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مسلسل Night Court مترجم - Episode 3
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00:05happy treat Tuesday this is my world-famous creation half brownie half blondie so they
00:11come out beige but beigey sounds horrible so call them khakis jump in jump into your khakis
00:19this is a hall of justice not a Connecticut key party you need a lot of baking well I had
00:25to do
00:25gluten-free for Laura and gluten-heavy for Timo and Sandy's allergic to nuts but wouldn't say
00:30which one so I had to do six different kinds for him it's like Russian roulette but yummy
00:36what are they bad no they're delicious which is somehow more annoying guess who's back Vincent
00:43Graziano back after two days the over-under was 2.5 yes the under takes it it's easy money
00:55Graziano's been arrested for possession of stolen items four times in three weeks yeah who could
00:58have guessed that a repeat offender would not show up to paint the wall of the rec center oh that's
01:02right everyone I just think if you show a little compassion you can put people on a better path
01:09yeah it all sounds exhausting it's all that caring don't worry about me Dan I've always got my
01:16emotional support crouch and your vest came in I could take you on planes now
01:22so is tonight tonight finally you throw the book at Graziano there's something going on with that
01:27guy he only started committing crimes a few weeks ago I got one more little move I'm going to try
01:31on
01:33feed me feed me
01:37okay I like that you guys are bonding but I wish it wasn't over mocking my judicial philosophy
01:42oh you know what perfect size for my winnings
02:03ABA Moore oh I got you a little something to help with the evening rush hour thank you officer
02:11don't mind if I do
02:18come on girls don't judge me pretty much the only upside to working here is that the cops give me
02:23perks to thank me for constantly winning all their cases no judgment here the coroner gave me these
02:28earrings Jane Doe what's next Neil it's everybody's favorite recidivist our returning champion
02:36Vincent Graziano someone got a haircut latest charge not showing up for community service
02:43uh your honor my client does not dispute the parole violation and will accept any punishment that the court deems
02:51appropriate
02:56I don't accept this plea Mr. Graziano I think we're about to get to the bottom of what's really going
03:00on with you last time you were here you mentioned that you spent some of your childhood in a youth
03:05home did I think we're about to get to the bottom of what's really going on with you last time
03:06you were here you mentioned that you spent some of your childhood in a youth home
03:06and I you were asking a lot of questions I said a lot of things so I had my clerk
03:11track down someone from your past
03:12I got to do some digging I was her the girl with the dragon tattoo
03:17were you that or were you her blues clues
03:23since I haven't been able to get through to you I think I found someone who can permission to approach
03:29the bench your honor
03:32surprise guest who are you DJ Khaled
03:36yeah okay fine I have Spotify and sometimes it shuffles to things that I don't understand
03:42I just think this guy needs a little intervention
03:44look I appreciate you wanting to help all right but this is a court not a therapist's office no matter
03:49how many mental patients march through here
03:52get ready to arrest my heart for indecent exposure as I'm about to be flashing some compassion
03:59don't type that please
04:01father Manny could you please approach the bench
04:03uh your honor I really don't think this is a good idea
04:07Lorenzo what are you doing here
04:09Lorenzo no this is Vincent
04:11Graziano
04:12um your honor
04:14ah
04:15objection
04:18adjourned
04:21this is Lorenzo Mullen he brings troubled youth to my program he's a very private person father
04:28you're not finished
04:29oh I get it now
04:32Neil
04:32yeah okay sorry I almost let that slip
04:35he's an undercover cop
04:45so who here can keep a secret
04:49great
04:50and who here is lying
04:59outing an undercover cop could have happened to anybody
05:01I mean how long has that microphone even been there
05:03since my first week
05:06in 1984
05:09apparently he was trying to get thrown in jail so he could earn the trust of Giovanni Totino
05:14infiltrate the family and then entertain thousands of dads by inspiring the next Scorsese movie
05:20ooh what I wouldn't give to live that undercover life
05:24shoebox full of passports
05:25meeting up with your boss in a parking garage
05:27shooting your partner to prove you're legit
05:29not knowing where Gerg's ends and Sasha Santiago begins
05:35oh hey guys
05:37hey
05:40do you see that they just iced me
05:41hey I'm the one who does the icing around here
05:45all right since we do not know what we're walking into
05:47you guys go first
05:52hey your honor just wanted to see how you were doing
05:54and if anyone else needs to be worried about how they're doing
05:59I'm okay
06:00I mean how was I supposed to know he wanted to go to jail
06:03I mean how could anyone know that a guy who committed multiple crimes
06:07pled guilty and then tried to get a lock him up chant going in the courtroom
06:10secretly wanted to go to jail
06:14upstate we only had one undercover cop
