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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30Family baby, four days ago
00:32I wanted to come back to work
00:34Not everybody needs some long, luxurious Parisian maternity leave
00:39Damn, girl, your body
00:41Angela, you look amazing
00:43Really? I feel like this big rhinoceros
00:47Anyway, I wanted to thank you guys for covering for me
00:49So I made some treats
00:50I've got brownies and magic cookie bars
00:52Oh, Angela, those brownies have walnuts in them
00:57And I think Kevin's allergic to walnuts
00:58You're allergic to walnuts, right, Kevin?
01:01Extremely, but I'm going to fight through it
01:02Aw, it's okay, Angela
01:04I have mommy brain, too
01:05I don't know what that is, Pam
01:07I made a batch with no nuts
01:08Special for you, Kevin
01:09Get here
01:10When did you find time to do all this?
01:12Babies sleep a lot, Pam
01:13If you feed them enough
01:15Brownie, Pam?
01:21Thank you
01:25Oh, my gosh
01:25It's really good
01:27I wouldn't know
01:28I'm watching my weight
01:33So, you guys
01:33You know what's an even more useful treat
01:35Is cash
01:36So
01:36Nope
01:37We wanted to say thank you
01:38Nope, nope, okay
01:49Dwight, I have exciting news for you
01:50What?
01:52I think you're going to like it
01:54You can't tantalize me
01:55Oh, maybe I can
01:57I got an email from corporate
02:00That told me
02:02Okay
02:02That you got a promotion
02:05Right?
02:06I mean, that's not the kind of thing
02:07You want to read quietly at your desk
02:09If you make me head of sales
02:10One more time, I swear
02:11No, this is legit
02:12You will be assembling a team
02:14To go to Tallahassee
02:15For three weeks
02:16To develop and launch
02:17A chain of Saber stores
02:20Yes!
02:21Yes!
02:22Yes!
02:23Yes!
02:24Yes!
02:26Yes!
02:27Yes!
02:28Yes!
02:28Yes!
02:29Yes!
02:29Yes!
02:29Yeah!
02:30Yeah!
02:30Yeah!
02:31Yeah!
02:31The Shrutes have a word
02:32For when everything in a man's life
02:34Comes together perfectly
02:36Perfect in Schlag
02:37Right now, I'm in it
02:39I finally get a chance
02:40To prove myself to corporate
02:41I am assembling
02:43A competent team
02:44I am likely a father
02:45I am so deep
02:47Inside of perfect in Schlag
02:49Right now
02:50And just to be clear
02:51There is a second definition
02:53Perfect pork anus
02:54Which I don't mean
02:56And here's the facts for you
02:58And here's some facts for you
03:00Did you know frogs
03:01Can hear with their lungs
03:03And that flamingos
03:04Can have orgasms
03:05That last 30 minutes
03:07Love to learn
03:08Yeah, it's weird
03:09That I said that last time
03:10Twins!
03:11This is a gift from Jessica
03:12Kind of a gag gift, really
03:13Real gifts come later
03:14Yeah
03:16That's cute
03:17When I saw it in CVS
03:18It made me gag, too
03:26For a while there
03:27I thought something would change
03:28But nope
03:29Andy's still with Jessica
03:30They even carpool together
03:31Most days
03:33I don't know
03:34I wouldn't mind
03:35Carpooling every day
03:36With Andy
03:37But I wouldn't want to
03:38Spend that much time
03:39With Jessica
03:41What do we have here?
03:48Thou knit me a beanie
03:49But I can't tell if it's
03:51We're just friends beanie
03:52Or a I'm hot, you're hot
03:53Let's get a poppin' beanie
03:54So I'm gonna up to Auntie
03:57Give her a clearly romantic gift
04:00And we'll get to the meaning
04:01Of the beanie
04:03Pam, pack up your postnatal swimwear
04:06Make it a one piece
04:06Or this offer is rescinded
04:08And join me for a fantastic barbecue
04:10One week from today
04:10In Tallahassee, Florida
04:11Where I'm gonna be living
04:12For the next three weeks
04:14Really?
