:07Winston, please help me.
05:09Just hear me out.
05:10Two things women love.
05:11Alternative percussion players and role models.
05:14The kids would love it and we'd get to spend time together.
05:17You gotta do it.
05:18It's a mitzvah, bro.
05:19Are you sure you've never rung before?
05:21Believe it or not, Jess, I have never played handbells before.
05:24I don't know, I just pick things up easy, that's all.
05:25I know handbells aren't the coolest instrument in the world.
05:28They might not even be the fifth coolest.
05:31But the kids would love it, it would really mean a lot to them.
05:34And if they saw how good you are, I think they'd really get into it and maybe try a little
05:38bit harder.
05:39Also, there's like a lot of potentially cool, like, bell, shorthand we could use to talk about.
05:45Nick.
05:45While he's right there, we'd be like, Nick's such a tinkle.
05:49I think he's more like a tinkle.
05:51Tinkle and tinkle are potential bell talk we could use.
05:55I get it, just be cool, please.
05:57I am cool.
05:58Before you make your decision, I'd only need you till the concert on Sunday.
06:04I don't know, I think I could be into this.
06:06Yay!
06:07And with that statement, he never had sex again.
06:10Wincing on me, I plan bells every day until Sunday.
06:14I'm cool.
06:18Nick, look, I don't mean to nag you, but how long is this gonna take?
06:21Fancy fix, fancy amount of time.
06:23Because I would like to use my own bathroom now.
06:30Sir, bathrooms are for customers only.
06:32How dare you.
06:35If only there were some sort of pipe and water expert that we could hire to come and fix this
06:41problem.
06:41I can't afford a plumber.
06:43A plumber! That's what it's called.
06:44You really want to do this? You want to have this fight with me?
06:47You want to go down this path, Schmidt?
06:48I don't know, is this a path that you recently fixed?
06:50It's called self-reliance.
06:51Because unlike you, Schmidt, I don't just throw my money at problems.
06:56All I'm hearing is that I can't use my bathroom because you're poor.
06:59Look, it's your lucky day, buddy. I'm going to pay for the plumber.
07:02No, Schmidt, I don't want your charity.
07:04Well, you seem very happy using my emergency tools.
07:08Oh, yeah?
07:09Do you even know what this is?
07:10A doy, it's a scissor.
07:11Yeah, that's exactly right.
07:16A scissor.
07:17Really, Schmidt?
07:17Yeah, a scissor that you just threw in the turtlete.
07:20So tonight at rehearsal, keep an eye out for Hector.
07:23I'm having trouble getting him to interact.
07:24He really wants to play the drums, so I told him bells were the next best thing, which was a
07:28lie,
07:28so I couldn't keep a straight face while I was singing it.
07:30He saw right through me.
07:32So why do you do this bell thing, Jess? I mean, like, how do you win?
07:38You don't win, you win by helping the kids.
07:40I just want to get them to care and try hard, you know?
07:44So you want them to try hard?
07:45Yeah.
07:46I'll get them to try hard.
07:47No, I'm telling you, they're not going to listen to you.
07:49Okay.
07:53Oh, what?
07:54A plumber?
07:55You plan it this way?
07:56Just to rub my face in it?
07:58Yes, I wanted to rub your face in our working toilet.
08:00Great, well that working toilet I will never use.
08:02You're never going to go to the bathroom again.
08:04Oh, you're the soda bottle guy.
08:05Yeah.
08:05That was actually pretty smart.
08:08And I have nothing to say to you.
08:09Okay.
08:10Question for you, sir.
08:11How much did he pay for this?
08:12Alright, you know what?
08:12That's enough.
08:13$50? $100?
08:14Inappropriate.
08:15Hey, my name's Schmidt.
08:15I was born rich.
08:16I had a $40,000 bar mitzvah.
08:18Okay.
08:19How long you do the pedioc for, man?
08:20Huh?
08:20A week?
08:21A month?
08:22Is this my favorite bedspread all over again?
08:25That was a handmade gift my nanny gave me,
08:27that you spilled a pitcher of Midori's sours on,
08:30and now you bring it up like it's nothing?
08:31I left you a check for $30 on your pillow.