06:16and I think the only reason Earl went undercover was so that he could win the high school football state
06:20championship
06:20at 26
06:22also he'd never been kissed
06:24good for Earl
06:26Lorenzo wasn't even in super deep yet
06:28he was just 10 months into the operation
06:3110 months
06:3210 months
06:3310 months
06:34now that I say it out loud
06:35it sounds so much longer than when you read it in the file
06:39you could grow a baby
06:40in 10 months
06:41this is bad
06:44no
06:45no
06:46we're doing good here
06:48I mean I can't get everything right
06:51I'm just one judge trying to make a difference
06:53what if I'm making the difference wrong
06:57if I had just sent him to jail rather than trying to figure him out
07:00everything would be fine
07:01but I didn't so it's not as bad
07:03this is very bad
07:06I feel like I made the city a more dangerous place today
07:09or did I make it a more dangerous place in the future
07:11neither one sounds good
07:13relax your honor
07:14as long as you didn't infect anything in the past
07:16we're good
07:17where's Neil
07:18sorry time to shoot
07:20oh thank god
07:21I thought you got butterfly affected
07:24I think I'm gonna
07:25just go think about this a bit
07:26let's call it a night
07:27we can panic tomorrow
07:28I mean pick it up tomorrow
07:34so what do you guys want to do now
07:36I'm kidding
07:41well I was right
07:42the cops are mad at me
07:44I'm taking all my perks away
07:45just now when I was walking through the building
07:47I had to go through
07:48security
07:51we all do
07:52not me
07:53I get waved through
07:54but today I just had to stand there and wait
07:57there were people in front of me
07:58behind me
07:59they're all just standing there
08:00it was madness
08:04that's a line
08:05they're everywhere
08:06oh good
08:07Abby's here
08:08I could do with a treat
08:10wait why are our arms empty
08:11am I hallucinating from dehydration
08:13after standing so long
08:14in that
08:14that
08:15that thing
08:17hey everyone
08:18I'm glad you're all here
08:19there's something I wanted to talk to you about
08:20is it about where you're hiding the treats
08:22because I don't see any
08:25actually Neil
08:25it's about a decision I've made
08:27I'm always advocating
08:28digging into defendants lives
08:30and well last night
08:31I did some soul searching on myself
08:33it's time I faced some hard truths
08:35I don't have a head for hats
08:38and I need to change the way I approach this job
08:41I mean I didn't realize
08:42that the way I do things
08:44might actually hurt people
08:45so from now on
08:47I am just going to be a normal judge
08:49normal judge
08:51like one who calls balls and strikes
08:54one who doesn't ask deep and probing questions
08:57one who will cancel this Friday's
08:59bring your dog to court night
09:03it's already off the calendar
09:07from here on out
09:08I am all about boundaries
09:10boundaries in the courtroom
09:11and all other rooms
09:12got it
09:13now
09:14officer Gerganus start in 10
09:17my full name
09:18well I feel like I'm in trouble
09:19like when my mama calls me
09:21officer Gerganus
09:22this is good
09:23things will run a lot smoother around here
09:25we shouldn't be upset
09:26we should be throwing a party
09:27with what treats Dan
09:29with what treats
09:36officers hi
09:36I just came from outside
09:38when my car was getting towed
09:39I chased the truck 3 blocks
09:41then I had to walk 10 blocks back
09:42because the driver didn't stop
09:43when I jumped on the hood
09:46were you parked in a red zone
09:47because no one can park in a red zone
09:48ma'am
09:49no no but it's
09:51but I
09:53I'm tired of living like a regular person
09:57I gotta figure out what I can do to fix this
10:03well I could talk to them
10:05get to the bottom of it
10:06oh yes yes
10:07that'd be amazing
10:08thank you
10:08don't thank me
10:09thank Sasha Santiago
10:13is this about you wanting to help
10:15or do you just want to go undercover
10:17couldn't it be both
10:18okay fine
10:21let's call the first case
10:23we're just gonna start
10:24but I didn't get to do my all rise
10:26that's in the constitution
10:29okay the people versus Nate Crabb
10:39Mr. Crabb is charged with a D&D D&D
10:44drunken disorderly
10:45while playing Dungeons and Dragons
10:48Your Honor
10:49my client is a class 18 barbarian ogre
10:53who got a little too into character
10:55swinging his war horn
10:58that is not a euphemism
10:59it would be a little less embarrassing
11:01if it was
11:03says here your client was drunk
11:05and brandishing a weapon
11:07so seems pretty straightforward
11:09yes yes
11:09there are just maybe a few details
11:12that you should consider
11:13they were celebrating
11:14the wedding of Kondo of the Paladin
11:16and Mordecai of the War
11:17and you know how people get at weddings
11:22the court is only interested in facts
11:25from this realm
11:25so can we wrap it up counselor
11:27but I learned nerd for this
11:31Your Honor
11:32I truly appreciate your new business approach
11:34to the job
11:35but maybe you're overcorrected
11:37a bit permission to approach
11:39denied
11:39the night
11:41that's never
11:42happened before
11:44permission to
11:47lean
11:49pretty tall
11:51I think I can
11:55okay
11:56if there's nothing further
11:57the court is ready to rule
11:59in light of the defendant's reckless behavior
12:02I have no choice
12:03but to
12:03You're making a mistake
12:05What did you say?