04:14Mm-hmm
04:15I'll fly anywhere
04:16For some good barbecue
04:17Ooh, me three
04:18Eh, no plus ones
04:19This is for competent workers only
04:22And don't worry about the cost
04:23Saber is footing the bill
04:25Does this have anything to do
04:26With what you were talking
04:27To Andy about?
04:27God, you're such a spy
04:32Notice anything different about me?
04:34You're wearing the beanie
04:35You like it?
04:37Super comfortable
04:37Like sweatpants for my head
04:39I love it too, Val
04:41It's really itchy
04:43But to be fair
04:44My head is constantly itching
04:46So I can't really pig it on the hat
04:50Wow
04:51It's like the Nation of Islam down here
04:53I like to knit, don't hang
04:56Who's that for?
04:58Oh, this is a gift
05:01For a man-nate here
05:03What?
05:04Yeah
05:04Daryl, you shouldn't have
05:06Can I open it?
05:07No, no, no
05:08Maybe just let me
05:09Ah, I can't wait
05:10I'm sorry
05:10I'm too excited
05:16Daryl
05:17Wow, those are really nice
05:19They're so elegant
05:21Cashmere
05:22How'd you know?
05:23It's the hunch
05:26Your gift is on the way
05:27Can't wait
05:30I'm glad you're in my life
05:31Happy Valentine's Day
05:33Oh, Daryl
05:34Oh, Daryl
05:34I am glad to be in your life too
05:38Your card is more beautiful than the gloves
05:43My first task as special project manager Dwight Schrute
05:47Assembling a crack team
05:49I need people who are loyal
05:51People who will help me get an inroad with the gay Hispanic community
05:55People who won't be missed
05:59We don't need idiots
06:00This hurts
06:02Good for nothings
06:04Meth heads
06:07Or
06:09What's your name?
06:10Kathy
06:11Kathy
06:17I just got a text from Robert California that says bring your clubs to Florida
06:21Why?
06:22Does he think you're going to Florida?
06:24I hope not
06:24Because I am not going
06:27Two question marks?
06:28No, just do one
06:29Two question marks is kind of aggressive
06:32You know, it's like, well, what?
06:34Just do one
06:36You want to take Daryl, Phyllis, Toby, Angela, and Oscar?
06:40Yes
06:40Can I interest you in someone less essential?
06:43Like a Creed or a Meredith, perhaps?
06:46Oh my god
06:46They're not expendable, exactly
06:48I just can't
06:49I can't think of the word I'm trying to find
06:51Are you kidding me?
06:52I'm supposed to get in an airplane with those nincompoops?
06:54We'd never make it off the runway
06:55All right, look
07:24I gotta keep this office functioning somehow
07:25I like it so far
07:27Got your text
07:27Awesome idea
07:28Let's hit the links the next time you're in PA-JH
07:33It's perfect
07:33You emphasize the golf, completely omit the Florida
07:37Yeah, it's a golf text
07:38Total golf text
07:40Send it
07:40Uh, wait
07:42I just feel weird
07:44I should just call him
07:45You want to call someone that texted you?
07:47Do you want to drive him away?
07:49I mean, it
07:53This is Daryl
07:54Oh, sorry
07:55I asked for the main shipping number
07:56I just need the address for the warehouse
07:58I want to send my girlfriend some flowers
08:01Your girlfriend?
08:02Is your girlfriend Val?
08:04Yeah, do you know her?
08:06We're friends
08:08We're friends
08:11Cool
08:11Uh, so can I get that address or?
08:14Yeah, yeah
08:15Sorry, I'm just looking for a pin
08:17Why do you need a pin?
08:18Back off
08:18I got my reasons
08:20May I have your attention, please?
08:22Could Kathy, Phyllis, Daryl, Kevin, and Kelly
08:24Please join me in the conference room immediately
08:26Why?
08:26Oh, no big deal
08:27It's just that you five have been deemed most deserving
08:30Of a three-week, all-expenses-paid business trip
08:32To Tallahassee, Florida
08:33Hell yeah
08:34What?
08:35Oh, I'm sorry, Stanley
08:37I can't share any more details with you
08:39You see, Andy rejected you
08:41Wait, Kathy gets to go?
08:43Why does she even still work here?