08:33Your nanny gave you that thing for free,
08:36so as far as I'm concerned, you're up $30.
08:38My nanny is dead!
08:39I'm not looking to make money off of her!
08:41I will not apologize again for the Midori Sour!
08:44Who drinks Midori Sour?!
08:45Everyone drinks Midori Sour!
08:47No, they don't!
08:48It's a melon liqueur!
08:49I would never drink one!
08:50An American classic with Asian influences!
08:52Winston would never drink one!
08:53Enjoy the couch.
08:54I bought that, too.
08:59Enjoy the rug, too.
09:00Paid for that.
09:01Organic woven.
09:03What are you doing?
09:04What are you doing?
09:05Oh, come on, man.
09:06Well, I stole the cable!
09:09And my bar mitzvah was an amazing event!
09:11The theme was sports jams!
09:27Wow!
09:28That was really good!
09:29That was amazing!
09:31That was awful!
09:32Hammer!
09:34The hammer and the bell!
09:37Tough crowd!
09:39Here's what I was thinking, okay?
09:40If we want to win this concert, we play something cool, like Eye of the Tiger.
09:44What's Eye of the Tiger?
09:45Eye of the Tiger is the greatest song ever written!
09:47It's so cool it ended the Cold War!
09:50That's not even a little bit true.
09:52I never thought bells could be cool.
09:54What do you mean?
09:55I make bells cool!
09:59Do you think we hold three bells in one hand and three in hand?
10:02I think she's talking about the Winston.
10:05It's actually called the three in hand.
10:06I can do it!
10:07Yeah, but can you do this?
10:17That was really pretty!
10:20But Ms. Day has a few tricks up her sleeves as well.
10:24Let's see what you got.
10:25Let's see what you got, Ms. Day.
10:26Let's see what you got, Ms. Day.
10:27Come on.
10:35I am a robot trained to play the bells.
10:42Don't judge me cause I can't think at all.
10:46I just like to play the bells.
10:50I want to play Eye of the Tiger.
10:52Yeah, come on, Tiger!
10:53Please, please, please!
10:54That sounds so fun, but we can because we don't have time.
10:59Oh darn.
10:59Here's what I was thinking.
11:00If you skip school and practice, then boom, you got it.
11:03Done!
11:04Mr. Bishop.
11:05Done!
11:06Done!
11:07Oh yeah, you got it.
11:08No problem.
11:11What's the deal with Winston?
11:13He's really intense.
11:14No, look, I grew up with Winston.
11:16I know how he is.
11:17He's incredibly talented, but he's a jerk about it.
11:21Yeah, he's one of those guys that he'll never pass the ball if he thinks he can score.
11:24I just don't know why it needs to be a competition.
11:27That's just the way some guys are, Jess.
11:29You know?
11:29They get themselves wrapped up in these insecure, silly games.
11:34Hey, Nick, we're good with that whole plumber thing, right?
11:38Absolutely.
11:39Yeah.
11:39Okay, cool.
11:40Because I was right about that whole thing.
11:43Oh!
11:44Yeah, I unfixed that.
11:46Yeah, well, how are you going to unfix a dead schmidt?
11:47I'm not worried about it.
11:48I knew you were going to have to get the ball.
11:49I knew you were going to shoot.
11:50You're conscious, Matt.
11:51You're so predictable.
11:51I'm doing everything in this house.
11:54I'm doing everything in this house.
11:55I'm doing everything I've done.
11:56I don't want to hear you yet, man.
11:56Every little thing you've done.
11:57You're going to take...
12:06I paid for the freezer, so, you know.
12:09I'm going to kill you.
12:11Bah.
12:12Bah, bah, bah.
12:14Bah.
12:16Bah.
12:16That's a B right there.
12:19Get in there.
12:20Bah.
12:23Bah.
12:24You're fired.
12:29Focus.
12:31Are you focused?
12:33Okay, what's the song about?
12:35Hector.
12:36Hanging tough.
12:37Staying hungry.
12:38A man and his will to survive.
12:40Are you brown-nosing?
12:41Yes, I am.
12:42You're so cool.
12:44Where are your eyes?
12:45On the tiger.
12:46On the tiger.
12:50One, two, three, four.
13:03Two, three, four.
13:09No, no, no, no, no, no.