12:06I think you're allowing
12:07your issues
12:08to cloud your judgment
12:10in this particular case
12:11Your Honor
12:13I find the defendant
12:14Don't
12:17I find the defendant
12:19Nope
12:21That's one count of contempt
12:23for Mr. Fielding
12:24Objection
12:25On what grounds?
12:26I cite the precedent
12:27of Anderson versus
12:35Make that two pounds
12:36Officer, take him and book him
12:39Okay, now look
12:41All the gangs are gonna want you
12:43Now, take your time deciding
12:45Enjoy being courted
12:52Hey, hey, hey
12:53It's Treat Tuesday
12:57So I went to a bakery
12:58We gotta keep the tradition alive, right?
13:01Just a few random Tuesdays, Neil
13:03Not really a tradition
13:04It's not like
13:05the fireworks on the 4th of July
13:07or eating a groundhog
13:08on the 3rd of February
13:11Um
13:13Good, quick heads up
13:14The only place open
13:16at 1am was an adult bakery
13:19Neil!
13:20The icing guy
13:21wouldn't put bras
13:22on the 8-cup cupcakes
13:23I asked
13:24but he said
13:24I don't come to where you work
13:26and tell you what to do
13:26with your nipples
13:29Look, I just want to help
13:31and with Dan locked up
13:32I'm trying to be
13:33the Dan
13:34If you want to be more like him
13:36you can try pointing out
13:37my flaws in court
13:40I'm focusing on
13:41my own defects of character
13:42Now he has time
13:42to focus on his
13:44So
13:45I know I didn't fix anything
13:47but did I make it worse?
13:50Fair enough
13:52If anyone asks
13:53I'm going to say
13:54that this went well
14:00Check, check
14:01Gurgs, you getting this?
14:03Audio, check
14:04Now I just got to remember
14:05the two rules
14:06are going undercover
14:06Rule number one
14:08earn their trust
14:09Hey, fellas
14:10Got room for one more?
14:12Gurgs
14:12Hey, come on over
14:14Trust
14:15Check
14:17Rule number two
14:18Don't fall in love
14:20What?
14:21Why is that a rule?
14:22About to see from you, Gurgs
14:25He's
14:26Why, that's a rule
14:29Don't fall in love
14:31Gurgs
14:31Remember your training
14:32Remember your training
14:38So, uh
14:41You guys mad at any lawyers?
14:44Only all of them
14:47Hot and funny
14:49He's a damn unicorn
14:51I'm in too deep
14:58Hey, what's this on your badge?
15:02Oh, it's mariner
15:03Oh
15:04Can I get a taste?
15:06Okay
15:08That's it
15:09You're out
15:10You've been compromised
15:10Abort
15:11Abort
15:13What's that?
15:14You're breaking up
15:14You must be out of range
15:16I'm 12 feet away
15:18You can hear me
15:23Bless me
15:24Hmm
15:24Bless me indeed
15:30Somebody in here
15:31Weren't cheap cologne?
15:33Nope
15:34Just drinking it
15:40Oh, damn good
15:41You're still here
15:42Yes, you know
15:43They have this intricate system
15:44Of locks and bars
15:45To make sure
15:46None of us leave
15:49I'm really worried about Abby
15:50Can you just pay the fine
15:52And talk to her?
15:52No
15:53I will not go up there
15:54And pry her back to her senses
15:56This is more than just a funk
15:57She's using Gurg's full name
15:59She hasn't thanked
16:00Any of the drug sniffing dogs
16:02For their service
16:02She's talking about
16:03Your defects of character
16:05Defects of ca-
16:09All right
16:10I'll do it
16:11Really?