08:44Pam is back
08:45It just feels like a slap in the face
08:46I can understand your pain and your rage
08:48But you know what? Andy is an honorable man
08:50Let us not question his choices
08:52I'm sure he had his reasons
08:54We're not questioning his reasons
08:55I just want to know what they are
08:57I know, you and me both, brother
08:58It seemed kind of random to me
08:59But he was pretty clear
09:00On who he thought truly deserved
09:01This boondoggle of a lifetime
09:03Well, he nailed it
09:05Good point
09:06But we're going to be working pretty hard until 5 p.m.
09:09After that, it's going to be
09:10Beach volleyball, trips to Cape Canaveral
09:12And sea kayaking with Gloria Estefan
09:14What were the criteria for going?
09:16It might be innate goodness versus innate badness
09:20But there's an easy way to find out
09:23Oh, Andy, got a few questions for you
09:27Mushy-mushy
09:30The Florida picks got out
09:32And people were just kind of curious
09:33As to why they weren't picked
09:35And maybe you could just clarify
09:36Uh, well, the deliberations were confidential
09:42So I feel like we should respect that
09:44Respect it?
09:46You're trying to tell me Kevin Malone deserves more than Stanley Hudson
09:49Hey!
09:50Okay
09:50It's obvious that Andy picked the people
09:52That are least important to the office
09:54Important?
09:55Oh, because you and your enormous monster baby
09:57Are so important to the branch
09:58My baby is not a monster
10:00Hey, be proud of your enormous monster baby
10:03I was once an enormous monster baby
10:04Guys!
10:06Guys!
10:07Guys!
10:08Come on, seriously
10:09We cannot let this trip cause this kind of rift, guys
10:13Stop calling us guys
10:14I use the word guys a lot when I'm nervous
10:17Guys
10:18Guys, guys, guys
10:21Guys
10:21Stop!
10:21Please
10:22Stop it!
10:24Dudes
10:24The dudes who are going to Florida
10:27Were picked by Dwight and me
10:30Okay, hey
10:31I specifically remember that there were a lot of other people I thought should be considered
10:35If anybody's going to Florida, it should be me
10:37Every shirt that I have that isn't a work shirt is a Tommy Bahama
10:40I'm the only person in this office who watches burn notice
10:43Okay, I did not realize that so many of you wanted to go so badly
10:46So if you feel like you have a very good reason to go to Florida, I'm happy to hear you
10:50out
10:50Great idea
10:51So why doesn't everyone just take the next five to six hours
10:53Come up with a statement on why you feel you deserve to go to Florida
10:56And Andy and I will listen to it
10:57No, that is a ridiculous waste of time
10:59For you, maybe
10:59Five to six hours?
11:01Three to four hours
11:01No, no, no
11:02Just two to three hours
11:03Nope
11:03Come up with a statement
11:05Over the next hour
11:06Thirty minutes
11:08I'm out
11:09Okay, read it back to me
11:11Robert, great offer
11:12Wish I could hit the links with you in Florida
11:13But a father of a newborn really should be helping out his wife any chance he gets
11:16Good
11:17Doesn't sound pushy
11:18You're just stating a fact
11:20Absolutely
11:21Works for me
11:22Okay
11:23It's sending
11:25Well done
11:25And we managed to kill the entire morning
11:27We really did
11:34He responded
11:36LOL
11:45I have a new swimsuit I need to break in
11:48I already picked my team
11:49Daryl, Oscar, Angela, Phyllis, and Toby
11:52And that is the team that I am taking
11:54What's that?
11:55It's not up to me
11:56I only have influence
11:57Well, that's all Balzer Gladfielder had
12:00And now no one eats owls for Thanksgiving
12:03You have two young, dynamic people in this office who know trends, who know youth
12:07That's myself and Kelly Kapoor
12:09You need one of us there
12:11Or both
12:12Not both
12:13Just one
12:14Me
12:14Or if not me, special project team
12:16Or Kelly Kapoor
12:17Again, not both
12:19Thanks
12:21Very impressive
12:23Put a lot of work into that
12:25Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world
12:27All show, no meat
12:29Because I feel like that I'm in a place with my gambling rehab
12:33That I can finally start going to dog racing again
12:37You know, just sitting, watching, enjoying the sport
12:41Maybe putting down a few dollars if there's like a crazy mismatch or something
12:46Okay, thank you, Kevin, we'll let you know
12:48Thank you
12:49When do we leave?