13:12Are you kidding me?
13:13It is not that hard, people.
13:15It is an instrument that a cat wears around its neck.
13:18Okay, you know what?
13:19I think they did a pretty great job considering the fact that they've only played it like eight
13:23times.
13:23Well, you're wrong, okay?
13:24You're thought wrong, Jess.
13:25You know why?
13:25Because I'm out there right now by myself in the cold.
13:27I got no support.
13:29Maybe we're just not good enough.
13:30No, you are good enough.
13:31This is not your problem.
13:33This is Mr. Bishop's problem.
13:34Pa, rest.
13:35Pa, pa, pa.
13:37Rest.
13:37Pa, pa, pa.
13:38Rest.
13:39Pa, pa, pa.
13:41Rest.
13:42Pa, can you hear me?
13:43It's a very famous song.
13:44Mr. Bishop.
13:44I'll tell you what.
13:45Here.
13:46Here.
13:47You want to play these, okay?
13:48Play these until you figure it out.
13:51Right?
13:51Don't play these.
13:53And what are you laughing at, WNBA?
13:55This is what you look like.
13:58You look like you're fighting off a shark.
14:00Okay, this is what I want.
14:01Mr. Bishop.
14:02Petting a dolphin.
14:03Oh, yeah, there we go.
14:04All right.
14:04And you.
14:05You didn't make me want to throw up.
14:07Really?
14:08Now, come on, people.
14:09Out.
14:11What?
14:11Get out.
14:12You're out of the group.
14:12You're being mean.
14:14Fine.
14:14I don't need this.
14:21I warned y'all about these bells.
14:24Told you, told you, told you.
14:26I'm going to make you guys a picture of my famous virgin sangria.
14:31Isn't that just juice?
14:36This has to stop!
14:37It's not my war!
14:51Hey, uh.
14:52Maybe Jess is right.
14:53Maybe we should talk this thing through.
14:55Absolutely, man.
14:56Yeah?
14:56Yeah.
14:57All right, I'm going to put a clean shirt on.
14:58Great, man.
15:05What is that, man?
15:05I'm sorry.
15:06I put your couch and your freezer in your room, Schmidt.
15:09Yeah, I didn't want to get my pore on them.
15:11I got to get in there, man.
15:12I'm a mess.
15:13I have to go to a networking event later.
15:14Scott Kahn is speaking.
15:15Oh.
15:15Would you listen to yourself?
15:17Do you use my conditioner?
15:18What?
15:19No.
15:19No, I can tell, man.
15:20What are you doing?
15:22Lotus Berry, relax.
15:23Lotus Berry, relax.
15:24I can smell it on you right now.
15:25It's fine.
15:26Stop smelling my hair!
15:27You know how much this stuff costs?
15:28Okay, Schmidt, I didn't use your conditioner.
15:30Why does your hair look so baby soft?
15:32Fine, Schmidt.
15:33I ran out of shampoo and I used your conditioner.
15:36We're talking about conditioner, right?
15:38You used it as shampoo?
15:39It's for moisture, Nick, not for cleaning.
15:41I can't believe we're friends.
15:43Give me it back, man.
15:43Give you what back?
15:44Give me it back.
15:45Think about what you're doing right now.
15:47I'm squeezing it out of your hair.
15:48You're squeezing it out of my hair?
15:50Yes, I am.
15:51Stop squeezing it out of my hair!
15:53Okay, yeah.
15:55It's on.
15:55It's on.
15:56It's happening.
15:56Oh, it is?
15:57Yeah, it is happening.
15:57These are the first moments of what is happening right now.
16:01This is the beginning of what's happening.
16:03Right now!
16:04You want to get your hands dirty?
16:05Yeah, man.
16:06Whoa!
16:07Come on, Schmidt!
16:08You little rich boy sissy!
16:09Come on!
16:10Who are you going to hire to fight me, boy?
16:12Come on, Schmidt!
16:13Stop running!
16:13Stop running, Schmidt!
16:15You want it so then?
16:16You got it!
16:17Enough!
16:18Where is this coming from, man?
16:20Look, you chose to be a bartender.
16:22You chose to drop out of law school.
16:24You're not some down on your luck, hardscrabble guy.
