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00:04Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30There's this thing that people tend to do with billboards
00:33How do I put this?
00:35If there's an opportunity for a graffiti artist to work in a phallic shape
00:43Interacting with the artwork, it'll happen
00:45And Andy gave them that opportunity
00:50Aaron, how long did we order those billboards for?
00:52Six months
00:52Oh, good
00:54I need you to call the billboard company
00:55Great billboard!
00:56Funny, edgy, right up to the line without crossing it
00:59Loved it
01:00Which one did you see?
01:01Washington Street, the one with like 20 dongs on it
01:03Okay, don't be gross
01:04What's going on?
01:05Somebody defaced the billboards we just put out in an inappropriate way
01:09Oh, that's funny
01:13Wade
01:14From the photo shoot with you and me?
01:16Yeah, Dwight
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02:17Sheesh
02:17You don't need a reason to throw a garden party any more than you need a reason to throw a
02:21birthday party
02:23It's a garden party
02:25You don't need a reason
02:26A few other super simple reminders
02:28No burping, no slurping
02:29When eating, take small bites and chew thoroughly with your mouth closed
02:33Yes, Daryl?
02:34What happens when we're done chewing?
02:35Do we spit it out on the floor or keep it on our mouths the rest of the time?
02:39I get it, I'm being a little overbearing
02:40But I promise to be underbearing for a week if you guys just all step it up
02:45Andy, we understand basic table manners, we're not children
02:47Yeah, it's just a picnic
02:49This is not a picnic, Phyllis, it's a garden party
02:52There's a grill in a warehouse I can bring
02:54Oh, please don't, not a barbecue
02:56It's better than a barbecue
02:57It's dignified, quieter, there are rules
03:00How is that better than a barbecue?
03:02What's the dress code in this?
03:03I'm glad you asked, Connecticut casual
03:05Any chance Connecticut casual is Pennsylvania business?
03:09I.E. this is what I'm wearing to your party
03:11Guys, my family just threw a garden party to celebrate my brother's promotion
03:14It was a huge success
03:15Check it out, there's a video online
03:18Heartwarming impromptu father-son duet
03:21Oh, yeah
03:22Yeah, Oscar, you show me this
03:24I've seen this, that's not you
03:25Yeah, whoa, who's the sausage?
03:27It's my dad and my brother
03:28I would have joined in, but this melody doesn't really support another harmony part
03:32So
03:33Check it out, that's my brother's boss
03:35Look how psyched he is, he's having an awesome time
03:37Ah, and did Robert California get an invite to your party?
03:41Yeah, of course
03:42Yeah, I mean, yeah, I think he did
03:44Why didn't you just say this was to impress Robert California?
03:49I cannot believe that Andy is throwing a party like this just to impress the CEO
03:54Classic Gabe move
03:55Handy
03:56How about you don't steal my business strategies
03:58And I won't dress like my life is just one long brunch
04:02See you all there at 3 p.m. Connecticut casual
04:05Remember your manners and have a wonderful time
04:07And please refer to the map
04:09Stay off of the web
04:11Thank you
04:13So we've typed in the address
04:15Now let's take a look at the street view
04:20They don't warn you when the cameras are driving by
04:22Ah
04:24Why do you keep reading that garden party book?
04:26I mean, how hard are finger sandwiches and tea?
04:28There's so much more to it than that
04:30I've been wanting Shrewd Farms to break into the high-end event hosting industry for some time
04:34And this party is a great opportunity
04:37Plus, I've got a secret weapon
04:40Only one copy in the world
04:42And some sucker on the internet sold it to me for $2
04:48I'm actually really disappointed in how poorly my book is doing
04:52I've only sold one copy
04:55Is there anything you wish you'd done differently to avoid cankles?
04:59Nope
04:59I've already gone up another cup size
05:02The senator is grossed out
05:05When do you start feeling it kick?
05:07Cece was around 22 weeks, but Philip was much earlier
05:11Philip?
05:13Oh, oh my gosh
05:14Yes, but don't
05:15Don't say anything, okay?