16:12Yeah, yeah, yeah
16:12Just get me out of here
16:13Okay
16:15I'll take the big guard
16:16No, no, no
16:17Do the paperwork
16:18I'll pay the fine
16:19Oh, thank God
16:19I couldn't take the big guard
16:21Not with that attitude
16:22You cat
16:35How'd you get out?
16:37I'd rather
16:38Not relive it
16:39You paid the 40 bucks, didn't you?
16:41It's horrible
16:44So listen, I know that sharing
16:47Personal stories
16:48Is sort of out of vogue
16:50Around this joint right now
16:52But
16:55My late wife, Sarah
16:57Was in recovery
16:58For a few years
17:00Even before we met
17:01And she was always adamant
17:03About being of service
17:05To others
17:07I often thought that she
17:09Went too far
17:10I was selfish
17:11I wanted her to be with me
17:13But I soon realized
17:14That it was
17:15As much
17:16If not more
17:17For her
17:18Than it was for those
17:20Other folks
17:21And when she couldn't
17:23Help someone
17:24Find their way
17:26It weighed on her
17:28Maybe
17:29Like
17:30This has been weighing
17:31On you
17:34What was she in recovery for?
17:36Booze
17:38Me too
17:40How did you know?
17:42Defects of character
17:43Plus now I remember
17:45You once called a
17:46Surprise party
17:47A birthday intervention
17:53I lost a lot of time
17:54With my dad
17:55When I was at my worst
17:58Shamed to be around him
18:01But he always had faith in me
18:04He said he was
18:05Keeping that faith safe
18:07Until I had it in myself again
18:11I'm glad I got into recovery
18:12And
18:13In time for him
18:14To see me get better
18:14But
18:17I never felt like
18:18I could make up
18:19For that lost time
18:23It's one of the reasons
18:24I took the job here
18:26To feel connected to him
18:28So when
18:29It's not going well
18:31I mess up
18:33It's like I'm failing him
18:35All over again
18:38Harry
18:39I knew
18:42You feeling him
18:43That thought
18:45Would have never
18:45Even remotely
18:47Entered his mind
18:50And just
18:51Also
18:52There's
18:53Folks around here
18:54Who have
18:54A lot of faith in you
18:57Thanks Dan
18:58And you know what
18:59Think about it
19:00You were right
19:00Graziano
19:01Wasn't a criminal
19:04So if I was right
19:06That means that
19:07You
19:07Don't finish that
19:11If you don't mind
19:13Time in a clink
19:14Has
19:15Made me rather hungry
19:23Too hungry to ask
19:28Gerks
19:28I'm pulling you off the case
19:29But I'm so close
19:30To cracking this thing
19:30Why open
19:31I just need to get
19:32Grayson alone
19:33I'm thinking
19:33Long weekend
19:35Poconos
19:35Heart shaped tub
19:38And I will get
19:39Everything out of him
19:42This is stupid
19:43Alright I'm just gonna
19:43Go over there
19:44And say something
19:44Oh but you'll
19:45Blow my cover
19:46You're playing yourself
19:51Okay enough
19:53I have been prosecuting
19:54Your collars for years
19:56Then one mistake
19:57And you blackball me
19:58You got my car towed
20:00You withhold evidence
20:01Room goodie bags
20:02This has gone too far
20:04I deserve free stuff
20:07You don't know
20:08What you're talking about
20:09Oh yeah
20:10This bad boy
20:11Ringing any bells
20:15By the way
20:16Hey have you met
20:17Detective Richards
20:18From Internal Affairs
20:19Since the outing
20:20Of our colleague
20:21I.A. has been in tow
20:24I see
20:24And that is why
20:26Security has been
20:27Tighter
20:28It's always tight
20:29Always tight
20:32Well I just
20:33Wanted to show you
20:35My
20:37Party light
20:41Oh
20:41Oh
20:43Oh
20:43Oh
20:44Oh
20:45Oh
20:46Thank you Chris
20:47You're welcome
20:49I know he's gorgeous
20:50But
20:51You touch him
20:51I'll kill you
21:01It's hard to be in a bad mood
21:02Around x-rated desserts
21:04Oh my god
21:04If it's no one's birthday
21:05I wouldn't know where
21:06To put the candle
21:07I guess for every top chef
21:09There's a bottom chef
21:11I don't know why
21:11Everyone's being so polite
21:12To this filthy box
21:13Can we just jump in
21:15Get in there Gergs
21:16Oh
21:17My nickname is back
21:18Thank you all
21:19For hanging with me
21:20This week
21:20It's nice to know
21:22You're there
21:22To support me
21:22When I need it
21:24To Abby
21:28To Abby
21:31It's funny
21:32I'm
21:33What?
21:36I'll help you
21:37I'll help you
21:38You
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