16:26You're just a loser who...
16:32I didn't mean...
16:34It's fine, man.
16:36Okay.
16:40Whatever, whatever, whatever, man.
16:52Just these are the things that come out, man, when you take another man's conditioner.
16:59Winston!
17:00We need to talk.
17:03We had a dress rehearsal.
17:05It was horrible.
17:06No!
17:07No!
17:08No!
17:08No!
17:09No!
17:09No!
17:09No!
17:11No!
17:11No!
17:11No!
17:13No!
17:13They're expensive!
17:15No!
17:17In 2010?
17:18No!
17:18AMY!
17:19I'm sorry, Jess, but I really don't...
17:21You know what?
17:22I love running this group.
17:24It gives me confidence, it gives me muscle definition, yes, sometimes it gives me blinding optical
17:31where I literally can't see three feet in front of myself.
17:34But I love these kids.
17:36And I'm sorry I kicked you out of group,
17:38but one thing you can't do with these kids is make it about you.
17:42Jess, I don't see what the big deal is, okay?
17:44I only practiced with you guys a couple of times.
17:46You're such a tonkle!
17:48Whoa, hold it. Don't nobody call me a tonkle.
17:50If you tell them they aren't good,
17:51that's one more person telling them that.
17:53That's a big deal to me, making sure no one else gives up on them.
17:56Even if they sound like a guy covered in bells,
17:59falling down a staircase that's also made of bells.
18:03I know you've had a hard month. I know you don't have a job.
18:06But, God, they're just kids.
18:10Also, what happened to the refrigerator and the sofa?
18:13Did we get robbed by giants?
18:22You know what sucks about getting older?
18:24Your friends have known you for way too long.
18:27They've got too much on you.
18:28Yep.
18:29I want friends who still lie to me because they don't want to hurt my feelings.
18:32Hmm.
18:33I sadly kind of mean that.
18:37What happened to us, man?
18:38We used to be so cool.
18:40And I was going to play basketball and be a gazillionaire.
18:43Right.
18:44And I told myself I was never going to live with Schmidt.
18:47What do you live with now?
18:48I live with Schmidt and he's killing me.
18:50He's killing me.
18:54I got fired from a temp job.
18:57Yeah, I got kicked out of Bell Group for being too mean to kids.
19:01Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
19:02That's a low point.
19:03You ain't got to talk to me.
19:04I know it.
19:05I know it, man.
19:06But I was just enjoying being good at something.
19:09Yeah.
19:09I mean, what does she want me to do?
19:11Not care about what the songs sound like?
19:12Winston, this is your thing though.
19:14It's not always about being the best.
19:16It's not always about you, Winston.
19:20You know, this is about kids.
19:22Just pass the ball.
19:38I'll drive, pal.
19:40Hey, you want to go to this Bell's concert?
19:46Let me get my cardigan.
19:54I know you guys are nervous.
19:56I know you want to do a really great job and you want to sound really great, but it's
19:59not about that.
20:00There's a really big crowd of people who's really excited and wants to hear some bells
20:04today.
20:04Just look.
20:08Alright, bring it in.
20:15Hello, Pershing Park.
20:16We are Ensemble.
20:19What?
20:20What'd you say?
20:21I said, um, Ensemble.
20:22She said Ensemble.
20:24It's on the banner, stupid.
20:34But first, I'd like to welcome Winston Bishop to the stage.
20:44What's a Winston Bishop?
20:47Hey.
20:49What's up?
20:52Eye of the Tiger.
20:54Yo, Hector, you think we can pull this off?
20:56Probably not.
20:57Yeah, I don't think so either.
20:58So let's do it.
21:01One, two, three, four.
21:12You know I don't think you're a loser, right?
21:14I can't hear anything you say when you wear that sweater, Schmidt.
21:16You open your mouth and I just hear cardigan.
21:19Cardigan.
21:19I am wearing a cardigan.
21:22This is super embarrassing.
21:24Yeah, it's terrible.
21:35You don't like the Cardi?
21:37No.
21:40If not anything or anything, I'll show you.
21:43There's some of our context that I know stupid.
21:43Angle may be a complete mess, but who knows isbelive.
21:43This is where KyxBRQ!
21:44You
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