05:17It's after my grandfather
05:19Philip is the name that we're using
05:21It's after my favorite cat
05:22Oh, wow, funny
05:25It's after my grandfather
05:27It's after my cat
05:29Andrew, I've picked up two possible gifts to bring this afternoon
05:32One, a pot of marmalade
05:34Ooh, that sounds great
05:36Well, that is what you want, then, the marmalade
05:38Sure
05:40You don't want to hear the other one?
05:42You love marmalade?
05:44I'll hear the other one
05:46It's a basil plant
05:49You know, the marmalade sounds great
05:52I also mentioned the marmalade to my sister
05:54And she's very polite
05:57All right
06:07Hey, where do I park?
06:08I'm the valet, you have to give me your car
06:10Uh, you know what?
06:11I can probably park in my side
06:12I'm the valet, you have to give me your car
06:13It's probably okay
06:13You have to give me your car
06:14No, I think it's probably better than I would
06:17In the valet
06:17You have to give me your car
06:19It's a finicky car
06:20Get out of your car
06:21Get out
06:25You have a good time at the thing
06:27It's a little tricky
06:28You might want to get enough to take some of it
06:50Mr. Ryan Howard
06:52Chapter 2
06:53Announcing guests as they enter
06:55Is the height of decorum
06:56The more volume displayed
06:58The more honor is bestowed upon everyone present
07:02Stanley Hudson
07:03And his mistress Cynthia
07:08James Pamela
07:09And P.P. Halpert
07:15How's it going over here, guys?
07:16Andy, stop hovering
07:17You're being really annoying
07:18Didn't mean to bother you, Mabel
07:21Mabel, Mabel, Mabel, if you're able
07:22Keep your elbows off the table
07:24Wow
07:25Mr. and Mrs. Walter and Ellen Bernard
07:31So you all work with Andy?
07:36Well, technically for Andy
07:38Technically for Robert California
07:40He's our CEO
07:43I thought you were the CEO
07:45I don't know how you got there
07:46You said you were running the company
07:48This branch
07:49I'm the regional manager
07:50Yes
07:51That makes more sense
07:53Are you all regional managers?
07:55Did I throw this party to impress my parents?
07:58It's crazy
07:59Now, if they wanted a garden party
08:01They could throw one themselves
08:02Which, as a matter of fact, they did last week
08:05They threw one for my baby brother
08:06And it was totally amazing
08:08But I couldn't care less
08:11Can I introduce you around now?
08:14Uh, yeah
08:14We don't have too long
08:16We have theater tickets
08:17What are you going to see?
08:19Moneyball
08:21Those?
08:22Walter Jr.'s choice
08:24Oh, there he is
08:25What?
08:25Bronard?
08:27I didn't know you were going to be here
08:29I wouldn't have missed it
08:31Okay
08:36I'm Walter
08:37I'm Andy's younger brother
08:38Oh, hey, how you doing?
08:39I'm Jim
08:41Tuna, right?
08:43And this must be your lovely wife, Pam
08:46No
08:47Hell no
08:47She wishes
08:48No, no, no, no
08:50No
08:50No
08:51Sir, I need to be able to feed all the guests
08:54I don't understand
08:55Excuse me
08:56Okay
09:00Set that down
09:07Here's my yourself
09:28Chapter 4
09:29One of the host's most important duties
09:31Is as dance master
09:33A proper courtly dance
09:36Sets the tone
09:36For the entire afternoon
09:51Ladies and gentlemen
09:53May I present
09:54Robert California
10:04Hello Andy
10:04Welcome
10:05Thank you
10:06Hey, I want you to meet my first bosses
10:09Mom and dad
10:10Yes, hello
10:11Nice to meet you
10:12Pleasure
10:13Andy, where shall I put your basil plant?