12:50Thank you
12:52It has been a long, lonely winter
12:55Wow
12:56Seasonal affective disorder, a.k.a. sad
12:59That sounds like a very real thing, Toby
13:01It is real
13:03Thank you for saying that
13:04Yeah, wow
13:05It's almost like
13:07We're not all experiencing the same winter
13:11Florida Stanley smiles
13:13Florida Stanley is happy to go to work
13:15Florida Stanley is who you want on your Florida team
13:21It's still here
13:22Hey guys
13:23Any spots left?
13:25Erin, you want to go to Tallahassee?
13:27I do
13:27I really do
13:28I think it would be a nice way to clear my head
13:32You know, I don't think it's a good idea for you to clear your head any more than it has
13:35been
13:35Already?
13:37I think you need a workplace where the burdens of everyday life keep you tethered to reality
13:42Either or
13:43But if you can find someone to fill in, I would love to go
13:46Well, it wouldn't be hard to find someone to fill in
13:49Really?
13:50Oh, great
13:51Good
13:52Good
13:53Now, is it too dark to say that Cece's having an operation?
13:56I think you need to go to Florida
13:58I think you're right
14:00It's only for three weeks
14:02You know, with my mom and sister at the house, it'll be
14:05A total nightmare
14:06I was going to say good, because I'll have all the help I need
14:09Yeah, that's what I'm saying
14:09They're incredibly helpful
14:10You're lucky to have them
14:11I mean, with them there, you probably won't even know I'm gone
14:13Exactly
14:18Well, no, no, absolutely not
14:21You are not going over my dead body
14:23No, Andy
14:24Tunes, I'm really sorry
14:26You're too essential to the operation here
14:28I can't let you go
14:28I wouldn't say that
14:29That's a bit much
14:31You know, Dwight, he didn't want me to go
14:32The smart move
14:33But he'd tell Andy that I actually am essential to the operation
14:35That way I couldn't go
14:38Jim is essential to...
14:39Hold on, I just want to get it on camera
14:42Andy, Jim is just too...
14:46Essential
14:47This is stupid, cut!
14:49Alright, I'm going to pack my trunks
14:50He doesn't even want to go
14:51Well, I got a text from RC inviting me to come down
14:54So I think that's going to make us roommates
14:57Oh my God
14:58Hey, quick question
15:00Do you shower at night or do you shower in the morning?
15:02Because I want to shower when you're showering
15:03Save some water
15:07Okay, listen up, everyone
15:08Here's who's going to Florida
15:09Kathy
15:10What?
15:11Stanley
15:11No
15:12Ryan
15:13No
15:13Aaron
15:14And Jim
15:16You've got to be kidding me
15:18Okay
15:19Okay
15:21Florida group, welcome to the team
15:33Let's go
15:35Step it up, you runts
15:36You infants, let's move
15:38Why is it so hot in here?
15:40Hot?
15:40What do you tell humidity?
15:41This is the exact environment that you will be facing for the next three weeks of your life
15:45Welcome to Special Projects Orientation
15:49The next three weeks of your life are going to be the most miserable you've ever faced
15:55They're going to be hard
15:56They're going to be dirty
15:57You're going to wish you were dead
16:01Butt?
16:02There's no butts
16:04That's it
16:04You'll wish you were dead
16:05You seem a little disturbed
16:07Do you want to stay here?
16:08No, no, I want to go
16:08Because if any of you would prefer to stay here
16:12All you need to do is ring this bell
16:15Is that the buzzer from Taboo?
16:17Shut up, maggot!
16:18You don't want to go
16:19You don't want to go
16:19Ring the bell
16:20Ring it
16:21Ring it
16:22How many of you have seen the documentary Deliverance?
16:27How did a mosquito get in here?
16:29I released 300 mosquitoes into the conference room
16:31Just temporarily
16:32When I'm done
16:33The frogs will take care of the mosquitoes
16:38Yes
16:39Then he brushes your soft, supple cheeks
16:42With his worn, leathery hands
16:44And says
16:45I'm going to make you the seventh Mrs. Rosenblatt
16:49Unless you ring the bell
16:50Ring it
16:51No
16:51Ring the bell
16:51You want to spend the rest of your life
16:53Changing your husband's colostomy bags
16:54Huh?