10:16Oh, I thought you were going to bring the marmalade
10:18No
10:18I'm certain you said basil
10:24This is not funny, man
10:25Let me down
10:26I think this thing is broken
10:28It's not broken, Kevin
10:29This is how it works
10:34It's so pretty today
10:36It's getting chilly
10:37Yeah, but we really should be leaving
10:40Um, it'll be weird if the boss man didn't make a toast
10:43So, hang on
10:45Everybody
10:45I just want to take this opportunity to thank you all for coming
10:49And to raise a glass to my amazing staff
10:55Toasts are great
10:56I mean, you toast somebody, they toast you back
10:57It just goes round and round
10:59That's my favorite part about toast
11:01The reciprocity
11:02Let's hear from you guys
11:03Who do you want to toast?
11:05Yeah, I'll say something
11:07I think we should be acknowledging our boss
11:10Because none of us would be here without him
11:12Robert, California
11:13To Robert
11:14To Robert
11:15To Robert
11:16To Robert
11:17To Robert
11:18I cannot believe I didn't think of toasting Robert
11:20Get in the game, Gabriel
11:21Why are you talking to Stanley's mistress?
11:24I would like to toast someone who isn't here
11:26But who will be in just four short months
11:30Welcome to the world
11:31Philip Lipton
11:36I also would like to toast
11:38Philip Halpert
11:42Who's due even sooner
11:43May he be a good namesake to my grandfather
11:46Who I promised as a child
11:49Long before tonight
11:51That I would one day name my son after
11:56To Philip Halpert
11:57To Philip
11:58All right
11:59She just always has to copy anything I do
12:03It's the Ford Tour situation all over again
12:06I'd like to make a toast
12:08To the troops
12:10All the troops
12:11Both sides
12:15I think we should toast
12:17Ladies and gentlemen
12:18The Last Supper
12:24Chapter 9
12:25The Tableau Vivant
12:26Is not only welcome
12:28But expected entertainment
12:30At any garden party
12:32Andy
12:34I think that we should acknowledge the man
12:37Who has led us to such a profitable quarter
12:40To Robert California
12:44I would also like to toast Robert California
12:47Mr. California
12:48You can't triple toast somebody
12:51I mean at least not until we've hit everyone once
12:53I'll say a few words if that's all right with you Andy
12:57Yeah, yeah
13:00You people say I led you
13:03But it wasn't me
13:05You want to toast the man who led you to success
13:10But the boss is irrelevant
13:13Andy and I produce nothing
13:15We do nothing
13:15We sit in our offices and demand
13:19I want this and that
13:21Right now
13:22Like petulant children
13:23You know the difference between a crying baby
13:26And a manager
13:28One day the baby will grow up
13:32But without you
13:34Andy and I would be sitting in our dirty diapers
13:38Waiting for someone to change us
13:40Wipe us
13:41I should be toasting you
13:43Thanking you
13:44For allowing me to have the easiest job in the universe
13:48Cheers
13:50Cheers
13:51To Robert California
13:53From the moment you entered our building
13:55And our hearts
13:56You transformed us
13:56Some of you know
13:57That we have an internet star in our midst
14:00Mr. Walter Baines Bernard Sr.
14:04Please report to the stage
14:05I'm eating Andy
14:07Come on
14:10Okay
14:12Okay
14:13Okay
14:14Yes
14:15What do you want to do?
14:16Well, how about one of our classic father-son duets
14:19Oh, whoa
14:21You sure?
14:22Really?
14:23That's a little tricky
14:25Okay
14:30Saying I love you
14:32Is not the words
14:34It's too high
14:35Yeah
14:35It's high, but it's not that high
14:37Right, it feels strange
14:38Yeah, just take it down a little
14:39Right
14:40Saying I love
14:42Saying I love you
14:45Just give it to me
14:45Yeah
14:46Yeah
14:47Okay
14:50Something like
14:52Saying I love you
14:56Is not the words
14:58You don't come in yet
14:58I want to hear from you
15:01It's not that I want you
15:04Not to say but
15:06Yep
15:07You only knew
15:09More than words
15:11Is all you have to do
15:14To make it real
15:17Is anyone filming this?
15:18Seriously
15:20Erin
15:20It's either taping or calling
15:24What would you do
15:27If my heart was turning in two
15:30You know what?
15:31Walter Jr. is here
15:33Why don't you come up and join us?
15:35Yeah
15:35Come up and do something with me
15:36I'm just having a good time
15:38Getting to know any of these friends here
15:39Get up there and sing
15:40Or I will cut your larynx
15:41And you'll never be able to sing again
15:43Woo!
15:44Come on!
15:45Yeah!
15:46They're what they want
15:48This old thing
15:49Man, I don't even
15:51May the good lord be with you
15:53Down every road you roam
15:58And may sunshine and happiness
16:01Surround you when you're far from home
16:05And may you grow to be proud
16:09Dignified and true
16:12And do unto others as you have done to do
16:18Cheers!
16:20All right
16:21What's going on?
16:23Cheers, cheers, cheers
16:24Get your own guitar
16:32Sorry
16:33Stop and try again
17:03I am so cold
17:04It's because you didn't bring a jacket
17:06My first love is beet farming
17:08But it's a young man's game
17:10Whoever heard of an old beet farmer?
17:12Forget the beets
17:14Concentrate on the hosting
17:16I could spend a considerable amount of money
17:19Having my birthday party here
17:20A lot of goats
17:21It's not no goats
17:22It's still ten to twelve goats
17:23Depending on the availability of the goats
17:25Now the goat package
17:26Obviously has the most goats
17:28What were you thinking?
17:30Of course I am not interested in goats
17:33Why would you spend so much time going over the goats with me?
17:37I can get you exotic meats
17:40Hippo steaks
17:41Giraffe burgers
17:44We'll talk
17:49It'll all be goat
17:51Hello
17:52C.C. Halpert
17:53This is Andrew Bernard
17:55I'd very much like to speak with you
17:57About your paper supply needs
18:01That wasn't even my worst sales call
18:05Hi
18:09What was that display?
18:12I don't know
18:13I just thought
18:15If I could throw this great garden party
18:17And show you how respected I am
18:19That you'd be proud of me
18:23Andrew
18:23I know
18:24I know that you're proud of me
18:26I'm not going to tell you how impressed I am
18:28That you're a manager
18:30Of some rinky-dink branch
18:32Of a paper company in Scranton, Pennsylvania
18:35How long are you going to go on needing my approval?
18:39You're a grown man
18:40Don't act like a little boy who needs you
18:44I think if I had parents like that
18:45I'd be trying to convince everyone all the time
18:47How great I was, too
18:48Guess we found Andy's Rosebud
18:50Rosebud?
18:51It's a reference to Citizen Kane
18:53It's something that explains why a person became the way they are
18:56I know Citizen Kane
18:57Rosebud didn't explain why he was, how he was
19:01It just represented what was important to him as a child
19:03That he missed
19:04In school of thought
19:05Let's just agree to disagree
19:06No, you're wrong
19:08Are you sure?
19:09Yeah
19:10I'm too hot anyway
19:11My body has somehow become acclimated to southern Italy
19:15Isn't that strange?
19:16I've never been there
19:18Oh, ah, wow
19:20Yes, that's nice
19:21Thank you
19:24It was a nice party
19:26The setting was a little strange
19:28The food
19:29Sandwiches were dry
19:31Bye, Tuna
19:32Bye, Pam
19:37I don't know why it is
19:41Hey, everybody
19:42I'm going to leave
19:44And I just wanted to say I'm really sorry
19:47Cheeseburger or hamburger?
19:52Um...
19:55Cheeseburger?
19:56Nardau
20:00Thanks, Oscar
20:19What are they doing?
20:21Closing thermonies
20:22Nice touch
20:42I think I left my wallet in your house
20:44Who cares
20:45Right here
20:46That's right
20:47Mr. James Albert
20:49Keys
20:49I have my keys
20:50Stop forgetting things
20:51I didn't forget them
20:52They're right here
20:53I'm stupid
20:53Mr. James Halpert
20:58I'm so sorry
20:59I think I forgot that
21:00Dang
21:00What?
21:01Idiots
21:04Miss
21:07Miss
21:07Miss
21:08Miss
21:08What are you doing?
21:09Hey, I have a question
21:09Who do you think is really the best salesman in this office?
21:13Stupid question, obviously
21:14Miss
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