16:55Do you?
16:56Ring it
16:56What?
16:56Ah
16:58What was that?
16:59Mosquito
17:02Ah
17:07Orientation's over
17:10Oh, Daryl
17:11Hey
17:12Hey, what's up?
17:13You called?
17:13Yeah, you know
17:14I felt really terrible
17:15That you got me these lovely gloves
17:17And I didn't get you anything
17:18It's cool, really
17:19No, it's anything but cool
17:21Now, I haven't really had time to go out
17:23And buy you anything
17:24But, uh
17:26Here goes
17:28This coupon entitles you to
17:30One free Tickle Monster attack
17:32Yeah, they're Nate coupons
17:33Or napons
17:34And they're all different
17:35Cash that one in
17:36And I will bring you a stick of gum
17:38Anytime, anyplace
17:41I'll find you
17:42Thanks
17:46Nice flowers
17:47Thanks, they're from my mom
17:50Your mom?
17:52Yeah
17:53Oh
17:55So I guess that was your mom
17:56Who called me earlier
17:57Looking for the address
17:58Real deep voice woman
18:00Yeah, that's her
18:02She said her name was Brandon
18:03I think
18:04Your mom's name is Brandon?
18:08Yeah, Daryl
18:10My mom's name is Brandon
18:15I guess
18:16I figured out where I stand
18:18This
18:19Is a love beanie
18:25Okay, Florida team
18:26Let's reconvene
18:38I'm going to Florida
18:40And I'm not coming back
18:45So Saber has set up a conference room
18:47For our use while we're at corporate
18:48So what is this special project?
18:50Basically Saber has tasked us
18:52With helping them branch
18:53Into the retail marketplace
18:54They want to set up
18:55Their own version of an Apple store
18:56That sounds awesome
18:57It did
18:58It did
18:59You know what might be great
19:00Is if instead of a genius bar
19:02We have a lounge area
19:03Where people can ask questions
19:05About the product
19:05With other customers
19:07Who liked it
19:08Yeah, and they should have a place
19:09Where people can check
19:10Their computers or printers
19:11Before they see you
19:12So you don't have to carry it around
19:13Like a dope
19:14Like a coat check
19:21Oh, don't write it down
19:22Unless you like it
19:22Oh, I like it
19:24It seems to me that
19:25The Apple store is kind of like a party
19:26So I think our question is
19:28How do we make this a better party?
19:29No
19:30We sell business tools
19:31And the stores need to reflect that
19:33They need to be all business
19:35Let all the other stores
19:36Look like a toy store
19:37Right
19:37Think different
19:39From Apple
19:43Dwight, is now a good time
19:44To go over what you expect of us?
19:52Yes
19:54What are my expectations for the group?
19:56I have been given the responsibility
19:57To manage Stanley
19:58A solid player
19:59Ryan, who is capable of surprises
20:01Aaron, an excellent follower
20:04And Kathy
20:05A probably not totally useless enigma
20:07And, well, Jim
20:10Under the right manager
20:12That's not a bad team
20:16Perfectenschlag
20:23I don't know how I'm gonna live here without you
20:25Me neither
20:26Hey, will you put this coat on my chair?
20:28I just realized I'm not gonna need it down there
20:29Yes, I will take your coat
20:31And I will keep it with me
20:32And I will sleep with it
20:33Because it smells like you
20:34No, no, no, no
20:35Just put it on my chair
20:38All right
20:38Bye
20:39Bye
20:40Call me when you land
20:41I will
20:42Safe travels
20:44Goodbye
20:44Goodbye
20:45For a very, very long time
20:48Okay
20:49It's only three weeks
20:55All expenses paid
20:58Yeah, Jim's gonna be there
20:59Marriage is not good
21:01Nobody knows better than me
21:04Definitely we will
21:05It's three weeks in Tallahassee
21:07And see what else is there to do
21:11I'll see you in Tallahassee
21:11Bye
21:16Bye
21:26Bye
21:26Bye
21:26Bye
21:27Bye
21:27Bye
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